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⚡ Get ready for laughs, coffee, and chaos! Watch Bob and Margaret Season 2 Episode 1 | Bob Gets Wired — streaming now on CartoonLTV! 😂☕    In this hilarious episode, Bob decides to embrace modern life and “get wired.” From computers to caffeine, things quickly spiral out of control as he discovers that technology and too much espresso don’t always mix! Margaret tries to help, but as always, her calm logic meets Bob’s wild overreactions — with laugh-out-loud results.    🎬 In This Episode: • Bob dives into the world of technology — with mixed results! 💻   • Too much coffee + not enough sleep = total cartoon chaos ☕   • Margaret tries to bring balance to Bob’s new obsession    • Classic humor, witty dialogue, and everyday life situations that still hit home today    😂 Why Fans Love *Bob and Margaret*: • Timeless slice-of-life humor with clever writing 🎭   • A funny, honest take on modern relationships   • 90s nostalgic animation — smart, relatable, and charming   • Created by Alison Snowden and David Fine, Academy Award-winning animators 🎬    ✨ About the Series: *Bob and Margaret* is an adult animated sitcom that explores the ups and downs of married life with a sharp, humorous edge. Set in London (and later Toronto), the show delivers warm, witty, and wonderfully awkward comedy about ordinary people and everyday problems.    📺 Watch more *Bob and Margaret* episodes weekly only on **CartoonLTV** — your destination for classic animated comedy, nostalgia, and adult humor!    📲 LIKE | FOLLOW | COMMENT below — What’s the funniest “wired” moment you’ve had? ⚡    🌍enjoy classic adult animation with *Bob and Margaret*!    #BobAndMargaret #CartoonLTV #BobGetsWired #ClassicCartoon #AdultAnimation #AnimatedComedy #BritishHumor #90sCartoon #RetroCartoon #FunnyAnimation #CanadianCartoon#BobAndMargaret #CartoonLTV #BobGetsWired #ClassicCartoon #AdultAnimation #AnimatedComedy #BritishHumor #CanadianAnimation #90sCartoon #RetroCartoon #FunnyAnimation #CartoonForAdults #AdultCartoon #AnimatedSitcom #VintageCartoon #ClassicAnimation #CultCartoon #AdultCartoonFans #CartoonUpload #CartoonLTVUpload #RetroComedy #NostalgicCartoon #AnimatedSeries #AnimatedHumor #CartoonCouple #ClassicTVCartoon #OldSchoolCartoon #CultClassicCartoon #RetroSeries #CartoonThrowback #BritishCartoon #AnimatedLife #AdultCartoonShow #ComedyAnimation #CartoonNostalgia #RetroFans #90sAnimation #AdultCartoonComedy #ClassicTVShow #CartoonLTVComedy #AnimatedLegends #CanadianCartoon #FunnyCartoon #WatchNow #CartoonWorld #RetroTV #FunnyMoments #AnimatedStorytelling #AdultHumor #BritishComedy #AnimatedClassic

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00:00I

00:30Margaret, that's a pizza menu. Why are you putting it with replacement windows?

00:35Oh, I'm tired. We've been doing this for hours.

00:38Exactly. And once we've got all these sorted, we'll never have to do it again.

00:42And then any time anything comes through the door, we'll be able to put it in the relevant box.

00:46Oh, I don't know why we have to save all this rubbish.

00:48We know the restaurants we like and we always order the same thing.

00:51Ah, what about backup? Chefs change, places go under.

00:55And some of these we've never tried.

00:57Look, Poppy Seed House, Soup City.

01:00Oh, look here. Just fritters.

01:02But we don't need to keep four copies of the same leaflets.

01:04No, we just keep two copies. I explained that.

01:07Anyway, food is only one category. We've got plumbers here, decorators, roofers, lawn shampooing.

01:12Oh, look at this. Massive reductions at that snooty kids' clothing shop, Little Devils.

01:17Must be going out of business.

01:18Little Devils? Oh, that's a shame. You're only such a nice lady.

01:22How do you know?

01:23Oh, um, I just browse in there sometimes.

01:27Hmm.

01:27Oh, look, this could be fun.

01:30Chestnut Road Community Festival.

01:32They need volunteers.

01:34I could bake some cakes.

01:35Don't get involved.

01:36Remember what happened with the neighbourhood watch.

01:38They all turned on you when you voted against the curfew idea.

01:41It wouldn't be like that.

01:42Well, they're bound to be fanatics.

01:43It would probably end in a suicide pact.

01:45Anyway, you won't have time.

01:46Our evenings are so full already.

01:48Oh, yes.

01:48I can't wait to see what you've got lined up for us tomorrow.

01:50Maybe we could arrange all our tins and jars so the labels face the front.

01:55Oh.

01:55Well, that might be an idea.

01:57Well, I'm going to ring up the Community Festival, a volunteer for cake making.

02:00Hello, hello, intrepid cake maker.

02:19What can I offer you?

02:20High-pressure sales technique or unmolested browsing?

02:22Uh, hello.

02:24Ingredients to the left, decorations to the right.

02:26I hope it's not a wedding cake because I'm absolutely out of plastic grooms.

02:29But I've got a lovely chocolate pen set for pre-natural agreement.

02:33First of all.

02:33Um, do you have any shopping baskets?

02:36All my flour is unbleached.

02:37If you want it bleached, just add a drop of lavatory cleaner to the mixture.

02:41An old wartime trick.

02:43You won't remember parded egg.

02:44Dear me, imagine making cakes without real eggs.

02:47And if we wanted icing, we had to melt the saucepan down and pour it over.

02:51Some of them were railings, but I found them rather dark and trickly.

02:56Did you see little devils burnt down last night?

03:00No.

03:01What?

03:01That children's clothing shop.

03:03Terrible.

03:03Poor Valerie.

03:04She gave her heart and soul to the shop.

03:06She must be devastated.

03:07My accountant says I should diversify into confectionery, but then I'd be in competition with sweet dreams.

03:12Two doors up.

03:13He's already had to diversify into milk and newspapers, and that had a knock-on effect for nothing but newspapers on the corner.

03:19Oh.

03:2349 pounds and 23 new pennies, please.

03:26Oh.

03:27Um.

03:29Do pop in again.

03:31Tell me how you got on.

03:32I love to hear what happens to my bits and bobs.

03:34One gets very attached to the stock, you know.

03:38Ah!

03:38Oh.

03:44What's going on?

03:46I'm innocent.

03:53It was just a mistake.

03:55My hands were full.

03:56It wasn't my fault.

03:57No, it's never the criminal's fault, is it, Margaret?

04:00Always someone else's fault.

04:01This is stupid.

04:02I've got to go back to work.

04:04Oh, you won't be going back to work for a very long time.

04:06You won't be seeing your husband.

04:08You won't be seeing your kids.

04:09I haven't got any kids.

04:10Okay, you won't be seeing your pets.

04:15But I only stole...

04:17I mean, I accidentally stole a few sprinkles.

04:20A few?

04:20There must be hundreds and thousands of these things.

04:22Oh.

04:25All right.

04:25I'm going to leave you for a little while,

04:27and I want you to have a think.

04:28Hello.

04:42Cigarette?

04:43I don't smoke.

04:45Oh, really?

04:46That leaves me a bit stumped.

04:48Are you sure I can't pop to the shops and get you a nicotine patch?

04:51No.

04:52Cigar?

04:53No.

04:53All right.

04:54Okay, just give me a minute to remember what comes next.

04:56Well, I wouldn't mind a sandwich.

04:57I haven't had any lunch.

04:59Well, I can't do that, Margaret.

05:01I'd like to, but my hands are tied.

05:03Now, if you cooperate,

05:04I can get you all the sandwiches you want.

05:06But you have to help me.

05:09Otherwise, Charlie's going to come back in here.

05:11And by now, he'll have had a few.

05:14Actually, he's a lot nicer after a couple of drinks.

05:16Loosens up, you know.

05:18Oh, I shouldn't have said that, probably.

05:20Okay, do you want some tea?

05:22Yes, please.

05:23Good, you see.

05:24I'm gaining your confidence with small, humane gestures.

05:27It also makes you need to use the lavatory,

05:29which is a useful bribe later on.

05:31Quite clever.

05:33Now, I want you to think about what I've said.

05:41She's ready, Charlie.

05:42Well, that was quick.

05:42I'll get the confession form.

05:44No, no, no.

05:45Ready for a cup of tea.

05:46Do you mind?

05:47I'd get it.

05:47Only I'd go off duty now.

05:49Well, I can't take it in.

05:51I don't do good cop.

05:52It's easy.

05:53Put your jacket on.

05:54Soften your voice.

05:55Maybe your hair's a little severe.

05:58Does that look, doesn't it?

05:59Yeah, that looks good.

06:01No, it'll never work.

06:03She'll still know it's me.

06:04Uh, maybe Caroline could take it in.

06:06Caroline!

06:07So in the most sympathetic voice, I said,

06:10we need you to come with us to identify your husband's body.

06:12Tea in interview room three, please.

06:15All right.

06:16And if the head turns up, I'll get someone to pop round with it.

06:19Give us a hand, Barry, will you?

06:21Yeah, sure.

06:22Oh, thanks.

06:24Bye, Gav.

06:25Bye.

06:26Anything, Charlie?

06:27Oh, she'll crack.

06:28But then what?

06:29Slick lawyer, bleeding heart magistrate.

06:31A small fine and she's back on the street.

06:34Anything on the shop fire?

06:36Forensic boys say it was definitely petrol.

06:38They found some sort of, well, can device.

06:41What kind of sick terrorist mind would do that to a children's shop?

06:45God knows.

06:46An insurance company investigator is snooping round the place.

06:49Reckancy might turn up something our boys missed.

06:53College boys.

06:56Hmm.

06:57No sign of forced entry.

07:02No battery in the smoke detector.

07:04Hmm.

07:07Faraday is doing an offender profile of the little devil's bomber.

07:11Do you like that name?

07:12I think it sounds a bit limp.

07:14What about kiddy clothes firestorm jackal?

07:17Anyway, take a look.

07:19I've put in all the data about the incident.

07:22It appears we're looking for someone middle-aged and of medium height

07:25with a tendency to burn things.

07:27Someone sick enough to destroy a woman's valuable stock,

07:30a highly insured design of children's clothes.

07:32Someone twisted.

07:34Someone who hates children.

07:36A childless woman, Gov?

07:38Oh, yes.

07:40Someone so desperate, so jealous that she can't stomach the thought of decent family folks

07:45spending their hard-earned cash on some fancy children's wear.

07:49Oh, I've got her, Gov.

07:51Come and have a look.

07:53Oi, Gov.

07:54Some look at the front desk.

07:56Vital new evidence about a sharp fire.

07:58It mean anything to you?

07:59Not now.

07:59Yes, Sarge.

08:02I think I know her.

08:03From a neighborhood watch group.

08:05Kicking up about civil liberties, she was.

08:07I bet she was.

08:08Take a look through the two-way, Gov.

08:12They always look so innocent, don't they?

08:15What did you get out of her, Charlie?

08:17Nothing.

08:17Cool as a cucumber.

08:18Complete professional.

08:20They say the women are often the most ruthless.

08:26Let her go.

08:26What?

08:27Drop all charges and place her under 24-hour surveillance.

08:31She'll strike again.

08:32So far, all we've got on her is a little shop with an embarrassing name.

08:36Let her torture a few warehouses and that's when we make our move.

08:40And we can watch our Mrs. Fish here turn this little cop shop

08:43into the toughest anti-terror unit in the country.

08:47Yeah, a nice one.

08:48I like the sound of that.

08:52Oh, it was terrible.

08:53I felt like some kind of common criminal.

08:56Do I look like a thief?

08:57Not to me, you don't, sweetheart.

08:59Good.

08:59He's opened the window.

09:00Get the parabolic mic.

09:01Okay.

09:04Oh, I should make a complaint.

09:11You should never have got involved with that community thing.

09:14Then you'd never have gone to the cake place

09:15and never have stolen the hundreds and thousands.

09:17I didn't steal them.

09:19Whatever.

09:20Oh, I should have known I get no support from you.

09:22If you'd have helped me with the shopping,

09:24I wouldn't have gotten such a mess in the first place.

09:26Well, it's not my fault you got arrested.

09:27You should be more careful.

09:28Oh, it's no use.

09:32Can't hear a thing.

09:34Let's go.

09:36Oh, sorry.

09:48Morning, sir.

09:49Care for an ice cream?

09:50Oh, it was a bit early, but, uh...

09:53Well, why not?

09:54Yeah.

09:54Hey!

09:55Oh, what's going on?

09:57Let's start again, shall we?

10:04I don't know what you're talking about.

10:06Oh, understand me.

10:08It's not you we're interested in.

10:10I don't know what kind of sexual spell she holds you under,

10:13but we don't think you're part of her terrorist activities.

10:16That's why we want to help you.

10:17Well, how is putting my wife in jail going to help me?

10:20Apart from the obvious things, you know,

10:22like more freedom and extra cupboard space.

10:24By helping her.

10:25She needs help.

10:27Help that only long-term care in an inhuman prison regime can provide.

10:31You admit your wife has been showing dissatisfaction with her life.

10:34She might be broody, even jealous of people with kids.

10:37Oh, that's not evidence.

10:38Bob, your wife may be a terrorist.

10:40Or, um, freedom fighter.

10:42It depends on your perspective.

10:43Oh, that's ridiculous.

10:44Margaret's no criminal.

10:45How can I prove it to you?

10:47Get some tea, Charlie.

10:49What's he doing now?

10:57Talking to the mirror for some reason.

10:59What kind of wire?

11:01A listening device.

11:02Will it hurt?

11:03You won't even know you're wearing it.

11:05I didn't know we had a wire.

11:06It's in that Ikea storage unit above the plastic bullets.

11:09We've got plastic bullets?

11:10Hang on.

11:11You want me to spy on my own wife, if you don't mind?

11:15Oh, this is ridiculous.

11:19Look, Bob, I don't believe for one second that your wife is guilty.

11:22You don't?

11:23No.

11:24Well, neither do I, obviously.

11:25All I meant was...

11:26But I need to be able to exclude her as a possible suspect.

11:30Right.

11:30So if you record a conversation between me and my wife,

11:33and she says nothing incriminating...

11:35That'll exonerate her and you'll have nothing to worry about.

11:39Oh, but it's the lying.

11:40The betrayal of trust.

11:41I mean, doing this behind her back.

11:42We've always been completely honest.

11:44She won't know.

11:46Okay, then.

11:46And then if...

11:47When...

11:48She doesn't incriminate herself, she's in the clear, yeah?

11:50Exactly.

11:50Oh, it feels really strange.

11:52I'll never hide anything from Margaret.

11:53Well, when it's all over, you can explain.

11:56You must be joking.

11:58I'm not telling her anything.

11:59She'd kill me.

12:00Um, metaphorically.

12:02If you want, we can offer you witness relocation.

12:04No, it's all right, thanks.

12:05I already live anonymously in the suburbs.

12:14Now, the important thing is not to fold your arms across your chest,

12:22because the mic is in this tie clip, and you'll cover it up.

12:26Actually, this is all pretty exciting.

12:28It's like being in a movie.

12:30This isn't a joke, Mr. Fish.

12:32Oh.

12:32And this equipment is very expensive.

12:35We could have got a new photocopier instead of that thing.

12:38Or a fax machine that uses plain paper.

12:40Yeah, and even some plants in here.

12:42It'd make it a bit nicer.

12:43Hey, what about protection?

12:45What protection?

12:46Well, you can't expect me to go in there unarmed.

12:49And I should be packing some heat.

12:52Oh, but fire arming on train hands is a potentially dangerous weapon.

12:55That's true.

12:56Remember when Charlie shot that bloke who was holding a starting pistol?

13:00How was I to know?

13:01It was a sack race.

13:02I had my kids to protect.

13:03Oi, gov.

13:04That bloke from the insurance company's on the phone again.

13:06Still on about vital evidence he's uncovered or something.

13:10Tell him I'm not here.

13:12Everyone's off on a secret operation or something

13:13at a secret location somewhere.

13:17Right.

13:18Say a few words, Bob.

13:19Oh, okay.

13:21Men, I have to warn you before we undertake this mission that...

13:24Okay.

13:25We're all set.

13:26Let's do it.

13:36Good luck, Bob.

13:38And this is the AK-47.

13:41The weapon of choice when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother...

13:44Margaret!

13:45Oh!

13:46Down, doggies.

13:58Where have you been?

13:59I'm trying to get everything done and nothing works around here.

14:06Oh, no.

14:06Um, Margaret, I want you to know I love you and trust you.

14:12What do you mean?

14:13I mean, I'm sorry.

14:14Sorry for...

14:14Sorry for not being more supportive.

14:17Yes.

14:18Well, you should try getting arrested.

14:20It's not much fun being interrogated, you know.

14:23Being shouted at by some fat, sweaty idiot with smelly armpits.

14:26Oh, um, not that bad.

14:30How do you know?

14:31Oh, uh, I don't.

14:32Cheeky cow.

14:33I haven't got smelly armpits, have I?

14:36Yeah.

14:36What's that thing on your tie?

14:42She's on to it.

14:43Shh!

14:45Oh, uh, this, uh, it's a tie pin.

14:48Yeah, yeah, it's a present, um, from an amorous female patient.

14:52What?

14:52Not, not amorous, no, no, what's the word?

14:54Grateful.

14:55Yes, I saved a son's life.

14:56Tooth, tooth.

14:57You know how people get carried away, hey?

15:00Look, I'm sorry.

15:01Let me give you a hand.

15:03Oh, put this away before it goes off.

15:05Oh, my God, she's got explosives in there.

15:09Ugh, this ignition thing is broken, and this timer thing isn't working.

15:14I wish I'd never got involved with these people.

15:17She's part of an organisation.

15:18Well, the ignition thing should work automatically.

15:20Just push the button.

15:21She's got a remote control device.

15:23This is Marty Doe.

15:25We're going to need backup.

15:26Let's get this street sealed off.

15:27Barry, Caroline, Tony.

15:28All units, this is Martindale.

15:30Code 9, all units.

15:32The sherbet is about to fizz.

15:34Keep back, please.

15:35There's nothing to see.

15:37Come back in a few minutes.

15:38There should be blood and limbs all over the place by then.

15:41Tea, coffee, cigarettes.

15:43Now Slater has it.

15:45He goes in for it and passes it over to Wilkins.

15:47Excuse me.

15:48Oh, what now?

15:49I need to see Martindale.

15:50Oh, bloody hell.

15:52I keep telling you he's busy.

15:53He'll want to see these.

15:55Some kind of bunch of keys device.

15:58Well, he's not here.

16:00He's taking part in a top-secret operation at a secret location from one.

16:03Oh, it's a go!

16:05Oh!

16:06They're coming!

16:07They're going to be all over the Bulgarians,

16:09but they still trail by a score of eight to nil.

16:12Oh, and here comes Taddy.

16:21Hey, don't ice me.

16:25She's got a gun on him.

16:29Let's take her out.

16:31Yes, sir.

16:33I'm standing here on chestnut, haven't you?

16:45Oh, for Christ's sake!

16:48Sidney Magnum, loss adjuster.

16:49Sorry, no new evidence beyond this point.

16:51Caroline?

16:52What?

16:52Bloke selling guns. Do we need any?

16:54Oh, I don't know, really.

16:55I think Charlie would like a Kalashnikov.

16:58Hey, you, stop!

16:59Give me!

17:00All right, all right, all right.

17:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

17:03Can you clear this up for me when I'm done?

17:08Yeah, yeah, all right.

17:12Damn.

17:14What's going on in there?

17:15Target out of range, sir.

17:18What the...

17:18You're about to shoot an innocent woman.

17:21Well, can't it wait?

17:22I can prove Little Devils was torched by its owner, Valerie Darcy.

17:26I'm rather busy right now.

17:27Fire when ready.

17:29Keys.

17:30Keys used to open the shop from the outside.

17:33Keys left in the shop.

17:34Keys bearing an identity tag with the wording,

17:37If lost, please return to Valerie Darcy, 37 Bacora Drive, Tooting.

17:42It'll look messy in the press if you shoot an innocent woman.

17:47We can say she fell on the bullets.

17:53Congratulations, all units.

17:55The drill is completed.

17:57Repeat this.

17:58Drill is completed.

18:00All units return to base.

18:02What about the crowds, Garth?

18:05We might need horses and tear gas to disperse them.

18:08No, Charlie.

18:09It's over.

18:11Sorry, Martindale.

18:13I know how much this meant to you.

18:14Do you?

18:15I don't think you could possibly know.

18:26Oh, I forgot to tell you.

18:28You know that shop, Little Devils?

18:29It burnt down.

18:30Yes, yes, of course.

18:31Well, what do you know about it, Margaret?

18:34Well, everyone's saying it was an insurance job.

18:36The alarm would have gone off if anyone had broken in.

18:39An insurance job, you say?

18:40It was an insurance job.

18:41The shop was burnt as an insurance job.

18:44Yes, are you all right?

18:45Oh, thank God for that.

18:46Why, what did you think it was, arson?

18:48Er, no.

18:49No, no, of course not.

18:50Why would I imagine that?

18:51I mean, only a completely dedicated, professional group of people

18:56who would take no risks when it comes to public safety

18:58would be selfless enough to believe that.

19:00Oh, I'm knackered.

19:04Oh, I got that cream for you at your bottom.

19:06What?

19:07Oh, oh, oh.

19:08It's in the bathroom.

19:11What's that strange fan part outside with that big aerial on it?

19:14It's been there for ages.

19:16Oh, erm, really?

19:17It's just had a pizza delivered to it.

19:19Oh, maybe we should phone the police.

19:21No.

19:21No, you're right.

19:22They're complete idiots.

19:23Too busy bothering innocent people.

19:26Someone should put a bomb under that police station.

19:28Er, metaphorically.

19:30What?

19:30Well, not literally.

19:31I mean, it's just an expression, isn't it?

19:34Anyway, you go to sleep now.

19:35You must be exhausted.

19:37Are you getting undressed or are you just going to stand there?

19:42Er, oh, erm, I might sleep in my clothes tonight.

19:45Yeah, I've got a very early start and I want to look my best.

19:49You can't sleep in your clothes.

19:51No, no, of course not.

19:53What's the matter?

20:00Nothing.

20:00I, er...

20:01Well, just come to bed.

20:03At last.

20:13Oh, yes.

20:15Very nice.

20:16Oh, ho, ho, ho.

20:23Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.

20:53Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.

21:23Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

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