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The Daily Show - Season 30 Episode 128 -
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07:13All of the income tax
07:15Donald Trump suggesting cause tariffs could fund the country's childcare needs
07:18That'll easily pay for the golden dome
07:20And we'll have a l Chang Ale Vaux
07:22And we'll have a lot of money left over
07:23Money left over
07:25The money that never existed is already spent
07:29And you're running around the country promising money you do not have
07:33To multiple people many times over
07:36Every week I'm at this desk I say this
07:38I guess I'll have to say this for three more years
07:40but this is crackhead behavior
07:43please
07:53for America's sake
07:54you can't go down this path
07:56this is going to end up with you behind the White House
07:59with China doing unspeakable
08:01things for money
08:02please reassure us
08:06when you are promising money to people
08:08you have an idea where it's coming from
08:10you put out a truth social post earlier today
08:12where you blasted the air traffic controllers
08:15who had not shown up for work
08:17and offered potentially
08:19a bonus of $10,000 for those
08:21who have worked despite the shutdown
08:22I'm sending them a $10,000 bonus
08:24where's that money coming from
08:26I don't know, I'll get it from someplace
08:28somebody please hide the dumpster
08:37behind the White House
08:38for more on Trump's plan to give everyone $2,000
08:42let's go live to the White House
08:43with our own Grace Kuhlenschmidt
08:45Grace, you've been reporting on this story
08:57is this a serious plan?
08:59absolutely not, Josh
09:01a $2,000 tariff dividend
09:04is such a stupid plan
09:06it's laughable
09:07but I want $2,000
09:12God, I want it so f***ing bad
09:15but you just said it's stupid
09:18oh, it's one of the dumbest things
09:20this dumb dumb president has ever done
09:23it's going to bankrupt the country
09:25and drive inflation through the roof
09:27but on the other hand
09:29mommy want that money
09:31mommy want that money so bad
09:33Grace, let me explain
09:36you've already paid this money in tariffs
09:38right
09:39I am aware
09:40consumers have been shouldering
09:42the costs of these tariffs
09:43I'm not stupid
09:44but I am American
09:47so $2,000 please
09:49no, come on
09:53we gotta be better citizens than that
09:54there are better ways to spend the money
09:56definitely
09:57we could put it toward Medicare for all
10:00or paying down the debt
10:02and there's
10:03there's one other program
10:04that slipped my mind
10:06but maybe two G's might help
10:09refresh my memory
10:10I'm not paying you the money
10:15then shut the f*** up
10:16and let Trump pay me
10:18so that's it then
10:21Americans are fine
10:22bankrupting the future
10:23for some money today
10:24it's not just money, Josh
10:26oh my god
10:27it's 2,000 monies
10:29forget Mabdani's free buses
10:32with 2,000 monies
10:34I could buy my own bus
10:35you can't buy a bus
10:38with 2,000 monies
10:39I mean dollars
10:40why are you so hard
10:42for cash anyway
10:42I'm really behind
10:44on my 50 year mortgage
10:46Grace Cohn-Schmidt everyone
10:49when we come back
10:51we check in on award season
10:53so don't go away
10:54welcome back to the daily show
11:14if you've been to the movie theater lately
11:17which you haven't
11:18you know that award season
11:19is officially upon us
11:20so let's get all the latest award show news
11:23in another edition of
11:24Who Won It Best
11:25welcome to Who Won It Best
11:37where we cover the only reason
11:38to do anything
11:39awards
11:40I'm Emmy Award winner
11:42Desi Lydic
11:43and I'm a thin gay guy
11:49Troy Iwata
11:50you know
11:53this past week
11:54was packed
11:55with award shows
11:56and as you probably guessed
11:58we have to start off
11:59by talking about
12:00the highly anticipated
12:01Bellator Awards
12:03oh yes
12:04of course
12:05the Bellator Awards
12:07everybody knows
12:08what the Bellator Awards are
12:10we don't even have to explain it
12:11nor should we
12:12no
12:13no
12:13let's talk about
12:14this year's keynote speaker
12:16the glamorous
12:17the debonair
12:18the sex symbol
12:19of our time
12:20Steve Bannon
12:22I will tell you
12:24right now
12:25as God is my witness
12:26if we lose
12:28the midterms
12:29and we lose
12:292028
12:30some in this room
12:32are going to prison
12:33myself included
12:34I told myself
12:42I wouldn't cry
12:43at the Bellator Awards again
12:44every year
12:46like clockwork
12:46here we are
12:47of course
12:49like everyone
12:50I watch the Bellator Awards
12:51for the fashion
12:52can we talk about
12:54Steve's fashion
12:54I think we have to
12:56they're just incredible
12:57he's wearing
12:58a shirt by Gucci
12:59a coat by a dumpster
13:01and then
13:03another shirt
13:04that's vintage
13:051942 Hugo Boss
13:07that we've been told
13:07not to ask questions about
13:09lock him up
13:11before some other woman does
13:13but of course
13:16the Bellator Awards
13:17were just the appetizer
13:18to last week's
13:19main course
13:20the Fox Nation
13:22Patriot Awards
13:23where those who win
13:24are declared
13:25the most patriotic Americans
13:27and those who lose
13:28are never heard from
13:30again
13:30so fun
13:33it's so fun
13:34it's so fun
13:35it's so fun
13:35it's fun
13:36it's fun
13:37it's fun
13:37it's fun
13:38and returning
13:40as the host
13:41with the most
13:42Ted's circumference
13:43Sean Hannity
13:44let's see that
13:46charismatic melon
13:47in action
13:48wow
13:58the crowd
13:59is loving it
14:00the vocal commitment
14:03the stage presence
14:05the fine motor skills
14:06right
14:06I mean
14:07how does he do it
14:09I just want more
14:10please tell me
14:11it goes on
14:12for an excruciatingly
14:13long time
14:13start spreading
14:16the news
14:17I'm leaving
14:20today
14:21no longer
14:24want to be
14:26a part of it
14:27high tax
14:29New York
14:30these
14:33commie
14:34Mondani
14:34blues
14:35are longing
14:37to leave
14:39right to
14:41the very
14:42heart of it
14:44bye bye
14:46New York
14:48it was the
14:54perfect song
14:55with definitely
14:56the correct
14:57amount of syllables
14:57it was
14:59it was so good
15:00it was so good
15:01I could die now
15:01I want to die now
15:02I might kill myself
15:03but Sean Hannity
15:07wasn't the only
15:08megawatt celebrity
15:09to grace this stage
15:10the show was
15:11full of stars
15:12wait till you hear
15:13the lineup
15:14is sick
15:15it's great
15:15it's fun
15:16it's going to be
15:17amazing
15:17just hanging out
15:18with Jason Aldean
15:19backstage
15:20give it up
15:21Jason
15:22Aldean
15:26by the way
15:27Jason Aldean
15:28is going to be
15:28back on this stage
15:30we have a special
15:31treat
15:31for you
15:32because
15:33Jason
15:34is coming
15:34back out
15:35alright
15:36ready for more
15:37star power
15:37back
15:39I love
15:40Jason Aldean
15:41no
15:43no way
15:44they got
15:45Jason Aldean
15:46five times
15:47I mean
15:50how can you
15:50say no
15:51to performing
15:51at the Fox News
15:52Patriot Awards
15:53it's an opportunity
15:54to be heard
15:55by millions
15:55of people
15:56who are no longer
15:56on speaking terms
15:57with their children
15:58you know
16:00but it wasn't
16:01just glitz and glam
16:02Hannity also
16:03gave us
16:03a classic
16:04heartfelt
16:05awards show
16:06moment
16:06I doubt
16:07there's a person
16:08in this room
16:09right now
16:10that would have
16:11ever bet
16:1130 years ago
16:13that this
16:15thing
16:16not only
16:18that Ainsley
16:19Earhart
16:19would date
16:20the other thing
16:21but she
16:24will be
16:26my wife
16:26I love you
16:30sweetheart
16:31who is it
16:34what
16:35Mike
16:37Waltz
16:38is here
16:38Mike
16:40stand up
16:40good to see
16:41you buddy
16:41oh my god
16:46oh my god
16:46Sean Hannity
16:47and Ainsley
16:48Earhart
16:48and I guess
16:49Mike Waltz
16:50are gonna be
16:50together forever
16:51if those three
16:54bottoms can't
16:55make it work
16:55no one can
16:56no one
16:58but of course
17:00of course
17:00all this was
17:01just a lead up
17:02to the big prize
17:03of the night
17:03the patriot
17:04of the year
17:05oh
17:06who's it gonna be
17:07who's it gonna be
17:08no don't tell me
17:09don't tell me
17:09I want to be surprised
17:10okay tell me
17:11no don't tell me
17:12I want to find out
17:13like everyone else
17:14roll the clip
17:15Manny
17:15join me
17:17in welcoming
17:19Fox Nation's
17:20Patriot of the Year
17:22the First Lady
17:23of the United States
17:24of America
17:25Melania Trump
17:27wow
17:37wow
17:38Melania won
17:39just a year
17:40after her husband
17:41won the exact
17:42same award
17:43what are the chances
17:45what
17:45what
17:46what are the same
17:48we never know
17:50it's official
17:52they are awards
17:53royalty
17:54the Trumps
17:54are now up there
17:55with the Coppolas
17:56some of the Culkins
17:57and the Jillens Hall
17:59and Melania
18:02wasted no time
18:03doing the most
18:04patriotic thing
18:05she could do
18:05plugging her movie
18:07the silver screen
18:08the silver screen
18:08and I have been
18:10in deep conversation
18:11lately
18:11you may have
18:13heard the news
18:14I produced
18:15a new film
18:16with Amazon
18:18MGM
18:19named Melania
18:20capturing my life
18:22my business
18:23my philanthropy
18:24fostering the future
18:26building my
18:27East Wing team
18:28and of course
18:28caring for my family
18:31it was the perfect
18:36speech
18:36with definitely
18:37the correct
18:38amount of syllables
18:38and by the way
18:41such a classy move
18:43to shout out
18:43her East Wing team
18:44after they were all
18:45buried alive
18:46during the demolition
18:47R.I.P.
18:49R.I.P.
18:51so fun
18:52it's so fun
18:53it's fun
18:54we have so much fun
18:55that's your
18:57award show wrap up
18:58I mean I can't wait
18:59until next year
19:00I hear
19:00they're trying
19:01to get Jason Aldean
19:03oh
19:03do you think
19:05he'll be available
19:06I don't know
19:06is there anything
19:07in this cup
19:08nope
19:08cheers
19:09thank you
19:14Desi and Troy
19:15when we come back
19:16Rob Wiggle will be
19:17joining me on the show
19:18don't go away
19:30welcome back to the daily show
19:33my guest tonight
19:34was not only an actor
19:35and comedian
19:36he's a former
19:36daily show correspondent
19:37and a U.S. Marine Corps veteran
19:40his new memoirs called
19:41Grit, Spit and Never Quit
19:43A Marine's Guide to Comedy and Life
19:45please welcome back
19:46Rob Wiggle
19:47thank you
20:07you guys have made
20:07some seriously
20:08awesome upgrades
20:09to this place
20:10what's it like to be back
20:13it's awesome
20:15really this place
20:16looks amazing
20:17compared to the dump
20:19it was
20:20back in the day
20:21but that one little
20:23kitchenette area
20:23is still the same
20:24I did notice that
20:26which I kind of appreciate
20:27it'll never change
20:27it'll never change
20:28that old crusty coffee pot
20:30so that was nice
20:31it was crusty
20:32when you were here too
20:33it was crusty
20:33exactly
20:34no thank you so much
20:36for joining me
20:37thank you so much
20:37for coming
20:37I've been watching you
20:39for so long
20:40I actually
20:41without knowing it
20:42I went on like
20:43a Rob Wiggle marathon
20:44I had watched
20:46Step Brothers
20:47The Hangover
20:48and just lots of episodes
20:49of Martin Family
20:50and it
20:52I felt wild
20:54because I was like
20:54man
20:55is something
20:56going on in my life
20:57where the same person
20:58is in everything
20:59like
20:59yeah
21:01I think you could
21:02write a thesis
21:03on that
21:04I think someone
21:04did write a thesis
21:05on like
21:05Michael Caine
21:06you know
21:07at any given time
21:08you can catch
21:09a Michael Caine film
21:10oh you're blowing
21:12my mind
21:13yeah
21:13exactly
21:14we're about to get
21:14Matrix level
21:15weird
21:16yeah
21:16oh so
21:17you have this book
21:18and you are
21:20not only
21:20you know
21:21a veteran
21:21of the Daily Show
21:23but Marine Corps
21:24veteran
21:25and everything
21:25I'm curious
21:26what is it like
21:29to do
21:29comedy
21:31and be in the military
21:32because in just
21:33my experience
21:34really just speaking
21:35for myself
21:35most comedians
21:36are cowards
21:37yeah
21:41you know
21:41people do ask
21:43that question
21:43or a form of
21:44that question
21:44a lot
21:45which is
21:45you know
21:46the military
21:46and comedy
21:47how does that
21:48you know
21:48how does that
21:49jive
21:49it doesn't
21:49they're two
21:51totally separate lanes
21:52but I do think
21:54that there is
21:54some crossover
21:55as far as
21:56like the intangibles
21:57go
21:57you know
21:58the mindset
21:59you know
22:00working in comedy
22:01and a life
22:02in the arts
22:02you're going
22:03to be rejected
22:04you're going
22:04to hear the word
22:05no
22:05you're going
22:06to be knocked
22:06down
22:07you're going
22:07to be told
22:07you're no good
22:08you're going
22:08to run
22:08into obstacles
22:09non-stop
22:10it's a hard life
22:11there's no money
22:12that's very similar
22:13to the Marine Corps
22:14so yeah
22:18there's a lot
22:19of parallels
22:19in that regard
22:20but I do think
22:21the Marines
22:22did give me
22:23certain things
22:24like the mind
22:25the proper mindset
22:25the right mindset
22:26that you just
22:28don't quit
22:28make that decision
22:30before you start
22:31and chances are
22:32good things will happen
22:32yeah
22:33no that makes sense
22:34because it feels like
22:35in the Marines
22:36you would get
22:37the sort of
22:37literal version
22:38of everything
22:39comedy gives you
22:40as a metaphor
22:40like when I get
22:41knocked down
22:42someone didn't laugh
22:43I didn't actually
22:44get hit
22:45you know what I mean
22:46like that
22:48that is
22:48that is
22:49is wild
22:50because even
22:50in your
22:51your story
22:52like your personal
22:53story in the book
22:54it's like
22:54at 24 you decide
22:55you were going
22:56to do comedy
22:56and so
22:57you made it work
22:59with the military
23:00but at the same time
23:01you wanted to be
23:02on SNL
23:02and you had like
23:04set this goal
23:05to be on SNL
23:06and then you did it
23:06like at like
23:07the 10 year mark
23:08or something right
23:09yeah yeah
23:10it was
23:10well I was
23:11I was in flight school
23:12and I'll try to give you
23:13the reader digest version
23:14of this story
23:15because it's long
23:16but matter of fact
23:17it's right here
23:17in this book everybody
23:18oh
23:18it's just shameless
23:25shameless
23:25shameless plugging
23:27it is convenient
23:28to have it right here
23:29it is very nice
23:29to have it right
23:30it's so good
23:30no I was in the
23:32again reader's digest version
23:34I was in the Marine Corps
23:35I was flying planes
23:36down to Corpus Christi Texas
23:37I had a friend of mine
23:38who was up in Chicago
23:39doing improv
23:40and he said
23:41Riggle this is what
23:42we did in college
23:43only it has a name
23:43it's called improv
23:44and I think you're good at it
23:46I think you're better
23:46than some of the people
23:47up here
23:47well that's exactly
23:48what I needed to hear
23:49at that moment
23:50because flight school
23:51was fine
23:51but I wasn't loving it
23:52it was just fine
23:53and once I pinned
23:55those wings on
23:55I was in for 10 years
23:57I was locked in
23:57then I figured out
23:58oh my god
23:59I'll probably do 20
24:00at that point
24:00why would I get out
24:01at such a
24:02so all of a sudden
24:03I was like
24:03that's happening
24:04you know
24:04well I sat down
24:06and had my quarter life
24:07crisis as they call it
24:09and I said
24:10what do I really
24:10really want to do
24:11with my life
24:11and I said
24:12I think I want to be
24:13a comedian
24:13now mind you
24:14I had never done
24:15anything
24:15comedically
24:17I know no one
24:17in the business
24:18I'd never been on stage
24:19I'd never really
24:19done anything
24:20but I just had
24:21this burning desire
24:22to do it
24:23so I quit flight school
24:25became
24:25went to the ground
24:26side on the Marines
24:27which allowed me
24:29to you know
24:30fulfill my contract
24:31with the Marines
24:32and then moved
24:32to Chicago
24:33and I ended up
24:34getting to New York
24:35taking classes
24:37working seven years
24:39grinding
24:40at every place
24:42around town
24:42any place I could
24:43get stage time
24:44studying with the UCB
24:45all these things
24:46ended up deploying
24:48going to Kosovo
24:49ended up going
24:50to Afghanistan
24:50working on 9-11
24:51down in the rebel piles
24:52ended up doing
24:53a bunch of things
24:54and sure enough
24:55ten years
24:56almost to the day
24:57that I wrote down
24:58in the book
24:59this book I was reading
25:00at the time
25:00I wrote down
25:01in the book
25:01if I quit flight school
25:03I'm going to do what
25:04number one
25:05get on SNL
25:06almost ten years
25:07to the day
25:08that I wrote that
25:08I got a call
25:09from Lorne Michaels
25:10asking me to join SNL
25:11so
25:12it happens
25:14man
25:15that's incredible
25:16that's like
25:18that's truly
25:19truly remarkable
25:20because plenty of people
25:21have like plans
25:22ideas for what
25:23they want to
25:24want to do
25:25they might even
25:26write them down
25:26and then ten years
25:27later they're like
25:28that's where I left
25:29that piece of paper
25:30you know what I mean
25:31like you
25:31yeah you made it happen
25:33and in the book
25:34you talk about
25:35how there's like
25:35this sort of like
25:37inner drill sergeant
25:38that gets you to do
25:39the things that you
25:40don't want to do
25:41how do you
25:42how do you
25:44without getting yelled at
25:46manage to create
25:48that drill sergeant
25:49for yourself
25:50well I think
25:51everybody needs
25:52a drill sergeant
25:53in their life
25:55of some form
25:56a coach
25:56you can call it
25:57whatever you want
25:57to call it
25:58and if you're lucky
25:59enough to have
25:59someone in your life
26:00external to you
26:01to remind you
26:02hey get up
26:03go work out
26:04go read that book
26:06pick up the phone
26:07and call that person
26:08you're avoiding
26:09because you don't
26:10think it's the right
26:10time
26:11if somebody's pushing you
26:14you have a chance
26:14of doing it
26:15for the most of us
26:16we just don't have
26:17anybody pushing us
26:18and you never will
26:19that's what most
26:20people don't realize
26:20you're never going
26:21to have anybody
26:21you have to be
26:22your own drill
26:23instructor
26:23you have to be
26:24so I've had many
26:25conversations with myself
26:26and I learned
26:28that voice came out
26:29and it came out
26:29in the form of
26:30a drill instructor
26:30because if I was
26:31being honest
26:32with myself
26:32I was being lazy
26:34I was being
26:35I was afraid
26:36these are the reasons
26:37that I didn't do
26:38the things that I
26:39know I should be doing
26:40and so it took
26:41a drill instructor
26:43tone
26:45to get me off
26:46my butt
26:46to go do
26:47what I needed
26:47to do
26:48and I remember
26:49I was on 31st
26:50and 7th
26:51I had just taught
26:52an improv class
26:53and I knew
26:54I was going to be
26:56invited to audition
26:56for SNL
26:57and I needed
26:59to develop
26:59these characters
27:00for my audition
27:01but I was exhausted
27:02I had been up
27:03I had done
27:04PT physical training
27:05with the Marines
27:06that morning
27:06since 5am
27:07so it was
27:089 o'clock
27:0910 o'clock
27:09at night
27:10I was tired
27:10I just wanted
27:10to go home
27:11and have a burrito
27:11and go to bed
27:12and I had to stand
27:14on the corner
27:15of 31st and 7th
27:16screaming at myself
27:17out loud
27:18so I'm
27:19not uncommon
27:20in New York
27:20by the way
27:21and I stood there
27:23and I argued
27:24with myself
27:24and I was like
27:25go
27:25go down to the UCB
27:27it's open mic
27:28sign up for 5 minutes
27:29and just work out
27:30a character
27:30I don't have anything
27:31to do
27:31I don't even have
27:32a character
27:32I don't care
27:33go make one up
27:34I'm having an argument
27:35with myself
27:36this is what you do
27:37improvise a character
27:37just come up
27:38I don't even care
27:39what you do
27:39so I lost the argument
27:41with my drill instructor
27:42and I went down
27:42I didn't go home
27:44I went down
27:45to the UCB
27:46and I created
27:46two characters
27:47that night
27:47that I ended up
27:48using in my audition
27:49and then I ended up
27:50getting the thing
27:51but I could easily
27:53I can make excuses
27:54all day
27:55I'm very good at it
27:56I could have easily
27:58gone home
27:58I could have said
27:59I'll start tomorrow
28:00I'm tired
28:00let's call it a day
28:02but sometimes
28:03you gotta kick
28:03your own butt
28:04no that makes
28:05a lot of sense
28:06and to me
28:13it's also just
28:14such a phenomenal
28:15outlook
28:16because now
28:16when I'm on the subway
28:18I'll be like
28:18maybe that's just
28:19his inner drill
28:20instructor coming out
28:21you know what I mean
28:22like
28:22right
28:23yeah
28:23right
28:24you might look
28:25at folks a little
28:25different
28:26I'll move
28:26with less fear
28:27you know what I mean
28:28exactly
28:29so do you
28:31do you find
28:31that
28:32these sort of
28:33lessons that you
28:34took away
28:34from
28:35the military
28:36and you know
28:38you were doing comedy
28:38while you were still
28:39serving and everything
28:40but like
28:40do you think
28:41that the
28:42overlap
28:43is
28:44is like
28:45incredibly strong
28:46or do you think
28:47it was just strong
28:48because of
28:48your
28:49approach to comedy
28:50and your personality
28:51with regard to
28:52me being in the marines
28:53and
28:54yeah
28:54because the way
28:56that you marry
28:56these parallels
28:57together in the book
28:58is really interesting
28:59and there are ways
28:59I've never thought about it
29:00I've been doing
29:01comedy for a while
29:02like you know
29:03we even have
29:04a bit of a
29:06similar track
29:07except mine
29:08included
29:08no military
29:09but I sort of
29:13you know
29:13started comedy in Chicago
29:14moved to New York
29:15all that stuff
29:16and did some
29:17improv classes
29:18and everything
29:18and yeah
29:20I guess
29:20there's something
29:21about your
29:23approach in the book
29:24that seems
29:24so like personal
29:26even though you're
29:26applying it
29:27in this broad way
29:28yeah I think
29:29there's
29:29well going back
29:30to you know
29:31I think there's
29:32a lot of intangibles
29:33I think the
29:34you know
29:35it's a mindset thing
29:37I think if you
29:38choose a life
29:38in the arts
29:39it's going to be
29:40an uphill battle
29:41and you're
29:42never going to feel
29:43quite satisfied
29:45and you're always
29:46going to be
29:46self-judging
29:47and you
29:47you really
29:48it requires
29:49a lot of
29:49mental maybe
29:53or emotional
29:54fortitude
29:55because you're
29:56going to
29:56you're going to
29:57just run into
29:57walls and obstacles
29:59non-stop
30:00and you have to
30:01really believe
30:01in what you're
30:02doing
30:02and you have to
30:02love what you're
30:03doing to overcome
30:03those things
30:04because the
30:05temptation to quit
30:06is way too easy
30:08way too easy
30:09and yeah
30:11and then you
30:12if you get that
30:12mindset
30:13you put a little
30:14if you put the
30:15right ingredients
30:17in I think
30:17good things
30:18will come
30:18there is no
30:20secret to success
30:21it's not a secret
30:22it's what you
30:24would expect
30:25it just kind of
30:25sucks
30:26it's hard work
30:28it's discipline
30:28it's consistency
30:29it's getting back
30:31up when you get
30:31knocked down
30:32it's not taking
30:33no for an answer
30:33it's just
30:34continue to grind
30:35continue to seek
30:36every opportunity
30:37you can
30:37continue to grow
30:39find ways to grow
30:40don't let people
30:41define you
30:42you define yourself
30:42all the cliches
30:44that are out there
30:44they didn't just
30:45fall from the sky
30:46they appeared
30:47because of
30:48this has been
30:48tried and true
30:49you're in and out
30:50year after year
30:51after year
30:52for millennia
30:53so
30:53yeah
30:53yeah
30:54that makes sense
30:55and then
30:55do you
30:56I guess
30:57your transition
30:59fully to
31:00sort of civilian life
31:01from being in the
31:02military
31:02and everything
31:04you said was
31:05an easier thing
31:07for you
31:07because you had
31:08lanes that you
31:09like kept
31:10things in
31:10like you had
31:11sort of
31:11mindsets
31:11for when you
31:12were in
31:12one thing
31:13and the other
31:13do you have
31:13advice for
31:14veterans who
31:15are having
31:16trouble with
31:16that like
31:17adjustment back
31:18to civilian
31:19life
31:19yeah
31:20you know
31:20I do work
31:21with a lot
31:21of veterans
31:22organizations
31:22and one
31:24of the
31:24problems
31:25we're seeing
31:25with a lot
31:25of our
31:26Afghan
31:26and Iraq
31:27veterans
31:28you know
31:29we have a
31:30suicide problem
31:30with a lot
31:32of our veterans
31:32it's because
31:33they isolate
31:34themselves
31:35they
31:35they
31:36they
31:37refuse
31:38to reach
31:39out
31:40and it's
31:40it's
31:41I don't
31:41know
31:42how you
31:43want to
31:43classify it
31:44but it's
31:44not it's
31:45not uncommon
31:46really among
31:46first responders
31:47or veterans
31:48or any
31:48anybody
31:49really
31:49it's hard
31:50to put
31:50your hand
31:50in the air
31:51and say
31:52I need help
31:53but that's
31:54the that's
31:55the one
31:55thing you
31:55you should
31:56do
31:56and you
31:57need to
31:57do
31:57because
31:58when you
31:58isolate
31:59you start
32:00a path
32:00downhill
32:01and it
32:01becomes
32:02very very
32:02hard
32:02so
32:03if
32:04there are
32:05veterans
32:05out there
32:05that are
32:06you know
32:07transitioning back
32:07to civilian life
32:08or whatever
32:08and looking
32:09for you know
32:10don't isolate
32:12there's all kinds
32:12of amazing
32:14organizations out
32:15there to help
32:15you
32:16you've got a
32:17great set of
32:18skills that you
32:19learned in the
32:19military
32:20just bring them
32:21forward
32:21because they
32:22will apply
32:23even if it's
32:24not a direct
32:24application
32:25just trust
32:27that you know
32:27if you've got
32:28the fortitude
32:28that you learned
32:29in the military
32:29it'll carry over
32:31into civilian life
32:32too
32:32I ask
32:34everyone
32:35that I
32:35interview
32:36you know
32:36when we
32:37start to
32:37wrap up
32:38the interview
32:38if we could
32:39do it
32:39in a way
32:40that is
32:40a little bit
32:41special
32:41just you
32:42and I
32:42right
32:42and I
32:43noticed
32:43you know
32:44from when
32:45I saw you
32:45backstage
32:45and when you
32:46came out
32:47that you know
32:47you're a big
32:48guy
32:49you're like
32:49a strong
32:50guy
32:50and everything
32:50I actually
32:51asked them
32:51to make sure
32:52your seat
32:53was a little
32:53lower
32:53so we'd be
32:54more level
32:54you know
32:55what I mean
32:56and so
32:58you know
32:58you're
32:59too big
33:00to arm wrestle
33:01I gotta bring
33:02you down
33:02to my level
33:03but I do
33:03text a lot
33:04so what about
33:05a thumb wrestle
33:06does that
33:07yeah okay
33:08okay
33:09alright
33:09okay
33:12oh your hands
33:16are huge
33:17okay
33:19now do you
33:20do the whole
33:20count off
33:21we can do
33:21the count off
33:22okay
33:22alright ready
33:23one two
33:24three
33:25four
33:26I announce
33:27a thumb war
33:28right
33:29is that how you
33:30and then I go
33:30I thought it
33:31was gonna be
33:31the like
33:32five six seven
33:33eight thing
33:33but we can
33:33are you gonna
33:34use that
33:34okay
33:37oh
33:37ha
33:38ha
33:39ha
33:40ha
33:40ha
33:40no
33:45no
33:46no
33:47Brent spit
33:51and never quit
33:52is available
33:52now
33:53Rob Riggle
33:53we're gonna take a
33:56quick break
33:57but we'll be right
33:58back after this
33:59thanks man
34:00that's our show for
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