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00:00Hello, Australia. You're watching Big Brother Uncut.
00:04This program contains scenes with nudity and sexual references
00:09that some viewers may find too hot to handle.
00:14Big Brother is back.
00:17And this year, I've got a whole new Uncut show for you.
00:24So strap in for the unseen.
00:27Unfiltered.
00:30Most delicious Big Brother action from the last week in the house.
00:34I want to blindfold you and handcuff you.
00:38Oh, what?
00:40From the unexpected.
00:42What?
00:43The steeniest.
00:45Can you demonstrate how to make a girl cum?
00:47The extraordinary.
00:49I didn't know he was a Christian and I took his virginity.
00:53What?
00:54And the most scandalous moments in Big Brother history.
00:57But we also came home with another couple.
01:01Yeah, that's the best.
01:02You like me ass.
01:03Your ass is good then.
01:06This is Big Brother Uncut.
01:09This week, 15 sexy single housemates entered my house.
01:27Our housemates wasted no time getting to know each other.
01:30And in Menae's case, showing her fellow housemates a roaring time.
01:38Party trick.
01:39I can stand on the top of my toes.
01:40Okay, look.
01:41It's actually so funny.
01:43I'm whipping out the skills early.
01:45What the?
01:46Oh, shit.
01:48It's my party trick.
01:50How do you do that?
01:51I have this weird disorder where I'm super flexible.
01:53Like...
01:55That's not a bad disorder to have.
01:58That's not a bad one to have.
02:02What are those?
02:05You see those things?
02:09Can you just walk around like that for a bit?
02:10Can you make a dinosaur noise as you feel asleep?
02:12Can you feel asleep?
02:19She ain't human.
02:20Who does that?
02:22That's an actual joke.
02:23Her feet are scary, man.
02:25Oh, my God.
02:26I'm embarrassing myself.
02:30What do you think of my house so far?
02:33Oh, my gosh.
02:34It is so beautiful.
02:35I'm, like, just so grateful to be here.
02:37I...
02:38Yeah.
02:39Oh, my gosh.
02:40I can't believe I'm here.
02:41Manet, has anyone caught your eye in my house?
02:46Oh, big brother.
02:47Yeah, I'm definitely attracted to Josh.
02:50He's very hot.
02:52He's very well-spoken as well.
02:54He knows a lot about health and fitness.
02:57And it's, like...
02:59It feels like he's overcome quite a lot in his life,
03:01so I'm really interested to learn more about him.
03:04Um...
03:05As well, I was, like, really chubby at school.
03:09And, um...
03:11I was, like...
03:12I was, like, 106 in year eight.
03:13I was a big boy.
03:15And, um...
03:16Cute!
03:17Well done to you, man.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Scrub up, pal.
03:20Lunch ladies love me.
03:22But, so, I was...
03:24All the boys were getting a lot of, like, you know...
03:27Sort of, um...
03:28What would you say the word?
03:30A lot of attention from girls.
03:31And I was getting none.
03:32And I got to 17.
03:33And I was, like, you know what?
03:34Fuck this.
03:35I'm gonna lose a bit of weight.
03:36Um...
03:37Yeah.
03:38You got that jawline now, baby.
03:39When I was younger, I was, um...
03:40Very overweight.
03:41No girl would really talk to me.
03:42Once I did lose that 30 kilos, everything changed.
03:46The same girls that said no to me in the past
03:48sort of came running back.
03:51While most of the housemates got to know each other...
03:53Amazing.
03:54Gracie Mae found her one true love.
03:57The cheese board.
04:04How good.
04:05Mmm.
04:08Just having a little nibble.
04:10Just having a little nibble.
04:14I can't believe everyone's sitting in there mingling
04:16when there's cheese out here.
04:17What's wrong with people, big brother?
04:20Oh, I am.
04:21I'm a bit horny.
04:22Yeah.
04:24I've never seen a cheese board
04:26all alone like this in my life.
04:31More cheese for you.
04:35I agree.
04:36I'm not mad about it.
04:37Look at these.
04:42A little bit bland, baby.
04:44Oh, sorry about that.
04:46I'm just saying, you could do a little bit better
04:48with those red chippies, buddy.
04:53This is Big Brother Uncut.
04:55Where you can see all the best unseen bits.
04:59And after opting for communal showers this year,
05:03it seems like there are a lot of bits to see.
05:05What's the go here like?
05:07If someone needs to go to the toilet
05:08and you're just showering.
05:09Oh, wait.
05:10You just got your Johnny out.
05:11There's no...
05:12There's not even a little...
05:13Wait, wait.
05:14Is that girls or...?
05:15No, I think this is just for everyone.
05:16Buddy, where are the shower doors?
05:19Have you guys bit the bullet yet in showering naked?
05:23I did.
05:24After I get dunked, yeah.
05:25You've got to get a mum for it.
05:26Have you?
05:27Yeah.
05:28Yeah, okay.
05:29It's like...
05:30Yeah, I've played footy my whole life,
05:32so that should be right,
05:33but I just don't want to scare anyone.
05:36Yeah, this unisex bathroom.
05:39I like being naked.
05:40I like showering naked.
05:41I like doing my makeup naked.
05:43Like, so that's going to be an issue.
05:44That's going to be really interesting.
05:45We'll see how long it takes me to get naked.
05:49Look, those mirrors in the shower...
05:52It's cheeky.
06:03The boys really love to shower with each other.
06:05What's up, Mr. Strug?
06:07It seems like my showers are becoming quite the bonding area
06:11for you men.
06:12Yeah, we're getting our kit off, innit?
06:14Oh, I like that.
06:16Yeah?
06:17Yeah.
06:18That's a good sight to see this morning.
06:19I like that.
06:20That woke me up.
06:21They can't wait for shower time.
06:23Now we're all best mates.
06:24I've seen all your dicks.
06:25They can't wait to get their gear off in front of each other
06:28and get in those showers.
06:30If you're happy and you know it's like a shower
06:33If you're happy and you know it
06:36and you really want a shower
06:38If you're happy and you know it's like a shower
06:41Woo!
06:42Us men, it doesn't take it a lot for us to let those walls down
06:48especially in the shower.
06:49Let's show him who's got the best arse.
06:51Yeah, that's the best arse.
06:53We check each other out as well, big brother.
06:55We're not ashamed of it.
06:56Your arse is good, man.
06:57I need a proper arse.
06:58You like my arse?
06:59I do, man.
07:00I wish I had your arse.
07:01Really?
07:02Yeah, I'll swap arse with you.
07:04Righto.
07:05I'll swap chess with your arse.
07:06So, you have a good look at everyone's tackle?
07:09You're going to suss the competition, big brother, sometimes.
07:12You need to see what you're dealing with.
07:18He's like, yeah, I didn't see anything.
07:19Actually, it is cold.
07:21I walked in there yesterday
07:23and Lewis was just peeing with the door open.
07:26I was like, are you right, mate?
07:28It was funny.
07:29And he's like, yeah, I'm showering naked now.
07:31Like, I'm comfortable.
07:32I was like, Anya.
07:34If I was a boy, I would.
07:37Yeah, because you only need to cover this.
07:40Oh, yeah.
07:41A girl, she's like, I showered without my top yesterday,
07:46but I was like this.
07:51Boys love a good shower naked, don't they?
07:54Showering naked only brings you closer together.
07:57They're loving the x-rays, aren't they?
08:00And I think that those boys are extremely close.
08:05Look at this guy on his ballsack, all right?
08:07Oh!
08:11Coming up,
08:12the Big Brother house gets so steamy
08:15that the only way to cool off
08:18is to hose down.
08:20This is Big Brother Uncut.
08:33In this first week,
08:35the competition was already in full swing.
08:37Because I've got the best arse.
08:38No way!
08:39I've got the best arse.
08:40This is Australia's arse.
08:41Mate, I'm literally wearing budgies right now.
08:45Look at this.
08:48Oh, it's actually got a wiggle.
08:51They're both pretty tight, boys.
08:52I don't know.
08:53Do you like my beer tattoo?
08:54Because I love beers.
08:55I don't know why I got that.
08:57Yeah, I just got like the boys.
08:58I got the boys initials on there.
09:02You got to.
09:03For the boys.
09:04For the boys.
09:05And our housemates were very keen to get to know each other.
09:09Um, I was sort of like,
09:11just like sleeping with a girl pretty casually.
09:14And like we came home on a night out.
09:17But we also came home with another couple.
09:21And we like all just ended up in my room somehow.
09:26And just like, um,
09:29were having fun.
09:31And then it just started being a lot of fun.
09:34And like, next thing you know,
09:36it was all happening.
09:38And we all just, yeah.
09:39Yeah.
09:40I love it.
09:41Yeah, there was shit going on.
09:42So we all stayed in my bed together.
09:45Of course you did.
09:46Us four.
09:47Yeah, so that.
09:48Did you go round two?
09:50No, I don't think we did.
09:51But round one took long enough.
09:53Yeah.
09:54And we think we like moved to different rooms as well
09:57around the house.
09:59So like we were in one room and then
10:01two of us would go to the other room.
10:03And then they'd come back in.
10:04Yeah.
10:05And then we would go back to the main room that we were in.
10:07Oh my God.
10:08And like there was a bit of running around the house.
10:09Yeah.
10:10Well you've got to see all the sights.
10:11Yeah.
10:12We did.
10:13Really tick off the bucket list.
10:14Yeah.
10:15Yeah.
10:16Yeah.
10:17This week, the housemates were tasked with getting my train moving.
10:21Oh my.
10:26Here are some steamy stories that were too hot for us to show you anywhere else.
10:31I do have one that's quite unholy.
10:34Yes.
10:35So I went on a date, you could call it.
10:39I didn't know he was a Christian.
10:41I didn't know he's never done any sexual activity things before.
10:46What?
10:47We were getting steamy in the car.
10:50And little did I know he was a virgin.
10:54And I took his virginity.
10:57In multiple ways.
10:59Yeah.
11:00It was quite an unholy night.
11:04I was in Phuket many moons ago.
11:07Met this girl.
11:09We decided to go jet skiing together.
11:12I made a decision with her on the back to just jet ski out as deep as I could where no one was.
11:18And we got steamy on the jet ski.
11:24Yes.
11:25Steamy.
11:26And may I say, Gracie Mae, a little unsanitary.
11:31Also, kind of illegal.
11:34Not very safe.
11:36So quite recently, I decided to go on a beach date with a guy.
11:40And we were walking along the beach.
11:42And there was this bit and it said, caution, like, don't go through this part.
11:46And I was like, let's go through this part.
11:48Let's do it.
11:49And we're thinking, why don't we just go skinny dipping?
11:52Oh my gosh.
11:53So he undressed me.
11:56And I undressed him.
11:58And we were butt naked.
11:59And we decided to go for a nice swim.
12:03As we're walking out of the ocean, I hear this over like a speaker.
12:08Get out of the water.
12:09And I was like, oh my God, what is happening?
12:12I'm not sure seeing you two bright lights come onto us.
12:15And apparently we were on a conservation area for penguins.
12:19And one housemate tried to generate a little too much steam.
12:27I'm a kink freak.
12:29So I got toys for days.
12:31Fifty Shades of Grey ain't got nothing on me, yeah?
12:34I like a bit of a red room.
12:35If you think I'm just going to lay on you and give it to you, plain and simple, that's not good enough for me.
12:40It's entertainment and I like to do things.
12:45So nipple clamp, electric shocks.
12:48I want to blindfold you and handcuff you.
12:51Turn your inside out.
12:53What?
12:56I do it in my own room while my mum's asleep.
13:01No way.
13:02I did it for a whole year straight.
13:04What, on your cell phone?
13:06I actually had to start.
13:08You know how to use the toys.
13:10I ain't gonna learn.
13:11You gotta learn.
13:13Dion.
13:14Yeah?
13:15I didn't think that it was possible for one to be too steamy for my chimney.
13:20Well, that's me, baby.
13:21Pink Lord.
13:23Okay.
13:24The nipple clamps?
13:25What?
13:26The red room?
13:27What?
13:28Yeah.
13:29I was like, no.
13:30I'm a bit speechless to be honest.
13:31Got me!
13:35Oh my gosh, Dion.
13:37I can tell you something.
13:38I see Dion a little bit different now.
13:41Dion has a very naughty side to him.
13:45Like, there's naughty, then there's dark, and then there's Dion.
13:51したreade
14:01Welcome back to Big Brother Uncut.
14:04This year, I filled my house with sexy singles
14:08and they've tried all manner of ways to try and attract a mate.
14:12For some, it was floating.
14:14What are your thoughts on chihuahuas?
14:16Chihuahuas!
14:20For others, the weight of the heart
14:22was through the stomach.
14:24But it's honestly delicious.
14:26Like, it tastes great.
14:28It didn't taste amazing.
14:30But for one of our housemates,
14:32attracting a mate is all about
14:34the way you look.
14:36Dion,
14:38are you the most stylish
14:40housemaid in my house?
14:42Yeah, it is.
14:44Nothing can compare to when you walk out your door
14:46and you're looking like this.
14:48Looking this good, this clean. Let me tell you.
14:50Nothing compares, honey.
14:54Look at me.
15:00Ladies, move. Gentlemen, move.
15:02Let's go, baby.
15:04Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
15:06God, he's such a character.
15:08Let's say a grease lightning.
15:16I just say this all the time.
15:18Kanye West got nothing on this.
15:20Are they genuine?
15:22Of course, baby.
15:24They're a nice barley shoe.
15:26Lightning company pays, baby.
15:28If I walk down the street,
15:30even tradies whistle at me.
15:32They cat-call me.
15:34That's a fresh fade, man.
15:36I love looking at it.
15:42I literally said the same thing.
15:44I said it to him.
15:46He's just like, well, yeah.
15:48Did you do it yourself?
15:50Of course.
15:51You gotta do me, mate.
15:52Cuz you think I'm walking in this house with outfits like this
15:54that fresh fade.
15:58Get out of here, that's haram.
16:00No way.
16:02Show me the fade.
16:04Ready? Check the fade.
16:06Eww.
16:08It's a good fade, right?
16:10My style's unmatched.
16:12If I walked in this room and no one said nothing,
16:14I'd walk out and walk back in.
16:16I was gonna be so dirty.
16:18Love it.
16:20Yeah, it's mad.
16:21Makes your chest look even bigger than it is.
16:23Yeah.
16:25Every day.
16:26I'm never taking this off.
16:28Your style hasn't helped you with the ladies.
16:36Aside from being hilariously entertaining, filled with fun and laughter.
16:42My house can be a place of great education.
16:45A place to share advice.
16:47And your very best tips and tricks.
16:50And single mom, Taylor, isn't just a sheep farmer.
16:53She's gone viral online with her top tips.
16:57Do you have people sliding into your DMs?
16:59Yeah.
17:00She's a TikTok queen over here.
17:02Yeah.
17:03You do questions and stuff, don't you?
17:04Yeah.
17:05So they'll message me and be like,
17:06how do I finger a girl?
17:07Can you demonstrate how to make a girl cum?
17:12Yeah.
17:13And what, you put videos up of your...
17:15Of like, nah, bruh, you fucking grab me at it on top.
17:20Yeah.
17:22So it's like advice that I've picked up from women over my years.
17:26Yeah.
17:27It's actually really good.
17:28And then people will ask questions and just, yeah.
17:29And I'll answer it.
17:30I didn't know you did that.
17:31I gave a tip.
17:32I was like, I just made a video and I was like, right,
17:33the best advice that I can give in the bedroom,
17:35if you're going to give a guy a head,
17:37is imagine that their ex-girlfriend's in the room.
17:39Yeah, I saw that.
17:40And it blew up.
17:41And then it just blew up and then I was like...
17:42That's sick.
17:43That's actually good advice though.
17:44That's a good call, eh?
17:45Yeah.
17:46Imagine their ex-partners in the room.
17:47Yeah.
17:48That's a good idea.
17:49Yeah.
17:50You put on a show.
17:52There'll be nothing left.
17:54For my channel, what...
17:56If you could give one piece of advice,
17:58if I said, here, get on my channel.
18:00Yes.
18:01One piece of advice,
18:02what's your best sex or relationship advice?
18:04Oh my God.
18:06The guy should wipe the cum off the woman's back
18:09in the shower after.
18:10What?
18:13It is so hot.
18:15I've had a guy do it to me once.
18:17Oh my God, I died.
18:18I almost fell in love with him.
18:21And he like washes you.
18:23Oh.
18:24Yeah, you're getting spoiled.
18:25Yeah.
18:26I usually just get a towel.
18:27Yeah, literally.
18:28I don't know how he got taught this.
18:31This guy had a good mum.
18:34Like, it's the little things, honestly.
18:36That's such good advice for guys.
18:38Usually, the girl just gets up and towels herself down
18:41or washes herself.
18:42Yeah.
18:43He washes you.
18:45Oh, that is hot.
18:46It is, it is.
18:47What do you do, Dion?
18:48You just go, roll over and go...
18:50Okay.
18:53I'll get up, wet wipes,
18:55and then I'll take you to the shower myself.
18:57I'm so glad I know that now.
19:01Mama's watching.
19:02That's why you date mums,
19:03because we always have wet wipes.
19:17You're watching Big Brother Uncut.
19:20Where our singles have been in my house for a week.
19:24And it seems they've been having a hoot of a time.
19:27How do you reckon this year of Big Brother's going so far,
19:30Big Brother?
19:31Fantastic.
19:32You are a great bunch of housemates.
19:34Yeah, I'd say so too.
19:35I think it's been a great time.
19:37Are you having fun, Lewis?
19:39I'm loving it.
19:40Like, it's been fantastic.
19:42Like, everyone's a hoot, you know?
19:44A hoot?
19:45A hoot and a half.
19:46Big Brother, I'm pumped to be here.
19:49I am so happy to be here.
19:51I ain't leaving.
19:52I am having the best time ever.
19:55If my family are curious about me,
19:58tell them I'm having the best fucking time of my life.
20:01And I don't want to leave.
20:03I love your house.
20:05The housemates have been getting to grips
20:07with learning to live in harmony in a share house.
20:10Some did the cleaning.
20:23Others got on with the ironing.
20:29But the biggest takeaway this week
20:34is that putting an empty milk carton back in the fridge
20:37is not share house etiquette.
20:41Is there milk left?
20:42Yeah.
20:43I mean, who put the empty milk back in the fridge?
20:46Don't.
20:47That's a joke, right?
20:49This is a genuine bio.
20:51Is it a bio?
20:52Oh, that's hectic.
20:53That's a boy.
20:54That's not a girl.
20:55If that was a girl, I'd be concerned.
20:56Fuck no.
20:57I'm concerned.
20:58The kitchen was a hive of activity this week
21:01as the housemates learned to live with each other.
21:04But for one housemate,
21:06the kitchen is alien territory.
21:09What would you put on an omelette?
21:11I don't eat omelette,
21:12but I would probably do spinach, tomato, zucchini.
21:14Would you put green yogurt on an omelette?
21:16No.
21:17Okay.
21:18No.
21:19Can you cook, Dion?
21:21Cook me?
21:23That's a joke.
21:25I need help.
21:26Okay, go, go.
21:27I need help.
21:28Right.
21:29Okay, go, go.
21:30Okay, we need a little bowl.
21:31Go on.
21:32So I've got to whisk this, right?
21:33Yeah, yeah.
21:34Is this how you do it?
21:35Do you have to do this for me?
21:36Yeah.
21:37You've got to finish that.
21:38Yeah, look at that.
21:39Whipping up in the kitchen.
21:40Ay.
21:41Ay.
21:42Ay.
21:43Ay!
21:44Ay.
21:45Ay.
21:46Ay.
21:47Ay.
21:48Ay.
21:49Ay.
21:50Ay!
21:51Ay!
21:52Ay!
21:53Whipping up some eggs in my big mother kitchen.
21:55Ay!
21:56Ay!
21:57Ay!
21:58Ay!
21:59Ay!
22:00Ay!
22:01Ay!
22:02Ay!
22:03Ay!
22:04Ay!
22:05Is that it? That's it. So simple. So simple. Do I just pour this thing in there? Is that the other way it works? Yeah.
22:15Do you have your oven on?
22:17Okay, do you want it on seven? Maybe? Maybe. It's gonna be a little bit better for making that. Oh, yeah.
22:22Do you have a lid? It'd be like an omelette. Yeah. Is that shell in the thing?
22:30That's a shell man. That was him. You cracked that shell.
22:34Who knows? That's so funny.
22:36I don't think that cooking is one of Dion's best qualities, but he is quite funny.
22:42Hey, did you know, and this is honest to God truth, you girls won't know this, because this is news to Yaya.
22:48So, ball sacks have taste buds. Now, hear me out.
22:53If you put soy sauce in a bowl, put the bowl on the floor and you dip your nut sack into it, you can taste it in your mouth.
23:01I'm telling you.
23:02Hey, this is God's honest truth, yeah?
23:05So, I'm trying to cook it at the same time.
23:12Bro, I've never cooked in my life. I'm trying to talk as well.
23:14So, if you dump your bowl sack in any type of food, you can taste it in your mouth.
23:19What? I'm telling you.
23:21You're kidding.
23:23Let me get some soy sauce. I'm dipping your nut sack in some.
23:25So, anything. So, if I dunk my nuts in that egg, I'll take egg.
23:30But you've got to do this, and then after 30 seconds, you'll taste it.
23:33How do you know this?
23:34Huh?
23:35Have you tried it?
23:36All right, what's the odds of you doing it?
23:37Come to my room.
23:38You better use that.
23:41That's funny. That's jokes.
23:44Not all tasks are easy to navigate when you live in a share house.
23:50And Gracie Mae is finding one particularly difficult.
23:55I don't know when I'm going to poo. I'm too nervous to poo here.
23:59I have sage frites so badly.
24:01Yeah, because I never do, yeah.
24:03I think everyone will get that.
24:05Nah, I've been in that bathroom and it smelled like shit, so someone's going.
24:10I'm so proud of them.
24:11I'm really happy for them.
24:12Yeah, I'm jelly.
24:13I haven't gone yet.
24:15I'm too nervous.
24:16We all just need a little cheeky morning coffee.
24:19Yes! Oh my gosh, you know what? That's it. That's it. It's the coffee.
24:23Because I have a coffee and I'll shit myself with me.
24:25Yeah, I just smell coffee.
24:27Right?
24:28Yeah.
24:28We're good to go.
24:30I'm... I do, but I'm scared to poo, big brother!
24:36I'm a gal.
24:38I like to do my business in peace.
24:41You chuck me in a house with 15 other people?
24:46And I'm supposed to do my business when some of the doors don't even lock properly?
24:51I'm not working like a well-oiled machine.
24:56Big brother, play some music in the bathroom so I can try and poo. I'm scared.
25:04You've got this, Gracie Mae.
25:06Push harder. Push a bit harder.
25:12Is that Josh? Yeah.
25:14Are you pooing too?
25:15I just did one.
25:16I don't think it's going to come out. I'm so scared.
25:18I miss your head. Just do it.
25:20Yeah, well, it's not coming because I've got anxiety.
25:23Push harder.
25:24No, I'm scared to push.
25:25No, I'm scared to push.
25:26It's just me.
25:27I'm trying my best.
25:29We're ours, mate. It's fine.
25:32Oh, it's not coming.
25:35Well, Josh is in the lead.
25:38Going to the bathroom where there's hella hot dudes next to you?
25:44That's a violation, man. You're embarrassing me.
25:49I didn't think I would share a personal moment with Josh like that so soon.
25:55And to be fair, I'm quite upset about it.
25:58Why me?
26:00How are you going, Gracie Mae?
26:02Yeah, well, I've just flushed and I didn't poo, so not that well.
26:07This would have really been a perfect opportunity to poo as well.
26:11I feel like I've missed the boat.
26:14Anyways, thanks for your help, BB.
26:25This week, I served up a tennis-inspired date for Lewis and Gracie Mae.
26:31And it appeared they both had a ball.
26:34Here are some of the doocy bits you didn't see.
26:38I've always said I would be good at tennis.
26:40Did you?
26:41And now I get to prove it.
26:42I did tennis for school sport, actually.
26:45And we would wag and go get slushies instead.
26:49Well, that's going to serve you well today.
26:52Is the hair cute?
26:54Perfect.
26:55Big Brother, may I say this date sounds like an absolute ace?
27:01Do you want that?
27:02Big Brother!
27:06What is this?
27:08It's to protect you.
27:10It's to protect my puss.
27:12Miss off, Big Brother.
27:14At least it's going to look like something's down there now, Big Brother.
27:17I'm stoked.
27:19I'm truly going to film.
27:20Oh!
27:25I'm not putting that pussy protector on, buddy.
27:28Oh!
27:29Here, Gracie Mae, how do you like my balls?
27:32Oh!
27:33Ah!
27:34Ah!
27:35Ah!
27:36Ah!
27:37Ah!
27:38Ah!
27:39Ah!
27:40Ah!
27:41This is so sweet.
27:42Ah!
27:43Ah!
27:44Ah!
27:45Ah!
27:46Ah!
27:47Ah!
27:48Ah!
27:49Ah!
27:50Ah!
27:51Ah!
27:52Ah!
27:53Ah!
27:54Ah!
27:55Ah!
27:56Ah!
27:57I'm lost for words.
27:58Ah!
27:59Yeah.
28:00Cheers to that.
28:01Cheers to love, baby.
28:02Amen, key there.
28:03Cheers to love!
28:04Yeah, cheers to love.
28:05Cheers to love!
28:07Cheers to love!
28:08Cheers to love!
28:10Maybe I should've put that pussy guard on!
28:13Hello, Big Brother.
28:14Hello, Gracie Mae.
28:15How are you feeling today?
28:16I'm having the best frickin time, man.
28:19I'm loving it.
28:20I'm loving it. I'm in my element.
28:22I think I was put on this earth to be in your house.
28:25And what's the mood like in the house today?
28:28The mood in the house is phenomenal.
28:29Everyone's really, I think, grateful for the connections that they've made
28:32and having a good time.
28:35And you know what? There's the mood of love in the house.
28:40We currently have Jakey and Ari.
28:44I think he really likes her.
28:47OK, I need your help.
28:49Hang on, I've got your coffee.
28:50OK, let's go.
28:51I'm going to cut for...
28:55I'm going old school then.
28:57There's my cup.
28:58OK, leave it to me.
29:00There's husband material things.
29:02Yeah, it better be.
29:04I'm here for it. I ship them hard.
29:09How many exes do you have?
29:12Like, how many girlfriends have you had?
29:14Serious one?
29:14Yeah, like serious, yeah.
29:16Two.
29:17Two? Oh, that's good.
29:18Yeah, the first one was like high school sweetheart.
29:21Oh, that's what mine was and I broke his heart.
29:23Yeah, I was like 16. I was for a while.
29:2516 to about really 19.
29:27Oh my God, that's a very wild one.
29:29I'm on and off for like the last year or so.
29:31Sorry, am I making you swear?
29:32If you have, yeah, do it.
29:34Hey, mom.
29:35You've got two more people and that is Louis and Manet.
29:39Hey, those two are a hot couple.
29:42I'm so curious as to how this is going to go.
29:46Hey, you're so hot.
29:48What?
29:49You're so attractive.
29:51Just FYI.
29:52Thank you, Al.
29:54I wonder what we're going to get now.
29:56Now that we've been on this nice date.
29:59Whipped.
30:00Yeah.
30:00I think.
30:01We're just going to get shredded up the arse.
30:03Yeah.
30:04You might like that.
30:07Too far, too far.
30:09I think I'm very giving in relationships and stuff,
30:12but I'm not the same with just anybody I talk to.
30:14Like I'm very, I wait until, you know, later on.
30:17No.
30:18A year.
30:18No.
30:19I can't wait a year.
30:20No, I actually made my ex wait eight months, so it's okay.
30:23That's crazy.
30:24Eight months.
30:24Good by you.
30:26What did you make me wait eight months?
30:27Can't be too nice to you.
30:29You'll just expect it from now on.
30:31Loving watching that blossom.
30:33We've got the lovers.
30:35Our king and queen, Josh and Tay, man.
30:38I think that they have formed a real connection in the house.
30:41They are the sweetest little peas together.
30:45Their babies would be phenomenal.
30:48You're the most attractive girl in this house by far, in my eyes.
30:51I think, I think you're, yeah, you're a stunner.
30:54Thanks.
30:55A hundred percent.
30:56You don't take, you know, I hate giving you compliments
30:59if you don't take them that well.
31:02But, yeah.
31:04I like you a lot.
31:05Thanks.
31:06You are so fucking sassy.
31:08I'm not even that sassy.
31:09You are.
31:10You are.
31:12Oh, there's a whole lot of loving up in this bitch.
31:16See you, lovebirds.
31:18See you later.
31:19See you.
31:20Ciao.
31:23How funny.
31:23These lights are made too bright.
31:27I hate these cameras.
31:31It's this for me.
31:32Oh, it's really.
31:32It's really made.
31:34Yeah, I came back in and made it.
31:37Did you, you didn't.
31:38I did.
31:38Bullshit.
31:39You haven't made it.
31:40Bible.
31:40No, I think you didn't.
31:42Bible.
31:42I came back in and I made it.
31:43Oh, I don't think you didn't do it.
31:53Forever, apparently.
31:57You missy anyone?
31:58Well, that was good timing.
32:06Yeah, Dev's missing the family.
32:08For sure.
32:09What about you?
32:14At the moment, just my workmates.
32:16Oh, really?
32:18Missing the boys.
32:20Yeah, 100%.
32:20Can't wait.
32:23Can't wait to get back to work and see you again.
32:25Yeah.
32:25I can't wait to get back to work.
32:55I'll be here waiting.
32:59Take it through the darkest night.
33:02Searching for a new light.
33:06As the world's changing.
33:10I'll be here waiting.
33:13Everlasting, constant, crush, timeless love.
33:20Everlasting, constant, crush, timeless love.
33:25The housemates have only been in my house for a week.
33:37But some romances are already forming.
33:40Sorry, I mean, bromances.
33:42I'm not even looking at them.
33:43I'm just watching you.
33:44Jakey boy, he's a legend.
33:47I feel like we're both on the same wavelength.
33:50I reckon we've got one brain cell between both of us
33:52and we're sharing it.
33:53It's going back and forth.
33:56I love him to bits.
33:57I reckon you'd look good in touch
33:58because you're not tanned and shredded.
33:59Yeah, sleeve or something would be good, man.
34:01Yeah, that'd be awesome having that.
34:03I want to get Greek mythology, like Zeus and shit.
34:05Dude, that's proper.
34:06Across, like there's a big lightning strike
34:08that comes down here.
34:08There's like Zeus holding up on them fucking things.
34:11That's sick.
34:12That's proper, man.
34:13Love it.
34:13We'll do it first time together.
34:15Yeah, let's go.
34:15We'll get the same one.
34:17Yeah, that'd be cute.
34:18Same big chest hat.
34:19That'd be proper.
34:21Zach's my boy.
34:22My God.
34:23We have a beautiful bromance in here.
34:26He's definitely someone I'm going to be looking after in the house.
34:29He's my boy big brother now.
34:31Zach, do you intend to do any cleansing tonight?
34:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:39You know what?
34:41I have some cleanse for you, man.
34:42Let me take you through my, uh, my bedtime routine.
34:46Yeah, give me a look.
34:47What, every night?
34:48Yeah, so firstly, you'd like to get your face just a little bit damp.
34:52Just put a little bit of water, a little bit of texture on there.
34:54You want to get some on that?
34:55I'm learning something.
34:55Yeah.
34:56So you just want to get it nice and damp.
34:57That's perfect.
34:58That's exactly...
34:59That's enough?
34:59Yeah, that's moist enough.
35:01So you want to be a 20 cent coin on your hand right here.
35:04That sounds like a lot.
35:06We know what we're doing, Art.
35:09Let's just speed up the process.
35:11And now apply gently to your cheekbones and work around and towards the top of your forehead.
35:17And even slightly induce it into your beard.
35:20Induce it.
35:21Make sure you induce it into your beard.
35:24This is Jake Bell talk here.
35:26Is that enough?
35:27Zach, you're done now.
35:28We're ready to make the magic happen.
35:31Jake, I'm next.
35:32Slightly lukewarm water.
35:34Yeah.
35:35And now you apply it gently to your face and slowly rinse off.
35:38Just grab it and splash it onto your face.
35:40And you slowly...
35:42Look at that.
35:43Because you're worth it.
35:46You're a mean bath.
35:48Does it feel a bit more cleaner?
35:50Yeah, it does.
35:51It looks good.
35:52Dude, you're glowing.
35:54Bullshit.
35:57You see this?
35:58This is the future.
36:02Look at that.
36:06After surviving the first eviction this week, Jake and Zach put on a show for their fellow
36:12housemates.
36:13But the first thing they did before stepping on stage was recruit their glam squad.
36:18Do you want some lipstick?
36:19Yeah, alright.
36:20What colour do you want?
36:21I've got bright red.
36:22Red will be intense.
36:23You're gonna look like a cheap whore.
36:26Yeah, now we're talking.
36:28Yeah.
36:29I like that.
36:30Let's go red then.
36:31Yeah, might be talking.
36:32Do I pout?
36:33Do I pout or not?
36:38Be normal.
36:39Okay.
36:40Be normal.
36:41Close your eyes.
36:42This is so good.
36:47You look actually hot.
36:49Would you pick me up?
36:50Yeah, I'd pick you up.
36:51You pick me up?
36:52Oh, thanks, bro.
36:53Would you pick me up?
36:54Yeah, I'd try to pick you up.
36:55I'd buy you a drink, baby.
36:56And cheers.
36:57Look at the most buff nondas they're ever gonna see, man.
36:59You're gonna give it to him?
37:00Yeah!
37:01The biggest tondas ever!
37:03As the first week comes to an end, my house is definitely full of love.
37:10Goodnight, love.
37:11Goodnight.
37:12Love you.
37:13Love you.
37:14Love you.
37:15Mwah.
37:16Love you.
37:17Mwah.
37:18Mwah.
37:19Love you.
37:20Goodnight.
37:21Goodnight, baby.
37:22Goodnight, baby.
37:23Goodnight, baby.
37:24Goodnight, baby.
37:25You're not getting to bed, if you're alive.
37:27Do you want to make a stretch?
37:29Yes. Stretch.
37:31I can't even do that.
37:33Good night, my loves.
37:35Good night.
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