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00:00First in sports
00:09Is an NFL player getting divorced
00:13Because his dick is just way too big
00:17Of course
00:18This is definitely something you wouldn't hear on ESPN
00:20Coming up
00:22You know what you won't
00:23Is his dick so big
00:24Eventually though
00:26Like they know
00:26They're going to have to
00:27They're going to have to eventually
00:29They're just blazing the trail
00:30You know
00:30It's just
00:31That's what it's going to be
00:32It's going to be all about size
00:34And
00:34One day
00:35Did they bring up Travis Kelsey's dong at all
00:38Do you think on ESPN
00:39I bet they did
00:40I bet they did
00:41I don't recall
00:41I don't like the special
00:42Did they
00:42They referenced
00:43Did they
00:43Yeah
00:44Yeah
00:44It's only a matter of time
00:48Dick news travels fast
00:49Maybe they'll have this on there then today too
00:51Right
00:51Breaking dick news
00:53We have a first
00:54Right here
00:55Absolutely
00:56We always do
00:57Who is this man of
00:58Mystery
00:59Who is that
00:59This is
01:00Matt Khalil
01:03Influencer Haley Khalil
01:07Known as Haley Bailey
01:08On social media
01:08She says her
01:10Ex-husband
01:11Matt Khalil's penis size
01:13Was by far
01:15The biggest factor
01:16In their divorce
01:17She said
01:19We were trying to do
01:20The damn thing
01:21And put in work
01:22For the marriage
01:23But she says
01:27And this is a quote
01:28Deadass
01:30For our whole marriage
01:32Deadass
01:32I tried to try it all
01:36Therapists
01:37Doctors
01:38Not even lying
01:39Had to look up
01:40Lipo type stuff
01:42To see if that could help
01:43It's kind of funny
01:45But also kind of sad
01:47That was the biggest
01:48Factor
01:49In our divorce
01:51Huh
01:53He's a lineman
01:54Right
01:55Yeah
01:55He's a giant
01:56Yeah
01:56That's the dude there
01:57She said
02:00We tried
02:01But it was impossible
02:03And I'd always end up
02:05In tears
02:06Well I'm used to that
02:07The tears
02:09You can relate to that
02:11Yeah
02:11The 33 year old model
02:14Says that she has
02:16Love for her homie
02:17Oh my
02:18But she says
02:19The former
02:20Minnesota Vikings
02:20Players penis size
02:22Is like
02:220.1%
02:23Of the population
02:25She described it
02:27As three
02:27Coke cans
02:28Set on top
02:30Of each other
02:30Get out of here
02:31Three Coke cans
02:35You know
02:35What are you looking up
02:36Over there
02:37Are you
02:37Trying to find his penis
02:38They released
02:40A like
02:40One of the
02:41Videos
02:42Of the
02:44Combine
02:45Where they're basically
02:46In spandex
02:47And
02:47A shirt
02:48Yeah
02:49You can't see anything
02:51You got his combine
02:52You were looking up
02:53His penis
02:54That's why you went
02:55So quiet
02:55It was nothing
02:57Oh
02:58Hmm
02:59Maybe he's a grower
03:01He might be
03:02Out
03:02Join the club
03:03From nothing
03:04To three Coke cans
03:05That's pretty
03:06That's intense
03:07Yeah
03:08I mean it's not that
03:09Odd
03:10Yeah sometimes
03:11You're super small
03:12And then the thing
03:14Gets huge
03:14And then it's a shocker
03:15Right
03:16Sometimes it doesn't
03:18No when you
03:19Look him up
03:19It's all
03:20This combine
03:20Stuff
03:21So like
03:22That's the exact
03:22Photo
03:23And it's like
03:24I don't know
03:27I've
03:28There are
03:28There are
03:29Viral things
03:30That have happened
03:31From the combine
03:31Where stuff is
03:32Shockingly big
03:34Going from one side
03:36To the other
03:37And you're like
03:37You're like
03:37Come on
03:38I can't even
03:39Watch this guy's
03:4040 yard dash
03:41Too busy
03:42Checking out his package
03:43Yeah
03:43Like check
03:45Draft him
03:47You know
03:48But I don't know
03:49Maybe it's
03:50Maybe he had it
03:51Tucked away
03:51Where would you
03:53Tuck three Coke cans
03:54That's a great question
03:56I would have no idea
03:56You would have to
03:58Take us out
03:58On this one
03:59Um
04:00You should be
04:01Exaggerating right
04:02She's just looking
04:03For attention
04:04I think so
04:05She's an influencer
04:06Wannabe right
04:07Okay here's his
04:08Him in his
04:10Uniform
04:12You see three Coke cans there
04:15I mean
04:16It's possible
04:17It's all shoved
04:18Into like
04:18An athletic supporter
04:19There
04:19I know my bulge
04:21Wouldn't be that big
04:22My bulge is depressing
04:26Oh my god
04:27I can't even
04:27I don't want to
04:28Talk about a bulge
04:29What words do you say
04:30You can't even call it
04:31A bulge
04:31You can't call mine a bulge
04:33It's like a bump
04:34Yeah
04:34A bump
04:36Yeah
04:37It's like
04:37It's like a thimble
04:39So sad
04:42Yeah
04:42I tried to get a gander at it
04:45Your own bulge
04:47Yeah
04:47No stop it
04:48Oh yeah don't
04:49How did you try to get a gander
04:51I looked at it in the mirror
04:52I was like
04:52Man
04:53Oh yeah
04:53That is
04:54Terrible
04:54That is embarrassing
04:56Yeah like
04:58Every guy should give themselves
05:00Like an underwear ad
05:01Just do it
05:03So you can see
05:03How it looks
05:04I bought Calvin Klein's
05:06Oh my god
05:07They don't look the same
05:08As Marky Mark
05:08No
05:09No
05:10No
05:10I wonder if he paid her
05:12Extra money in the settlement
05:14If she went out there
05:15And said hey
05:15Go talk about my big dog
05:17They divorced years ago
05:19Oh they did
05:20The thing that I will say is
05:21I don't know if that does you
05:23Are there people looking for three Coke cans
05:25On top of each other
05:26Yes Dave
05:26He's remarried
05:27Yes
05:28He found someone else
05:30Pretty quick
05:30Who's that
05:31We have said before on the show
05:34There is such a thing as too big
05:35Too thick
05:36Too big
05:36That it's just painful for women
05:38And it's not enjoyable
05:40Yeah
05:40Right
05:41So there is definitely such a thing
05:42That guy that we talked to
05:44One of the most depressing guys
05:45We've ever interviewed
05:45Had at the time
05:47One of the world's biggest penises
05:48And he was so sad
05:49Because he couldn't find anyone
05:50To have sex with
05:51Yeah
05:51So there's definite downsides
05:53Well I think just like
05:55Guys
05:56There are some ladies out there
05:58That are
05:59They're
06:01They're fit
06:02For that
06:03And that's fine
06:05They don't have a problem
06:06I mean it's in the porn world
06:07All over the place
06:08These ladies get used to it
06:09He's dating a hot Asian lady now
06:11Oh no
06:12Court
06:13He's got a big penis
06:14And a hot Asian
06:15That's what you need
06:15To get one
06:16Both things that court craves
06:18It's true
06:20Yeah
06:23It's tough to get one of those Asian ladies
06:25The former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model
06:27And Matt 36
06:29First began dating
06:30After he was drafted
06:31By the Vikings in 2012
06:32Three years later
06:33They tied the knot
06:34In a lavish ceremony in Hawaii
06:35In May 2022 though
06:38She filed for divorce
06:39Citing irreconcilable differences
06:41After news of their split surface
06:43She took to her Instagram stories
06:45To share positive affirmations
06:47She said you have to fight through
06:49Some bad days
06:49To earn the best days of your life
06:51I feel like if you're talking me up
06:53If you're buttering me up
06:54That means you did something
06:55You did something to me
06:57In April of this year
07:00You want to get divorced
07:00And then you're like
07:01Chuck is the greatest
07:03He's
07:03Honestly
07:04He's one of the greatest guys
07:05Of all time
07:06It just didn't work out
07:07His penis is fine
07:09It just didn't work out
07:11I'm like okay
07:12She cheated on me
07:14In April of this year
07:15Matt who is now retired
07:16From the NFL married model
07:17Kehlani Asmus
07:19And they welcomed a son
07:21Oh this was last year I guess
07:23That's who
07:25That's who he married huh
07:27Yep
07:27She's fine with it
07:28That's his kid
07:29Oh it worked huh
07:30Yeah
07:31I guess you know it worked
07:31He dropped those things
07:34Directly off
07:35Delivered them to her throat
07:38Like what
07:39I have three Coke cans
07:39After it's been through recycling
07:41Squish them down
07:44Squish them down
07:45Put three on top of each other
07:47Yeah
07:47Yikes
07:48Look at his hands
07:49Yeah
07:50His hands are massive
07:52Yeah
07:52Yikes
07:55Yep
07:56I'm sure he didn't have
07:57The same bulge disappointment
07:58You had
07:59No
08:00You can't call it a bulge
08:01No I know
08:02Bump
08:03It's like this little
08:04Blip thing
08:05Blip
08:05I call mine my lady lump
08:07His lovely lady lump
08:10His humps
08:11His humps
08:12Yeah
08:12I had to like
08:13Pull it up to my
08:14Belly button
08:14No
08:15Like the band
08:16You know
08:16I'm like
08:16There's gotta be something there
08:18There's gotta be
08:19Jesus
08:20This guy said
08:22I looked at my package
08:23In the mirror too
08:23And decided I needed
08:24To stuff a sock in there
08:25And I work with men
08:26Yeah
08:27I get it
08:29Why do you care
08:30Well
08:31Bringing that energy
08:32Trying to
08:33Trying to man
08:34Your fake
08:34Big dog energy
08:36Yeah
08:36I got a sausage
08:37Big sock energy
08:38I would assume
08:43Most NFL players
08:44Are okay
08:44Because they're just
08:45Large men
08:45They're just big
08:46They're just huge
08:47I mean those combine videos
08:50Running the 40
08:51It's like
08:51Whoa
08:52There's rumors
08:53Swinging like an elephant trunk
08:55That
08:55Former Detroit Lions
08:57Quarterback
08:58Matt Stafford
08:59Is not packing heat
09:00Because he always has to
09:01Hang a little towel
09:01Over there
09:02The rumor is
09:03He's embarrassed
09:04Much like Jason
09:05His bloop
09:06Can't call it a bulge
09:09Please don't encourage
09:10Kelly to start talking
09:11About it
09:11A lot of them
09:13Put the towel over
09:14Aaron Rodgers
09:14Did it
09:14But they had
09:15The tan pants
09:16A couple weeks ago
09:18When they played
09:18They were the worst uniforms
09:20Oh horrible
09:21And he had that towel
09:22Like right there
09:23And I was like
09:23Oh he's trying to
09:24It's a little too revealing
09:26Aaron Rodgers
09:27Totally has small dick energy
09:29Oh my god
09:30Totally
09:30Yeah
09:31Big D guys
09:33Don't hit
09:33Like a
09:34Some kind of retreat
09:36Yeah
09:37They don't need it
09:38No he's got
09:38That's why he's so messed up
09:40That's a tiny wing
09:41Yeah
09:41If you watch the documentary
09:42You're kind of on to something
09:44Yeah
09:44Yeah
09:45I bet
09:46There's gotta be something there
09:48Anyway
09:49Hope your bulge isn't depressing
09:50No
09:52The thing is
09:53If you've met
09:54One of these linemen
09:55In person
09:56They're absolutely gigantic
09:58So
09:59These ladies are not
10:01Big ladies
10:04They are
10:04No no
10:05Finding some of the smallest
10:06Yeah
10:08So good luck to them
10:10You know
10:11Yeah
10:12His current
10:13Wife is beautiful too
10:15He's had no problem
10:15Attracting
10:16She can handle it
10:17Yeah
10:17The hottest
10:19And the babies
10:20Now she's got that
10:21Short
10:22Mom haircut
10:23She was a model
10:25With beautiful long hair
10:26And then she became a mom
10:27And cut it all off
10:28Yeah
10:28That's so beautiful
10:29Look at that
10:30On the right
10:31Yeah
10:31What a great shot
10:32Yeah
10:33Fantastic stuff
10:35A bulge is growing
10:36Just
10:37Okay
10:37Jesus
10:37Alright man
10:39Okay
10:39Oh my god
10:40It's almost not a bulge
10:42You can almost see it
10:43You never know what Jason
10:43Will say today
10:44He sure don't
10:44Two hours of sleep
10:46He's growing
10:47Yes
10:49Jesus
10:49God
10:50Yes
10:50What in the hell
10:52I apologize
10:53I tried to warn you
10:54You should apologize
10:55To the lady
10:56Yes
10:56Again
10:57Again
10:58Yes
11:00How many apologies
11:01Can I have
11:02I don't know
11:03Sorry you saw
11:06My squeezing face
11:07Sorry I talked
11:08About my erection
11:08I feel like I'm at home
11:09I just do something
11:10And apologize
11:10And then do it again
11:12Nothing changes
11:14Listen
11:14I don't want to give
11:16This lady views
11:18But I feel
11:18Like
11:19What does his
11:20Ex look like
11:21She's pretty
11:21Oh yeah
11:23Yeah
11:23Because I don't even know
11:25Who she is
11:25Oh the one we just
11:26Talked about
11:26She's beautiful
11:27Yeah was she
11:27Yeah I had a picture
11:29Yeah I had a picture
11:30Up there for a while
11:31Right
11:32That
11:32Well this is
11:33I'll show you
11:33That was her
11:36That was her
11:36Okay yeah
11:37No she's fantastic
11:38Yes
11:38Yep
11:41Nope that's fine
11:43God he
11:44Is
11:45Doesn't know how to pick them
11:46Not at all
11:46Not at all
11:48Successful man
11:49With a giant wang
11:50Seems to do okay
11:52Football players get all the pretty ladies
11:52Yeah they do
11:53No
11:55No
11:55No
11:55Amen.
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