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A man cant speak to ladies. His friend makes things happen but with 2 man-killing sisters looking for a virgin man to sacrifice to bring daddy back from the dead.
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00:01:31Right, go down.
00:01:35Thanks.
00:03:33One.
00:03:34Two.
00:03:40Jesus King.
00:03:41I promise.
00:03:42Quick and painless!
00:03:43I'm going as fast as I can!
00:03:45Oh!
00:03:46Oh!
00:03:47Come here!
00:03:48Come here, come here, come here!
00:03:49You silly sausage!
00:03:49Remember your breathing?
00:03:52In through your nose.
00:03:54It out through your mouth.
00:03:57And again...
00:03:58No, that's good.
00:04:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:01Butterfly kiss.
00:04:02Butterfly kiss.
00:04:03Good.
00:04:05You done yours?
00:04:07No.
00:04:19Your friend passed out.
00:04:23Looks like it's your lucky night.
00:04:33Let me do it.
00:04:41Hold me with the rain.
00:04:50Boy, you'd better run to your Mama now.
00:04:56Lightning in the sky,
00:05:02Oh, you better run to your mama now
00:05:32Oh, you better run to your mama now
00:05:39Lightning in the sky
00:05:43Oh, you better run to your mama now
00:06:02Let's go
00:06:32Ginger bollocks!
00:07:02Look, right, I didn't really want to tell you this, mate, but...
00:07:05But Shitface said he saw her snogging some man outside the dolphin the other week.
00:07:09She's... Why would I believe someone called Shitface, okay?
00:07:13That's... Anyway, me and Michelle, you wouldn't understand.
00:07:16We've got something amazing, something special.
00:07:18Yeah.
00:07:20She just dumped me.
00:07:22Oh, well, she put a kiss at the end. That's nice of her, innit?
00:07:25Who gives a fuck, man?
00:07:27At least you got your end away. You got that monkey off your back, eh?
00:07:31Yeah.
00:07:34You didn't do anything with her, did you?
00:07:37Three months she was with her, boss.
00:07:40We did stuff, okay?
00:07:43Sexy stuff, all right? Which is not... that.
00:07:48What are you waiting for? The honeymoon?
00:07:50Do you take it to the next...
00:07:52Look...
00:07:54I've got this problem, okay? This thing.
00:07:57It just happens when I get close to...
00:08:00Mate, I go through exactly the same thing, brother.
00:08:02I don't want to be embarrassed about it.
00:08:04I take this thing called Viagras.
00:08:06That's good. You're like a wrench, man.
00:08:08No, idiot.
00:08:09It's not that.
00:08:10That's fine.
00:08:11It's more of a sort of mental panic thing.
00:08:15Right, I said that to you because you're me pal, and I wanted to make you feel good, man.
00:08:18I'm always hard.
00:08:20Good talk.
00:08:21Thanks, Alex. I'm off.
00:08:22Hang on there one minute, mate, please.
00:08:24You turn 30 on Sunday, don't you?
00:08:27Yeah, thanks for reminding me.
00:08:28Right, well, I promise you now you're going to lose your virginity before you're 30. Promise.
00:08:32And do I ever break promises? No, I never do, do I?
00:08:35This is my present to you, my brother.
00:08:37Thanks.
00:08:38We've only got a couple of days to work with, so we've got to work fast.
00:08:41Thanks, Alex.
00:08:42How about...
00:08:44Alex.
00:08:45That's it right, man.
00:08:47Alex, Alex, Alex, who are you going?
00:08:49Trust me, mate. I hate to brag, I really do, but you know what the lads have started calling me at work?
00:08:53The dick.
00:08:55Look, Alex, I don't think that's why they call you that.
00:08:57That's why they call you that.
00:08:58Shit.
00:09:19Right, they've got a crier.
00:09:20What did you say to her?
00:09:22Not my fault, mate. She's lost her husband or something, I don't know.
00:09:25Really? That's terrible.
00:09:26That's why she's on her own.
00:09:28Fucking brilliant, innit?
00:09:29What are you on about?
00:09:30Come on, love!
00:09:32You still invited her over?
00:09:34I insisted she come over, she's lost her husband.
00:09:36Have a heart, man.
00:09:37Jesus.
00:09:38Seriously.
00:09:39Alex, you're a...
00:09:40Hiya, love.
00:09:41Oh, God.
00:09:42This way.
00:09:43Watch yourself.
00:09:44Right, and leave you love books to it.
00:09:49Hi.
00:09:56Oh, sorry.
00:09:57I didn't miss him so much.
00:09:59Jesus.
00:10:00Hi, love.
00:10:01Am I sexy?
00:10:02Of course you are.
00:10:03Yes, I am.
00:10:04Yeah.
00:10:05Yeah.
00:10:06Do you want to have sex with me?
00:10:07Do I...
00:10:08What?
00:10:09Oh, hey, you okay?
00:10:10I am sexy.
00:10:11Of course you are.
00:10:12Yes, I am.
00:10:13Yeah.
00:10:14Do you want to have sex with me?
00:10:15Do I...
00:10:16What?
00:10:17Oh, hey, you okay?
00:10:18I am sexy.
00:10:19Okay, okay.
00:10:20Jennifer, Jennifer, what do you mean...
00:10:21Should we get you...
00:10:22Get you into a cab?
00:10:23Get you home?
00:10:24For sex?
00:10:25No, no, no.
00:10:26Just get you home.
00:10:27Yeah?
00:10:28I'm sick.
00:10:29Okay.
00:10:30Here we go.
00:10:31Here's a nice cab driver.
00:10:32Hello, mate.
00:10:33Cheers.
00:10:34Oh, my God.
00:10:35I'm sick.
00:10:36Oh, my God.
00:10:37I'm sick.
00:10:38Okay.
00:10:39Here we go.
00:10:40Here's a nice cab driver.
00:10:42Hello, mate.
00:10:43Hi.
00:10:44Is she all right?
00:10:49She's a bit tipsy.
00:10:52If that girl is sick in this car, you're cleaning it up, pal.
00:10:54With your bare hands.
00:10:55I've been sick.
00:10:56Yeah, it's all right.
00:10:57Cheers.
00:11:04Weasley Street.
00:11:09Wait, wait.
00:11:11Here we go.
00:11:12Here we go.
00:11:13Here we go.
00:11:14Here we go.
00:11:15Here we go.
00:11:16Here we go.
00:11:17Here we go.
00:11:18Here we go.
00:11:19One step.
00:11:20Two steps.
00:11:21Careful.
00:11:22I gotcha.
00:11:23There we go.
00:11:24One nice.
00:11:25Get a nice thing.
00:11:26Oh, my God.
00:11:27Here it is.
00:11:28Here it is.
00:11:29Come on.
00:11:30That's it.
00:11:312 of 15, he is further away.
00:11:32029, suspect in sight.
00:11:33Oh.
00:11:34No.
00:11:35No.
00:11:36No.
00:11:37Suspect inside.
00:12:07Mama.
00:12:30Story checks out. You're free to go.
00:12:34Just maybe stick to conscious girls in the future, yeah?
00:12:39I will.
00:12:40Thank you, officer.
00:12:44Right, so what happened last night? Please tell me you at least got a blowy off her.
00:12:48No.
00:12:49Why?
00:12:50She was crying.
00:12:53About the recent death of her husband.
00:12:57She was going like this.
00:12:59Please, please have sex with me.
00:13:05Is that a turn on for you?
00:13:06A little bit, yeah.
00:13:09Please, help me.
00:13:12That's what I'm going to do.
00:13:14That's why we're here doing this chat thing.
00:13:16All right, Gates.
00:13:17Why don't I join?
00:13:18Actually, Laura, we're kind of...
00:13:19So, my boyfriend's band's playing this gig tonight.
00:13:21You guys should come.
00:13:22Your boyfriend's in a band called Crabs, eh?
00:13:24It's Crabs.
00:13:25Okay, well, make sure he bags up, then, by the sounds of things.
00:13:28Oh, well, actually, we're not having sex.
00:13:30Oh, for fuck's sake, is everyone going mad?
00:13:32Er, no, it was John's idea.
00:13:33Yeah, we're going to wait until we really know each other.
00:13:37John is a modern, you know, sensitive, intelligent, beautiful artist.
00:13:42You know, I think it's beautiful.
00:13:49Oh, all right, Frankie.
00:13:50All right, Laura.
00:13:51All right, Laura.
00:13:52Oh, hang on.
00:13:57Cheers.
00:13:58Cheers.
00:13:59Thanks.
00:14:00Nice one, mate.
00:14:01All right.
00:14:04Oh, do you want some?
00:14:05I just spent the night in jail.
00:14:07I wasn't really planning on going back any time soon.
00:14:09Sexually assaulted a drunken widow.
00:14:10Terrible business.
00:14:11It really is.
00:14:12That's not funny, man.
00:14:13What?
00:14:14It's not his fault, though, eh?
00:14:15That's what happens when you go 29 years
00:14:16without someone even sneezing on your dick.
00:14:18Alex!
00:14:19You shut...
00:14:20Oh, my God, you're so virgin.
00:14:21Okay.
00:14:22Thanks for a really lovely day.
00:14:24I'm going to go and kill myself.
00:14:26Oh, no, Jim, Jim, look, listen.
00:14:31I감이 today.
00:14:32Isn't that funny?
00:14:33Yeah.
00:14:34I can tell you.
00:14:50Bye.
00:14:52Hello.
00:14:54So sweet pastor.
00:14:55Okay?
00:14:56I'm 중에oque.
00:14:57You're doing that very early but jag nhà more fuels,
00:14:59Oh, God, did you see that? They stared right at me.
00:15:06Yeah, they keep staring at you, mate.
00:15:09Oh, Jesus. Oh, God, oh, God.
00:15:11Fuck it, this is your time, this is your day.
00:15:13I'm gonna go through the ABCs with you right now.
00:15:15You act, you blag, and you check out.
00:15:17No matter how scared you, why you force yourself up there,
00:15:20and you blag it, you don't think you blag.
00:15:22You pretend you're somebody else,
00:15:23and you've always wanted to be, like, a spy or a fireman.
00:15:26You can be James fucking Bond, I don't give a shit.
00:15:28But you gotta blag it.
00:15:29Once you've got them on the hook, that's when you check out.
00:15:32Don't stay there too long.
00:15:33They'll leave them gagging for it.
00:15:35I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:15:36Sick with lust, obviously.
00:15:38No, I can't.
00:15:40Fuck it, I'll tell you what, you get up there,
00:15:41you buy yourself a drink, make sure it's got ice in it,
00:15:43get one of the icicles out, and you smash it.
00:15:45Once you've smashed it, turn to the girls, and you go,
00:15:47all our girls, now I've broken the ice,
00:15:49can I buy you a drink? Piece of piss off your pop.
00:15:51I mean, literally no one has ever fallen for that shit.
00:15:54I mean, don't listen to this fucking idiot.
00:15:56Works every time, dude.
00:15:56They think they'll hate it, but deep inside themselves,
00:15:58they love it, trust me.
00:15:59Just wait, this is a lot of information to take in at once, okay?
00:16:02So, don't think, act.
00:16:05Hey, stop bullying him, can't you see the boy is scared?
00:16:07I'm not a boy, Laura.
00:16:09I'm a man.
00:16:17Oh, my God.
00:16:18Oh, can I have that, uh, lemonade, please?
00:16:40With ice.
00:16:42With ice.
00:16:43Sorry.
00:16:45Oh, great.
00:16:47Thanks.
00:16:54So, breathe.
00:16:59Shit, I'm so sorry.
00:17:01Did that hit me in the eye?
00:17:03No.
00:17:03No, I'm fine.
00:17:06Okay, well, uh, now that I've smashed the ice cube,
00:17:12can I buy you a drink?
00:17:14Um, yeah, we've already got drinks.
00:17:16Yes, you do.
00:17:17What, you rocking there?
00:17:17Are you bleeding?
00:17:19A little bit.
00:17:20It's fine.
00:17:21I just probably should have stamped on it with my foot.
00:17:23Like it!
00:17:24I spy on people.
00:17:27Not, not, no, not like in a, uh, creepy way.
00:17:32More like, uh, James Bond 007 thing.
00:17:37Oh, that's, that's pretty cool.
00:17:39He's tying up there, do something.
00:17:41Yeah, he is, isn't he?
00:17:42So, I'm gonna go, I'm really busy.
00:17:45Yeah, just spying and stuff.
00:17:48Talk to you later.
00:17:49Yeah.
00:17:54My dog is heavy.
00:17:57You look like anglers.
00:18:01Oh, shit.
00:18:04Sorry.
00:18:05My God in heaven, you look like angels.
00:18:08Oh.
00:18:11Would you like to go out for a fuck time in lotion?
00:18:17I'm, I'm bad at this, huh?
00:18:20Fun.
00:18:21I'm sorry.
00:18:22Fun time in London.
00:18:24Yeah.
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:26Yeah.
00:18:27We'd love to, wouldn't we?
00:18:28Yeah.
00:18:29You'd love, what?
00:18:31Yeah, just, you know, tell us when and where.
00:18:35Oh, good.
00:18:36Brilliant.
00:18:38I'll just go and tell my sexy friend over there.
00:18:42Hey.
00:18:44Walk away.
00:18:45Okay.
00:18:45I'll catch you in a bit.
00:18:54Okay.
00:18:55Bye.
00:19:04Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:19:05Ready for tonight, then?
00:19:06I can't do it, man.
00:19:09What?
00:19:11I'm having a panic attack, man.
00:19:13It doesn't make any sense, does it?
00:19:14Why would these two beautiful women just turn up out of the blue and be interested in us?
00:19:18You've got to stop questioning stuff all the time, man, seriously.
00:19:23Sometimes a bit of luck comes your way, you've got to grab it with both hands, like it won't come around again.
00:19:27I'm going.
00:19:29Where are you running from?
00:19:30Jesus.
00:19:30These girls want to break our dicks off, and you want to stain me a finger up your bum bum?
00:19:34Come on, man.
00:19:38I'll do that.
00:19:46Kitty?
00:19:50Kitty?
00:19:53Kitty?
00:19:59Kitty, where are you?
00:20:00How did you do that?
00:20:30Are you all right, Lou?
00:20:40What was that one about?
00:20:44Nothing.
00:20:44You ready for the night of your fucking...
00:21:08What are you doing?
00:21:13T-Rex.
00:21:14Almost finished.
00:21:18Fuck that off.
00:21:19Come on.
00:21:19I'm not going.
00:21:23You what?
00:21:23They were clearly taking the piss.
00:21:27What's going on now?
00:21:27What's happened to you?
00:21:28Why have you had a change of art?
00:21:29Girls like that don't...
00:21:30Girls like that don't...
00:21:30Maybe it's just not meant to happen, okay?
00:21:38I've tried everything, mate.
00:21:40I even went on this dating website specifically for virgins and I got one response from a 12-year-old Chinese boy.
00:21:49Because I won't do that.
00:21:50Let's go.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:50I'll do it.
00:21:54Yeah.
00:21:54Boss, I know you're scared.
00:21:56Do you want to know a secret?
00:21:57we're all fucking scared man and being a bloke is just pretending that we're not
00:22:02the only reason why you're so afraid is because it's taken you so long and you've
00:22:05made this fucking mad weird mountain in your head
00:22:08i'll climb it with your paws how come we are i'll be your sherpa
00:22:11what was that put it down man put that fucking shit down man get in
00:22:18what just look at yourself man just look at yourself you've got a blemishless pale face
00:22:23like a tudor lady you've got a broad back you've got wonderful sleeves and you've got beautiful
00:22:28big ginger bollocks fuck off there's a smile i'm after they're just girls man what's there to be afraid of
00:22:35my girl
00:22:45uh
00:22:49yeah
00:22:53yeah
00:22:55yeah
00:23:00yeah
00:23:01yeah
00:23:03See that?
00:23:30You do want to see him again, don't you?
00:23:31Yeah?
00:23:32Yeah, of course I do.
00:23:33Well, you know what we've got to do?
00:23:36Look, I know you're scared baby Lou, but we're so close now.
00:23:41Well, I know that.
00:23:43It's just...
00:23:46Sometimes you just get so...
00:23:48What?
00:23:49Nothing.
00:23:50You're a big girl now.
00:23:53He's not going to believe how much you've grown up.
00:23:58I don't know.
00:24:00I don't know.
00:24:02I don't know where to see him.
00:24:05Yeah?
00:24:06Yeah?
00:24:08Yes?
00:24:09I don't know.
00:24:10No matter what you've worked on, you guys, you've been doing!
00:24:14I don't know.
00:24:44Big night.
00:24:51Just think, in a few hours, everything's going to be back to the way it was before.
00:24:58Yeah? Just the three of us, all together again.
00:25:03Doesn't that sound good?
00:25:07You know, this will work. We've done everything you taught us.
00:25:12You do trust me, don't you? Yeah. Of course I do.
00:25:23Come on then, Cinderella. Let's get you to the ball.
00:25:27This is all we've got to work with.
00:25:32All right, well, so, cord, Roy.
00:25:36Absolutely not, okay?
00:25:38Come sit down, buy my time, play, play, play.
00:25:49Share my brand, taste like food, try my world.
00:25:54That's nice.
00:25:55That's what it says to me, alcoholic, mid-fifties, not having a great time.
00:25:591980s, skinhead, slightly racist.
00:26:03Oh, hello.
00:26:04Oh, you know what?
00:26:05You look like, I don't know, you look like a beacon.
00:26:09Yeah, no, that's really itchy.
00:26:10It's really, really itchy.
00:26:11It's really, really itchy.
00:26:12Yeah, it's really, really itchy.
00:26:13Come sit down, buy my mind, play, play, play.
00:26:18Share my brand, taste like food, try my world.
00:26:31That's for a bad bunch here, brother, sir.
00:26:33Bourbon, really?
00:26:34Trust me.
00:26:36Ah, magnifique, monsieur.
00:26:39Yeah, man.
00:26:40Really?
00:26:41These are my work trousers.
00:26:42Don't matter, it's all work.
00:26:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:45I feel a bit snug around my bollocks.
00:26:47Yeah, baby.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:18Okay.
00:27:19Okay.
00:27:20Let's see if you've shaked your balls.
00:27:21Yes, I have.
00:27:22You don't know.
00:27:23Knife.
00:27:24Check.
00:27:25Pack condoms.
00:27:26Already wearing mine.
00:27:27Okay.
00:27:28Let's do this.
00:27:29Okay.
00:27:30Let's do this.
00:27:31Okay.
00:27:32Okay.
00:27:33Let's do this.
00:27:34Oh, God.
00:27:35What's going on here?
00:27:36What's going on here?
00:27:37What's going on here?
00:27:38What's going on here?
00:27:39What's going on here?
00:27:40What's going on here?
00:27:41I have, you know.
00:27:42Knife.
00:27:43Check.
00:27:44Pack condoms.
00:27:45Already wearing mine.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:47Which one am I going for?
00:28:09Whichever one you want, boss.
00:28:10You're sure not, ain't it?
00:28:11I'm just a wingman.
00:28:12Remember?
00:28:12You're a sexy bastard.
00:28:14Right, here they come.
00:28:16Remember, crank up the sexiness
00:28:17straight from the start.
00:28:18Then you don't have time to fuck about.
00:28:20You're a sexy bitch.
00:28:22What are you?
00:28:24Sexy bitch.
00:28:25Good.
00:28:27Ladies!
00:28:29Hey, boys.
00:28:31Ready to paint the town red?
00:28:33Yes, we flipping well are, aren't we, Jim?
00:28:35Yeah, big style.
00:28:39Do you want a drink?
00:28:40Yeah, I'll come with you.
00:28:45Take a seat.
00:28:45Take a seat.
00:28:50Take a seat.
00:29:06Take a seat.
00:29:08so your sister's there yeah sorry yeah yeah cool that's cool
00:29:23i like your necklace thing looks like the moon
00:29:34oh thank you it's my mom's oh she doesn't wait back then she's dead right
00:29:41sorry
00:29:45service please miss danielle oh it's trouble how you doing beautiful you're good
00:29:55all right you need to behave yourself tonight two pints of libra please and white wine spritzes
00:30:00um cranberry juice uh with vodka please no we don't drink
00:30:05oh i've run into a serious issue here what have you done now the girls don't drink
00:30:13and i don't put this nicely no one's gonna fuck you sober
00:30:19that's you putting it nicely is it i've got an idea what about the friend are we gonna get rid of him
00:30:29i'm working on it you just focus on jim and don't let him out you're saying
00:30:32ladies i've heard of crabs
00:30:35oh this is the guy telling you about this john
00:30:43oh this is the guy telling you about this john
00:31:03oh this is the guy telling you about this john
00:31:05oh you do john please leave me
00:31:07yeah nice and you're both incredible that really was
00:31:08yeah i know
00:31:09yeah
00:31:10best we've ever done it
00:31:12yeah it was right it's lost the temper at the end there but
00:31:15we will get it right at some point
00:31:18fuck you john
00:31:22i quit the crabs are over
00:31:25oh the crabs are never over both
00:31:28oh bloody hell
00:31:29that was fucking me
00:31:30have you got them beans
00:31:31yeah
00:31:32um just be careful with them because they're quite strong
00:31:34okay i feel like that shit i've got something for you right here
00:31:37new album herpes simplex
00:31:38do your deal
00:31:39fiver
00:31:40no i'm all right thank you mate
00:31:41please
00:31:42take one
00:31:43okay
00:31:44have you ever heard an owl cry
00:31:48no i haven't made that
00:31:52thanks boss
00:31:56thank you very much dear
00:31:58oh my god you look so good
00:32:01i'm at work girl
00:32:01yeah totally yeah
00:32:02you like uh cranberry juice
00:32:06yeah
00:32:06isn't it good for period pains
00:32:09what um
00:32:10my sister told me it's good for period pains cranberry juice
00:32:15no
00:32:15that's it it's potassium potassium
00:32:25like a bloody funeral in here isn't it let's smash these and go somewhere else
00:32:28and they're just a place you take that one dookie
00:32:30for you
00:32:31uh sorry oh shit
00:32:39uh i thought there was a moth in that
00:32:42i there was definitely a moth in that one are we gonna go i'll get you another one
00:32:47okay
00:32:48i'll cost friggin one
00:32:49i can't do it
00:32:51i'm gonna get some more from that
00:32:55i'm not doing that
00:32:55are we
00:32:56why let's not
00:32:57because it's illegal for one
00:32:59under whose eyes
00:33:01i love the moth
00:33:02just the cranberry goose then please mate
00:33:21thank you for cranberry goose
00:33:23cranberry goose
00:33:24yes
00:33:29white
00:33:30what
00:33:35um
00:33:36why
00:33:45why
00:33:47Way up way of way up way up!
00:33:50UX GWARD!
00:33:51BEST A FEW
00:33:52BEST A FEW
00:33:54BEST A FEW
00:33:56BEST A SEW
00:33:58Do you want to dance?
00:34:00No. No way.
00:34:01Why not?
00:34:02I just... I don't.
00:34:03Last time I danced I was ten years old at the school disc
00:34:07And I accidentally elbow Natalie Cork in the face.
00:34:09You can't be that bad
00:34:11I am!
00:34:11I look like I'm being beaten up by ghosts
00:34:15Come among the newresso
00:34:16I'll suck when the fuck way's right in the way, bitch.
00:34:18I prefer sex what I mean, sweet.
00:34:20Jimmy D's with a big twist.
00:34:22But really, Jack, who wanna go and shit?
00:34:25Go Oz, hit the bar.
00:34:28Tell the world you're stuck.
00:34:31Oh, shit.
00:34:32What is it?
00:34:34It's my mom.
00:34:35I'm supposed to go around to theirs for this birthday dinner thing tonight.
00:34:39I completely forgot.
00:34:40Well, can't you call her and tell her something came up?
00:34:43I can't.
00:34:46I'm sorry, Lulu.
00:34:59No, wait.
00:35:00I'll come with you.
00:35:02What?
00:35:03Well, you've been drinking, so I can drive us there and bring us back before it's too late.
00:35:08Gets, gets too late.
00:35:11Besides, you wouldn't make me sit here on my own all night, would you?
00:35:34Cool car.
00:35:35Thanks.
00:35:36It's her uncle's.
00:35:41Oh, shit.
00:35:42Shit.
00:35:46Cool uncle.
00:35:47Oh, you brought a friend.
00:35:48Wonderful.
00:35:49Come in, come in.
00:35:50Sorry we're late.
00:35:54mauve
00:36:11Josh.
00:36:12Go, Jack.
00:36:13Woah, Jack.
00:36:15Here we are, we were starting to worry about you.
00:36:43Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
00:36:45No, no, don't you worry, son. We've only been waiting a couple of hours.
00:36:47You're here now, and that's what matters.
00:36:49Amen.
00:36:51What's the t-shirts?
00:36:53They're hilarious, aren't they?
00:36:57That was your sister's idea. She thought they were funny.
00:37:01Father George helped out.
00:37:03Did you know that priests get discounts in...
00:37:07Picky-picks?
00:37:13Sound right.
00:37:14I didn't know that.
00:37:15We've got one for you, son. Beth, go get it.
00:37:17Oh, no, no, no, I'm fine.
00:37:19Oh, come on, it's the party rule.
00:37:21We don't have one for you, Lulu, my friend.
00:37:23No, no, we do, we do, we do.
00:37:25You're one of the first ones that didn't go quite right.
00:37:28Yes.
00:37:29You know, Beth, go get that one too, yeah?
00:37:31Oh, how fun.
00:37:47Happy birthday, son.
00:37:49Thanks.
00:37:51Oh, this, uh...
00:38:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's your Nan's knife.
00:38:09Yeah, she wanted you to have it.
00:38:12She loved you very much, Jim.
00:38:14We all do.
00:38:16Thanks, Dad.
00:38:18Yeah, it's okay to cry.
00:38:20You know?
00:38:21Yeah.
00:38:22It's not a weakness.
00:38:26Just be careful walking around with that thing.
00:38:28Yeah, we don't want the police mistaking you for some crazy knife-wielding maniac, do we, Lulu?
00:38:43So, where did you go to school, Lulu?
00:38:45Um, I was taught at home.
00:38:49Oh, is that right?
00:38:50Mm-hmm.
00:38:51Yeah, Daddy didn't, um, trust schools, so...
00:38:54Oh, well, Jim would have loved that.
00:38:56He hated school.
00:38:57Even at a good Christian school like his, he was forever being picked on and called horrible names like Fatty and Ginger and...
00:39:05Ginger Fatty.
00:39:06I think she gets it.
00:39:07Ooh!
00:39:09Shall we do the song?
00:39:10Yes!
00:39:11No, no, no, not the song.
00:39:12Oh, come on, don't be silly.
00:39:13It's tradition.
00:39:14Someone's a little bit embarrassed.
00:39:15Lulu, do you want to hear it?
00:39:16Yes, please!
00:39:17Actually, I feel a bit, not really, if you can't.
00:39:18No, come on, at your head.
00:39:19No, come on, at your head.
00:39:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:22Oh, come on, don't be silly.
00:39:23It's tradition.
00:39:24Someone's a little bit embarrassed.
00:39:25Lulu, do you want to hear it?
00:39:26Yes, please.
00:39:27Actually, I feel a bit...
00:39:28No, come on, at your head.
00:39:29I know my birthday, boy.
00:39:30Mum Dad...
00:39:33Actually, I feel a bit not finished, babe.
00:39:35No, come on, out your head.
00:39:36Daddy, boy.
00:39:41Dad.
00:39:44It's another Turner's birthday, jump up and down.
00:39:47Let's cowabunga, darling, shake it around.
00:39:50Musical bunks, that's where the party is.
00:39:53Open the badge and that's the Turner kind of feel.
00:39:55Daddy's playing a guitar.
00:39:58Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
00:40:00Beth and Jim go clap, clap, clap.
00:40:03Mommy's on kitchen duties.
00:40:07And over to Nan for the Turner wrap.
00:40:20T-U-R-N-E-R-T-U-R-N-E-R T-U-R-N-E-R
00:40:22T-U-R-N-E-R T-U-R-N-E-R
00:40:27O-R-N-E-R T-U-R-N-E-R
00:40:30Turn to the left and turn to the left.
00:40:31Turn to the left and turn to the right,
00:40:34there's a tunnel there and a tunnel again.
00:40:37Turn to the left and turn to the right,
00:40:39there's a tunnel there and a tunnel ahead.
00:40:42Turn to the left and tower right,
00:40:45the tunnel there,
00:40:48turn Traunas will turn to each other two.
00:40:51Tunes will...
00:40:52Time stops turning...
00:40:58No no no no, keep going.
00:40:59Let's go, let's go.
00:41:01T-U-R-N-E.
00:41:03Fast them up.
00:41:04T-U-R-N.
00:41:05Dad, come on, louder!
00:41:07T-U-N-E.
00:41:09T-U-R-N.
00:41:10T-O-U-A, and T-U-R-N.
00:41:13Left hands!
00:41:16Right hands!
00:41:18Get just swimming!
00:41:20Go fuck it!
00:41:23Right hand baby, let you swim in!
00:41:25Left hands!
00:41:27Yes, yes, baby, tell me what's your face?
00:41:29Work up, yes!
00:41:31Hey, pressure down!
00:41:34Fading in the overstocks!
00:41:36What are you doing?
00:41:37I'm not interested, okay?
00:41:39Why not?
00:41:40Because you're ugly!
00:41:41And dumb!
00:41:43Why don't you fuck off and find someone else?
00:41:46Your big ginger friend can take care of themselves.
00:41:50Brow, brow!
00:41:52I'm not sure my girl's face and I'll do something.
00:41:54I'm not too hungry.
00:41:55It was akhirly, I'd be filmed until I shoot green,
00:41:56All days!
00:41:57Fading in the outw allá!
00:41:58Years!
00:41:59Be sorry on the outside!
00:42:01Super british, traitor great night!
00:42:02Listen to me, Scher tell me polite,
00:42:03about si, Scher tell me let's get kicked to beini!
00:42:05So judge your chlorine.
00:42:06t-u-c-t-u-e-t-u...
00:42:15Is someone in here?
00:42:19No drugs allowed, I'm afraid.
00:42:21Open the door.
00:42:23I'm not doing drugs!
00:42:25Open the fucking door!
00:42:31Hey, honestly I wasn't doing anything.
00:42:35Do I look fucking stupid?
00:42:39No.
00:42:41Hand me the purse.
00:42:45Hand me your fucking purse.
00:42:47Now!
00:42:49Are you sure there's, um,
00:42:51not some other way
00:42:53of sorting this out?
00:42:55No.
00:42:57No.
00:42:59No.
00:43:01No.
00:43:03No.
00:43:05No.
00:43:07No.
00:43:09No.
00:43:11No.
00:43:13No.
00:43:15No.
00:43:17No.
00:43:19No.
00:43:21No.
00:43:23No.
00:43:25No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:29No.
00:43:31No.
00:43:33No.
00:43:35No.
00:43:37No.
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00:43:45No.
00:43:47No.
00:43:49No.
00:43:51No.
00:43:53No.
00:43:55No.
00:43:57No.
00:43:59No.
00:44:01No.
00:44:03No.
00:44:05No.
00:44:07No.
00:44:09No.
00:44:11No.
00:44:13No.
00:44:14No.
00:44:15No.
00:44:16No.
00:44:17No.
00:44:18No.
00:44:19No.
00:44:20No.
00:44:21No.
00:44:22No.
00:44:23No.
00:44:24No.
00:44:25No.
00:44:26No.
00:44:27No.
00:44:28No.
00:44:29No.
00:44:30No.
00:44:31No.
00:44:32No.
00:44:33No.
00:44:34No.
00:44:35No.
00:44:36No.
00:44:37No.
00:44:38No.
00:44:39Good girl there.
00:44:53God, I wanted to be a drummer when I was a kid.
00:44:55I always thought that was the coolest thing to be.
00:44:57You know, everyone wants to be the front man or the guitarist,
00:44:59but I was always...
00:45:06I thought that was going to be really weird, didn't you?
00:45:08I knew you meeting my parents like that and I've just met you,
00:45:10but I thought it was fun.
00:45:12I thought it was really fun.
00:45:14And I think they liked you, you know, I really do.
00:45:16I mean, why wouldn't they look at you? You're perfect.
00:45:18No, I'm not.
00:45:20She says my nose is too big.
00:45:22What? No.
00:45:24No, she does.
00:45:26She says I need to get some work done.
00:45:28Okay, if you change that face, that is an insult to God.
00:45:32I've got to stick to the camera.
00:45:34What's that?
00:45:36Motherfucker!
00:45:38Woo! You're an amazing driver, Lulu.
00:45:40Yes.
00:45:42How long have you been fast?
00:45:44Uh, 110.
00:45:46I am 10.
00:45:48Woo!
00:46:02Boy, you deserve to jump to your mama now.
00:46:07Diving in the sky
00:46:10Boy, you better run to your mama now
00:46:37Boy, you better run to your mama, you better run to your mama, you better run to your mama
00:46:46Hiya
00:46:47Hiya
00:46:48You coming down?
00:46:49Come on
00:46:50Alex, come down
00:46:51Come on
00:46:51I don't care
00:46:52Come on
00:46:53You and me, let's go
00:47:07I've got something to tell you, just come down
00:47:20I don't know
00:47:21No
00:47:22No
00:47:23No
00:47:24Hey, let's go back to ours
00:47:31Er, yeah, I've just got to get Alex
00:47:33No, no, don't get him
00:47:34No, no, no
00:47:35I've got a throw from another hole
00:47:36I've got a really good time
00:47:43Jen
00:47:46Jen
00:47:53I love you man
00:47:54Where are we off?
00:47:55Where are we off?
00:47:56Our place
00:47:57Let's go
00:47:58Oh girl
00:48:05What the fuck are you doing bruv?
00:48:06Bruv?
00:48:07Matt, you fucking ride your bus bruv?
00:48:08What are you sucking off your own face for?
00:48:09Fix up bruv?
00:48:10See if you watch me get out of a bang off your fucking jaw side like floret you fucking dickhead
00:48:11Just fuck off
00:48:12Just fuck off
00:48:13That was a bit nasty, wasn't it?
00:48:14I need some cognitive therapy
00:48:15Jen
00:48:16Jen
00:48:17Jen
00:48:18Jen
00:48:19Jen
00:48:20Jen
00:48:21Jen
00:48:23Jen
00:48:25Jen
00:48:27Jen
00:48:28Jen
00:48:29Jen
00:48:30Jen
00:48:31Get on, dude.
00:48:39Jen!
00:48:40Jen!
00:48:41Jen!
00:48:42Jen!
00:48:43Jen!
00:48:52Thank you so much, girls, for allowing us to come with you.
00:48:54Honestly, thank you.
00:48:55It's very kind of you.
00:48:56This is such a, such a brilliant night.
00:48:58We feel like we've really bonded quite quickly with you guys.
00:49:00Definitely.
00:49:01And you're just nice, really nice.
00:49:02Yeah.
00:49:03I can't feel my face.
00:49:11Can I just say, I'm extremely sorry about when I threw the glass of water over your mid-region.
00:49:17Why'd you do that?
00:49:18It's fine, Alex.
00:49:19Honestly.
00:49:20Because I'm awfully sorry.
00:49:21And I respect you as a person, as a female, as a feminist.
00:49:24Look, Alex, don't worry about it.
00:49:26Deep down, I think I'm quite into you.
00:49:28I could talk to you, you know what I mean?
00:49:30Somebody that's a very approachable person.
00:49:32You know, you're very warm.
00:49:33You're very warm.
00:49:34Thanks, Alex.
00:49:35I love you.
00:49:36I don't love you.
00:49:37Not yet, I don't.
00:49:38I'm...
00:49:39I know.
00:49:40I'm going to back off now.
00:49:41I'm going to stop talking.
00:49:42He's nice.
00:49:43He can just be a bit of a dick sometimes.
00:49:44But his heart's in the right place.
00:49:45Do a beatbox for him.
00:49:47Poopíooohe!
00:49:48Voopoopoof!
00:49:49Look out.
00:49:50Here, wait, here.
00:49:51Aw!
00:49:52Oh!
00:50:02Good countryside!
00:50:04Woo!
00:50:05Bridgeside!
00:50:06It's like we're in the好 unpackances!
00:50:08Go!
00:50:09HoopINDkn3t!
00:50:10It's not good!
00:50:11It's a good holiday!
00:50:13You know the?...
00:50:14Go!
00:50:15Oh-ho!
00:50:15I just never want to stop holding your hand.
00:50:21Don't.
00:50:22Don't.
00:50:23You don't have to.
00:50:24Is that what it is?
00:50:25Yeah, of course.
00:50:26Yeah.
00:50:27I feel like I'm...
00:50:28My jaw's going a bit.
00:50:29I'm out of your side, mate.
00:50:30I'm out of your side, mate.
00:50:31I'm out of my life.
00:50:32God.
00:50:33Don't break me.
00:50:34Fucking hell!
00:50:35There's a joint underneath your friggin' seat.
00:50:37What?
00:50:38He's got a lie.
00:50:39Spark it up, son.
00:50:40I don't know.
00:50:41I don't know.
00:50:42I don't know.
00:50:43I don't know.
00:50:44I don't know.
00:50:45No, no.
00:50:46No, no.
00:50:47No, no.
00:50:47It's just..
00:50:48It's just..
00:50:49Go on.
00:50:50Go on.
00:50:52Go on.
00:50:55Jesus.
00:50:59That was easy.
00:51:00No.
00:51:01Go, go, go.
00:51:02Jesus.
00:51:05Go, go.
00:51:07Go, go, go.
00:51:09Yes, sir.
00:51:11ac zac smartphones
00:51:12No, no.
00:51:13No, no.
00:51:14There in that alley.
00:51:14No, tactics.
00:51:14No, no.
00:51:15Fuckin' back!
00:51:16I'm stuck with myself.
00:51:17My ribs and my spine are torn.
00:51:18Man.
00:51:19Lulu.
00:51:20Take this.
00:51:21Take this.
00:51:22Is everyone all right?
00:51:23Yeah, mate.
00:51:24Unky dory.
00:51:25No thanks for this fuckin' Egypt.
00:51:26Whoa, whoa!
00:51:27You fuckin' nearly killed me, mate.
00:51:28Come on then, Jim.
00:51:29Come on then, mate.
00:51:30You really want this?
00:51:31You really want this, then, mate.
00:51:32Yeah?
00:51:33You really want this, mate.
00:51:34Yeah?
00:51:35You really want this, mate.
00:51:36Yeah?
00:51:37You really want this.
00:51:38You really want this, mate.
00:51:39Yeah?
00:51:40You really want this.
00:51:41You really want this, mate.
00:51:42Yeah?
00:51:43You really want this, mate.
00:51:44Yeah?
00:51:45All right.
00:51:46We're done.
00:51:47All right, get off.
00:51:48We're done.
00:51:49Done.
00:51:50Yes.
00:51:51Say done, then.
00:51:52Done!
00:51:53All right, what rescue service are you with?
00:51:56Why?
00:51:57So they can rescue us!
00:52:00It's stolen.
00:52:02What?
00:52:03You said it was your uncle's?
00:52:05It is.
00:52:06We stole it from our uncle.
00:52:08You stole your uncle's car?
00:52:10He doesn't mind.
00:52:11He doesn't mind.
00:52:12He's...
00:52:13He's in jail.
00:52:14He's a massive pervert.
00:52:15Well, that explains all the shit in the glove compartment.
00:52:20So what are we going to do now?
00:52:26Right, then.
00:52:27Righty, righty, oh.
00:52:30It's very hot.
00:52:31Is it supposed to be hot?
00:52:32Yeah, I think it is, yeah.
00:52:33Engine's normally hot.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:35Do you know about cars?
00:52:36A bit.
00:52:37Yeah, it must be because it's too hot.
00:52:45Sorry.
00:52:46Don't worry about it.
00:52:47This is a stupid t-shirt.
00:52:48You don't have to wear yours either.
00:52:50I like it.
00:52:52What a night, eh?
00:53:07Oh, my God.
00:53:08What?
00:53:09Am I dancing in front of my parents?
00:53:11Oh, God.
00:53:12Kill me now, Lulu, please.
00:53:15I'm sorry.
00:53:16Oh, God.
00:53:17Kill me now, Lulu, please.
00:53:23I'm sorry.
00:53:36Don't you need that?
00:53:37I'm doing an upgrade anyway.
00:53:39No.
00:53:40Sorry.
00:53:41Sorry.
00:53:42I was stupid.
00:53:43I don't know why I did that.
00:53:44I don't normally do stuff like that,
00:53:45especially after major car accidents.
00:53:46No, it wasn't that I didn't...
00:53:47It's just that I...
00:53:48I just...
00:53:49I like you and, um...
00:53:50I thought maybe...
00:53:51Idiot.
00:53:52I like you too.
00:53:53Right then, kids.
00:53:54I reckon I've figured it out.
00:53:55It's fucked.
00:53:56Oh, great.
00:53:57Cheers, Alex.
00:53:58Well, fear not.
00:53:59I have a plan.
00:54:00I've just checked the satin up on me phone and it'll leave.
00:54:02I said, oh, I haven't figured out what you did.
00:54:03You're good.
00:54:04You're good.
00:54:05I didn't know.
00:54:06You're good.
00:54:07You're good.
00:54:08You're good.
00:54:09You're good.
00:54:10You're good.
00:54:11You're good.
00:54:12You're good.
00:54:13I'm good.
00:54:14I'm good.
00:54:15I'm good.
00:54:16You're good.
00:54:17I'm good.
00:54:18I'm good.
00:54:19You're good.
00:54:20You're good.
00:54:21We're good.
00:54:22You're good.
00:54:23appears we're about a mile away from my dad's place so i suggest we have a walk there borrow
00:54:27his car drive to these girls ass the rest is tbc to be honest with you but i'm predicting a
00:54:32riot who's with me it's ridiculous man this is the one
00:54:47you're gonna love him he's hilarious you watch
00:54:53shut up shut up shut up how up dad hey erics hello sunshine
00:55:07yeah cheers thank you see ya see ya bye
00:55:12clean up my cleaner she's just been cleaning up hey come on what are you doing standing outside you
00:55:25come inside come on i mean i call her a cleaner you know she is a cleaner she's just actually
00:55:32she's not very good we should probably fire her actually um so it's it's a little bit messy
00:55:39but um oh that's a bit embarrassing
00:55:45well you know you can't live with them you can't make a photo of one of them
00:55:52your friends you know jim didn't you yeah yeah yeah ginger fatty jaffa cake thief
00:55:57he used to come around and he was a kid and he had all the jaffa cakes and then very big but now
00:56:02he's not had one it was once no it was a packet it was it was like a triple packet of jaffa cake
00:56:08i was really hungry he was very sick these two boys uh lulu kitty
00:56:13lovely names lovely names
00:56:18it's not strippers names isn't it i mean you'd be my strippers i mean
00:56:23no
00:56:24it's a shame it could be thanks
00:56:29sit down with me come on sit down hey hey um how's your mum yeah she's dead good todd aren't you
00:56:36yeah yeah dead good hanging in she fine good good you give her my love you give her my love yeah
00:56:45actually that's not right you should ask she she should give me her love you know she should give me
00:56:51her love excuse me can we um use your toilet absolutely number one's the number twos
00:56:58you of course you go and take a shit take away whatever you want to do thank you might need a flush
00:57:03follow your nose
00:57:11so hey come on you jimmy jimmy jimmy jimson jimmy yourself down here you little jimmy
00:57:22what are you doing what i'm doing exactly what you said and pretending
00:57:26look come on you want me sister you can tell me what's wrong
00:57:33well i just i was thinking maybe we could let them go
00:57:39well jim just seems nice you know he's different from the others and we're still
00:57:42time to find another one okay
00:57:46is that it is that all
00:57:48i'm a silly sausage aren't you
00:57:55you are doing it tonight do you understand good to see you what's happening what are you up to
00:58:05you can i go back to their house just on a bit of a shindig okay all right i i i need to change my
00:58:11shirt and maybe no we just need your car dad if that's all right just borrow your car
00:58:18yep that's fine yep gents chaps you're having a lovely night i'm
00:58:23fucking sober yeah i'm really sober is this somewhere local we can get a drink dad do you
00:58:28know yeah you walk down the road here there's gonna be a late night garage or great wicked and you
00:58:33can get all right then get booze and go on out no all right then mate see you later dad cheers
00:58:37did you need anything hey i'm good see you in a bit then just like
00:58:41get me a packet of java cakes maybe hey jim jaffa jim
00:58:45there's been a breakthrough in the mystery surrounding the disappearance of 33 year old
00:59:03stephen barter the following cctv footage has just been released police now have eyewitnesses
00:59:10that claim to have seen stephen leaving a bar with two women we've enhanced the image here so
00:59:18you can get a better picture of a suspect that newspapers have dubbed the man-eaters
00:59:25if you know or have seen these two before please don't hesitate to call but do not
00:59:30approach them they're considered armed and extremely dangerous
00:59:40the man-eaters
00:59:49i like it
00:59:59lulu
01:00:04lulu help me
01:00:10come on
01:00:23oh god god what are we gonna do we're on over the news we've got to hand ourselves in we're
01:00:27fucking handing ourselves in we've nearly done this okay trust me you do want to see him again don't you
01:00:33god he's not coming back kitty this is crazy it's not going to work it will work will you
01:00:37fucking trust me i'm sorry i'm sorry okay i'm sorry i love you so much i don't want you to leave me again
01:00:46i'm not letting you in here my boy right don't fucking move because i'm gonna call the police
01:01:01it's got to find my phone
01:01:14what the fuck's all that snacks and stuff i went to a fuck party not a picnic jim well i panicked okay
01:01:21let's get the knife
01:01:29no we can't kill him we're gonna be back any minute
01:01:31the chloroform though
01:01:32no
01:01:32no
01:01:32no
01:01:33no
01:01:34no
01:01:34fucker
01:01:35get him up
01:01:49get him up get him up get him up come on get him up get him up
01:02:12bombay mix
01:02:19yeah
01:02:33yeah he just sort of passed out
01:02:36oh yeah sorry he does that
01:02:38well then why are you sure wait till he wakes up or something no you lot just go ahead and i'll see
01:02:43you in a sec maybe you should stay here with him i mean he's your dad i know he'll be fine he just
01:02:47he just needs to sleep it off that's all honestly okay
01:03:14i love you dad
01:03:17i love you
01:03:27you all right yeah
01:03:33shit all right it's past midnight you're 30.
01:03:40wait what time are you born
01:03:42at 4am i think what so we still got fucking time then mate i told you don't break me promises
01:03:56the
01:03:58people
01:03:58a club bouncer has been found murdered in a ladies toilet in east london
01:04:02police have released a statement saying they do believe this latest incident is connected to the so
01:04:08called man-eaters. Those two women already hunted by police were seen
01:04:13hurriedly leaving the club with two men. Those men may have been under the
01:04:17influence of a significant amount of drugs. Police have assured the public
01:04:21they are extremely close to catching these women.
01:04:25Take the next left.
01:04:38I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:05:08Do you, um, do you want to go up to my room?
01:05:14Yep.
01:05:32Jim, I've got something to tell you.
01:05:35Whoa.
01:05:36Okay.
01:05:37It's about me.
01:05:38I don't see you gonna like it.
01:05:53Turn around.
01:05:58Take your clothes off.
01:06:02Yep.
01:06:03All I needed was the love you gave.
01:06:09All I needed for another day.
01:06:13And all I ever used.
01:06:16Um, Kitty, I really like you. And I just, I know I talk a lot of, I talk a lot of bullshit, but I just never, I've never met anybody like you before and I just, I just think you're really...
01:06:33Sorry.
01:06:39Just tell me, I promise I won't laugh.
01:06:41Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure you won't.
01:06:43Oh my God, you're a man, aren't you?
01:06:45No!
01:06:46What?
01:06:47I knew there was something.
01:06:48No, Jim, I'm not...
01:06:49It's the hands, you've got the big hands.
01:06:50Well, you just listened to me.
01:06:51I knew this was too good to be true.
01:06:52He and Kitty killed four men.
01:06:55Ha, ha, ha.
01:06:56I'm so sorry, Jim.
01:07:18Wait, you were going to...
01:07:19Look, the Virgin is supposed to be the final sacrifice.
01:07:22How did you know I'm...
01:07:23It's amazing what you can find online.
01:07:24No, wait, hold on.
01:07:29The first girl I really like is a serial killer.
01:07:34It's not that bad. Kitty did most of the killings. I just helped her.
01:07:39Oh, well, let's get married then!
01:07:54Oh, well, I'm sorry about that. I didn't want to make me a piece of wood, did I?
01:08:11What the fuck are you doing? Eh? What the fuck are you doing?
01:08:28What are you doing? What's all that about?
01:08:31Are you fucking...
01:08:32Why is my gym on the fucking wall, for starters?
01:08:37I swear to God, you're coming in closer, I'm going to do you in.
01:08:39I will. I'm coming in closer, I fucking will.
01:08:41I promise you, Lord.
01:08:42Fuck off!
01:08:43Fuck off!
01:08:43Fucking hell, you fucking hell, you fucking hell, you fucking hell!
01:09:10Fucking bitch!
01:09:31Fucking hell, you fucking hell, you fucking hell!
01:10:01I don't want to fucking do!
01:10:04Well, come the fuck on them, man! I ain't playing no more!
01:10:07Come on, then!
01:10:09Come on, then. Come on, then.
01:10:10Come on.
01:10:11Come on, then!
01:10:13Come through, then! Come on!
01:10:15Come through, then! Come through!
01:10:16Fuck!
01:10:17Fuck!
01:10:25Fuck!
01:10:26So, wait, your uncle's car, was that real?
01:10:55Oh, Jesus!
01:10:58Was anything true?
01:11:01One thing.
01:11:04Look, she's gone completely insane.
01:11:06I don't even know who she is anymore.
01:11:07She thinks all of this is going to bring him back.
01:11:09Who?
01:11:11I'm not being...
01:11:12Look, I'm not so fucking looking at that.
01:11:16Oh, fuck!
01:11:23I can't.
01:11:24Look, I'll put all my Fleisch up!
01:11:32Oh, fucking stay where you are, love.
01:11:38Please don't fucking help now.
01:11:44Stay where the fuck you are!
01:11:47Fucking idiot, mate! You're a fucking hippie!
01:11:50I fucking told you!
01:11:52I'm a fucking bloke!
01:11:54I'm a fucking man!
01:12:00Stay the fuck down!
01:12:03Get up them bit I fucking dare you!
01:12:05Get the fuck off my dare you!
01:12:07Come on, lad!
01:12:08Money!
01:12:09Come the fuck on, lad!
01:12:10Come on, lad!
01:12:11Money!
01:12:12Come on!
01:12:13Come on!
01:12:14Come on!
01:12:25Fucking hell!
01:12:27Fucking hell!
01:12:28Fucking just let me have a fucking minute!
01:12:35Fucking hell!
01:12:36Please!
01:12:37Please!
01:12:38Please!
01:12:39Please!
01:12:42Fuck!
01:12:43Fuck!
01:12:44Fuck!
01:12:45Fuck!
01:12:46What?
01:12:47Fuck!
01:12:56Fuck!
01:12:57Please leave me the fuck alone. I'm sorry.
01:13:27I'm sorry.
01:13:57Well, I wasn't expecting that.
01:14:27There's no time to explain to you. You have to get out of here, please.
01:14:34What about Alex?
01:14:36No, it's too late. Please, Jim, you've got to run.
01:14:40Go, run.
01:14:49I can't keep running away, you know.
01:14:52I've been running away from things my whole life.
01:14:57Daddy's waiting. Come on.
01:15:27No...
01:15:28I can't...
01:15:29I can't...
01:15:30I can't...
01:15:31I can't...
01:15:32No!
01:15:33I don't know what to do.
01:16:03Shush, little boy.
01:16:33No!
01:16:38No!
01:16:39No!
01:16:40No!
01:16:45No!
01:16:47No!
01:17:03No!
01:17:13No!
01:17:18No!
01:17:19No!
01:17:20No!
01:17:21No!
01:17:24No!
01:17:25No!
01:17:26No!
01:17:27No!
01:17:28No!
01:17:29No!
01:17:30No!
01:17:31No!
01:17:32No!
01:17:33No!
01:17:34No!
01:17:35No!
01:17:36No!
01:17:37No!
01:17:38No!
01:17:39No!
01:17:40No!
01:17:41No!
01:17:42No!
01:17:44No!
01:17:45No!
01:17:46No!
01:17:47No!
01:17:48No!
01:17:49I guess Kea. Don, Adam, you a don't call is Kea. Don, Adam, you a. Don, Adam
01:17:56Is Kea, Don, Adam
01:18:02I guess Kea, Don, Adam, he a call
01:18:10I
01:18:12Don't call Agus Kian Don Anam!
01:18:14Cue in don't call Agus Kian Don Anam!
01:18:17Cue in don't call Agus Kian Don Anam!
01:18:42Cue in don't call Agus Kian Don Anam!
01:18:48Gia Ereo..
01:18:51P submerged determinates ему IPAVs
01:18:57Beingża gång diploma pública
01:19:04Ereo..
01:19:07Des curriculings..
01:19:11Daddy!
01:19:19Daddy!
01:19:25Daddy!
01:19:30I knew it would work.
01:19:36I did everything he taught me.
01:19:38Now all we have to do is bleed the Virgin.
01:19:42And we can be a family again, right?
01:19:45Can't we?
01:19:48Right?
01:20:05No!
01:20:07Shut up!
01:20:09Shut the fuck up!
01:20:12Come on, Daddy!
01:20:17Shut up!
01:20:18Shut up!
01:20:19Stop it!
01:20:20Please!
01:20:21I am so sick of you!
01:20:34You motherfucker!
01:20:35Jim!
01:20:36I'm here for you, mate!
01:20:37What is it?
01:20:38Fucking idiot!
01:20:39Come on, Jim!
01:20:40Fuck off!
01:20:41Jim!
01:20:42I'm here for you, mate!
01:20:45What is it?
01:20:47Fucking idiot!
01:20:51Come on, Jim!
01:20:52Shut up!
01:20:53Shut up!
01:20:54You fucking ugly bitch!
01:20:58Get him, Daddy!
01:21:06Fuck you, Daddy!
01:21:08Daddy!
01:21:22Daddy!
01:21:27Daddy!
01:21:29Daddy!
01:21:30Daddy!
01:21:31No!
01:21:32Daddy!
01:21:33Daddy!
01:21:34Daddy!
01:21:35No!
01:21:36Daddy!
01:21:37Daddy!
01:21:38Daddy!
01:21:39Oh, oh.
01:21:41Oh.
01:21:42Oh.
01:21:57Get him!
01:21:58Come on!
01:22:01Come on!
01:22:03No!
01:22:07You ginger fucker!
01:22:14Pitchy!
01:22:37Pitchy!
01:23:07Oh!
01:23:09Oh!
01:23:10Oh!
01:23:11Oh!
01:23:12Oh!
01:23:13Oh!
01:23:14Oh!
01:23:15Oh!
01:23:16Oh!
01:23:17Oh!
01:23:18Oh!
01:23:19Oh!
01:23:20Oh!
01:23:21Oh!
01:23:22Oh!
01:23:23Oh!
01:23:24Oh!
01:23:25Oh!
01:23:26Oh!
01:23:27Jim, I'm all missing a tooth here, mate.
01:23:29Oh, you look fine.
01:23:30Okay.
01:23:31Oh!
01:23:32Oh!
01:23:33Oh!
01:23:34Oh!
01:23:35Oh!
01:23:36Oh!
01:23:42You should probably run.
01:23:56I'm so sorry we tried to kill you, Jim.
01:24:02I'm sorry I kicked your dad's head off.
01:24:06I'll never forget you.
01:24:13I don't think I'll forget you either.
01:24:16Not without a few years of therapy anyway.
01:24:25Bye, Jim.
01:24:26Bye, Lily.
01:24:27Bye, Lily.
01:24:28Bye, Lily.
01:24:29Bye, Lily.
01:24:39No more.
01:24:40No more.
01:24:41No more.
01:24:42No more.
01:24:43No more.
01:24:44No more.
01:24:45Yeah.
01:24:46I'm sorry.
01:24:47Bye.
01:24:48Oh!
01:24:49Oh!
01:24:50Police!
01:24:51Keep your hands in the air!
01:24:52Hands where we can see them!
01:24:53Keep your hands in the air!
01:24:54Look towards us!
01:24:55Keep coming towards me!
01:24:58Stand still!
01:24:59Put your fingers on top of your head.
01:25:01Do it now!
01:25:04Kneel down!
01:25:06So what's it like kissing a psychopath?
01:25:10She's not a psychopath.
01:25:14Did you get her number?
01:25:17She is going to prison, Alex.
01:25:19Probably for life.
01:25:21Yeah!
01:25:22Yeah, well...
01:25:23Yeah, cheers!
01:25:26Happy birthday, brother!
01:25:28Cheers!
01:25:34I guess I didn't keep my promise.
01:25:37There's no rush.
01:25:51I'm drunk.
01:25:52I'm drunk.
01:25:53I'm drunk.
01:25:54And you're probably on pills.
01:26:06I don't know.
01:26:07I know you have...
01:26:08I don't know.
01:26:09I don't know.
01:26:10It's...
01:26:11I don't know you're not...
01:26:12It's...
01:26:13We're still out here.
01:26:14I know you're dead.
01:26:16I don't know you're dead.
01:26:17I know you're dead.
01:26:18It's rough.
01:26:19I'm sorry.
01:26:20I was sad.
01:26:21I'm not...
01:26:22Disappears my point of entry
01:26:27It's the same way that I'll be
01:26:32Can you see in the dark
01:26:36Can you see the look in your face
01:26:40The flashing white light's been turned off
01:26:44You don't know who's in your bed
01:26:48It takes more than fucking someone you don't know
01:26:55Keep on doing that for a house beat
01:27:01You'll find your love in a home
01:27:05Cause you won't find love in a
01:27:09Won't find love in a home
01:27:11It takes more than fucking someone
01:27:17To keep yourself warm
01:27:20You won't find love in a
01:27:25Won't find love in a home
01:27:28It takes more than fucking someone
01:27:34To keep yourself free in the dark
01:27:39Can you see the look in your face
01:27:43The flashing white light's been turned off
01:27:47You don't know who's in your bed
01:27:51It takes more than fucking someone you don't know
01:27:58You don't know who's in your bed
01:27:59You don't know who's in your bed
01:28:01You don't know who's in your bed
01:28:04I don't know who's in your bed
01:28:05You don't know who's in your bed
01:28:10You don't know who's in your bed
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