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00:44It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for The Last Leg.
00:49Tonight on the show, the Chancellor rips up the manifesto.
00:53A newcomer cuts through in New York.
00:55And we have a crack at the new John Lewis ad.
00:58Plus, we'll be joined by social media star GK Barry, comedian Judy Love, and leader of the Green Party, Zach Polanski.
01:05On the show that breaks down the news of the week.
01:18G'day!
01:20Hello, I'm Adam Hills. Welcome to The Last Leg, the show that now thinks Alan is the dodgiest car since Tesla.
01:28With me, as always, are the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe, and the man who thought Wandsworth was a bargain shop in Harry Potter, Alex Brooker!
01:33Look, we've got loads of news to cover tonight, but we're normally covering awkward disability moments on this show.
01:45And this week, Josh posted one of his own after a gig. Have a look at this.
01:49Just come off at half-time in London, no. I need to tell someone this.
01:55The first thing I did was I came on, asked a guy in the front row his name, and he didn't respond.
02:01I thought, that's rude. So I asked him again, and he didn't respond.
02:04And then his wife pointed at his stick, and he is blind.
02:09LAUGHTER
02:11APPLAUSE
02:15I think you've got to blame the wife, haven't you?
02:24LAUGHTER
02:25I don't think you should feel embarrassed about that, because that bloke was sitting there thinking,
02:30why have they taken me to see Zippy?
02:32LAUGHTER
02:34Well, you can't just not ask someone their name for fear they'll be blind.
02:39That's no way to live your life.
02:41Though I have now got a policy of not saying hello to dog walkers.
02:44I just don't...
02:45LAUGHTER
02:46I thought you were going to say not saying hello to disabled people!
02:48LAUGHTER
02:49I ignored both of you when I turned up today. I ignore the disabled.
02:52Yeah, that's the thing that happens all the time, though.
02:54Like, I've seen that happen.
02:55I was once at a gig where a blind guy in the audience got really angry with the comedian on stage
03:00and got up out of his seat and started shouting at him.
03:03But because he was blind, he was shouting at where the voice was coming from,
03:06so he was actually shouting at a speaker.
03:08LAUGHTER
03:11The comedian was on stage 20 feet to his left going,
03:13I'm over here, you dickhead.
03:14LAUGHTER
03:16Was that comedian you?
03:17LAUGHTER
03:18It was not.
03:19And, look, Josh isn't the only person this has happened to,
03:21so we called on our blind correspondent, comedian Chris McCausland,
03:24to give us a few tips on how to spot a blind person in the audience.
03:29I've just got a few little pointers for you,
03:31so you can avoid it happening again in the future.
03:34First of all, look out for dogs on white sticks.
03:36That is the main giveaway.
03:37You really should have picked up on that one, Josh.
03:39Failing that, anybody brandishing a tuning fork.
03:42That can be a giveaway.
03:43As you know, us blind people, we do love tuning the piano.
03:47We usually always got one with us, just in case I've left mine at home today,
03:52but you get the point.
03:53Anybody wearing sunglasses indoors, that can be a major giveaway,
03:58unless it is Bono.
03:59Now, I must stress, you do need to check that it isn't Bono.
04:03And finally, you know, many of us blind gentlemen,
04:07we do have abnormally large penises,
04:10so I would urge you to check the bulge.
04:13It can be a giveaway.
04:15And, um...
04:16Anyway.
04:17APPLAUSE
04:18Now, we are live on your telly right now,
04:28so you can send us any questions you want to ask us about the news.
04:31Message us on Instagram with the hashtag IsItOK?
04:33WhatsApp, the number is 07956175908,
04:37or you can scan the QR code on your screen.
04:40In particular, we'd like some questions tonight
04:42to throw at the leader of the Green Party, Zach Polanski,
04:45when he appears on the show in a little bit.
04:47It's like Prime Minister's questions, but on WhatsApp.
04:50DMQs.
04:52For example, someone called Sheik has already asked us,
04:54Zach, what seasoning do you recommend eating the rich with?
04:58Ooh.
04:59Ooh.
05:00And Harry said,
05:01would you rather fight one horse-sized duck
05:03or a hundred duck-sized horses?
05:05All right, that's the hard-hitting questions
05:07we're going to get later in the show.
05:08Look on to the big stories now.
05:10Trevor said,
05:11is it OK that Rachel Reeves is going to break
05:12the Labor manifesto promise of no tax rises again?
05:15So, this week the Chancellor gave a long speech
05:18preparing us all for the budget,
05:19which isn't for another three weeks yet.
05:21Like, it was basically a soft launch.
05:23Like, when celebrities are slowly getting the public
05:25adjusted to their relationship.
05:27You know, like when Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau did this
05:29in what looks like an obviously staged shot on a boat.
05:32I mean, this week Rachel Reeves kind of did the same thing
05:35but without the photos.
05:36Which is a shame.
05:38I really wanted to see this.
05:41By the way, the red box is not wearing a swimming costume
05:43in that photo.
05:45And if it was, it would be called a budget smuggler.
05:47Oh, that is great stuff.
05:50Now, the budget...
05:52That is absolutely my kind of humour.
05:55That on the Australian version is going to rip it.
05:58Yeah.
06:00Look, the budget isn't for a couple of weeks,
06:01so why is she doing this now?
06:03I think she's kind of testing...
06:05She's kind of testing the waters.
06:07Yep.
06:08See how we react to it.
06:09You know, kind of like if you've ever had a conversation
06:11with your other half and you try and test the waters
06:13and you just kind of throw something in conversation,
06:15it would be like, oh, how's your day at work?
06:17By the way, I was thinking of going to Bruges with my mates
06:18for four days, but how was your day at work anyway?
06:20Sorry, did you say...
06:21Did you mention Bruges?
06:22I didn't.
06:23Did you say Bruges?
06:24I didn't.
06:25I didn't mention raising taxes.
06:26Did you say it?
06:27Is this based on something personal?
06:30I'm going to Bruges for four days in December.
06:32By the way, that's for you lot,
06:34because it's when we're on this show.
06:37Is Rachel Reeves making the budget sound worse
06:39than it actually is going to be?
06:41Do you think she's painting a worst-case scenario?
06:42Yeah, I think so.
06:44But I think she should have just gone further.
06:46You just go,
06:47I've heard rumours income tax is going to be 99%.
06:50I've heard rumours that, you know,
06:52I'm going to put 2p on a Cadbury's cream egg.
06:54And then when she doesn't, or...
06:56Someone was genuinely angry there!
07:00Or she could have just got Alan Carr to say
07:02there's going to be no tax rises, but then giggle.
07:04Opposition leader Kemi Badenoch described Reeves' speech
07:08as a waffle bomb.
07:10Which, by the way, one of my top five bombs.
07:13It goes waffle, bath, photo, dive,
07:15and the one you get when Miriam Margulies is on the show.
07:18The C-bomb.
07:20Oh, Tom Jones is watching this going,
07:22I can't believe he's not gone with sex bomb as one of his...
07:24LAUGHTER
07:26He's gutted!
07:28If only Kemi Badenoch had described it as a sex bomb!
07:32LAUGHTER
07:34The Sun published this exposing list of 15 reasons Reeves gave
07:37for why tough decisions might have to be made in the budget,
07:39and then pointed out she didn't take any responsibility herself.
07:42It's... I don't know if you can read all of those.
07:44It reads like the rejected lyrics from a shaggy song.
07:47Like, Tory XPM Liz Truss?
07:49It wasn't Reeves.
07:50Ex-Chancellor Kwasi?
07:51It wasn't Reeves.
07:52Come on, all together now!
07:54Rishi Soon acts black hole?
07:56It wasn't Reeves.
07:57Donald Trump and his tariffs?
07:59It wasn't Reeves.
08:00Now, the problem faced by...
08:01LAUGHTER
08:04Someone described this show recently as, like,
08:06pest them with knob gags.
08:07LAUGHTER
08:08And...
08:09I don't even think we're that good.
08:10LAUGHTER
08:11The problem faced by Rachel Reeves
08:12is that a lot of Britain's public services need funding,
08:14especially prisons.
08:15So, this week, two more prisoners
08:17were accidentally released from jail,
08:18prompting the majority of the British public
08:20to utter this iconic line.
08:22You're joking.
08:23Not another one?
08:25LAUGHTER
08:29I'm going to say prison escapes
08:30are getting a lot easier these days.
08:32Yeah.
08:33Shawshank Redemption would have been as good a film
08:35if Andy Dufresne had, like,
08:37tunnelled out, swum through shit
08:38and then Red just walked past on an admin error.
08:41LAUGHTER
08:42You know, he's like,
08:43yeah, they wrote Ted, I'm free.
08:44People are wondering why on Andy Dufresne's sale wall
08:46he's just got a sexy picture of David Lammy.
08:48LAUGHTER
08:49I think that, cos it's underfunded,
08:51I think they may...
08:52My theory is they've started having substitute prison officers.
08:55Like when you had substitute teachers at school...
08:57Oh.
08:58They're bullshitting them.
08:59Like we did.
09:00So they're turning round...
09:01All the prisoners are turning round to the substitute prison officers
09:03and going, no, no, no, no,
09:04they normally let us serve our sentence in the park
09:05if it's a nice day.
09:07LAUGHTER
09:08You know, like, one in, one out at a club,
09:11I think they should operate a one out, one in policy.
09:14LAUGHTER
09:15So whenever someone's accidentally released from prison,
09:17we just accidentally put a random person in prison.
09:20LAUGHTER
09:21David Lammy stepped in for Keir Starmer this week
09:24and we now need to update this button.
09:26Um...
09:27It's not been a great week for the...
09:29Deputy...
09:30Prime Minister.
09:31LAUGHTER
09:32Honestly, he forgot to wear a poppy for Remembrance Day.
09:34I mean, the clue's in the name, Dave.
09:36LAUGHTER
09:37He had to be handed one by a backbencher.
09:39He then claimed it was because he'd bought a new suit that morning
09:41and had forgotten to transfer the poppy from his old suit,
09:43but then one of his aides said he actually bought the suit
09:46the previous week.
09:47See, I think I know what's happened.
09:49Yeah.
09:50He's down at Taylors.
09:51He's on the phone to work.
09:52He's looking down at the church going,
09:54no, just let them out.
09:55No, let...
09:56You've got to...
09:57LAUGHTER
09:58You've got to let them out a bit and then there you go.
10:00That's the problem.
10:01I think it's very unfair that...
10:04So basically what's happened is David Lammy's forgotten
10:07to put a poppy on a suit.
10:09Yeah.
10:10And then he said, well...
10:11And then so people had a go at him.
10:13Yeah.
10:14And then he said, genuinely, I bought the suit that day.
10:16And then people said, what the fuck are you doing?
10:19Buying a suit on the day you do your first ever PMQs
10:22and someone's been released from prison.
10:24Yeah.
10:25And then his aides have said he didn't buy it that day at all.
10:28Haven't they?
10:29Yeah.
10:30Is that right?
10:31Yeah.
10:32So he can't win?
10:33Yeah.
10:34He'll see.
10:35I'm just...
10:36I'm just...
10:37Why is he at Moss Bros?
10:39The morning of fucking PMQs.
10:42Like, that is not how you operate.
10:44They're looking at him going, you're on stage in an hour and a half.
10:48Why is he at Moss Bros?
10:51And they're like, you've left your poppy.
10:53He's like, too late, I'm going to the Houses of Parliament.
10:56He then evaded multiple questions about the prisoner releases
10:59and decided not to return to make a statement about it
11:01after reportedly being advised by colleagues
11:03it would be career suicide.
11:05You know you've had a bad first day on the job
11:07when you leave the room, say, oh, I might duck back for a sec,
11:10and your colleagues go, no, that would be career suicide.
11:13Well, do you know why he didn't go back?
11:14Oh, sorry.
11:15No, no, no, go, go, go, go.
11:16Well, the reason he didn't go back...
11:17Yep.
11:18...he had to go and settle his bill at Moss Bros.
11:21Career suicide, like, that's a political equivalent
11:23of saying I'd give that five minutes if I were you.
11:25By the way, I can't believe they went with career suicide
11:27and not, like, a lamby to the slaughter.
11:32I think we're doing lamby puns.
11:34Can I offer on the suit a mutton dress...
11:36I can't offer.
11:39I think, like, things are just going so badly
11:42for Labor, aren't they?
11:43It's going so badly that I've heard that Keir Starmer
11:46is going to be that United fan,
11:48and he said that he's not going to have a haircut
11:50until they go five days without fucking up.
11:53This is what I think he looks like at the moment.
12:00So, look, why is all this happening?
12:01Prisons were already under strain when Labor came into power,
12:04so they brought in an early release scheme
12:06to ease the pressure.
12:07Now, unfortunately, the system can't cope
12:09with the amount of people being released,
12:10and, as you can see from this helpful graph,
12:12accidental prison releases have gone through the roof,
12:15although some of them walked out the doors
12:17and a few climbed over the wall.
12:18Hey!
12:20Both of the men who were released are now back in prison,
12:22but yesterday one of them told ITV News
12:24he was handing himself back in
12:26and their cameras captured the moment it happened
12:29in this cheeky video.
12:31There he is!
12:34Hey!
12:36What?
12:37There's a massive irony in the fact that I...
12:39He's struggling to get back in.
12:41Look!
12:42He goes and tries and says,
12:43no, that door don't work!
12:46He walks back in with a cigarette
12:47and then he gets an extra year for smoking inside.
12:50It looked like he was entering the Big Brother house!
12:52Look, the problems with the PRISM system...
12:56PRISM system?
12:57The problems with the PRISM system
12:58are reflected in the health system,
12:59the education system
13:00and a lot of the UK's public services
13:02that simply need more funding.
13:04But, how is Rachel Reeves going to pay for all this?
13:07Clearly, the Chancellor's got a juggling act on her hands
13:09and a lot of eggs in her basket,
13:11so what better way to demonstrate that
13:13than with an actual juggler and actual egg?
13:15APPLAUSE
13:19All right.
13:24Now...
13:26The Prime Minister has placed his trust in Rachel Reeves...
13:28Can I just say I'm so excited for this moment?
13:31LAUGHTER
13:33The Prime Minister has placed his trust in Rachel Reeves
13:35to deliver a budget that balances the books,
13:37but she's got to keep a whole lot of other things in hand as well.
13:40Firstly, she needs to find a way
13:42to fund crumbling public services.
13:45But she also needs to abide by her own fiscal rules.
13:48Oh, my word.
13:49Plus, she's dealing with an economy
13:51reeling from a pandemic
13:52and a global economic crisis.
13:54And she's trying to feed off threats from reform and the Greens.
13:57All while trying not to break the manifesto promise
14:00of not raising taxes.
14:02Problem is, if she drops just one of these,
14:04Keir Starmer will end up with an egg all over his face.
14:07Oh!
14:08Oh!
14:09Oh!
14:10Oh!
14:11Oh!
14:12Oh!
14:13Oh!
14:14Get them on him!
14:16Just him in the face!
14:18LAUGHTER
14:19APPLAUSE
14:20Oh, no!
14:21It's him!
14:22Josh!
14:23Oh!
14:24Oh, no!
14:25It's him!
14:26Josh!
14:27Oh!
14:28Oh, no!
14:29Oh, no!
14:30It's him!
14:31Josh!
14:32Oh!
14:33Oh, no!
14:34Oh, no!
14:35What is going on?
14:37By the way, do not lift those goggles up.
14:39I saw that episode of Biker Grove.
14:41LAUGHTER
14:42All right, let's welcome tonight's guest,
14:44social media star, GK Barry,
14:45social media star and comedian, Judy Love,
14:47and social media star and leader of the Green Party,
14:49Zach Polanski!
14:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:52What am I doing?
14:53What am I doing with my life?
14:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:55Right out there, Chief.
14:56APPLAUSE
14:57Zach, firstly, I apologise for doing that in front of a vegan.
14:58I was going to say.
14:59Sorry.
15:00Now, this is the first time you've been on the show,
15:01but it's not the first time you've been at the show.
15:02No, I've been in the audience twice, actually, in the last ten years.
15:09I do.
15:10I've got a warning, though.
15:11A warning.
15:12I was sat there laughing at the jokes.
15:13I didn't think a few years later.
15:14I was gonna say sorry now this is the first time you've been on the show
15:18But it's not the first time you've been at the show. No, I've been in the audience twice actually in the last 10 years
15:27I've got a warning though a warning. Yeah, I was sat there laughing at the jokes
15:31I didn't think a few years later. I'd be a party leader. So because
15:36Streeting over there you want to be careful admitting that you've taken free tickets, mate
15:40Oh free gear kid, don't give it back Zach
15:47Grace how do you feel about labor's week? It's been a lot. It feels a little bit like with the budget
15:53You know when you've done bad on an exam and you go home to your parents and you go it was so bad
16:00I'm gonna be living on the streets. Yeah, and then when you get like a C. It's like oh
16:05It wasn't too bad. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, you try and make it seem worse than it actually is
16:09Yeah, right. Yeah, Judy. Yeah, I mean look, you know
16:17Come on, let's go
16:20They just chatting they're chatting there's so much chat in there and it was it's almost like when you go on a date with a man for the
16:26Fourth time and he still don't want to commit and he's just chatting a bag of foolishness
16:31That's what it felt like. It's like what is this what's going on? How bad is it gonna be? Are we gonna get a ting or not? What's happening?
16:38I thought we were just going for dinner Judy. Well
16:43Zach what were your thoughts on it? Well, I was gonna give political analysis, but they're just chatting that she doesn't
16:48It's just there's always tricky decisions aren't they but they're tricky decisions for people in poverty
16:52For people who are unemployed for disabled people when are they gonna be tricky decisions for multi-millionaires and billionaires and actually tax for rich?
17:07I mean show me a man that's come on live TV to get some votes
17:11Oh
17:21Now look Zach we do want to give you a test tonight, but in order to prepare for that test
17:24I need Alex and Josh to head over there and do a couple of things Alex put on some leathers drop Josh strap on a helmet
17:33What kind of test is this?
17:35Well Sky News Sky News said that you give authentic answers and I know you like that in a politician Judy, right?
17:41Yeah, you like trying to look for my questions. Yeah, you like an authentic answer coming from a politician of course
17:47I want the truth nothing but the truth
17:49You know I want you to you bare your soul before it comes out in the newspapers a year later
17:54Do you understand what I'm saying? I want you to be real with us. Yeah, and you have some kind of connection
17:59Mmm, so so we're gonna test you on that in a quick-fire Prime Ministerial press conference
18:03Let's do this
18:19So is that what do you do with these Mike?
18:22We're gonna we're gonna throw some questions at you you have to answer them without waffling
18:26Okay, no waffle bombs if you do waffle to punish you as leader of the Green Party
18:31Josh and Alex are gonna rev a motorbike and release pollution into the atmosphere
18:39How much does he look like the crazy frog?
18:41I'm going to start, if you waffle they rev.
18:54Here we go.
18:55Jacob said, with Labour reform and the Tories all attacking disabled people, how would the
18:59Greens do disability differently?
19:01Nothing about us without us.
19:02We need to make sure that disabled people are at the centre of policy around disabled
19:05people.
19:06Actually if we create better housing, if we make sure our transport is more accessible,
19:10that's good for everyone, especially disabled people.
19:13OK, well done.
19:14Grace.
19:16Who would you cast to play climate change in a movie?
19:21Nigel Farage, he's full of hot air anyway.
19:23Oh!
19:24OK.
19:25Is there a horn on this?
19:28Horatio.
19:29It's more stressful than question time, I'm just saying.
19:31Horatio said, why is the Green Party so firmly against nuclear energy?
19:35Because Sizewell C has taken like 27 years to build, it's like creating the fax machine
19:39right now.
19:40We need to invest in renewable wind and solar.
19:42Alex.
19:43Yeah, I've got a big one for you.
19:45So, wind farms, trees, pandas, snog, marry, kill.
19:48Go.
19:49Snog for pandas.
19:50What?
19:51What were the other ones?
19:53Wind farms and trees.
19:55So you've got to marry one and kill one.
19:57Marry the pandas.
19:58I don't want to kill any wind farms.
19:59I don't want to kill anyone.
20:00Tony.
20:01Have you ever watched porn somewhere you shouldn't by accident?
20:05Obviously.
20:06LAUGHTER
20:07Oh, no.
20:08LAUGHTER
20:09Cinnabon said, many young people feel disconnected from politics, what do you think are the
20:22best ways to get them more involved and have their voices heard?
20:24Yeah, stop saying we're inspired by young people.
20:26Let's actually help them to get into positions of power.
20:28Nice.
20:29We need to invest in young people, give them the resources, the confidence and the
20:31skills to actually represent themselves.
20:33Great.
20:34Yes!
20:35Gosh.
20:36I've got any more questions.
20:37Do you think you'd be better as a traitor or a faithful?
20:40LAUGHTER
20:41Um, Claudia Winkleman.
20:44I like it when she just shouts at people.
20:46Yeah.
20:47I still can't believe Alan killed Paloma.
20:48LAUGHTER
20:49Kai said, could you clarify, because some are confused, what the Green Party's stance is
20:52on NATO?
20:53Yeah, Donald Trump is an unreliable ally.
20:56He's, you know, he's someone who wants to annex Greenland.
20:58Yeah.
20:59I want to look at peace and diplomacy, working with our European neighbours, that's
21:02very threatening.
21:03Right.
21:04OK.
21:05Have you ever sacked off a paper straw for a plastic straw, be honest?
21:10Er, no.
21:11LAUGHTER
21:12Who does that?
21:13I have.
21:14Sorry.
21:15We need to talk.
21:16Sorry.
21:17Final question from Marty.
21:18Marty said, do penguins have knees?
21:20The penguins have knees?
21:21Yeah.
21:22Er, if they choose to, however they self-identify.
21:25LAUGHTER
21:26APPLAUSE
21:29Well, we'll have more of our last leg for you after the break.
21:32We'll throw more of your questions at Zach, and we'll check in on the new mayor of New
21:36York.
21:37We'll see you in a little bit.
21:38LAUGHTER
21:39Welcome back to Last Leg.
21:40We're joined by GK Barry, Judy Love and leader of the Green Party, Zach Polanski.
21:58People have been messaging questions for Zach.
22:01Jack said, what's your go-to Tesco meal deal?
22:04Hmm.
22:05Er, the vegan kind of hummus falafel thing.
22:07God, I am the stereotype, aren't I?
22:09LAUGHTER
22:10It's all right, man.
22:11Someone said, has Zach ever smoked green, and if so, was it organic?
22:14LAUGHTER
22:15All I'll say is we need to legalise and regulate.
22:19We shouldn't be putting people in prison for cannabis.
22:21What?
22:22Hey!
22:23LAUGHTER
22:24Alex, you've got a question?
22:25Yeah, I've got a big one for you.
22:27So, I heard the thing that, you know, years ago, years and years ago...
22:31I know where this is going.
22:32Well, look, there was a story that you'd said you could make women's boobs bigger through hypnotherapy.
22:37Really?
22:38I know the thing is that you've apologised for that.
22:40Can I just say, your two heads moved at such a speed?
22:42LAUGHTER
22:43She's like, now she wants to jump.
22:45The big thing is...
22:46I don't need them any bigger boobs.
22:48LAUGHTER
22:49Well, I know that that was kind of exclusive to boobs, but how are you with hands?
22:53LAUGHTER
22:54It's funny, because in the green room you were talking about other body parts.
23:04LAUGHTER
23:05Oh!
23:06Oh!
23:07Oh!
23:08Oh!
23:09Oh!
23:14I think Brooke has just met his favourite politician.
23:16Oh, do we?
23:17Yeah.
23:18Captain Number said, what are your thoughts going into COP30?
23:21How would our participation be different with you leading the UK?
23:24Well, we need to show global leadership.
23:26It's outrageous.
23:27We've got a Prime Minister who says that he wants the greenest government ever,
23:30but he's still drilling for oil and gas, opening new roads, opening new airports.
23:35We also need to recognise that the Global South and countries like Jamaica
23:38that have just suffered a horrendous hurricane, we have a contribution to that
23:42and we need to be taxing the fossil fuel companies, the oil and gas companies,
23:45and making sure we keep fossil fuels where they belong, in the ground.
23:48Mm.
23:49I think it's...
23:50APPLAUSE
23:53I think it's a bit presumptuous that Zach thought that question was for him
23:56rather than the rest of them.
23:57LAUGHTER
23:58There are rumours that the reason Keir Starmer has gone to the COP climate summit
24:01in Brazil is that he's worried about losing voters to you.
24:04Do you think that's the reason he's gone?
24:06I think he's just gone for a break.
24:08Yeah.
24:09I think for him, hearing about how the earth is on fire
24:12is probably better than his usual day-to-day, isn't it?
24:15LAUGHTER
24:16Look, I don't understand why we keep having COP summits.
24:18Like, we know the planet's fucked.
24:20Do we need to get together every year to confirm it?
24:22That's like me and Alex going to the doctor every six months
24:24to see if our feet are still missing.
24:26Yeah.
24:27And to go so far?
24:29What the hell? You can't do it by Zoom. What's going on?
24:31Yeah, right?
24:32I find that mad to Zoom.
24:35CEO of Zoom's in the audience.
24:37LAUGHTER
24:38You know, I don't...
24:39That's what...
24:40I don't understand what I don't...
24:41You can do climate awareness on Zoom.
24:42You can do speed awareness on Zoom, apparently.
24:45Heard?
24:46LAUGHTER
24:47Do you know what I think?
24:50And you have to show your face.
24:52LAUGHTER
24:53I think we would take COP much more seriously
24:55if we counted down rather than up.
24:57Like, if it started at COP 20 and then it went 19, 18
25:00and all the way down to one.
25:01Also, every time I look at you two there,
25:03I'm going, Prime Minister, Deputy.
25:05LAUGHTER
25:06Thank you!
25:07This week, Labour announced a shake-up of the national curriculum
25:09as all primary school children in England
25:11are going to be taught about topics like global warming,
25:13how to spot fake news and how mortgages work.
25:15Huh?
25:16Even considering an A-level in AI.
25:18How are they not calling that an AI level?
25:21LAUGHTER
25:22But, yeah, I don't...
25:23I'm...
25:24I don't think...
25:25I don't think it can work.
25:26Cos I think school is the biggest hotbed
25:29of misinformation in the world.
25:31Anyone who's been to school knows it.
25:33I was 14.
25:34I was in music.
25:35My mate John told me that when he ejaculated it,
25:37it hit the ceiling and I believed it for 15 years.
25:39LAUGHTER
25:40And thought that was my true disability.
25:42LAUGHTER
25:43That would not be a disability that makes you a superhero business.
25:47LAUGHTER
25:48What a pep test.
25:50LAUGHTER
25:51How do you guys feel about this?
26:00I think this is great because, obviously, I know we're all going to die by robots.
26:05They're going to take over, blah, blah.
26:07However, I never know what to buy people for Christmas.
26:11So, like, for my mum, 65...
26:13Sorry.
26:1465-year-old woman, loves a bit of gardening, loves home comforts.
26:18What do I buy her for Christmas?
26:20AI's got it.
26:21Yeah.
26:22Slowcooker.
26:23LAUGHTER
26:24I know what I'm buying everyone.
26:27I feel like it depends on the age that you're learning at school.
26:30Yeah.
26:31Like, if you're in primary school, you should still be going under the,
26:33you know, the parachute and you're running around.
26:35Yeah.
26:36But...
26:37Making a paper roll by rubbing a teabag on it.
26:39Don't want to lose that.
26:40Exactly that.
26:41Yeah.
26:42But it is benefit.
26:43I love AI.
26:44Oh.
26:45My job's going to be taken by AI.
26:46Who is AI to you?
26:47I'm fine with it.
26:48OK, yeah.
26:49I like AI.
26:50I don't know.
26:51I don't know about this whole thing.
26:52If you're depressed, you go on AI and you go feeling a little bit down right now
26:56and they give you really good advice.
26:57Yeah, same for you.
26:58And it's for free.
26:59Well, I didn't want to say it.
27:00Yeah.
27:01But, yes.
27:02I don't know about the government.
27:03I don't know if they teach these kids anything.
27:05I think them teachers have mortgages and all the rest of it.
27:07It's like maths, GCSEs.
27:09Yeah.
27:10They're never going to be able to use it with all this interest rate.
27:12These kids are not going to be able to get a mortgage at all.
27:14Do you know what I mean?
27:15What they should be teaching them is how to spot a fake politician.
27:18That's what they should be teaching the kids.
27:20It's interesting because Rachel Reeves did...
27:23Thank you again.
27:24Huge fun.
27:25Rachel Reeves did a course called PPE at Oxbridge.
27:28Also, Jeremy Hunt did and Ed Balls did it.
27:30I think we need to rename it to, like, Piss Poor Economics.
27:33Wow!
27:34Wow!
27:35Wow!
27:36Um...
27:41Could I just snack who you've got writing for you?
27:44We could do with them on this show.
27:46Kay said, have you spoken to Zoran Mamdani?
27:49Uh...
27:50So, if you don't know, New York elected a new mayor this week,
27:52the 34-year-old Mamdani,
27:53who becomes the youngest mayor of New York in over a century,
27:56as well as the first Muslim.
27:58Some of his pledges included making the city affordable,
28:00raising the minimum wage,
28:02childcare for everyone who needs it,
28:03and making public buses free.
28:05Donald Trump called him a communist.
28:06Most of Europe called him centre-right.
28:08Mandani immediately sent this empowered challenge to Donald Trump.
28:14So, Donald Trump, since I know you're watching,
28:19I have four words for you.
28:23Turn the volume up!
28:25I'm not sure if that's a call to arms,
28:30or just something you say to, like,
28:32an 80-year-old man watching television anyway.
28:34Yeah.
28:35You know?
28:36I kind of feel like he was like,
28:37Donald, turn the volume up!
28:39No, no, hit HDMI 1.
28:42It's the wrong remote, Donald.
28:44You're pointing your panic button at the television.
28:46I mean, there was four other words he could have used, but hey.
28:50Have you spoken to Mandani?
28:52Our teams are speaking,
28:53but that's a man who knows if penguins have knees or not,
28:55he wouldn't have got caught out on TV.
28:56Once again, it was a question for me!
28:57Sorry, Josh?
28:59I was saying it was a question for me again.
29:00Zach jumped in.
29:01I haven't spoken to him, no.
29:03Mandani has already established a different relationship
29:07to the press than Donald Trump.
29:09You'll see from this endearing moment
29:10of him getting starstruck by Sky News.
29:13Well, first, I just have to say,
29:15I've spent many days in my youth
29:18watching the transfer window close,
29:20final hours on Sky News,
29:21so it's a pleasure to have you here.
29:23Yeah, I'm an Arsenal fan.
29:26I have to be honest,
29:27when you said you were from Sky News,
29:28I just got very excited.
29:29Could you repeat the question one more time?
29:35I mean, I love him.
29:36Yeah.
29:37I think it's nice for him,
29:38like, for us Arsenal fans,
29:39for him to have been in the lead
29:40and not finished second, so, both.
29:43He does that with all the channels.
29:44A question from Channel 4,
29:46I thought, oh, I loved Eurotrash.
29:49What would you ask him if you had the chance?
29:51Oh, a big one would be that big Christmas tree
29:55they have in the Rockefeller Centre.
29:57What are they doing with it after?
29:59I'll take it off.
30:00And also the big one,
30:01I think, for any mayor of New York,
30:02100-foot marshmallow man comes walking through the streets.
30:05What are you doing?
30:06Are you calling the Ghostbusters
30:07or are you having them incarcerated?
30:09Nice.
30:10Mandani will have something in common with Keir Starmer,
30:12then, if they meet,
30:13because this week it was revealed
30:14Sir Keir accepted a personal necklace from Donald Trump
30:16but turned down an Arsenal shirt
30:18gifted to him by former manager Arsene Wenger.
30:20Wow.
30:21He can't even be an Arsenal fan properly.
30:23LAUGHTER
30:25Er...
30:26Is that appropriate, Kim?
30:27I think that's really romantic,
30:29that he accepted, like, a necklace.
30:31Right.
30:32Do you know what I mean?
30:33I feel like that's really sweet.
30:35That he accepted the necklace and not the Arsenal shirt.
30:38I think Donald's his mistress.
30:40LAUGHTER
30:41The mad thing about those gifts,
30:43so he gave him cowboy boots,
30:45but they were for his wife.
30:47Yeah.
30:48It's quite a weird thing to give, like,
30:50buy another bloke...
30:51But don't you have to...
30:52You have to pay for the presents you get?
30:54Is that not what it is?
30:55Like, he'll give you presents,
30:56but don't you have to pay for it?
30:57Over a certain amount, yeah.
30:58If you keep them.
30:59It's not on.
31:00Why would you pay for your own gift?
31:02That's inflation.
31:03You could get a free ticket to the last leg on Friday night.
31:05That's what I'm talking about.
31:06Yeah.
31:07Mamdani, by the way, the new New York mayor,
31:09was also a rapper,
31:11who once went by the name of Mr. Cardamom
31:13and released this catchy track in 2019 about his grandmother.
31:18Go ahead, make a rap for your nanny.
31:20It's a rap!
31:21Get the grass, spend a rack when you're nanny.
31:23Come through, give a dab to your nanny.
31:25If you're really feeling good,
31:26spend a track for your nanny.
31:28Go ahead, make a rap for your nanny.
31:30That's the mayor of New York.
31:32No, it's grandmother.
31:34Right?
31:35It's about his grandmother.
31:36It's about his grandmother.
31:37Do you know what is crazy?
31:38Can we just acknowledge that it was only six years ago?
31:40No.
31:41I was waiting for you to say something like 1998.
31:44Do you know it?
31:45I fear he's lost his virginity not long ago.
31:48What, six years ago?
31:49Yeah, that's men's...
31:50Imagine rapping about your nan.
31:52Do you know what?
31:53When you're rapping about your nan,
31:54it's less...
31:55And you'll enjoy this.
31:56It's less hip-hop, more hip-op.
31:59Nice.
32:06I'm glad the comedian got the groan and not the politician.
32:12I mean, is there a chance you're going to follow in his footsteps?
32:14A little bit of rap coming from you?
32:15Is that a question for me or Josh Whittaker?
32:17LAUGHTER
32:21Well, listen, you're all over the social media.
32:23Like, people...
32:24A lot of people compare you and Mamdani, right?
32:25Yeah, I mean, I love it.
32:26Since I've become leader in the last two months,
32:28we've doubled our membership.
32:29We just had a poll yesterday that put us above the Labour government.
32:32Now, I think some of that's social media,
32:34but actually what people get wrong with Zoran
32:36is it's not just for social media, it's for message.
32:38Mm.
32:39It's about lowering bills, taxing billionaires
32:41and making a city everyone can afford to live in.
32:43Yeah.
32:44I want to make a country we can all afford to live in.
32:46Wow.
32:47So...
32:52LAUGHTER
32:53You're fucking...
32:54He's got the chat, hasn't he?
32:59Damn, brother, where are you from, Sam?
33:01LAUGHTER
33:05So, you've made a whole bunch of popular posts.
33:07Here's one of the eye-catching versions.
33:09I love this one.
33:10I love this one.
33:11OK, this is...
33:12I think Judy's about to fall out of love with him.
33:14LAUGHTER
33:15Yeah, I love this one!
33:16This is what I met in the morning when I step outside
33:19and I take a dip off and I get real high
33:21and I scream from the top of my lungs
33:24What's going on?
33:27You're not saying
33:29You can say shit and they ain't say nothing
33:32I'm holding my...
33:34You can't tell me nothing
33:36I'll be doing the track, me, being the track
33:38I'll be doing the track, me, being the track
33:43All right, Judy, I mean, you're loving what you're seeing so far.
33:52What would be your advice to Zach?
33:54Do you know what? The thing is, with the New York mayor...
33:57How do you say his name? Sorry.
33:58Zoran. Zoran, yeah.
34:00He's really with the people and he's got a lot of rhythm in his hips.
34:06Do you know what I'm saying?
34:08So I feel like you need to get with the people
34:10and get some rhythm in your hips.
34:11Like, if you've got the rhythm in your body,
34:14then I think people will accept you.
34:16OK, do you want to...?
34:18I'm worried about where this is going.
34:19Do you know what, bandha? DJ, run the track!
34:22They'll give up my nan-tata...
34:25Ready, ready, ready.
34:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:30Fuck, where's your heart again?
34:31Wait.
34:32LAUGHTER
34:34Say that with it!
34:35LAUGHTER
34:38We'll have more last week for you after the break.
34:40We'll take a look at the new John Lewis Christmas egg
34:41and we'll stick to fruition by ending the show with our version.
34:43We'll see you in a little bit.
34:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:45We'll have more last week for you after the break.
34:47We'll take a look at the new John Lewis Christmas egg
34:49and we'll stick to fruition by ending the show with our version.
34:51We'll see you in a little bit.
34:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:54Hooray, my friend.
34:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:59Welcome back to Last Leg, we're joined by J.K. Barrie, Judy Love
35:09and Zach Polanski.
35:10Oh, we've got questions, another question for Zach.
35:12Which politician would you least trust to look after your house plants?
35:16LAUGHTER
35:18Um, Boris Johnson.
35:20I don't want to trust him to look after anything.
35:22LAUGHTER
35:23Well, he's doing all right with the 12 kids, so...
35:25LAUGHTER
35:27Just a quick update, thank you, thank you.
35:30A quick update on the multi-million-pound heist
35:33that took place at the famous Louvre Museum in Paris a few weeks ago.
35:36This week it was revealed a security test in 2014
35:40found that the password for the server
35:42that housed the surveillance system was Louvre.
35:46Oh, my... Gosh.
35:48Speaking of saying, that's not why it got broken into, is it?
35:51It's cos the window was left open.
35:52LAUGHTER
35:53Isn't it? Yes. Yeah.
35:55It's OK, they've updated it now, it's Louvre 123.
35:58LAUGHTER
36:00Now, every year John Lewis released a Christmas ad...
36:02Oh, God. ..and every year we try to remake it.
36:04This week the department store released their ad
36:06about a dad and a teenage son connecting through music,
36:09and it resonated mainly with dads and teenage sons.
36:12Here's a quick look at the festive ad.
36:14of course being upset about small things.
36:16How did I故意en everyone last?
36:18I said, one, two, three, four, five, six.
36:19One, two, three, four, five, six.
36:21Here I'm gonna dream.
36:22Let's go.
36:52Take my hand, come away, come out of the woods
36:59By everything you give, so will I give something to do
37:06Deep down, we're loveless
37:15Are there tears over here?
37:17You can't, you can't
37:19It did get me a little bit
37:21Alan Carr at the end of the trailer
37:24This is for Paloma
37:26It's really slowed down the music
37:28No, we've had different ideas
37:30I thought it was his son handing him this vinyl
37:33And in that club it was only men
37:35So I thought he was gay
37:37So I thought it was his son going
37:40I know you're gay
37:42So that's why I thought, oh that's nice
37:45But I think you can't have an advert
37:47If he's not gay that was pathetic then
37:49Because it's boring
37:51I want a man who's alone
37:53He's got no Christmas presents to open
37:55I want tearjerkers
37:57He was alone in his spirit
37:59This is the heartbreaking story
38:02It's a sad story about a dad who used to go out and do pills
38:06Yeah
38:07And now his son
38:08And now his son's given me the vinyl
38:09And he's gone, well this isn't any good
38:10Because I don't do MDMA anymore
38:12But after boxing day
38:13It's going to be the come down of a lifetime
38:15I just think that only works with that sort of music
38:18Yeah
38:19And now his generation
38:20That kind of made me
38:21That advert isn't as endearing for us lot
38:23That we're into our early 2000s hip-hop
38:25Yeah
38:26Imagine that advert with my neck and my back
38:27Yeah
38:28Or candy shop
38:31It would have worked
38:33I mean it did get a little bit PC
38:35There was a lot of people talking about
38:36It was all white family
38:38And I was like that wasn't a problem for me
38:40What really got me is that Thomas had rhythm
38:42He was competing with Zack with them dancing
38:44We're going to have our version of that ad at the end of the show
38:48But right now it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest
38:50Oh
38:51Grace, Judy and Zack
38:52Have to try and work out how they're related to the news
38:53So can we have this week's mystery guest please?
38:55Mystery guest
38:57Mystery guest
38:59Mystery guest
39:00I want to get close to you
39:03What a beautiful girl
39:08Josh Alex
39:09Okay this is Gloria
39:10And she's been in the news this week
39:12But why?
39:13Can we have the dramatic lighting change please?
39:16So how's Gloria been in the news?
39:19Because after her tweet went viral
39:21She found herself in charge of a 300 member all-female conga line
39:25Was it B?
39:26Because after a tik-tok went viral
39:28She has found herself in charge of a 300 member all-female playing spotting club
39:32Or C?
39:33After her Instagram went viral
39:35She has found herself in charge of a 300 member all-female Judy love fan club
39:40I know this
39:42I mean
39:43Okay
39:44I've got let me see
39:45Because you know I'm not saying it's probably the last one
39:47But
39:48Have you got tickets from my tour all about love?
39:52That's
39:53No you ain't you ain't my phone girl
39:55I
39:57I've seen you on my tik-tok
40:00And I think it's the plane spotting
40:02Oh
40:03I know you invited a group of people
40:05It's the plane spotting
40:06It's that
40:07I'm telling you this
40:08I just want to say 300 isn't enough for a Judy love fan club
40:11Oh
40:12Yes
40:13He has got the mood
40:15Alright
40:16We'll reveal
40:17Making sure I've got a vote by the end of the evening
40:21We'll reveal the mystery guest for you after the break
40:23And we'll unveil our own Christmas ad
40:25We'll see if they're right
40:26See you in a little bit
40:42Wow
40:43Ah
40:45Alex those hands
40:46I'll tell you what you ain't half good mate
40:50I mean the last leg they said
40:51It'll be fun they said
40:53The hamptons stand by me ankles as well
40:56Ah
40:57Welcome back to the last leg
40:58We're joined by GK Barry Judy Love and Zach Polanski
41:00Before the break we challenged our guest to work out how this person was connected to the news
41:04Can we have the options again please?
41:06Yes
41:07So has Gloria been in the news?
41:08Because her tweet went viral
41:10And she found herself in charge of a 300 member all-female conga line
41:14Is it because her it's got a
41:17It doesn't matter about the social media
41:18Basically she's in charge of a 300 member all-female train spotting
41:23Plane spotting club
41:24Sorry these hands are too
41:25I'm not used to working with them
41:27Or is it because she speaks
41:29She speaks
41:30She speaks
41:31She speaks
41:32I'd remember all-female Judy Love fan club
41:34Okay
41:35And you
41:36Have you come to a decision?
41:37It's got to be
41:38It's the plane
41:39Yeah
41:40I know it's the plane
41:41It is the plane
41:42I mean if you've seen it it's a problem with a mystery
41:44Grace, Grace
41:45Try and get some drama in it
41:46Oh my god I think it is the conga
41:48I'm going to go with my ego and be like obviously it's the fan group and you missed out zero and it should be 3,000
41:56That's what I'm going to go with
41:57Alright Gloria can you reveal the answer please
41:59I started an all-female plane spotting group
42:13Why? What brought it about?
42:15So I have a love for aviation and I was posting videos of myself plane spotting at London City Airport and places like that
42:22And I had a lot of traction
42:24People asking me you know host an event when are you going next?
42:27And so I did posted that and then that went viral and that's how the club started
42:32And are there a lot of women out there that want to be plane spotters but they're put off by the
42:36Yes
42:37The fact that it's mainly normally men
42:38More than I expected
42:39A lot of women saying that they used to do it with their grandparents as kids
42:43People saying that they want to do it but they're nervous so I'm really surprised by the reaction but in a really good way
42:49Oh that's really cool
42:50And I love the idea that male pilots now knowing that they might be all-female plane spotting groups might just land and like give the wings a little bit
42:56And Gloria thank you so much good luck with the club
42:59Thank you
43:08Josh has been soft launching the last seven days what have you got?
43:10Would you like to see an unfortunate clip illustrating why state agents shouldn't take their shoes off?
43:15What I came here for?
43:17Yes, please
43:18Yes, please
43:27Do you know what though? If he's a good estate agent he should have looked up and gone I mean quick access to the basement
43:32A simple question you know what's that one last question yes or no do you think Kim Kardashian knows what a baked potato is absolutely not let's find out with this endearing clip
43:48You're a big fan of jacket potato ain't ya?
43:52Who?
43:53Do you like a jacket potato?
43:54What is that?
43:55I really want to know if you like a jacket potato
43:57I don't know what that is
43:58I don't know what a jacket potato is
43:59You don't know what a jacket potato is?
44:00You don't know what a jacket potato is?
44:01What is a jacket potato?
44:02It's a potato cooked in the skin
44:03Oh I love that yeah
44:04What's your filling?
44:05What filling do you like in a jacket?
44:06Sour cream and butter
44:07Oh sour cream and butter
44:08Maybe bacon bits?
44:09Oh lovely you're making me feel angry
44:12Alright we are about to unveil our annual version of the John Lewis Christmas ad but before we do would you please thank our guests G.K. Barrie
44:16and my co-host Josh Whittacombe and Alex Brooker
44:33Judy Love, and Zach Polanski, and my co-host Josh Whittacombe and Alex Brooker.
44:44We'll be back next week with comedians Rosie Jones and Mike Wozniak and author and presenter
44:50Richard Osmond, but right now it's time to show you our version of this year's Christmas
44:53ad.
44:54It celebrates two young boys connecting with an older man through the power of music.
44:58Thanks for watching The Last League, my name's Adam Hills, see you next week for The Next
45:02Day.
45:03Oh, I know, what about a sketch about me winning the Paris Tennis World Championships?
45:09Oh, I can do a song!
45:11Thank you for letting us be ourselves!
45:19So don't mind me if I repeat myself.
45:20These simple rhymes be good for your health.
45:21To keep them crime rhymes on the shelf.
45:26Live love life like you just don't care.
45:275,000 leaders never scared.
45:28But you know it's just the moment they feared.
45:33Get up, it's still a beautiful idea.
45:34Get up, throw your hands in the air.
45:36Get up and show no fear.
45:40Get up done, you sureнибудь-
45:43Will not let us be himself.
45:51And again around the fort as a nation that we're in.
45:58Get up, throw your hands in the air.
46:00Get up, and show no fear.
46:02Get up, if y'all really care.
46:05He ain't 20 years, now get up.
46:07Yeah, that's right.
46:08The public's gonna be number one in New York.
46:10The public's gonna be number one in Philly.
46:12The public's gonna be number one in Greece.
46:28I told you we should've just got him the tennis racket.
46:58Just like that, get up, just like that.
47:03Get up, just like that.
47:05Get up, throw your hands in the air.
47:11Get up, if y'all really care.
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