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00:01:46Okay, well, I haven't advised them in the physical inventory. You do.
00:01:51I'm not going to dispute that. I'm not disputing that.
00:01:59Okay, well, who does advise the inventory?
00:02:03Exactly.
00:02:08Well, so how am I the asshole?
00:02:16Okay, well, you can call Dennis, and I'm going to have to explain to him the exact same thing that I just explained to you, and he's going to have to explain it to you again.
00:02:28No, well, Larry, because I've done your job, and you're not the first one of you that I've dealt with.
00:02:37Yeah, that's right. Okay? Fucking call him, then.
00:02:43Mora.
00:02:46Mora.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:08Yeah, I know. That's what I told him.
00:03:11Well, two things could have happened.
00:03:12Well, he might have received some POs that they didn't register.
00:03:16Exactly.
00:03:17And he could have just fat-fingered it.
00:03:20Well, no, those things happened, but he doesn't need to...
00:03:24That's what I said.
00:03:26Okay, yeah, no, no problem.
00:03:42Yeah, Larry.
00:03:47I know.
00:03:49No, it's fine.
00:03:52Okay, bye.
00:04:25Bye.
00:04:34All my soul...
00:04:37Oh, it's been broken
00:04:41I never, never, I never needed it more
00:04:50Oh, my heart, oh, my heart
00:04:55It ain't working
00:04:57It's laying in tiny pieces on the floor
00:05:05Oh, cause you left me
00:05:10To keep on thinking, thinking, thinking
00:05:15That I ain't worth anything at all
00:05:21I opened my heart to let you in
00:05:30You always kept me wondering
00:05:38If I was your one and only
00:05:44You always kept me wondering
00:06:03Let's go.
00:06:33Welcome to Cops Stop Donut Shop, where the cops come to shop and the donuts never stop, how can I help you?
00:06:50Yes, I have a pickup order for the Mighty Oak!
00:06:55Okay, so your order isn't quite ready yet? Will you pull around to the next window?
00:07:00Sorry for the delay, sir. It'll be about five more minutes.
00:07:03This is outrageous! The entire purpose of ordering online is so that I do not have to wait!
00:07:12I understand that, sir, and I apologize. But if you'll just pull around...
00:07:15I will not pull around! My order has been placed!
00:07:20I can't have you hold up the line. You can come inside.
00:07:23Do you see the size of me? There is no door that can contain the Mighty Oak!
00:07:28I'm sorry, sir. I can't have you wait in the drive-thru.
00:07:30Hoorah! Honk! At the Mighty Oak! Shanghai!
00:07:37Hey, what's up?
00:07:41Nothing. What's going on?
00:07:43Nothing. Scott, off work, hanging out.
00:07:46Hey, there's wrestling on tonight. You want to come over or order some pizza?
00:07:51Sure. What time?
00:07:53Like, eight?
00:07:55Alright, let me shit and shower and I can head over in like 20 minutes. You need anything?
00:07:58No, I'm good.
00:08:11I thought you were the pizza.
00:08:13I'm not the pizza.
00:08:13You ordered already, though?
00:08:15Yeah, should be here soon.
00:08:16Alright, well, let me go back out and smoke real quick, then.
00:08:17Really? You gotta get high just so you can eat?
00:08:18Yeah, man. I got an appetite problem from the stress thing.
00:08:19Alright, whatever. Just hurry up. You should be here in a minute.
00:08:20Don't have like a track wrap or whatever?
00:08:21I don't know, man. Just fucking smoke.
00:08:22Oh, hey. What's up?
00:08:23Hey. Nice shirt.
00:08:24Oh, thanks. You like pork and roundy?
00:08:25Yeah, that shit's funny.
00:08:26You more of a pork dork or a round hound?
00:08:27I wouldn't really use either one of those to describe myself.
00:08:29Oh, me neither.
00:08:30But I'm probably more of a round hound.
00:08:34But I'm mostly a mighty oak kind of guy.
00:08:39Ah,s better.
00:08:40Yeah, that shit's funny.
00:08:41You more of a pork dork or a round hound?
00:08:44I wouldn't really use either one of those to describe myself.
00:08:47Oh, me neither.
00:08:50But I'm probably more of a round hound.
00:08:54But I'm mostly a mighty oak kind of guy.
00:08:57Oh, me too, dude.
00:08:58Hoo-da!
00:08:59Hoo-da!
00:09:01What the fuck is going on out here?
00:09:03You Ivan?
00:09:05And nails Allen with a drum kick.
00:09:08And another one.
00:09:10So why were you talking to the pizza guy?
00:09:16Oh, he commented on my shirt.
00:09:18Oh, that stupid fucking show.
00:09:20It's not stupid.
00:09:22It's a talking pig and a basketball that smoke weed and fart all the time.
00:09:26Wow, it is not a talking pig and basketball that smoke weed and fart all the time.
00:09:31It's a talking pig and basketball that work in a donut shop.
00:09:33Oh yeah, okay.
00:09:34That's way less fucking dumb.
00:09:35Yeah, they smoke weed sometimes.
00:09:37It's not like it's a bunch of fucking stoner jokes.
00:09:39It may not be stoner jokes, but it's definitely stoner humor.
00:09:42I don't know what that means.
00:09:43It's surreal and absurd.
00:09:45Why?
00:09:46Because they have a talking tree and a tomato?
00:09:49You've heard of fucking Alice in Wonderland?
00:09:51You're saying pork run around is Alice in Wonderland.
00:09:54I'm saying Alice in Wonderland is the best example of literary nonsense.
00:09:57Like the characters and settings don't have to have meaning unto themselves.
00:10:01You can still project commentary onto them and like make your comments via the absurdity.
00:10:06So they make a lot of comments about the geopolitical ramifications of an inflamed butthole?
00:10:14Inflamed butthole?
00:10:15Where do you get this shit, man?
00:10:16Yeah.
00:10:17There's satire, parody, social commentary, and sure, some fart jokes too.
00:10:21But they've even made comments about that.
00:10:23Dude, just because a show addresses their own shitty writing on the show doesn't make
00:10:28the writing any less shitty.
00:10:30In fact, it's kind of like a slap in the face.
00:10:33Like they're aware of how much they suck.
00:10:36You just don't get it.
00:10:37What is there to get?
00:10:38I'm sorry.
00:10:39It's not your style.
00:10:41Yeah.
00:10:42I guess crap isn't my style.
00:10:43Sorry they can't all be in the line of duty.
00:10:47Are you going to sit there and tell me that's not a great show?
00:10:49It's fine.
00:10:50It's a good show.
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:52It's considered one of the best of all time.
00:10:53Yeah.
00:10:54It's considered a really good show, but it's the only series you've ever seen.
00:10:58Yeah, but it's the best one.
00:11:00Yeah, but your opinion on best is irrelevant.
00:11:02You have no frame of reference.
00:11:03Yeah, but it's considered really good.
00:11:06Yeah.
00:11:07It's basically universally acclaimed as one of the great early prestige shows, but again,
00:11:11you wouldn't know the difference.
00:11:12And even if it wasn't critically acclaimed, you'd still be defending it like it was the
00:11:15greatest show of all time.
00:11:17You're only using critical acclaim in this single instance to justify your opinion.
00:11:21Yeah, I'm using facts to back up my opinion, thus making it a fact.
00:11:26We gotta change the fucking subject.
00:11:28I have to stop talking to you.
00:11:29We gotta fucking- I'm supposed to come over here to relax after work.
00:11:33What relax?
00:11:34I thought you work from home now.
00:11:35I do, but it's still stressful.
00:11:38How can that be stressful?
00:11:39You don't have to deal with people's bullshit all day.
00:11:41Oh no.
00:11:42I'm still digging with people's fucking bullshit all day.
00:11:44Now I'm just limited in what I can do about it.
00:11:46Oh, that's a shame.
00:11:48Isn't it still better though?
00:11:50Working from home?
00:11:51Yeah, it's better.
00:11:52Still sucks ass.
00:11:53But it's better.
00:11:54I've just been fucking really stressed out lately and I don't know what the fuck to do
00:11:58about it.
00:11:59Dude!
00:12:00That reminds me.
00:12:01A guy at work gave me some mushrooms.
00:12:02You should totally do some with me.
00:12:03I don't know man.
00:12:04I've never done no fucking mushrooms.
00:12:06Perfect time to start?
00:12:07I don't know.
00:12:08I don't think so.
00:12:09Oh.
00:12:10I'm sorry.
00:12:11You only take legal drugs.
00:12:12It's not a matter of legality.
00:12:13It's a matter of health and safety.
00:12:15What fucking health and safety?
00:12:17You drink beer.
00:12:18You smoke weed.
00:12:19You eat junk food all the time.
00:12:21Yeah, but those things aren't gonna kill me tonight.
00:12:23If you go drinking and driving.
00:12:25Okay, yeah, sure.
00:12:26But if I go drinking and driving, I made a choice.
00:12:28The alcohol didn't kill me.
00:12:29I killed me.
00:12:30I'm not gonna put something on my body if I have no fucking clue what it's gonna do
00:12:33to me.
00:12:34Dude, they're just mushrooms.
00:12:35You'll be alright.
00:12:36I know they're just mushrooms.
00:12:37I've thought about taking mushrooms.
00:12:39I'm still afraid of them.
00:12:41It's nothing to be afraid of man.
00:12:42You'll be alright.
00:12:43Yeah, you say that, but it's still fucking with your brain.
00:12:47Yeah, but it's not like acid.
00:12:49You're not gonna freak out.
00:12:51Shit will get all wavy, you'll lose track of time, you'll laugh a lot.
00:12:55It's kind of like smoking weed.
00:12:57And you don't even gotta start with a bunch at one time.
00:12:59I'm just microdosing.
00:13:00Yeah, I thought about that.
00:13:02Is that what you're doing?
00:13:03Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
00:13:04First night though, I ate like an entire eighth.
00:13:07Just had to make sure they were legit.
00:13:08They're pretty legit?
00:13:09Oh, they're legit.
00:13:10They're not psilocybin though.
00:13:12They're similar, but they're something different.
00:13:17Alright, well, what kind of mushrooms are they?
00:13:19I'll look them up.
00:13:20Oh, I don't know what they're called, but they're pretty much the same thing.
00:13:23I don't even know what kind of fucking mushrooms they are.
00:13:25I don't know, man.
00:13:26I'm not gonna...
00:13:27I'm more just gonna fuck with my anxiety.
00:13:29No, dude.
00:13:30It'll actually help with their anxiety.
00:13:31It's like a cure-all.
00:13:32Anxiety, depression, PTSD.
00:13:35Whatever you've got, it'll make that shit feel better.
00:13:38If it was a cure-all, everyone would be doing it.
00:13:40Dude, everybody is doing it.
00:13:42Besides, the pharmaceutical companies, they want to keep this shit illegal.
00:13:47Keep selling you their bullshit drugs.
00:13:49If it was a cure-all, the pharmaceutical companies would be the ones selling it.
00:13:52Why would they want to market something that's actually gonna make you feel better?
00:13:55They want to keep you sick.
00:13:57Keep you addicted to their pills.
00:13:59Weed is still illegal.
00:14:01But there's actually a synthetic weed they can get to prescribe nationwide called Dranavanol.
00:14:06This has no side effects.
00:14:08There are no side effects because it's all natural.
00:14:11All those pills, they have side effects.
00:14:14You know why?
00:14:15To sell you more pills?
00:14:16To sell you more fucking pills.
00:14:18You take pills.
00:14:20Yeah, I take pills.
00:14:22Okay.
00:14:25Regardless of what you say, and certainly not because of it.
00:14:30Might be down to try the mushrooms.
00:14:35Fuck yeah, you might be.
00:14:37All right, so I'm just gonna chop these bad boys up into tiny little chunks.
00:14:44So what exactly is the dose?
00:14:46It's approximately that much.
00:14:52One chunk.
00:14:53Yeah, but how much is that?
00:14:55It's a fucking chunk, man.
00:14:57It's a mushroom.
00:14:58It's not gonna be a meter dose.
00:15:00Well, that's for inhalers, so of course not.
00:15:02Look, dude.
00:15:03The whole point is you're taking a psychedelic mushroom consistently for a couple of weeks.
00:15:08You're gonna start to feel like you have more energy.
00:15:10You're feeling more positive.
00:15:12You'll fucking shit better.
00:15:14Everything.
00:15:15Fucking colors will look brighter.
00:15:17What about negative effects?
00:15:19None.
00:15:21Fucking judge of that.
00:15:25How long do I have to take it?
00:15:27Take one every day.
00:15:29Consistently.
00:15:30For a couple of weeks.
00:15:31After that, you should be pretty good for a while.
00:15:34How long is a while?
00:15:35Why is everything so fucking vague?
00:15:37Because it's a fucking plant, man.
00:15:39It comes from the ground.
00:15:41Results may vary.
00:15:42I'll probably just keep taking them as long as my guy can keep getting them.
00:15:46Is it safe to just take them nonstop?
00:15:48I don't know.
00:15:49But I take Kratom every day.
00:15:52Adderall.
00:15:53Whatever's gonna get me going.
00:15:54It's probably fine.
00:15:56I don't really give a shit.
00:15:58So what do I do?
00:15:59Just eat one?
00:16:00Yeah.
00:16:01Yeah, you should eat one now.
00:16:02Take the rest home.
00:16:03Throw them in the freezer.
00:16:04Take one out and eat it every day.
00:16:06I don't know, man.
00:16:07Are they gross?
00:16:08Do you like mushrooms?
00:16:09No.
00:16:10Yeah.
00:16:11Then they're fucking gross.
00:16:12Just chew it up real quick.
00:16:13Chug a beer afterwards.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15Here we go.
00:16:16Diadios so manana.
00:16:30Aca-daga.
00:16:31Aca-daga.
00:16:33Aca-daga.
00:16:35I bet you'll wake up tomorrow feeling fucking amazing.
00:16:49See about that.
00:16:52Until then, you want to drink some beer and watch some wrestling?
00:17:05I take my word in the air to prove that I'm a fool.
00:17:35I don't want to drink some beer.
00:18:05Look at that shit in there, eating that fucking branch.
00:18:31Hey, can't have outside food in here.
00:18:35It's not food, it's a fucking branch.
00:18:42Well, you're eating it, so what's food?
00:18:45I'm a quality cocksucker, this is all I can eat.
00:18:48Don't give me that shit, with your milk drinking ass, we sell salads.
00:18:53First of all, I'm lactose intolerant, bitch.
00:18:58First of all, fuck you.
00:19:01You know what, I'm gonna take this shit.
00:19:03Ma'am, if you don't throw that branch back in the fucking forest where it belongs, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
00:19:07Excuse me?
00:19:09This branch is part of my culture.
00:19:12Are you fucking kidding me?
00:19:13Do you see me eating slop and rolling around and shit?
00:19:18I don't see it, but I sure as shit smell it.
00:19:23Bitch!
00:19:24Did you just call me a bitch?
00:19:26Hey, I'll cause him like I sees him.
00:19:28I tell you what, after I eat these leaves, I'll show this branch so far up your fucking ass, you'll be having a luau tonight.
00:19:35See, now it's fucked up, now it's appropriation, and threatening physical violence, it's a little aggressive for an uptight intellectual bitch.
00:19:44Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:19:45Nothing, she's so crazy, I don't know, man.
00:20:05Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:35Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:37Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:38Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:39Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:40Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:41Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:42Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:43Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:44Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:45Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:46Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:47Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:48Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:49Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:50Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:52Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:54Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:20:55I'm late.
00:21:25I overslept.
00:21:27That's okay.
00:21:28It was just a couple minutes.
00:21:30Did you have a late night last night?
00:21:32I don't think so.
00:21:33Not really.
00:21:33Not that I can remember.
00:21:35I must have just been sleeping good or something.
00:21:42So what would you like to talk about today?
00:21:45I don't know.
00:21:46Nothing around my mind.
00:21:47I haven't really thought about it.
00:21:50Oh, well, I had a nightmare last night.
00:21:53Do you want to tell me about it?
00:21:55Yeah, it was nothing crazy.
00:21:56I just brushed my teeth.
00:22:00And then when I turned to leave the bathroom,
00:22:01I ran into like this ghost thing or whatever.
00:22:05And then I woke up.
00:22:08And that was like right before I came over here.
00:22:10Have you ever had a dream about ghosts before?
00:22:14I don't think so.
00:22:15Not that I can remember.
00:22:16I don't really have nightmares, though.
00:22:18And you haven't had any dreams in a long time, right?
00:22:20Yeah, no, not really.
00:22:21Have you cut back on your drinking?
00:22:24No, not really.
00:22:25So you were drinking last night?
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:28Well, why else do you think you would have had a dream?
00:22:31Or a nightmare?
00:22:34I don't know.
00:22:36I don't think I've done anything any different.
00:22:41Well.
00:22:43I mean, maybe.
00:22:43What?
00:22:53Well, for the past two days, I started microdosing some mushrooms.
00:23:02You've been taking psychedelic mushrooms the past two days.
00:23:07No.
00:23:09Yeah, okay.
00:23:10Yes, but just like little tiny pieces.
00:23:13Just like one a day.
00:23:15Okay.
00:23:16Well.
00:23:18It is possible that this is stimulating something in your mind.
00:23:22Where did you get these mushrooms?
00:23:24From my brother.
00:23:25Do you think I should be taking them?
00:23:26I'm not going to tell you to take illegal drugs.
00:23:29I don't recommend it.
00:23:33But I do understand that there have been some studies on psychedelics that suggest that there
00:23:40are benefits for people with mental health issues.
00:23:44But I can't fully recommend you try anything like that without talking to your doctor first.
00:23:49Yeah, I know.
00:23:49I understand.
00:23:51Still going to try them.
00:23:52I mean, I don't think that was some kind of mushroom-induced nightmare or anything.
00:23:56I think I've just been eating and sleeping like shit.
00:23:59What do you hope to achieve by taking these mushrooms?
00:24:05Um.
00:24:07I guess I'm hoping that they're going to get rid of my anxiety.
00:24:12Or at least help with it.
00:24:13Just be careful.
00:24:17And be sure to reach out to me if the anxiety gets to be, you know, just too much to handle.
00:24:25How has your anxiety been generally?
00:24:29I don't know.
00:24:29I mean, it was better.
00:24:30But not like 100% better.
00:24:33Right?
00:24:33Like I feel like I'm down significantly from my maximum stress level from a few months ago.
00:24:37But lately I feel like I've been exhibiting all the symptoms of my depression and anxiety.
00:24:48Like not eating well or sleeping.
00:24:51Everything's just kind of all fucked up.
00:24:54When was the last time you created anything?
00:24:58It's been a few weeks.
00:25:01Well, I'm not going to tell you to stop taking those mushrooms.
00:25:03But I do want you to cut back on your drinking.
00:25:06And I want you to try and create something this week.
00:25:08I think it will help you feel better.
00:25:10That's why I started taking the mushrooms.
00:25:12My brother was like, that's going to make you feel better.
00:25:14Okay, look.
00:25:15There's no cure-all.
00:25:17There's not one thing that makes everyone feel good.
00:25:20Exercise.
00:25:22Meditation.
00:25:23Healthy eating.
00:25:24And everyone needs a way to cope.
00:25:26Whether that's a hobby.
00:25:28Or a vice.
00:25:29Or whatever it is.
00:25:31I have plenty of those.
00:25:32You do.
00:25:34And I just wish you would use some of your more healthy ones.
00:25:37When in times of increased stress.
00:25:39Stress.
00:25:39All right.
00:25:46And I주�bed.
00:25:46There we go.
00:25:47You do.
00:25:48And while in times of increased stress.
00:25:52All right.
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00:27:55All right.
00:27:56All right.
00:27:57Hey, what's up?
00:27:58Nothing.
00:27:59What are you doing?
00:28:00Painting.
00:28:01Um...
00:28:02Hey, what's up?
00:28:03Nothing.
00:28:04You want to come over?
00:28:05Play some video games or something?
00:28:07Yeah, I guess.
00:28:08Uh...
00:28:09What time?
00:28:10I don't know, man.
00:28:12Whatever.
00:28:13I got nothing going on.
00:28:15Okay, yeah.
00:28:16Um...
00:28:17Give me a few minutes.
00:28:18Let's go over.
00:28:19How long have you been out here?
00:28:25I don't know.
00:28:26I don't know.
00:28:27I don't know.
00:28:28I don't know.
00:28:29I don't know.
00:28:30I don't know.
00:28:31I don't know.
00:28:32I don't know.
00:28:33I don't know.
00:28:34I don't know.
00:28:35I don't know.
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00:28:38I don't know.
00:28:39I don't know.
00:28:40I don't know.
00:28:41I don't know.
00:28:42I don't know.
00:28:43I don't know.
00:28:44I don't know.
00:28:45I don't know.
00:28:46I'm not.
00:28:47I'm not hungry.
00:28:52Mmm.
00:28:53Actually, I'm not really even sure what that is.
00:28:55It's, um...
00:28:56Augmented reality.
00:28:58I don't know what that means.
00:29:00Okay, so like...
00:29:02You know what virtual reality is?
00:29:05Right.
00:29:06It's like a virtual reality.
00:29:08Well, this is augmented reality.
00:29:10So like you look through a camera lens and see the real world, but they'll change it or
00:29:16augment it in real time.
00:29:18It's mostly used for like mobile games or like furniture stores.
00:29:23So AR is something for furniture-based mobile games?
00:29:28No.
00:29:29Um...
00:29:30Okay.
00:29:31Okay.
00:29:32So, you hold up your camera and you like see everything in the room, right?
00:29:36And there's like a ghost there or something.
00:29:38Alright, never mind.
00:29:39Uh...
00:29:40Okay.
00:29:41So, the couch.
00:29:42So you have a couch and you see it in the space.
00:29:44Then you can move the camera around and the couch will like stick to the 3D space if
00:29:48it's actually there.
00:29:49Okay.
00:29:50And that's what AR is.
00:29:51It's fucking dumb.
00:29:52Okay.
00:29:53Well, that's like not all I can do.
00:29:54Um...
00:29:55Okay.
00:29:56So, say we all wear AR glasses all the time.
00:30:00Like AR goggles.
00:30:01Right.
00:30:02So then you'll create like your avatar.
00:30:03Like the way you're gonna look in the game or in the world or whatever.
00:30:07And your friends will all do it too.
00:30:08So then you could like meet up with your friends from like Argentina or Japan or whatever
00:30:11and you could talk to them and they'll be like they're sitting in the same room with
00:30:14you.
00:30:15Oh.
00:30:16Yeah, that's kind of cool I guess.
00:30:17Yeah.
00:30:18And it's, you know, it's used for like virtual cafes and concerts, wrestling events, things
00:30:22like that.
00:30:23Real life gaming, social networking.
00:30:25Like that's what they consider the metaverse.
00:30:27Alright.
00:30:28Yeah.
00:30:29No, that's kind of cool.
00:30:30Yeah, that's pretty cool.
00:30:31There's some shitty stuff that can happen there too.
00:30:33Like what?
00:30:34Well, I mean like other than the obvious.
00:30:36Yeah, other than the obvious.
00:30:38Um...
00:30:39So, say you're wearing your AR glasses all day or like walking on the street in the real
00:30:43world.
00:30:44And um, like I'm offended by guns.
00:30:46I don't want to see gun stores.
00:30:47So anytime I walk by one, I'll change it to like a candy store or something.
00:30:52Or like turn abortion clinics into churches or something like that.
00:30:56Exactly.
00:30:57So anything that offends or you want to be shielded from, you can like narrow your view in that
00:31:03way.
00:31:04Wow, that's kind of already a problem though, isn't it?
00:31:06Exactly.
00:31:07And this will really just kind of exacerbate that whole echo chamber thing.
00:31:11Mmm.
00:31:12I'm not sure how I feel at that.
00:31:13Yeah, no shit.
00:31:14Alright, think about it this way.
00:31:15So like all these companies have like all your data and stuff, right?
00:31:18So imagine they just want to make an app that like puts all your public data out there.
00:31:21Nothing crazy.
00:31:22Just like your voting history, sexual orientation, things like that.
00:31:26Imagine having that shit floating above your head like it's a goddamn video game or something.
00:31:29Oh dude, people are going to be talking shit about my taste in music.
00:31:33Exactly.
00:31:34It just makes it way easier to prejudge people.
00:31:37Fuck.
00:31:38This is why we have to do something.
00:31:43What do you mean?
00:31:45Oh, no, I'm just, I mean like, if humans don't slow down, they are going to be the death of
00:31:52themselves.
00:31:53I don't think there's a lot we can really do about it other than hope for the best.
00:31:58Yeah.
00:31:59Unfortunately, when left to their own devices, humans have not always turned to their brightest
00:32:04and best.
00:32:05You never made it this far.
00:32:07Yeah, I guess that's something.
00:32:10Again, not a lot we can really do about it.
00:32:12Yeah.
00:32:13Yeah, maybe.
00:32:14Maybe not.
00:32:16Oh, hey, speaking of which, how are the mushrooms treating you?
00:32:21Alright, I guess.
00:32:22I mean, I don't really notice anything different.
00:32:24I'm not like sick or anything.
00:32:26But, you know, I haven't noticed any significant changes.
00:32:30It's only been like, what, four days?
00:32:32Something like that.
00:32:34I think you'll be feeling it pretty soon.
00:32:36Okay, cool.
00:32:39But until then, you want to get smashed?
00:32:41Yeah.
00:32:42I mean, I think we'd probably do that.
00:33:11Okay.
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:13So, let's just change the floor.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:15Let's switch it to the finish board on this.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:22Okay.
00:33:23Okay, cool.
00:33:25Um, so.
00:33:28Okay, cool.
00:33:30Okay, cool.
00:33:33Um, so, um, so, um, so, um, so, um, so, um, so, um, so, um, um, so, um, so, um, as we can.
00:35:09It's not funny.
00:35:12Oh, fuck.
00:35:14How does that even work?
00:35:15Shut up.
00:35:15Would you just help me?
00:35:16Sure.
00:35:17Yeah.
00:35:17You want me to blow you?
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:21Be real, Porco.
00:35:22Seriously.
00:35:23Fuck.
00:35:24Was it a woman?
00:35:26Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:35:27Porco, you stop messing around and go in the closet and get my fucking pump.
00:35:34You have a pump?
00:35:36Oh, my God.
00:35:38Oh, dude.
00:35:38Porco, I swear to fucking God, if I go flat, I fucking die.
00:35:41Are you serious?
00:35:42Do you really want to find out?
00:35:44I don't know.
00:35:44Maybe.
00:35:44Nope.
00:35:56I don't know.
00:35:56Gut.
00:35:57I don't know.
00:35:58I'm not a baby.
00:36:00I don't know.
00:36:01I don't know.
00:36:01Yeah.
00:36:02He horizon.
00:36:03I'm not a baby.
00:36:06varr?
00:36:07I don't know.
00:36:07I'll see you next time.
00:36:37I'll see you next time.
00:36:47Eat it.
00:36:56Fucking eat it.
00:36:58Might as well.
00:37:03Be careful.
00:37:26Why?
00:37:28Because it's not too late.
00:37:30Too late for what?
00:37:32To stop them.
00:37:34So who from what?
00:37:36I'll see you next time.
00:37:38I'll see you next time.
00:37:40I'll see you next time.
00:37:42I'll see you next time.
00:37:44I'll see you next time.
00:37:48I'll see you next time.
00:37:58I'll see you next time.
00:38:00I'll see you next time.
00:38:04Very early.
00:38:06I'll see you next time.
00:38:10I'll see you next time.
00:38:12I'll see you next time.
00:38:14I'll see you next time.
00:38:16Let's go.
00:38:18I'm going to get a little bit of a cup.
00:38:25I'll get it.
00:38:27Oh.
00:41:18Hey, what's up?
00:41:19Just giving me a call back.
00:41:20All right.
00:41:21Coming back.
00:41:21Later.
00:41:48Hey, what's up?
00:42:12Hey, what's going on?
00:42:14Nothing.
00:42:16You call me.
00:42:17What's up?
00:42:18Oh, you call me.
00:42:20What's going on?
00:42:21Nothing.
00:42:21Just calling back.
00:42:22I didn't have my phone with me.
00:42:24Okay.
00:42:25Well, what's going on?
00:42:27Nothing.
00:42:27I was just painting.
00:42:29What's up?
00:42:29I'm actually driving.
00:42:32Hey, I'm close by.
00:42:33I'm going to pick you up.
00:42:34I've got to do a couple things.
00:42:37Yeah, sure.
00:42:38I guess.
00:42:38So you feeling it yet?
00:42:40I don't know.
00:42:40I mean, I guess.
00:42:42Like, today I feel great.
00:42:43I didn't even fucking smoke and I feel like a fucking million bucks.
00:42:46Yeah, man.
00:42:48After the first few days, it really starts to work its magic.
00:42:51I feel like a whole new guy.
00:42:55Anything weird happen?
00:42:57Like what?
00:42:58I don't know.
00:42:59Like any weird dreams?
00:43:01Weird dreams?
00:43:02No.
00:43:03My sleep is usually pretty fucked up anyway.
00:43:06Insomnia.
00:43:08Sleep apnea.
00:43:09Sleep paralysis.
00:43:10But the past few days have been amazing.
00:43:14I didn't even drink last night.
00:43:15Damn.
00:43:16It's awesome.
00:43:18Why?
00:43:19You been having weird dreams or something?
00:43:22Yeah, I mean, I guess.
00:43:25They're just dreams.
00:43:26It's only weird because I haven't dreamt in a long time, you know?
00:43:31But, I don't know.
00:43:32Maybe I've also been here and stuff.
00:43:36Hmm.
00:43:37That could be normal.
00:43:38I mean, you've never taken mushrooms before, right?
00:43:41Probably just getting some fringe hallucinatory effects, you know?
00:43:45But what are we talking about here?
00:43:48An indiscernible rustling?
00:43:50A beep?
00:43:52Voices?
00:43:53I don't know, not voices, but like, yeah, I don't know, man.
00:43:56Like, I'll hear something in the other room.
00:43:59Or, like, maybe I'll feel like there's somebody in the room.
00:44:03Oh, that definitely sounds normal, man.
00:44:04It's like being high as fuck.
00:44:06Yeah, I know, but I don't feel high.
00:44:08I don't know.
00:44:09It's different.
00:44:11It's supposed to be different, you know?
00:44:13I wouldn't worry about it until there's something to worry about.
00:44:16And right now, I don't think you have anything to worry about.
00:44:20Are you about to tell me to trust the mushrooms?
00:44:21No, but that's actually good advice.
00:44:25All right, give me a minute.
00:44:27I gotta ship a couple things.
00:44:28No, but that's okay.
00:44:38All right.
00:44:41You
00:45:01Really man, I wasn't even there that long. You want to get some coffee or something? Yeah, that sounds good
00:45:08Thanks, man. What else you got going on?
00:45:10Nothing really. I was actually supposed to swing to my buddy's house and pick something up
00:45:14But he just texted me and said he's not home or something. I don't know
00:45:17You want to get fucked up? You know I do. I really do, but I don't know I feel good for once
00:45:24Maybe I should go into my work week without a hangover. See if the mushrooms really do solve all my fucking problems
00:45:29Mmm, it's probably a good idea
00:45:32Let the mushrooms proceed unfettered. I mean, I'll probably get high and have a couple beers. That's not a big deal
00:45:40You don't think it's going to get any worse, do you?
00:45:42What? Like the dreams and stuff?
00:45:44Nah, man. If anything, it's going to get better. Much, much better
00:45:55That guy at work, the one who gave him to you, did he take him?
00:45:59Mmm, that's a good question
00:46:01You know what? Just give it like three more days. I think you're right there
00:46:06Right where?
00:46:07Right on the precipice
00:46:09Precipice of what?
00:46:11Of
00:46:13Becoming and being
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01:17:40Hey, yeah, I guess it is. What do you know?
01:17:44Am I in the cartoon? What the fuck are you talking about?
01:17:47Like, did I somehow get sucked into the Porker and Roundy show?
01:17:53Um, Mr. D?
01:17:55What the fuck is it?
01:17:57That weird-ass homeless guy is always staring at us as talking all funny.
01:18:01Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
01:18:04No, this isn't real. This is just a cartoon. I'm not supposed to be here. This is just a dream.
01:18:08If you know it's a dream, then why don't you change something?
01:18:12Like what?
01:18:13Anything.
01:18:14Stop Mr. Destructor Populous from blasting your ass.
01:18:16Okay.
01:18:19Did it work?
01:18:22Nope.
01:18:26How are you feeling?
01:18:27That's a difficult question to answer.
01:18:30Have you stopped taking the mushrooms?
01:18:32Yes. I think it was too late.
01:18:35What do you mean by that?
01:18:36Yeah, what do you mean by that?
01:18:38Who let you out the house?
01:18:40What was that?
01:18:41What?
01:18:42You said something.
01:18:44What?
01:18:44You said something.
01:18:46I think I'm okay.
01:18:47What?
01:18:48I think I'm okay.
01:18:49You think you're okay?
01:18:51Yeah.
01:18:52Have you tried looking in the mirror?
01:18:54No.
01:18:54No.
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01:23:53Rolling.
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