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01:00Roisin Conaty, on the show that sometimes doubles down on the news.
01:14G'day, I'm Adam Hills. Hello.
01:19Welcome to The Last Leg, the show that's currently rethinking
01:21some of the children's books at Port for Christmas.
01:24With me, as always, are the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe,
01:27and the man who thought a doctor's strike was what you get
01:29when your GP holds their Christmas party at a bowling alley, Alex Brooker.
01:39Now, if you missed the show last week, so did I.
01:44I was hosting Stand Up To Cancer, Josh and Alex were in charge of the show,
01:48and there was a plan for me to make it here from Stand Up To Cancer
01:52for the very end of the show.
01:54Yes, that was your plan. Apparently so, yeah.
01:56Somewhere during the plan, it became apparent
01:58the only way I was going to make it to the studio
02:00was on the back of a motorbike.
02:01Yep. I can't tell you how many things went wrong.
02:04There were roadworks, we hit every red light from Stratford to here.
02:08This is why I left Devon, for Devon.
02:11I fucked that up already.
02:14This is why I came back to host the show.
02:19At one point, we were stuck, and I'm not making this up,
02:2120 cyclists.
02:2320?
02:23In the road in Hackney.
02:25Fuck's sake, I employed 25, so five of them had done one there.
02:29At one point, the guy, so I was on the back of a motorbike,
02:31at one point, the guy in the front of the motorbike said,
02:33because you have little headphones here,
02:34you can talk to each other, he said,
02:35hold on, I'm going to try something.
02:39Now, the two places you never want to hear that
02:41are on a bike and in bed.
02:44Either way, my arsehole clenched.
02:48And in both cases, what we did was borderline illegal
02:51and involved me wrapping my arms around someone I'd just met.
02:55And I'd like to apologise to any bystanders.
02:57It was so...
02:58I was so close to making it to...
03:00Oh, I thought you were going to say...
03:01I thought you said I was so close on the back of that bike.
03:05We were close, too.
03:07Once I got changed, I tried to get to the studio again.
03:10I was so close to making it to air.
03:12We had our social media guy, Jordan,
03:14filming on a phone when I arrived,
03:15in case we could use it for this week's show.
03:17So I'm going to show you his footage
03:18alongside what was genuinely going on air
03:21in the studio at the same time
03:22to show you just how close I came to making it.
03:26We've just heard Hilsie isn't going to make it back,
03:29but we've got one more surprise hands.
03:32AJ and John, can you take the hands mascot,
03:35costume off to reveal our final winner behind you?
03:39There we go.
03:41It's Matt's specialist nurse!
03:42We're going to make it!
03:43Oh, yeah!
03:44Oh, yeah!
03:44Oh, yeah!
03:45Oh, yeah!
03:46Oh, yeah!
03:47Oh, yeah!
03:48Oh, yeah!
03:49Oh, yeah!
03:50Oh, yeah!
03:51Oh, yeah!
03:52Oh, yeah!
03:53Our names are Josh Winnicum.
03:54And Alex Buster.
03:55We'll see you next week for the next league.
03:57Oh, yeah!
03:58Woo!
03:59I can be a new place for you.
04:02Can you see?
04:03Can you see?
04:04Can you see?
04:05Oh, yeah!
04:06I can hand away the pair, oh, yeah!
04:08Oh, yeah!
04:09Ha!
04:10No!
04:11Go, man, you can't see!
04:12I will hand fire you forever!
04:15Can you see?
04:16There we go.
04:17You can take my hands away!
04:20My hands away
04:47That will get off it
04:50Can I just say you were running like your arse I would clench?
04:54But I thought I was going because I thought my pizza had turned up
04:58You had the look on your face of someone who knows he's just missed out on his appearance fee
05:04We are live on your telly right now so you can send us any questions you want about the news
05:09Messages on Instagram the hashtags is it okay?
05:12WhatsApp the number is 07956175908
05:15Or you can scan the QR code on your screen
05:17For example is it okay that Alex got a DM from his hero last week?
05:23Yes I did DM you
05:25Go on Brooks what happened?
05:27Well so it was big news for me this week so I did a
05:31Thierry Henry got a lifetime achievement award at the BBC Sports
05:34Personality of the Year awards and I did a video
05:36And he played soccer for Arsenal right?
05:39Yeah football he played football he did
05:43He was very good at it mate
05:45And yeah so I did this video and then like on Wednesday morning he just started following me on Instagram
05:52And I have never have a look at this is so this is it he nine seconds after he followed me I screenshotted that
05:59That is the fastest these little hands have ever moved
06:03When you consider that you ejaculated and cleaned up between them
06:07But I was so excited and he was very lovely he sent me a message to say thank you
06:13He sent me a DM to say thank you for the message
06:16Yeah and I was losing my shit
06:18And then I worried about you know what do I
06:20What do I want like what do I reply back because I don't want to
06:23I don't seem too thirsty but at the same time all I want to say
06:26You just recorded a video about how much you loved him
06:28Well yeah and I just wanted to reiterate what I said in the video
06:31But yeah I sent him a message back and I was like oh he's not going to reply
06:36But then and then Thierry Henry responded to Alex's message while we were having a last leg meeting
06:42And can I say normally if I've got my phone out during the meeting he gets yump
06:46How do you know how can you tell the Aussie eyes mate
06:52We recorded Alex's reaction to getting this response from Thierry Henry
06:56Oh my god he's typing
06:59Oh I feel sick
07:01Oh
07:03Hopefully I can see you soon
07:07Can I just say
07:20Just say that that's that's my version of the Kevin McAllister ad but I can't reach my
07:27Right so I'll do the half McAllister
07:30Um yeah it was awesome
07:33I can't wait till it's revealed that Thierry Henry's had his Instagram account hacked
07:38Alex just got another message saying I've got some problems with my bank
07:42Can you chance for me £10,000 please?
07:44But like how many people follow you that have a statue of themselves?
07:48Well I am followed by Horatio Nelson
07:51So have you replied to him saying hopefully I can see you soon?
07:54Because like
07:56I know what are you right like I don't know February 14th
08:00Do you have plans for Christmas?
08:03I wouldn't put it past you do right just Zootropolis 2
08:06I think the worst response to hopefully we'll see each other soon would be
08:11I'm outside your house
08:12Well the good thing is I found a motorbike rider who actually gets you there quite quickly
08:18I'll say he does
08:20But we were so we loved that little clip of Alex and his little excited face
08:25So we've turned it into this week's hottest meme
08:27Hopefully I can see you soon
08:30I said ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh baby turn the lights on me
08:35Now the big story this week Donald Trump is suing the BBC
08:40Suing the BBC for $10 billion
08:44Now you might remember that's because the BBC made an edit on an episode of Padorama
08:48That is perfectly demonstrated in this clear before and after clip
08:50We're gonna walk down to the Capitol and I'll be there with you and we fight
08:59We fight like hell and if you don't fight like hell you're not gonna have a country anymore
09:04We're gonna walk down to the Capitol
09:06And we're gonna cheer on our brave senators and congressmen and women
09:20And we fight we fight like hell and if you don't fight like hell you're not gonna have a country anymore
09:26So basically a simple edit. Yeah, it was probably a dumb thing to do
09:30But according to Donald Trump the BBC went about five steps further as he revealed in this accusing clip
09:34In a little while you'll be seeing I'm suing the BBC for putting words in my mouth literally to put words in my mouth
09:42They had me saying things that I never said coming out. I guess they used AI or something
09:47Well, just think just think if we'd had AI we could have made you arrive on time hills
09:55But he didn't literally put words in his mouth
09:59I would have loved to have seen him literally put words in his mouth
10:01I would love to have seen Nagamanchetti shove Scrabble letters in his gob
10:06Like she's stuck in a turkey
10:08Look yes it was a bad edit but as far as using AI that is an absolute pile of
10:13Oh
10:19What happened to my buttons? What's that?
10:21What happened to my buttons?
10:23That's what my kids are gonna be saying when they see their selection boxes next week
10:27Yeah, so we may have
10:29We may have made a few changes to the buttons
10:32We weren't here so we made the buttons more proper related
10:34We kind of made things more
10:36What did you do? Did you just use 90s tunes?
10:39Well, yeah
10:43You got me!
10:45Nothing without my buttons
10:47In fact, I kind of feel like I'm
10:49Lying without will
10:52Look, what I'm trying to say is they were set a certain way
10:57I liked it the way they were set
10:59Now that I'm back behind the desk
11:00I want it that way
11:04I'm actually starting to like them
11:06All right, anyway
11:07They're staying for next series, let's be honest
11:10Back to Donald Trump, why do... what do we think of him suing the BBC for $10 billion?
11:15Well, I mean, I'm looking forward to Panorama doing a Panorama on him suing them over Panorama
11:21I'm worried about the hike in the licence fee
11:25When we get the licence fee through and it's $1 million each
11:29I think the BBC, I don't think he's, well, he's not going to win
11:33No
11:34I think the BBC have got a great defence and that their big form of evidence that they didn't make him seem like a bad guy
11:39will be to show anything that he's ever said, ever
11:44And look, this is all part of Trump's pattern
11:47One, sue a media company for a ridiculous amount of money
11:50Two, force them to either spend loads of money defending it
11:53Or three, wait till they offer up a settlement
11:56Four, take the settlement, then know that they and every other media company is now too scared to say anything negative about you in case you sue them again
12:04This sets a dangerous precedent
12:05Because news outlets are supposed to keep governments to account and they can't do that if they're scared of being sued by that government
12:12That's the journalistic equivalent of
12:14Lying with our wings
12:18Can I tell you the mad thing is, those buttons have been used more this week than what I did last week
12:23So how should the BBC deal with it?
12:26Oh, easy
12:28Edit together, Donald Trump's speeches so it looks like he's saying I'm no longer suing the BBC
12:32I think cos he's so, you know, he's so childish
12:36Yeah
12:37I think they should kind of, they should lure him in
12:39Cos he's gonna be, they'll go, alright, you win, you get 10 billion
12:43But if we win, we get Disney and the White House
12:47Richard Osman's White House of Games
12:50It's a great show
12:52Well Trump's claiming he's been defamed by the BBC
12:54But you're right, there are a few things that are gonna make it tough for him to win
12:57One, the court case is being tried in Florida
13:00But the program didn't go to air in Florida
13:02Or anywhere in America
13:04Which means Trump has to prove that people watched it illegally on a VPN
13:07And that it caused damage to his reputation
13:10So right now in Florida there's a lot of guys trying to convince their wives
13:13They've been using their VPN to watch Panorama
13:16Slamming your laptop
13:18It was an antiques road show
13:20But no-one's watching it in Florida
13:22It's literally called the Sunshine State
13:25No-one is staying indoors to watch Panorama
13:28Like Will Smith in Miami
13:30It wasn't playing in the city when the heat is on or lying on the beach to the break it on
13:33Or downloading a VPN and watching Panorama
13:37Do you know Will Smith?
13:38Don't pretend that you're not loving those buttons now, Hillsy, you feel like a DJ
13:47The BBC has vowed to defend itself
13:50Which is funny when you consider they couldn't even stop Channel 4 from taking Bake Off
13:53If the BBC...
13:55If the BBC win though
13:57You company man!
13:59You miss one episode, you start praising the bosses
14:02If the BBC win, surely we get to take possession of some American assets
14:05Yep
14:06Maybe change Mount Rushmore to, I don't know, Joe Mahler, Alan Carr, Nick Muhammad and Celia Imri
14:12I think, I think we should ask for Ghostbusters Firehouse
14:16Yep, yep
14:17And then that thing from Ghostbusters 2, the big, the Statue of Libby
14:21And...
14:23Yeah, that's the one
14:25You know that prop they had in Ghostbusters 2?
14:28Yeah, yeah, yeah
14:30Yeah, that's the only thing it's known for
14:32Expensive old prop that, wasn't it?
14:35Do you know that prop was so heavy, they've had to leave it there
14:38If Trump wins then, does he take possession of the BBC and its assets?
14:43Because the last thing the world needs is Donald Trump in charge of an army of Daleks
14:46Well I tell you what, Greg Wallace will be back in the BBC before you know it
14:49I think the BBC have got a way out though, because even if he does win and he's using them, he can do what like, they can do what all businesses do
14:59Yeah
15:00When they can't pay it back, they basically declare themselves bankrupt and then they start again under a different name
15:04Yeah
15:05Call themselves British Broadcasting Limited
15:07Yeah
15:08The BBL
15:09And I know what you're thinking
15:11Ah, that's already taken by the Cosmetic Surgery Brazilian Bum Lift
15:15Yeah
15:16But no, because I think it could work
15:17I wasn't thinking that to be honest, no
15:19Well I think it could work for an ident
15:21Have a look at this
15:22Amazing, amazing
15:38To be fair, Brooker, you look good in that idea
15:43Look, it is a massive week for the US President
15:45He refused to rule out a war with Venezuela
15:47He's created something called the Patriot Games
15:50And he was shocked when the board he chose to run the Kennedy Center changed its name to the Trump Kennedy Center
15:57How was he surprised by that?
15:59Even John F Kennedy saw that one coming
16:02Trump then posted about the tragic death of director Rob Reiner in a way that ironically turned the distastefulness up to 11
16:09Meanwhile, the Epstein files are currently being released on the same day that YouTuber Jake Paul goes head-to-head with professional boxer Anthony Joshua
16:17So it's a good night if you want to see rich entitled men suddenly having their careers ended
16:22And I just thank you for not making a joke about the England cricket team there, thank you very much
16:26Oh, how would that have fitted in?
16:28Well, because they're rich entitled men are about to have their careers ended tonight
16:31Oh, okay
16:32Haven't been lying to cricket, how's it going?
16:34About as well as the show went last week without you, thank you very much
16:39Now I'm not saying Donald Trump is trying to distract from the Epstein files
16:42But this week he made some changes to the Presidential Walk of Fame in the White House
16:46That now looks like this
16:48You know like when a restaurant has photos of all the famous people
16:54Yeah
16:55I think further down there's a photo of Darren Day with his arm round the chef just saying
16:59Best tapas in Soho, Darren Day
17:01Now you might remember a few months ago Donald Trump replaced the photo of Joe Biden
17:06With this picture of an auto pen
17:08This week he added plaques under each president's photo with his own opinion of their presidency
17:14This is in the West Wing
17:16For example the plaque under Biden's photo now says, and this is a direct quote
17:20Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in American history
17:24Taking office as a result of the most corrupt election ever seen in the United States
17:28Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented disasters that brought our nation to the brink of destruction
17:34Trump's press secretary Caroline Levitt said the descriptions were mainly written directly by the president
17:38To which the rest of the world said, no shit Kaz
17:44I love the fact that so under Trump's own one
17:46Yeah
17:47It's so long what he describes himself as
17:49It's like one of his tweets and at the bottom it kind of says plaque one of two
17:54Apparently when Trump was challenged over the wording on the plaques he said
17:57I want it that way
18:01You're getting into him it
18:02Yeah
18:03Andy said, is it okay that the Trump administration says sign language services intrude on Trump's ability to control his image
18:10And that raising this will get me banned from the USA
18:12Yeah, so disability groups were up in arms this week
18:16Sorry, I'll rephrase that
18:20Disability groups were hopping mad
18:22No, no, that's not gonna
18:23Ramping up their con-
18:24No, no
18:25Absolutely furious
18:27As the White House said
18:28They would not be providing sign interpreters at Trump's press conferences
18:32Because it would quote
18:33Severely intrude on the president's prerogative to control the image he presents to the public
18:38Now, I know one thing
18:40I know this
18:41It is very hard to sign interpret for Donald Trump
18:43I know a lot of sign interpreters
18:44I work with them a lot doing stand up
18:45Because
18:46Trump goes off on so many different tangents
18:48He starts here
18:49He goes over here
18:50He goes over here
18:51Never finishes a thought
18:52So as a sign interpreter you're like
18:53I don't know what sentence to sign right now
18:56Also, that funny little dance he does
18:57That could be interpreted as
18:59Oh, yeah, that one
19:00Yeah, that's something different
19:01Yeah, that's I'm wanking off TK
19:03That is the emoji Alex and Thierry Henry
19:07But they got him blocked
19:11Now, the other thing about Trump is he implies a lot when he speaks
19:14He says stuff and the meaning is slightly hidden
19:17But as a sign interpreter you have to kind of get that meaning across
19:20So it's really, really tricky anyway
19:22And look, this week Trump gave an address from the White House that was so shouty
19:26It looked like he'd forgotten to turn his hearing aid on
19:28Here's the annoying clip in which he puts the tan into tangent
19:31In the end government either serves the productive patriotic hardworking American citizen
19:39Or it serves those who break the laws, cheat the system and seek power and profit at the expense of our nation
19:47What in the living fuck are you talking about, you apricot arsehole
19:54And stop shouting, you're on a microphone
19:56Do you know what I mean?
19:57You had a case of apricot arsehole off the microphone, didn't you?
20:00You're not talking to thousands of people in a stadium, you're on the telly
20:04You're only talking to two or three people at home on the couch
20:06You don't need to shout
20:07Look, there's a reason I don't start this show by going
20:10G'day, I'm Adam Hills
20:12Welcome to the last leg
20:14Although that felt good
20:16I genuinely, that's how we started it last week
20:20Oh, I noticed
20:23To give you an idea of how hard it is to interpret for Donald Trump
20:27We're going to show you that clip again
20:29And we're going to have it interpreted for you
20:31We're also going to show you what the interpreter is actually saying
20:34To see whether or not it interferes with Trump's image
20:37In the end government either serves the productive patriotic hardworking American citizen
20:44Or it serves those who break the laws, cheat the system, and seek power and profit at the expense of our nation
20:51Look at Minnesota where Somalians have taken over the economics of the state
20:57And have stolen billions and billions of dollars from Minnesota
21:01And indeed from the United States of America
21:04And we're going to put an end to it
21:06And for so long as, before my election
21:09The vast majority of good and decent Americans were forced to
21:13And can we please thank Gavin Lilly
21:23Thank you, Gavin
21:24Round of applause for Gav
21:25All right, let's welcome tonight's guests
21:30A comedian who co-hosts Last One Laughing
21:32And another comedian who was the last one standing on the TV show The Wheel
21:35Please welcome Roisin Conaty and Fatia El Ghori
21:49Hello, hello, hello
21:51Hi
21:52Welcome to you both
21:54Both
21:55Uh, either of you ever used a sign interpreter, Fatia?
21:58I, I've never used one but I've been at a show where there's one
22:01Yeah
22:02So I just kept on going
22:03And they had to go
22:05I just kept on saying it after
22:08I didn't even do punchlines
22:09I just went, anyway, my name is
22:11And what do you both make of Trump suing the BBC, Fatia?
22:17I think, um, well, they fucked up, innit?
22:20Yeah
22:21But he's a wanker, innit?
22:23But I've got an idea, I know how to make their money back
22:25Yeah
22:26If they just commission my sitcom
22:29LAUGHTER
22:32It doesn't make the money, innit?
22:34OK, love it
22:35Um, Roisin?
22:37I think Trump respects hard men
22:40That's the only way
22:41So I think they shouldn't try
22:42I think they should just tell him to fuck off
22:45Oh, yeah
22:46I think they should go absolutely ape on him
22:48And just tell him to fuck off
22:50And then he'll be like, I love the BBC
22:52Yeah, that's who he likes
22:53See, that's who he wants to be friends with
22:55So I think they should tell him to do one
22:57Which BBC star should we get to do it?
22:59Um...
23:00Ross Kemp?
23:01No
23:02Is he on BBC anymore?
23:03Oh, I don't know
23:04Have you not...
23:05Have you not watched Bridge of Lies?
23:07LAUGHTER
23:09Um...
23:10One of the Strictly Lotta records
23:12Ooh, nice
23:13Yeah
23:14Craig Revel Horwood
23:15Oh, Craig Revel Horwood
23:17Now, um...
23:19Uh...
23:20Earlier this week
23:21I was asked to read a poem
23:22At a Carols concert
23:23For motor neurone disease
23:24Um...
23:25It was a lovely night
23:26It was a really lovely night
23:27And they sent me a really nice poem
23:28A kind of funny poem
23:29About the difference between
23:30Christmas in England
23:31And Christmas in Australia
23:32Uh...
23:33For me to read at the concert
23:34But...
23:35And it was all about, you know
23:36Christmas on the beach
23:37And that kind of stuff
23:38What happened at Bondi Beach
23:39Last weekend
23:40It felt a little weird to do that
23:41So I ended up rewriting the poem
23:43As a tribute to what happened in Sydney
23:45Which is where I grew up
23:46It's my hometown
23:47Um...
23:48And if it's okay with you
23:49I thought I'd read that poem tonight
23:50So...
23:51This is my little, um...
23:52Little...
23:53Christmassy
23:54tribute-y poem
23:55Christmas in Britain
23:58Is charming and cold
23:59With jumpers
24:00And jingles
24:01And carols of old
24:02But I'm Aussie by nature
24:03So let's just be clear
24:04Barbecues count
24:06So does icy cold beer
24:07I've done Christmas down under
24:09With sun cream and sand
24:10And Christmas in Britain
24:11With frostbite on hand
24:12One has cicadas
24:14The other has sleet
24:15But both have bad telly
24:16And too much to eat
24:18Sydney is sunny
24:19London is wetter
24:20And the less said about the ashes
24:22The better
24:23But Brits and the Aussies
24:25Will always be mates
24:26As we both thank the Lord
24:27We don't live in the States
24:31But evil rears up
24:32Every now and again
24:33As some don't believe
24:34In goodwill to all men
24:35And use a nice holiday fest
24:36By the beach
24:37To make a world full of joy
24:38Seem way out of reach
24:40But look for the helpers
24:41A wise man once said
24:43The people who think
24:44With their hearts and their head
24:45The people who do
24:46What they know to be right
24:47Look for the love
24:48Look for the light
24:50Cause all around the world
24:51People showed their support
24:52From New York
24:53To Paris
24:54Right down to Earl's Court
24:55Whatever religion
24:56We all made a fuss
24:57Saying there were just two of them
24:59There are millions of us
25:01Whether Muslim or Christian
25:03Hindu or Jew
25:04Deep down
25:05We all know what's the right thing to do
25:06So no matter what happens
25:07This time of the year
25:08Bring your loved ones around
25:09And gather them near
25:11If you're a Brit
25:12Or an Aussie
25:13Or half in between
25:14May your paddock be golden
25:15Your tree evergreen
25:16May your Christmassy lunch
25:18Have no family clashes
25:19But I'll say it again
25:21Don't mention the ashes
25:23Whether Hanukkah
25:24Kwanzaa
25:25Christmas or none
25:26Happy holidays all
25:28And I hope you have fun
25:29And remember the words
25:30Of good old Saint Nick
25:32Merry Christmas to all
25:34And don't be a dick
25:35We'll have all our sleep for you after the break
25:44We'll take a wobbly step into Christmas
25:46We'll see you in a little bit
25:47Wollum said the person from the BBC to tell Donald Trump to fuck off should be David Attenborough
26:09Oh
26:11Yes
26:12I love that we've accidentally created a great text in
26:16Text in with who should tell Donald Trump to fuck off
26:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, hit us up on WhatsApp
26:21Tell us who you think should tell
26:22Why are you limiting
26:24I can't say limiting
26:25Why are you limiting it to one?
26:27BBC's got a huge employee base
26:29Yes
26:30Yeah, a whole just
26:31Oh my God
26:32They can do it
26:33I think the whole country should get involved
26:34Well all at once
26:37All at once
26:38At midnight
26:39On New Year's Eve
26:40Everyone tells Donald Trump to fuck off
26:44Two
26:45One
26:46Fuck off
26:47Alright, look
26:48It's only six more sleeps until Christmas
26:49Five more sleeps until our Christmas Eve special
26:51And three more sleeps until Thierry Henry unfollows Alex on Instagram
26:57Why is he going to unfollow him?
26:59Oh, he'll watch something that Brooker posts and go
27:02No, I can't be associated with that
27:04I made a joke about us and we did do very well last week
27:08I made a joke that we didn't do very well
27:09I told you to be proud of yourself
27:10Let's get into the festive spirit
27:12Let's start with Christmas traditions
27:13Do you guys have any Christmas traditions?
27:14We
27:15So I don't celebrate obviously
27:16Obviously
27:17But we do
27:18Obviously like everyone's off
27:19So we all get on my mum's and then we have like we make a dinner and then like yeah have fun
27:35Yeah
27:36We don't do presents or trees or none of that luck but we do do the food
27:40Interesting, okay
27:41Spending time with family
27:42Spending time with family
27:43Yeah
27:44The worst bit
27:45There are people behind me applauding what you just said
27:53And just so you know you may be on camera
27:55Roisin?
27:57Oh I've got traditions Adam
27:59I've got blimmin' traditions alright
28:01My traditions are I come from a very big family and I've got lots of friends
28:06I'm very popular
28:07And lots of them show up unannounced
28:10And by unannounced I mean I forget they're showing up
28:13Yep
28:14And so a lot my Christmas tradition is people showing up
28:16Me pretending I need the loo I need to make something
28:19And then I'm going rummaging and wrapping in another room
28:22And re-gifting something I've already got
28:25But trying to find something really quick in a short space of time
28:28Right
28:29And I once someone brought me like a you know a rubbish ten pound sort of body cream
28:34And the only thing I had was a record player
28:36Because I'd given away everything in previous gifts
28:39Rummage and wrapping
28:41And so I gave them a record player that then had to re-buy for myself
28:43Because a friend who bought me the wrapping player was coming round record player in a few days
28:47Happy Christmas
28:49In big Christmas news something that made Alex very happy
28:53I watched Home Alone for the first time last week
28:56I've shocked you all
28:59Ironically I was home alone
29:01Which means I now understand this that happened on the show
29:05And this
29:07Still don't entirely understand this
29:11I think it's I genuinely I couldn't believe that you hadn't seen it
29:16But I think it's lovely that you've watched it now
29:19Yeah
29:20So like when I watched it for the first time
29:21I was the same age as Kevin McAllister
29:24And now you've watched it for the first time
29:26And you're the same age as the old Geezy with the shovel
29:28So
29:29I think part of the reason I didn't see it when it was released
29:33I was 20 at the time
29:34And I was in that age where
29:35It's weird for a 20 year old to go and watch a kid's movie on his own
29:38But you've you had a bit of a
29:41Yeah I mean when I saw when I saw El for the first time
29:45I was like 19 and I went like three times
29:47And I'm not weird
29:48But yeah there was a big so this week
29:51So this is one of the few things that I've ever been able to talk about
29:54On the show that's been sent to me on one of my WhatsApp groups
29:57And my mates
29:58Yeah
29:59So my mate Humsey sent me this thing
30:00Basically it was a TV choice
30:02So this was their reviews of the Christmas films
30:05Babe
30:06Can I just ask a great question
30:07Your mate reads TV choice?
30:09He just sent it
30:10Is it an 80 year old brand?
30:12So he sent it
30:13Babe
30:14Five stars
30:15Right
30:16Yeah
30:17Home Alone
30:18Four stars
30:19Now unless that reviewer is David Cameron
30:21That is bullshit
30:22I think Babe
30:26I think Babe
30:27Is a five star film
30:28And I think it's better than Home Alone
30:32I don't think that
30:33I just wanted to see what Brooklyn would do
30:35I'm going to say Five Star Babe
30:37Sounds like a film I did watch when I was
30:39There we go
30:49In other Christmas news
30:51A poll was revealed this week
30:52That nearly a third of the British public
30:54Think Santa would vote for Zach Polanski
30:56And the Green Party
30:57Which is surprising considering how much coal
30:59Santa goes through
31:00What do you think on that?
31:01Also
31:02Yeah he's going down chimneys
31:03It's one of the main reasons we've got chimneys
31:05I don't think we should
31:06I don't think
31:07I think this is madness
31:08Yeah
31:09He's based in the North Pole
31:11Yeah
31:12If he's not going to pay taxes in this country
31:14He doesn't have a fucking say
31:15What do you think?
31:16What do you think?
31:18I think so
31:19Because he's got a zero carbon footprint
31:21Yeah
31:22However
31:23The RSPCA are not going to like him
31:24Because he works those animals to the bone
31:26Yeah
31:2724 hours
31:28He goes around the whole world
31:29Are you mad bruv?
31:30You know what I'm saying?
31:32No
31:33Roisin
31:34I don't
31:35I think people project onto
31:37When we like people
31:38We project onto them
31:39The values we have
31:40Yeah
31:41But what we've all learnt
31:42About you know
31:43Old celebrities
31:44Is
31:45And he's you know
31:46He's an old guy
31:47He's been around for hundreds of years
31:49You don't want to
31:50I reckon if you had a Wikipedia page
31:51It's not going to be great
31:52So you just don't
31:55I don't think you can project
31:56Very progressive views on that
31:58That old creeping in the house at night
32:00In the kids room guy
32:02You know
32:03That's very optimistic gear
32:05You've got going on there
32:06I think it makes sense
32:07That Santa would vote green
32:08Because if anyone's worried
32:09About the ice caps melting
32:10It's him
32:11And also
32:12Much like Zach Polanski
32:13A lot of grown-ups
32:14Don't believe in him
32:15Christmas also means
32:17It's time for the darts
32:18At Alipali
32:19Both of which have
32:20Red-faced men with big bellies
32:21But this year
32:22There's been an unwanted guest
32:23Oh mate
32:24It's just been
32:25It's been a week
32:26Of high drama already
32:27At the darts
32:28But they're
32:29The Alipali wasp
32:30Yeah
32:31I don't know if you've
32:32Heard about this
32:33It's basically a wasp
32:34That's been knocking about
32:35In Alexandria Palace
32:36During the darts this week
32:37For four days
32:38Five days
32:39Breathing in
32:40All the beer fumes
32:41Absolutely
32:42Off its nut
32:43Just upsetting everyone
32:44It's genuinely
32:45One of the darts players
32:46Actually brought
32:47Wasp killer
32:48Just in case
32:49It was like pissing off
32:50All the darts players
32:51Yes
32:52Yeah yeah yeah
32:53And now look we wanted
32:54We couldn't afford the footage
32:55Of the wasp from Sky Sports
32:56Because it's sports footage
32:57And that costs loads
32:58Alright
32:59We wanted to show you
33:00So we've mocked up
33:01Our own version
33:02Of the wasp
33:03In action
33:04Here it is
33:05Of the
33:14Oh
33:15What was that?
33:16I'm keeping it down mate
33:17Chill out
33:18Woah
33:19Thanks
33:20I'm not going
33:20Get away
33:21Get away
33:22Jesus
33:24You
33:25don't
33:26You
33:27someone in a minute. That was not on.
33:33You know what?
33:37That looks so much better than I thought it was going to look.
33:40We'll have more lastly for you after the break as we hand out our
33:42alternative sports personality of the year awards. We'll also unveil
33:47another mystery guest. We'll see you in a little bit.
33:57Welcome back to Last League. We're joined by Fatia El Ghorey and
34:05Roisin Conaty. Last night the BBC crowned Rory McIlroy as their
34:08sports personality of the year of 2025. Congratulations.
34:13Although personally I thought Rory McIlroy deserved it for this
34:15candid moment at the Ryder Cup this year.
34:18That funk is looking tasty.
34:20Guys shut the fuck up.
34:22And look it's all well and good to celebrate sporting excellence but
34:31what about the forgotten heroes? Like the guy who took this
34:34incredibly timed photo of Italian tennis player Jasmine Paolini at
34:37the US Open this year that was just tennis photo of the year.
34:43So the guy from Kneecap.
34:48We thought we'd highlight some more heroes now with this.
34:52So I'm going to start by nominating two Australian twins who lip-sync on social
35:05media to iconic pieces of sporting commentary. This was their hilarious
35:10take on the moment Scotland qualified for the World Cup this year.
35:14There's McLean. He's going to shoot.
35:16He's done! He's done! He's done!
35:18He's done!
35:19He's done!
35:20He's done!
35:21He's done!
35:22He's done!
35:23He's done!
35:24He's done!
35:25He's done!
35:26He's done!
35:27I have never seen anything!
35:28Crichton is incredible!
35:30And from Mattes is Kenny McLean!
35:32With practically the last kick of the ball to absolutely rubber-stamp Scotland's place!
35:36And the 1-0 Cup!
35:37I'm going to say it right now, we have too much time on our hands in Australia.
35:52Josh?
35:53Oh, let me highlight a sport we don't talk about enough.
35:57Yep.
35:58In July, 33 teams from countries including the UK, Japan, Australia and France competed
36:04in the litter-picking World Cup.
36:07Wow.
36:08There's something we could be good at. Team Smile Story from Japan won.
36:11You could say they cleaned up.
36:12LAUGHTER
36:13LAUGHTER
36:14No?
36:15LAUGHTER
36:16Let's have a look at it, Adam.
36:17Let's have a look at it.
36:18So here we go.
36:19Look at this!
36:20This is sport now!
36:21And then there's the British team.
36:22There's the Japanese team.
36:23Look, if we can't clear the darts B, this is what Channel 4 need to be showing now.
36:41LAUGHTER
36:42So I'd like to nominate the British team.
36:44OK, Fetya, who would you nominate?
36:45So I would nominate Mo Salah.
36:47Yeah.
36:48Not for the reason you think, right?
36:49Basically, every Christmas he has like a massive Christmas tree and him and his family wear
36:54Christmas pyjamas and they take a picture with gifts and all that and he just gets shot
36:58to shit by, like, the Muslim community being like, what are you doing? You're a Muslim,
37:03it's Christmas.
37:04And he's like, yeah, whatever, bruv, shut up.
37:06LAUGHTER
37:07And I love it.
37:08I just think he's a legend.
37:09OK.
37:10He's a legend for doing that.
37:11Raj?
37:12Well, I've got one.
37:13I don't know if it'll be allowed, but then I saw the litter-picking, I thought,
37:16it's going in.
37:17LAUGHTER
37:18I think Oasis, because I feel like them getting back together felt a bit like,
37:24and did a tour, was a little bit like watching Rocky get off the mat, like, off the...
37:29LAUGHTER
37:30You know, like, it felt like...
37:31And then it got to the end they won.
37:32I thought, Oasis felt like...
37:33It was a sporting achievement.
37:34Yeah.
37:35Lovely.
37:36And it was that feeling of, like, when England are in the World Cup or something.
37:40Yeah.
37:41It was a good thing when you went to Oasis, although it ended happily.
37:44LAUGHTER
37:45Uh, Brooks?
37:46Yeah, well, this is bittersweet for me, because mine was going to be the Ali Pali Wasp.
37:51Yeah.
37:52But then we found out today that...
37:54He's dead.
37:55..it may have been killed yesterday by one of the darts players.
37:58Oh, God.
37:59It's sad moments.
38:00So, I just, er...
38:01If it's possible, can I just have a little moment of reflection
38:06for what the Ali Pali Wasp has done this week?
38:08Sure.
38:09Thank you very much.
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38:58Has Angie been in the news because A, she has a reindeer that thinks it's a dog?
39:04B, Angie bought a pig in blanket that looks exactly like Lana Del Rey?
39:10Or C, Angie bought a turkey from the butcher that was delivered alive?
39:16Oh, God. I know. What are your thoughts?
39:21ANGIE! I don't know.
39:23I think the answer to that question is intrusive.
39:34Can we get our made into a gift, please?
39:37I tell you what, have a think about it.
39:40Mull it over. Sing Angie to yourself for a little while.
39:44We'll reveal a mystery guest after the break and we'll end the show with a very special Christmas performance.
39:50We'll see you in a bit.
39:53Welcome back to Last Leg. We're joined by Fatia El Ghori and Roisin Conaty.
40:09Now, before the break, we challenged our guests to work out how this person is connected to the news.
40:13Can we have the options again, please?
40:15So, does Angie have a reindeer that thinks it's a dog?
40:21Did Angie buy a pig in blanket that looks exactly like Lana Del Rey?
40:26Or did Angie buy a turkey from the butcher that was delivered alive?
40:31What do you guys think?
40:33I think... I think I know this, so I'm going to let Roisin, um, sweat it.
40:40All I've got is that song. OK, I think, um...
40:47I think you've got a sausage that looked like Lana Del Rey.
40:53Does that line up with what you were thinking, Fatia?
40:56No. Oh, no.
40:57What were you thinking?
40:58I'm excited, though, because if it is, I'm...
41:00when we say bring out the pig in blanket that looks like Lana Del Rey,
41:03that's when we get the BAFTA.
41:05What do you think?
41:07I think it's the deer, because I remember seeing a clip,
41:10because I watch TV a lot, because that's who I am,
41:13and I think it's the deer.
41:16All right, do you want to...?
41:17She looks like she don't take shit, man.
41:19Do you want to go deer and Roche, do you want to go sausage?
41:22I always want to go sausage.
41:25LAUGHTER
41:28All right, Angie.
41:29That's the sign.
41:30Happy Christmas!
41:31Why is Christmas?
41:33Can we get that made into a GIF as well, please?
41:35Roll with that.
41:36Angie, so you've got one H.
41:38Angie, can you please tell us how you're connected to the news?
41:42I've got a beautiful baby reindeer called Lars,
41:45who's grown up his dog.
41:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:49I suppose the question is, why did your reindeer think it's a dog?
41:59When he was only two or three days old,
42:02he needed help being fed, so he came into the house,
42:06and he's basically lived with the dogs and myself since.
42:10Aww.
42:11And you can see pictures of him.
42:13So when people come to your house...
42:14Which one's the reindeer?
42:16LAUGHTER
42:17When people come to your house, they sing,
42:18Angie, Angie, is it a dog, is it a deer?
42:23Is it going to get the antlers?
42:26Is it going to get the antlers soon?
42:27It's got little antlers this size,
42:29and then they'll fall off in the next few months,
42:32and then they'll go a new set.
42:33A bit like me, but not quite.
42:35LAUGHTER
42:36Angie, thank you so much.
42:38Have a happy Christmas.
42:39Happy Christmas.
42:40Thank you, Angie.
42:41All the best to you, dear.
42:42LAUGHTER
42:43What's this?
42:45What kind of post...?
42:46What kind of guests...?
42:49Why aren't we getting antlers?
42:51I don't know why they were given to us.
42:52You're more than welcome.
42:53I'll tell you why it's inclusion.
42:54They felt jealous because of me.
42:56LAUGHTER
42:57They were like,
42:58I'll let us have some headgear, innit?
42:59Yeah, I'm just out here better than yours.
43:00You look shit!
43:01I'm just out here.
43:02Bareback in my head.
43:04All right, Josh has been defaming the last seven days.
43:07What have you got?
43:08First up, we got a message from Simon Adam.
43:10And he said, er...
43:13Stratford to White City is 35 minutes on the Central Line.
43:16LAUGHTER
43:18And somebody would have given up their seat for you.
43:21LAUGHTER
43:22And the other is a behind-the-scenes.
43:24Yeah.
43:25There was a bit that was meant to be in the show
43:26where me and Brooke had dressed up as a pantomime horse
43:28and did dressage.
43:29In Tonight Show?
43:30Yeah.
43:31We did it in rehearsal.
43:32It wasn't good enough in rehearsal.
43:34LAUGHTER
43:35And it was deemed so bad it couldn't go on TV.
43:37Bearing in mind what makes it in.
43:39LAUGHTER
43:40But they did film it
43:42and now they're telling us we should show the audience
43:44what our rehearsal was.
43:45OK.
43:46Would you like to see us trying to do pantomime horse dressage?
43:48Yes.
43:49Is it as good as the wasp?
43:50LAUGHTER
43:51We'll let you be the judge.
43:53That was like AI.
43:54LAUGHTER
43:55We're in the zone now.
43:56Yeah, we're not talking to you, we're in the zone.
44:03I like it.
44:05What?
44:06What is going on?
44:09LAUGHTER
44:10We'll go round here.
44:11Yeah.
44:12Oh my good lord.
44:15Looks like a Pixar version of Human Centipede.
44:20All right, we are about to end the show with a very special performance from the Music Man Project, which is a choir made up of people with learning disabilities who've performed at the London Palladium, the Royal Albert Hall and for His Majesty the King. They also gave a spectacular concert in Rome last week. David, who is the leader of the choir, what's next for the Music Man Project?
44:35Well, Adam, I've got a world exclusive for everyone here. Yeah. Because on October the 7th, next year, the Music Man Project will play Broadway in New York.
44:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:52Because on October the 7th next year the Music Man Project will play Broadway in New York
45:06We are so happy to have you close the show for us tonight, but before we do would you please thank our guests Fatia Al Gorey
45:15And my co-host Josh Whittacombe and Alex Brooker
45:18We'll be back on Christmas Eve with comedian Harry Hill and presenter Alison Hammond and we'll have a Christmas sing-along with Rick Astley
45:26But right now this is the Music Man Project performing Jingle Bells. Thanks for watching The Last League. My name's Adam Hills. See you next week for The Last League of Christmas
45:48I'm a host of Lossary
45:50Make you stare as bright
45:52But fun it is to ride us in a sleigh
45:56It's fun tonight
45:57Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way
46:00Oh a fine is to ride, one horse over the sleigh
46:04Hey!
46:05Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way
46:08Oh a fine is to ride, one horse over the sleigh
46:12Hey!
46:13Dashing through the sleigh
46:15Dashing through the sleigh
46:15Dashing through the sleigh
46:16On a little horse over the sleigh
46:17Oh the fields we go
46:19Åžu thing o'er desta
46:20Hימion
46:22A horse over the sleigh
46:22Altún the Other League
46:24Make your spirits bright
46:26But fun it is to ride, it's in a sleigh
46:28It's fun tonight
46:29Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bellments, Jingle Bells
46:34Oh a fine is to ride in a 100% josh
46:36Oh, Single Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
46:38I'm a lot.
46:39Jingle Bell, Jingle Bells, Jingle the only.
46:41Oh my little privilegi I look soys
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