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00:00The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:30It was Britain Reborn.
00:36Hello, Bez.
01:00Hello.
01:01Hello.
01:02Welcome to Nevermind the Buzzcocks.
01:04Manchester versus Britpop.
01:09Joining Noel on Team Britpop.
01:15An award-winning actress, singer and Britpop queen
01:18who said that meeting David Bowie on the set of Absolute Beginners
01:21was the most erotic experience of her life.
01:24For me, it was a Bedouin tent on the Arabian Peninsula.
01:27And let's just say, those boys do not moisturise their hands.
01:32It's Banshee Kenseth!
01:36And Alan Titchmarsh is mad for Pampas.
01:41Monty Don can't get enough Wild Meadow.
01:43But for me, there's only one Supergrass.
01:45And here's their drummer, Britpop's own Danny Goffey!
01:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:54Joining Jamali on Team Manchester tonight.
01:59A DJ, radio presenter and keyboardist
02:02for the iconic 90s band in spiral carpets
02:05who says that while touring with the band EMF,
02:07he witnessed one of them put a lime in his foreskin.
02:10Big deal. Since Sainsbury's started charging for their carrier bags,
02:13I get my weekly shop in mind.
02:15LAUGHTER
02:16It's Clint Boone!
02:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:20And their guest captain for this evening,
02:25the legendary Maracca Man of Happy Mondays and Manchester Royalty.
02:29In his heyday, he turned down Julia Roberts' advances in a club.
02:32But I suspect he probably just gobbled 14 ecstasy tablets,
02:35so it might not have been Julia Roberts,
02:37it might have been a yucca plant.
02:38And it might not have been a club,
02:40it might have been a transit van.
02:41Who knows?
02:42HE DOESN'T!
02:43IT'S BEARS!
02:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:49Over the course of this evening,
02:51we will decide once and for all
02:52which was the better cultural phenomena of the 90s,
02:55the chemical haze of Manchester
02:56or the lager-fuelled swagger of Britpop.
02:58Trigger warning,
02:59I have to mention drugs a lot tonight,
03:01otherwise we'll have nothing to talk about.
03:03LAUGHTER
03:04Welcome, everyone.
03:05You all right?
03:06Nice to be here. Lovely to be here, yeah.
03:07Lovely to have you, Clint.
03:08Bears, you all right?
03:09Really excited to be here.
03:10Gagging, aren't we?
03:11What do you feel about being team captain?
03:13I feel the pressure a bit,
03:14but I'm sure I can handle it,
03:15you know what I mean?
03:16I've done bigger jobs.
03:17LAUGHTER
03:20Let's talk Manchester for a bit, Bears.
03:22A lot was made of your drug use in the 90s,
03:24you know?
03:25You must get sick of being labelled with that.
03:27Well, you know what?
03:28The Persian rugs,
03:29it was actually the making of me.
03:31Well, I found a picture of you.
03:32It's lovely.
03:33Any family would be absolutely delighted with it.
03:35Have a look.
03:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:38Back in the day,
03:41you actually gave me a pair of your maracas.
03:43Did I?
03:44Yeah, and signed them.
03:45And when I say maracas, Greg,
03:46I mean testicles.
03:47Yeah.
03:48LAUGHTER
03:49They're in a little cabinet at home.
03:51Bess, just tell us what happened
03:52when the Happy Mondays got sent to Barbados, will you?
03:55You got sent to record an album, right?
03:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:58And paid.
03:59Well, you know what?
04:00It was being sent there because it was apparently,
04:02you know, a drug-free island.
04:04Yeah.
04:05What a mistake that was,
04:06you know what I mean?
04:07LAUGHTER
04:08My understanding of it
04:09is that you sold the recording equipment
04:11so you could buy drugs.
04:13LAUGHTER
04:14But we got a great album out of it, yeah.
04:16What did it get recorded on?
04:17Er...
04:18I think it might be an album you've imagined.
04:20LAUGHTER
04:21Bears, I can't wait to see how you lead this team.
04:24It's Bears, ladies and gentlemen.
04:25What a treat.
04:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:28Clint Boone is here.
04:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:33It's an Inspiral Carpet.
04:34It's one of my favourite bands.
04:35You and Bez are good mates, is that right?
04:37Yeah.
04:3838 years, I think, since we met.
04:40And since then, we've, like,
04:41regularly gigged together with our bands.
04:43We'd DJ all the time.
04:45Did three gigs with him last week.
04:46Proper bangers, you know what I mean?
04:48I love the Inspiral Carpets,
04:50but I just don't imagine
04:51that you were as off your heads as that lot, were you?
04:53We didn't need to.
04:54If you were just within three foot of him,
04:55you were stoned or battered.
04:57Or off your tits.
04:58LAUGHTER
04:59What's the maddest thing you were involved with
05:00when you were with the Inspirals?
05:02Is it the one where I shat in a teapot?
05:03That's the one, yeah.
05:04LAUGHTER
05:05LAUGHTER
05:06It was in a hotel in Swiss Cottage.
05:12LAUGHTER
05:14I just want that to be the end of the story.
05:16LAUGHTER
05:17Why did you sit in a teapot?
05:18I was bored, I was drunk, and it was rock and roll.
05:22Tick.
05:23The three ticks.
05:24LAUGHTER
05:25I've pissed in a kettle.
05:27LAUGHTER
05:28And that's why I never drink tea in all soul rooms.
05:31LAUGHTER
05:32In case Somalia's been in there.
05:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:34Clint Boone, ladies and gentlemen!
05:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:36Britpop queen Patsy Kenseth is here!
05:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:49There's certain images that just sum up that period, I think,
05:51and you know the one that you're forever associated with
05:53who I think is so cool.
05:55Have a look at Patsy Kenseth back in the day.
05:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:58Do you remember that?
06:00It was a moment.
06:01It was a moment.
06:02It was a moment.
06:03Yeah.
06:04Let's bring you back down to Earth, though.
06:05What happened with the golf cart on the M1?
06:07LAUGHTER
06:09Liam and I had started seeing each other,
06:12and it was just as What's the Story Morning Glory had come out.
06:15So it was growing, you know?
06:17Yeah.
06:18And so we went to Nebworth and did the first night,
06:22and it was, you know, spectacular.
06:25And Liam and I forgot that there was a show the next day.
06:29So we decided to have a bit of a late night
06:32and nick a golf buggy from backstage
06:37and drive out onto this deserted, massive field.
06:41And Liam's going,
06:42Yeah, I'll do a fucking right here.
06:44Do a right, do a left.
06:46So I'm driving the buggy cart,
06:48and then next thing I know,
06:50it's like we're on a main road,
06:52literally onto the M1 on a golf cart.
06:57And he's going to me,
06:58Yeah, do a fucking U-turn.
07:00Do a U-turn.
07:01And I said,
07:02I can't fucking do a U-turn.
07:04It's a fucking golf buggy.
07:06What do you want me to fucking do?
07:08Anyway, the police, they pulled us over,
07:11and they said,
07:12Hello, Mr. Gallagher.
07:14I think you've rather lost your way, haven't you?
07:17And we were both eyes out on stalks, obviously.
07:21Um, yes, um, we have,
07:23Please take us back and don't come into the caravan.
07:26Um...
07:28Because there could be contraband.
07:31If at the end of this story, Patsy,
07:33someone doesn't shit in a teapot.
07:35Yeah.
07:36There's more, but I'm not going to say anything.
07:38I have to take it to the grave.
07:40Danny from Supergrass is here.
07:46Woo!
07:52We are young!
07:53We're not, are we, Danny?
07:54No.
07:55We're not.
07:56Was it mental with the Supergrass back in the day?
07:58Yeah.
07:59We were fairly hedonistic.
08:01Were you?
08:02Yeah.
08:03Because I've got to be honest, Danny,
08:04you've been on the show before,
08:05you're a delightful man.
08:06I just think you're a lovely uncle who whittles in a shed.
08:08So you need to tell me some rock and roll stuff that happened.
08:11My earliest rock and roll memory was with these two.
08:14I was a big fan of Clinton's spiral carpets,
08:16and I was about 15.
08:17I did my first acid trip at one of his gigs.
08:19You took acid when you were 15?
08:21Jesus Christ.
08:22I was uncomfortable with the sherbet dab.
08:26We were chatting before about when I first met you and Gaz.
08:30Yeah.
08:31We always remembered it.
08:32Even before you became famous,
08:33we remembered these little kids, you know what I mean?
08:35And then you sat on the front of the stage right through the gig,
08:37didn't you?
08:38Like that, looking at us.
08:39I remember your singer, Tom,
08:40just going scruffing my head at the front,
08:42going, this little mentalist at the front,
08:44he ain't stopped jumping.
08:45And I was just like, yeah!
08:47My first thought would be like,
08:49why are these little two kids high on acid?
08:53Someone call their parents.
08:56Jamali, what were you up to in the 90s
08:57when this lot were all off their heads?
08:59Oh, mate, getting on it.
09:01No, I was born in 91, so I wasn't doing nothing.
09:06Don't make out you weren't having a wild time.
09:08We've got proof.
09:09Oh, fuck!
09:10Oh, man!
09:11Where are you?
09:12Where are you?
09:13Where are you?
09:14Wow.
09:20Let's crack on.
09:22Calm down, Baz.
09:23First question.
09:24Noel's team.
09:25Your Britpop question is all about these music legends.
09:27Take a look at this.
09:28Slip inside the eye of your mind
09:33Don't you know you might find
09:36A better place to play
09:39And after all
09:44You're my Wonderwall
09:45You're my Wonderwall
09:49There they are.
09:55Of course, that's right,
09:56it wouldn't be Britpop
09:57without featuring the hairy potatoes
09:58at the back of the cupboard, Oasis.
10:00But can you tell me how a member of Oasis
10:03got into a pickle due to a medical complaint?
10:06Was it A, they had to cancel a gig once
10:08because Bonehead fell into a river
10:10and got Viles disease?
10:11Noel said,
10:12I'm not very good at the Manchester accent, full disclosure.
10:14There's no way.
10:15There's no way the gig could have gone ahead.
10:32His hands swelled up like Mickey Mouse's
10:34and that mouse had some big fucking hands.
10:38Was it B, at the Sixth Sense premiere
10:41Noel missed a twist as he was in the loo with IBS.
10:44He said,
10:45I spoke to that kid from the film afterwards.
10:47He asked, did you guess he was dead?
10:49And I had no idea what the fuck he was talking about.
10:52So I patted him on the head and slowly walked away.
10:54Shit film.
10:55Shit night.
10:56Although I did meet the Boddington's girl.
11:00Or was it C,
11:01whilst playing Glastonbury for the first time,
11:03Liam experienced a spicy flare-up of his psoriasis
11:06on his scalp.
11:07Two fans mistook his flaky skin for coke
11:09and decided they'd hoover it up.
11:12Liam said,
11:13they were taking it out of my hair
11:14and putting it on their gums
11:15and up their fucking noses.
11:17So there you go.
11:18There's your three.
11:19What do you think?
11:20Hmm.
11:21Did Bonehead get big hands?
11:22Well, I love that.
11:23I'd love it if you did have big hands.
11:25Um.
11:26I think that sounds like Noel.
11:28Yeah, B's sort of in Noel's voice, isn't it?
11:30That's what the Boddington's girl sounds like Noel, doesn't it?
11:32Exactly.
11:33I think B.
11:34I don't think C.
11:36You don't think fans were snorting his psoriasis off his head?
11:39I love it.
11:41Were you there?
11:42You might have been there.
11:43Glastonbury, um...
11:46You were, because look how long it's taken you to remember.
11:50Well, you would know whether Liam had psoriasis of the scalp.
11:53Well, I mean, that's like asking a doctor about their patients.
11:57Yeah.
11:58Sounds like he was flaky as fuck.
12:02I couldn't possibly tell you something like that.
12:06Hey, Bez.
12:07I've been told by the researchers that you had a medical thing
12:10that made me laugh for exactly one hour afterwards.
12:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:14What was it?
12:15Well, I had nearly the strangest rock and roll death ever,
12:17you know what I mean?
12:18A bicarbonate who sold her overdose.
12:20That's right.
12:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:22And all the things.
12:24Honestly, anyway, I had these, er, sardines,
12:28and I got this, like, really bad stomachache after,
12:30and they're very, like, bicarbonate so they'll sort you right out.
12:34So I ran downstairs, got a big heap spoon of bicarbonate,
12:38so I put it in my water, next it down,
12:41pushed straight away, back end, front end, sorted.
12:44And next thing I felt this thing in my stomach.
12:46I thought it's, like, a little bit left.
12:48I'll do a bit more.
12:49Yeah.
12:50So I got another tablespoon of bicarbonate
12:52soda, put it in there, neck that down, and, like,
12:56well, fucking hell, it's getting worse.
12:58So I did another, I did another tablespoon of it,
13:01and next minute I spent, like, the next, like, 24 hours,
13:05all, like, remember them volcanoes where, like,
13:08the guy, like, just froth came out of it.
13:12Yeah.
13:14Yeah, yeah.
13:15And, but you know what, I found out later,
13:17they cleaned drains out of the shit and all that,
13:19you know what I mean?
13:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:21I mean, I could have had a hundred guesses.
13:23Yeah, yeah.
13:24About what you took that almost killed you.
13:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:27OK, let's get back to the Gallaghers.
13:29They might have buried their hatchet now,
13:31but it hasn't always been the case.
13:33Noel once said about his mum,
13:35I liked her until she gave birth to Liam.
13:37It's a genuine quote.
13:41Trent, Noel Gallagher was your roadie, is that right?
13:43Yeah.
13:44Did he get kidnapped?
13:45What's that?
13:46Yeah, so the minibus with the spirals in a knoll
13:48was in London and in a bit of a traffic jam,
13:51and about two or three vehicles ahead was a Luton van.
13:55And our drummer, Craig, had been mithering for ages
13:58for a cooler fan, you know, to cool him down on stage,
14:01and we couldn't afford one.
14:02And the one thing in the back of this van,
14:04with the door open, was a cooler fan in a box.
14:07The van's at the red light.
14:09Our bus is a couple of vehicles behind.
14:11Craig says,
14:13Noel, there's one of them fucking fans that I want.
14:16Go and get it.
14:17So Noel jumps out the van,
14:18runs round to the Luton,
14:20climbs in the back of it,
14:21picks the fan up,
14:22and then the lights change to green.
14:24And he fucking drives off.
14:26And Noel stood there like...
14:28like that.
14:30So he went missing for like half an hour.
14:33And found him stood at a pedestrian crossing in Crouch End
14:36with a fucking fan in his arm.
14:39OK, I think we need to get on.
14:41I think we need to guess.
14:42Have a guess.
14:43Oh, God, the question.
14:44The question.
14:45Yeah.
14:46I would love it if Oasis fans were trying to
14:49snort Liam's psoriasis off of his shoulders.
14:52That's hilarious.
14:53I think B.
14:55You don't think it was maybe Bonehead's big hands?
14:57I don't remember clown hands.
14:59But you think it's number two, don't you?
15:01I think it's number two.
15:02I think it's number two.
15:03I think it's number two.
15:04You think, OK, I think it's C,
15:05but at least C think it's B.
15:06All right.
15:07Well, you are wrong.
15:11The answer is C.
15:12Oh.
15:13Wow.
15:14Liam Gallagher's fans mistook his psoriasis for cocaine.
15:19And they snorted it off it.
15:22Did anyone here go to the Oasis reunion?
15:25I did, yeah.
15:26I've never seen anything like it.
15:27The atmosphere was unbelievable.
15:29Oh, that's brilliant.
15:30The vibe throughout the city,
15:31even through the day, was, like, biblical.
15:33Actually, you know, it's a bit of a cliche,
15:34but it was just...
15:35Because it's the biggest feel-good story of the decade, isn't it?
15:38I just watched a pirate stream
15:39with someone's TikTok live.
15:41It was a little shaky,
15:43but I've gotten a vibe.
15:44Yeah.
15:48Have you been?
15:49Did you go?
15:50No, because I watched the whole thing unfold,
15:52and it was so magical, those memories.
15:56And I haven't seen Liam for nearly 26 years,
16:00but I'm so happy for Lennon, our son,
16:03because he's just gone to watch this cultural explosion.
16:08Yeah.
16:09And I couldn't be happier for the band
16:12and for all the people that are rediscovering them.
16:14Well, it's so nice to see two brothers make up, isn't it?
16:16It's beautiful.
16:17Yeah.
16:18Because I don't know about you,
16:19and I was an arsehole to my sister.
16:21Well done, Oasis!
16:22Yeah.
16:23Well done!
16:29Hard luck, Knowles team.
16:30No point for you there.
16:31Bez's team, take a look at this.
16:33The only woman I know
16:37Is going to take me away
16:42The only woman I know
16:46Is my man when she's the...
16:49APPLAUSE
16:51That was Pass Me The Big Bowl,
16:54This kid's head is massive,
16:56Tim Burgess and the Charlatans.
16:58But can you tell me
16:59what intimate experience
17:01did the band like to engage in?
17:03Was it A.
17:04Before a show,
17:05the band would share a cocktail
17:06of each other's urine.
17:08Guitarist Mark Collins said
17:09we nicknamed it
17:10Dr. Bladder's Lucky Homebrew
17:12so that no-one knew what we were up to.
17:14God knows where the idea came from.
17:16Drugs, probably.
17:17But it really did change me
17:18as a man, friend and a father.
17:20LAUGHTER
17:22Or was it B.
17:23The band would blow cocaine
17:25up each other's bum holes.
17:27The technique required
17:28one paper cone,
17:29one thick straw
17:30and one Rizla paper.
17:32They called it,
17:33genuinely,
17:34Cocainous.
17:35LAUGHTER
17:37A phrase coined
17:38by frontman Tim Burgess
17:40who said,
17:41Yeah, I just made it up.
17:42Two words, throw them together.
17:43Portmanteau.
17:44Is that what they call it?
17:45C.
17:46Was it,
17:47when stressed,
17:48the band would calm themselves down
17:49by fingering
17:50and sniffing each other's belly buttons.
17:52Basist Martin Blunt said,
17:54It takes you out of your head
17:55and puts you right in the moment.
17:57When I pop my pinky in,
17:59I know the second I inhale that aroma,
18:01life will just make a little more sense.
18:03LAUGHTER
18:04There it is.
18:05What do you think?
18:07Could you imagine them fingering
18:08each other's belly buttons?
18:09I could imagine, no,
18:10every one of them things
18:11happening before the show.
18:12What, sticking your finger
18:13in someone's belly button?
18:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:15I think beef sounds like a waste of coke,
18:17you've just got a numb arse.
18:18LAUGHTER
18:19Isn't it good to put drugs
18:20up your bottom?
18:21No?
18:22Yeah, it's not bad, yeah.
18:23It's sport, it's sportful.
18:24LAUGHTER
18:25Apparently Stevie Nicks roadie
18:27used to blow coke for her arse.
18:28Famous for it, yeah.
18:29Yeah.
18:30McDonald, McDonald's straw.
18:31Poof!
18:32LAUGHTER
18:33I mean,
18:34the thing is,
18:35I wouldn't know,
18:36but you want to make sure
18:37that you blow
18:38and you don't suck.
18:39LAUGHTER
18:40That's,
18:41that's really hard.
18:42I've got to be honest, Patsy,
18:44you don't need to be an expert
18:45to know that.
18:46LAUGHTER
18:47All this chat about blowing coke,
18:49get someone to blow coke,
18:50you ask me realise,
18:51I don't actually have
18:52any real good friends.
18:53LAUGHTER
18:54I can't think of one friend
18:55that I could call up and be like,
18:56brother, I need a hit.
18:57No, no.
18:58No.
18:59Like, as you think of the fool,
19:01you get a knock on the doorbell
19:02and it's no other straw.
19:04LAUGHTER
19:06LAUGHTER
19:07What about this notion
19:09that they might have
19:10drunk each other's piss?
19:11I don't...
19:12It's a thing, that, though, isn't it?
19:14People on these weird things
19:15and they drink their own piss
19:16and all that.
19:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:18What I don't understand is,
19:19how are they benefiting
19:20from drinking each other's piss?
19:21Yeah.
19:22Like, I like the smell of my bellybutt
19:23and I get that,
19:24and I can imagine that
19:25blowing coke up my arsehole
19:26would probably be nice.
19:28LAUGHTER
19:29LAUGHTER
19:30It'd be easy to do your arse off.
19:32LAUGHTER
19:33LAUGHTER
19:34APPLAUSE
19:36APPLAUSE
19:38You're like going under a bridge.
19:41LAUGHTER
19:43I'm glad you made it clear
19:44it was a tall thing.
19:45I thought you were just saying
19:46I had a big arsehole.
19:47LAUGHTER
19:48LAUGHTER
19:49What do you think, Bez?
19:51Yeah, I'm not so sure.
19:52It's really...
19:53I'd like...
19:54I'd...
19:55I'd...
19:56I'd worried that they were doing
19:57any of them three things before AK.
19:58LAUGHTER
19:59Or all of them.
20:00Yeah, yeah.
20:01But, er...
20:02Before we find FURI, how do you know?
20:03It's in Tim's book.
20:04Ah.
20:05Yeah, that'll do it.
20:06LAUGHTER
20:07APPLAUSE
20:08LAUGHTER
20:09LAUGHTER
20:10APPLAUSE
20:11LAUGHTER
20:12APPLAUSE
20:13Right, let's lock it in.
20:14It's B.
20:15Yeah.
20:16You're right, it's B!
20:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:20APPLAUSE
20:22The band would blow coke up
20:24each other's arses
20:25and the activity was called cocaine us.
20:27LAUGHTER
20:28OK.
20:29Well done, Bez.
20:30You've got a point!
20:31Hey!
20:32APPLAUSE
20:33Time for a little break.
20:34We'll see you in a bit.
20:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:37Welcome back to Nevermind The Buzzcocks.
20:38Manchester versus Britpop.
20:39The show that proudly refused to cut down on your pork life
20:41and get some exercise.
20:42And you know why?
20:43Cos pork's delicious.
20:44Live fast, die young.
20:45Next up, it's the intros round.
20:46Bears and Jamali on your feet, please.
20:47You'll be performing the intro of a song to Clint.
20:49And remember, Clint.
20:50It is the title of the song we're looking for.
20:51Yeah, you ready?
20:52Go on.
20:53Here we go.
20:54Song one.
20:55Take it away, boys.
20:56Do do...
20:58Do-do-do-do-do-do-do...
21:00Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do...
21:13We're looking for here we go someone take it away boys
21:16I feel like I'm on drugs
21:40I feel like I'm on a whole tub of bike
21:43I thought when you first started I thought Resurrection with the guitar
21:48Sadly for you that's your guess Resurrection is not the right answer I'm passing it over
21:53Is it Stone Roses? Is it Waterfall?
21:55I'm not telling you
21:56It's not Waterfall
21:57Ah you're wrong it was I want to be adored by the Stone Roses
22:01Here's how it should have sang it
22:08Yeah pretty good though wasn't it
22:13That was the Stone Roses with I want to be adored front man Ian Brown said we've got to ban all air freighted food
22:26Carrots from Holland potatoes from Egypt it's all got to stop and then he devoured a big bag of drugs transported from a Colombian man's bottom
22:32Next one please Baz, Jamali take it away
22:37We've got to do it quick because it's going to leave Baz's mind like a sin
22:43You start brother
22:45I've been the old tune
22:56Yeah that's nice
22:57You did you did the last song and then my part
23:02Yeah
23:03Stay off the bike up kids
23:07Baz, when you start
23:0912
23:10Baz, we're doing this song
23:25Alright, that's it
23:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
23:29That's really what you were doing
23:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
23:33Come on then
23:35One more time
23:36Go on
23:37Bum
23:38Bum
23:39Bum
23:40Bum
23:41Bum
23:42Bum
23:43Sorry, can I interrupt and just say
23:44Yeah, yeah, you can
23:45Just to help Clint out
23:46It could not sound less like this
23:48Yeah, yeah, yeah
23:50I'm passing it over, Clint doesn't know
23:55Give me a title of a song and let's put everyone out of their misery
23:58Any song?
23:59Ring of Fire
24:00It's got to be in Manchester
24:01So close
24:03Strap yourselves in
24:04What about Step On?
24:05It was Step On by the Happy Mondays
24:06Yeah
24:07Go on, Dan
24:08I just got that
24:09To your left
24:10To your left
24:11To your left
24:12To your left
24:13That was Happy Mondays and Step On
24:15Here's how it should have sounded
24:22Oh, that's what I meant to do
24:24Woo
24:25I forgot it
24:26Yeah, yeah, I know
24:29I've just remembered
24:30That was the Happy Mondays with Step On
24:31And for the avoidance of doubt
24:33When I say the Happy Mondays
24:34I mean Bez's band
24:38Bad luck
24:39You guessed none, correct?
24:45Right, Noel and Danny
24:46It's your turn to perform to Patsy
24:48So on your feet, please
24:49I'm too low key
24:50As always, Patsy
24:51It's the title of the song we're looking for
24:53Yeah
24:54Song one
24:55I'll do the drums
24:56Are you ready?
24:57Off you go
24:58Psh
24:59Psh
25:00Psh
25:01Psh
25:02Psh
25:03Psh
25:04Psh
25:05Psh
25:06Psh
25:07Psh
25:08Psh
25:09Psh
25:10Psh
25:11Psh
25:12Psh
25:13Psh
25:14Psh
25:15Oh, I know it
25:16I know it
25:17Have a guess
25:18Oh my
25:19Oh my
25:20Oh my
25:21Oh my baby
25:22Sounds like a song from Oliver
25:26It was originally
25:28Oh my darling
25:29No, incorrect
25:30Pass it over
25:31What's it called?
25:32Tender
25:33Tender is correct
25:34Hey
25:35Come on, please
25:36What?
25:37It was tender by blur
25:38This man should have said
25:41You did very well
25:43But they stole it
25:45Yeah, I'm good
25:47Does he not say I'm my darling?
25:49Does he not say I'm my darling?
25:50Does he not say I'm my darling?
25:51Yeah, he thinks I'm my darling
25:52That was tender by blur
25:59Which was kept off the number one spot
26:01By Britney Spears
26:02Hit me baby one more time
26:03Not because it was a better song
26:05But because in the video
26:06Britney was dressed as a sexy school girl
26:08And in the late 90s
26:09Casual paedophilia
26:11Was absolutely fine
26:13Five
26:21Talking about that
26:25Our band was kept off number one
26:27By R Kelly
26:28Yeah
26:29Maybe I want to start a campaign
26:30That's actually going to
26:31Take him off number one
26:32And reinstate us
26:33To number one
26:34I agree
26:35Quite right
26:36Yeah
26:39Alright, song two
26:40Take it away
26:41Oh yeah
26:42Big bang bang bang bang
26:46BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG B
27:16That was elastica and connection, as opposed to a poor connection with elastic, which is
27:36what my uncle claimed in court when he was arrested for exposing his genitals in parts.
27:40Fortunately, it was the late 90s, so casual paedophilia.
27:46It was absolutely fine.
27:51You got one right!
27:55Well done, guys. Thank you.
27:58We did have easier ones, I think.
28:00I don't know how much of it was down to them being easier, and how much of it was down to not having best.
28:08I don't agree with that.
28:10No.
28:10No, no, he's right.
28:11He's right.
28:16And at the end of that round, Noel's team have one point.
28:18Let's his team have two points.
28:24Our next round is called ID Parade, where our panel must identify a Madchester and Britpop legend.
28:31Noel's team, here's your line-up.
28:32For the audience at home, take a look at this.
28:35That was the brilliant Echo Belly with I Can't Imagine The World Without Me.
28:47Hey!
28:47That was the brilliant Echo Belly with I Can't Imagine the World Without Me.
28:56But can you tell me which of our line-up is their bass player, Alex Kieser?
29:01Is it? Number one, Echo Belly.
29:03Number two, Andrea Bocelli.
29:05LAUGHTER
29:07Number three, erotic dreams about Lorraine Kelly.
29:13LAUGHTER
29:15Number four, why are my fingers always so smelly?
29:19LAUGHTER
29:21Or number five, I feel so lonely, please rub my belly.
29:24LAUGHTER
29:25There you go, Noel.
29:27That is a selection of very different men.
29:30Yeah.
29:31Is anyone we can rule out early doors?
29:33LAUGHTER
29:35Well, I remember playing lots of gigs back in the day with these...
29:40You did play gigs with them?
29:41Yeah.
29:42I know it's not number five, cos I reckon I've been out on loads of mad benders with him.
29:47With number five?
29:48Mm-hm.
29:49Yeah, I'm not sure he's the bass player in Echo Belly.
29:52Oh, all right.
29:53So you've been on the piss with number five, but he might not be in Echo Belly.
29:57LAUGHTER
29:58Is this the bass player?
30:00Bass player from Echo Belly.
30:01At this angle, number one looks like he hasn't got any arms.
30:03Yeah.
30:04LAUGHTER
30:07Number two is speaking to me.
30:10Is he?
30:11He's speaking to me as well.
30:13He looks like he doesn't love nothing but the sea.
30:17Number two.
30:18Stares at the ocean.
30:20LAUGHTER
30:21You get a lot of tall bass players.
30:23Tall bass players.
30:24Yeah, you do.
30:25I'd say number three.
30:26I think number three looks like he's capable of killing.
30:29LAUGHTER
30:33What do you think about number four?
30:35Number four, if he was in Echo Belly, then...
30:38I'll be very shocked.
30:40LAUGHTER
30:42I feel like number four is a genie if you rub a vape.
30:45LAUGHTER
30:54So, seriously, Danny, you think you've been on the piss with number five,
30:57but he's not in the band?
30:59He's not in the band.
31:00Listen, I've been on benders with a lot of people
31:03and I've definitely been on the bender with him.
31:05All right, Noel Singh, final answer, let's go.
31:07You choose.
31:08I'd say three.
31:09I'd say three as well.
31:11I'd back you.
31:12OK.
31:13Lock it in.
31:14Number three.
31:15Number three, locked in.
31:16Will the real Alex Kieser please step forward?
31:21Oh, it's number four.
31:22Fuck.
31:25Oh!
31:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:31Hello, love.
31:34You're a trickster, aren't you?
31:36You're a trickster.
31:37This is different times, though.
31:38This is different times.
31:40Oh.
31:41Alex, thanks for coming on.
31:42You're welcome.
31:43What's happening?
31:44Are you echo belly playing at the moment?
31:45No.
31:46OK.
31:47LAUGHTER
31:48Let's hear it for Alex Kieser and the rest of the lineup!
31:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:55OK, Bez's team, your turn.
31:57For the audience at home, take a look at this.
31:59So silly things are always easy to blame, try to grow up, don't always be the same.
32:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:16That was Paris Angels with Perfume.
32:19Bez's team.
32:20What I want to know is which of our line-up is the singer Ricky Turner from the band?
32:26Is it?
32:27Number one, Perfume.
32:28Number two, Fart.
32:30Number three, Eddie.
32:31Number four, Bert.
32:33Number five, Pin Juice.
32:35LAUGHTER
32:37Over to you, Bez's team.
32:38What do you reckon?
32:39I think number four requested the biggest jeans they had.
32:40Yeah, yeah.
32:41LAUGHTER
32:42Fuck me, they are big.
32:43Fuck.
32:44They create their own ecosystem.
32:45Fuck me.
32:46I think number five looks so comfortable in that hat.
32:47Raw.
32:48Yeah, I feel bad for number five.
32:49He shouldn't be here.
32:50He should be in the crowd for Time Team.
32:51What about number three's hat?
32:52Is that a Manchester hat?
32:53It looks like a lovely old ladies' sun hat.
32:55LAUGHTER
32:56Let's have some facts.
32:57Ricky lives in Manchester.
32:58Oh, here we go.
32:59The research has been at work.
33:00LAUGHTER
33:01There we go.
33:02Ricky's favourite colour is black.
33:03Oh, hang on.
33:04This is interesting.
33:05Ricky is terrified.
33:06Yeah, I feel bad for number five.
33:07Yeah, I feel bad for number five.
33:08He shouldn't be here.
33:09He should be in the crowd for Time Team.
33:10LAUGHTER
33:11What about number three's hat?
33:12Is that...
33:13Is that a Manchester hat?
33:14It looks like a lovely old ladies' sun hat.
33:16LAUGHTER
33:17Let's have some facts.
33:18Ricky lives in Manchester.
33:19Oh, here we go.
33:20The research has been at work.
33:22LAUGHTER
33:23LAUGHTER
33:24There we go.
33:25Ricky's favourite colour is black.
33:27LAUGHTER
33:31Who might be scared of sponges?
33:33LAUGHTER
33:34He doesn't like how they feel.
33:35It nauseates him.
33:36LAUGHTER
33:37Who might be scared of sponges?
33:39LAUGHTER
33:40I'm just drawing...
33:41I think it's number one, man.
33:42That's a Mancunian face right there.
33:44Look at him.
33:45He's the...
33:46He's the final boss.
33:47LAUGHTER
33:48All right, well, don't take your final guess
33:50until I give you this fact here.
33:52LAUGHTER
33:53LAUGHTER
33:54This is fucking mental.
33:56LAUGHTER
33:57If Ricky could travel back in time,
33:59he would love to show a caveman a 1980s ghetto blaster.
34:06Well, we've got history with the Paris Angels.
34:08And I have, as well.
34:10Yeah, so I know Ricky.
34:11Oh.
34:12But whoever's styled him for this...
34:14You've done well, haven't they?
34:15You know what?
34:16I was like that.
34:17Which one's Ricky there?
34:18You know what I mean?
34:19Do you think he might be number two?
34:20Because he's a really good-looking lad.
34:22Yeah.
34:23Oh, can we have a different line-up?
34:24Yeah.
34:25LAUGHTER
34:26OK, final guess.
34:28I think number one.
34:30Bears, team captain?
34:31Well, I...
34:32Obviously, I want to agree with number one.
34:34What do you think, Clay?
34:35Yeah, number one.
34:36Number one, it is...
34:37Is it number one because you know him?
34:38Well, yeah.
34:39Yeah.
34:40LAUGHTER
34:41This still could be wrong.
34:43LAUGHTER
34:45Let's find out if you're right.
34:47Will the real Ricky Turner
34:48please step forward?
34:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:53Yes, Ricky.
34:54How are you?
34:55There's his team.
34:56You're right!
34:57Ricky Turner!
34:58Bang in tune, man.
34:59Yeah.
35:00Ricky, thanks for coming on.
35:01What are you up to at the moment?
35:02I work at Spirit Studios in Manchester.
35:04Nice one.
35:05APPLAUSE
35:06Let's hear it for Ricky Turner
35:07and the rest of our guests!
35:08Ricky Turner!
35:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:10And at the end of that round,
35:11Noel's team have one point.
35:12And Bez's team have three points!
35:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:14Time for a break.
35:15We'll see you in a minute.
35:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:18Welcome back to number nine of Buscocks.
35:19Manchester versus Britpock.
35:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:21It's now time to play our new game.
35:22We'll see you in a minute.
35:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:25And at the end of that round,
35:26Noel's team have one point.
35:27And Bez's team have three points!
35:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:29Time for a break.
35:30We'll see you in a minute.
35:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:38Welcome back to number nine of Buscocks.
35:41Manchester versus Britpock.
35:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:45It's now time to play our new game,
35:48Uppers and Downers!
35:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:55Over there, there are two piles of cards.
35:57One with Manchester hits
35:58and one with Britpop hits.
36:00We'll show you one of each,
36:01and all you have to do is to correctly tell me
36:03which one charted higher for a point for your team.
36:06But I can't do this all by myself.
36:08I need some assistance.
36:09So, in Manchester's corner,
36:11please welcome the Manchester maraca!
36:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:24And in Britpop's corner,
36:25please give it up for Milky from Coffee and TV.
36:29MUSIC PLAYS
36:36Just to limit your expectations,
36:37your expectations if you think there's going to be band members inside those
36:40costumes then forget it it's two very badly paid members of production
36:52Manchester maraca what is your first song that's right folks the costumes
37:00are impractical it's waterfall by the stone roses
37:09and milky you poor bastard what are you going with
37:16it's oasis supersonic so I'm a little blessed of that
37:26who do we think charted higher you can discuss it with your teammates we've
37:34never had teams take something so seriously
37:38delight it's serious I don't know I weren't around
37:46give me your answer oasis was higher I think we would say the same you're both
37:50saying oasis charted higher yeah milky maraca could you please reveal your
37:56chart position
38:05this is good telly
38:07it's very good yeah
38:08it's going to be stone roses
38:11here we see
38:16it's a ton of or out there
38:18good
38:18up
38:19It's an all right, don't shut your mouth, look.
38:24I thought I'd kill you, I didn't know.
38:26It wasn't like it, I know.
38:35Super Sonic peaked at 31, losing to Waterfall at 27.
38:40So you're both wrong. Right. Shame on you.
38:43OK. Call me suspicious,
38:45I think the audience are enjoying this game for the wrong reasons.
38:49APPLAUSE
39:03All right, song two, Manchester Maraca, what's your next song?
39:14Spiral carpets, this is how it feels.
39:17So this is how it feels to be lonely.
39:21This is how it feels to be small.
39:25And Milky.
39:28Quite a confident little swagger there from Milky.
39:32Oh, another banger.
39:34It's Pump In On Your Stereo by Supergrass.
39:36You can all have a guess. I've got no idea.
39:46Who do you think charted higher?
39:48Surely one of you two knows this.
39:50We are going for Supergrass on this one.
39:52What do you think then, Danny?
39:54Do you think you came in higher than carpets?
39:56I don't know, I'd always go for one of my favourite ever bands in spiral carpets.
39:59But I don't know.
40:00What do you reckon?
40:01Well, I mean, I wasn't in either of those bands, so...
40:05Well, you should have asked.
40:06You should have asked.
40:07Pat C, what do you think?
40:10Well, I didn't marry anyone in those bands, so...
40:15You should have asked.
40:16You should have asked.
40:17Yeah.
40:25Danny, do you know what your result was, your chart result?
40:28I think that was 14, I think, I was.
40:30Oh, yeah.
40:31I got a feeling I was about eight, nine.
40:32Yeah, I think you were the winners on that one.
40:34Right, so you're saying Supergrass came in higher.
40:37Yeah.
40:38Supergrass are saying that they came in higher.
40:40Yeah.
40:41Right.
40:42Spiral carpets are saying that they came in slightly lower.
40:45Yeah, good.
40:46We'll go with that.
40:47Is this like me saying to you, Greg,
40:49what socks are you wearing right now?
40:51Shush.
40:52I'm not thinking about my socks.
40:54I'm not thinking about the songs.
40:55Like the audience, I'm just waiting for these two pricks to have to do.
40:57Take the numbers off the front.
41:02Milky, maraca, can you please reveal your chart position?
41:10They can't, you can't see.
41:12They can't see it.
41:14Hey, Milky.
41:15Oh, 11.
41:16Oh!
41:17Oh!
41:18Oh!
41:19Oh!
41:20Oh!
41:21Oh!
41:22Oh!
41:23Oh!
41:24Oh!
41:25Oh!
41:26Oh!
41:27Oh!
41:28Oh!
41:29Oh!
41:30Oh!
41:31Oh!
41:36You were right.
41:37Your number.
41:38Yeah, yeah.
41:39I mean, who'd have thought this would be getting the biggest reaction?
41:42Pumping on your stereo peaks at number 11.
41:45Beating.
41:46This is how it feels.
41:47It came in at number 14.
41:49So, both teams get a point!
41:51Yeah!
41:58And at the end of that round, Noel's team have two points and Bez's team has four points.
42:02Let's say a big thank you to our fabulous assistants from Manchester, America and Melvin!
42:15They've done a wonderful column for what I love tonight for the next.
42:17I'm also very proud to say being a musician.
42:18I am a member of the 부분.
42:19It's a brilliant song.
42:20I'm a member of the audience.
42:21Bang, bang, bang of the tune right.
42:22Amazing.
42:23Just listening to the music tonight, to be honest with you, it's just, it's so joyful.
42:28I kind of don't relate to much music these days,
42:32and this has just been like, you know...
42:34Sort of a batch of your youth.
42:36Hasn't it? It's a real celebration.
42:39Sorry to get all deep there.
42:45Right, it's time for next lines.
42:48I'll give you the first line, you tell me the next one,
42:50you get a point, simple as that.
42:52You're up against the clock. This could be important.
42:55Noll's team, you're up first, and your time starts now.
43:01Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur
43:04of what is known as...? Park life.
43:06Correct, blur, park life.
43:07He sips another rum and coke...
43:09Cider, drink...
43:11..and told a dirty joke, Ocean Colour Scene,
43:13the day we caught the train.
43:14We are young, we run green.
43:16Keep our teeth nice and clean.
43:18Keep our teeth nice and clean, super grass, all right.
43:20Yes, there's love if you want it.
43:22If you want it...
43:23Don't sound like a sonnet.
43:24The verb, sonnet.
43:25Oh, Deborah, do you recall...?
43:27The wood chip on the wall.
43:28Nope.
43:29Ah!
43:30Your house was very small.
43:31The house was very small.
43:32Disco 2000.
43:33She got one in the oven.
43:34Oven.
43:35Oasis?
43:36But it's nothing to do with me.
43:37Oasis, she's electric.
43:38Yeah.
43:39I don't understand how a heart is a spade.
43:43But somehow the vital connection is made.
43:45Elastica connection.
43:46If it's good enough for you...
43:48It's good enough for me.
43:50Me, correct.
43:51Dodgy.
43:52Good enough.
43:53Do you remember the time...?
43:54Oh!
43:57That was hard, wasn't it?
43:59Well done, Noel's team.
44:00You've got four right.
44:01OK, Bess's team, here's yours.
44:03You need three points to win.
44:04Come on.
44:05You're against the clock.
44:07And your time...
44:10...starts now.
44:12Oh, sit down.
44:13Oh, sit down.
44:14Oh, sit down.
44:15Sit down next to me.
44:16James, sit down.
44:17She'll carry on through it all.
44:19She's a waterfall.
44:20The stone rose is waterfall.
44:21Don't you know he can make you forget you're a man?
44:23You're a man.
44:24Mm-hmm.
44:25You're twisting my melon, man.
44:26Happy Mondays.
44:27Step off.
44:28She'll have known you.
44:30See, wait, you said it.
44:32Oh, it's my fault.
44:33It was your fault.
44:35Can you dig it?
44:36Oh, yeah.
44:38Can you dig it?
44:39Yeah, correct.
44:40The Mock Turtles.
44:41Can you dig it?
44:42Itchy and scratchy come running up the alley.
44:43Charlottes.
44:44Charlottes.
44:45If you'll be good, I'll be good to your daddy.
44:46The Charlottes North Country boy.
44:47Husband don't know what he's done.
44:49Kids don't know what's wrong with mum.
44:51Correct.
44:52In spiral carpets.
44:53This is how it feels.
44:54Yippie, yippie, aye, aye, aye.
44:56Happy Mondays.
44:57I had to crucify somebody today.
44:59Some brothers are there.
45:00I'll give it you.
45:01Happy Mondays.
45:02Kinky Afro.
45:03I can see her.
45:04Here she comes.
45:05Stone roses.
45:06Here she comes.
45:07She bangs the drums.
45:08Stone roses.
45:09She bangs the drums.
45:10That sound means it's the end of the round and it's the end of the show.
45:19And I can tell you that Noel's team have six points.
45:22But the winners with nine points.
45:24There's his team!
45:27Well done.
45:28Thanks to Jamali, Bez, Clint, Patsy, Noel and Danny.
45:33Good night!
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