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00:00:00The Bigfoot Club is brought to you in part
00:00:29by Red Alert Soda, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, the John T. Valentine Foundation,
00:00:36and by totally awesome public television viewers like you and me.
00:00:41Okay team, here's what happened on the last episode.
00:00:44Grab a notebook and your official orange gel pen and follow along.
00:00:48First, Willow spotted a footprint in the park.
00:00:52And look, a glob of blue hair!
00:00:55Next, they brought the hair to Einstein's lab for analysis.
00:00:58It's from an unknown animal species.
00:01:02Then, Breezy tried to create a psychic connection with the creature.
00:01:07Bigfoot, Bigfoot, where are you?
00:01:09And, Dorothy came up with her most amazing idea ever.
00:01:14I invented this device. I call it the Bigfoot Finder 1000.
00:01:18Look, it's beeping.
00:01:20That means the Bigfoot is close.
00:01:21Keep watching to find out what happens next.
00:01:24Do you believe in monsters?
00:01:32I believe in the Jersey Devil.
00:01:33I believe in the Mothman.
00:01:35I believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
00:01:37I believe in Bigfoot. That's how we got the name.
00:01:39Bigfoot Club!
00:01:41We're trying to prove the world's most legendary creatures exist.
00:01:44We're friends.
00:01:45But also rivals.
00:01:46Because we all want to find our monster first.
00:01:49It's going to be me, because I care the most.
00:02:19It's going to be me, because I don't want to find our monster first.
00:02:49Happy birthday!
00:03:08Stop!
00:03:10Happy birthday!
00:03:11No, I said stop.
00:03:12I already lit the candles.
00:03:14Why?
00:03:15It's your birthday?
00:03:17How do you know?
00:03:18Whose birthday is it?
00:03:19Dots.
00:03:20Who's Dot?
00:03:21That girl over there.
00:03:22Is she new?
00:03:23I don't think so.
00:03:24Happy birthday.
00:03:25Stop.
00:03:25Please.
00:03:26Stop singing.
00:03:27It's somebody's birthday?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:29Dots.
00:03:30Who's Dot?
00:03:31This girl that hates birthdays.
00:03:34I don't hate birthdays.
00:03:36I just hate my own birthday.
00:03:38Angie baked you cupcakes out of the goodness of her own big heart.
00:03:41So ungrateful.
00:03:43I'm not ungrateful.
00:03:44You sound ungrateful.
00:03:45I just don't like being the center of attention.
00:03:48That explains why no one knows her name.
00:03:49If she doesn't want them, can we eat them?
00:03:51No.
00:03:52Not until we sing.
00:03:54Please don't sing.
00:03:55Angie's not going to let us have cupcakes until we sing.
00:03:58It's Angie's one rule.
00:04:00Come on, let us sing.
00:04:04Fine.
00:04:04Sing.
00:04:06Happy birthday.
00:04:07Happy birthday.
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00:04:28Happy birthday.
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00:04:30Happy birthday.
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00:04:32Happy birthday.
00:04:33Happy birthday.
00:04:34Happy birthday.
00:04:35Happy birthday.
00:04:36Oh, sorry.
00:04:59No, no, no.
00:04:59Why?
00:05:00It's my fault.
00:05:03I'm...
00:05:03You know,
00:05:04you look so familiar.
00:05:07Do I know you?
00:05:09No.
00:05:11I'm nobody.
00:05:16Good night.
00:05:20What mysteries
00:05:22do we think our great planet
00:05:25still has to offer us?
00:05:28If you listen to
00:05:30conventional scientific wisdom,
00:05:33you'll hear there's nothing out there.
00:05:35Happy birthday, Doc.
00:05:38Thanks, Patty.
00:05:40Oh, you mean reincarnation?
00:05:41Yeah, yeah, that's it.
00:05:42There are no more myths
00:05:44or marvels
00:05:45or monsters
00:05:46roaming the forests
00:05:47or the skies
00:05:48or the seas.
00:05:50Imagine all of it, don't you?
00:05:52You think I'm insane?
00:05:52We're all alone here.
00:05:54I don't mean that.
00:05:55I'm a competent person.
00:05:56But
00:05:58what would happen
00:05:59if we didn't accept
00:06:01conventional wisdom?
00:06:04Enabling the foot
00:06:06to support a larger body weight.
00:06:08If we looked a little closer
00:06:10and really opened up
00:06:18to what lies beyond
00:06:19the known world?
00:06:24What then would we find?
00:06:26Dorothy March?
00:06:42Oh, my God.
00:06:44It's you, isn't it?
00:06:45It's really you!
00:06:47No, wait.
00:06:48You can't go.
00:06:50Don't you realize?
00:06:51You're my hero.
00:06:53You're the most famous person
00:06:54that's ever lived
00:06:55and I finally found you.
00:07:05Hello.
00:07:06I'm Dr. Peter Greenford.
00:07:09And tonight,
00:07:10I'll be bringing you
00:07:11the true story of
00:07:13The Bigfoot Club.
00:07:15The Bigfoot Club.
00:07:21Starring Dorothy March,
00:07:24Willow Fernandez,
00:07:27Maggie Breeze-Mopolis,
00:07:29and Einstein Funicello.
00:07:32With special guest stars
00:07:34Esme
00:07:36and Dr. Peter Greenport.
00:07:42The Bigfoot Club.
00:07:45Do you believe in monsters?
00:07:49Breezy does.
00:07:50Visit Breezy.
00:07:51It was as though
00:07:52as though for a time
00:07:53I didn't exist.
00:07:56As though I had
00:07:57no place in the world.
00:08:00What is cryptozoology?
00:08:03Find out in the new
00:08:03Encyclopedia of America series
00:08:05Monsters, Myths, and Legend.
00:08:07Sasquatch, Yeti,
00:08:24the Abominable Snowman.
00:08:26For nearly a thousand years,
00:08:27people throughout the world
00:08:29have reported sightings
00:08:30of a large bipedal creature.
00:08:33He goes by many names.
00:08:34But so far,
00:08:37this Bigfoot
00:08:38has eluded real capture.
00:08:41To the skeptics,
00:08:43he's a myth.
00:08:44To the believers,
00:08:45he's still out there
00:08:47waiting to be found.
00:08:49Our story begins
00:08:50with one such believer.
00:08:52Her name was...
00:08:53Dorothy March!
00:08:54That's who you are!
00:08:56I don't know why
00:08:57you think I'm that person,
00:08:59but I'm most certainly
00:09:00not that person.
00:09:03See?
00:09:05Patty Katz?
00:09:07I get it.
00:09:08It's a pseudonym.
00:09:10You know, a fake name.
00:09:11I know the definition
00:09:12of pseudonym.
00:09:12Because you always adopt
00:09:14orange cats,
00:09:15and you always name them
00:09:16Patty after the
00:09:16Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot.
00:09:18You know,
00:09:19the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot.
00:09:21That's a really good
00:09:25impression, actually.
00:09:27Everyone told me
00:09:28I was crazy
00:09:29to go looking for you.
00:09:30Well,
00:09:31except bae.
00:09:33Bae?
00:09:34Boyfriend?
00:09:34Why don't you just say
00:09:35boyfriend?
00:09:35But I knew this plan
00:09:36would work.
00:09:37What plan?
00:09:38I put up those flyers.
00:09:40I set up this whole convention.
00:09:42I came all the way
00:09:43to Queens
00:09:44to find clues
00:09:45about the whereabouts
00:09:46of my childhood hero,
00:09:47Dorothy March.
00:09:48And instead,
00:09:49I find the Dorothy March.
00:09:51Why would you be
00:09:52looking for
00:09:52that person?
00:09:55Don't you know?
00:09:56Everyone is.
00:09:58Everyone?
00:09:58Everyone that listens
00:09:59to Willow Fernandez's
00:10:00podcast, anyway.
00:10:02Did you say
00:10:02Willow Fernandez?
00:10:04Yeah.
00:10:05A few weeks ago,
00:10:06she asked her fans
00:10:07to find you.
00:10:09And I'm the fan
00:10:10that did!
00:10:11Did I tell you my name?
00:10:13I'm Esme.
00:10:17I'm Patty Katz.
00:10:20We already established
00:10:21that's a pseudonym.
00:10:23You know,
00:10:23a fake name.
00:10:24Again,
00:10:24I know the definition
00:10:25of pseudonym.
00:10:26You should come up
00:10:27on stage.
00:10:28Yeah,
00:10:28you could do a Q&A
00:10:29with everyone.
00:10:30I'm sorry.
00:10:31You're wrong.
00:10:32I'm not Dorothy March
00:10:34and I have to go.
00:10:37Wait!
00:10:37Don't you want to know
00:10:38why Willow's
00:10:39looking for you?
00:10:40Listen to her podcast!
00:10:42It's important!
00:10:43It was the summer
00:10:50of 1997
00:10:51and New York City
00:10:53suddenly became
00:10:54the epicenter
00:10:55of a cryptid craze.
00:10:57That's what inspired
00:10:58a latchkey kid
00:10:59named Dorothy March
00:11:00to start the Bigfoot Club
00:11:02out of her queen's apartment.
00:11:04Her website developed
00:11:06a small but dedicated
00:11:07fan base.
00:11:08One fan was
00:11:10a fellow 6th grader
00:11:12named Willow Fernandez.
00:11:14Willow Fernandez!
00:11:16That's me!
00:11:17Hi,
00:11:18I'm Dorothy March.
00:11:19I know!
00:11:20I'm your biggest fan!
00:11:21I came all the way
00:11:22from Brooklyn
00:11:23just to find you.
00:11:24Why?
00:11:25Your research
00:11:26has inspired me.
00:11:27Now,
00:11:27I'm looking for
00:11:28my favorite monster,
00:11:29the Loch Ness Monster.
00:11:31Here,
00:11:32check this out!
00:11:32Wow,
00:11:39you're the first person
00:11:39I've ever met
00:11:40that cares about this stuff.
00:11:42There are more kids
00:11:42out there,
00:11:43just like us.
00:11:44There are?
00:11:45Yeah,
00:11:46they're spread throughout
00:11:46all the other boroughs
00:11:48and together
00:11:48we're gonna build something.
00:11:50You mean a team?
00:11:51No.
00:11:53A franchise.
00:11:55With Willow's help,
00:11:57Dorothy expanded her reach
00:11:58from the Bigfoot Club
00:12:00in Queens
00:12:00to the Loch Ness Monster
00:12:02Club in Brooklyn
00:12:03to the Mothman Club
00:12:05in the Bronx
00:12:06headed by
00:12:07Maggie Breezmopoulos.
00:12:09Everyone calls me Breezy.
00:12:11I'm the master
00:12:12of the dark arts.
00:12:13You're on the team.
00:12:14Here,
00:12:15have a hat.
00:12:16I only wear black.
00:12:17Well,
00:12:18now you wear yellow.
00:12:19And finally,
00:12:20the Jersey Devil Club
00:12:22in Staten Island
00:12:23run by a fourth grader
00:12:25named Einstein Funicello.
00:12:28I'm the smartest kid
00:12:29in Staten Island.
00:12:30Hey,
00:12:31want to see my collection
00:12:32of bugs and worms?
00:12:34Gross.
00:12:35Just put on the hat.
00:12:37Thanks to Willow's
00:12:38promotional skills,
00:12:40their online following grew.
00:12:42They appeared in magazines,
00:12:44on talk shows.
00:12:46Do you believe in monsters?
00:12:48Watch the Bigfoot Club.
00:12:49Sundays at 6.30,
00:12:51only on SPTV.
00:12:53They even sold
00:12:54their life story
00:12:55to Canadian Public Television
00:12:57for the fictionalized
00:12:59Bigfoot Club TV series,
00:13:01which we've been playing
00:13:02scenes from
00:13:03during this broadcast.
00:13:05The Bigfoot Club,
00:13:06scene four,
00:13:07take one.
00:13:10Starring local child actors.
00:13:13It lasted for only
00:13:15six episodes.
00:13:17You see,
00:13:18just at the height
00:13:19of the Bigfoot Club's fame,
00:13:21the team broke up.
00:13:22Why?
00:13:25Well,
00:13:26it may have something
00:13:27to do
00:13:27with this device.
00:13:30The Bigfoot Finder 1000.
00:13:33Hello,
00:13:47I'm Willow Fernandez,
00:13:49and this is
00:13:50Beyond the Beyond.
00:13:52On today's episode,
00:13:53we'll do a four-hour
00:13:54deep dive
00:13:55on the legend
00:13:56of the hoedag.
00:13:57They call him
00:13:58Champy,
00:13:59the aquatic dinosaur
00:14:01that stalks
00:14:02Lake Champlain.
00:14:03I have four words
00:14:05for you.
00:14:06Honey Island
00:14:07Swamp Monster.
00:14:11Now,
00:14:12the greatest mystery
00:14:13of all.
00:14:14What happened
00:14:15to the mysterious
00:14:16creature known as
00:14:17Dorothy March?
00:14:20I last saw her
00:14:21almost twenty years ago.
00:14:23Since then,
00:14:23she has seemingly
00:14:24disappeared off
00:14:25the face of the earth.
00:14:27My team of researchers
00:14:28have looked for her
00:14:29and found no trace.
00:14:31Now,
00:14:31I'm asking you
00:14:32to join me
00:14:33in the hunt.
00:14:34Why?
00:14:35Because there's been
00:14:36a new development
00:14:37in our search
00:14:38for Bigfoot,
00:14:39and we need
00:14:39Dorothy's help.
00:14:40Dorothy.
00:14:41Dorothy.
00:14:42Are you out there?
00:14:43Dorothy.
00:14:43Dorothy.
00:14:44Dorothy.
00:14:44Dorothy.
00:14:49Dorothy.
00:14:50Dorothy.
00:14:50Dorothy.
00:14:50Dorothy.
00:14:50Dorothy.
00:14:50Dorothy.
00:14:50Dorothy.
00:14:50Dorothy.
00:14:50Dorothy.
00:14:50Dorothy.
00:14:52Dorothy.
00:14:52Dorothy.
00:14:52Dorothy.
00:14:54Dorothy.
00:14:54March.
00:14:55Hello.
00:14:56This is Robert Nesmith
00:14:56of the Monster Squad Pod,
00:15:00and I have just spotted
00:15:00the Dorothy's help.
00:15:01You remember this device?
00:15:06What happened when you activated it?
00:15:09Who are you?
00:15:14What happened?
00:15:16Dorothy?
00:15:17Dorothy!
00:15:18Dorothy March.
00:15:19Hello,
00:15:21this is Robert Nesmith
00:15:22of the Monster Squad Pod,
00:15:24and I have just spotted
00:15:26the Dorothy March.
00:15:30What does your future hold?
00:15:33I'm psychic
00:15:33Cleopatra de Quoros,
00:15:35and I can see the answers.
00:15:39It's the scariest ride ever!
00:15:42The Loch Ness.
00:15:43New adventures of Bigfoot Club,
00:15:45premiering Monday.
00:15:46Zoology entered the English language
00:15:48via Latin,
00:15:49but the root zoo
00:15:50came from the ancient Greek word
00:15:52zone.
00:15:53Cryptozoology.
00:15:54Pseudoscience
00:15:55or legitimate science?
00:15:56You decide.
00:15:57Call the d-
00:15:58Hey.
00:16:02Thanks for calling me.
00:16:04And for letting me buy you pizza.
00:16:06I can pay for it.
00:16:07In fact,
00:16:08I'd rather pay for it.
00:16:09No, please.
00:16:10It would be an honor
00:16:11to buy dinner for my hero.
00:16:14Please don't call me that.
00:16:15It's true!
00:16:16Just take the money.
00:16:19No, I can't.
00:16:20Well, I can't either,
00:16:21so it's just gonna sit there.
00:16:25Okay.
00:16:28So you are her?
00:16:30Because earlier,
00:16:31you said you weren't.
00:16:33I am her.
00:16:35And the reason I called you-
00:16:36First, can I just say
00:16:37that I have been waiting
00:16:39for this moment's-
00:16:40You eat your pizza crust first?
00:16:46Yeah.
00:16:48Why?
00:16:48How do you eat it?
00:16:50We eat part first.
00:16:52So why did you call?
00:16:54Do you want to be on my podcast?
00:16:56No.
00:16:57What is it with you
00:16:59and everyone in these
00:17:00stupid podcasts?
00:17:02Does every human interaction
00:17:05have to be recorded
00:17:05and monetized?
00:17:06Well, that's funny
00:17:07because-
00:17:08Never mind.
00:17:12What?
00:17:13Well,
00:17:14you basically invented
00:17:16monetizing this stuff.
00:17:18I mean,
00:17:18the officially-a-licensed
00:17:19Bigfoot Club
00:17:20hats,
00:17:21pens,
00:17:22t-shirts.
00:17:23Weren't you sponsored
00:17:24by Red Alert Soda?
00:17:25The Bigfoot Club
00:17:26is brought to you in part
00:17:27by Red Alert Soda.
00:17:29That was all Willow's idea.
00:17:31She just cared about
00:17:32being famous.
00:17:34I just like the science.
00:17:36Is that why
00:17:36you two stopped talking?
00:17:38No.
00:17:39Then why?
00:17:41I don't know.
00:17:42Do you still talk
00:17:42to your friends
00:17:43from when you were 12?
00:17:44Of course!
00:17:46Look,
00:17:46I called you
00:17:47because I need your help.
00:17:49I was at work
00:17:50when all these people
00:17:51showed up
00:17:52and started pointing at me
00:17:53and now they won't
00:17:54leave me alone.
00:17:56They're standing outside
00:17:57my apartment
00:17:57and calling my home
00:17:59telephone number.
00:18:00Why?
00:18:01Since you've re-emerged,
00:18:02people are looking
00:18:03for answers.
00:18:05Re-emerged?
00:18:07I just went to that
00:18:09one convention.
00:18:10And people saw you.
00:18:12You saw me?
00:18:14Your fans are curious.
00:18:15My what?
00:18:16They have 20 years
00:18:17of questions.
00:18:18What kind of questions?
00:18:20First,
00:18:22where have you been
00:18:22all these years?
00:18:24Before you went back
00:18:24to Queens?
00:18:25Because there are a lot
00:18:26of theories on Reddit.
00:18:28What's Reddit?
00:18:29A website where people
00:18:30talk.
00:18:31About me?
00:18:32Not just about you.
00:18:36One theory
00:18:37is that you went
00:18:38to Australia.
00:18:40Another is that
00:18:40you moved to Canada.
00:18:42Someone even spotted you
00:18:43at a Circle K
00:18:43in Alaska.
00:18:45Is that you?
00:18:46Well, I mean,
00:18:48it looks...
00:18:49Also, some people
00:18:50think you're dead.
00:18:53Dead?
00:18:54Is Dorothy Mark
00:18:55still alive?
00:18:56Call our hotline
00:18:57and vote now.
00:18:59If you're under 18,
00:19:00get your parents' permission.
00:19:01However, most people
00:19:02just think that you
00:19:03disappeared into
00:19:04the Pacific Northwest.
00:19:07Why would I do that?
00:19:09To live amongst
00:19:10the Big Feet?
00:19:12Big Foots?
00:19:14Amateur search there.
00:19:16I knew where
00:19:17he really was.
00:19:20He was here.
00:19:22Wasn't he?
00:19:23In Queens?
00:19:24What happened
00:19:25when you activated
00:19:26the BFF 1000?
00:19:28Why does it matter?
00:19:30Because I'm just
00:19:31like you.
00:19:32I've spent my
00:19:33whole life dreaming
00:19:35that there's something
00:19:36else out there.
00:19:38Is there?
00:19:40No.
00:19:43There's nothing.
00:19:46I looked.
00:19:49So, if I were you,
00:19:51I would just
00:19:52give up.
00:19:54Now.
00:19:58So,
00:19:59if I go on your podcast
00:20:01and answer your questions,
00:20:04will people
00:20:05leave me alone?
00:20:07Well,
00:20:08no.
00:20:08you need a bigger
00:20:10platform.
00:20:11One that reaches
00:20:12a lot of people
00:20:12in the BFC.
00:20:14What's the BFC?
00:20:15Bigfoot community.
00:20:16Why don't you just say
00:20:17Bigfoot community?
00:20:19I shorten it
00:20:19to save time.
00:20:20Do you feel like
00:20:21you're saving time now?
00:20:22No,
00:20:22now I feel like
00:20:23I'm wasting time.
00:20:24Okay,
00:20:25just a really big show
00:20:26that a lot of people
00:20:27watched,
00:20:28like
00:20:28Regis and Kathy Lee?
00:20:31more like
00:20:35Willow Fernandez's podcast.
00:20:37No.
00:20:38She's your best friend.
00:20:39You mean worst enemy.
00:20:41She has hundreds
00:20:41of thousands
00:20:42of subscribers
00:20:43that are all
00:20:44wondering where you've been.
00:20:47If I tell them
00:20:48the truth,
00:20:50will you leave me alone?
00:20:51Yeah.
00:20:55I think so.
00:20:58Fine.
00:20:59I'll do it.
00:21:02Okay.
00:21:04Yes!
00:21:05Okay!
00:21:05I will call
00:21:07Willow's producer
00:21:07right now.
00:21:08I have her
00:21:09contact info.
00:21:10How did you get that?
00:21:12Well,
00:21:12when I reported
00:21:12to Beyond the Beyond
00:21:13that I knew
00:21:14your location,
00:21:14she...
00:21:15Wait.
00:21:15You're the reason
00:21:16why all these weirdos
00:21:17know where I am?
00:21:19You know what?
00:21:20You can pay
00:21:20for my dinner now.
00:21:25Why are you smiling
00:21:26like that?
00:21:28It's just...
00:21:28I get to buy
00:21:31dinner for someone
00:21:32who's on my
00:21:32Mount Rushmore
00:21:33of personal heroes!
00:21:35Things are looking
00:21:37up for you, Esme.
00:21:45So this is where
00:21:46the Bigfoot club began?
00:21:49Where's Patty?
00:21:51Uh, she hides
00:21:52whenever people
00:21:52come over.
00:21:53Do a lot of people
00:21:54come over?
00:21:55Not really.
00:21:58Is this your
00:21:59original computer?
00:22:01Yeah.
00:22:02I doubt it works
00:22:02anymore.
00:22:03No one's used it
00:22:04since my mom died.
00:22:05Sorry.
00:22:08I didn't know.
00:22:09Can we just, um,
00:22:10call Willow
00:22:11already?
00:22:12Yeah, um,
00:22:13let me just text back
00:22:14my bae real quickly.
00:22:16He's been asking me
00:22:17so many questions
00:22:18about you.
00:22:18He's been texting
00:22:19all night.
00:22:21What's your, um,
00:22:24bae's name?
00:22:25Davey.
00:22:26He's the best.
00:22:27He wears these
00:22:28cute little button-up
00:22:29shirts that he buys
00:22:29at the thrift store
00:22:30like a little
00:22:31professional baby.
00:22:34Sorry.
00:22:35I just really like him.
00:22:37He believes in me.
00:22:39And that's all you need.
00:22:40One person who
00:22:41really believes in you.
00:22:43I don't have that.
00:22:46Sure you do.
00:22:47You have me.
00:22:48How'd you meet, Davey?
00:22:53At a coffee shop
00:22:54on campus.
00:22:55We locked eyes
00:22:57when we were both
00:22:58ordering the same drink.
00:23:00A pumpkin kiwi mocha.
00:23:02And he just
00:23:03walked up to you
00:23:04and asked you
00:23:04on a date?
00:23:05I asked him,
00:23:07actually.
00:23:08So,
00:23:09if I liked someone,
00:23:11I could do that?
00:23:12Why?
00:23:12Is there someone
00:23:13you like?
00:23:16No.
00:23:18Anyway,
00:23:18let's call.
00:23:24Uh,
00:23:24hello?
00:23:26It's Esme.
00:23:27I'm here with
00:23:28Do-
00:23:29I mean,
00:23:30Dorothy March?
00:23:33Yeah.
00:23:35Willow wants
00:23:36to talk to her?
00:23:37Okay.
00:23:41Hello?
00:23:43Willow Fernandez?
00:23:45I am such a fan.
00:23:47Can I just say-
00:23:48Yes,
00:23:49Dorothy is right here.
00:23:53She wants
00:23:53to talk to you.
00:23:55Tell her
00:23:55I can't talk right now.
00:23:56She says
00:23:57she can't talk right now.
00:23:58No,
00:23:58don't tell her
00:23:59I said it.
00:24:00I wasn't supposed
00:24:01to say she said it.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:06I'll let her know.
00:24:07She wants you
00:24:08to come over tomorrow.
00:24:10To her apartment
00:24:11in Brooklyn?
00:24:12She doesn't live
00:24:13in Brooklyn anymore.
00:24:14She lives in Connecticut.
00:24:15But that's so far.
00:24:17It's an hour
00:24:18outside of the city.
00:24:20She'll pay for your Uber.
00:24:21My what?
00:24:22You'll record the episode
00:24:24in her home studio.
00:24:25Would that be okay?
00:24:26Okay?
00:24:27She said yes!
00:24:29Oh, okay!
00:24:30Oh, this is so exciting.
00:24:32Bye.
00:24:33You're all set!
00:24:35They'll pick you up
00:24:35at nine o'clock tomorrow.
00:24:38Hey, Esme?
00:24:40Yeah?
00:24:42Will you come with me?
00:24:43Should we have locked?
00:25:07She said we could just come in.
00:25:09Okay.
00:25:09Hi.
00:25:20Hi.
00:25:21Hi.
00:25:23Oh, my God.
00:25:25Willow Fernandez.
00:25:27I'm in Willow Fernandez's house.
00:25:31This is Esme.
00:25:32Esme?
00:25:33The one you talked to
00:25:35on the phone.
00:25:36Oh, right.
00:25:37That Esme.
00:25:38I met you once.
00:25:39Oh, well,
00:25:40saw you twice,
00:25:41met you once.
00:25:43At BAM.
00:25:43You were doing a live podcast?
00:25:45I remember.
00:25:47Me?
00:25:47Me?
00:25:48The podcast.
00:25:50Right.
00:25:50Of course.
00:25:51Yeah, of course.
00:25:52Of course.
00:25:54We took a selfie.
00:25:56It's my profile picture
00:25:57on everything.
00:25:59I also met Breezy once.
00:26:02And I've even met Einstein.
00:26:04So you're collecting us.
00:26:06Like action figures.
00:26:08Or Funko Pops.
00:26:09I actually have Bigfoot Club Funko Pops.
00:26:14Ugh.
00:26:15You know,
00:26:16I told myself on the drive over
00:26:17that I wouldn't mention
00:26:18the custom Funko Pops
00:26:19I bought on Etsy.
00:26:20And here I am mentioning
00:26:20the custom Funko Pops
00:26:21I bought on Etsy.
00:26:23It's okay.
00:26:24Anyway,
00:26:27I'll let you two
00:26:28talk and
00:26:29like totally not eavesdrop
00:26:32at all.
00:26:33But you can hang out
00:26:34in our guest room.
00:26:35First door on your left.
00:26:37Fine.
00:26:49Is that what you'll be wearing
00:26:50on the show?
00:26:52Yes.
00:26:54Why?
00:26:55Is it bad?
00:26:56I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:58I thought that podcasts
00:27:00were an audio medium.
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:02No.
00:27:02They are.
00:27:04It's just that
00:27:05I'll be live streaming
00:27:07for my Patreon subscribers
00:27:08at the $30 level.
00:27:13We'll be on video.
00:27:16So people will be able
00:27:17to see me?
00:27:18Hey.
00:27:19This is the real you.
00:27:21And the truth
00:27:22is important
00:27:23to people like us.
00:27:28Science people.
00:27:30Right.
00:27:32Can I get you
00:27:32something to eat
00:27:33or drink?
00:27:34Do you have
00:27:35any pizza pockets
00:27:37or Heisey flash
00:27:38and fruit punch?
00:27:39I don't.
00:27:41Nothing.
00:27:41How was your drive up here?
00:27:47One hour and 17 minutes.
00:27:49Oh.
00:27:49I'm sorry.
00:27:50Did you ask how
00:27:51or how long?
00:27:52My husband and I
00:27:53actually bought this house
00:27:54last year.
00:27:55You're married?
00:28:00Is that a big ring?
00:28:01I don't know anything
00:28:02about rings.
00:28:05I wish you could meet him.
00:28:07But he's not home.
00:28:08He never is.
00:28:09I mean,
00:28:10neither am I.
00:28:11I've been so busy with
00:28:12Beyond the Beyond
00:28:13on the road.
00:28:14Live podcasts
00:28:15in 12 cities
00:28:17across the country.
00:28:22Have you had a chance
00:28:23to listen to the show?
00:28:23I have.
00:28:26What do you think?
00:28:28It's fine.
00:28:31Which episode
00:28:31did you listen to?
00:28:32Because we were still
00:28:33finding our way
00:28:34in those older ones.
00:28:35You should listen
00:28:36to one of our newer ones.
00:28:38I did listen
00:28:38to the newer ones.
00:28:44Hey,
00:28:45so you said
00:28:46there's been
00:28:47a new development?
00:28:48Yes.
00:28:51What is it?
00:28:51You're never
00:28:53going to believe this,
00:28:54but you know what?
00:28:57We should save this.
00:28:59The conversation.
00:29:01For the podcast.
00:29:04Right.
00:29:05Shall we get started?
00:29:07Oh,
00:29:08I have to do
00:29:08an ad break
00:29:09after the first 15 minutes
00:29:11and then every 20 minutes
00:29:12after that.
00:29:13Okay.
00:29:15Hey.
00:29:18You
00:29:18aren't going to
00:29:19make fun of me,
00:29:20right?
00:29:21I mean,
00:29:23I'll do the show
00:29:24because I said I would,
00:29:26but you have to promise
00:29:27you won't make fun of me.
00:29:29I won't.
00:29:30You promise?
00:29:32I won't.
00:29:34Come on.
00:29:42Can you give me a level?
00:29:44My name is
00:29:45Dot March.
00:29:46My home phone number
00:29:47is
00:29:48718-
00:29:50We got it.
00:29:52I'll count us down
00:29:53in
00:29:53three,
00:29:54two,
00:29:56hello
00:29:59and welcome
00:30:00to a very special episode
00:30:02of Beyond the Beyond.
00:30:05I'm Willow Fernandez
00:30:06and this
00:30:07is the big one.
00:30:08I am pleased
00:30:11to introduce
00:30:12my guest,
00:30:13a true legend
00:30:14in cryptozoology
00:30:16and my inspiration
00:30:18for getting into the field.
00:30:20Her name is
00:30:22Dorothy March.
00:30:25Hi.
00:30:26Now,
00:30:27as you can imagine,
00:30:29our listeners
00:30:29have a lot
00:30:30of questions.
00:30:32But first,
00:30:33I want to go back
00:30:34to the beginning.
00:30:35you're a kid
00:30:37in Queens
00:30:38and you decide
00:30:39to start
00:30:39the Bigfoot Club.
00:30:41Why?
00:30:43I thought you wanted
00:30:44to talk about,
00:30:45like,
00:30:45where I've been
00:30:46and Circle K
00:30:48and Alaska
00:30:49and stuff.
00:30:50Yes,
00:30:51but I want to know
00:30:51your story
00:30:52how you became
00:30:54the world's
00:30:55most famous
00:30:56Bigfoot researcher
00:30:57at just 12 years old.
00:31:01Well,
00:31:02my mom worked
00:31:04so I was
00:31:05by myself a lot.
00:31:07And your dad?
00:31:08Was he in the picture?
00:31:11You know he wasn't.
00:31:14But our listeners don't.
00:31:16I'm trying to paint
00:31:17a picture here.
00:31:18How did that
00:31:20make you feel?
00:31:26Answer her question.
00:31:27How did it make you feel?
00:31:30You're not real.
00:31:31You're just
00:31:32in my head.
00:31:33You must have
00:31:33hosted some show
00:31:35I watched as a kid.
00:31:36Unsolved Mysteries
00:31:37in search of-
00:31:38Answer her question.
00:31:39I felt alone.
00:31:41Different?
00:31:43Different.
00:31:44Different.
00:31:45Different how?
00:31:46Nobody liked me.
00:31:49Not kids.
00:31:50Not teachers.
00:31:53They all thought
00:31:53I was weird.
00:31:55And then
00:31:56I started reading
00:31:58stories about
00:31:59cryptid sightings
00:32:00in the burrows
00:32:00and I thought
00:32:01if I could find one
00:32:04Bigfoot
00:32:05then maybe people
00:32:07would care.
00:32:09About you?
00:32:11About Bigfoot.
00:32:12Your research
00:32:15was
00:32:15next level.
00:32:18But you were
00:32:19almost entirely
00:32:20unknown
00:32:21until
00:32:21I found you.
00:32:24Do you remember
00:32:25when we first met?
00:32:28Willow Fernandez.
00:32:31That's me.
00:32:32Hi.
00:32:32I'm Dorothy March.
00:32:35Really?
00:32:36That's how you remember it?
00:32:38Bigfoot Club!
00:32:42We became
00:32:43friends.
00:32:45And you suggested
00:32:46that we expand
00:32:47to the
00:32:48Loch Ness Monster Club.
00:32:50And then I found
00:32:51Maggie
00:32:51or Breezy.
00:32:53She was obsessed
00:32:54with Mothman.
00:32:56A little too obsessed.
00:32:57Like
00:32:58she wanted to marry him.
00:32:59Oh my gosh.
00:33:01I remember you
00:33:02saying that.
00:33:02That's so bad.
00:33:03Oh and then
00:33:05this fourth grader
00:33:06Einstein Funicello.
00:33:08The Jersey Devil Club.
00:33:10Smartest kid
00:33:10in Staten Island.
00:33:12That's not saying much.
00:33:13That was my joke.
00:33:14No that was mine.
00:33:19But then
00:33:23when we were 15
00:33:25you disappeared.
00:33:27Of course
00:33:28the most widely
00:33:29accepted theory
00:33:30is that you moved
00:33:31to the Pacific Northwest
00:33:32to live amongst
00:33:34the Bigfoot.
00:33:35Bigfeet.
00:33:36Is it true?
00:33:37No.
00:33:38Where did you go?
00:33:40I never
00:33:41left Queens.
00:33:44But
00:33:45people said
00:33:46there were
00:33:47sightings of you
00:33:47in Alaska
00:33:48and Canada.
00:33:50I've always been
00:33:51in the same apartment.
00:33:54You never thought
00:33:55to look for me there?
00:33:59I just
00:34:00I had assumed
00:34:02you had continued
00:34:03your research.
00:34:05You were the best.
00:34:07Why would you give up?
00:34:09Because
00:34:10I realized the truth.
00:34:13There's nothing out there.
00:34:17Dorothy.
00:34:18Stop.
00:34:20What?
00:34:21You cannot come
00:34:21onto my show
00:34:22and do that.
00:34:23Do what?
00:34:24Lie.
00:34:25I'm not lying.
00:34:26Do you remember this?
00:34:32The BFF 1000.
00:34:36How it looked
00:34:36in real life.
00:34:38You're starting
00:34:39to remember.
00:34:43How'd you get that?
00:34:44I found it.
00:34:45You stole it.
00:34:46You threw it away.
00:34:47I want it back.
00:34:48First,
00:34:48tell me what it does.
00:34:50It recreates
00:34:51the entire
00:34:52Bigfoot language
00:34:53amplified on a frequency
00:34:54that only they can hear.
00:34:55like a dog whistle?
00:34:57You make it sound
00:34:58so simple.
00:35:00What happened
00:35:00when you activated it?
00:35:02Nothing.
00:35:03Because Bigfoot
00:35:04is not real.
00:35:06Dorothy.
00:35:07I mean,
00:35:07in all these years,
00:35:08no one's even found a body.
00:35:09Wait.
00:35:10We're talking about
00:35:11a seven foot tall creature
00:35:12that walks upright.
00:35:14I need to interject here.
00:35:16No.
00:35:17I've been keeping
00:35:18a secret of yours
00:35:18for years.
00:35:21Years.
00:35:21And I can't keep it
00:35:22any longer.
00:35:23It wasn't like it was
00:35:25on the TV show.
00:35:28We did not all
00:35:29go into the woods
00:35:30with you.
00:35:32You went alone.
00:35:36When you came back,
00:35:37what did you say?
00:35:39You said
00:35:40that you would not
00:35:41make fun of me.
00:35:42You stood right out there
00:35:43and promised.
00:35:44You're going to have
00:35:45to talk about it,
00:35:46Dorothy.
00:35:47You can't keep lying.
00:35:48She's calling me a liar.
00:35:50Then stop lying.
00:35:51Stop lying.
00:35:53Okay.
00:35:57Okay.
00:36:00When I activated
00:36:01the device,
00:36:03he showed up.
00:36:10Bigfoot.
00:36:12Yes.
00:36:14You saw him.
00:36:15I think so.
00:36:22What did he look like?
00:36:27What did you say to him?
00:36:32Is that why you quit?
00:36:33Because you thought
00:36:34no one would believe you?
00:36:38After I found him,
00:36:40I thought that
00:36:41I would feel different
00:36:44about myself.
00:36:48But when I looked
00:36:49in the mirror
00:36:50the next morning,
00:36:52I was still me.
00:36:55You thought that
00:36:56finding Bigfoot
00:36:57would change you,
00:36:59would make you feel
00:37:00better about yourself?
00:37:03Make me
00:37:04like me.
00:37:06And it didn't?
00:37:07No.
00:37:13Why did you come here
00:37:14today, Dot?
00:37:18Esme said,
00:37:19if I did,
00:37:20then people
00:37:21would leave me alone.
00:37:23Why did you
00:37:24really come here?
00:37:29I listened to your podcast.
00:37:31You said that
00:37:32you found new evidence.
00:37:34I need to know
00:37:35what it is.
00:37:35And you will
00:37:37find out.
00:37:40But first,
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00:37:51Dorothy,
00:37:52wait!
00:37:53Hey!
00:37:54I was watching
00:37:55the live stream.
00:37:56I'm sorry,
00:37:57I did not know
00:37:58she was going to
00:37:58corner you like that.
00:38:00So you really
00:38:01saw Bigfoot?
00:38:02Because earlier
00:38:03you said there was
00:38:04nothing out there.
00:38:05What difference
00:38:05does it make?
00:38:07I want to meet
00:38:08him too.
00:38:09I saw my monster
00:38:10because I dedicated
00:38:11my life to finding
00:38:13him.
00:38:13I made sacrifices.
00:38:14Did you do that?
00:38:15Please,
00:38:15you're too busy
00:38:16texting your bae.
00:38:17You don't care
00:38:18as much as I do.
00:38:19You're just like
00:38:20Willow.
00:38:22I liked you better
00:38:23when you were missing.
00:38:24The Uber's still waiting.
00:38:29You take it.
00:38:32Find my own way home.
00:38:33Oh, Tannenbaum,
00:38:39oh, Tannenbaum,
00:38:41oh, Tannenbaum,
00:38:42wie treu sind deine Blätter.
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00:40:04Who is it?
00:40:05The Ghost of Christmas Past.
00:40:07Come on, open up.
00:40:08Dorothy March, you are a vision and orge.
00:40:18Breezy?
00:40:20It's the hair, right?
00:40:21It's changed since we were kids.
00:40:23You're really here?
00:40:26Indeed I am.
00:40:27I was listening to Willis' podcast.
00:40:29What's going on in this room?
00:40:35What do you mean?
00:40:36Feels like someone died in here.
00:40:39Well, my mom did, in fact, die in here three years ago.
00:40:45That's the energy I'm picking up on.
00:40:48Where are your candles?
00:40:53I don't have any candles.
00:40:55Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I always bring some.
00:40:58I can't possibly stay here with this death aura.
00:41:04You're planning on staying, but I haven't seen you in like 20 years.
00:41:10And yet our psychic connection never faded.
00:41:14See, I always knew that you were safe wherever you were.
00:41:19I was here.
00:41:21Well, I couldn't see that.
00:41:26And what about you?
00:41:27Are you still in the Bronx?
00:41:30Did you really just ask me that?
00:41:32Well, how am I supposed to know?
00:41:33Because I run the most successful chain of occult stores in the tri-state area.
00:41:41The village voice said that I was single-handedly responsible for bringing witchcraft back to New York.
00:41:47I think I just saw your commercial.
00:41:49See?
00:41:50Second connection.
00:41:52Face it, Marsh.
00:41:53There's something supernatural going on here.
00:41:58Oh, do you have anything to drink?
00:42:00Yoo-hoo.
00:42:01It's fine.
00:42:02I brought my own.
00:42:11How big is your purse?
00:42:13You want to find out?
00:42:19That's him.
00:42:20Um.
00:42:22I'm okay.
00:42:23Shut up.
00:42:29So.
00:42:31You really did see Bigfoot.
00:42:33Woo!
00:42:35Except you told Willow and you didn't tell me.
00:42:39Well, she was my best friend.
00:42:41She was your worst enemy.
00:42:42Sometimes people can be the same thing.
00:42:46Did you tell Einstein?
00:42:48No!
00:42:49Of course not.
00:42:49I didn't tell anyone else besides her.
00:42:52At least there's no other.
00:42:53So, is that why you're here?
00:42:57To talk to me about Bigfoot for your podcast or something?
00:43:01Don't friggin' insult me.
00:43:03No, friggin' podcast.
00:43:06I'm here because I am a creature of insatiable curiosity.
00:43:11And I never do satiate it with Mothman.
00:43:20It's fine.
00:43:20I invited him.
00:43:21No one's here.
00:43:34Look more!
00:43:40Still no one.
00:43:42Look weirder.
00:43:43Who is that?
00:43:51I'm the smartest kid in Staten Island.
00:43:55Einstein Funicello!
00:43:59Are you gonna stand there?
00:44:01Or are you gonna come in?
00:44:03Stand here.
00:44:04Come in.
00:44:05Stand here!
00:44:07Just come in.
00:44:08Come in.
00:44:22Tell her what you know.
00:44:25So you know that team of researchers that Willow's always talking about?
00:44:31It me.
00:44:32Is that supposed to impress her?
00:44:34Because it impresses no one.
00:44:36Well, when Willow asked me to find her five months ago, I did.
00:44:41She knew I was here?
00:44:43I told her that you were here, working at the Queens Public Library in Queens,
00:44:50ever since you graduated from Queens College, which is also in Queens.
00:44:56So why didn't she just find me?
00:44:59Sure she has reasons.
00:45:01She just wanted to exploit me so that she could sell more fruit by the foot and Dunkaroos.
00:45:10She doesn't currently advertise any of those products.
00:45:15She's the worst person I've ever met.
00:45:17Oh come on, she's not that bad.
00:45:18Einstein just said she didn't care about the science.
00:45:22So?
00:45:22She didn't have to because you did.
00:45:26Willow had one skill, which is to get our name out there and she's still doing that.
00:45:31Well, she's like, impossible to deal with.
00:45:38Really?
00:45:39And, um, how many people are you estranged from?
00:45:45Not that many.
00:45:46Your friends?
00:45:47Okay, all of them.
00:45:49Your dad?
00:45:50Well, I never even met him.
00:45:52Okay, your mom?
00:45:53She died.
00:45:54Still?
00:45:56Estranged!
00:45:57What's your point?
00:45:58My point is, yes.
00:46:00Okay, Willow is a shit.
00:46:03But did you ever think that maybe you're a shit too?
00:46:06Wait, so you actually saw Bigfoot?
00:46:14Heard him?
00:46:17Smelled him?
00:46:19Why does your weird little mind always go right to smells?
00:46:24What did he look like?
00:46:28Well, he was tall.
00:46:33Well, I would hope so.
00:46:34And he was about our age.
00:46:44And he had eyes the color of earth.
00:46:53When he looked at me,
00:46:57they were so incredibly kind.
00:46:59Oh, my God.
00:47:06What?
00:47:07I can't believe I didn't pick up on this earlier.
00:47:10What?
00:47:12You and Willow always made fun of me because I wanted to marry Mothman.
00:47:17Wait, you actually wanted to marry Mothman?
00:47:18But in reality,
00:47:19you've had the hots for Bigfoot this entire time!
00:47:23Anyway,
00:47:24I only saw him that one time.
00:47:28And he got scared off by a passing G27 bus.
00:47:33And he disappeared.
00:47:37did you ever use the device again
00:47:42i wasn't ready for it are you ready now
00:47:48fine can i come in yes no dorothy i just wanted you to know that i was really excited to talk to
00:48:00you you can ask anyone my husband my parents even einstein you're practically all she talked about
00:48:07i've looked up to you since i was 12 so i got nervous it was disgusting there's so much history
00:48:16between us you were my best friend and worst enemy wait worst enemy you thought that i never thought
00:48:26that i thought we were friends breezy said it well yeah throw me under the b-27 bus well that's why i
00:48:34got defensive i thought you'd shut me out like you always do i don't do that oh please you were the
00:48:42one who stopped talking to all three of us why what did we do wrong was it because i ate patty's cat food
00:48:50because i've a perfectly logical explanation for that it looked delicious no
00:48:57it's because the bigfoot club was my life it was our lives too
00:49:03and just when people finally started to care about us
00:49:09it us you quit and we all had to find a way to keep it going
00:49:15for the fame yes but also for the science that's not true
00:49:21did you ever see the lochness monster or you mothman or you the jersey devil no because you didn't care
00:49:29like i did oh piss into the oblivion really dot i love lake monsters you know i love lake monsters
00:49:38you think i didn't want to see the jersey devil he's got wings and a tail wings and a tail
00:49:46you never believed in any of us but we always believed in you you threw the bff 1000 into a
00:49:54dumpster we dug it out we maintained it for years technically i did the maintenance and just last
00:50:03month it started making sounds here listen no don't push that button
00:50:09listen to what we found when did you put that hat on this could be the scientific discovery of the
00:50:19century einstein i sense that it's the real deal guys something's wrong you're sick say
00:50:27no it isn't that listen dorothy do you hear it
00:50:34what is that more like who is that it's the i know the lochness monster
00:50:51no butt burger it's not the lochness monster it's bigfoot really
00:51:00i think so let me listen closer this is what you meant by closer be quiet pea brain this is
00:51:10how dorothy thinks oh kiss my asteroid rizmopolis willow i can't tell what's real and what's not
00:51:17anymore what did she say mind your piecewax will you willow please dorothy there's that voice again
00:51:26what is it dorothy i think that's the voice i heard when we were kids except deeper older
00:51:36and closer too right like really really really really really really really really really close
00:51:44why did he come back don't you realize don't you know he wants to see you again dorothy
00:51:55oh but i mean what if let me guess what if you feel the same way as you felt the first time
00:52:08if getting everything you ever wanted isn't actually a cure-all for all of your problems
00:52:14and it makes you realize how alone you have been in art
00:52:17yes actually exactly that well deal with it because success makes all of us feel that way
00:52:29i think i want to see him again can we come with you
00:52:39this whole time we never got to see our monsters
00:52:43at the very least maybe we can see yours
00:52:47there's someone else we should invite first
00:52:51hey
00:53:00hi
00:53:03so
00:53:06i said some really mean things oh it's okay no it's not
00:53:12i'm not very good at making friends and i'm even worse at keeping them
00:53:20well i think that's because the point is i'm trying to be better
00:53:24thank you for still being a fan of my work
00:53:29i think it's really cool actually
00:53:32i wish you could tell that to davy
00:53:35he thinks i'm crazy for moving out here
00:53:38wait you moved here
00:53:41from the pacific northwest ironically enough
00:53:45that's where i grew up
00:53:47did you ask davy to come with you
00:53:50he has a life back in oregon
00:53:54his family his friends his career
00:53:59so you don't have those things
00:54:02i actually do
00:54:05i was in my final year at oregon state
00:54:10and
00:54:12then davy proposed
00:54:15what did you say
00:54:18i told him no
00:54:20i had to leave to pursue my dreams
00:54:24but davy still believes in you
00:54:28right
00:54:28that doesn't last forever
00:54:33come on
00:54:39i want to show you something
00:54:41the bigfoot club
00:54:55all in one place
00:54:57is that
00:55:00and is it
00:55:02he's here
00:55:04do you want to go see him
00:55:06the bigfoot club were convinced
00:55:22they'd found their monster
00:55:23so they waited
00:55:25but as time passed
00:55:37there was no sign of him
00:55:39after five hours of waiting in the cold
00:55:46they grew restless
00:55:48breezy
00:55:56had her assistant
00:55:57pick her up
00:55:58and drive her back to the bronx
00:55:59einstein took a yellow cab
00:56:05all the way to staten island
00:56:07as for dot willow and esme
00:56:15they waited until just before dawn
00:56:18then they gave up
00:56:23is she going to be okay
00:56:41i think so
00:56:44i should probably head home
00:56:47brooklyn
00:56:48no dorothy
00:56:50you've been to my house
00:56:51oh
00:56:53right
00:56:53sorry
00:56:54wait
00:56:55you know
00:56:57i did look for you all these years
00:57:00this was the one place i didn't want to check
00:57:03why not
00:57:05you were my hero
00:57:07if you gave up on your search
00:57:11what hope did the rest of us have
00:57:13anyway
00:57:17have a good night
00:57:19you told me bigfoot would show up
00:57:35i know
00:57:36i needed him to show up
00:57:38well
00:57:39what do you expect me to do
00:57:41you can't just
00:57:42call him over like some stupid dog
00:57:44i like dogs
00:57:46it's just that
00:57:47he's a creature with feelings
00:57:50dogs have feelings
00:57:51i didn't say dogs don't have feelings
00:57:54he had kind eyes
00:57:56the color of the earth
00:57:58who told you i said that
00:57:59einstein
00:58:00and he was oh so gentle
00:58:02i don't sound like that
00:58:04how do you know what you sound like
00:58:05the bone conduction in your head makes your voice sound different
00:58:08you're explaining bone conduction to me
00:58:10yes
00:58:11look
00:58:12clearly
00:58:14you're exhausted
00:58:15why don't you just stay the night
00:58:18you can
00:58:18sleep in my bed
00:58:20i don't want to take your bed
00:58:22it's fine
00:58:23i usually sleep on the couch with patty anyways
00:58:26i'll just
00:58:29rest my eyes
00:58:31for a minute
00:58:32but i'm not even that tired
00:58:34do you feel like you let her down
00:58:47i don't want to talk to you
00:58:50well then call your friends
00:58:52or did you push them away again
00:58:55of course i feel like i let her down
00:58:58she gave up her whole life
00:59:01because she thought i could help her find her monster
00:59:03maybe she did find her monster
00:59:06willow
00:59:12did you forget something
00:59:13hello
00:59:25what are you doing here
00:59:28you sent out that signal
00:59:31i heard it
00:59:32what do you mean
00:59:35that signal was meant for
00:59:37no
00:59:44you're him
00:59:46bigfoot
00:59:51no one's ever called me that name before
00:59:55well
00:59:56maybe not to your face
00:59:58i saw you
01:00:03when i was 15 right
01:00:05yeah
01:00:07i'm sorry i ran away that night
01:00:09i understood
01:00:11you looked scared
01:00:13i was scared for you
01:00:17is this
01:00:19your dwelling
01:00:21yeah
01:00:22yeah
01:00:23yeah
01:00:25yeah
01:00:25yeah
01:00:27yeah
01:00:29yeah
01:00:31are all those people you were with still here
01:00:32no
01:00:33they're gone
01:00:34except as me
01:00:36she was asleep
01:00:37so it's just us
01:00:39good
01:00:42hey um
01:01:06when we first met
01:01:09you looked different
01:01:13for a while
01:01:16i thought i imagined it
01:01:17now i wonder if i did see it
01:01:21you did
01:01:23can you show me
01:01:25it's simple really
01:01:29is this enough
01:01:37can i change back now
01:01:40how do you do that
01:01:47oh
01:01:49it's my natural form
01:01:50my father said we developed this one
01:01:54so that we could hide from people
01:01:57because people want to hurt us
01:02:00i guess he was right
01:02:03oh what happened
01:02:05i don't know
01:02:07something
01:02:08big and yellow hit me
01:02:09while i was crossing the street
01:02:11a taxi
01:02:12i don't know what it was
01:02:13here
01:02:13sit down on the couch
01:02:15i can help you
01:02:16i can't believe you're here
01:02:29i spent so much time thinking about you
01:02:33can i make a confession
01:02:36ever since we met that night
01:02:40i've been thinking about you too
01:02:43really
01:02:45yeah
01:02:46my mom and dad said i was going crazy
01:02:51you were all i talked about for a while
01:02:55i knew i had to go back to this place
01:02:59and i remember the area
01:03:02the noises
01:03:04the smells
01:03:08um
01:03:09can you lift up your shirt
01:03:11shirt
01:03:13oh
01:03:15this is going to sting
01:03:21it didn't sting
01:03:32what does that liquid do
01:03:35it
01:03:36it disinfects the wound
01:03:38so that
01:03:39you don't get sick
01:03:41can i keep it when you're done
01:03:44of course
01:03:45you know
01:03:53i thought that might have been you
01:03:57that day
01:03:58at the place with the
01:03:59the boxes
01:04:02and the meats
01:04:03it's called a deli
01:04:06oh
01:04:07i thought i recognized your eyes
01:04:10you remembered my eyes
01:04:13i haven't stopped remembering your eyes
01:04:16i remembered yours
01:04:20but you look different now
01:04:25well so do you
01:04:28did i say something wrong
01:04:30it's just
01:04:31we were kids then
01:04:35it was a long time ago
01:04:38we've both
01:04:40gotten older
01:04:41how old are you now anyways
01:04:44i don't understand the question
01:04:48oh
01:04:50well
01:04:50out here we mark life in time
01:04:53days
01:04:54months
01:04:55years
01:04:56how do you mark life
01:04:58out there
01:04:59well
01:05:01there are two pillars
01:05:05birth
01:05:07and then death
01:05:09that's it
01:05:12there has to be more to life
01:05:16than just
01:05:17those
01:05:17two pillars
01:05:18does there
01:05:19yes
01:05:20of course
01:05:21why
01:05:22how have you marked life
01:05:25between those two pillars
01:05:26i ate
01:05:27i did a lot
01:05:30i
01:05:31worked
01:05:33i watched tv
01:05:35and i played with my cat
01:05:39all those exciting things out here
01:05:42how have you marked life
01:05:50between those two pillars
01:05:51i ate
01:05:54i walked
01:05:57a lot
01:06:00i saw the world from all sorts of different places
01:06:05but the thing i did the most
01:06:08the thing that brought me the most fulfillment
01:06:12is i spent time with my mom and dad
01:06:16my brothers and sisters
01:06:19my friends
01:06:21are they monsters too
01:06:25monsters
01:06:27they're my family
01:06:29no i'm sorry
01:06:30i didn't mean it like that
01:06:32are you hungry
01:06:40yes
01:06:41i have pizza
01:06:43is it good
01:06:44uh-huh
01:06:47let me heat it up
01:06:49here
01:06:50you can watch tv
01:06:53have you got everything
01:06:54uh-huh
01:06:54i will go over to that comedy guy
01:06:56and tell him we're through
01:06:57and at the same time
01:06:58i'll give him a piece of my mind
01:07:00i don't blame you
01:07:01three times a day
01:07:02people in the house
01:07:04so little
01:07:05oh
01:07:06that's a movie
01:07:08i watch that one a lot
01:07:10now he can put back in his pipe
01:07:12and smoke it
01:07:13so um
01:07:14how many siblings do you have
01:07:16i had five
01:07:18but they're all gone now
01:07:21what happened
01:07:23they got hurt
01:07:26and we didn't have that magic lip would you have
01:07:31my mom died
01:07:44she got sick too
01:07:47she was the only person that actually liked me
01:07:53now she's gone
01:07:57as we move closer to that second pillar
01:08:03the world we come to know
01:08:06begins to disappear
01:08:08peace
01:08:10peace by peace
01:08:11so we hold on to people
01:08:15just a little closer
01:08:17that's why i wanted to find you dorothy
01:08:22i'd like for you to come back with me
01:08:25to the woods
01:08:28yes
01:08:29do you have like a house
01:08:32no
01:08:33where do you sleep
01:08:34dirt
01:08:35what about winters
01:08:36they're cold
01:08:37what do you do
01:08:38my natural form protects me
01:08:40i can't do that
01:08:42i'd freeze to death
01:08:45oh
01:08:46right
01:08:48i have an idea
01:08:52you could stay here
01:08:53with me
01:08:54okay
01:08:55um
01:08:56yes
01:08:58you don't
01:09:00you don't like that idea
01:09:01my mom and dad
01:09:03warned me about this place
01:09:05they said if people knew what i was
01:09:06i'd be considered a freak
01:09:08so you wouldn't survive out here either
01:09:11it's not fair
01:09:15i've waited so long for this moment to come
01:09:19and i wasn't ready the first time
01:09:21and
01:09:21now i am
01:09:23what was that
01:09:25our pizza
01:09:27come on
01:09:30hey where are we going
01:09:32this tunnel leads to the outside wall
01:09:35we are making our escape
01:09:37well are we allowed to do that
01:09:40go ahead
01:09:43i'm sorry i got so upset
01:09:55earlier
01:09:55it's okay
01:09:56i want to be with you
01:09:58i do
01:09:59but we can't make it work
01:10:03we can't
01:10:06no
01:10:08just have to accept that we're different
01:10:11too different
01:10:13and get those ten plates
01:10:15we are
01:10:16yes
01:10:19shine on
01:10:41shine on harvest moon
01:10:43up in the sky
01:10:46i ain't
01:10:49had no loving since january april june or july
01:10:55snow time
01:10:58don't take no time to stay outdoors and spoon
01:11:04shine on
01:11:06shine on harvest moon
01:11:09for me and me
01:11:10ollie is that really you
01:11:12of course it's me
01:11:14gee i'm glad to see you
01:11:16good morning
01:11:33Hey. Good morning. Where is he? Who? Bigfoot. He came last night. After he fell asleep. Bigfoot did? Well, he didn't call himself Bigfoot. What did he call himself? He didn't give me a name. I'm not even sure he has one.
01:12:02Are you being serious right now? Yes. How did Bigfoot get into your apartment? He just walked in the front door. But witnesses have described him as being over seven feet tall and covered in thick hair. I know how witnesses describe him. Wouldn't someone have seen him coming down the street, then up the stairs? The thing is, is that he can change into a human form.
01:12:26So a regular guy came in here, said he was Bigfoot, and you believed him?
01:12:33Because I watched him transform right on this spot.
01:12:39And he didn't leave behind any evidence?
01:12:42Look, he ate some pizza.
01:12:48Backwards. Isn't that how you eat it?
01:12:51You don't believe me, do you?
01:12:53It was a long night. Maybe you just got confused.
01:12:57You came here because you wanted me to help you find Bigfoot.
01:13:00I know! It's just... this all sounds so...
01:13:05What?
01:13:06Crazy!
01:13:07Crazy!
01:13:15Hey.
01:13:16That's me.
01:13:19Davey loves you, right?
01:13:22He does.
01:13:24And do you miss him?
01:13:26Very much.
01:13:28Then you should go home.
01:13:30But I'll do it.
01:13:31Because, to me, leaving someone you love sounds really crazy.
01:13:39I took a risk.
01:13:41Haven't you ever taken a risk before?
01:13:43Have you ever taken a risk before?
01:13:52No.
01:13:56Hold to again.
01:14:00I need to go to bed.
01:14:02I need to go to bed.
01:14:04I need to go to bed.
01:14:13Hi.
01:14:19I know you don't care about podcasts, but our episode is on track to be my most downloaded podcast ever.
01:14:26It's getting a ton of mainstream press, and it is huge amongst the Bigfoot community.
01:14:32You should say BFC to save more time.
01:14:37Well, everyone in the BFC is saying the same thing.
01:14:40They love you and hate me.
01:14:46Really?
01:14:48They were nostalgic for the Bigfoot Club.
01:14:51They just wanted us to reminisce about it.
01:14:54That would have been nice.
01:14:57Why did we ever stop talking in the first place?
01:15:00I used to think that it was because we wanted different things from the Bigfoot Club, but now I realize it's something else.
01:15:08After I saw him, I wanted to give up my search and I knew you would never let me.
01:15:15You really were always the best at this.
01:15:19Willow, I saw him again.
01:15:27He came to my apartment last week.
01:15:30He can change from Bigfoot into a regular person.
01:15:35He asked me to go back with him into the woods, but I knew it wouldn't work.
01:15:45I fell asleep in his arms and when I woke up, he was gone.
01:15:49I know it sounds crazy. You don't have to believe me.
01:15:56I do believe you.
01:16:00Really?
01:16:02I'm also very, very jealous.
01:16:06Of me?
01:16:07I haven't even seen my monster once.
01:16:10You've seen yours now twice.
01:16:12I know. I know you always thought I never cared about the science.
01:16:17That I only cared about the fame.
01:16:19But the truth is, I cared about both.
01:16:25I know you did.
01:16:26Hey, we're having Christmas at my house this year.
01:16:33I'd like for you to come and meet my husband.
01:16:36Is that okay?
01:16:38I'd like that.
01:16:48You realized something in that moment.
01:16:50What was it?
01:17:00It's like Esme said.
01:17:07I liked me better when I was missing.
01:17:17Shortly after we recorded this program,
01:17:19Dorothy March disappeared once again.
01:17:25Is Dorothy March still alive?
01:17:28If so, has she gone to live amongst the Bigfeet?
01:17:32I mean Bigfoots.
01:17:35For now, her whereabouts remain an unsolved mystery.
01:17:49I also saw her at this time.
01:17:50I didn't know her at all.
01:17:51She's from the University đấy.
01:17:54I found her at the blindseus.
01:17:55I found her at the blindseus in the world.
01:17:56I was able to find her at my own house.
01:17:57Was that good?
01:17:58I was old at all.
01:18:00She's been able to have to pull her out of my house.
01:18:02When she was really old.
01:18:04I tried to hang out his life until she was still alive.
01:18:06It was me, she was still in her in the closet.
01:18:08Do you have to be a great place?
01:18:10I didn't know her at the time?
01:18:12I know her at the door.
01:18:14Because that's what she was that she didn't know.
01:18:15Hi. Dot. Is it really you? Of course it's me. I'm sorry I was gone so long. I have a really
01:18:32good excuse though. I had to make you something. I call it the Loch Ness Monster Finder 1000.
01:18:39I heard the sounds. What do they mean? I think you know. She's close? Coney Island. In Brooklyn?
01:18:57We've been looking in the wrong place this whole time.
01:19:02Do you want to go see her? Really? You mean it?
01:19:09I already found my monster. Now I want to help you find yours.
01:19:17I ask again. What if we didn't accept conventional wisdom? What if we were all open to seeing our monsters
01:19:29and kept searching every single day of our lives?
01:19:39What then would we find?
01:19:59Good night.
01:20:07What if we want to see you?
01:20:11Good night.
01:20:13Good night.
01:20:13Good night.
01:20:16Good night.
01:20:17Good night.
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