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The Celebrity Traitors S01E09 2025
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00:00:00What's coming is a blizzard of horror.
00:00:04I've been going around snooping.
00:00:07This is life or death, isn't it?
00:00:1019 celebrity players arrived at this Scottish castle
00:00:14to play the ultimate murder mystery.
00:00:17Let the games commence.
00:00:19Maybe I have got a dark side.
00:00:20All in the hope of winning up to £100,000 for their chosen charity.
00:00:26Come on!
00:00:27One by one, the faithful have fallen.
00:00:30By order of the traitors, you have been murdered.
00:00:34Oh, my God!
00:00:35And with only one traitor caught along the way...
00:00:38I have been all through the game completely faithful.
00:00:41To the traitors!
00:00:44A deadly dinner party...
00:00:46You must murder in plain sight at tonight's dinner.
00:00:50Parting is such sweet sorrow, senior.
00:00:53And the penultimate round table...
00:00:56Kate.
00:00:57Kate.
00:00:57...sealed the fate of the final five.
00:01:01Oh, jeez!
00:01:03But with suspicion still circulating...
00:01:05I'm pretty sure...
00:01:07...that Cat is a traitor.
00:01:08I am a favourite.
00:01:11Yeah, I'm not having it.
00:01:12Have the traitors done enough to take the win?
00:01:15If it comes down to me and you, we split it between us.
00:01:17Yeah.
00:01:17Traitors for life, yeah?
00:01:18Or will the remaining faithful hunt them down?
00:01:22I think that Cat and Alan are traitors.
00:01:27I'm coming for you.
00:01:28This is the celebrity traitors.
00:01:31It's the final morning and with no murder last night...
00:01:36...all five players will be heading to the castle for one last breakfast.
00:01:53Cos it's a bittersweet symphony that's life.
00:02:08Am I the first in?
00:02:09Ah, no-one else is here.
00:02:14I feel really good.
00:02:18I can't believe that I'm faithful and that I have survived to see my final breakfast.
00:02:24Wow, wow, wow.
00:02:25It has been the most overwhelming experience.
00:02:29I did worry that, you know, when the game first started and I helped Celia in that twist.
00:02:34Shield!
00:02:34Yes!
00:02:35I thought that it'd maybe put a target on my back.
00:02:37Nobody's put Nick forward before, have they?
00:02:40But I'm still here.
00:02:42I have loved it.
00:02:43There's been times where it's felt difficult, frustrating.
00:02:47I can't believe it.
00:02:48But overwhelmingly, it's just been absolutely thrilling.
00:02:52How's Nick done that?
00:02:54However, because this is the last day, I think you have to speak up.
00:02:57You can't sit back now.
00:03:00My gut is saying that Kat is a traitor.
00:03:04And, you know, I've lasted this far.
00:03:06I really want to win now.
00:03:12Come in!
00:03:14Who is it?
00:03:15Hey, Kat.
00:03:15Hello.
00:03:16How are you?
00:03:16It's not very weird sitting here on my own.
00:03:18Just looking at the painting board and just seeing how mad it is, how many people have gone.
00:03:24It feels amazing to be in the first ever Traitors Celebrity Final.
00:03:31I've surprised myself that I could be a traitor and be quite a good one.
00:03:35You're not a traitor.
00:03:35No, I don't think you are.
00:03:37They're not going to know what hits them.
00:03:38But also the confidence I'm growing in myself every single day.
00:03:41I do struggle with socialising.
00:03:45You love making drinks, don't you?
00:03:48It's kind of like exposure therapy, being around this many people.
00:03:52I'd like to speak.
00:03:53I've made some real friends in here.
00:03:55I started to feel quite sad having to murder them.
00:03:58I'm not happy with you.
00:04:00Sorry, Lucy.
00:04:01You're okay.
00:04:03You're nearly halfway, darling.
00:04:05Me and Alan are doing great together.
00:04:07Two Traitors in the Final.
00:04:08We are not going to throw each other under the bus.
00:04:11Traitors for life.
00:04:13I've come a very long way.
00:04:14I'm just trying not to slip up at the last hurdle.
00:04:17We're in the Final.
00:04:19I know.
00:04:20It's been quite a journey.
00:04:22Hello, hello, hello.
00:04:23Hello, Alan.
00:04:25Look at that outfit.
00:04:28I love this.
00:04:29See the shoes?
00:04:30Oh.
00:04:31Yes.
00:04:32With clasps on.
00:04:33Oh, my God.
00:04:34I'm in the Final.
00:04:35I mean, let's face it, I have worked hard.
00:04:39It's definitely had a jet wash.
00:04:42I started this game a bit of a nervous wreck.
00:04:45The turret's up that way, love.
00:04:47I'll see you up there.
00:04:48Oh, God.
00:04:49Please.
00:04:50I've thrown some really good friends under the bus.
00:04:54You've got a bit of hair in your face.
00:04:55No.
00:04:56I've murdered national treasures in plain sight.
00:05:00Partying is such sweet sorrow, Celia.
00:05:03I'm clearly a better liar and a better traitor than I thought I was.
00:05:08Oh, I wish she hadn't got that shield.
00:05:10I would have killed her off.
00:05:11The one thing I've learned about my whole traitor's experience is I'm a fighter.
00:05:16I've got you.
00:05:17Hurry up, you dickhead.
00:05:18Oh, my God.
00:05:20Oh, no, it's a rock.
00:05:21I'm quite good at creating chaos.
00:05:23You're telling me, you've said to Claudia, I'll just be a faithful.
00:05:29It is the final and we've still got two traitors left.
00:05:32I am a faithful.
00:05:33My game plan is to use my powers of persuasion.
00:05:41You can trust me and not to mess it up.
00:05:44Bring it on.
00:05:45It's been so surreal, so unique.
00:05:48It really is.
00:05:49Wonderful, infuriating.
00:05:51It's been everything.
00:05:52Yeah.
00:05:53It's been everything.
00:05:54It's been absolutely everything.
00:05:55Come in.
00:05:56Hello.
00:05:57Yes.
00:05:58Hello.
00:05:59Hi, Joe.
00:06:00Did you ever think...
00:06:01What, in general?
00:06:02No.
00:06:03I have thoughts.
00:06:04Yes.
00:06:05Let me finish the sentence.
00:06:06OK.
00:06:07Did you ever think you'd be in the final?
00:06:09Not in a million years.
00:06:10None of us did.
00:06:11None of us did.
00:06:12It is good.
00:06:13None of us did.
00:06:14It is good.
00:06:15How cool is it?
00:06:16Never thought I would make it past day one.
00:06:21I'm knackered but I have a shield.
00:06:23Let alone get to the final.
00:06:26Give it some.
00:06:27Yeah!
00:06:28Don't get up!
00:06:29What do you mean don't get up?
00:06:30It's been a bonkers journey.
00:06:33From the start where I was pretty intimidated by the celebrity names.
00:06:39Didn't know how to really behave around people.
00:06:42I just don't think I'm going to go to the round table.
00:06:45Oh!
00:06:46Being the ringleader of the first traitor banishment.
00:06:49I can't get my head to stop thinking about you, Jonathan.
00:06:52I have been all through the game completely faithful.
00:06:55To the traitors!
00:06:57Yeah!
00:06:59I'd started to change my behaviour a little bit and open up to the group.
00:07:04I miss you, mate.
00:07:07I trust you implicitly.
00:07:08Likewise.
00:07:09Being in the traitors final is way more stressful than playing for England.
00:07:14Yay!
00:07:16My gut feeling is that Kat and Alan are the traitors.
00:07:21But actually when it comes down to it, Nick, he's the only one.
00:07:24I'm really, really confident of being a faithful.
00:07:29I can't stop!
00:07:30All bets are off.
00:07:31I want to win it.
00:07:33Just got to work out how.
00:07:36But we should be really proud of ourselves.
00:07:37We should!
00:07:38I am buzzing!
00:07:40Come in, David!
00:07:43Oh, yeah!
00:07:44Surprise, surprise!
00:07:45Surprise, surprise!
00:07:46Hello!
00:07:47I'm completely amazed that I've got this far into the game.
00:07:51Never thought I'd get past the first few banishments or murders.
00:07:55Never thought I'd survive the chests of chance.
00:07:58And never dreamed I'd be in the final.
00:08:00I've put down Nico.
00:08:02I'm a faithful.
00:08:03I totally underestimated how difficult this game is.
00:08:07I totally underestimated what it is like to be at the round table.
00:08:11Steven.
00:08:12A faithful.
00:08:15To be on the missions.
00:08:16It's one thing watching this on TV.
00:08:18It is a totally different thing living this game.
00:08:21Mind your feet!
00:08:22My strategy of trying to look for behaviours hasn't got me anywhere.
00:08:27I think we're all holding back because we've just loved being with each other.
00:08:30This has been an amazing experience with some wonderful people.
00:08:33That we've built real friendships here.
00:08:35I just didn't think I'd have so much fun.
00:08:39If you're playing a game, the best case scenario is that you win.
00:08:43But whatever happens, we're leaving the castle as a group of friends.
00:08:46That's just, that's kind of wonderful.
00:08:48I hope whatever the mission is today, we can have as much fun as we have in all of them.
00:08:54Oh, we have to.
00:08:55Because it's been the best part of the journey.
00:09:07Hi, Claudia!
00:09:08Hello!
00:09:09Hello!
00:09:10Hello!
00:09:11It's your final breakfast.
00:09:13I know.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15How lovely to enjoy breakfast knowing nobody's been murdered.
00:09:18Yes!
00:09:19And the final five.
00:09:21We started with 19 players.
00:09:24And it's you.
00:09:26Well done.
00:09:27You've absolutely smashed it.
00:09:29Tonight the game will end and your fates will be decided.
00:09:33So, today, question everything and everyone.
00:09:39But first, a mission.
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:42And it's a big one.
00:09:43And one more thing.
00:09:44Oh, no.
00:09:45Sorry.
00:09:46I lost my train of thought.
00:09:48Oh, my train!
00:09:50Oh, no!
00:09:51Has she said that wrong?
00:09:53Isn't it trail of thought?
00:09:55What?
00:09:56Train of thought.
00:09:57I lost my train of thought.
00:09:58Do you think it was trail, Joe?
00:10:00Oh, no!
00:10:01Oh, no!
00:10:02Oh, no!
00:10:03Oh, no!
00:10:04Right, can we go outside?
00:10:05Yeah.
00:10:06Library?
00:10:07If you want, yeah.
00:10:11I'm really going to miss this view.
00:10:13It's gorgeous.
00:10:14What an experience.
00:10:15It feels almost wrong to be talking about who we think's going to get banished.
00:10:20Yeah.
00:10:21Because you can't help but just be reflective on the experience.
00:10:25Mm-hmm.
00:10:26I just haven't got the energy to work out as a writer.
00:10:28I'm suspicious of you.
00:10:29I'm suspicious of everybody.
00:10:30Everybody.
00:10:31We have to be.
00:10:32Yeah, we have to.
00:10:33Well, it's got to be one of us.
00:10:34Or two of us.
00:10:37Kat got some heat from Nick last night and obviously our strategy has to change.
00:10:45Me and Kat just have to stay strong and not slip up.
00:10:52I've been thinking all night how we play this out.
00:10:57Before we enter endgame...
00:10:59There's a banish...
00:11:00There's a round table.
00:11:01There is a banishment.
00:11:02I mean, look, I voted for Kat, so I think I would vote for Kat in that.
00:11:07Let's assume Kat and Alan are going to go with David because I think they will.
00:11:12Option one, I could go for David and then David's gone.
00:11:16But that's almost like a sacrifice in another faithful.
00:11:20The other option to that is actually we get round David today to say this is what we're thinking.
00:11:27We go with getting rid of Kat.
00:11:30There's different scenarios we have.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34But ultimately, the only way I'm ending the game is if I'm in the final two with you.
00:11:41Ideally, Kat would be banished first.
00:11:43I think Joe might go with me and vote for Kat.
00:11:46But a tiny, tiny bit of me is telling me not to completely, utterly believe that Joe Marla is a faithful.
00:11:54Alan, there's a question mark over.
00:11:56Hello.
00:11:57I'm more inclined to say David's a faithful than Alan.
00:12:00I don't know.
00:12:01I think we have to work on the basis that there were three traitors.
00:12:05Mm.
00:12:06So, obviously, we've got Jonathan.
00:12:08Ideally, we would banish the person who we banish.
00:12:11She's, you know, who takes them down to court.
00:12:13Yeah, I know.
00:12:14I hope they're a traitor, but we'll never know.
00:12:16So then there's four of us left.
00:12:18But then it's like, what to do?
00:12:20I forgot about the round table.
00:12:22I know, yeah.
00:12:23It's important you don't forget that, though, Alan.
00:12:25Well, let me know.
00:12:26If I'm not there at the seat at the round table, come and find me in the castle.
00:12:31It's time for the final mission.
00:12:38This is the last chance for the players to add money to the prize pot for the winner's chosen charity.
00:12:44Final mission!
00:12:46Come on!
00:12:54I'm hoping it's like a steam train, because I won't be happy with, like, you know, the 2.42 from Inverness.
00:13:00I want the full shebang.
00:13:02I'm more certain of you being faithful than I am.
00:13:05You are of yourself.
00:13:06I don't think you can do that.
00:13:12This is our last chance to get a whole lot of money.
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:15Traitor, faithful, who cares?
00:13:16Let's just get lots of money, yeah?
00:13:18Absolutely.
00:13:22Oh, my.
00:13:23What's going on here?
00:13:24Hang on.
00:13:29Oh, that's the train station.
00:13:30Hi!
00:13:31Hello!
00:13:32Hi!
00:13:33Hi!
00:13:34Hi!
00:13:35Hi!
00:13:36Hi!
00:13:37Hi!
00:13:38Hi!
00:13:39Hi!
00:13:40Hi!
00:13:41Welcome to your final mission.
00:13:52You have had some epic missions, haven't you?
00:13:55Yeah.
00:13:56That is nothing compared to this.
00:14:00If you are successful today, you will add an extraordinary £20,000 to the prize fund.
00:14:09Oh, wow.
00:14:10Wow.
00:14:11Wow.
00:14:12Wow.
00:14:13Wow.
00:14:14Wow.
00:14:15Wow.
00:14:16Wow.
00:14:17Wow.
00:14:18Wow.
00:14:19Wow.
00:14:21Wow.
00:14:22I've never seen a steam train before in my life, except on TV, which was fun.
00:14:27I felt like I was transported back in time.
00:14:35That is excellent timing.
00:14:38Yeah.
00:14:39Players, this is the traitor's express.
00:14:43An express is the right word to use, because to be successful in today's mission,
00:14:49you are going to have to be fast.
00:14:53Very soon, you are going to board the train.
00:14:57There are five carriages.
00:14:59In the back carriage, there are four locked crates.
00:15:04Each crate contains £5,000 worth of gold.
00:15:10In each carriage, there is a key.
00:15:14Retrieve the key and get to the end.
00:15:19This train stops at the end of the line in exactly 20 minutes.
00:15:25Whoa.
00:15:26So you have to find the keys, unlock the crates and get the gold in 20 minutes.
00:15:33In those crates, there's gold.
00:15:36That's lovely.
00:15:37There is also explosives.
00:15:40Oh, my God.
00:15:41When the train stops, get the gold, get off the train and come to me before the crates explode.
00:15:53Oh, my God.
00:15:54Oh, my God.
00:15:55Oh, my God, Claudia.
00:15:56Players, are you ready for the most exciting commute of your lives?
00:16:00Yes, yes.
00:16:01Yes, yes.
00:16:02OK, I've always wanted to say this.
00:16:04All aboard.
00:16:05OK.
00:16:06Oh, my goodness.
00:16:07Good luck.
00:16:08There's no other options to commute.
00:16:09You're going to be all right, Joe.
00:16:10All right, OK.
00:16:11Oh!
00:16:12Oh!
00:16:14Joe, why are you slamming it like that?
00:16:18Listen, I love a steam train, but not when it's packed with explosives.
00:16:23There's me thinking it's going to be like the Orange Express, but actually, it's more like that film Speed.
00:16:32The murdered?
00:16:33All right, here we go, guys.
00:16:34Here we go.
00:16:35Oh, my God.
00:16:36Look at this.
00:16:37So, we're looking for a key.
00:16:38Key.
00:16:39So, there's portraits.
00:16:40Oh, it's Joe.
00:16:42We saw paintings of all of the players that me and Alan have murdered.
00:16:47Little R.I.P. signs.
00:16:49Why is there a hole in Lucy?
00:16:53So, we're looking for a key.
00:16:54Oh, key.
00:16:55You found it?
00:16:56It's in it.
00:16:57It's a combination.
00:16:58There must be a code.
00:16:59What's the code leg?
00:17:00Five.
00:17:01C, the key, which had been, you know, padlocked shut with a kind of combination lock.
00:17:05Celia.
00:17:06Is it Celia?
00:17:07Do you spell her name?
00:17:08Maybe.
00:17:09Yeah, Celia.
00:17:10Oh, there's no C.
00:17:11Unless it's an anagram of Celia.
00:17:13Hang on.
00:17:14R.I.P.
00:17:15R.I.P.
00:17:16R.I.P.
00:17:17R.I.P.
00:17:18R.I.P.
00:17:19R.I.P.
00:17:20Two minutes have gone already.
00:17:21Claudia, don't do this to me, please.
00:17:23It took us forever.
00:17:27Oh, hang on.
00:17:28R.I.P.
00:17:29R.I.P.
00:17:30R.I.P.
00:17:31R.I.P.
00:17:32O.L.P.
00:17:33R.I.P.
00:17:34R'I.P.
00:17:35R.I.P.
00:17:36It was not a good start for us.
00:17:37We can't fail on the first one.
00:17:40We were just really struggling to work out what the code was.
00:17:42R.I.P.
00:17:43Three letters.
00:17:44R.I.P.
00:17:45Rest in peace.
00:17:46R.
00:17:51peace all right shut up no no no
00:17:57hang on look at where the rips are there were slight rips in the pictures and i went
00:18:03ah r.i.p r.i.p rip tear oh yeah oh good excellent he scrabbled at each of the paintings and behind
00:18:17them were a series of letters oh my god of course rick there's an e on them that one d what's that
00:18:25one uh t is it death d e a t h yes maybe yeah try it this is an a that's an a and an h
00:18:31it's definitely death push it pull it yes yes put it in your pouch right i'll put it in my power
00:18:38everyone it's in my pouch
00:18:45okay the banished vanished okay you can do this but time is running out right we've got to speed up
00:18:50guys we've got to speed up okay look look here we go to me tamika k allen oh wow it's our actual ones
00:18:56carriage two everyone's spots are actual slates that we'd used at the round tables oh right where's
00:19:04the key number of votes for the banished the number of votes for the banished oh okay right oh hang on
00:19:09let's count them yeah so someone pick a name tamika right i've got all the jonathans it was another
00:19:15combination lock we had to put in the number of votes for the banished so jonathan tamika you got
00:19:22mark yeah there's mark oh god there's loads here quicker quicker yeah yeah quicker quicker we'd
00:19:28wasted a lot of time so it was a race against the clock one two three four i was going up and looking
00:19:37high on the racks to make sure we haven't missed any slides 57 58 number one for claire 58 i think it
00:19:43must be let's just check all the ones we've got yeah i think it must be 58 i've put 0 5 8 it's not 58.
00:19:49okay you're joking me we tried 58 originally but it was wrong the lock wouldn't open anymore and we
00:19:56had a recount ah i've got it oh let's go finally 61 worked it was such a relief because we haven't got
00:20:06much time left open the door nearly lose control of my bowels not to charles oh my god no way
00:20:27okay okay quick find the key i did not see that coming we were outside i could see cows i could see
00:20:37a river where's the key hang on we gotta undo the chain right okay where's it tied to in front of us
00:20:45were two coffins with chains wrapped around them and we had to get the key that was inside where's the start
00:20:54if paloma's in here that's a really good sport hang on i've got it here well done it's all one chain
00:20:59yeah it's all one chain unwrap it that way we had to unchain these coffins well done though i say we
00:21:09joe marla mainly unchained the coffins he was like the strongest man alive no no okay undo that bit
00:21:17i led a little bit here because i was happy to lose a finger
00:21:24we're hoping out yeah
00:21:29well the things that are the funeral that was lucy lucy and the apollo oh right where's the key
00:21:35hang on we gotta open that one open the next coffee come on can we have a time check please six
00:21:42minutes left six minutes left six minutes six minutes hang on we had wasted so much time in
00:21:49carriage one and i was thinking we're never going to do this pull
00:21:55see if that opens you pull that one do you see if we can get it open it's a screw hang on come on
00:22:05hang on you got it let's go let's go put it in me bum bag put it in me bum bag hang on we ain't got
00:22:10time for your bum bag what's this what are we looking for just a key i guess it's just a mad
00:22:19scramble what we're doing just have a look all right shut up i'm only here the fourth carriage
00:22:25there was just sort of like big barrels of coal we're looking for keys yeah we just had to simply
00:22:31dig and try and find that key oh here we go
00:22:35oh it's not me oh what's that what's that sorry you keep doing it i'm gonna hold it up with my
00:22:48head players you've got three minutes left three minutes to go guys come on when we found out we
00:22:54have three minutes left it was half panic half adrenaline we were so close and then obviously
00:23:00we had the threat of the explosion we've got to get the money yeah yeah we need to get the money
00:23:05the clock was ticking we did think shall we just go and bank the money with the three keys and forget
00:23:11about the four can i get in here come on nick was determined to find that key he fully got in the
00:23:18crate it was like a cat litter yeah got it got it let's go let's go come on get it get it players one
00:23:27minute left you're nearing the end of the line one minute left come on yeah got it got it
00:23:34what numbers are alan just give us what's number i've got three in my bag four this is number one
00:23:39number two number two five thousand five thousand five thousand five thousand the train is here
00:23:4820 000 pounds yes yes yes at that point we had less than 30 seconds
00:23:53it's going to blow go go go go go go up to me let's go come on come on come on come on
00:24:02i'm running out come on
00:24:23guys you did it yeah yeah i can't believe how did you find it amazing oh it's amazing it was amazing
00:24:48you work beautifully as a team you have added 20 000 pounds to the prize fund so your total
00:24:56is 87 500 pounds congratulations so what day here's the thing hasn't really begun because up next
00:25:09is your final round table i will see you at the castle but congratulations you just jumped
00:25:15off a train and then it exploded please get in your rides
00:25:31what a final mission to our last round table tonight yeah i'd love to know where david's head
00:25:36you find out where david's head's at and i'll find out where cat and alan are
00:25:39i'm dreading the round table because i think it's going to be intense i don't know if i'm prepared
00:25:46for how intense it's going to be but not like the others because we won't know also no one will have
00:25:51their speech to say guys you've really got egg on your face well exactly we won't know
00:25:56what a mission eh that was just crazy i'm so proud of you joe with those chains honestly you were so
00:26:11good i know but you yanked them i am weirdly quite hungry dumplings well this reminds me of school
00:26:19dinners please sir can i have some more were you around when um charles dickens was around
00:26:28don't choke
00:26:34david yes i'm not as loud as you think i love cat last night in the turret we made a pinky promise
00:26:44we're going to look after each other and we're not going to throw each other under the bus oh hello
00:26:50joe marla as long as joe thinks me and cat are faithfuls we can get rid of david we can get rid
00:26:57of nick just stick with joe because joe trusts us i've just got hope everything goes to plan
00:27:06how are you feeling about tonight i feel clueless the thing i wonder is whether people who voted
00:27:14for jonathan early on that that was part of a camouflage well that would be joe
00:27:23alan would be a complete guess yeah yeah it's amazing there's been so little suggestion that
00:27:30alan and it's weird because then it's like oh well maybe that's a clue but i have a question mark
00:27:36over alan but i'm gonna vote for cat because i voted for yesterday and there's been a couple of
00:27:39things i have suspected cat before yes um i've come around the houses yeah and i've thought about
00:27:46everybody i have thought about cat as well are you a faithful david i promise you i'm faithful i always
00:27:53have been really yeah promise me i promise you absolutely my presumption is that cat and probably
00:28:03alan will vote for me so given all other strategies have failed i think i've got to make an alliance
00:28:10with nick if nick and i vote for cat then the deciding vote will be with joe marla which will be
00:28:17revealing one way or another what we're doing at the round table i thought we already knew what we're doing
00:28:24the last time we spoke david you know jonathan's name came up again and again and again and then
00:28:32when we finally banished him we were like why didn't we do this sooner david's name again again and again
00:28:39there is something there's something that's making everyone things suspicious if we're all in agreement
00:28:46my maths works this out three beats two doesn't it yeah regardless of if even if they both gained up and
00:28:53went with one yeah poor old cat it's irrelevant it's irrelevant who david goes for yeah yeah he could
00:29:00go for me go for you let's stick together yeah my thoughts are still very much that cat and alan
00:29:07are the traitors but i've just formed this pact that we were going to banish david it's risky i know
00:29:14and it could backfire but i need to keep alan and cat on side so they don't see it coming and then we
00:29:20pull the rug from under their feet do you want any chocolate brought out oh yeah don't give me like
00:29:26a little bowl of maltesers okay maybe a fizzy okay i'll get a tray as well shall i shall i put my
00:29:31penny on yeah okay i know i feel bad for him but listen he's not going to change his mind we have to
00:29:41stay thick as thieves with him yeah this is what david first david david first yeah don't throw me
00:29:47under the bus i'm not throwing you under the pinky promise we said in the tower we're winning it
00:29:50together yeah please yeah i'll be so disappointed in you i don't think joe is changing his mind
00:29:55if it goes to plan we're laughing exactly the end is in sight joe seems like he's on board with voting
00:30:02for david the ideal scenario we banish david then banish nick then end the game me and alan we've done
00:30:10so much together it could be a traitor's win as long as neither of us slip up
00:30:17are you are you coming to the tree they strung up a man they say who murdered three
00:30:27strange things did happen here no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree
00:30:3919 celebrities arrived at this castle to play the ultimate murder mystery game and now we're down to
00:30:46just five three faithful and two traitors they're about to enter the round table for the last time and
00:30:55after this banishment we will have our final four going into the final round table my only kind of
00:31:05real hope is nick does what he's told me he's going to do which is to vote for cat i've not been very
00:31:12good at convincing myself someone's a faithful and making a pact with them and i may well be a lamb
00:31:18to the slaughter who's been hoodwinked by better players i'm so nervous for this round table i think
00:31:24it's going to be really intense nick might vote for me again but i'm ready to fight for this i've got
00:31:30my plan i'm hoping that i've done enough to get david out going into this final round table we got to
00:31:37get them traitors so the faithful really do need to rally together now i've got a plan yeah i've got
00:31:43to hope and pray that i'm right if it goes the way i'm hoping it does then i get the deciding vote i've
00:31:51got to make a decision on whether to vote david or cat i don't know i don't know we're at the final
00:32:00round table we've got two traitors that have been traitors since the very beginning but i hate being
00:32:08this cocky i've just got to be so careful
00:32:26players this is it the final round table it takes real skill and resilience to make it this far
00:32:37so to each and every one of you well done the final prize fund then it stands at a staggering 87 500
00:32:50pounds before this night ends one or more of you will be taking that money home to your chosen charity
00:33:01you will also leave with all of the glory remember if only faithful remain they share the pot but if
00:33:11there is still a traitor here they take it all a reminder the banished player will no longer reveal
00:33:20if they are a traitor or a faithful so from now on you are relying only on gut instinct
00:33:31so i ask you this and i really mean it who can you trust
00:33:38who is on your side players for the final time then the floor is yours
00:33:46i feel like we're a little family and this is really hard i know but no we've got to do this yeah
00:34:02yeah do we think there's one or two traitors left what do we think i think two i think it's definitely
00:34:08too so look there are so few things anyone can say with certainty but um alan um you know i think i
00:34:16realize that i've often felt especially going to breakfast like terrified and then this sheer sense
00:34:21of relief and what i often didn't get a sense from you was the sense of relief that you'd survived
00:34:26maybe and maybe that's possibly arguably true you cat sometimes that there was never this sort of
00:34:33like a relief that sense we've all had like we're relieved oh look because i'm i'm i go straight
00:34:39into who's here yeah i'm i'm in there and i'm already counting yeah before i've seen yeah what
00:34:46i'm gonna have for breakfast i'm like yeah oh yeah just with you alan you know what i'm gonna bring
00:34:54up i forgot i had a shield you forgot you had a shield and that just i was like why is he forgotten
00:35:00he's had a shield well you didn't say you've got a shield you said you'll sleep well tonight
00:35:08and i went what and he went you've got a shield and i went yes i've got a shield you didn't say have
00:35:15you got a shield i went no i don't know what you mean he said you've got a shield and i went no i
00:35:21just didn't know what you were saying joe as i'm someone who you know raised your name um several
00:35:29round tables ago i found you incredibly difficult to read other people have had the same thing you
00:35:34have in a in a castle full of comedians you've got some of the most amazing comic timing a fantastic
00:35:41sort of deadpan style and that would make a great traitor somebody who's really really difficult to
00:35:47read you've been somebody who has been energetic in mentioning names and building narratives now the
00:35:57faithful argument is you've played the game well that is what you're supposed to do
00:36:02but the other argument is is that that's also a good strategy if you were a traitor to start building
00:36:07momentum against individuals i think the traitors have probably kept me in the game because so many
00:36:16people have gone he's quite hard to read isn't he yes at the start i was very guarded maybe harder to
00:36:23read the closer i've got in and the more i've got to know you the more comfortable i've got with you
00:36:27guys that's why i think the traitors have kept me around because they're like oh he's a spanner in the
00:36:34works but but could we say that your softening of your image could be like a traitor you know you
00:36:41could be showing different sides of yourself as we get closer to all that money yeah definitely and
00:36:47i'd say with you you're on the same level as jonathan for that for going around whispering names
00:36:53and i remember when claire was vanished you were straight down there next to me down by that fire pit
00:36:58and you said mark yeah i was adamant claire was claire wasn't even cold in the ground you went mark
00:37:03i think that's unfair actually because that was the one where mark had slammed his hand and thing
00:37:08and i'd already had suspicions of him and then i was like it's him i've solved it yeah
00:37:16obviously i voted for you last night cat um there was a thought that well maybe you and lucy were quite
00:37:22close um and i wondered whether that was kind of a good move because it meant that you could kind of
00:37:29be quite seem to be quite close to a faithful the only other thing and the idea that in the wailing
00:37:35banshee round that we had uh kept the fact that you had got the shield um hidden from the other team
00:37:42and obviously as a result we were kind of we thought oh well maybe we'll all be protected
00:37:46i wonder maybe if that was a brilliant double bluff
00:37:49in terms of a balance of traitors and those voices in the mix knowing that jonathan was a traitor
00:37:54i do feel that you'd be a really good you know team player with jonathan and you know the idea of
00:38:00you as a duo and i think it's a trio obviously but as a duo that that feels like a for the range of
00:38:05personalities you would imagine that that's what would work best as a team of traitors
00:38:12for me it's just a small suspicion
00:38:14i feel like we've got on really well and it's been great the one small con i've got for you is
00:38:22that you've been really quiet all the way through i thought well maybe that's why
00:38:30yeah i think throughout i've always found the round table just
00:38:35a lot of different voices and like struggling to know when to put my thought in and then not sure
00:38:46like what i'd be adding because you know when i was voting for stephen it was it was more of
00:38:52a gut thing of just like so kind of just going i'm gonna vote for you stephen because it's my gut
00:38:57isn't really sort of furthering conversations um with the forest situation yeah yeah i genuinely just
00:39:05thought that that would be a good way to sort of kind of shield us all yeah if we didn't yeah i
00:39:11i just thought it would be a good way to um sure so it wasn't a double bluff and i was really close to
00:39:17lucy just both faithfuls the reason you gave about cat is probably the reason why i have suspicions
00:39:27about you dave because i just think you know jonathan ross is so out there audacious gift of the gab
00:39:33you have got the gift of the gab but you do it in such a you know a you know poised what poised
00:39:40yeah and cerebral and measured yes so yeah i mean then i was thinking one minute you had five votes
00:39:47and the next round table you didn't and i mean i know we don't understand why that happened but you
00:39:52know if there are free traitors you could have got a traitor to go in every room and go why are you
00:39:57voting for david that's a wasted vote you know let's face it we are a bit sheep-like you know and i
00:40:03know i know i know and you must be sick to the back teeth of being accused but a bit like jonathan
00:40:08your name keeps coming up the point about um me being voted in the tie break i think what happened
00:40:17that night was that joe wilkinson was so convinced that he convinced others yeah the reason why it
00:40:23just that dissipated i don't know i mean i presume it was in the interests of the traitors to dissipate
00:40:30it but i was convinced by the fact that joe wilkinson was murdered that that was the traitor's
00:40:37attempt to put more pressure on me and i think they presumed that i'd come up i think jonathan
00:40:42voted for me twice in the next round table which was i'll pick up on that jonathan voting for you
00:40:50when the writing was sort of on the wall for jonathan it was like was that him signaling like
00:40:59look at david next i think jonathan voted for me for the same reason that we've been talking about me
00:41:03because there were so many votes the previous day if there was any chance of him not being voted out
00:41:08it was in the hope that i'd get as many votes we might have another tie break or something like that
00:41:17players the time for talk is over please write down the name of the person you believe is a traitor
00:41:37kat kat we're going to start with you who do you believe is a traitor and why
00:42:07i've gone for yourself david i'm so sorry i really really hope i'm fine
00:42:18david
00:42:21well again belief is too strong but i would turn the faith i guess
00:42:27nick
00:42:27i voted for the coolest person out of all 19 of us kat
00:42:38alan
00:42:41it's not the first time i voted for you but david i still think you're a traitor i'm sorry
00:42:46so a vote count two for kat two for david so it all comes down to joe's vote
00:42:58joe who do you believe is a traitor and why
00:43:12i'm sorry cat
00:43:25but i've changed my mind
00:43:26i hope i'm right
00:43:40racing for the fall
00:43:45kat you have received the most votes and you are banished from the castle
00:43:50you have been amazing what a game you've had please leave the castle
00:44:03i wouldn't change a thing i think i played it the best way i could it's been amazing
00:44:10got to the final so i'm proud of myself for keeping up alive for this long
00:44:14i am gutted david's argument persuaded joe to go towards me but he made the right decision
00:44:23i am a traitor
00:44:25i had the most fun ever and i hope alan goes and wins it for us both
00:44:38kat is the last player to be banished from the round table
00:44:42was she a faithful was she a traitor the answer to that you will only discover when this is all over
00:44:53players think very carefully about your next move the next time i see you will be at the end game
00:45:01and only then will all your fates be decided you are the final four
00:45:11i believe cat was a traitor i do i do believe so do i she just wasn't even on my radar but
00:45:24what just happened why did joe go rogue i don't know what he was thinking of and that has really
00:45:32thrown a spanner in the works i do feel vulnerable you know i thought i'd have cat by my side we just
00:45:39work so well together but now i'm on my own that is terrifying
00:45:47it feels a bit of a hollow victory i know doesn't it we'll never i mean we'll never know we'll never
00:45:52know i'll play none of this feels good though does it even if you go with it's just a game
00:46:00like we have all still made bonds
00:46:02oh god there's not many goblets it's gonna take just two votes i think it's alan really yeah
00:46:14alan is the remaining traitor we've got to get rid of alan that's easier said than done because i just
00:46:21can't work out whether nick managed to convince david to vote alan
00:46:26i did not enjoy that i know it's a game but it bloody makes me feel sick sick at this point it
00:46:34does have a good mind to close down cars bar and move abroad i feel i feel for cat if she's a traitor
00:46:44wow what a game oh what okay well the other thing was she seemed to really relax in the last day or two
00:46:51joe's parting words to cat were i'm sorry that was the first thing he said i'm pretty convinced she
00:46:59was a traitor so there is sadly something that's really making me question whether joe has just
00:47:04played an absolutely brilliant game but then could it be alan maybe i think i just have to go with my
00:47:12instincts now cheers cheers to cat and the final four yeah to the final four and being in the final four yeah cheers
00:47:24so traitor cat has been banished at the final round table but of course the faithful don't know that yet
00:47:34the question is can they do it again the end game is in sight alan has remained undetected
00:47:42throughout the game so will the faithful unite or will alan take it all
00:47:54did you ever think you'd be here in the final four oh no i've surprised myself getting this far yeah
00:48:00my wife and kids i don't think they're gonna believe me when i tell them i have made the final
00:48:05i'm just so grateful i got the chance to play this game what's your plan now my one true
00:48:11hundy faithful is nick yeah i've got to get rid of alan because there's just something that tells me
00:48:19he's a traitor
00:48:25how do you feel about being the last remaining traitor oh god did you see my face as cat i was like cat
00:48:32don't leave me here because i thought wow you know me and cat we're just gonna vote them all off
00:48:37so i don't i'm a loose cannon now i'm like a rudderless ship so what are you gonna do
00:48:44i don't know what i'm gonna do i've put everything on the line
00:48:48i can't trust joe now i don't know who to trust
00:48:54what have you learned about yourself i mean there is an image of what historians are like and it's
00:48:59a bit more serious and grown up than i actually am who do you trust the most i don't think i trust
00:49:08anybody i think my strategy has got to in some ways go in reverse not who do i most trust but who do i
00:49:15most distrust
00:49:21you're going into the end game i am how are you feeling it's a mixture of nerves and excitement
00:49:26because i'm nervous that i might have got it wrong again because of the way joe voted just now and
00:49:32said i'm sorry there's a tiny part of me that's going into endgame thinking he's a traitor
00:49:37i have a question mark over alan i do trust people quite quickly and my judgment's not always right
00:49:46on that
00:50:05don't you cry no more players this is it the final showdown
00:50:12you are now fully in control of this game and only you decide when it ends are you all faithful
00:50:25or are there still traitors among you the answer to that question is incredibly important because it
00:50:36could be worth eighty seven thousand five hundred pounds
00:50:43if you are all faithful and you decide to end the game that money will be split equally for your four
00:50:52chosen charities but if there are any traitors still here they take it all
00:51:01in front of you are chests that contain ceremonial pouches one is labeled banish again the other
00:51:14is labeled end game if you believe there is still traitors in your midst then choose banish again if you believe you are all faithful
00:51:30then choose end game players there will be no discussion and let me say if just one of you
00:51:39you chooses to banish again all four of you will vote a player out this game only ends when those that are here decide to end the game or if there are two players left
00:51:57players left players please choose your pouches
00:52:15players right now
00:52:31thank you david
00:52:36it is time to find out what you'd like to do
00:52:40banish again or end the game i will now throw your pouches into the fire and that will reveal your answers
00:52:51alan we will start with you let's see what you have chosen to do
00:53:02you have chosen to banish again why
00:53:06i've still got a little bit of unfinished business um it's to do with joe um earlier today me cat and him
00:53:14were outside and he said let's vote for david all three of us and that's what we said we'd do and
00:53:21yet round the round table he goes for cat and it just made me very suspicious
00:53:29joe let's see what you've chosen to do
00:53:36you have chosen to banish again why i believe there is at least one traitor still in the game
00:53:47david let's see what you've chosen to do
00:53:53you have chosen to banish again why because i'm convinced there is at least one
00:53:59traitor still in the game around this table this evening
00:54:05and finally nick let's see what you have chosen to do
00:54:14you have chosen to banish again why
00:54:19like david i also believe that there is one traitor still here
00:54:29as you have decided all to banish again we will go to a vote
00:54:34please write down the name of the person you believe is a traitor
00:54:49who do you believe should be banished and why
00:55:06i think it's joe
00:55:09he's just been acting so suspiciously the last few days and i've put two and two together and i think
00:55:15he's a traitor
00:55:20joe
00:55:22i was convinced that nick and david were faithfuls so that left one i've gone for alan
00:55:34david
00:55:34i believe
00:55:44joe is a traitor
00:55:47and that's because on the night i tried to raise the idea that joe was a traitor
00:55:52i came very close to being banished myself and when i think about who voted for me that makes me even
00:55:58more suspicious
00:56:02and for the final vote nick
00:56:23joe
00:56:23honestly and i mean this you're the person i have got to know the most here and i adore you
00:56:35and honestly i didn't believe it but you voting for cat was what sealed it
00:56:41but i love you
00:56:58joe you have been amazing you have had a brilliant game but you have received the most votes you are
00:57:06banished please leave the castle
00:57:12oh i read it so wrong it hurts it hurts to be stabbed in the back last minute like that
00:57:24not even an inkling
00:57:28guide
00:57:28so joe has been banished only three of you remain
00:57:40but are you all faithful or is a traitor still here
00:57:48once again you can now end things right here right now or you can banish once more
00:57:56this is your last chance to banish someone because the game automatically ends when there are just two of you
00:58:08players please select your pouches
00:58:20you
00:58:31you
00:58:33you
00:58:35you
00:58:41you
00:58:43you
00:58:45Alan let's see what you have chosen to do end the game or banish again
00:58:57Alan you have chosen to end the game yeah why I just don't get any traitor vibes from these two
00:59:10people told David let's see what you have chosen to do
00:59:24you've chosen to end the game why because I've never believed Alan was a traitor I had suspicions
00:59:31about Nick but the way he's just spoken about Joe means those suspicions evaporated and maybe wrong
00:59:39may not happen but I did love the idea of the three of us all being faithful and ending the game
00:59:44together Nick this is the last pouch if it burns green we end the game right now if the fire burns
00:59:57red we banish again you have chosen to end the game why well the prize pot doesn't technically divide by
01:00:21three but I genuinely believe both of you are faithful and I think we did it I think we got
01:00:29Kat and Joe right at the last second thank you
01:00:36so the three of you have chosen to end the game if you are all faithful you will split the prize pot
01:00:45between your chosen charities if there is a traitor here though they take it all a reminder the prize fund
01:00:56is currently eighty seven thousand five hundred pounds we are now going to finally discover who you truly are
01:01:07David will you now please reveal are you a faithful or are you a traitor I am and have always been a faithful
01:01:37are you a faithful or are you a traitor I am I am and always have been a faithful
01:01:49I am and always have been a faithful
01:01:50I am and always have been a faithful
01:01:53Alan
01:01:58Alan
01:02:00Alan
01:02:30oh
01:02:40I am so sorry
01:02:42it's been tearing me apart I am so sorry
01:02:44oh
01:02:44oh
01:02:44oh
01:02:46you did brilliantly Alan
01:02:46you did brilliantly you did brilliantly you did brilliantly
01:02:52it's a game
01:02:52you played it brilliantly Alan
01:02:56you did brilliantly
01:02:58It's all right, you did absolutely brilliant.
01:03:01It was amazing.
01:03:02No, no, no, no, no, no, come on, it's a game.
01:03:04It's such a great game.
01:03:05You've done it brilliantly.
01:03:06You've done brilliantly, and you've won.
01:03:08Don't be stupid, think about the charity.
01:03:11It's amazing.
01:03:11I know, I know, I know.
01:03:12No, come on, come on.
01:03:13Alan, you have won the game.
01:03:17Congratulations.
01:03:19You have been absolutely outstanding.
01:03:24Faithful, well done.
01:03:26You made it this far.
01:03:28Is there anything you would like to say?
01:03:31I just want to say, well done, you played the game brilliantly.
01:03:34It breaks my heart to see how that burden has weighed on you,
01:03:38and I couldn't do it, so I admire you for doing it so brilliantly.
01:03:43I almost can't believe that it was Alan,
01:03:46and I've thought it was almost everybody else.
01:03:50What we saw is that that burden was really heavy for him,
01:03:53because that's not who Alan is.
01:03:55He's just a beautiful human being.
01:03:57I mean, well played out.
01:03:59That was just brilliant.
01:04:01Go on, Alan.
01:04:02Tell them who the others were.
01:04:04OK.
01:04:05So Jonathan, we know.
01:04:05Jonathan and Kat.
01:04:07Kat.
01:04:09Oh, Joe.
01:04:11Not Joe.
01:04:12No, not Joe.
01:04:13Oh, God.
01:04:16Oh, my God.
01:04:19Utterly, utterly shocked.
01:04:21Joe was right, and I was wrong about Joe.
01:04:25Ah.
01:04:27Alan Carr.
01:04:29Wow.
01:04:30He played an absolute blinder.
01:04:31Nick and David, you have both been utterly phenomenal,
01:04:35but now is the time, I'm afraid, to leave the castle.
01:04:39OK.
01:04:40Bye-bye.
01:04:41Well done, Ella.
01:04:42Well done.
01:04:42Off you go.
01:04:44Oh, my God.
01:04:46Joe.
01:04:48Come, come here.
01:04:49Come here.
01:04:49Oh, when he went faithfuls together.
01:04:51I was like, don't say that.
01:04:53Oh, God.
01:04:56You've done it.
01:04:57You did it.
01:04:58No, I have, and that's an amazing amount of money.
01:05:02It's an amazing amount of money.
01:05:04You've won it.
01:05:04I know.
01:05:0587,500 pounds.
01:05:06Oh, that's amazing.
01:05:07For your charity.
01:05:09Yes, wonderful.
01:05:09Tell me the charity.
01:05:11Neuroblastoma.
01:05:12It's a wonderful children's cancer charity.
01:05:14They are going to, oh, that money, it'll change lives.
01:05:18All that lying, all that treachery, it was worth.
01:05:20It was an issue.
01:05:21You see?
01:05:22You did it.
01:05:24You did it, Alan.
01:05:26Oh.
01:05:29Oh.
01:05:31What a roller coaster.
01:05:35How did this happen?
01:05:36I was awful at lying.
01:05:37I had no poker face, and here I am, the winner.
01:05:41Come on, darling.
01:05:42There you go.
01:05:43Maybe I do exaggerate a showbiz story now and again,
01:05:47but to just lie so bluntly to people's faces, it was tough.
01:05:56I don't know whether I want to know.
01:05:58I have been and have always been since the start a traitor.
01:06:05You...
01:06:06I am not saying the words I want to say.
01:06:11That was amazing.
01:06:13Oh, no!
01:06:16Oh.
01:06:17Joe!
01:06:19Joe?
01:06:20Joe!
01:06:20I suggest you two have your drinks on the top step.
01:06:24I thought I was being played, Joe.
01:06:26I am so sorry.
01:06:27I love you too, mate.
01:06:31I love you too, mate.
01:06:32I love you too, mate.
01:06:33It's been unbelievable.
01:06:34Well done.
01:06:35It has been amazing.
01:06:35Well done.
01:06:36Well done.
01:06:37You played an absolute blinder.
01:06:40Oh, my God.
01:06:41Cat, you were undetected for so long.
01:06:44Come on.
01:06:44Oh, wow.
01:06:44I've got people who want to see you.
01:06:48Oh.
01:06:50Is that Alan?
01:06:51Or is it Ecop?
01:06:52The winner!
01:06:53Yay!
01:06:57Yay!
01:06:58Come on.
01:06:59Come be with your friends.
01:07:01Oh, I love you.
01:07:02You should be ashamed of yourself.
01:07:04I'm an awful human being.
01:07:06Alan.
01:07:06You are not.
01:07:07To Alan.
01:07:07To Alan.
01:07:08To Alan.
01:07:08Alan, you did it.
01:07:10Come on, Tommy.
01:07:11Congratulations to our winner.
01:07:18Yes!
01:07:19Yes!
01:07:21Yes!
01:07:22Yes!
01:07:23Congratulations.
01:07:24Oh, wow.
01:07:25To Alan Carr.
01:07:26To Alan Carr.
01:07:27To Alan Carr.
01:07:28To me.
01:07:29To me, the most hated man in Britain.
01:07:31No!
01:07:34Say it one last time for me, darling.
01:07:35Parting.
01:07:36Parting is such sweet sorrow.
01:07:39You've got something on your face, Claudio.
01:07:41Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:07:42Hello.
01:08:02Bye.
01:08:04Bye.
01:08:05Bishop Bukit.
01:08:08Bye.
01:08:09Bye.
01:08:10Bye.
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