00:18Well, good night, son.
00:20Um, Dad?
00:21Yeah?
00:21What is the mind?
00:23Is it just a system of impulses, or is it something tangible?
00:29Relax.
00:30What is mind?
00:32No matter.
00:33What is matter?
00:35Never mind.
00:36Thanks, Dad.
00:38Good night, son.
00:44Good night, Lisa.
00:46Good night, Mom.
00:47Sweet dreams.
00:49Thanks, Mom.
00:51Sleep tight.
00:52I will, Mom.
00:54Don't let the bedbugs bite.
00:58Bedbugs?
01:02Rock-a-bye, baby, in the treetop.
01:08When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
01:14When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.
01:20And down will come, baby, cradle and all.
01:29Sweet dreams.
01:38We may be the best parents in the world.
01:41Hmm.
01:42Good night, dear.
01:44Good night.
01:47Yeah, but before we say that, I didn't get the thing about the plane on the letter.
01:51All right.
01:55Climb in.
01:57There's nothing to worry about.
01:59Now, everyone, go to sleep.
02:02Good night.
02:07Good night.
02:08Good night.
02:31We'll be right back after this work.
02:33Good night.
02:34Good night.
02:39And now, back to our show.
02:50Hey.
02:50Don't change the channel.
02:52We're watching that show.
03:04This is a dorky show, Bart.
03:06Change the channel.
03:07No.
03:08Change the channel.
03:09No.
03:09Change the channel.
03:10No.
03:10Change the channel.
03:11No.
03:12Hey.
03:13Turn that back on.
03:15Change the channel.
03:16No.
03:16Change the channel.
03:17No.
03:17Change the channel.
03:18No.
03:18Change the channel.
03:19No.
03:19Change the channel.
03:20No.
03:20Change the channel.
03:20No.
03:20Change the channel.
03:21No.
03:21Change the channel.
03:22No.
03:22Change the channel.
03:23Change the channel! Change the channel! Change the channel!
03:26Well, here we are. The whole family.
03:31All together, sharing, getting to know each other.
03:35Exchanging ideas, stories, and laughs.
03:38Snuggling up, bonding together as only a tightly knit family can.
03:43Why we're more than a- Dad, you can stop now.
03:46Commercial's over and the show's back on.
03:49Oh. Oh yeah.
03:53Come on, Bart. Leap into your father's arms. Come on, just like the old days.
03:57I'm too big now, Dad. There's no way.
04:00Come on, boy. Leap. Do it. Attaboy. Come on, Bart.
04:05You call that a leap?
04:09Dad, why are we doing this?
04:11You've always been afraid of falling on your head ever since you were a little baby.
04:14I'm trying to help you overcome that fear.
04:17You want me to jump? Because I've always been jumpy.
04:22That's a good one, son. Always been jumpy.
04:28Dad, this is really dumb. My head still hurts from the last two times.
04:34Let's go, boy. No excuses. I want to see some gumption.
04:37Leap. Leap, boy. Leap like you'd never, um...
04:42Leap like you'd never...
04:44What's the past tense of leap? Left? Leaped?
04:48That doesn't sound right.
04:51Well, what do you know?
04:53Leaped and left. They're both right.
04:57But, Dad...
04:58I haven't got all day. Now leap!
05:00And give it all you've got!
05:01Do I have to?
05:02Bart!
05:05I'll get it.
05:08Good news, son! The boxing gloves have arrived!
05:14I'm going shopping now. While I'm gone, I want you two to keep a close eye on Maggie.
05:20Right, Mom.
05:21Right, Mom.
05:39Where's Maggie?
05:41Who cares?
05:42Oh, shut up.
05:43You shut up.
05:49Do you hear something?
05:51Forget it.
06:12I thought I heard a thud.
06:14You'll hear another one if you don't shut your trap.
06:20Hey!
06:23Did you two keep an eye on Maggie?
06:26Yeah, Mom.
06:27Yeah, Mom.
06:29Oh, where is she?
06:37Man, she is such a baby.
06:42What a little baby you are.
06:44Don't you have any self-respect?
06:46You don't see us going around sucking on pacifiers.
06:50It's time to grow up, you little runt.
07:04What?
07:06Another pacifier?
07:07You are a depraved little infant.
07:10We're just trying to help you.
07:12Yeah.
07:13Help you.
07:14Yeah.
07:18Help you.
07:20Ow!
07:24Hey, Maggie!
07:26Look!
07:29Quick!
07:30The hot sauce.
07:46You can have your dumb pacifier.
07:49If we can.
07:50We'll need pacifiers.
07:52We're big.
07:53We watch TV.
07:54We're mature.
07:57What?
07:58It's for us?
07:59Are you kidding?
08:00No way, man.
08:04Not bad.
08:08Not bad at all.
08:10No way.
08:11No way.
08:22No way.
08:23What are you kids doing now?
08:25We're having a contest, Mom.
08:28What?
08:28We're having a burp contest, Mom.
08:31Well, knock it off.
08:32I do not allow burping in this house.
08:36I love Mom, but...
08:44The show must go on.
08:50Bart!
08:51What did I say about burping?
08:54I said, no burping.
08:56And when I say no burping, what do I mean?
08:59That's right.
09:01No burping.
09:01I know you won't disappoint me.
09:09Watch this.
09:10The burp champion of the world.
09:15Burp?
09:16I mean, Bart.
09:17Are you burping again?
09:18Maybe.
09:19What is it with this burping?
09:21Why?
09:22What's the thrill?
09:24It's fun.
09:25It's crude.
09:26It's vulgar.
09:28It's impolite.
09:29And it's nauseating.
09:30That's what I said.
09:33It's fun.
09:33I'm still the burp champion of the world.
09:38Bart.
09:39Meet the new champ.
09:42Watch this.
09:45Oh, yeah?
09:49How many times do I have to tell you kids?
09:54I absolutely forbid burping in this household.
10:00How's it going, everybody?
10:03Oops.
10:03Pardon my French.
10:04I'm going to be looking for a sandwich.
10:06Thanks, Dad.
10:08Good one, Dad.
10:13Dinner.
10:16Hot meal.
10:18Come and get it.
10:20Hearty and nutritious.
10:22Right here.
10:25Anyone who doesn't get his or her button here pronto will go without dessert
10:34Hold it, everybody
10:36We forgot to say grace
10:38Say, that's right
10:39This family could use a little reverence around here
10:42Good drink, good meat
10:44Good God, let's eat
10:51Hold on, all of you
10:53There's no need to slurp your soup so loudly
10:57She's right, you little slobs
10:58Let's try a little dignity around here
11:00I don't want to hear any slurping
11:02Right, Mom
11:03Okey-dokey, Mom
11:08You know, dinner shouldn't be eaten in silence
11:13This should be a time for communication
11:16That's a good idea, dear
11:17Bart, turn on the TV
11:19On tonight's news
11:21Bus plunge kills 43
11:23Freak rollercoaster accident decapitates a family of...
11:30We'll be right back with you
11:32No
11:38We'll be right back with you
11:40You
