Akala mo kasama ni Snow White ang mga dwarves, pero nandito pala ‘yung isa na nangugulat! May nakakangisay na prank naman si Bitoy kasama si Glydel Mercado.
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03:55For women, for this survey, normal people read the bold magazines.
04:02Is it true?
04:03For me, it's not true.
04:07You read the book?
04:09It's not true.
04:11It's not true.
04:13It's not true?
04:15Is it true for women?
04:17Is it true for women?
04:19Is it true for you?
04:21I think it's normal.
04:24It's normal to you for sure.
04:26You don't know if you read it.
04:28It's not the reading of the bold magazine,
04:30but it's the pang-good time.
04:31So here we go, J4K.
04:32Let's go!
04:51J4K.
04:53You can see your victim.
04:55You can see your victim.
04:57You can see your victim.
04:59You can see your victim.
05:01And we'll see you here at J4K.
05:05J4K!
05:07Hello?
05:09Weenie! Oh, hi!
05:11Yeah, about the party, I have to ask my parents.
05:13I'm gonna ask permission pa for my mom.
05:15Hello?
05:17Hello?
05:19Hello?
05:21Sandali, ha?
05:22Andito ka dadaan?
05:23Oo.
05:24Ha?
05:25I'm gonna ask permission pa.
05:29Po?
05:30Hintayin po ako dito.
05:32Sige po.
05:33Uhm...
05:34Okay.
05:36Higing pong party.
05:38Andito po ako.
05:44Opo.
05:45Ito po.
05:46Ayan.
05:48Nasaan ka na ba?
05:49Sandali lang, ha?
05:50Sandali lang, ha?
05:52Ew!
05:53Ew!
05:54Hello?
05:55Hello?
05:56Michelle?
05:57Sandali lang, ha?
05:58May nangbabas na sa'kin.
05:59Tapos...
06:00Hindi sa'kin yan.
06:01Ano yung classic magazine?
06:02Alika dito!
06:03Mano!
06:04Alika dito!
06:05Alika dito, Pogi!
06:06Ano yan?
06:08Ha?
06:09Hindi ko pa kasi alam masyado, eh.
06:11Ha?
06:12Oo.
06:13Hindi ko pa kasi...
06:14Ha?
06:15Ay, grabe ka naman.
06:16Hindi sa'kin yan, ha?
06:17Hindi sa'kin yan, ha?
06:18Hindi sa'kin yan.
06:19Ang basos mo naman.
06:20Hello?
06:21Hello?
06:22Uy, grabe!
06:23Di ba Cornell yung dad mo?
06:27Meron kasi dalawa dito, eh.
06:28Binabastos ako.
06:29Inaaputan ako ng magazine na...
06:31Eh, playgirl, o?
06:32Hindi rin kasi sa'kin yan, eh.
06:35Ha?
06:36Grabe!
06:37May police ka...
06:38Di ba may police na kanila yung dad mo?
06:39Andito ako sa regto ngayon.
06:40Ha?
06:41Ay, naku.
06:42Papuntahin mo na!
06:43Di ba yung daddy mo, Colonel?
06:44O, kasi minababasto sa'kin dito dalawang lalaki, eh.
06:47Oo.
06:48May magazine.
06:49Yuck talaga!
06:50Ayan ka na ba?
06:51Bumunta ka na nga dito, o?
06:52Kadili mga...
06:53Yuck ba!
06:54Ano?
06:55May mga dala silang mga kadili na magazine, o?
06:57Dito, guard lang, eh.
06:59Kadili mga...
07:00Yuck ba!
07:01Ano?
07:02Ang mga dala silang mga kadili na magazine, o?
07:04Dito, guard lang, eh.
07:06Uy, grabe!
07:07Ang bastos, ha?
07:08Hindi sa'kin yan, ha?
07:09Grabe naman to.
07:10Ah, hello?
07:11Hello?
07:12Yes?
07:13Alam mo, may nambabasto sa'kin dito ang dalawang guy.
07:15Yeah.
07:16Um, there's bastos magazine.
07:18O, sakin daw siya.
07:19I don't know this.
07:20Hello?
07:21Ayan ba ang dad mo?
07:22Di ba, Colonel siya?
07:23Yeah.
07:24Um, there's bastos magazine.
07:25O, sakin daw siya.
07:27I don't know this.
07:28Hello?
07:29Ayan ba ang dad mo?
07:30Di ba, Colonel siya?
07:31Ayan ba ang dad mo?
07:32Di ba, Colonel siya?
07:33Hello?
07:34Manong?
07:35Manong?
07:36Hali ka magnaupukin ng babasto.
07:37Hindi naman po sa'kin yun, o?
07:38Manong?
07:39Hindi po.
07:40Ah, Lily?
07:41Oh, I'm not sure pa, no?
07:42Uy, grabe ko naman, Manong.
07:43Hindi naman sa'kin yan.
07:44Uy, Manong nambabasto.
07:45Hello?
07:46Hello?
07:47Di ba, Colonel yung dad mo?
07:48Merong Manong nambabasto sa'kin dito, eh?
07:50Ano?
07:51Uy, grabe ko naman, Manong.
07:52Hindi naman sa'kin yan.
07:53Uy, Manong nambabasto.
07:54Hello?
07:55Hello?
07:56Di ba, Colonel yung dad mo?
07:58Merong Manong nambabasto sa'kin dito, eh?
08:01Ano?
08:05Bakit inaabod niya yung magazine?
08:07Hindi naman sa'kin yan?
08:08Eh, siya.
08:09Kasi dyan na bagsak, eh.
08:10Yempre siya ako ito.
08:11Eh, bastos ata yan, eh.
08:12Ha?
08:13Hindi.
08:14Kasi dito na laglag, eh.
08:15Sa tingin mo, magdadala ako ng ganyan.
08:17Ganyan.
08:18Wala naman sa'kin.
08:19Tinatanong ko lang lang ako kayo, eh.
08:20Eh, inaabot mo nga sa'kin kanina, di ba?
08:22Ito yan nga.
08:23Tinatanong ko lang.
08:24Tinatanong ko lang naman kayo.
08:25Tinatanong ko.
08:29Tinatanong ko?
08:30O, tapos?
08:31O, tapos.
08:32Sabi mo hindi.
08:33Oo nga.
08:34O, bakit nakasahin ka pa rin?
08:35Siyempre, ginakausapin, eh.
08:36It's okay.
08:37Yung camera namin.
08:38Tiyari kayo.
08:41Hehehe.
08:42Tingin mo ba?
08:43Nagbabasa ako ng ganyan?
08:44Nasa itsura ko ba?
08:45Ay, hindi naman namin alam, eh.
08:46Alam, eh.
08:47Alam siya na naglag.
08:48Ikala namin sa'yo yun.
08:49Kasi, walang yung dumakang kasi.
08:50Ano?
08:51Pinang PlayStation, o?
08:52Hindi, eh.
08:53Sayin nyo yun, eh.
08:54Tatanggiw nyo lang.
08:56Nasa't ito is funniest video kayo.
08:59E, sabi mo?
09:00Siyempre.
09:01Siyempre.
09:02Hindi.
09:03Eh, di kung sa'kin yung kinuha ko, di ba?
09:04Baka sa'yo.
09:05Hindi, sa'kin.
09:06Ha?
09:07Hindi sa'yo?
09:08Eh, bakit?
09:09Sa'kin mo binibigay?
09:10Naita ko lang siya.
09:11Sa'yo siguro yan.
09:12Badin ka, no?
09:14Wait lang, ah.
09:15Sabi mo, hindi sa'yo?
09:16Eh, bakit sa'yo mo pinapasa?
09:18Naita ko lang gaya sa mag-move.
09:19Ha?
09:20Oo.
09:21Kung di talaga sa'yo yan, patunayan mo nga.
09:22Ayaw na lang siya!
09:30Sa pagbabalik ng BFB, nako, magtatabaho na yung mga elektrisyan
09:34at siguradong masya-shock kayo sa mga mangyayari.
09:36Mamaya yan, sa pagbabalik ng Bitoy's Funniest Video.
09:39Diyan na kayo.
09:40Diyan na kayo.
09:43Mayong?
09:44Hoy?
09:45Manong, matutulog muna ako.
09:46Ito si Cleo.
09:47Siya munang bahala.
09:48Kung may kailangan kayo, sabihin niyo lang, ha?
09:50Kasi kasi kayo.
09:51Kung gusto niyo ng tubig o ano man.
09:53Yari ka!
10:03Yari ka!
10:07Pagkasama ka raw ng mga elektrisyans na magtatrabaho,
10:10limbawa, sa bahay niyo, magingat ka dahil baka makuryente ka.
10:13Pero pagkasama mo naman yung mga elektrisyans na ikaw ang tatrabahohin,
10:18magingat ka rin dahil siguradong yari ka.
10:21Yari ka.
10:22Yari ka.
10:23Yari ka.
10:24Yari ka.
10:25Yari ka.
10:30Yari ka.
10:55Oh, you're being.
11:04Hi, Mom.
11:05Hello.
11:06Can you go to the bathroom?
11:08Oh, sorry, I'm going to go to the bathroom, ha?
11:10No.
11:11Do you have experience?
11:12No.
11:13Because you know what our work is.
11:15You're like, you're okay.
11:16You're okay.
11:17I'm going to go to the bathroom.
11:18I'm going to go to the bathroom.
11:19I'm going to go to the bathroom.
11:21I'm going to work here because he's doing it in our house.
11:27Manong.
11:28Hi.
11:29Manong, I'm going to sleep.
11:30This is Cleo.
11:31Please be careful if you need to tell us.
11:34Okay.
11:35If you want water or anything, please be careful.
11:38I'll rain.
11:39Okay.
11:40Okay.
11:41I'm going to sleep.
11:43Okay.
11:44I'll sleep.
11:45I'll sleep.
11:46I'll sleep.
11:47Cleo?
11:48Let's go.
11:49Cleo?
11:50Yes.
11:51Cleo?
11:52Yes.
11:53Please.
11:54Please find me.
11:55Okay.
11:56Jeo?
11:57Please.
11:58Yes.
11:59Okay?
12:00Yes.
12:01Yes.
12:02Okay.
12:03You can sleep?
12:04Yes.
12:05Please.
12:06You can sleep.
12:07Yes.
12:08Yes.
12:09Yes.
12:10Yes.
12:11Please.
12:12Please.
12:13Yes.
12:14Yes.
12:15I'll sleep.
12:17Let's go on.
12:38Shocking.
12:39Tataas pa ang voltage ng Yarigan.
12:41Mamaya sa pagpapatuloy ng Yarigan.
12:42Diyan lang kayo.
12:43Magbabalik pa ang BFB.
12:47Yari ka!
12:52Yari ka!
13:00Nakakita na ba kayo ng mga estatwa na duwende?
13:04Yung mga nasa bakuran.
13:06Maliliin.
13:07Oh, marami yun. Iba-iba, di ba?
13:09Pag may garden ka, lalagay mo kung ano-ano itsuro, kung ano-ano kulay.
13:13Yung mga duwending estatwa na nilalagay sa garden,
13:15dekorasyon siya.
13:17Pero yung mga duwending estatwa na biglang gumagalaw,
13:20lako yun!
13:21Shocking siya!
13:22Pecabucetan sa pagkaan dan suDoFBras
13:24Starg Legis
13:24Lako siya amasa ngimi pasado yung mga zatwi,
13:25îngyuno siya.
13:34Yari ka!
13:37Yari yari yari yari ka!
13:39Matok muna kayo!
13:40Pagkaan muna yung.
13:41the other
13:44yeah
13:48yeah
13:51yeah
13:56yeah
14:00yeah
14:05yeah
14:09yeah
14:12yeah
14:17yeah
14:19yeah
14:22yeah
14:24yeah
14:30yeah
14:36The owners of the following videotape materials, which you are about to see, have granted GMA the exclusive rights to air and use the videos for the program Bitoy's Funniest Videos.
14:51GMA owns the broadcast rights to these videos worldwide and in perpetuity.
14:56Baby, mamaya ka na kumain. Mag-ilamos ka muna.
14:59Eto po! Nag-ilamos na po ako!
15:02Wow! I'm dancing in the rain!
15:05Panorin niyo ako. Ha?
15:07Ang sarap ay video ko. Ang galing ko kasi sumayaw e, no?
15:10Oh? Kaya mo to?
15:15Hoy! Sino ka?
15:17Ako si Cam.
15:19Si Cam Beng?
15:21Hindi! Ako si Cam Matayan!
15:25Pukunin ko na ang mga kaaluluan nyo!
15:28Huwag! Huwag!
15:30Pinoy's! Local na local yan.
15:34Okay, mga nandit sa studio, nasa kamay nyo kung sino sa kanilang mananal ng first, second, and third prize.
15:39Kaya hawakan na yung mga keypads nyo.
15:41Hawakan nyo na yan. Ready na kayo. You may start voting now!
15:45I-switch na natin ang full power ng Yariga mamaya sa magbabalik ng BNB. Diyan lang kayo.
16:01Naka-disgrash ako yung tao.
16:06Eh, bakit ako? Hindi naman po ako naka-disgrash.
16:09Eh, ikaw nag-switch ka mo?
16:10Hindi po nga po eh.
16:11Eh, sino humawak na-switch daw?
16:13Kasi inutos niya.
16:14Kaya ma!
16:15Eh, ano mo na kayo. Sige na, sige na.
16:17Huwag mong hawakan yan. Baka mga muka dyan.
16:19Sige na, sige na, sige na.
16:21Yari ka!
16:26Yari ka!
16:27Na kuryente na ba kayo?
16:32Hintlo kami.
16:34Langulit ko ng tinanong, hindi nyo parang nalaman sagot.
16:37Ano kuryente ka kasi?
16:39Parang nanginginig ka, diba?
16:40Tsaka pag nakakita ka ng taong nakukuryente, nakikita mo nanginginig.
16:43Pero alam nyo, dapat kayo manginig.
16:46Dahil kayo talaga ang kukuryente namin.
16:48Lalo na kung nandito dito ka sa BFB, dahil siguradong yari ka.
16:57What?
17:00Come on!
17:04What?
17:08Oh, please, please, please, please put that part!
17:14Okay, here you go!
17:16I put it.
17:18Hello?
17:19What did you do?
17:21Hey, what did you do?
17:22I put it in my hole.
17:24What did we do?
17:25Pumutok ayun.
17:27Naka open?
17:28Ito pumutok. Bigla na lang pumutok ayun.
17:30Itong takit.
17:31Ito ayun.
17:32Ito ayun.
17:33Ma'am!
17:34Ma'am!
17:35Kuya!
17:35Anything na nangyari?
17:36Hayun.
17:38Ma'am!
17:38Ah!
17:39Bigla na lang pumutok ayun.
17:41I wanna ko si Ma'am!
17:42Ayan!
17:43Tamay!
17:44May pwede nating ano yan?
17:44Ayan.
17:45Namatay ba yan?
17:46Ma'am!
17:47Hindi nang pwede nga, so may kuryente pa eh.
17:48Pa'no to?
17:49Wala na naka open.
17:50Sandali ano nangyari?
17:51Naka open yun nandun?
17:52Oto.
17:53Oh!
17:55We're doing it, honey!
17:57Come on! Come on!
17:59That's it! That's it!
18:01What happened?
18:02I was just caught up.
18:03Oh!
18:04Where are you?
18:06I didn't know how I did this thing.
18:07What is that?
18:09What happened to you earlier?
18:11What happened to you earlier?
18:13What happened to you earlier?
18:15What happened to you earlier?
18:17What happened to you earlier?
18:19Did you say that when you were on you earlier?
18:21In the case, what's going on?
18:23You're just going to get caught up and get caught up.
18:26I just want to go.
18:28You're going to put it on?
18:30You're going to put it on.
18:32Then you can sit on and use it.
18:34Then you can't get caught up.
18:37You should not know if you can.
18:39You should use this thing here.
18:42You should use this thing right now.
18:45You should use this thing.
18:47You should use this thing.
18:49Why did you switch?
18:51It's a bad thing.
18:53What happened?
18:55What happened?
18:57I'm electrician.
18:59Why did you switch?
19:01I didn't want to switch.
19:03You didn't want to switch?
19:05What happened?
19:07I was switched.
19:09Why did you switch?
19:11Why did you switch?
19:13You switched?
19:15Who did switch?
19:17Because he had to switch.
19:19He had to switch.
19:21He had to switch.
19:23He had to switch.
19:25He had to switch.
19:27He had to switch.
19:29What did you do?
19:31He had to switch.
19:33Why did you switch?
19:35He said, I'm off.
19:37Then there was a camera.
19:39Why?
19:41Let's see what happened.
19:43It's not.
19:45I'm off.
19:47It's not me.
19:49You should have to switch.
19:51You should have to switch.
19:53I don't know.
19:55Why did you switch?
19:57No.
19:59My family doesn't exist.
20:01I'm calling my unit.
20:03I don't have any trouble.
20:05Do you know what it is off and what it is on?
20:07I know because it's not on-off, it's not on-off.
20:10It's not on-off because when it's on-off, it's on-off.
20:14Let's see if it's on-off.
20:16How do I go to the present?
20:18I'm not on the present because I don't have a problem.
20:21I don't have a problem.
20:23You can't have a problem.
20:24You can't have a problem.
20:26You can't have a problem.
20:27But if you say that the problem, you can avoid the case.
20:32I don't have a problem.
20:34I don't have a problem.
20:36I don't have a problem.
20:38I don't have a problem.
20:40I'll call you Ruby.
20:42I'll call you Ruby.
20:44I'll call you Ruby.
20:46He'll call you, he'll call you.
20:48Okay, you're okay.
20:50I'll call you this case.
20:52We'll call you Mr. Campo.
20:54Sir, you can call me the family.
20:56Sir, you're okay.
20:58Samuel, you're okay?
21:00Okay, I'll admit it.
21:02You're okay, you're not on the present.
21:04You're not on the present.
21:06You're not on the present.
21:07You're not on the present.
21:08You're not on the present.
21:09Let's go, let's go.
21:10Let's go.
21:11Let's go.
21:12Is Samuel okay?
21:13Okay, I'll do it.
21:14Okay.
21:15I'm not on the present.
21:16I'm Michael V.
21:18Yeah!
21:19I'm on the present.
21:21Oh, my God.
21:23Oh, my God.
21:25Hey.
21:29What?
21:36Mayari ka Cleo, Cleo, mayari ka.
21:40Palagunta natin Mrs. Gladel Mercado.
21:46At ito na ang mga local entries na naligo ng boto nila
21:49sa audience natin sa PFV.
21:59Texts ay hindi nanggaling at hindi kikilalani ng GMA7.
22:18Ayan na!
22:20Ayoko namang maligo sa sermon,
22:21kaya kailangan siguro tapusin na natin itong show.
22:24Huwag kayong mag-alala,
22:24dahil marami pa kayong chances na makakita ng mga kwelang videos next week.
22:28Basta tumutok lang kayo sa Bitoy's Funniest Videos every week.
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