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00:00Is this going to happen?
00:01Oh!
00:04Today's evening, BFV.
00:09Why is this going to be a drama?
00:12Huh?
00:13I'm not going to die again.
00:14I'm going to die so I'm not going to die.
00:16Yaya!
00:17Ah!
00:19What's your name?
00:20GRO.
00:23Grr. Grr. Grr. Grr.
00:24It's a good thing now, eh.
00:34Hey, magandang gabi sa inyo
00:36Sabado night na naman
00:37Oras na naman ng gimmick
00:38At ng good time
00:39May isang pa ba kayo?
00:41Dito na kayo sa BFV
00:42Dahil ang dami namin yan dito
00:43At hindi lang gimmick
00:44At good time
00:45Sigurado pang yari ka
01:14Pipili tayo ng limang finalists
01:16Sa mga yan
01:17At isa sa kanila
01:18At tatangaling funniest face of the week
01:19Natatanggap ng 10,000 pesos
01:23Kung narinig nyo na yung
01:25Ang kasabihan to
01:25Ituloy nyo
01:26Don't judge a book
01:28By its cover
01:30Ay mali
01:31Don't judge the book by each other
01:34By its cover
01:36Kasi pag ginawaan nyo yan
01:37Ako
01:38Hindi lang kayo magiging mapanghusga
01:40At makakasakit
01:41Malamang mayari pa kayo
02:18Good afternoon guys
02:19Ito nga pala si Joe
02:20From FHM Magazine
02:22Actually pinagawa namin yung survey na to
02:24Para malaman namin
02:25Kung ano talaga yung gusto
02:25Ng mga
02:26Siyempre
02:27Ay yung mga kalalaki
02:28Kung ano ba yung
02:28Mas nakakapaghano sa atin
02:29Na bilin yung magazine na to
02:31So this time
02:32Parang nag-iisip yung company namin
02:34Na baguhin naman yung aming style
02:35Yung aming strategy
02:36Bakit hindi naman bigyan ng chance
02:38Yung mga
02:38Mga baguhan
02:40Nakapakita kami sa inyo
02:41Ng mga pictures
02:42Authentic pictures
02:43Na mga girls
02:44Na kinuha namin yung kanilang mga pictures
02:46Sa kanilang mga talent managers
02:47Mga handlers
02:48So
02:49Hindi naman siguro lahat dito
02:50Married na no?
02:52Sino yung mga married na?
02:53Ayan yung mga asawa
02:55Sino yung wala pa?
02:58Girlfriends
03:00Girlfriend
03:00Girlfriend
03:01Girlfriend
03:02Okay may girlfriend
03:02So simulan na natin
03:05Ito yung aming
03:06Picture number one
03:08Yung first namin
03:09Si Safel Subido
03:1120 years old
03:12Sa tingin nyo
03:12Ano ang trabaho ni Safel?
03:14A
03:15Musician
03:16Guitarist
03:16B
03:17Chromogirl for events
03:18A or B lang
03:19A or B lang
03:20A or B lang
03:21Sino nagsabing
03:22Musician si Safel?
03:261, 2, 3, 4, 5
03:28The rest
03:30Chromogirl
03:31Yung nagsabing na
03:33Musician
03:33Sorry guys
03:35Pero
03:35Chromogirl si Safel
03:37Sa car show
03:38At saka sa sports events
03:39Next
03:43Si Jamie Gonzalez
03:4419 years old
03:46A
03:47Student
03:48B
03:49GRO
03:52Sino nagsabing
03:54Dahil sa
03:55Okay sino nagsabing
03:56GRO
04:00Okay sino nagsabing
04:03Student
04:03Sir paano man
04:04Nasabing student
04:05Girlfriend
04:06Girlfriend
04:09Girlfriend
04:10Ano yun?
04:11GRO
04:12Kasi
04:13Daya akod
04:14Na naging
04:15Naging
04:15Guest na ako nun
04:17Naging
04:20Naging
04:21Customer
04:23Sa
04:24Customer
04:25Sa
04:25Club
04:29Girlfriend
04:30Girlfriend
04:30Nga yun eh
04:31Girlfriend
04:32Nga yun eh
04:32Schoolmate
04:32Amin eh
04:34Hindi
04:35Hindi
04:35Hindi
04:35Yan talaga yun
04:37Siya talaga
04:37For sure
04:39Baka
04:41Baka
04:42Baka
04:42Baka
04:42Side line
04:44No
04:44No
04:44No
04:45No
04:45I'm sure
04:46I'm definitely sure
04:49You're not
04:50You're not
04:50Sigurado kong
04:51Baka side line
04:52No
04:52GR
04:53Okay lang
04:55Okay lang yung comment mo sir
04:56Pero
04:57I'm very certain
04:59COVID
04:59Diga siya naging
05:01Sigurado
05:01Nga
05:02Tuwigil ka
05:02Naging
05:03Naging
05:03Postulado rin siya eh
05:04Okay
05:05I'm sure
05:06I don't know
05:08But if you can
05:10Keep it to yourself
05:21I don't know
05:22I don't know
05:23Tagpuhin nga dito
05:29Ikaw aporki may camera ha
05:31May kita mo sa monitor
05:32Todo smile ka ha
05:34Ganyan ka rin ba pag wala ng camera?
05:36Opo
05:36Talagang humingiti ka palago yun
05:40Ikaw
05:40Of course
05:41Uy
05:42Baka naman pag wala ng camera eh
05:44Iba ay tsura nyo
05:45Baka ganito
05:45Parang gusto nyo mag
05:47Come to me
05:48Asano ba yun?
05:48Ayun
05:49Come to me
05:58Baka naman pag wala ng 사람이 ng halfway
06:00Iba ay narik
06:02Anang
06:02Iba na
06:06Musi
06:08Nga
06:09Usik
06:10Iba
06:11Iba
06:18Ayun
06:19I don't know.
06:30You're right.
06:32You're right.
06:32Why?
06:32Come on.
06:36I have a problem.
06:38You're right.
06:40You're right.
06:43Yeah!
06:45I don't know.
06:46Oh
07:16I don't want to eat it.
07:18I don't want to eat it on the ground.
07:19I don't want to eat it.
07:22I don't want to stress it.
07:24You're going to eat it on your first day.
07:26I'm going to leave it.
07:30Let's eat it.
07:33Let's eat it.
07:34We're going to eat it.
07:39When you eat it,
07:42you can eat it.
07:43See it at the top.
07:44Let's eat it with you.
07:45Let's eat it.
07:48Let's do it.
07:50Go on.
07:58Why not?
08:09Find out!
08:11Find out!
08:13Find out!
08:14Try to get out what you think!
08:19.
08:20It's me, you!
08:25.
08:39She's drunk on the end!
08:46Hey, why not to go away?
08:48Is that what you're going to do?
08:50It's Freddy, because there's a movie.
08:52Can you go to the store?
08:53Freddy, ah!
08:57Hey!
08:58Huh?
09:00What's this? Why are you going to go to the store?
09:03What's that?
09:04Why?
09:06Why are you going to go to the store?
09:09Why are you going to go to the store?
09:11Why are you going to go to the store?
09:16What's happening?
09:18Why are you going to go out?
09:21Why are you going to go out?
09:22It's the end!
09:23Why are you going to be there?
09:26Oh, this is the store!
09:28What's this?
09:31Jay, what's this?
09:34Do you know what Jay?
09:36If you're like this, you won't be able to make it so far.
09:38You can purchase it!
09:40You can do that!
09:42If you're going to that, you can purchase it!
09:44I'm going to watch TV.
09:46Do you know how to do it?
09:49Funniest video!
09:51Do you know what you want?
09:52I'm going to watch it now.
09:54Look at that.
09:56I'm going to watch it now.
09:59Funniest video.
10:00I'm going to watch it now.
10:02I'm going to watch it now.
10:03Go!
10:10Nagaabang na si Mang Enriquez at si Kay Brosas
10:12para sa mga magiging on-the-spot kasabot natin.
10:15Kaya Mang K, Bang K, Mang K, tira na!
10:21Hello!
10:22Andito na po tayo sa on-the-spot kasabot
10:24kung saan patuloy kami sumisikat
10:26at patuloy kami nakakaguluhan.
10:28Andami ng tao, diba? Oo.
10:29Ako po si Kay Brosas.
10:31At siyempre mga kapuso, makakasama nyo pa rin po
10:33ang walang kinikiningan at walang ka-eklabo-eklabo sa buhay.
10:38Mang Enriquez po, mga kapuso.
10:39Yan! Hawak ako ng mga Enriquez
10:41ang fishbowl kung saan mag-iikot kami
10:43para maghanap ng kasabot.
10:45At pag nakahanap na po kami,
10:47aalokin po namin ng 3,000 pisong premyo.
10:50Yan!
10:51Ay kung magagawa nila yung prank na ipagagawa namin.
10:54Kaya ano? Halika na?
10:55Tara na.
10:56Kuya, kuya, kuya, kuya.
10:57Tapos ka na ba?
10:58May ginagawa ka?
10:58Alam ko.
10:59May ginagawa ka?
11:00May ginagawa ka sa mata mo tapos na ilakad mo.
11:01Hindi pa po eh.
11:02Hindi pa. Anong pag-agawin mo?
11:03Anong kailangan papeles?
11:04NBI.
11:06Nangakatakot?
11:06Wag na.
11:07Hindi pa siya cleared.
11:07May lakad ka pa ngayon.
11:09Tama ito.
11:10Meron, meron.
11:12Ano yan?
11:12Sedula? Ano yan?
11:13Pag nakalis ka lang, sulat ka.
11:14Ingats ka.
11:15Tama-tama yan.
11:16Tato lip.
11:17Babasahin ko.
11:18Basahin ko ha?
11:20Ang challenge mo ay lalapit ka sa isang matandang babae.
11:23At tatawag mo siyang inay.
11:25At sasabi mo sa kanya habang umiiyak ka.
11:28Ako'y nawawala mong anak.
11:30Ako'y nawawala.
11:30Nay.
11:31Hindi mo lang kailangan.
11:32Nay.
11:32Kain nyo ba?
11:34Sige.
11:34Lalapit ka sa isang babae.
11:38At sasabi mo kung pwede ay kunan ka ng picture.
11:42Kapag gumawa ka ng babae, abo mo sa kanyang camera.
11:45Pero pag ready na ang babae na kunan ka, bigla kang tatakbo at iiwan mo sa kanyang camera.
11:50After two minutes, saka mo siya mabalikan para sabihin na joke, joke, joke, ganon.
11:56Pag nagawa mo yun after two minutes, sayo yun agad 3,000 pesos.
11:59Kailangan kuya?
12:01Kaya, kaya.
12:02Magkapanggap ka na bingi.
12:03Maghanap ka ng tao, biktima.
12:05At tanawin mo ang direksyong puntang Kiyapo.
12:07At pag sinabi sa'yo, pauulit-ulit mo sa kanyang.
12:10Dahil dahil nga bungul ka, hindi mo narinig.
12:14Kukulitin mo na kukulitin.
12:15Ano ulit?
12:16Saan?
12:16Saan?
12:17Panda?
12:17Gano'n.
12:19Excuse me.
12:22Nay, tagal po na ako kayo inahanap, Nay.
12:24Excuse me.
12:25Nay, ako po'y nawawala ninyong anak, Nay.
12:28Pakiusap naman po.
12:29Tanggapin niyo po ako, Nay.
12:30Ay, naman niyo po!
12:30Huwag po'y nawawala ninyong anak, Nay.
12:32Tagal na po natin hindi nagkikita.
12:35Anak?
12:38Opo, ako po'y nawawala ninyong anak.
12:40Hindi niyo na huwag ako matandaan.
12:43Malit po ako nung iniwanin niyo.
12:44Kung hindi niyo na huwag ako matandaan.
12:45Ang anak ko, dalawa lang.
12:47Pakiusap naman po.
12:48Tanggapin niyo.
12:49At tagal ko na ako kayo inahanap.
12:50Tapos...
12:51Hindi wala naman akong anak na nawawala, eh.
12:53Hindi wala naman po, Nay.
12:54Ay, tagal ko na ako kayo inahanap, Nay.
12:59Pakiusap ko, Nay.
12:59Paano yun?
13:00Wala naman akong anak na nawawala.
13:02At nahirap na huwag ako sa buhay ko, Nay.
13:05Kailangan-kailangan ko na unang matigiran.
13:07Kaya nasyama niyo na huwag ako.
13:08Tagal ko na ako kayo inahanap, Nay.
13:09Pwede ka nakasama na lang kita.
13:10Ang pati na bang!
13:17Sampuan, yun pampuntang kay Apo.
13:19Pakitan mo sa waiting sa mga driver?
13:21Hindi ko anong, eh.
13:24Duhu, sa bila!
13:26Sampu!
13:26Sarang po, Sarang po!
13:27Pakilakas nga po ulit!
13:28Pakilakas!
13:29Mili on po ukun!
13:34Kaya?
13:35Sampu, Sarang po ulit!
13:35Sarang po kahit sa kabila?
13:36Sarang po ulit.
13:37Pakilulit nga po ser.
13:38Sarang po, Sarang po!
13:39Sarang po!
13:40Sampo.
13:41Para?
13:44Sampo.
13:46Sampo.
13:54Sampo ating.
13:56Boni.
13:57Boni.
13:58Boni.
14:01Boni.
14:04Gabi.
14:06Gabi.
14:07Gabi.
14:09Sampo.
14:10Gabi.
14:12Gabi.
14:12Dito, dito tayo pa, Pesto.
14:15And then?
14:16Then pipitsura mo ako ng...
14:18Ikaw, Juan.
14:19Kakukukuna mo.
14:21Okay.
14:46Thank you very much.
14:47Thank you very much.
14:47Nasabi ito'y Spanish video ka.
14:51Thank you, Tendee.
14:53Congratulations sa ating mga kapalamukha na nalo ngayon at sa ating mga nabiktima.
14:58Pasensya, no?
14:59At the way nagustuhan nyo ang aming mga ginawa, o?
15:02Di ba?
15:02Mga challenge na ginawa namin.
15:04Di ba, Kay?
15:05Andali lang nun.
15:06Kaya naman maghanda na kayo.
15:07Diyan, diyan.
15:08Kahit saan, kahit diyan.
15:10Magpapakahat-kahat lang kami.
15:11Dito lang yan sa On The Spot Kasapot.
15:17Ang ibang finalists natin sa ating come and go.
15:34Kayo mga nasa bahay, maghulaan na kayo kung sino sa kanila ang tatangaling funniest face of the week at tatanggap
15:40ng 10,000 pesos.
15:41Diyan lang kayo magpapalikpahan bito'y Spanish video!
15:48Kayo ba?
15:49Kayo?
15:50Naniniwala ba kayo sa mga pampaswerte?
15:52Ano yung mga pampaswerte yung sinusuot nyo?
15:54Yung mga naglalagay ng beats.
15:55Ano pa?
15:56Ano yun?
15:57Piso yung sapatos.
16:00Nagawa sa hitbulagayan.
16:02Yung mga pampaswerte na yan, iba-iba yan eh.
16:04Merong bago ngayon.
16:05Yung tinatawag na swerteng banga.
16:09Alam nyo yun?
16:09Narinig nyo na yun?
16:10Swerteng banga?
16:11Ano yun pa narinig yun?
16:12Yung swerteng banga, kung sinong sisilip sa loob niya, swerte siya.
16:18Pero pag ikaw yung sinilip nung galing doon sa loob ng banga, naku.
16:23Shocking siya.
16:33Yaya!
16:36Yaya!
16:38Yaya!
16:40Yaya!
16:45Yaya!
16:52Yaya!
16:53Yaya!
16:55Yaya!
17:04Yaya!
17:08Yaya!
17:11Yaya!
17:12Yaya!
17:13Yaya!
17:13Yaya!
17:13Yaya!
17:15Yaya!
17:15Yaya!
17:17Yaya!
17:17Yaya!
17:19Yaya!
17:20Yaya!
17:21Yaya!
17:22Yaya!
17:22Yaya!
17:23Yaya!
17:23Yaya!
17:29Yaya!
17:38Yaya!
17:40Yaya!
17:42Yaya!
17:43Yaya!
17:45Yaya!
17:47Mami!
17:50It's been a long time to return to 7 Spanish videos, so let's get started.
17:56Do you have a phone? Can you answer?
17:59Yes, it's a phone.
18:01Hello, hello, Jamie. You're busy, you're walking today.
18:12Pag may mga narinig tayong namimintas sa mga mahal natin sa buhay, madalas nasasaktan tayo. Parang na-hurt tayo.
18:18Kasi pero mo niyayari yung mga mahal mo sa buhay, parang hindi fair yun.
18:22Pero dito sa mga niyayari dito, dapat ikaw, ikaw mismo masaktan dahil ikaw ang mayayari.
18:28Ito na, yari ka.
18:39Tinatanong lang naman ako eh.
18:40Ano nga sir, okay lang po. Wala po aming anything or violent reaction sa iyo.
18:46Hindi, ayoko rin. Hindi naman kita gusto ma-offend. Kaya lang eh, naging customer nga ako.
18:51Sir Hector?
18:52Kasi sinasabi niya na naging customer daw siya?
18:588 months?
18:59I forgot my wallet though.
19:008 months?
19:018 months eh.
19:03Bahalay mo, hindi pa naman sinabi sa'yo na. Baka hindi lang nasabi sa'yo eh.
19:08Oo.
19:09Oo, nakuha ko yung number niya.
19:11Oo, may number na kalin.
19:12May pay?
19:13May pay niya ako number.
19:14Nakuwente niya sa'yo.
19:15Nakuwente niya sa'kin.
19:16Nakuwente niya sa'kin.
19:17Pero, uh, I think with the schedule, nag-back-out siya.
19:21Baka dahil nag-back-out, dahil nagtatrabaho nung extra side ba?
19:25Oo.
19:27Oo.
19:32Nakuha ko.
19:32I don't know, I don't know.
19:34Pumata kas ka na lang yan.
19:35Oo.
19:36Pinaschedule ko nga yan today eh.
19:38So, ewan ko mag.
19:39May schedule?
19:40Kasi ano?
19:42Schedule.
19:42Okay.
19:44Schedule.
19:45May numbers.
19:47Schedule ka nga.
19:47Okay.
19:48Sir, pwede na kakamali ka kasi.
19:49Hindi, hindi.
19:49Gusto mo.
19:50Tawagan ko.
19:52Tawagan ko.
19:54Tawagan ko.
19:56Oh.
19:57Jamie.
20:01Ito na, ito na.
20:02Nagre-ring.
20:03Nagre-ring na.
20:05Hello.
20:06Hello.
20:07Jamie.
20:07Oh.
20:11Busy ka?
20:12May lakad ka today?
20:14Oo.
20:15Oo.
20:17Alam mo yung Danara sa may Timog?
20:22Oo.
20:23Pwede ka pumunta dito.
20:25Oo.
20:26I-meet mo ko.
20:27Akala ko.
20:28Akala ko si Ryzen.
20:31Kawusap ko.
20:34Ayan.
20:35Jamie.
20:36Jamie.
20:37Kasi mayroon ko ngayon itong question.
20:38Kasi, um,
20:39Pigs na namin.
20:40Pag-disipa.
20:40Sinasabi na,
20:41Ano daw?
20:42Nag-ingguess mo daw siya.
20:47Tapos, yun yung boyfriend mo.
20:49Ano pa talaga yung totoo?
20:50Jamie.
20:51Kilala mo ba si Hector?
20:53Diba?
20:54Kasi kiniklaim mo naging,
20:55Ano mo daw siya?
20:56Ano ba kilala mo ko?
20:59Diba?
21:00Three months ago?
21:01Diba?
21:02Kailangan na ba?
21:03Ano?
21:03Ano?
21:05Boyfriend mo daw siya?
21:06Boyfriend mo daw siya.
21:07Which is true.
21:08Boyfriend ba yun?
21:09Boyfriend mo siya.
21:10Boyfriend.
21:11So,
21:12paano?
21:14Anas naman pala?
21:15Oo.
21:16Magpapaka-anas na rin ako.
21:17Kasi,
21:17hindi naman talaga survey ito eh.
21:19Hindi naman ako si Hector eh.
21:21Artista ako, pare.
21:22Ako si Michael Beetle.
21:23Tia Rico!
21:29Ito naman.
21:30Walang halo ito.
21:31Purong-purong Pinoy ito eh.
21:33Mga pinadala niyong entry sa ating Pinoy's Funniest Videos.
21:36Panoorin natin.
21:36The owners of the following videotape materials which you are about to see have granted GMA the exclusive rights to
21:42air and use the videos for the program Betoy's Funniest Videos.
21:45GMA owns the broadcast rights to these videos worldwide and in perpetuity.
21:49Bosh!
21:51Paying pagkain!
21:52Wala.
21:52Wala na pagkain.
21:53Sige na,
21:54Bosh!
21:55Bosh!
21:56Kahit itlog lang,
21:57Bosh!
21:58Kahit itlog lang!
22:00Ano ba?
22:00Wala!
22:01Walang itlog!
22:02Ano wala?
22:03Ano wala?
22:04Ito ang anak ni Manny Pacquiao.
22:07Sinlakas ni Manny ang suntok niya!
22:09Ha!
22:13Bosing!
22:14Tama na to.
22:16Pagod na ako ka mamasahe sa'yo eh.
22:19Papahinga muna ako ha?
22:21Ha Bosing?
22:23Ay ay ay!
22:23Tuloy mo yan!
22:24Baka gusto mong manghiram ng mukha sa aso.
22:26Ang bobo, Zing!
22:28Okay na ba yung pressure?
22:33Okay, lahat kayo mga kasama ko dito sa studio.
22:36Kayo naman ang baboto kung sino sa kanila mananalong first, second, and third prize.
22:40Hawa kayo ng mga keypads nyo.
22:41Kunin nyo na.
22:42Ayan.
22:43Pag ready na kayo, you may start voting now!
22:54Eh, gusto namin yung pamigay ka agad ang papremyo.
22:57Kaya eto na, resulta ng audience voting natin para sa PFV.
23:00Ang mga nanalo dito sa bitoy's funniest video site na tawagan sa pamamagitan ng telepono at television.
23:04Ano mga announcement na matatanggap sa pamamagitan ng text ay hindi nang galing at hindi kikilalani ng GMA7.
23:23At syempre, hindi makukumpleto ang grasya hanggang hindi natin nai-announce ang winner ng ating come and go
23:28na tatanggap ng Php 10,000.
23:30Ang funniest phase of the week natin ay si...
23:44O, kumpleto na ang treat namin sa inyo ngayong gabi.
23:46Kaya ang gandito na lang muna ang gimmick at good time natin.
23:49Maraming salamat sa Porcupine.
23:51Maraming salamat sa AXN Time.
23:52Thank you very much sa inyo lahat!
23:56Thank you, thank you.
23:57Harap-harap na lang ulit tayo dito next week sa BFV.
23:59Dahil sa BFV video siguradong Yarika!
24:03See you next week!
24:14Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho!