Bitoy’s Funniest Videos: Rakista, damay sibilyan sa paninira! (Full EP) | Stream Together - video Dailymotion

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What if may ka-jamming kang rakista pero sa’yo niya isisisi ang pagkasira ng gitara? Sobrang wild ng mangyayari ngayon!  ‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes

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00:01Yari ka!

00:06Ako ang bago nyong...

00:09Teacher?

00:11Mrs. Josie de la Cruz.

00:14Ikaw?

00:15Ba't nakasumbrero kasarob ng klase?

00:20Bakit ganyan ang ayos mo?

00:26Yan ba nga yung tsura ng pumapasok sa eskwela?

00:28Klas?

00:30Ganito ba ang tsura ng isang estudyante?

00:33Dito!

00:37Pananamit?

00:39Dito!

00:40Ang buhok?

00:41Dito!

00:42Ba't mabigyan ka ng lesson?

00:47Dito!

00:48Dito!

00:56Sinasabi ko rito ha!

00:58Ang eskwela ha!

00:59Huwag maingay!

01:00Quiet ka dyan!

01:06Sabi ko sa inyo ha!

01:11Ganito ang gagawin ko sa inyo!

01:13Ano?

01:15Ano pangalan mo?

01:16Ah...

01:22Ano nakakatawarisan?

01:24Ano nakakatawarisan?

01:25Ano nakakatawarisan?

01:26Ano nakakatawarisan?

01:27Ano nakakatawarisan?

01:28Wala ko!

01:32Ito yata may nakaangat eh!

01:33Sandali!

01:34Sige na to!

01:35Ano po kasimbo ko?

01:36Ano po na matigas na tumapas?

01:38Kaya di misang pagdying nandiyan ako para kung ina!

01:41Ano to? Matigas?

01:43Talaga ba ganito?

01:45Nag-i-spray nat na ba mga lalaki?

01:47Ha?

01:49Ano?

01:50Bakit ganyan ang uniforme mo?

01:55Hindi ko ang gagawin ang uniforme ko eh!

01:58Ikaw ang susunod kong kakalbuin!

02:06Hindi ko gusto yan!

02:09Antigas!

02:11Ano kami, Almirol?

02:14Ganito ba estudyante?

02:16Tak temah tawa!

02:18Hah?

02:19Tawa sige!

02:20Tawa!

02:22Tawa!

02:24Hmm...

02:25Ya Rika!

02:36Ya Rika!

02:37Ya Rika!

02:38Tawa!

02:39Tawa!

02:40Tawa!

02:41Tawa!

02:42Tawa!

02:43Tawa!

02:44Tawa!

02:45Tawa!

02:46Tawa!

02:47Tawa!

02:48Tawa!

02:49Tawa!

02:50Tawa!

02:51Tawa!

02:52Tawa!

02:53Tawa!

02:54Tawa!

02:55Tawa!

02:56Tawa!

02:57Tawa!

02:58Tawa!

02:59Tawa!

03:00Tawa!

03:01Tawa!

03:02Tawa!

03:03Tawa!

03:04Tawa!

03:05Tawa!

03:06Ay, naku, kasama ko na naman ng mga pasaway na audience.

03:08Kaya syempre,

03:10pita na naman ng mga pasaway

03:11dahil ito is funniest videos na!

03:14Yeah!

03:16Syempre, kasama na ka video sa mga pasaway na ya

03:19kaya siguradong i-yari ka.

03:23Hello! Once again, ako si Karel para sa J4K.

03:27Sa isang mall,

03:29magpapapreetaste ng alak ang mga key guys natin

03:31sa mga boys.

03:33Kapag may kumagat sa ating trap,

03:35lalapit agad si Kikai Security Guard

03:38para sitahin at sabihin,

03:40bawal uminom sa loob ng mall.

03:43Kapag ni-deny siya na uminom

03:44at tumikim lang daw,

03:46isa sa ilalim siya sa mga pagsubok

03:48na dito nyo lang makikita sa

03:50Just for Kikai!

03:54Hi sir! Free taste!

03:55La Francois, Red Wine!

03:58Excuse me sir!

03:59Sir, excuse me po!

04:00Sir, alam niyo po ba na bawal po uminom dito sa mall?

04:05Ay sir, sabi ko po free taste,

04:07hindi ko po sinabi puwede niyo inuminin ko,

04:08sa laban ng room,

04:09I'm sorry.

04:12Kasi ko, ah, ilan ko ba na inom niyan?

04:15Isa pa, pero isa!

04:16Yan ako po siya isa.

04:17Hanina po nyo yan, e, naubos niya kanina.

04:20Wala na mga eto noong.

04:21Sir, actually po um,

04:23amoy wine po kayo.

04:25So may, may amoy po yung wine.

04:27Sir, let's f**k!

04:29Are you missing?

04:31No, sir.

04:33Sir, wag po kayo magagalit, sir.

04:35Wag po kayo magagalit.

04:37Sir, inuli lang ako ng 3 days daw.

04:41Sir, hindi ko sa aming 3 days right now.

04:43Sir, wag po kayo magwala, sir.

04:45Sir, wag po kayo magwala, sir.

04:47But it's okay. Walang hindi ako ginawa.

04:49So, next time?

04:51Sige, sir, ganito na lang.

04:53Sir, kailangan ko po malaman, sir,

04:55kung lasing kayo o hindi.

04:57Kasi po...

04:59Hindi, sir.

05:01Sir, wag po kayo magagalit, sir.

05:05Sir, dito po kayo, sir.

05:07Kasi...

05:09Sir, kasi ganito, kailangan ninyo pong sundin yung...

05:11May SOP po kasi kami.

05:13Kasi bawal po uminom dito sa mall.

05:15Ngayon po, kailangan po namin malaman kung lasing kayo o hindi.

05:17Wala naman ano. Wala naman mga involved na iba.

05:19Wala po. Wala po, wala po, sir.

05:21Sige, ganito gawin nyo po. Sundin nyo lang po yung sasabihin ko, sir, ha?

05:23Sir, ha?

05:25Ilong, ilong, ilong...

05:27Ilong, ilong, ilong...

05:29Ilong, ilong, ilong, ilong...

05:31Mata!

05:32Glasin kayo, sir.

05:33Ano.

05:34Sir, kailangan nyo pong hawakan yung kamay nyo.

05:36Humikit po kayo.

05:37Hawakan kayo sa kamay nyo.

05:39Yan. Dumiretsyo kayo.

05:40Yan.

05:41Umikot po kayoon tatlong beses.

05:42Tatlong beses!

05:43Tapos kailangan...

05:44Sir, yan yung mesa, yan yung mesa.

05:46Kailangan tigil nyo sa mesa na yan.

05:48Ako.

05:49Ako.

05:50Sige, sige.

05:51Ikot kayo.

05:52Mamaya.

05:53Tatlong ikot.

05:54Ay, palaala.

05:55Sige talaga ako niya.

05:56Hindi.

05:57Mabagal lang.

05:58Sige, sir.

05:59Ikot kayo.

06:00Isa.

06:01Dali.

06:02Turo kayo.

06:03Sir, magturo kayo.

06:04Yan.

06:05Isa.

06:06Sir, ituro niyo.

06:07Gawin niyo na.

06:08Sige, ikot kayo.

06:09Ikot.

06:10Isa.

06:11Dalawa.

06:12Isa pa.

06:13Last.

06:16Bakit siya kayo tumuro?

06:17Lasing na kayo, sir.

06:19Lasing na kayo, sir.

06:20Ito po, malalaman natin talaga kung lasing kayo o hindi.

06:22Hindi, sir.

06:23Gayahin niyo po ako.

06:24Tingnan niyo po ako.

06:25Ito.

06:26Ilong.

06:27Sige, sir.

06:28Gayahin niyo po ako.

06:29Ilong, ilong, ilong, ilong.

06:30Tenga.

06:31Eh, bakit para lasing na ito?

06:32Isura na ito?

06:33O.

06:34O.

06:35O.

06:36Ako.

06:37Patunayan mo sa akin kung hindi ka lasing.

06:38Halika dito, sir.

06:39Ang gawin.

06:40O.

06:41Gayahin mo ako.

06:42Ganun ka.

06:43Yung kabilang, ano mo.

06:44E ganyan mo.

06:45Mabila po.

06:46Yan.

06:47Yung upo kayo.

06:48Yung isang kabay niyo po.

06:49Lagyan niyo po doon.

06:50Ikot po kayo tatlong beses.

06:51Lakad kayong diretso sa linya.

06:52Ha?

06:53Ikot, ikot, ikot.

06:55Tatlong beses.

06:56Mabilis, mabilis, mabilis.

06:57Ayan.

06:58O.

06:59Tayo.

07:00Tapos sabay lakad.

07:01O.

07:02May test po kami para malamang kulasing kayo.

07:04O.

07:05Magskip po kayo ng ganyan.

07:06Tapos yung isang paa nyo nandito.

07:11Sa kamay nyo nandito sa kabila.

07:12Ayan.

07:13Ayan.

07:15Ay, awakan nyo po yung tinggi niya.

07:16Tapos talang po kayo sa loob ng box.

07:18Dapat nilalagpas.

07:19Ah, ay, nako, sir.

07:21Lagpas po kayo.

07:22Lasing po ata kayo.

07:23Dasing po ata kayo.

07:24Dasing po.

07:25Ay, hindi po.

07:26Eh, sa loob po tayo ng musul.

07:27Sogan po natin patakaral.

07:29Makakarami na ba to?

07:30Ay, hindi po, ma'am.

07:31Nararating ko lang, miss.

07:32Ah, kararating nyo lang po.

07:34Huwag po kayo magalit.

07:35Hindi po ako nagagalit sa'yo.

07:36Ay, hindi po ako galit.

07:38Mukha lang ako galit.

07:39Ang makasita kayo sa'kin eh.

07:41Tinikmang ko lang.

07:42Punti lang ang tinikmang ko.

07:43Kasi gusto ko rin bumibili ng red wine din ako.

07:45Ah, talaga po?

07:46Ganun po ba?

07:47O kung hindi po kayo, normal pa po ba kayo, hindi kayo lasing?

07:51Wag ka magalala, miss.

07:52Pilipin.

07:53Kayo po.

07:54O lasing nga kayo.

07:55Kasi nasa bito yung funniest videos kayo.

07:56Yung camera namin.

07:57Yari kayo.

08:02Oo nga sir, no.

08:03Eh, si Michael V po kaya.

08:04Kilala nyo?

08:06Kasi nasa bito yung funniest videos kayo eh.

08:10Huwag po kayo masyadong seryoso.

08:12Nasa bitoys po kayo.

08:13Mag-high po kayo sa camera.

08:14Sa pagpupalik ng BFB, may papakilala kaming banda sa inyo.

08:24Ang pangalan ng banda, mamamatay tao.

08:27Siyempre, pag ganyan ang pangalan ng banda, siguradong may mayayari ka.

08:30Kaya dyan lang kayo, magpapalik pa ang bitoys funniest videos.

08:33Ang banda ka, tapos ka ka iba itsura mo.

08:45Medyo parang weird.

08:46Tapos maingay ang tugtog mo.

08:48Tawag sa'yo, rocker.

08:49Rocker ka.

08:50Pero pagka nanonood ka,

08:52at nakikisoundtrip ka sa kanila,

08:54ang tawag sa'yo,

08:55Yari.

08:56Yari ka.

09:03Ang tawag sa'yo.

09:29ojedong.

09:32Ayan.

09:34I'm going to go here.

09:35This is all that.

09:37All the equipment here.

09:38I'm going to go here.

09:39I'm going to go here.

09:41It's better.

09:42Then...

09:44I'm going to go with the phone.

09:46I'm going to go with money.

09:47But when you're going to go,

09:49I'm going to go with you.

09:51Okay.

09:52Okay.

09:52I'm going to go with it.

09:53I'm going to go with it.

09:54It's really funny.

09:55I have my earphones.

09:56What's up?

09:57I'm going to go with it.

09:58I'll go with it.

09:59Hi.

10:00Hi.

10:00Hello, po.

10:01Kami yung naka-schedule kaya.

10:03Ay, dedo ban?

10:04Oo, dedo ban.

10:05Ay, dedo ban.

10:06Ay.

10:07Dedo ban.

10:08Ay.

10:09Dedo ban.

10:10Ay.

10:11Ay.

10:12Ipahol siya.

10:16Hindi po, sir.

10:17Ay.

10:17Hindi po.

10:18Pasok mo.

10:19Grabe yung pictorial.

10:20Nangyihipo yung bading.

10:21Hassel.

10:22Sa pictorial.

10:24Girl trip kayo.

10:25Taragayan.

10:29Ipahol siya lang.

10:30Wala ka na.

10:32Hira dito.

10:32Ito.

10:33Ipahol siya lang lang.

10:34Ang string.

10:35Tapos charge niya lang mamaya.

10:36Hmm.

10:36Good.

10:37Sige.

10:38Thank you, ha.

10:39Okay.

10:40Okay, na lang?

10:41Okay, na lang.

10:42Okay, na lang?

10:43Agong problem.

10:43Agaragwa diba tayo sa...

10:45Um?

10:46Nangyah.

10:47Ipahol.

10:48Ipahol.

10:48Ipahol siya lang.

10:49Okay.

10:50Okay.

10:51Pahol.

10:52Pahol.

10:53Pahol siya lang.

10:53Okay.

10:54Pahol.

10:55Pahol siya lang.

10:55Textning Stina Hedin www.btistudios.com

11:25Please let alone

11:27Please let alone

11:32Let alone

11:34Let alone

11:35Please let alone

11:36Please let alone

11:44Please let alone

11:46inducted into need

11:48toys

11:51It looks like you're on

11:52probably Ordined

11:53This is the case.

11:58It's a tough one.

12:01It's a tough one.

12:03This is what I'm talking about.

12:05I'm not going to go for a while.

12:07It's not a problem.

12:08It's not a problem.

12:09I didn't know anything about this.

12:11I'm not going to go for a while.

12:13This is a problem.

12:14I'm not going to go for a while.

12:15No.

12:16You're not going to go for a while.

12:17No.

12:18No, no.

12:19No.

12:20No.

12:21No.

12:22Please leave me alone.

12:23No.

12:24I'll go back with you.

12:25No.

12:26It's not me.

12:27I'll go back.

12:28No.

12:29No.

12:30Let me go.

12:32Let me go.

12:33Let me go.

12:34Take care.

12:35No.

12:36.

12:37.

12:39.

12:40.

12:44.

12:46Hey!

12:47What's up?

12:48What's up?

12:49What's up?

12:50Bro, bro!

12:51Bro, bro!

12:52Sina yung?

12:53D'or.

12:58Pare, sila lang, pare.

13:00Rock and roll lang.

13:01Oo, oo.

13:02Baduy yan pare.

13:03Baduy yan.

13:04Ganyan po ba, pare?

13:05Hindi naka bali-bali nga yan.

13:07Nagandang yan ah.

13:08Iis ko na yan ah.

13:09Oo, tapos.

13:10Yan ang baduy, baduy.

13:11Bano mo lang ang busi niya, pare.

13:12Oo.

13:13Anong problema?

13:14Eh, oh.

13:15Hindi ko.

13:16Wala, wala.

13:18Hindi ako nakaroon.

13:19Diyan ba?

13:20Diyan ba?

13:21Diyan ba?

13:22Diyan ba?

13:23Diyan ba?

13:24Diyan ba?

13:26Diyan ba?

13:27Diyan ba?

13:28Diyan ba?

13:29Diyan ba?

13:30Diyan ba?

13:31Diyan ba?

13:32Diyan ba?

13:33Diyan ba?

13:34Diyan ba?

13:35Diyan ba?

13:36Diyan ba?

13:37Diyan ba?

13:38Diyan ba?

13:39Diyan ba?

13:40Diyan ba?

13:41Diyan ba?

13:42Diyan ba?

13:43Diyan ba?

13:44Diyan ba?

13:45Diyan ba?

13:46Diyan ba?

13:47Diyan ba?

13:48Oh

14:18Oh

14:40Oh

14:48Can you see that?

14:50I'm not wearing it.

14:52I'm not wearing it.

14:53I'm not wearing it.

14:55Can I see that?

14:57No problem.

14:58Wait.

15:07I'm not wearing it.

15:15Yeh!

15:16It will be wild for you to come back to Bito's Funniest Videos!

15:21Yeah!

15:24You can see the light at the front of your house, at the door.

15:30Then you have a baby.

15:32What do you think?

15:33You're afraid, right?

15:34Look at what you see.

15:36It's shocking!

15:42What's that?

15:46What?

15:51Do you think he's kasih?

15:52I don't know what you mean.

15:53Be careful!

15:54What?

15:55What?

15:56What?

15:57What?

16:00What is going on?

16:02Let's go.

16:04Let's go.

16:07Let's go.

16:08Let's go.

16:13What?

16:43Yare ka!

16:45Yare ka!

16:54Bitois po, Bitois.

16:56Channel 7 po.

16:58Channel 7 po.

17:00Opo, Bitois po.

17:02Bitois, sandali lang.

17:04Bitois, sandali lang.

17:11Yare ka!

17:12The owners of the following videotape materials which you are about to see have granted GMA the exclusive rights to air and use the videos for the program Bitois Funniest Videos.

17:21GMA owns the broadcast rights to these videos worldwide and in perpetuity.

17:26At ngayon naman, ito ang parting magsusubo ng cake ng mag-asawa.

17:31Adi, sabi, suboan mo ko ng cake?

17:34Eh, halaman niyang pinapakain mo sa akin eh.

17:36Okay lang! Di ba vegetarian ka naman?

17:39Ito ang bago dito.

17:42Sabi nila, pag kumakanta daw ako, umuulan at bumabagyo.

17:46Hindi po totoo yan.

17:48Ang totoo, may power ang boses ko na magpagalaw ng mga bagay.

17:53Kagaya ng mga mesa at mga silya.

17:57At kung ano-ano pa.

17:59Galaw, silya, galaw.

18:03Gumalaw kayong lahat.

18:07Gumalaw ka, silya, haliko.

18:15Matapang ako.

18:17Ay, aas!

18:18Asan, asan?

18:19Asan ang aas?

18:20Asan ang aas?

18:22Ay, aas ba yun?

18:24Hehehe.

18:25Talang ko, bulate lang.

18:28Okay.

18:29Bawa nandito. Studio audience.

18:31Kayo na ang bahala sa kanila kung sino sa kanila magiging first, second, at third place.

18:36Kaya hawakan nyo na yung mga keypads nyo.

18:38Huwag kayong pasaway.

18:39Bumoto na kayo. Now na!

18:41Ituloy na natin ang rakrakan at laglagan sa pagpapalik ng BFV. Diyan na kayo.

18:58Mga rakista, mayroon talagang kakaibang trip yan eh. Pag ikaw ang napagtriban nila, nako. Hindi ka lang mababato. Mayayari ka pa. Yari ka!

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19:47Is that it?

19:48You're a mess.

19:49You're a mess.

19:50You're a mess.

19:51Where's Jam?

19:52You're a mess.

19:53I'm already a mess.

19:54I'll buy you.

19:58Have you ever been here?

19:59Oh, here's your job?

20:00I've got to do it.

20:02$35,000?

20:04You're not like that.

20:05You're a mess.

20:06You're a mess.

20:07You can't go there.

20:09You're a mess.

20:10You're going to go there.

20:11You're going to go there.

20:12I'll go there?

20:13You're going to go there?

20:14I don't know.

20:44Why do you do so much?

20:46Why do you do so much?

20:48Why do you do so much?

20:50We are looking for it here.

20:52We were probably gone there but just made it look like that.

20:54What do you think of us?

20:58We are not making sure that you are giving us.

21:00No, we are not making sure that you are providing the service.

21:02No, we are making sure that you are giving us the service.

21:06We don't make sure to help us.

21:08We are making sure that we are not making sure that we can do.

21:10Michael V.

21:11Yari!

21:15And run!

21:17Yari!

21:19Yari!

21:21Yari!

21:23Yari!

21:25Yari!

21:27Yari!

21:29Yari!

21:31Yari!

21:33What's wrong?

21:35What's wrong?

21:37Money!

21:39Yari!

21:47Rock na rock!

21:49Tingnan naman natin kung sino ang trip ng audience natin

21:51dito sa mga pinadala niyong entry sa Pinoy's Funniest Videos.

21:54Tingnan natin ang resulta.

21:55Ang mga nanalo dito sa Pinoy's Funniest Videos

21:57ay itatawagan sa pamamagitan ng telepono at telebisyon.

21:59Ano mga announcement na matatanggap sa pamamagitan ng text

22:02ay hindi nang galing at hindi kikilalani ng GMA7.

22:09Bakit ganyan ang uniforme mo?

22:25and uniforme mo.

22:31Thank you

22:32sa ating mga nanod na yun.

22:33Thank you,

22:33Studio Audience.

22:36Maraming salamat

22:37sa Porcupine.

22:37Maraming salamat

22:38sa AXN Time.

22:41O, tama na.

22:41Sinasaway na tayo.

22:42Wala na pa yung oras.

22:43Next week na lang uli.

22:44Dito ang pasawayan

22:45sa Bitoy's Funniest Videos.

22:47Dahil dito,

22:48siguradong

22:48yari ka!

22:50See you next week.

22:51Bye-bye!

22:55You don't fool it around.

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