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00:00:00You
00:00:30I don't know.
00:01:00Okay. Give me a beat.
00:01:03What kind of beat?
00:01:04Like chill? Like hardcore?
00:01:06Yeah, hard. Like old school.
00:01:10Yo.
00:01:11Yo.
00:01:13Yo, yo.
00:01:14Yo.
00:01:15Chilling on the beach and it's winter break.
00:01:18We stay hot in the sunshine.
00:01:20No shirts, no shoes, no snitches.
00:01:24That's what Santa brought me for Christmas.
00:01:27Step to my crew.
00:01:28You have to be nuts.
00:01:30Passing the mic to my little man, Peanut.
00:01:33Me?
00:01:34Yeah, you got this.
00:01:35Go, Peanut. Go, Peanut.
00:01:38Go, go, go, go.
00:01:40I am Peanut.
00:01:42I am Peanut.
00:01:43I am P-P-P-P-P-P-P-Peanut.
00:01:47Hey, Peanut. It has to rhyme.
00:01:49Peanut rhymes
00:01:50with peanut.
00:01:52Yeah, I mean, keep practicing.
00:01:54Ew!
00:01:54No! Look at this! It's like a dead jellyfish or something that washed up on the beach.
00:02:05Whoa! Okay, alright!
00:02:21What was that?
00:02:23I bet it was a monkey. Like a monkey they did tests on at a shampoo company.
00:02:26And its hair fell out, and its legs fell off.
00:02:30I think it was a guy in a costume, and it was a construction guy, and that's how he dug the hole.
00:02:36That was crazy! I bet we could flush it out.
00:02:39Yo! It's gonna bite you. You'll get friggin' rabies.
00:02:44Billy can probably reach down there. Yo, Billy! Come here!
00:02:47Nah, I'm gonna do a little work. There's an easy pickup down the road. $7 tip. Only like 20 minutes.
00:02:54Oh! You're doing the pizza boy thing again!
00:02:58Uh, yeah. It's not always pizza. It's a flexible delivery partnership.
00:03:03I get to be my own boss. I get mad tips. It's tight.
00:03:06So lame.
00:03:08Alright, get that money!
00:03:10Yo, have you talked to Billy lately? Like, what's up with him?
00:03:14Well, he's gotta work. We're in a recession.
00:03:17Peanut, you might be too young to understand this, but it's not about the recession.
00:03:23Ever since Billy turned 16, he's been mad different.
00:03:26Like, he drops out of school, all of a sudden he's Mr. Working Man. Like, too mature for us.
00:03:31I think he still likes us, cause he said he's gonna let me use his wheels when I'm five feet tall.
00:03:36Peanut, no offense. You're never gonna be five feet tall.
00:03:39You know, his swag weight is really cool.
00:03:48Obviously, it's really cool.
00:03:57Moola, moola, moola.
00:04:00Christmas is behind us and Q1 is around the corner.
00:04:03With a new cycle, there's always an energy shift.
00:04:05And that means one thing, more money.
00:04:07Everything has a vibration, including money.
00:04:11And I can show you how to channel those vibrations into beautiful dollars.
00:04:16Let's set goals. Let's talk Rezzy.
00:04:19Leave a comment. What are your New Year's resolutions?
00:04:37pop a little bit of water.
00:04:38What are you?
00:04:40Leave a comment.
00:04:49Uhm...
00:04:51Bye.
00:04:58Love is a Mandalorian, and I can just say bonus here.
00:05:00Oh, good morning, Ruth. Looking sprightly. Hello, Boris. Staying out of trouble, I hope.
00:05:17Oh, Patricia, you get a good night's sleep. Well, don't just stand there.
00:05:25Grubster delivery? Casahuevos?
00:05:27I'm living in a Casahuevos. I've got more huevos than casa at this point. Look around you.
00:05:34Okay, so is this your food? Is this 87 Coral Drive?
00:05:38Oh, here we go again. I've written to the city about this for years.
00:05:43There are four 87 Coral Drives. Mine was first, not that anyone asked.
00:05:50The app sent me to this one. I'm gonna mark the order as delivered.
00:05:54Will you take the food?
00:05:56Oh, I never get delivery. I will take the food for compost, if you take some of these eggs off my hands.
00:06:05Those aren't eggs. I think they're from the mini golf place up the street.
00:06:10Whatever they are, they're all yours.
00:06:13I don't golf.
00:06:14I don't care if you golf. Who asked? People come around here and want to tell you their whole life story.
00:06:21Ma'am, what's the best way to get back to civilization?
00:06:24There's a trail down at the end of the road that pops onto the highway.
00:06:28It's tricky though. One wrong move and you'll be up to your neck in swamp goo.
00:06:33That's fine. I don't make wrong moves.
00:06:35Thanks for grubbing with Grubster. Have a grubby day.
00:06:38Funny little man. Reminds me of you, Boris. Very focused. But it's all that focus...
00:06:47Oh! Oh! Hey! No! Oh! It's too early in the day for this! Shoo! Shoo!
00:06:53You lost?
00:07:06No. I've got food here for Rosario Dolphin. Sorry, it's grub.
00:07:13Rosie? Uh, alright.
00:07:16Uh, she's in Greenhouse 4. Follow the signs.
00:07:36Well, that smells disgusting.
00:07:46Tastes like heaven. Tastes like honey. Tastes like piles, piles, piles of money.
00:08:13Time going by. Time going by. Things grow and die. Day after Christmas. My winter citrus tastes like heaven.
00:08:42Teast like honey. Teast like piles, piles, piles of money.
00:08:49Teast like piles, piles, piles of money.
00:09:02Hey, Mike. Will you hand me a watering can?
00:09:12Oh, you're not Mike.
00:09:15I'm- I'm filling in. Mike fell into a ditch and broke his legs.
00:09:19Oh my God. What ditch?
00:09:22I- I do not know why I said that. I'm supposed to give this food to Rosario Dolphin.
00:09:29Word. That's me. I'm going by Rosebud now. With a Z.
00:09:34Okay, Rosebud. We had math class together. I was a freshman and you were a senior.
00:09:41Oh, you grew your hair out. You're, um, Billy 5000. The human caterpillar.
00:09:49The human calculator. Yeah.
00:09:52Right. Cool wheels. You're a junior now. What's the square root of 218?
00:10:03Well, actually, I dropped out recently. Do you remember my sister Gail? I'm actually living in her garage.
00:10:10But to answer your question, it's 14.7648141805. It just keeps going.
00:10:16I'm down with it. Reject the educational hierarchy. That's what I did. Came here straight out of high school.
00:10:23Okay, but isn't your mom Dr. Dolphin?
00:10:26Don't remind me. I'm next in line to be Dr. Dolphin. Yeah.
00:10:32So, so how does that reject-
00:10:34I'm gonna break the cycle? Taking this place down from the inside by not doing any work?
00:10:40I got the perfect setup here. The grounds are so big, nobody can keep track of me.
00:10:47I try to look busy in front of my supervisor, like, three times a day. Rest of the time, I'm communing with nature, eating fruit.
00:10:58You like fruit, 5000?
00:11:01Yeah, some fruits.
00:11:03I'm not supposed to show anyone this. Come on.
00:11:08This is the experimental wing. My mom is obsessed with these new cultivars, hybrids. Honestly, okay, she's kind of a genius.
00:11:24Lunar Satsuma. It grows in soil from a crushed up moon rock she paid half a million dollars for in the 90s.
00:11:33Grapefruit orange combo. It's designed for cocktails.
00:11:38Cube tangerine. I think it's easier to ship these.
00:11:43This one's my favorite.
00:11:45Oh.
00:11:46It looks like mold, but look closer. Each of these little blue dots is its own special miniature fruit that can only grow on a host lemon.
00:11:55Oh.
00:11:56Rosie?
00:11:58T-Bone. I was looking for you.
00:12:01No, you weren't. The doctor is expecting you. We are on track to be five minutes late, but I can minimize the damage.
00:12:12Excuse me. Oh, out of my way. Cut.
00:12:16Ah, excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you, doctor, but we're ready, doctor.
00:12:20Hello, team. As you know, my daughter has been studying cultivation. Today, she will demonstrate her knowledge. I only wish I could be there in person, but, well, you understand. Rosario, let's begin.
00:12:47Mom, it's not Rosario anymore. It's Rosebud.
00:12:51This again. We'll have to print a new ID tag.
00:12:54Make sure they get the Z.
00:12:56We'll discuss later. There are 100 oranges in front of you. Your task is to select the best one for propagation.
00:13:04Um... Laser focus. Remember the four S's?
00:13:09Okay. Okay. Looking for shape. Size. Saturation. And, uh...
00:13:22Skin.
00:13:23Don't help her!
00:13:24I-I knew that. Skin. Um... This one?
00:13:29Are you telling me? Or are you asking me?
00:13:32Uh... I'm telling you?
00:13:35In that case, you are lying. Credit where it's due, this is one of the better oranges in the batch. Looks like an 85 out of 100. Yet, yet, from this sample size, we would expect to find a better specimen.
00:13:50What is that? It's throwing off my sensors.
00:13:53It's onion rings?
00:13:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:57I've been working all morning. I needed grub.
00:13:59The protocol, dear. Outside contaminants. Please take it to the break room, because we are done here.
00:14:05Message from PYL Logistics regarding shipment delays.
00:14:11Can you turn that off, please?
00:14:14A promising performance, Doctor.
00:14:16T-Bone, don't sugarcoat it. She has no interest in taking over the company.
00:14:21She's such a promising child. So obedient. What went wrong?
00:14:25I can crunch the numbers on that.
00:14:27When I was her age, I had already released a chart-topping hit. Do you remember?
00:14:32Who could forget? The Cran Grapefruit Cocktail. You had a knack for it, Doctor. The family gift.
00:14:38And mind you, this was at a time when hybrids were completely out of fashion.
00:14:44Over 20 million cartons sold.
00:14:56There it is.
00:14:59Oh, ho, ho.
00:15:00Size, 44 centimeters.
00:15:03Shape, 97% topographic uniformity.
00:15:06Wow.
00:15:07Saturation.
00:15:08Nearly full.
00:15:09Skin?
00:15:10No visible defects.
00:15:12Doc, that's, uh...
00:15:14A 95. Run the numbers yourself if you want, but I'm sure of it. Let's propagate.
00:15:23Leave me alone with this specimen for a moment. Juice the rest.
00:15:26for a moment.
00:15:27Shut down.
00:15:28I'm gonna pop open.
00:15:29It doesn't work in my apartment.
00:15:30Let's see.
00:15:31What the humans do have in the apartment.
00:15:32anderen things.
00:15:35neben the room.
00:15:36Nice to meet.
00:15:37It was because it's a joy, right?
00:15:38The ones who could need a watar down.
00:15:39What your reason do you want, not knowing y'all...
00:15:40Can't help with these femme traditions, one yea?
00:15:42Real jumper, one foot.
00:15:43所.
00:15:44Which one of them Regatar hasstrings.
00:15:45The garbage would have conquered?
00:15:46The garbage would have conquered.
00:15:47The garbage that he invested or Wat önemli
00:15:49and the bloody cookie,
00:15:51and other things could have aloud.
00:15:52Who who did use it 키 now?
00:16:23Oh, we need a good snag.
00:16:31Yeah, it's been a while.
00:16:33Okay, this one. Like we practiced.
00:16:44Oh, God, I didn't see you. Are you okay?
00:16:48So much pain.
00:16:51Bobby, did you kill somebody?
00:16:53Miss, lady, help me.
00:16:56I'm calling an ambulance. Don't move.
00:16:58No, don't call an ambulance.
00:17:02I think I'll be okay if you buy us a 12-pack of beer.
00:17:08Oh, my God, you little asshole.
00:17:10Something drinkable.
00:17:13A six-pack would be fine.
00:17:15Is that all right, senora?
00:17:17That lady ran over my friend.
00:17:18I got the whole thing on tape.
00:17:20Oh, this place is a zoo.
00:17:21I'll be getting my gas elsewhere from now on.
00:17:24And these little cretins should be in school.
00:17:26Yeah, that's your opinion.
00:17:28Bobby, I have to pay.
00:17:29Oh, no, chicos, no me den problema.
00:17:32Váyanse.
00:17:33This curb is public property.
00:17:35We have human rights.
00:17:37¿Ustedes creen que me importa?
00:17:39Pues no.
00:17:39¿Saben cuál es mi fantasía?
00:17:41Que un camión venga, se extrae contra la gasolinera,
00:17:43explote, los mate a todos,
00:17:45me derrita la cara,
00:17:46y me den seis meses de vacación pagada.
00:17:48Váyanse.
00:17:49Okay, man, chill.
00:17:51It's all good.
00:17:51We have places to be.
00:17:53We do?
00:17:55Everyone's on cop mode these days.
00:17:57Like, oh, don't hang out at the gas station.
00:18:00Don't hang out at the beach.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:03What else is there?
00:18:04I used to think that gas station guy was cool.
00:18:06Can you believe that?
00:18:09Go around.
00:18:16Why do they drain the pools in the winter?
00:18:18It's warm enough to swim.
00:18:20It is not.
00:18:21I'm freezing.
00:18:22You got something wrong with you, man.
00:18:23They should study you.
00:18:25Peanut, did you get a good haul from the gas station
00:18:27while we distracted the guy?
00:18:29Buckle up, boys.
00:18:30I got straws and napkins.
00:18:35The straws and napkins are free.
00:18:37Did I mention ketchup packets?
00:18:41That's not a snag.
00:18:42I know.
00:18:44I couldn't do it.
00:18:45What if God saw me?
00:18:47God doesn't watch gas stations.
00:18:49Hmm.
00:18:50Oh, that reminds me.
00:18:52Two snags today.
00:18:53First, I got all these golf balls.
00:18:55And then check this out.
00:18:56Audacious lick from the Dolphin Grow Labs.
00:18:59Experimental lemon.
00:19:00Not on the market.
00:19:01How much do you think that's worth?
00:19:06I have no idea.
00:19:08Priceless?
00:19:09No such thing as priceless.
00:19:10We need a good appraiser.
00:19:12You got balls, Billy.
00:19:13I've made some good snags, but I wouldn't steal from Dr. Dolphin.
00:19:17Why not?
00:19:18You don't know the legend of Dr. Dolphin?
00:19:20So, everyone knows, in the 1960s, they were doing experiments at Cape Carnivoral for NASA.
00:19:30They were studying dolphins because of their intelligence.
00:19:33And things got really twisted.
00:19:36They spent millions of taxpayer dollars to create this half-human, half-dolphin hybrid.
00:19:41It was only four feet tall, so it was perfect to operate the little space capsule.
00:19:45And it was really smart.
00:19:48Too smart.
00:19:49It rebelled against NASA and escaped into the swamps.
00:19:53After a while, they assumed it didn't survive, but it came back.
00:19:57As a businesswoman, she built the juice company from the ground up with her savvy mind.
00:20:03And according to the legend, that dolphin is still there, living underneath the orange juice factory.
00:20:15That's not true.
00:20:21Is it?
00:20:22I think you're getting confused with how they invented Gatorade.
00:20:25Uh, no.
00:20:26Nobody invented Gatorade.
00:20:28It's a liquid.
00:20:28Like milk.
00:20:29Nobody invented milk.
00:20:31Hmm.
00:20:32Hmm.
00:20:33Um.
00:20:34Billy?
00:20:36He's doing it again.
00:20:38Hmm.
00:20:40Milk.
00:20:41My G, when's the last time you went to sleep?
00:20:44Sleep is for rich people.
00:20:47Am I rich?
00:20:48Not yet.
00:20:50Don't tell anyone about this, okay?
00:20:52I'm on a really good hustle.
00:20:54My busted grubster.
00:20:57So drivers are paid in G points.
00:20:59They do that so it's harder to keep track of how much money you're making.
00:21:04When you want to get paid out, first you have to exchange your G points for cash.
00:21:10But look at this.
00:21:11It doesn't have to be U.S. dollars.
00:21:12If you scroll down, you can pick up the Czech Karuna.
00:21:16And then, this is where someone messed up.
00:21:19When it transfers over, it gives you the Danish Krona.
00:21:22Krona for Karuna.
00:21:24Anyone can make that mistake.
00:21:26And the exchange rate between those two is 7.2 to 1.
00:21:29So if I do $100 of deliveries, I can get $720.
00:21:34Bro, how did you figure this out?
00:21:37I just told you.
00:21:40Hmm.
00:21:41I have to make as many deliveries as I can before someone on Grubster finds out.
00:21:45So when they pass that glitch...
00:21:48Huh.
00:21:49Before the night...
00:21:50It gets cold when they turn out...
00:21:51Before the night...
00:21:56It gets cold when they turn out all the lights.
00:22:20For a night...
00:22:22Florida sometimes...
00:22:27It just feels like this place wants me to die.
00:22:35Where am I going?
00:22:36I just said 60...
00:22:42I love everything...
00:22:53I just love about you...
00:22:58I just can't sleep...
00:23:02Excuse me.
00:23:25Oh, Miss Sharon.
00:23:27Good morning.
00:23:28Merry Christmas.
00:23:29Would be a lot merrier if my detached garage wasn't desecrated.
00:23:34You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?
00:23:37Shh.
00:23:38Maybe it shut up by itself?
00:23:40Act of G-O-D type thing?
00:23:43Whoever is responsible for this transgression will be dealt with.
00:23:47If not by the big man himself, then by local authorities.
00:23:51Out of curiosity, this is not an admission of guilt.
00:23:55But what is the big man's punishment for tagging up a garage?
00:23:58Well, I'd have to check the book.
00:24:00Mm-hmm.
00:24:01Yep.
00:24:03Just what I thought.
00:24:04Petty vandalism.
00:24:06Third trapezoid of damnation.
00:24:07You could get five or six hundred years of hellfire per letter.
00:24:11Wow.
00:24:12That could really add up.
00:24:13You've had your fun.
00:24:15Judgment day is not far off.
00:24:16Get right while you still can.
00:24:18No one ever got into heaven on an electric vehicle!
00:24:28Sleeping Beauty!
00:24:29Welcome to the waking world.
00:24:31You slept for two days.
00:24:34We thought you were dead.
00:24:35Hi, Gail.
00:24:36Can I have a coffee?
00:24:37Coffee?
00:24:39Since when?
00:24:40It's his thing now.
00:24:42I'll have one, too.
00:24:43Double espresso.
00:24:44How was your Christmas?
00:24:47Bloody, as usual.
00:24:49You should see it, Billy.
00:24:50It's head trauma all day, every day.
00:24:53Old people slipping in the shower.
00:24:55Car accidents.
00:24:57But most of all, boys your age riding around with no helmet.
00:25:00I know you don't listen to me, ever.
00:25:03But I don't like you doing these deliveries.
00:25:05Especially at night.
00:25:06Okay.
00:25:07You think I'm exaggerating?
00:25:09Come by the ER.
00:25:11See for yourself.
00:25:13Ooh.
00:25:14Okay.
00:25:16Oh, did you see the envelope on the fridge?
00:25:19Mom sent you a hundred bucks.
00:25:21Tell her she doesn't have to do that.
00:25:23I'm making my own money now.
00:25:24Why don't you tell her yourself?
00:25:26When's the last time you talked to her?
00:25:28Six months ago, eight days, 16 hours, 20 minutes.
00:25:32I don't like when you do that.
00:25:33It's freaky.
00:25:34Save it for calculus.
00:25:36Wait, but he doesn't-
00:25:37You're right.
00:25:37You're right.
00:25:38You're right.
00:25:38Why don't you keep that money, Gail?
00:25:40You buy me so much food and stuff.
00:25:42Uh-uh.
00:25:43You're going to focus on school.
00:25:45You're going to get a scholarship.
00:25:47You're going to get a good job.
00:25:49And then you can pay me back.
00:25:51When you're rich.
00:25:54Bye, losers.
00:25:55I'll be home super late.
00:25:57Wash your hands if you've been touching money.
00:26:00So, when are you going to tell Gail you dropped out of school?
00:26:04Are you kidding?
00:26:05She would go berserkles?
00:26:08I have to get my finances sorted out first.
00:26:11If I see the $5,000, I can put down a deposit on my own place and pay her back for letting
00:26:15me live here.
00:26:17She has nothing to freak out about.
00:26:19I think she's still going to find something to freak out about.
00:26:24Okay.
00:26:25Are you practicing the moolah mantra?
00:26:31I want you to take that goal number of yours and repeat it three times in a row, three times
00:26:36a day.
00:26:37Trust me.
00:26:38Things will start happening.
00:26:40A new side hustle will appear and triple your income.
00:26:44It could be flipping houses, breeding puppies.
00:26:46I don't know.
00:26:47The universe can be so generous.
00:26:49Junk removal.
00:26:49What a business.
00:27:04Look how tall that heap of trash is.
00:27:11Every house makes so much garbage.
00:27:15Jump from the fold, maybe that's where all the cash is
00:27:22We clean up orders
00:27:28Dropping off dinners
00:27:3290 degrees
00:27:34Are the winners?
00:27:39Too hot
00:27:41Too sweaty
00:27:44Everything on me feels so heavy
00:27:51Iris, legs and belly
00:27:57Why do I always feel so heavy?
00:28:06Oh, it's these stupid golf balls.
00:28:08What is that?
00:28:29Hi, don't golf golf balls on the road, please
00:28:36Have a grubby day
00:28:49Have a grubby day
00:28:50Am I in the right place?
00:28:54Do you have spaghetti?
00:28:56Then you're in the right place
00:28:57Apparently, guy orders spaghetti from every place in town
00:29:00I've already been here twice this morning
00:29:02My theory?
00:29:04He's a traveling food critic
00:29:05Specifically, a spaghetti critic could tip her
00:29:08I love a spaghetti
00:29:12I used to think I loved spaghetti more than anyone else in the world
00:29:15Now, with this guy in the scene, I'm not so sure anymore
00:29:20After you tried five or six spaghettis in one day, they would all taste the same
00:29:25Now fettuccine on the other hand
00:29:27Cool wheels
00:29:32Have a grubby day
00:29:33Five thousand dollars
00:29:37Five thousand dollars
00:29:38Five thousand dollars
00:29:40Okay
00:29:46What
00:29:48What is this?
00:29:53Ow
00:29:53No
00:29:54Yeah
00:30:00Yeah
00:30:01Yeah, that's better
00:30:02What is
00:30:03What
00:30:05Are you
00:30:06Are you like a little donut?
00:30:13That's funny
00:30:14Hi
00:30:17Donut
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00:30:51pickup two monster cheese dogs and a shake it's gonna be a minute making them fresh fine
00:31:06usually around this time of year we get no traffic what with tourism season being over
00:31:10conventional wisdom would be such to shut the place down from november to february but hey
00:31:15i live in the dog i'm here all day as is why not keep it open even if it's just for byron
00:31:21who's byron you're picking up for byron right he orders for me all the time
00:31:26far as i know he's never come here in person and seen the dog
00:31:33isn't that kind of odd that's really none of my business and maybe so but i mean let's face it
00:31:39everybody wants to see the dog the food it's not the point people want to take a picture
00:31:46or they need to use the restroom
00:31:50i'd be straight up with you the hot dogs we sell here they're good and i'm not just saying that
00:32:01out of a point of personal pride i'm saying it because i'm a hot dog guy i've eaten quite a few
00:32:07in my day this might well be the best in town and no one seems to care
00:32:17except byron
00:32:18maybe byron's the only one in this town with his head on straight and the rest of us are all too
00:32:26blinded by the spectacle too focused on the big dog to care about our own
00:32:32little dogs how long is this conversation going to go on for i i don't mean to be rude i'm just
00:32:39i'm just wondering point taken i hear you loud and clear my man loud and clear
00:32:45give my regards to buy it i'm actually not allowed to give any regards but grubster policy have a grubby day
00:32:52where i come from a man picks up his own dog
00:33:06one thing i don't mind
00:33:19one thing i don't mind
00:33:21one thing i don't mind
00:33:38um
00:33:39Bye-bye.
00:34:09Hot dog man?
00:34:14Hot dog man?
00:34:17Chew those up for me.
00:34:20What?
00:34:21Chew up the hot dogs.
00:34:23Make things a little easier for me.
00:34:27I hate chewing.
00:34:31I can't do that.
00:34:33It's a health concern.
00:34:35Oh, no.
00:34:36I have you people do this all the time.
00:34:38I'll give you a $10 cash tip.
00:34:44Let's not do this all day.
00:34:45I'm getting hungry.
00:34:47$20 final offer.
00:34:50And put them in the basket so I don't have to come down there.
00:34:54$5,000.
00:34:56$5,000.
00:34:57$5,000.
00:34:58Yeah, nice.
00:35:12It's here.
00:35:13I saw it.
00:35:15Lock your doors.
00:35:16Repent for your sins.
00:35:17The worm from the center of the earth has arrived to devour us.
00:35:21They predicted this.
00:35:23If you take a look at Revelations, it's all there.
00:35:26It's spelled out.
00:35:27Yo, Sharon's gone totally bonkers.
00:35:29Imagine if you could draw like that.
00:35:31Like, if you were really good at drawing, you could draw a girl with huge boobs.
00:35:36And then you could look at it anytime you wanted.
00:35:40Yeah, but Sharon would never draw boobs.
00:35:42She would only draw...
00:35:43Hold up.
00:35:44Is that the freaky monster we saw at the beach?
00:35:47Huh?
00:35:47Uh, no.
00:35:48Probably not.
00:35:49It's a crazy drawing.
00:35:51Let's not look at it anymore.
00:35:53You didn't even see the monster.
00:35:54You were all the way on the other side of the beach.
00:35:56I saw it.
00:35:58I got right up close to it.
00:35:59We gotta go back.
00:36:00I bet we could find it and get on the news.
00:36:03What's our plan here?
00:36:04Do you gotta have your shirt off, man?
00:36:09Um, yeah.
00:36:10It's the beach.
00:36:11No shirt, no shoes, no problem.
00:36:15But guess where I read that?
00:36:17A shirt.
00:36:18I found something!
00:36:21Oh, it's Billy.
00:36:23I thought the point of dropping out is you don't have to read anymore.
00:36:26You know, the kid's a freak.
00:36:28Obsessive.
00:36:29He gets hopped up on something and becomes an expert,
00:36:31and then it's been two weeks and he hasn't brushed his damn teeth the whole time.
00:36:34Oh, jeez.
00:36:45How'd you get over here?
00:36:49Alright, you gotta go back to where you came from.
00:36:52First thing tomorrow.
00:36:53This is feeling a little bogus.
00:36:59Can we come back in the morning?
00:37:00It's gonna be too late by then.
00:37:02Sharon's probably already talking to the CIA.
00:37:05Ew!
00:37:06Something touched my foot!
00:37:09Oh, it was seaweed.
00:37:11Is that good?
00:37:15Is that something?
00:37:16Nah, I got nothing.
00:37:31Hello?
00:37:32Is the fussy old lady here?
00:37:34I was here last week with Grubster.
00:37:38I have some questions.
00:37:39The golf balls you gave me are defective.
00:37:43Is everything okay in there?
00:37:50I don't want to intrude.
00:37:52I'm just gonna set this bag down and I'm gonna go on my way.
00:37:55The old slippy trippy special.
00:38:03That's gotta be the third one this week.
00:38:05Blake, ever heard of a bath mat?
00:38:08Can we get something to eat after this?
00:38:10Yes, I'm starving.
00:38:12What was that sandwich place we went to last week?
00:38:15You read my mind, friend.
00:38:16I've been thinking about a Reuben all day.
00:38:18Alright, little man.
00:38:19We're all done here.
00:38:20Thanks for calling it in.
00:38:22Don't steal anything on the way out.
00:38:23Wink wink.
00:38:24Okay, donut.
00:38:35Don't eat that.
00:38:48Okay, fine.
00:38:49I'll take a little break.
00:38:51Five minutes.
00:38:52Until Lorraine passes.
00:38:59Oh, you're all good?
00:39:00All good?
00:39:01Oh, you're all good.
00:39:10Oh, you're all good.
00:39:12You're all good.
00:39:23Yeah.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:35When the old man died, he left me his golf course under one condition.
00:40:05That he'd be buried under the 18th hole.
00:40:09I had some reservations. The gravesite wasn't exactly on theme for Cretaceous holes.
00:40:16Nevertheless, I made it work.
00:40:19That's what running a business is all about. Adapting.
00:40:23Delivery for Herschel Cretaceous?
00:40:25That's me. My weekly BLT.
00:40:29Cool wheels.
00:40:34Now you give me a compliment.
00:40:36Uh, hmm.
00:40:40I got nothing. Sorry.
00:40:42Have a grubby day.
00:40:44Working lunch before the afternoon rush.
00:40:48It's what the old man would have wanted.
00:40:52Five thousand dollars.
00:40:54Five thousand dollars.
00:40:58Five thousand dollars.
00:41:04Five thousand dollars.
00:41:06Five thousand dollars.
00:41:08Five thousand dollars.
00:41:18Five thousand dollars.
00:41:22Five thousand dollars.
00:41:24Huh?
00:41:28Hi!
00:41:30What?
00:41:54Time to go
00:42:00Time to flush you down
00:42:06You never know
00:42:12Maybe I'll see you around
00:42:20Down the drain
00:42:28People do this every day
00:42:32Down the drain
00:42:34It's okay
00:42:36to walk away
00:42:38Down the drain
00:42:40Down the drain
00:42:42Down the drain
00:42:44Down the drain
00:42:46Down the drain
00:42:56Hello?
00:42:58Can you hear me?
00:43:00This is private property
00:43:02Hello?
00:43:04If you can hear me
00:43:08Rosebud
00:43:12You kind of turned your head a little
00:43:14Was that a...
00:43:16Are you responding to my voice?
00:43:22Alright
00:43:24That was a close call
00:43:26For you
00:43:28Adios
00:43:30Oh the man himself
00:43:32Gracing us with his presence
00:43:34What up fellas?
00:43:36We're going down to the train tracks
00:43:38Do a little train track stuff
00:43:40You in?
00:43:41Yeah I could do train tracks
00:43:42It's been a while
00:43:44Oh my god dude
00:43:46You smell like a pet store
00:43:48He's right
00:43:50I can smell you from here
00:43:52I could smell you from down the road
00:43:54When's the last time you took a shower dog?
00:43:56Thanksgiving?
00:43:58Yeah
00:44:00I don't know
00:44:01Have another time
00:44:02I'm living for the hustle
00:44:20Jesus
00:44:22Yo Billy
00:44:23What shirt are you going to wear?
00:44:24Cause I want to wear I'm a stupid
00:44:26But I don't want us to wear the same thing
00:44:28Look stupid at the tracks
00:44:29I'm a stupid
00:44:30Fine
00:44:31Yeah listen
00:44:32I'm doing some leave-in conditioner
00:44:33It's going to take a second
00:44:34So just go ahead
00:44:35I'll meet you guys there
00:44:38Wanna hear my rap?
00:44:40Peanut get out of here
00:44:41Go away
00:44:42What did I do?
00:44:44You can't walk in on a shower without knocking
00:44:46Give me some privacy
00:44:48Geez
00:44:49Oh I don't care if you're naked
00:44:50It's very all natural
00:44:56Hehehe
00:44:57Um
00:44:58Uh
00:44:59Hi
00:45:00Hi
00:45:02Hi
00:45:03Hi
00:45:04Okay
00:45:05Are you like
00:45:06Do you think I'm your mom?
00:45:08Mom?
00:45:09Come here
00:45:12No one comes in here
00:45:14Don't make a fuss while I'm gone
00:45:15I'll bring you back some food
00:45:17What you doing back there bud?
00:45:21Uh
00:45:22N-nothing
00:45:23Science project
00:45:24Don't look at it
00:45:25It'll burn your eyes out
00:45:26Okay
00:45:27Wear sunscreen
00:45:28Can I wear sunscreen?
00:45:29It never hurts
00:45:31Hmm
00:45:32Unexpected but promising
00:45:46Nine minutes fifteen seconds
00:45:52Hi
00:45:54The R&D Tower is perfectly centered within the campus
00:45:59Why do you think that is?
00:46:01Because it's in the middle
00:46:04Because it is the brain of the entire dolphin groves nervous system
00:46:11It is tactical
00:46:13No other spot on the compound is more than a seven minute walk away
00:46:17So I have to wonder
00:46:19Where were you?
00:46:20What task had you so far flung that it took you nine minutes fifteen seconds to get here dear?
00:46:28Okay point taken
00:46:30I'll stay late and make up the minutes
00:46:31I don't want your minutes
00:46:33I want my minutes
00:46:35I'm giving myself a headache
00:46:38T-Bone pull the footage
00:46:43This delivery boy he was here twice this week?
00:46:46Yes
00:46:47You brought in some grubster
00:46:49Bad attitude
00:46:50And as per security protocol
00:46:53Did anyone get his name?
00:46:55Rosario
00:47:00What can you tell me?
00:47:01You chatted with him for almost three minutes
00:47:04Is he a peer of yours?
00:47:05An old friend from school?
00:47:07One of your radical layabout comrades?
00:47:09Is he selling you drugs?
00:47:11Not helpful dear
00:47:21Oh were you talking to me?
00:47:23Because you kept saying Rosario
00:47:26Rosebud
00:47:29Who is he?
00:47:31I don't know
00:47:33I don't know
00:47:36Track him down
00:47:37Whatever it takes
00:47:38He has something
00:47:40That belongs
00:47:41To me
00:47:42Thank you for your patience here on the road with grubster partner support
00:47:58This is Ned
00:47:59How can I help you today?
00:48:00Hi Ned
00:48:01I'm trying to cash out
00:48:02And some of my money is missing
00:48:03Um
00:48:04Three thousand seven hundred sixty six dollars and eighty cents
00:48:05Okay I can absolutely take a look at that for you
00:48:06Let me just pull up your account information
00:48:07Name?
00:48:08First name is Billy
00:48:09Last name is Five Thousand
00:48:10Username is Billy Five Thousand
00:48:11Okay I see what happened here
00:48:13Thank you for your patience
00:48:14Thank you for your patience
00:48:15Thank you for your patience
00:48:16Here on the road with grubster partner support
00:48:17This is Ned
00:48:18How can I help you today?
00:48:19Hi Ned
00:48:20I'm trying to cash out
00:48:21Some of my money is missing
00:48:22Three thousand seven hundred sixty six dollars and eighty cents
00:48:23Okay I can absolutely take a look at that for you
00:48:24Let me just pull up your account information
00:48:25Name?
00:48:26First name is Billy
00:48:27Last name is Five Thousand
00:48:29Username is Billy Five Thousand
00:48:31Okay I see what happened here
00:48:38I can adjust this right now
00:48:40Great thank you
00:48:41Oh don't say thank you just yet
00:48:43You might not like this
00:48:44Um
00:48:45So you never really had those three thousand dollars
00:48:50It was a technical error with the app
00:48:52I'm so sorry about that sweetie
00:48:54Um
00:48:55Can you just confirm to me that you're seeing the correct balance?
00:48:59Three hundred ninety four dollars twenty eight cents?
00:49:02Yeah that's what it says but the money was there in my account
00:49:06If grubster made a mistake shouldn't they be on the hook of that?
00:49:09We're transferring you to another grubster associate
00:49:13Due to holiday congestion the wait times may be longer than usual
00:49:17I was already on hold for an hour
00:49:20Hey Rosebud thanks for meeting me
00:49:29So I have two pancake burger combos
00:49:32Large orange juice and styrofoam with no ice
00:49:35Syrup on the side
00:49:36Oh you already ordered?
00:49:38Kind of
00:49:39But it was just sitting on the counter
00:49:41Every place does that now for deliveries
00:49:43You can take the food
00:49:45When the real delivery person comes
00:49:47They just make it again
00:49:48No one cares
00:49:49That's really radical
00:49:51Exploit the oversights in a dehumanized system
00:49:54Very cool way to reallocate material goods
00:49:57If you don't want the pancake burger there's probably something else
00:50:00I'll try it
00:50:02It's like pancakes instead of a bun
00:50:04I think it's pancakes instead of lettuce
00:50:06And maple syrup instead of cheese
00:50:09It's pretty good
00:50:11There's an egg
00:50:13Not where you'd think an egg would be
00:50:18To be honest I was super surprised when you texted
00:50:22I thought you were gay
00:50:24Oh
00:50:25Okay
00:50:26The reason I asked you here is I need a small favor
00:50:29You think I'm hot though right?
00:50:31Not that I care
00:50:32That's kind of a separate conversation
00:50:34Can you help me get a job?
00:50:36I can peel oranges
00:50:38Um
00:50:39I don't know
00:50:40I can drive a golf cart
00:50:43You know they asked me about you?
00:50:45They have all this security footage
00:50:47They were asking me if I knew who you were
00:50:49I didn't narc
00:50:50What's the deal?
00:50:51You stole something?
00:50:52Oh
00:50:53Foul it
00:50:54I didn't even think about that
00:50:56That's really good
00:50:57Yeah you're gonna walk right in and get a job
00:50:59Dude you're hilarious
00:51:01No I like that you have this like
00:51:05Nihilistic world view
00:51:08Like operating within these capitalist structures
00:51:13But rejecting them at the same time
00:51:15That's my plan at Dolphin
00:51:17Dismantle it from the inside
00:51:19How are you gonna do that?
00:51:21You gotta read this
00:51:22It lays out the whole playbook
00:51:24Are you into freak jazz?
00:51:31Freak jazz?
00:51:32I don't know
00:51:35If you were into freak jazz
00:51:37You would know
00:51:45Chapter one
00:51:46An insurmountable equilibrium
00:51:48Capitalist dichotomies exist everywhere
00:51:50Even and especially in nature
00:51:52To understand differential stratification
00:51:55One need look no further
00:51:56Than the ground beneath one's feet
00:51:58Consider the common garden snail
00:52:00The self-containment of the snail
00:52:02With its home built into its body
00:52:04Makes it an ideal worker
00:52:05In an individualistic society
00:52:07In deep contrast
00:52:09Consider the ant
00:52:10Each ant is little more than a millionth
00:52:12Of the greater social unit
00:52:14The colony
00:52:15Resultantly
00:52:16The life of each ant
00:52:17Is worth precious little
00:52:18Under a magnifying glass
00:52:20The beauty of a snail's
00:52:22Spiral shell
00:52:23Is enhanced
00:52:24And appreciated
00:52:25Under the very same
00:52:26Magnifying glass
00:52:27An ant
00:52:28Is fried
00:52:29It probably goes without saying
00:52:31That in this metaphor
00:52:32The magnifying glass
00:52:33Is market forces
00:52:34The ant colony
00:52:35Is the supply chain
00:52:37And the snails
00:52:38Are economic theorists
00:52:39Are you doing okay?
00:52:51You're hungry?
00:52:52You didn't eat your sandwich
00:52:54Okay, that's fine
00:52:58That's fine
00:52:59What about these chicken fingers?
00:53:00Hmm
00:53:01Fries?
00:53:04Oh no
00:53:05No, that's the box
00:53:06Ugh
00:53:07You're really going for it
00:53:14Bro
00:53:15Why did you do that?
00:53:17No, it's okay
00:53:22It's okay
00:53:23It's okay
00:53:27Okay Freckles
00:53:28Rap at us
00:53:29The theme is
00:53:31Breakfast at night
00:53:33Ha ha
00:53:35Ha
00:53:36Okay
00:53:38Ha ha
00:53:39No
00:53:40Beat Bucks
00:53:42There's something I gotta tell you
00:53:44All you guys
00:53:46I'm out of the rap game
00:53:48What?
00:53:49I'm transferring over to sensitive ballads
00:53:51Huh?
00:53:52You're such a good rapper
00:53:54Yeah
00:53:55That's kind of the problem
00:53:56I feel like I've done all there is to do in the world of hip-hop
00:54:00Um
00:54:01Do you still want me to beatbox?
00:54:04It's not very sensitive
00:54:06Do you want to shake this can of beans?
00:54:08Eggs
00:54:18Eggs again
00:54:20I think I'll have eggs
00:54:23Again
00:54:27There's so many different ways to have eggs
00:54:31You could have a different way every day
00:54:34Fried or scrambled
00:54:39Whatever your angle
00:54:43Hollandaise
00:54:46Table dakes
00:54:48Mayonnaise
00:54:49All from the same egg
00:54:53Incredible
00:54:55Edible
00:54:56Egg
00:54:57Crack it
00:54:58It runs down your legs
00:54:59Incredible
00:55:00Edible
00:55:01Egg
00:55:02Crack it
00:55:04It runs down your legs
00:55:05Crack it
00:55:06It runs down your legs
00:55:09What's your deal?
00:55:10Why are you doing that?
00:55:12What are you doing?
00:55:14What are you doing?
00:55:15What are you doing?
00:55:19What do you want?
00:55:20What do you want?
00:55:22We all start as eggs!
00:55:26Feed me!
00:55:28Feed me!
00:55:30Feed me!
00:55:32Feed me!
00:55:34An egg!
00:55:40Okay, Boopox, we're done.
00:55:44Oh!
00:55:50In ruins.
00:55:52Of course.
00:55:54My father's beautiful course.
00:55:56Hasn't even been six months since we renovated.
00:56:00Shelly,
00:56:02who did this to you?
00:56:04Local teens?
00:56:06Look, sir, I know a little hairs.
00:56:08Look at the shape they have.
00:56:10And look at the bites.
00:56:12This was not done by adolescents.
00:56:14This here, what do you call it?
00:56:16How do you call it?
00:56:18Bussum.
00:56:20I'm so sorry, Shelly.
00:56:22After all of these trillions of years,
00:56:26the cycle of nature continues.
00:56:32Holy traveler.
00:56:34Your journey has been made.
00:56:38You will never play the riches of a gavelin's cave.
00:56:42Go between his legs.
00:56:44I was gonna...
00:56:46The amulet!
00:56:48Press B! Get the amulet!
00:56:50I can't focus when you're yelling at me.
00:56:52Do you guys see my lemon anywhere?
00:56:54No.
00:56:56What lemon?
00:56:58The snag from Dr. Dolphins,
00:57:00the experimental spotty lemon.
00:57:02Oh yeah.
00:57:04No.
00:57:06You probably ate it and forgot about it.
00:57:08Or Gail threw it away because it was moldy.
00:57:10She never throws anything away.
00:57:12Where's Peanut?
00:57:14Let's just say,
00:57:16he's taking a bathroom break.
00:57:18Hello?
00:57:20Does anyone know how long I've been in here?
00:57:24I gotcha.
00:57:26I gotcha.
00:57:27It kind of stinks in there,
00:57:31but I was pretty much used to it.
00:57:33This is gross.
00:57:35Peanut, you can't let those guys push you around like that.
00:57:37Dude, you ruined it!
00:57:39He needs to marinate for another 45 minutes.
00:57:41Am I still initiated?
00:57:43You're barely medium rare.
00:57:45You guys are pricks.
00:57:47Like, seriously, grow up.
00:57:49Whoa. Where is this coming from?
00:57:51Toilet time is a rite of passage.
00:57:53Don't you remember when we did toilet time?
00:57:55Yeah. You almost died.
00:57:57It's true. Toilet time changed you.
00:58:01This is why I don't hang out with you guys anymore.
00:58:03This is really how you want to spend your whole life bumming around forever?
00:58:07There's cash money to be made out there.
00:58:09Okay. Thank you so much for the lecture.
00:58:11I had no idea we had a sucky life.
00:58:13I never would have figured that out.
00:58:15Good thing we've got the world's smartest pizza boy here.
00:58:17I'm not a pizza boy.
00:58:19Are you a boy?
00:58:21Do you deliver pizzas?
00:58:23Find my lemon.
00:58:29Wicca wicca errr.
00:58:31Are you mad at me?
00:58:33Moola Moola Moola.
00:58:37They just drew the Mega Ball.
00:58:39Winning numbers 5, 17, 29, 53, and 67.
00:58:43Notice something strange?
00:58:45All prime numbers.
00:58:47It's just like I've been saying.
00:58:49The secret to getting rich is numbers.
00:58:51More numbers, more money.
00:58:53I'm always saying this.
00:58:55Buy a ticket.
00:58:57Another loser?
00:58:59Yep.
00:59:01Price bought us 100 million.
00:59:03Imagine.
00:59:05It's probably for the best.
00:59:07After taxes, you'd only end up with 50 million.
00:59:09And a lot of lottery winners end up suicidal.
00:59:11Or even bankrupt.
00:59:13So why'd you buy the ticket?
00:59:15Um, the fantasy, I guess.
00:59:17I like thinking about what I'd do with the money.
00:59:19I wouldn't let anyone know right away, of course.
00:59:23But one day, it'd show up to work.
00:59:25And there'd be nothing here.
00:59:27Empty field.
00:59:29Because I bought the whole company.
00:59:31And in the middle of the night, I had everything bulldozed.
00:59:34I'd bulldozed the R&D building.
00:59:36The bottling plant.
00:59:38Even this greenhouse.
00:59:39But I'd leave all of the trees.
00:59:41And there would be a little sign that said,
00:59:43Free oranges.
00:59:45Take as many as you want.
00:59:50Wait, I love that.
00:59:51From the time I got the ticket, up until now,
00:59:54I was just renting that fantasy.
00:59:56That's really what you pay for.
00:59:58Is this HR?
01:00:00The gate was open.
01:00:01No tourists today.
01:00:02I'm here about a groundskeeping job.
01:00:15Ahem.
01:00:16We're ready, Doctor.
01:00:28Billy 5000.
01:00:29Do you know why you're here?
01:00:31Ah, yes.
01:00:32I'm self-motivated.
01:00:33I thrive in challenging environments.
01:00:35Hmm.
01:00:36What else?
01:00:37Right, of course.
01:00:38I'm a straight shooter and a quick learner.
01:00:39And I love watering cans.
01:00:41And the hoses.
01:00:42And what about this?
01:00:43No one can prove anything.
01:00:44I know my rights.
01:00:45That could be anyone.
01:00:46A lot of people look like that.
01:00:47Okay, so what happened was the lemon fell into my bag.
01:00:49Enough with the lemon.
01:00:50I don't care.
01:00:51Oh.
01:00:52Wait.
01:00:53What do you want?
01:00:54What do I want?
01:00:55What do I want?
01:00:56I want to tell you a story.
01:00:57Decades ago, my mother was alone in the swamp.
01:00:58Alone and afraid.
01:00:59That's when she found them.
01:01:00Alone.
01:01:01I was wrong.
01:01:02She was blind and afraid.
01:01:03Well, I don't care.
01:01:04Oh.
01:01:05I know my rights.
01:01:06That could be anyone.
01:01:07A lot of people look like that.
01:01:08Okay.
01:01:09So what happened was the lemon fell into my back.
01:01:12Enough with the lemon.
01:01:13I don't care.
01:01:14Oh.
01:01:15Wait.
01:01:16What do you want?
01:01:17What do I want?
01:01:18I want to tell you a story.
01:01:20Decades ago, my mother was alone in the swamp.
01:01:22Alone and afraid.
01:01:24That's when she found them.
01:01:26Or rather, they found her.
01:01:31My mother called them angels,
01:01:33but they didn't come from heaven.
01:01:35They came from the ground.
01:01:37They gave her a very special gift.
01:01:40A perfect orange.
01:01:42The one she used to found this company.
01:01:45The creatures left,
01:01:47but they promised to return.
01:01:49I know the angels are back.
01:01:51I also know you have one of them.
01:01:54It belongs to me.
01:01:56To you, this specimen might be an endearing pet,
01:02:00but it has great industrial potential.
01:02:03These creatures emit a special radiation,
01:02:06one that makes fruits grow bigger, rounder.
01:02:10All due respect, Doctor.
01:02:12Don't bother explaining.
01:02:13He doesn't even know the four S's.
01:02:15Size, shape, saturation, skin.
01:02:17Yeah, they teach that in kindergarten.
01:02:19You're a very smart kid, and you lie.
01:02:22You have a promising future.
01:02:24This can go two ways.
01:02:26I can press charges for my stolen lemon,
01:02:29you'll be tried as an adult due to the severity of the crime,
01:02:32or you can bring me the specimen.
01:02:36In exchange, I'll name a flavor of juice after you.
01:02:40I think we both know this is bigger than juice.
01:02:43Oh, young people.
01:02:46Nothing's ever easy.
01:02:48A cash payment for your little pet.
01:02:51Five thousand dollars.
01:02:52My best and final offer.
01:02:55Hmm.
01:02:56Hmm.
01:02:57It's interesting.
01:02:58I'll think it over.
01:03:02Bring the creature in as soon as possible.
01:03:04Don't talk to any other juicers.
01:03:07So she doesn't care about the lemon at all,
01:03:15and now she's offering you a fat payout?
01:03:18Pretty lucky.
01:03:20Sort of.
01:03:21If you think about it, it's a classic ULC.
01:03:24What's that?
01:03:25Oh.
01:03:26You know, an undistributed leverage curve.
01:03:29Like, as a human being, I'm worthless to Dr. Dolphin.
01:03:32Kind of a nuisance.
01:03:33As a worker, I have marginal utility, but I'm more or less replaceable.
01:03:37As the holder of a productive asset, I have some negotiating power for once.
01:03:42I learned about it from the book that you gave me.
01:03:46To be straight up with you, I did not finish that book.
01:03:52But I got the gist.
01:03:55You learn about the curve on page four.
01:03:58It goes without saying, but you obviously can't take the money.
01:04:03The cost to your integrity is too high.
01:04:05Cost to my integrity?
01:04:07You've got a huge family fortune no matter what you do.
01:04:09For me, it's a different situation.
01:04:11Uh, no it's not.
01:04:12Okay.
01:04:13Hypothetical.
01:04:14A stranger wants to pay you to chew up a hot dog while they watch.
01:04:18How much would that cost?
01:04:20I wouldn't do that.
01:04:21I'm a vegetarian.
01:04:24I got an idea.
01:04:26Let's read your palm.
01:04:28Hmmmm.
01:04:30Yeah.
01:04:31See this?
01:04:32It's your money line.
01:04:34It says you're gonna be rich.
01:04:36Your lifeline is fractured.
01:04:41A big change is coming up.
01:04:43And then, here's your love line.
01:04:50It's wiggly.
01:04:52You have romance in your immediate future.
01:04:56How did you get all of that from looking at my hand?
01:05:00I made it up.
01:05:01I made it up.
01:05:02Stupid ass.
01:05:03Billy.
01:05:04There's something I want you to do for me.
01:05:05Yeah?
01:05:06Will you introduce me to your friend with the freckles?
01:05:23I think I'm in love with him.
01:05:25Grubster delivery.
01:05:26Taste of Italy for...
01:05:27I got a spaghetti here.
01:05:40Are you the spaghetti critic?
01:05:42It's not gonna fit.
01:05:49Alright, you're all set.
01:06:03A cash tip is appreciated.
01:06:07Have a grubby day.
01:06:33Say it cold.
01:06:35Ah yeah.
01:06:36That's a bad answer.
01:06:37I got a dough too.
01:06:38That's a bad soup.
01:06:39Great soup of that eat is like a meal.
01:06:42What's all on this?
01:06:44Can you write a grocery shop?
01:06:46You!
01:06:47What?!
01:09:18How's the science project, loser?
01:09:34I'm wrapping it up.
01:09:37Gail, I think I'm about to get my hands on some money.
01:09:42I'm gonna pay you back for everything.
01:09:44I know.
01:09:45That big brain is our meal ticket.
01:09:47That's why I kept you around.
01:09:49What if I didn't have a big brain?
01:09:51Uh, you'd have to bring something else to the table.
01:09:54Probably compassion.
01:09:55Or positive energy.
01:09:57You wouldn't be allowed to be so off-putting.
01:09:59You're turning out okay.
01:10:04I'm proud of you.
01:10:06Oh.
01:10:08Huh.
01:10:09It's mom.
01:10:10Oh, wow.
01:10:11She reached out.
01:10:12That's a good sign.
01:10:13She ordered a pizza.
01:10:20A pizza.
01:10:22Oh, boy.
01:10:23Oh, boy.
01:10:40Who is that?
01:10:41It's Billy.
01:10:42It's Billy.
01:10:46It's Billy.
01:10:47I'm working here for Grubster.
01:10:48I have your delivery.
01:10:49What?
01:10:50Pizza.
01:10:59Thank you, sweetie pie.
01:11:06Who was it?
01:11:07Pizza boy.
01:11:08Pizza boy.
01:11:39$52,000.
01:11:43$53,000.
01:12:02$53,000.
01:12:05$53,000.
01:12:07I don't know if you're really even aware of what's going on,
01:12:36but I'm not going to sell you to Dr. Dolph.
01:12:39I really need the money, but I think we can figure out another way to get it.
01:12:43I'm going to take you back to the garage, and then...
01:12:46I don't really know.
01:12:48We'll see what happens.
01:12:49It'll just be...
01:12:50Ah!
01:12:50Ah!
01:12:50Ah!
01:13:02Ah!
01:13:04Oh my god.
01:13:25Did I hit my head?
01:13:27Did I hit my head?
01:13:31Donut, did you just like save my life?
01:13:34Do you guys know each other?
01:13:46Oh my god.
01:13:48Oh my god.
01:13:52Oh my god.
01:13:54Oh my god.
01:13:59Oh
01:14:29Oh
01:14:59Oh
01:15:29Oh
01:15:31Oh
01:15:35Oh
01:15:38Oh
01:15:41Oh
01:15:47Oh
01:15:49Oh
01:15:59What's going on here?
01:16:17Billy, I saw everything.
01:16:19My sweet baby would not have survived without you.
01:16:23Oh, sure.
01:16:24Yeah, donut's cool.
01:16:25Glad I could help.
01:16:26I have to say, I'm impressed.
01:16:29You'd make a great dad.
01:16:32You want to, I don't know, give this a shot?
01:16:37Uh...
01:16:38You and me?
01:16:40I know, I know.
01:16:42Is it traditional?
01:16:44No.
01:16:45Is it what you thought you were looking for?
01:16:47Probably not.
01:16:49Could we make it work?
01:16:51Hey, who knows?
01:16:52It would be an adjustment for sure.
01:16:54We live in a cave 10,000 feet below the surface of the earth.
01:16:57It's not fancy, but for a single mom, I'd do all right.
01:17:01Bye.
01:17:02Bye.
01:17:03This is my least favorite part of vacation.
01:17:06Having to wrangle all the kids.
01:17:08Is that everyone?
01:17:13Is that everyone?
01:17:25Everyone?
01:17:25Everyone?
01:17:26Everyone?
01:17:28Yeah.
01:17:34Message from Billy 5-0-0-0.
01:17:37Not going to sell you the creature.
01:17:40Sri.
01:17:41Still interested in gardening job if it's available.
01:17:44Fix.
01:17:44Knock, knock.
01:17:51Is this a good time to go over some creative?
01:17:55Not especially.
01:17:57I was thinking we could mix pomegranate and pomelo.
01:18:00Call it pom-pom.
01:18:04Pom-pom.
01:18:06Your make or break idea is pom-pom.
01:18:09But we can talk about it later.
01:18:10It's not your fault, dear.
01:18:20It's not.
01:18:21It's not.
01:18:21It's not.
01:18:22My once-in-a-lifetime chance to get my hands on one of the angels and it just slips through
01:18:27my fingers.
01:18:28Of course it does.
01:18:29What's the point?
01:18:31I turned my mother's company from a hippy-dippy roadside shack into a top three juicer.
01:18:36I patented a dozen new breeds and for once, for once, I give my life to this company and
01:18:44still we're down 4% year over year.
01:18:48I can't catch a letter licking brain to save my life.
01:18:52Oh, no.
01:18:59Assistance requested on sub-basement level.
01:19:02Yeah, you shouldn't see me like this, dear.
01:19:06Why don't you excuse yourself?
01:19:08Oh, no.
01:19:35Hello, Mother.
01:19:46I know. It doesn't look great.
01:19:51It's a temporary setback. It's manageable.
01:19:57Mother.
01:19:58Yes, yes. The hippy-dippy roadside chat was a poor choice of words. You know I didn't mean it.
01:20:07This company is my life, and I...
01:20:09Retire! Mother!
01:20:18Respectfully, Rosario is not ready for a leadership role, and you haven't even heard my new ideas for...
01:20:25How can you say that?
01:20:27What about the Cran Grapefruit Cocktail? The Vitamin C Morning Mood Booster?
01:20:34The juice business ebbs and flows. You taught me that, Mother. We can ride this out.
01:20:39If that's what's best for the company...
01:20:52Huh. I wonder what they talk about in there.
01:21:06I wonder what they talk about in there.
01:21:08A new life awaits, handsome.
01:21:19I know. It's a big choice. Experience the natural beauty of a new world. Build a relationship. Watch these kids grow up. Or stay here. In Florida. Till you die.
01:21:24I have to decide right now.
01:21:39It's a lot to take in.
01:21:46Sweetie pie. Not doing anything is still a decision.
01:21:51You know where to find me.
01:21:56Smooch-ing!
01:21:58Smooch-ing!
01:21:59Smooch-ing!
01:22:00Smooch-ing!
01:22:02Smooch-ing!
01:22:03Smooch-ing!
01:22:05Smooch-ing!
01:22:06Smooch-ing!
01:22:07I feel like we're just starting to get used to each other!
01:22:10Smooch-ing!
01:22:11Smooch-ing!
01:22:12Smooch-ing!
01:22:13Smooch-ing!
01:22:14Smooch-ing!
01:22:15Smooch-ing!
01:22:16Smooch!
01:22:17Smooch!
01:22:18Smooch!
01:22:19Smooch!
01:22:20Smooch!
01:22:21Smooch!
01:22:22Smooch!
01:22:23Smooch!
01:22:24Smooch!
01:22:25Smooch!
01:22:26Smooch!
01:22:27Smooch!
01:22:28Smooch!
01:22:29Smooch!
01:22:30Smooch!
01:22:31Smooch!
01:22:32Smooch!
01:22:33Smooch!
01:22:34Smooch!
01:22:35Smooch!
01:22:36Smooch!
01:22:37Smooch!
01:22:38Smooch!
01:22:39Smooch!
01:22:40I don't know.
01:23:10Moolah, moolah, moolah.
01:23:14We're a week into the year.
01:23:16Are you keeping your resolutions?
01:23:18It's honestly so easy once you tune yourself in to the wavelength of wealth.
01:23:22And our sponsor Grubster makes it even easier.
01:23:25You order the food, someone else does the rest.
01:23:28You don't even have to say thank you.
01:23:30Saves time, time is money, and money is moolah.
01:23:36Get out there and have a grubby day.
01:23:40There he is!
01:23:47Hey, Peanut. How was school?
01:23:50Same old. Is Billy here?
01:23:52I took his lemon to show and tell, but now he can have it back.
01:23:55Nobody's seen him since New Year's.
01:23:57Must be he finally got all his money together and left town.
01:24:00He wouldn't bail on us like that.
01:24:02Good for him if he did.
01:24:04He'll probably send us a postcard once he gets settled.
01:24:07People don't send postcards anymore, clown penis.
01:24:10Then why are their mailboxes clown penis?
01:24:13For coupons.
01:24:15Well, I'd love to talk about coupons all day, but I've got some business to attend to.
01:24:22You guys wouldn't understand.
01:24:24Mm hmm, mm hmm, mm hmm, mm hmm, mm hmm.
01:24:29Mmm hmm, mmm hmm, mmm hmm, mmm hmm, mmm hmm
01:24:40Tastes like heaven
01:24:54Tastes like honey
01:25:00Tastes like pine, pine, pine
01:25:10Tastes like honey
01:25:40Tastes like honey
01:26:10Tastes like honey
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