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00:00I'm
00:29dreading today well how am i gonna get through it get down here turn that off it's quite catchy
00:37actually isn't it uh what do you want for breakfast
00:40shona what do you want for breakfast how can you think about food on a day like this
00:50pieces of toast or i could make you a boiled egg it's about all you can make i'll get something
00:56at work well come on hurry up you're gonna be late
01:03you okay my baby's life's hanging by a thread but other than that i'm fine what time's that
01:15appointment later was it three how can you not know what time it is yes three o'clock tell me
01:26it's going to be all right even if you don't believe it just tell me everything's gonna be
01:29all right i'll go check on lil
01:32why am i bothering going into work oh morning hey how you feeling i should just carry on walking
01:48and never stop show now oh sorry i was miles away anywhere nice no definitely not how's pregnancy
02:01treating you
02:02well now look at this one eh like butter wouldn't melt she had me up half the night
02:11obviously she's healthy and you're moaning about losing a bit of sleep while my baby's
02:15i don't know how i was waiting to do it you didn't even want your baby you don't deserve it
02:19no no no shut up show her but obviously you've got all this to look forward to
02:23oh do you know what you're having yet um listen i've got to get to work okay yeah i'll see you later
02:29i'll just stand there like a lemon shall i i just want to bring a bit of sophistication to the area
02:47this could be the worst day of my life and they're talking about cocktails
02:51are you coming to the cocktail night show now oh i would but i forgot you got a baby on board
02:58you're right darling you look a bit tired tired of listening to your rubbish i'm fine
03:04i know i shouldn't be so distressed but it was a one-off what the model train that young alfie
03:15not the train again it was unique it was it was the only train that was manufactured with the name
03:22sunstar is there a point to this roy hopefully tyrone will be more careful
03:28well of course there isn't i've given him a vintage starter set yeah help occupy his mind
03:36well i'm sure i'll have fun playing with it don't actually play with the models
03:42oh right right it's a toy that's what you do with them okay you play with them
03:47they get broke get over it i'm going on my break
03:50just took david for a walk
04:04humped into that cockapoo again i think he fancies her
04:09mind she i i don't know if she fancies him i mean some girls like a bit of rough don't they
04:15for once in your life david stop making jokes this morning really dragged in work
04:18tell me about it it's like when somebody used to offer you out at school
04:24i mean you knew you had this fight i don't need a comedian today i need a husband and a father
04:28pretending as though you were fine when really you were just cacking your pants
04:33lovely image sorry i don't know why i'm telling you this
04:37probably had loads of fights at school more than me probably one more and all
04:42oh stop babbling shut up i'm sorry i know none of this is helping um
04:47just a bag of nerves if i'm honest maybe he is taking this seriously
04:52i'm sure it's gonna be okay well one of us has got to be optimistic and it's obviously my turn today
04:59it's like you said yesterday um
05:01there's no point worrying until we know what's going on so
05:04just stay positive healthy mind healthy body
05:08he's gonna cry i've got to keep it together i'll see you at home okay
05:15he's gonna pull me up on the toy thing i love you to bits roy but if you start banging on about model
05:25trains again i think i'm gonna kill somebody
05:27do you mind if i join you sorry for biting your head off
05:39apology accepted i know your trains aren't toys
05:44did i do something to upset you no it's nothing you've done
05:52well something is clearly troubling you
05:58look i don't wish to pry but is has it got anything to do with why you're taking the afternoon off
06:05that's just the um the scan i didn't have yesterday it's just routine
06:11i'm sorry roy i can't tell you
06:16i hope you know that you can't tell me anything
06:21i do know that i want to tell you i do but maybe if i don't actually say it out loud that means
06:30it's not gonna happen and the baby's gonna be all right
06:35i'm fine roy honestly it's just one of those days
06:39probably pregnancy hormones
06:51we should have left earlier or got a taxi they could have just dropped us off at the door
06:55where is he
06:56have you got your key um yeah i i don't know um lord you'll be in anyway
07:08she's working till late tonight someone will be in i'll get mine oh no david
07:12it's fine we got loads of time
07:17not mary not today what's up with her hair
07:25hurry up
07:28we definitely should have got a taxi i don't want to be driving back if we get bad news don't
07:33we're not going to get bad news you can't be thinking like that
07:36not now if i start i'm never going to stop
07:45what's taking him so long
07:50do you not want to come inside
07:59sorry i was just
08:06are you all right do you want me to drive why would i want you to drive
08:10because you're like you right look can we just go all right put your seatbelt on
08:13you don't have to be strong for me you know i mean it's all right to be scared i'm terrified
08:19well you're not going to be much used to me then are you
08:22i'm trying to be positive we'll try harder but i got all these thoughts going around oh you know
08:26if you're going to be like this don't bother coming like what like this
08:30why are you trying to shut me out because i don't need you i can do this on my own
08:33get out of the car
08:42i'm not joking i don't want you coming to the hospital with me
08:45you're stupid
08:46get out of the car i mean it
08:49don't get out of the car please
09:00hmm sex drawing pregnancy you'll be lucky
09:09five pregnancy myths number one you can't exercise
09:15number two you'll be happy all the time well that one's defo a myth
09:21they seem happy smoke cow
09:30they seem happy to get out of the car
09:34turn the plot
09:44She looks worried sick.
10:02I'd best get Lil off to school.
10:04I don't want no worrying about that and all.
10:08Lil!
10:09Get down here!
10:11Turn that off!
10:14It's quite catchy, actually.
10:17She needs to eat something.
10:18It's going to be a long day.
10:21What do you want for breakfast?
10:23She's not with it at all.
10:26Joda.
10:28What do you want for breakfast?
10:30I could do you a couple of pieces of toast.
10:33She needs more than that.
10:35Or I could make you a boiled egg.
10:37Because that's all I can cook.
10:39I'll get something at work.
10:40Lil!
10:46Come on, you're going to be late.
10:51Are you OK?
10:53What did I say that for?
10:55What an idiot.
10:56Of course she's not OK.
10:57How can she be OK?
10:58I'm fine.
11:00Check what time that appointment is.
11:02I know it's at three,
11:03but just show her you haven't forgotten.
11:05What time's that appointment later?
11:08Is it three?
11:11Yeah.
11:12It's three o'clock.
11:13Great.
11:14Do you think she's forgotten?
11:16Well done, David.
11:17I should say something.
11:19Just to reassure her.
11:22Tell her everything's going to work out.
11:26No.
11:27Every time I open my mouth,
11:28I just make it worse.
11:30I'll go check on Lil.
11:31On top of the pops.
11:37Oh, what was his name?
11:39He had overgrown sideburns
11:42and leather gloves.
11:44I can feel my brain cells dying.
11:46Since we'll notice Dick dastardly
11:48on top of the pops.
11:49Koo-ka-choo.
11:51I swear, that clock's stopped.
11:53Oh, Alvin Stardust.
11:55Yes.
11:57I can't tell you much more of this.
11:58In the 60s.
11:59But he wasn't Alvin Stardust, then.
12:01Oh.
12:02Sorry.
12:03Wasn't he married to Lisa Goddard?
12:05Oh, yeah.
12:06Oh, I love Lisa Goddard.
12:07Don't lose your temper, David.
12:09Deep breaths.
12:11Just count to ten.
12:11No, no, you're thinking of the fellow
12:13who played Darth Vader.
12:14Oh.
12:15No.
12:15This was before him.
12:17Three.
12:18Four.
12:18What did Lisa Goddard do?
12:20Six.
12:21Who cares?
12:22David, please.
12:23Come on, go and put the kettle on or something.
12:25I'm fine.
12:26That's lovely.
12:27Thank you, Audrey.
12:27Are you sure, love?
12:28Yeah.
12:29I hope it all goes well with the social workers
12:31and you manage to get Joanie back.
12:33Oh, thank you, Mary.
12:36And, uh, Audrey, I hope to see you at Kevin's poker night.
12:39Oh, as if...
12:41One side is shorter than the other.
12:45Well, I haven't finished yet, have I?
12:47Well, you are going to fix it, though.
12:49No, Mary, I'm going to leave it like that.
12:51Only I've got this cocktail thing.
12:53Good for you.
12:54No offence, but you don't seem all there this morning.
12:59I don't seem all...
13:00You haven't been all there since the day I met you.
13:02David!
13:03Well...
13:03I am not taking this off you.
13:06No, please stay.
13:07Listen, I'll throw you out.
13:09Come on.
13:09No, I will not stay here another second.
13:12Oh, please.
13:14Oh.
13:15What is the matter with you, eh?
13:20I do want to tell her.
13:25Do you know I can't sit here all day, David, sweetheart?
13:28But I don't want to panic her.
13:31She's got a dodgy ticker, as it is.
13:33I mean, it might be OK.
13:34Is it the baby?
13:37Because they cancelled...
13:38I'm going to tell her.
13:39I need to tell someone.
13:40It's killing me.
13:40Here's your gown.
13:42There.
13:43And just so you know, I'll be taking my business elsewhere from now, hon.
13:48Apologise to Mary.
13:49No.
13:50I'm not apologising.
13:51I've got bigger things on my mind.
13:53I am not saying sorry.
13:56David.
13:57Sorry.
13:58It's too late.
13:59Honestly, I don't know what's going through your head half the time.
14:05You're about to find out.
14:07The baby.
14:08You know, you're worried about it.
14:11But that's only natural, sweetheart.
14:14You know what you need?
14:16You need your family.
14:18It'll take your mind off things.
14:21So I'm going to ring up and get them all round for tea tonight.
14:25OK?
14:26I'd rather choke on my own vomit.
14:28Good.
14:29Well, that's sorted.
14:31Now go on.
14:31Get yourself home.
14:32Get ready and go for that scan.
14:36All right?
14:42Package?
14:43I haven't seen a package.
14:46Do I need a reason to speak to me on more?
14:50Why would I want money?
14:52I'm fine.
14:53Yeah.
14:54Kids are fine.
14:56Shona's fine.
14:58That's all I need.
15:01Listen, Gail, I'm going to have to go.
15:04All right?
15:05Because you're boring me.
15:07All right.
15:08Bye.
15:09You going to get a spoke a night?
15:11Uh, depends.
15:12Are you?
15:12No, I haven't got much of a poker face.
15:14I always laugh when I've got a good hand.
15:16You should go, though.
15:18This might be your last chance.
15:19You want me any more last nights for you once a baby arrives?
15:24You all right?
15:27Yeah.
15:28Um...
15:29Yeah, I can't go either.
15:31Kirk.
15:32Um, family stuff.
15:34Be lucky.
15:34Don't let her see you losing her.
15:43Got to be strong.
15:48I just took David for a walk.
15:50Jumped into that cockapoo again.
15:52I think he fancies her.
15:55Mind you, I don't know if she fancies her.
15:57You're babbling, David.
15:58Shut up.
15:58Some girls like a bit of rough, don't they?
16:00Lucky me.
16:00This morning at work, really dragged.
16:05Tell me about it.
16:07It's like when someone used to offer you out, you know, at school.
16:09Here I go again.
16:10And all day, knew you had this fight at half three.
16:14You had to pretend as though you were fine,
16:15when really, you were just cacking your pants all day.
16:20Sorry.
16:21I don't know why I'm telling you this.
16:22You probably had more fights than me.
16:24Probably won a lot more in all.
16:26Yeah.
16:27That's just what she needs.
16:28Your sad jokes.
16:29Just be honest with her.
16:31Tell her how you feel.
16:33Sorry.
16:34No, none of this is helping.
16:37Just, to be honest, I'm just a bag of nerves.
16:41I'm sure everything's going to be okay.
16:43Is she just saying that, or does she really mean it?
16:46It's like you said yesterday.
16:47What's it matter?
16:48There's no point worrying until we know what's going on.
16:50I should be the one reassuring her.
16:51Stay positive and keep a healthy mind, healthy body, all that.
16:55I can't believe how strong she is.
16:57I wish I could be that strong.
17:00Stop.
17:01Get a grip.
17:03If I lose it now, it's just going to make her feel worse.
17:07Um, I'll, I'll see you at home.
17:09Okay.
17:10I'll mess it up.
17:15Don't know.
17:16I'll mess it up.
17:46I can't let her see these.
17:49They'll tip her over at the edge.
17:52Yeah, come in.
18:05Stop it, David.
18:06Keep it together.
18:07If you do not want to come, is that it?
18:25Sorry, I was just...
18:26Don't tell her I've been crying.
18:29She's been crying as well.
18:31Maybe we're not that different.
18:33Are you all right?
18:35Do you want me to drive?
18:36Why would I want you to drive?
18:39Well, it's just...
18:39You look like you...
18:40What?
18:41Look, can we just go, please?
18:42Put your seatbelt on.
18:44You don't have to be strong for me, you know.
18:46I mean, it's all right to be scared.
18:47I'm terrified.
18:48You're not going to be much used to it then, are you?
18:50Look, I'm trying to be positive.
18:52Well, try harder.
18:53But I've got all these thoughts going on.
18:54Oh, you know what?
18:55If you're going to be like this, you just don't have to come.
18:58Like what?
18:58Like this.
19:01Why are you trying to shut me out?
19:03Because I don't need you, OK?
19:05I can go on my own.
19:06Fine.
19:07Take it out on me if it helps.
19:08Get out the car.
19:10She doesn't mean it.
19:11I'm not joking.
19:12I don't want you coming to the hospital with me.
19:15Stupid.
19:16Get out the car.
19:18I mean it.
19:18I love you, all right?
19:24And this is my baby and all.
19:27And we're a team, OK?
19:28And remember that.
19:30And I'm not going anywhere.
19:40Turn the plat.
19:45Sorry.
19:48I'm sorry.
19:49Vending machine wasn't working, so I had to go in the shop.
19:52Also, I wanted to get away from that woman.
19:54Did you hear her?
19:56Naming the kid, Kale.
19:57Keep your voice down.
19:58Yeah, I know.
19:59Come on.
20:00Naming a baby after a vegetable.
20:02Right, we're going in.
20:05Yeah.
20:05I'm glad you're here.
20:07Where else would I be?
20:08I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but the second scan did confirm that there is a small mass on the baby's neck.
20:25Now, in some cases, it can block the baby's airway, making it difficult to breathe or swallow.
20:33And if the oesophagus is obstructed, that can lead to a build-up of amniotic fluid in the womb, which can cause premature labour.
20:42Wait, hang on.
20:43Are you saying the baby might come early?
20:46Potentially.
20:48There's no easy way to say this.
20:51But, um, as the pregnancy's under 24 weeks, I need to let you know that you will be offered the option of an abortion.
21:00Now, obviously, that's your decision.
21:04And please take all the time you need, OK?
21:08But if you do decide to go ahead with the pregnancy, then Mum will have to have regular ultrasounds,
21:14and she'll need to undergo what's called an exit procedure.
21:18It's a specialist type of surgery where they operate while the baby is still attached through the placenta.
21:26Now, it's a long and complicated procedure.
21:30And it's not without its risks.
21:33For Mum and for your daughter.
21:39I'm sorry, it's not better news.
21:42I know it's a lot to take in.
21:44It's a girl.
21:47Dave, we're having a girl.
22:06Can you imagine Lily's face when we tell her she's going to have a little sister?
22:10Hey, do you think we should tell your mum?
22:12You know, call her.
22:13Or maybe we should wait.
22:14No, I don't know.
22:15What do you think?
22:15Shall we wait?
22:16Have you heard yourself?
22:17What?
22:19You've just been told there's a serious problem with the baby, and you're acting like it's nothing.
22:24Right, I'm not stupid, OK?
22:26I know it's not going to be straightforward, but today's been surreal.
22:29You know, there's been so much to think about, so much to take in, and I thought we were
22:33going to lose her.
22:34And now we've been told there is a chance that she could be born healthy.
22:36Yeah, there's a chance.
22:37I don't understand why you're being so negative.
22:40I'm not.
22:40I'm being realistic.
22:41You said before that you didn't...
22:43Listen, I know how much you want this baby, all right?
22:46And I do too, but at what risk?
22:49OK.
22:49What is it you're saying?
22:53I don't know what I do.
22:58I think we should think about having a termination.
23:05To be fair, it was completely out of character for Fizz.
23:09When you say out of character, I don't...
23:11Hang on.
23:12Why were you saying that she was stressed?
23:15Because, I mean, obviously it can't be easy, you being in a wheelchair.
23:18Yeah.
23:19Nightmare.
23:20Right, what exactly happened?
23:21Er, she, um, she broke a machine.
23:24Yeah, it was playing up or something and she must have got frustrated.
23:26And then we had a big order going out, so she felt dead guilty.
23:29Oh, I bet Carla were well hacked off.
23:32Fizz didn't say anything.
23:33Well, listen, it was no big deal.
23:35I mean, Carla wasn't even there, so...
23:37Anyway, I'm going to have to shoot.
23:38My gran's organised tea for David and Shona, so...
23:41See you later.
23:41Yeah.
23:42So you okay, Fizz, later?
23:45Er, yeah.
23:45That's what you're saying.
23:49I've just got to sit there and keep my mouth shut.
23:50No, actually, I'm saying is that it's okay to ask a question but then wait for the other
23:56person to respond, not keep going on like a Duracell bunny.
23:58Well, she's a bit nervous, that's all.
24:01Social services?
24:03Well, you left him an hour ago.
24:07Hello?
24:09Er, yeah, we've only just got home, actually.
24:13Oh, right.
24:16Oh, okay.
24:17Well, yeah, thanks for letting us know.
24:20Bye.
24:21It sounds like Lou's got herself into some sort of trouble, and it sounds serious.
24:30She's up in court tomorrow.
24:32What kind of trouble?
24:33Fighting.
24:34Hello, hello, hello.
24:35Hiya.
24:36Hey.
24:37That guy in the sweet shop is dead weird.
24:40Ryan, why?
24:41I'm sorry, it's nice.
24:43So, we're just picking some sweets, right, and then he just starts waffling on about sugar,
24:47bacteria.
24:48That guy's never getting rich, I'm telling you that.
24:50Do you want one?
24:52No, I want you to save them, because we've just come back from social services, and they've
24:58agreed to let Joanie come home, and she's coming back tomorrow.
25:01Yeah!
25:02Are you serious?
25:03Yeah!
25:03Yeah.
25:03It's good news, isn't it?
25:05Yeah.
25:05Well, except from the fact that she's well annoying.
25:07Yeah, it's a family trait, that.
25:09And there is something else that we need to tell you.
25:12Yeah, Sally and I are going out, so you'll have to get your own tea.
25:14There's stuff in the freezer.
25:16Oh, Risha, come on.
25:17I'm going to pick.
25:19Okay, have fun, guys.
25:20Oh.
25:22It's probably best we keep it between ourselves until we know more.
25:27I know it's scary, and I'm not ignoring the reality of the situation, but the doctor
25:33reckons that there's no more risky than having a cesarean, and women have those all the time.
25:37It's not like having a cesarean, is it?
25:38There's major risk involved.
25:40Oh, David, there's risk crossing the road.
25:42There's risk driving a car or swimming in the sea.
25:44But, David, this is our daughter.
25:46Is she not worth it?
25:48I don't know.
25:50I honestly don't know.
25:51But what I do know is that I love you, and I don't want to lose you.
25:56We mustn't be thinking of the worst-case scenario.
26:01But they happen.
26:03I mean, Kylie, she walked across to the Rovers to get a bottle of champagne, and she died.
26:08They happen.
26:09They said it was a complicated procedure.
26:12But that doesn't necessarily mean it's a dangerous one.
26:15Come on in.
26:16Oh, rude.
26:18Gran asked me to bring you some food.
26:19Before you ask, the smell is cheese.
26:22Thanks, Nick.
26:24Right, well, shall I just put it in the fridge then?
26:27Yeah.
26:32Oh, babe, just put them posters up, will you?
26:35What?
26:35The posters and the flaming mixologist's late.
26:38Five o'clock he was supposed to be here.
26:40Honestly, this is going to be a disaster.
26:41I called Will and went the voicemail.
26:43Well, you know he never answers his phone.
26:45I sent messages.
26:46I told him before he went to school to come straight home.
26:49Make sure they're not wonky, please.
26:51Well, look, do you think we should phone school?
26:52He might have a detention or something.
26:54Well, then he should have messaged.
26:55Well, as should the mixologist, who should have been here half an hour ago.
26:59Look, give it ten minutes and then phone school.
27:01All right.
27:02Oh, it's Will.
27:04Yeah.
27:04I'll put him on loudspeaker.
27:07Hiya, Will.
27:08You're on loudspeaker, your dad's ear.
27:10I told you to come straight home.
27:11Stop stressing, will you?
27:13Everything's cool.
27:14No, everything is not cool.
27:16Where are you?
27:17Leeds.
27:18Leeds?
27:19Are you having a laugh?
27:20No, listen.
27:21I'm going to this athletics meet with my old club.
27:24Since when?
27:25Megan messaged me.
27:27Well, it's the first I'm hearing about it.
27:28I was in class.
27:30I had no phone.
27:31She said it'd be good competition for me.
27:33Look, the minibus is here.
27:34I've got to go.
27:35Will, make sure you come straight back after.
27:37Yeah, yeah.
27:38Will, good luck to...
27:40Gone.
27:42And I thought the toddler bit was hard.
27:45Well, that's what my mum used to say about me.
27:47Look, I think we just need to be grateful that he's actually doing something.
27:50Hmm.
27:51Do you think maybe I should go to Leeds, see if he's all right?
27:53No, I do not.
27:54We've got a picking event to run.
27:56Posters, come on, chop, chop.
28:07Oh, it's working.
28:09What are you doing?
28:11Well, I heard your machine was broke, so I'd come to fix it.
28:14Oh, they got someone in.
28:17Oh, right.
28:18How did you know about my machine?
28:20Well, I bumped into Michael and Sarah.
28:24They wasn't gossiping.
28:26I think they thought that I'd already know,
28:28but I probably should have offered to pay for it.
28:31No, no, there's nothing to pay.
28:33Machines break all the time.
28:36I just felt a bit bad,
28:39cos I did take my temper out on it a bit.
28:44Imagining it was me, was it?
28:45I wouldn't blame you.
28:46No.
28:47It's not your fault you're in a wheelchair, Ty.
28:51It's just...
28:53It's been a lot juggling work and home.
28:58Me?
28:59And no.
29:01No, but everything going on with the girls.
29:03Ruby was trolling her own sister, for goodness sake.
29:06Yeah, and that is exactly why I didn't tell you about it straight away.
29:09It's just...
29:14It's been a bit of a strain,
29:17and I've ended up feeling like I've not been doing any of it very well.
29:23Especially where the kids are concerned.
29:26Well, then why didn't you tell me?
29:28No, no, you shouldn't have to, no.
29:30I'm sorry.
29:32I know.
29:33Look, things are going to change.
29:34I'm going to change.
29:35I'm going to get back to work.
29:36Ty, how can you?
29:38Look, all right, I'm not going to be fixing cars, am I?
29:39But there's other things that I can do, you know, paperwork and stuff.
29:43But also, there's...
29:45There's one thing that I need you to do.
29:48What?
29:49I need you to talk to me.
29:52Actually, no, we...
29:53We need to talk to each other, and I don't just mean about the kids.
29:57I mean about what's going on with us and everything okay?
30:03Yeah, okay.
30:05Aren't you going to be late for your poker night?
30:07Well, I thought I'd give it a miss.
30:12Right, anybody else want another drink?
30:15No, thank you.
30:16Well, all right, come on.
30:18Tyrone, sorry you can't make it today.
30:20Oh, that's a shame.
30:22Right, you're losing me.
30:23Could have done with some fresh meat.
30:24You know, I had a parishioner once.
30:26She lost her house, ended up living in a caravan,
30:28didn't even tell her husband.
30:29Didn't you think it was odd they were in a caravan?
30:32No, no, she told him that they were redecorating.
30:35Oh, that's awful.
30:36Look, can we just play, please?
30:37So a pair beats what?
30:39Pretty much nothing.
30:40Yep.
30:41All right.
30:41You, Tibet, my friend.
30:45I reckon he's got a good hand.
30:46That's why he's been so friendly.
30:49Yep, I'll call that.
30:51I'm in.
30:52Oh, there's something very sexy about that book.
31:00Mysterious, yet stern.
31:02Like a moody matron.
31:04Well, you're off my Christmas card list.
31:06Okay, so three beats, three of a kind.
31:10I'm not saying I've got it, but I'm just trying to get it clear in my head.
31:13Have you seen Abbey?
31:14What?
31:15Since he's shats up with me brother.
31:20Okay.
31:21Final round.
31:21Hang on, hang on.
31:23Tim, Sal, you want another drink,
31:25and then we can start making things a bit more interesting?
31:28Oh, go on then.
31:29Yeah.
31:32And then these two are rum-based.
31:33Is that some kind of edge?
31:36Well, yeah, it's mint.
31:37Mint?
31:38Oh, I'm sorry, love.
31:39It repeats on me.
31:41What's this one?
31:43Now then, this one is called the hurricane.
31:47Oh, well, try everything once, I say.
31:51Yeah.
31:52No, you're all right, sir.
31:55Oh.
31:56Oh.
31:58Whoever threw that together, they must have shares in sugar.
32:02Sorry, love.
32:03I'll have a vodka and tonic when you're ready.
32:10Beth loved the pina colada.
32:12You know, with a little umbrella.
32:14Truth be told, I'm pretty partial to a frozen margarita.
32:18I made it for her at home once,
32:19but we didn't have any coconut cream.
32:21So I used a tin of evaporating milk,
32:23stuck a cherry in it.
32:25It'll look good as it goes.
32:26Ah.
32:26You're a star, you know that.
32:28I'll just stick to the loaf.
32:29All right, tell them.
32:33What's the verdict?
32:35Well, put it this way.
32:36Tom Cruise can sleep easy.
32:38It's not my fault the bloke was a no-show.
32:40You hired him.
32:42Do you ever take responsibility for anything?
32:45Not exactly buzzing, is it?
32:47It's early.
32:47If it's the younger crowd you want to pull in,
32:51you should have Ollie out front.
32:53Where is he, anyway?
32:54He's out with Dee Dee.
32:55Haven't seen William either.
32:56He's at an athletics meeting late.
32:59On his own?
33:00Hmm?
33:01I don't know what your mother let you get up to at 15.
33:04I said he could go.
33:06It'll do him good to be a bit more independent
33:08instead of being chauffeured around everywhere.
33:12Cocktails.
33:13How glamorous.
33:14A bloody Mary, if you would please, Eva,
33:16and dial up the spice.
33:23No, don't be ridiculous.
33:25Come on, Nick.
33:26Oh, come on, Nick.
33:26Don't get me involved.
33:27Oh, van, bag me up, please.
33:29Well, I don't recall him ever taking food off your plate.
33:32Mind you, when he was young,
33:33he was a right greedy little so-and-so.
33:35Mind you, there was one time
33:37when your mother was called to school
33:40because you had eaten a poor little lad's packed lunch.
33:44I was in my case.
33:46Well, I...
33:47Do you blame me?
33:48Gail's sandwiches were awful.
33:50Who gives a kid Marmite sandwiches?
33:52Well, come on, if we were playing at who was the most deprived...
33:55Hey, you lot don't know you're born.
33:56We were lucky if we got tea.
33:57Look, when you've been through a war and rationing...
34:00Oh, there we go.
34:01Talk about something a bit more jolly.
34:03Are you guys really excited about the baby?
34:06Well, we did get some news today.
34:09Um, yeah.
34:13We're having a girl.
34:14Oh, my gosh.
34:15Oh, that's wonderful.
34:16Oh, congratulations, mate.
34:18You must be over the moon.
34:18Oh, that is so exciting.
34:36So when you say, up the ante...
34:38Hang on, I thought we had a £20 limit.
34:40Oh, mate, live dangerously.
34:42It's a philosophy my boss might not approve of.
34:44Yeah, I set myself strict limits, so no, I'm out.
34:47Kev?
34:50Er, I'm going to stake my car.
34:54Your car?
34:55That's mad.
34:56Are you serious?
34:57You mean your actual car, not a wee toy one, eh?
34:59Yeah.
35:00So come on, Tim.
35:01Show us what you're made of.
35:04I'm out.
35:06So?
35:06I'm in.
35:10What with?
35:12Tim's car.
35:13What, Mike?
35:13Hang on, what's my car?
35:14What's up with your car?
35:15Not now, Tim.
35:15It'll be too late soon.
35:18Wow.
35:19I'm out.
35:21Kev?
35:26Full house.
35:27Oh.
35:33You won!
35:34You won!
35:35You won!
35:36Four of a cane.
35:37Oh, okay.
35:38Four of a cane, it's a full house.
35:39It does, yeah.
35:40Keys.
35:41Give us a keys.
35:42Oh, come on, keys.
35:44No, I'm not taking his car.
35:45Why not?
35:46Because I'm not taking his car.
35:48No, take it.
35:48You won it fair and swear.
35:50No, I'm not taking it.
35:51Well played, matron.
35:52Oh, thank you.
35:53Right, on that note, Tim.
35:55All right.
35:56Well, are you still early?
35:57No, we need to get back to the kids.
35:59Aye, I should be getting off myself.
36:00Well, I've still got a load of beer.
36:02Yeah, next time.
36:03It was a fun night, though.
36:04Yeah, thanks, Kev.
36:05Cheers, Kev.
36:06Good night.
36:06Good night.
36:14Oh, and I saw the most adorable baby clothes when I was in the Arndale the other week.
36:19The little girl clothes are so cute.
36:22This couple came into the bistro the other day with a little baby and a little dog, and
36:27they were wearing matching bandanas.
36:29Oh, gracious.
36:30Oh, that is so cute.
36:32I guess I should be grateful I only ever had hamsters.
36:34Uh, Shona, do you want to give us a hand with this puddin' cheese?
36:39No.
36:40Um, just bring it over.
36:41We can do it here.
36:42Yes, good idea.
36:43Now, put me down for a pram or a cot or anything you want, Madal.
36:47Oh, God, we thank you.
36:48OK, a toast.
36:50Oh, yes.
36:51Come on.
36:52To our baby girl.
36:55Oh, to our baby girl.
36:56But what if you'd lost?
37:02Are you kidding me?
37:04Kevin's an open book.
37:06He's a worse poker player than you are.
37:08Sonny Oz.
37:09What are you talking about?
37:11I've totally got a poker face.
37:14When you've got a decent hand, you've got this smug little curl of your lip, and with
37:18Kevin, it's like a deep breath and a sniff.
37:21Yeah, all right.
37:22But Kev's car's nicer than mine, and it's probably got, like, less on the clock.
37:27You are not seriously suggesting that I should have kept it?
37:31No, but maybe a straight swap.
37:34No, I'm only joking.
37:35What do you think all that was about, raising the stakes like that thing?
37:38Poor Kevin.
37:39He's clearly not in a good place.
37:41We need to do something to help him.
37:43Yeah, what with Kev, what with Lou.
37:45Tim, I know you don't think we should tell them about Lou, but...
37:49What's the point?
37:50We don't know enough details, aren't you, my girl?
37:51Well, I agree about Shanice, but Brody's older.
37:55Yeah, but Brody's good.
37:56He's in a good place, and he's settled.
37:58And like I say, we don't know the details, so what's the point in saying all?
38:01Tim, he won't thank us when he finds out.
38:04Do you know, I had a job as a cocktail waitress once.
38:08Well, hostess, as it used to be back in the day.
38:12Oh, Rita, how exciting.
38:14You know, I'm thinking Ricks.
38:16I'm thinking Humphrey Bogart.
38:19I'm thinking Casablanca.
38:21Oh, well, think again.
38:23This was a green dolphin in Stockport, and the outside toilet was used as a changing room.
38:29And the only thing green in there was me.
38:33I tried one of them green teas the other week in work, because we run out of ordinary.
38:37I mean, what's that all about?
38:38Sorry, I'm just not a cocktail kind of guy.
38:42Yeah, to be fair, I wouldn't have put you down as a poker kind of guy either.
38:45What, too risky?
38:46Sorry, no offence.
38:48You know, I tell you what, on those cruise ships, I've seen people lose their shirts off their back.
38:53Oh, sometimes you've just got to go for it.
38:55I stake my car.
38:57You never?
38:59What did the others say?
39:00Let's call it a night.
39:02Believe me, they saved you from yourself.
39:05I'm not sure about that.
39:08Here.
39:13Babe, what a disaster.
39:15Oh, love.
39:18Just chalk it up.
39:20Next time we'll know to promote our events well in advance, and, you know, maybe target our clientele a wee bit more realistically.
39:27What do you mean?
39:28Well, I doubt Rita and Kirk and Mary are who you had in mind for the great cocktail extravaganza.
39:33Make way for the cavalry.
39:35Oh, belting, just when I thought I couldn't get any worse.
39:38It's like a wake.
39:40Right, you lovely lot, have I got a treat for you.
39:44Does everyone know sweet Caroline?
39:47Hey!
39:47Let me get myself sorted.
39:50Of course, Megan.
39:51I met Neil Diamond, you know.
39:53Oh, here we go.
39:54He was getting out of a cab at the back of a theatre in Dublin.
39:59I was with my cousin Janice.
40:02Anyway, there he was, getting out of the cab.
40:04And Janice gives me this almighty shove, and I fell at his feet.
40:09Well, more accurately, I fell apart.
40:11We had an accident on the motorway.
40:12We're all okay.
40:13Oh, yeah, they're all fine, but they can't get through.
40:16Megan suggested we'll spend the night in the hotel with the team, and she'll drop them back first thing.
40:19Oh, you know, she's a good egg.
40:21Yeah, we're lucky, aren't we?
40:22Yeah.
40:23Where it began, I can't begin to knowin', but then I know it's growin' strong.
40:34Was in the spring, and spring became the summer.
40:40Who'd have believed you'd come along?
40:44You know it now.
40:47Hands, touching hands.
40:52Reachin' out.
40:55Touchin' me.
40:58Touchin' you.
41:00Come on and sing it!
41:02Sweet Caroline.
41:07Well, it didn't help you narrow enough through all your popcorn all over her head.
41:10Well, it was her fault for putting a stupid table thing on my side.
41:14And she was sucking sweets for the whole thing.
41:16Gross.
41:17Gross.
41:22But you liked it.
41:23The film?
41:24Yeah, it was great.
41:27Good.
41:28Just be careful not to mention you've seen it.
41:31We don't want your parents getting suspicious.
41:32They're too busy sorting out the pub to worry about me.
41:36This'll be good.
41:37For us, I mean.
41:39It is.
41:42Cos, Will, if they ever found out about me and you...
41:46They won't.
41:47I promise.
41:47Bullshit.
41:59Come now, Darby.
42:03Tell me you feel much better drinking water.
42:05Going on the side bracket.
42:18Is it my mother-in-law complaining about her...
42:21Don't you...
42:21Wonderful.
42:38A little girl.
42:39Sweetheart, bless you.
42:41Oh, God bless.
42:42Night, Audrey.
42:43Yeah.
42:44Come on.
42:46And this side.
42:46All right.
42:47Night, Graham.
42:48God bless, love.
42:50Oh, it's wonderful news.
42:51Wonderful.
42:54Fancy a brew?
42:56What are you doing?
42:58Told you I'm making a brew.
43:00Don't be cute.
43:01Well, I'm not even wearing a bandana.
43:02Sean, just leave the flaming tea, will you?
43:06Why are you pretending like everything's fine when you know it's not?
43:08Cos I know it will be.
43:10No, you don't know anything.
43:12Right now you're just crossing your fingers and hoping for the best.
43:14And we haven't even finished discussing what we were going to do.
43:16I have.
43:18Look, our baby's growing inside me.
43:20Do you think there is a world in which I wouldn't do everything I could to get her here safe and sound?
43:25Well, how do you know it's not going to be you, then?
43:28Could you live with yourself if we terminated this pregnancy when there's a chance that she could grow up to be fit and healthy?
43:35I love you.
43:36But this is my body and my decision.
43:40I am going to have the exit procedure, David.
43:42I am going to have the right.
44:00I have no idea.
44:02I am going to have the right place.
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