00:00As the city sleeps in slumber, a wayward whispering wind blows through the tormented buildings,
00:27telling of strange things afloat.
00:30Beware, my minions, there's an evil wind at hand.
00:36A mother hunts the streets for the truth, in the shape of her son.
00:40Malvez!
00:43Pinocchio!
00:45Pinocchio!
00:46Rumored, captured by a cockroach of enormous talent but to no great size.
00:52Remember, I play the music hot and the girls go crazy thinking it's you.
00:57And I get their phone numbers. Got it.
01:01You got it all right.
01:03Playing in jazz clubs so despicable they have no cockroach.
01:07While women of dubious nature look for a way in.
01:12A mother turns in desperation, seeking help.
01:16Congratulations! You have reached Brick Hard Rock Detective Agency!
01:24To my left is my sweet, shy, but tough newsboy sidekick, Bunky!
01:29And to my right is my sexy, but cute girl, Friday Saywen!
01:35State your case!
01:36My son, captured by a cockroach!
01:40Ohhhh! How horrible!
01:47Oh, wonderful one. You scare customer away again.
01:52Oh, Brick. You gotta quit with the gimmicks.
01:55My son! I miss him so!
02:00No musical singing!
02:03This is serious stuff I thinks about.
02:06I have repented nowhere for good.
02:08But being wicked is also fun, right?
02:11Wicked!
02:13No Poop Shilly!
02:16A life of no good is not so...
02:20Hatsy Tatsy!
02:22Eh, shove it, babe.
02:25He calls me babe.
02:27Ha, ha, ha, ha!
02:28In affectionate time of the heart.
02:35We shake it up now, Poopsy!
02:38And Hatsy Tatsy, he takes his babe to a deep dark club.
02:43Follow me.
02:44Why not?
02:46Where she, full of a new found life of glamour, sees what she's lost in the first place.
02:51The music's great.
02:53I recognize it totally.
02:55I dance on, son!
03:00Perfect.
03:02Roach's a despicable color.
03:07Play perverted notes.
03:09They call jazz.
03:12Sweet Adeline!
03:17My Adeline!
03:23Huh.
03:24Now that's entertainment.
03:26The night wears on and the smoke figures.
03:29It's a robbery I yearn for.
03:34True romance I yearn for.
03:38Thanks.
03:39Come on.
03:41Come on.
03:42Hey, how you doing?
03:43Ah.
03:44Success.
03:45My hero.
03:46Got ya.
03:49Perverts.
03:50Hot dog.
03:51So much loot.
03:53My work begins.
04:06It's best you go.
04:08Agreed.
04:09Goodbye and good luck, my son.
04:12For I'm a babe on the limb now.
04:14Bye, ma.
04:16Yes.
04:17This is the place.
04:18Say when.
04:19Bunky.
04:20You wait here.
04:21It might be dangerous.
04:22Pardon.
04:23Oh.
04:24Hooray.
04:26Pardon me.
04:27Thanks, Nimrod.
04:30Hey, stop it, man.
04:31Chill.
04:32Ah-ha.
04:33The implement of perversity.
04:35I have it.
04:36Play no more.
04:38My client.
04:39You're under arrest.
04:42Let's go.
04:43And now, my followers, it must be destroyed.
04:46Leave it to the lowest form of nature.
04:49To pluck a son from the bosom of his loving mother.
04:51Beaten by a bug boss.
04:54To the lawnmobile.
04:55My horn.
04:56I catch.
04:57Yip.
04:58Yip.
04:59Yip.
05:00Yip.
05:01Yip.
05:02Yip.
05:03Yip.
05:04Yip.
05:05Yip.
05:06Yip.
05:07Yip.
05:29Ah, kid.
05:30Ain't you seen what's happened to us?
05:33Romance and dance is gone.
05:37I give it back, poopsie.
05:40Yip.
05:41Yip.
05:42Gesundheit.
05:47I'm through being an artist.
05:49And I'm back to being a roach.
05:52You boys need a singer?
05:54No.
05:55We are without tools of the trade.
05:58I sing very well.
06:00My horn!
06:05Go to sleep.
06:08And a good night.
06:11You are...
06:12No musical singing!
06:15That's not music!
06:17That's my boy!
06:30Going?
06:31Uh.
06:32Don't go.
06:33Please?
06:34Money gone also!
06:40Uh, what the heck?
06:41What the heck?
06:45No musical numbers!
06:50That's the way it is, was it?
06:52Now.
07:11Oh!
07:14Oh!
07:16Oh!
07:18Oh!
07:19Oh!
07:20Oh!
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