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00:00Yari ka!
00:04Nayong gabi is sa BFV.
00:09Dapat kailangan ano ka, ayun o.
00:12Diba, alay na alay mo.
00:13Yan o.
00:18Bakit ba?
00:19Bakit ba?
00:20Isa patawa-tawa pa, wala namang hipin.
00:23Tatataan po akong suling.
00:24Bakit tanah? Ngayon biniglamo ako.
00:28Yes!
00:31Grabe.
00:32Nanood ako ng TV.
00:34Hindi ang mga balitangan.
00:35Mainit ang mga balit, taktakan at issues.
00:37Kaya dapat magpalamig ng ulo.
00:39Sakto ang BFV dyan.
00:40Dahil hindi ka lang tatawa, hindi ka lang mag-e-enjoy.
00:43Sigurado pang yari ka.
01:03Sabi nila, diba, merong kasabihan. Safety first.
01:06Ano-ano ba ang pwede mangyari pagka hindi ka maingat?
01:10Ha? Disgrasya. Ano pa? Ano pa? Aksidente.
01:14Yan. Tama lahat yung sinabi nyo. Meron lang kayo nakalimutan.
01:17Hindi nyo nasabi yung yari ka.
01:39Nyo nasabi within.
01:57Oh
02:20Hey, it's a great day.
02:23It's a great day.
02:23It's a great day.
02:25It's a great day.
02:27It's a great day.
02:28What did you say to me?
02:33What's that?
02:36I'm Tess, my great day.
02:38And my husband, Steve.
02:40Come on.
02:41Come on.
02:42Come on.
02:44Come on.
02:46Come on.
02:48Come on.
02:48Come on.
02:52What's the problem?
02:53Why are you saying to me?
02:55You're right.
02:56You're right.
02:58What's your name?
03:02Lina.
03:03I'm Tess.
03:04And my husband.
03:06Hey, there's water.
03:10What's your name?
03:11She's here.
03:28You're right.
03:30I'm here.
03:31We are here.
03:32We are here.
03:32We are here.
03:34We are here.
03:35We wanted to come back and see you.
03:38Please wait.
03:40If I could talk about something new,
03:42please come and prepare for a meal.
03:46Please, we are here, everyone.
03:47Please take your time, ma'am.
03:48Please, please come and see me.
03:50Please come and see me.
03:51Please come and see me.
03:53I'm sorry.
03:55Please come and see me.
03:56I'm sorry.
03:58Why are you here?
03:59I can't believe that.
04:01Who is your boyfriend?
04:05I didn't know.
04:07Who is your junior?
04:09Junior, sir.
04:10Junior, sir.
04:12Junior, sir.
04:14Ano?
04:17Why did you tell us?
04:19I don't know.
04:21How is it going to happen?
04:24How is it going to happen?
04:25What is it going to happen?
04:25What?
04:29September, Papa.
04:33September.
04:34Why did you say that?
04:39I'm not sure.
04:40You're right.
04:42You're right.
04:43You're right.
04:44You're right.
04:47You know, I told you,
04:50you're right.
04:50You're right.
04:51There's nothing.
04:53You're right.
04:55You're right.
04:57You're right.
04:59You're okay.
05:04Don't come here.
05:04Don't mess up.
05:05Don't mess up me.
05:05Excuse me.
05:08I can't believe that I know that we are here.
05:14And how is it?
05:16It's okay.
05:17Why is it so good?
05:20Why do you think so?
05:22I'm not sure how to do this.
05:24I'm not sure how to do this.
05:24I'm not sure how to do this.
05:26I'm not sure how to do this.
05:29You're okay?
05:30I can't believe that.
05:35You're a little bit.
05:35You're a little bit.
05:36You're a little bit.
05:37You're a little bit.
05:38You're a little bit.
05:45Look at that, no one's not being remembered.
05:48These people are not being remembered
05:50because they think they don't think they're not being heard.
05:52They're not allowed.
05:53We invite them to come to me.
06:05What's that?
06:07What's that?
06:09What's that?
06:10That's what I told you when I was working.
06:12Oh, that's right?
06:13Yeah.
06:14Let's go.
06:16Let's do this.
06:19Just remember all of these things
06:20that the customer needs to be needed.
06:24Yes.
06:26You don't have to be able to take it
06:28and take the whole detail to the customer
06:33and deliver them.
06:35Okay?
06:36Lahat po yun.
06:36Oh, that's what we're doing here.
06:38Guys, I'm going to go for a second.
06:40Oh, okay.
06:41Let's go.
06:45Let's go.
06:46Let's go.
06:47Okay, let's go.
06:47Okay, let's go.
06:50Ay!
06:52It's so cool.
06:54It's so cool.
06:59This is the one.
07:00Oh, no.
07:01Noong pumunta ako dito,
07:02nag-costume din ako.
07:04Dito malaki ang kita.
07:05Parang.
07:05Hali ka-testingan mo.
07:07Para ano,
07:08para masubo kami.
07:10Ganda.
07:12Okay.
07:19Okay ba?
07:21Okay.
07:22Diba?
07:24Sige, test pa.
07:25Bakitin natin.
07:26Hindi ko yan.
07:27I don't know.
07:34Ganyan.
07:35Malaki,
07:36wala mo yung make-up yun?
07:37May nalagay niyan?
07:38Ayaw yung pula.
07:41Tung buok.
07:42Oo.
07:43Tingnan.
07:47Shonoh!
08:03That's it.
08:19It's a friend.
08:21Right?
08:29If you're like this, you can't do anything.
08:33Let's go.
08:35Let's go.
08:36Let's go.
08:38Let's go.
08:41Let's go.
08:41We're going to be angry.
08:43Yeah, we're going to be angry.
08:44It's like this.
08:45It's like this.
08:46It's like this.
08:47It's like this.
08:50It's like this.
08:50It's like this.
08:54It's like this.
08:56It's a good day, young people.
08:58Good morning, mga kids.
09:00We're here at the party of Kenneth.
09:04You're going to be testing?
09:08Let's go.
09:10Let's go.
09:15It's like this.
09:15We're good.
09:17You should always have to get off.
09:18You should have to do whatever it's like.
09:21What's this?
09:22This is a costume.
09:25Yes.
09:27This is a picture.
09:28This is a picture.
09:29This is a picture.
09:33This is a picture.
09:33This is how I'm wearing this.
09:43This is a picture.
09:44Do you know what you're looking for?
09:47Do you know what you're looking for?
09:52Do you want to see the Philippines?
09:55Do you want to see your videos in Spanish?
10:00Do you know what you're looking for?
10:05It's going to happen to me.
10:06I don't know what you're looking for.
10:11It's been a while.
10:13Anyway, we're looking for the on-the-spot videos to return to the Spanish videos.
10:18That's where you are.
10:22We're going to get to Mark Enriquez and Cave Rosas to get to the on-the-spot.
10:27That's why...
10:28K, FIRE!
10:33What's up for you everyone and everybody that are out there and everything?
10:37Okay, ako po si Cave Rosas at andito na po tayo sa on-the-spot kasabot.
10:41At wala akong choice, kasama ko na naman si...
10:44Siyempre mga kapuso, makakasama niyo pa rin po ang Batikang TV Reporter.
10:48Na sa lakas ng dating, lahat ng girls ay nahuhumaning.
10:52Mang Enriquez po mga kapuso.
10:54At ngayon, oras na nabang upang maghanap kami ni Kay ng aming bagong makakasabot on-the-spot.
10:59Na pumupunutin po namin dito sa PeaceBall para sa challenge o pagsubok na kanila pong gagawin.
11:05Ngayon, pag nagawa niyo, kayo pagkagawa niya sa inyo kahit ano paman yan.
11:09Bibigyan namin kayo ng 3,000 piso, mga ate, mga tol.
11:13Ito po, t-shirt na Pixies, na may logo ng VTOL.
11:16Ayan, o.
11:18Tayo na maghanap.
11:19Let's go!
11:21Gusto ko ba sumalis sa ondas pagkasabot ng BFB?
11:24Tol, tumingin ka sa akin, tol.
11:27Masyado ko na mga ano.
11:30Kinikin mo, tiharapin ka ba? Charos!
11:32Hindi, loka lang. Ang gagawin mo lang, bumunot ka dyan.
11:34Basahin ko. Pag ginawa mo yung basahin ko na yung challenge, 3,000 na gan.
11:37Sige, iho. Bumunot ka na.
11:39Magsuot ng vest.
11:41Humawak ng mikropo, no? Ito.
11:43Magamagap na isang reporter.
11:45Pero, ang i-report lang ay ang eksaktong lokasyon.
11:51Itsura at ginagawa ng mga taong tatabihan mo.
11:53Kaya mo? Game ka?
11:55Magsot na parang ministro.
11:57Lumapit sa mga kakaupong magsyota at kumbinsing sumumpa ng kanilang pag-ibigan.
12:03Tapos, bentahan ng dalamong tig-20 pesos na engagement ring.
12:08Kaya mo?
12:09Kaya?
12:09Kaya niya.
12:10Magsabit na karatora sa leeg na nakasulat ay,
12:13Ako'y salamin.
12:15Tapos, tapatan ang isang taong nakatayo at gayahin ang bawat galaw at facial expression nito.
12:20Kaya po yun.
12:22Anong ginagawa mo dyan?
12:23Ang ginagawa mo dyan?
12:28Bakit mo ako ginagaya?
12:29Bakit mo ako ginagaya?
12:32Bakit ba?
12:33Bakit ba?
12:36Para saan yan?
12:38Para saan to.
12:42Ano na?
12:43Ako'y salamin.
12:43Ako'y salamin.
12:46Wala pa?
12:48Ano ba yan?
12:48Ano ba yan?
13:03Mgunang hapon po ako si Mr. Paolo, ang inyong lingkod.
13:07Nagmamahalan po ba kayo sa isa't isa?
13:09Ano po.
13:11Kung nagmamahalan po kayo, talaga po may katibahin po kayo.
13:15Ito po, sing-sing po, 20 pesos nang po.
13:23Ang tulong lang din po sa mga kailangan.
13:30Nagulat naman ako sa'yo.
13:43Nagulat naman ako sa'yo.
13:45Hindi ko lang po ni Iwan.
13:47Eh paano yan?
13:48Hindi po po masungtok.
13:50Hindi po po.
13:51Hindi po po.
13:52Hindi po po.
13:52Wala po.
13:53Wala po.
14:13Wala po.
14:14Sige okay.
14:14Meron mo ligar pa to.
14:16Maraming mga puno at damo.
14:18Hindi nakikita pa akong ilog sa likuran.
14:20Pero kung isang matangtang babae, nasot na kulay-buti ng bulat-laki,
14:25at isang may dalang babae.
14:27May pahay na kung may dilaw.
14:28Isang may dalaw akong lalaki dito.
14:30Isa, patawa-tawa pa.
14:31Wala namang ngipin.
14:33At ako, mga hindi pa ako naliligo.
14:35Hanggang ngayon.
14:38Simula ng isang linggo, mga kapuso.
14:40At ang kanilang ice cream na tinday.
14:42Walang hindi bumibenta.
14:43Walang bumibili, mga kapuso.
14:45Mga manong, nakaksinelas pa si manong.
14:48Hindi pa yata naliligo.
14:49Mga manong, maligo naman ho kayo.
14:57Nakakulay green pa ako ang isang nakajaket.
14:58Ang lamig-lamig ba?
14:59Ito po tayo ngayon.
15:00Sa lalaki naguhugas ng plato.
15:02Ang plato ho niya mukhang isang linggo pa.
15:05At siya ho ay nakabuts.
15:06At nakakagot ng dilaw.
15:07At si manong ho ay nangangayayat na.
15:10Mukhang isang linggo na rin hindi kumakain.
15:12At ang kanyang pinaguhugasan ay nanggikitata na.
15:14Mukhang may mga lumot na po, mga kaibigan.
15:16At ang kanyang tubig mukhang nawawala na.
15:19Ano, anong ho bang lugar kong nakasukan ko?
15:21Bakit ganito? Nakakatakot ho.
15:23Dahil po dyan, kayo po ay nasa
15:25Pito, Spanish Video.
15:27Yari ka!
15:29Ano ba na mga case?
15:30Tagal-tagal na natin nagsasama dito.
15:32Kaya alam mo ba ako sasagutin?
15:33Huwag kang epal ha.
15:34Pakaigit ang luyan.
15:35Laki niya, no?
15:36Haha, teka.
15:36Mga kaibigan.
15:38Pumanda kayo dahil baka kasusunod.
15:39Hindi atin masasabi ang buhay.
15:41Pakalat-kahalat kami.
15:42Dyan dyan lang kami.
15:43Diba, mga rikis?
15:44Malay nyo.
15:44Dyan sa mga sasakyan sa sasakyan nyo.
15:45Uy, pwede.
15:46Pumasok kami dyan.
15:47O kaya sa bahay nyo.
15:48Dahil dito sa Btoys, kailangan na kailangan namin ng...
15:51Oh, that's what?
15:52That's what?
15:58Parang beauty contest.
16:00Ito ng limang finalists natin sa Come & Go.
16:16Nasa'n na si Bto?
16:17Ayan, dito pa lang ako.
16:18Hello!
16:20Nabawad diba ako kayo nasa on the spot na sa buwan?
16:22You know, it's hot, so I'm here to go to the studio for a warm-up.
16:26You can see it's a funny face,
16:29but you'll see who's the funniest face of the week
16:33with a cool-cool 10,000 pesos
16:36and a consolation prize for the four finalists.
16:43It's usually a few days.
16:45Are you hungry?
16:46Are you hungry?
16:48You hungry?
16:49Let's talk about eating.
16:51What's your eating eating?
16:53Are you hungry?
16:54Are you hungry?
16:57Ahas?
16:59Bayawak?
17:00Are you hungry here?
17:02No?
17:03No?
17:04No.
17:04Because when you see this in your mouth,
17:06you're not hungry.
17:08Because he's not hungry.
17:10He's not hungry.
17:10He's not hungry.
17:12introduce our varios to his main
17:18voix cheering
17:21Yap!
17:26YapF Buch
17:29lamor!
17:30Ya lama!
17:32Ya lama!
17:35Yala!
17:36Ya lama!
17:38Ya lama!
17:40Ya lama.
17:41Ya lama.
17:41Ya lama.
17:50Super Mario Yayガール
17:58Yay���ガール
18:03Yaygar
18:04Yaygar
18:05Yaygar
18:07Yaygar
18:07Yaygar
18:08Yaygar
18:10Yaygar
18:13Yari ka!
18:15Yari ka!
18:19Yari ka!
18:22Yari! Yari!
18:29Tuloy tuloy na ayarihan sa pagmamalik ng B2S Funniest Videos, kaya dyan lang kayo!
18:39Alam mo, gulo-gulo ka na, atat-latat ka na, kaya hindi na namin patatagalin.
18:43Ito na, sasambulat na namin! Yari ka!
18:54Yon din, okay lang ako, huwag na iyo mag-alala saan.
18:57Sigurado ka, okay ka?
18:59Kasi nakita ko ng anak ko, okay lang, ang ayaw ko yung...
19:06Teka, tatawagin ko lang sandali si Jobsa, tsaka si Junior, ha?
19:09Sandali lang balai, ha?
19:12Kasi si Darko.
19:13Yari ka lang, ha?
19:19Halika.
19:21Kasi ka?
19:23Bakit biniglawawak!
19:26Mali pa rin pangunit!
19:28Bala, tama rin!
19:33Engineering, maan!
19:35Hiiii!
19:36Hiii!
19:37Maasamal kita na nabigla ako.
19:40Oh, sorry, ma.
19:42How's that?
19:44Sorry, ma.
19:46What's up, ma?
19:49Balae.
19:51Say hello to you.
19:53Balae.
19:54Arsan.
19:55Arsan, junior.
19:57Balae.
19:58Balae.
19:59Balae.
20:00Balae.
20:01Balae.
20:02Balae.
20:04Balae.
20:06Balae.
20:07Balae.
20:08Balae.
20:09Balae.
20:11Balae, Balae.
20:12Balae.
20:12Balae.
20:14Balae.
20:15Hindi naman namin pababayaan.
20:17Yung mga bata.
20:17Balae.
20:21Balae.
20:22Balae.
20:22Balae.
20:23Balae.
20:24Balae.
20:27Relax na.
20:30Maapunga kaya.
20:32Balae.
20:34Balae.
20:35Balae.
20:36Relax ka lang.
20:37Balae.
20:39We didn't have a good time for a long time, but I think now we should know what you're feeling.
20:50Do you know what you're going to do?
20:54Balae.
20:55Do you understand the responsibility that you need to do?
21:01Balae.
21:01Bakit anak ngayon biniglamo ako?
21:04Balae.
21:05Bakit sinasabi ko sa'yo na ipakilala mo sa'kin kung oras may maligaw sa'yo.
21:12Hindi ako magdadabot.
21:14Kaya na, nandiyan ako yan eh.
21:16Balae, nandiyan na yan.
21:18Saan lang ang important natin po ngayon eh, maintindihan natin kung ano yung mga pangyayaring na gaganapan.
21:23Pare, mare, kayo ba eh naintindihan niyo itong ginagawa natin?
21:27Okay na pare.
21:28Kayo po ba eh, alam niyo po ang nangyayari ngayon.
21:31Nagaganap ngayon.
21:32Kasal?
21:33Eh, hindi po kasal.
21:34Wala pang kasalan na mangyayari.
21:37Kasi ang ginagawa po natin ngayon ano, eh, nakakaroon po tayo ng yarian.
21:42Yan pong yarian eh, yan po'y mga pagpapanggap at hindi mga totoo.
21:46Kagaya po, hindi po ako totoong judge.
21:48At wala pong totoong kasalang mangyayari.
21:50Ako po ay artista.
21:51Kung di niyo ako nakikilala, ako po si Michael B.
21:54Umiiyak!
22:00Hindi po totoong judge.
22:07Hindi niyo balahe yan.
22:09Hindi niyo balahe yan.
22:11Wala kayong balahe.
22:14Hindi po nakikita niyo sa TV.
22:16Hindi po nakikita niyo sa TV.
22:18Nakikita niyo ako sa TV.
22:20Umiiyak.
22:23Baka gusto niyo tumawa.
22:27Hindi po kayo natutuan, nakakahinga, walang nangyayari sa anak mo.
22:30Walang natutuan na.
22:31Walang baka natin.
22:35Walang baka natin.
22:36Eto na, panoorin natin yung mga pinadalan yung videos dito sa ating Pinoy's Funniest Video.
22:42The owners of the following videotape materials which you are about to see
22:45have granted GMA the exclusive rights to air and use the videos for the program Bitoy's Funniest Videos.
22:51GMA owns the broadcast rights to these videos worldwide and in perpetuity.
22:55Woohoo!
22:56Ay!
22:57Parang sarap mong tuntungan!
22:59Hahaha!
23:00Yeah!
23:00Sarap mo namang ihulog!
23:02Ano kamo?
23:03Ihulog!
23:06Diff!
23:07Ba't ganyan ang mata ng anak natin?
23:09Baliktad!
23:10Ay!
23:11Correction!
23:11Hindi ko anak yan.
23:13Anak mo lang yan!
23:16Ano pare?
23:17Kaya mo ba yan?
23:19Oo!
23:19Kaya ko yan!
23:20Ako pa!
23:23Eto na!
23:24Eto na!
23:25Eto na!
23:26Eto na!
23:27Eto na!
23:28Sino tumulak sa akin?
23:30Mga kasama ko dito sa studio!
23:32Ano?
23:32Natawa ba kayo?
23:33Natawa!
23:34Hehehe!
23:35Pero kayong maboto dyan!
23:36Gusto yun sa kanilang!
23:37Gusto yun yung manalong first, second, and third prize!
23:39Kaya hawa ka ng mga keypads!
23:40You may start voting!
23:42Now!
23:54Walang delay delay dito sa counting namin dito!
23:57Kaya eto na yung resulta ng audience voting natin para sa PFB!
24:00Ang mga nanalong dik sa Btoys Funniest Video site na tawagan sa pamamagitan ng telepono at telebisyon!
24:05Ano mga announcement na matatanggap sa pamamagitan ng text ay hindi nang galing at hindi kikilalanin ng GMA7!
24:22Congratulations!
24:23At syempre ang pinakanagpasaya sa ating lahat sa Come and Go!
24:26Our Funniest Face of the Week!
24:27Natatanggap ng 10,000 pesos ay walang iba kundi si...
24:38Yeah!
24:42O siguro naman, malamig na ang pakiramdam natin kaya pwede na tayong mag-relax at magpaalam!
24:47Gusto ko lang ba salamat ang lahat ng nandito ngayon sa audience natin!
24:52Lahat ng mga nanood sa kanigan lang mga bahay, lahat ng mga tumulong sa atin,
24:56Porcupine and of course AXN Time, AXN Shades, maraming salamat sa inyong lahat!
25:00Next week na lang ulit, marami pa tayong mga fresh at cool na cool na mga videos
25:04Kaya tambay lang ulit sa BFB
25:05Dahil sabi ito is my newest video, siguradong...
25:08Yari ka!
25:10See you next week!
25:11Yari ka!
25:13Yari ka!