00:00Francesco over here!
00:02Hey, what was your strategy today?
00:04The strategy.
00:05Francesco needs a lot of strategy.
00:07It's very simple.
00:08You start the race, wait for Lightning McQueen to choke,
00:10pass him, then win.
00:12Francesco always wins.
00:14I got a team that we were in trouble for a while.
00:16That dirt track section had you crawling through a boring crush.
00:19Once three, you must first raise the horse.
00:22Hey, hi!
00:24You know what I mean?
00:25Vader! Hey, McQueen!
00:26What happened? Is the race over?
00:28He won, right?
00:29Vader, why were you yelling things at me while I was racing?
00:31Yelling?
00:32Oh, you thought...
00:33Oh, that's funny right there.
00:35Nah, see, that's cause I seen these two fellas doing some sort of karate street performance.
00:39It was nuts up!
00:40One of them even had a flamethrower!
00:42Flamethrower?
00:43What are you talking about?
00:44I don't understand.
00:45Where were you?
00:46He was on his dates.
00:47Your date?
00:48He started talking to me as a voice in my head, telling me where to go.
00:52What?!
00:53Wait a minute.
00:54I didn't screw you up, did I?
00:55I lost the race because of you!
00:57I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
01:00Imaginary girlfriend?
01:01Flamethrowers?
01:02This is exactly why I don't bring you along to these things!
01:06Maybe if I, I don't know, talked to somebody and explained what happened, I could have...
01:11I don't need your help!
01:12I don't want your help!
01:14Hey, there he is!
01:16Sorry buddy!
01:17Wait, you had him in the bed!
01:18Yeah, what happened?
01:19I made a mistake, but I can assure you, it won't happen again.
01:29Look guys, we know what the problem is and we're taking care of it.
01:33Here we go!
01:34Here we go!
01:35Lightning McQueen loses in the last lap to Francesco Bernoulli in the first race of the
01:39World Grand Prix.
01:40And three, count them, three cars flamed out, leaving some to suggest that they're fueled,
01:45all in all, tightly to blame.
01:47All in all, it's safe.
01:48Alternative fuel is safe.
01:50There is no way my fuel could cause these cars to flame out.
01:54Well, the jury may still be out on whether all in all caused these accidents, but one
01:58thing for sure, Lightning McQueen flew this race.
02:01Team McQueen can't be happy right now.