00:04I went out with someone who, there was no dating apps, Big Al, back in 2005 and 6, so
00:10I met somebody, and we went out, and we were like 20 minutes into our date, and she was
00:15like, so how am I going to get Jingle Ball tickets, what do I have to do?
00:18And I was like, wow, you're like using me.
00:22And it annoyed me, and I didn't go back out with her again, because I was annoyed, like
00:26she totally used me, she was way out of my league, so I wanted to, I dressed up, I got
00:29a new outfit, took her to a nice restaurant, and then she just hit me with it, she didn't
00:33even wait the full date, we got 20 minutes into it, and she's like, so how am I going to
00:36get
00:36tickets, and I was like, oh, like a radio dater, I'm not interested in that, and then the other
00:42thing was, the craziest one, was I met somebody who worked at the ice rink that I played hockey
00:48at, and she was really cute, and so I was like, hey, let's go out on a date, and she
00:55was like, okay, so we met at the restaurant, and I saw her, and she wasn't in her ice skates
01:01and workout gear like she normally was, she was dressed up, and so was I, and I was like,
01:06is that her?
01:08You didn't recognize her?
01:09No, I didn't recognize her right away, I'm like, is that her?
01:12And by the way, if you're calling, hang tight a minute, our screening phone is broken,
01:16so just hang on a minute, we'll come to you.
01:18But I go, okay, it is, you know, I said, hi, whatever her name is, Rachel, and she's
01:23like, yeah, I was like, hey, and she was like, looking at me, all weird.
01:28Like, she didn't recognize you either?
01:29I looked the same, though, like, ah, ah, ah, ah, and she was like, throughout the whole
01:33date, I had this weird vibe out, where I'm like, does she even know who, is this right?
01:39Like, does she know who I am?
01:40So finally, in the middle of the date, I go, it's Manny.
01:43Like, are we good?
01:45And she's like, yeah, but she was so awkward, and it was so weird, it was like the weirdest
01:51date I ever had.
01:52Yeah, dates can go real left real, so one time I was out, and this girl was like, I'm gonna
01:56make you a daddy.
01:57I was like, oh, no, no, this date is over!
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