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Three space women land on Earth in search of sexual energy to fuel their spaceship and get back home. They befriend a lonely farmboy who helps them on their plight, all while evading their mortal enemies, the Scrotes.
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00:00:00But, Mom, you promised.
00:00:08I know I did, Charlie, but I'm sorry.
00:00:10I've got to go to work.
00:00:11Oh, where?
00:00:30I'll have Grandpa tell you a bedtime story, okay?
00:00:34Okay.
00:00:36Come on.
00:00:37Grandpa's good at telling stories.
00:00:39You brush them tooths?
00:00:41Yes, Mama.
00:00:42Wash them pits?
00:00:44Yes, Mama.
00:00:45Trim that beard?
00:00:46Get out of here with that.
00:00:49Now you be a good boy for Grandpa.
00:00:51Go to sleep, and I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
00:00:54After my bedtime story.
00:00:56Yes, after your story.
00:00:57Love you.
00:01:01Love you.
00:01:05What the fuck was that for?
00:01:15Because I need you to listen for a minute, Dad.
00:01:17I got called in.
00:01:18I need you to watch Charlie.
00:01:21Listen, he's already in bed.
00:01:23He brushed his teeth, but I promised him a bedtime story,
00:01:26so I need you to do that for me.
00:01:28A bedtime story?
00:01:29Are you fucking kidding me?
00:01:30No, I'm not.
00:01:31A bedtime story.
00:01:33You're raising that kid to be a pussy, you know.
00:01:35What do you want me to do next?
00:01:36Make him a baba, powder his ass, say a goo-goo-ga-ga,
00:01:39and all that shit?
00:01:43The kid needs a fucking job.
00:01:45Listen, Dad.
00:01:46Don't do it for me.
00:01:47Do it for Charlie.
00:01:48You're old.
00:01:50Impart some wisdom on him.
00:01:51Tell him what it was like when Moses was around.
00:01:53I don't care.
00:01:53Just get it done.
00:01:55Please.
00:02:04Look, Dad.
00:02:05Can you just not fuck this up, okay?
00:02:08I'm serious.
00:02:09Okay, kiddo.
00:02:27Mom says I gotta tell you a bedtime story.
00:02:31Are you ready for this shit?
00:02:33Yeah, Grandpa.
00:02:34Tell me a good one.
00:02:43Well, I can tell you there ain't nothing good in this pile.
00:02:45Nothing but a bunch of pussy-fied horse shit.
00:02:50How about I tell you an adult fairy tale?
00:02:54An adult fairy tale?
00:02:55Well, yeah.
00:02:57I mean, if you think that's something you're up for.
00:03:01You don't want me to read you one of those pussy little baby stories, do you?
00:03:05No.
00:03:06Well, okay, then.
00:03:08This story starts with a guy named Charlie.
00:03:11Hey, that's my name.
00:03:13Yep, mine too.
00:03:15Now, your name's Grandpa.
00:03:17Well, I'm Grandpa to you.
00:03:19To other folks, I'm Charlie.
00:03:20And this Charlie, he was about to have the most amazing night of his life.
00:03:26A night kind of like this one.
00:03:29But this story starts in outer space.
00:03:50This story starts when it's not necessarily Mu運zing.
00:03:56We're actually anywhere on stage.
00:04:00We're getting married to the Doctor.
00:04:03We're getting married to the Doctor.
00:04:03We're getting married to you.
00:04:05Lisa, meet him, and then.
00:04:07We're getting married to you.
00:04:09That's the coffee truck needs to be married to you.
00:04:10We're getting married to you.
00:04:14And I'm Kenland.
00:04:16You're getting married to you.
00:04:18We're getting married to you.
00:04:19There's a time when the stars in the sky will roam free
00:04:25As we stand on the edge of the distance between you and me
00:04:33And we had from the start all the strength from our heart to believe
00:04:41Unless suddenly every single dream will come true
00:04:49Now that I know I won't feel any other way
00:04:57A wicked fire burning deep inside us
00:05:02The light will show us the way
00:05:06Every day
00:05:12Two hearts on fire as the flames grow higher
00:05:17Turning the night into day
00:05:21From far away
00:05:26Two hearts on fire as the flames grow higher
00:05:33Turning the night into day
00:05:39Two hearts on fire as the flames grow as the flames grow as the flames grow
00:05:41So far away
00:05:47Computer!
00:05:49Oh, hey babes! Sorry about the rude awakening
00:05:53But it seems our force field has been compromised
00:05:55And we got a bag right on our tail
00:05:57I'm gonna go ahead and suggest we take evasive action
00:06:01Monitor's up!
00:06:03Come on space babes!
00:06:05We're up against this time
00:06:08Alright! Dinner time!
00:06:10Three BLTs!
00:06:12Puts! Legs! And titties!
00:06:15That's another scrote!
00:06:17Well that really puts a wrinkle in our plans
00:06:19Gloss up babes
00:06:20It's time to play ball
00:06:22Prepare for death space babes! There is no chance to escape!
00:06:44A space babe is always prepared
00:06:46But death isn't on the agenda today yambag
00:06:48At least, not for us
00:06:50Hey babes, I don't want to sound testy
00:06:52But I think we might be dealing with a bigger load than we can handle this time
00:06:54We got a second scrote about to join the party
00:06:56And he's coming in hard and fast
00:06:58They always do seem to come in pairs
00:07:00They always do seem to come in pairs
00:07:06Let the doors stand by
00:07:08I'm in minutes
00:07:10Fire
00:07:12Regina! On it!
00:07:16Regina! On it!
00:07:20Computer! Can you stabilize?
00:07:22No babes! They've got us pretty good
00:07:24Frankly, I'm all out of ideas
00:07:26Typical! Here goes nothing!
00:07:34Engage talking power!
00:07:36The right on our tail!
00:07:38Hope they enjoy the view
00:07:40The right on our tail!
00:07:42Hope they enjoy the view
00:07:44Weapons aren't stacked, mate!
00:07:46Mind!
00:07:48Computer! We've got us opening!
00:07:50Energy lab is all depleted and our weapons are recharging
00:07:52It's been nice knowing you space babes
00:07:54It's no or never babes
00:07:56Hold on to your hooters babes
00:07:58Things might get a little silly
00:08:00Weapons recharging
00:08:10Fire in three
00:08:12Two
00:08:14Weapons recharging
00:08:18Fire in three
00:08:20Weapons recharging!
00:08:27Fire in three, two...
00:08:40Strabs!
00:08:41Strabs!
00:08:43Strabs!
00:08:50The male of our species never did amount to much.
00:08:59The start of their existence is shrouded in mystery,
00:09:02but it is important to our future to understand the way they were,
00:09:06and the way they were finally disposed of.
00:09:13For as long as time has been recorded,
00:09:16they have been regarded as unsavory, unruly, and uncivilized.
00:09:22This was due to what was later dubbed
00:09:25the greatest mistake of our maker.
00:09:29They had the numbers,
00:09:31but we had the brains.
00:09:33The more their agenda became clear,
00:09:35the easier it became to manipulate them.
00:09:38It wasn't until the year 3000 that their true desires were firmly exploited,
00:09:43and their reign of terror was put to an end by a group of brave babes.
00:09:48These babes lured them into a large craft with the promise of a free trip
00:09:52to a newly discovered planet filled with sandwiches
00:09:56as far as the eye could see.
00:09:59But unfortunately, due to a mathematical error,
00:10:04they didn't make it.
00:10:10But perhaps even more unfortunate,
00:10:12some did survive.
00:10:16Now having gone many years without a sandwich,
00:10:19and more importantly without the influence of babes,
00:10:22the few remaining survivors rapidly devolved into their true forms.
00:10:28The forms in which we know them to be today.
00:10:32They must be avoided at all costs.
00:10:35They are unable to be reasoned with,
00:10:38and will stop at nothing to get what they want.
00:10:45And that is exactly why we can't chance at Vanessa.
00:10:49Look, I'm not exactly excited about it either.
00:10:51But what else are we supposed to do?
00:10:53We don't have enough energy to make it anywhere else.
00:10:56Computer, bring the monitor back up.
00:10:58Sure thing.
00:11:00Wow, it sure looks inviting.
00:11:02Inviting or not, there is no way we are going down there.
00:11:06So what, you just want to stay put until we run out of energy completely?
00:11:09Pushing that button blasted us so far out into the backwoods of the universe
00:11:12that we have no choice but to go down there.
00:11:14Then you shouldn't have pushed the button.
00:11:15It's pretty clear about not wanting to be pushed.
00:11:17And what, let those beanbags blast us to smithereens?
00:11:20At least we're light years away from them now.
00:11:22Sometimes you have to put yourself into a little bit of danger to escape an immediate threat.
00:11:26Look, I know that neither of you remember the scrotes the days before the sandwiching.
00:11:31But trust me, you don't want to.
00:11:34That film pales in comparison to how bad they really were.
00:11:39And there is no reason to believe that the men on this planet won't be just as bad.
00:11:44Or worse.
00:11:46Come on, Regina. They can't all be that bad.
00:11:48Oh yes! Yes they can be!
00:11:50Computer, you're sure we can refuel on this rock?
00:11:53According to the limited information I have in my database,
00:11:56the creatures that inhabit it do seem to occasionally broadcast an energy source
00:11:59that shows a strong possibility of working as a direct alternate to our host energy source.
00:12:04Unfortunately, I am unable to pinpoint exactly what it is or when it is broadcast,
00:12:08but your communicators have been reprogrammed with the ability to track it and harvest it
00:12:12once you are on its surface.
00:12:14Well then it's settled.
00:12:15Computer, please dress us in current Earth fashions and bring us down.
00:12:19Nice and easy.
00:12:44All right, come on. Frankie, everybody, get in here.
00:12:49Time to eat.
00:12:51Where did you come from?
00:12:53Go get with your friends.
00:12:58You gotta grow nice and strong.
00:13:00Everybody eat.
00:13:14Oh yeah.
00:13:36Say hello to daddy, sugar tits.
00:13:44Come on.
00:13:46What's that girl?
00:13:48You want me to do what?
00:13:54Here?
00:13:57Okay.
00:13:58You're the boss.
00:14:06Holy shit!
00:14:08What the hell was that?
00:14:11Something like that, right?
00:14:14Here we go.
00:14:17And just keep going.
00:14:41What happened?
00:14:42Come on, babe. Dial up your communicators to scanning mode.
00:14:54The sooner we can find this energy source, the sooner we can get back home.
00:14:58Holy asteroids. Space women. Three of them.
00:15:05Man, oh man, oh man. The things I can do with three space women.
00:15:11You penthouse.
00:15:41One of them.
00:15:48One of them.
00:15:53One of them.
00:15:58She's a woman, I'm a woman
00:16:16She's long and lean
00:16:18Gives me so much love
00:16:20And now she's causing a scene
00:16:21She's a woman, I'm a woman
00:16:24I'm a lady, so I've got me living
00:16:26Wait a second, I think I'm picking something up
00:16:37Yeah, me too
00:16:39Me three
00:16:40Follow me, babes
00:16:41Thank you, Jesus
00:16:43Thank you, Space Jesus
00:16:46There it is
00:16:51Shit, oh shit
00:16:53Stay
00:16:54Don't shoot
00:16:56Don't you shoot, mister
00:16:58Hang on, babes
00:17:00I don't think that's a weapon
00:17:02Hey, watch it
00:17:04No, definitely not a gun
00:17:06But definitely the source of the energy we've been looking for
00:17:08Then harvest it on it
00:17:09Switching over to extraction mode
00:17:11Extraction mode?
00:17:12Touch it, touch it first
00:17:13What?
00:17:15Absolutely not
00:17:16Why not?
00:17:17Because we don't even know what it is
00:17:18It could be dangerous
00:17:20Use protection
00:17:21I've got a rubber in my wallet
00:17:22I don't need any protection
00:17:24I'm not afraid of this thing
00:17:25Greetings, Earth Creature
00:17:28My name is Cariola
00:17:30Oh, man
00:17:36He died?
00:17:40No, he just fainted
00:17:42What did you do to him?
00:17:44Well, Charlie
00:17:45He fainted
00:17:46Because what Cariola did to him
00:17:47Made him feel something
00:17:49That he'd never felt before
00:17:50I know you don't think much of girls right now
00:17:55But
00:17:55Heck, no I don't
00:17:56Girls are gross
00:17:57Well, I guarantee you
00:17:59Years to come
00:18:00Your opinion's gonna change
00:18:02Yeah
00:18:04Well, we can wrap it up right now if you want
00:18:06You know, he died
00:18:07The end
00:18:08Go to fuck to sleep
00:18:09Is that what you want?
00:18:12No, it's fine
00:18:13I want to know what happens next
00:18:15Well, okay then
00:18:16He fainted
00:18:17And, you know, the babes didn't know what to do about it
00:18:20So they moved him over to a nice soft pile of hay
00:18:22And tried to figure out what to do next
00:18:25Is it okay?
00:18:29I don't know
00:18:30But the energy source we were detecting is nowhere to be found now
00:18:34Why did you touch it?
00:18:35Because you told me to
00:18:36I did not
00:18:37Okay, scan complete, uploading now
00:18:40Whatever it was, we'll know soon enough
00:18:42Hang on, babes
00:18:44I think it's waking up
00:18:46All right, Earthling
00:18:52Where did you hide it?
00:18:53I... what?
00:18:55The energy source you were broadcasting
00:18:57Broadcasting?
00:18:59Yeah, broadcasting
00:19:00Your antenna was out
00:19:02And we picked up your signal loud and clear
00:19:03Antenna?
00:19:06Her cells are on sync
00:19:07Computer, can we get those scan results, please?
00:19:10Sure thing, space babes
00:19:11Hang on
00:19:11Scan results?
00:19:13What did you do to me?
00:19:14This is a hard one, babes
00:19:16Unlike anything in my database
00:19:17Come on, stop beating around the bush
00:19:19Just tell us what we're dealing with here
00:19:20The appendage of the Earthling does seem to be the carrier of the alternate energy source you are after
00:19:25Well, duh
00:19:26But the signal's gone limp
00:19:27How do we get it back up?
00:19:29Wait, hang on a second
00:19:30Touch it!
00:19:31Touch it again!
00:19:31My Zobragina
00:19:32Actually, that's exactly what I was going to suggest
00:19:35You can't be serious
00:19:36What is this thing?
00:19:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:19:40Hang on a cotton-picking minute
00:19:43That thing
00:19:45Is my dick
00:19:46And you can't just go around grabbing them like that
00:19:49And even if you could
00:19:51Once you grabbed it as many times as you did
00:19:54Well
00:19:54You gotta give it a minute before you can grab it again
00:19:57It's sensitive
00:20:00Explains the tears
00:20:04Oh, man
00:20:07Hang on a minute
00:20:09I don't know where y'all are from, but
00:20:11We're not from here
00:20:13Well, I am
00:20:14This here is my parents' barn
00:20:16My name's Charlie
00:20:18Greetings, Charlie
00:20:21I am Vanessa
00:20:22Greetings, Charlie
00:20:25I'm Regina
00:20:26That sure is an interesting way of saying hello y'all got
00:20:37Down here most people just shake hands, but
00:20:40Now, listen
00:20:43I can hardly make no damn sense of any of this, but
00:20:47I think I can help y'all out if you'll let me
00:20:49Of course, Charlie
00:20:50The energy that your doohickey picked up from my dick
00:20:55That can make y'all ship run and get you back home, you say, right?
00:20:59Yes
00:21:00Okay
00:21:00I think this energy is what we down here call
00:21:05Sexual energy
00:21:07Sexual arousal
00:21:09But only when his antenna was out
00:21:11Yeah, once your antenna was retracted, the energy source was gone
00:21:14That's because that antenna is also my dick
00:21:18That's what it does when it's in its aroused state
00:21:23It kind of sticks out like that
00:21:24Some fellas call it a boner
00:21:26A boner?
00:21:27Yeah, a boner
00:21:29And you're all like this?
00:21:31All of them been on this planet?
00:21:34Well, yeah
00:21:35Basically, I guess
00:21:37But
00:21:38Hell
00:21:38I think most everybody's gonna be turned on by you three
00:21:41And we all got wieners
00:21:44Wieners?
00:21:46Yeah
00:21:47Dicks
00:21:48Cocks
00:21:49Rods
00:21:50Wieners
00:21:51Then you must take us where we may find more of these at once
00:21:54No matter how hard or long
00:21:56Or short
00:21:56Or mediocre the journey
00:21:58Listen, I got just the place for y'all
00:22:01You babes stick with me, you'll be home in no time
00:22:04Well, then it's settled
00:22:05Charlie
00:22:06We are the space babes from outer space
00:22:09We are not from here
00:22:10Our visit to your planet was an unfortunate error on our part while fleeing a most dire situation
00:22:15We are here merely out of circumstance
00:22:18We wish your planet no inconvenience
00:22:20We are not here with any ill intentions
00:22:23No
00:22:24We are here for your boners
00:22:27Your dicks, your cocks, your rods
00:22:30Now, Charlie, please
00:22:32Take us to your wieners
00:22:34Oh, yeah
00:22:39This is the end tonight, man
00:22:43Let's go
00:22:44Young eyes
00:22:53We're all feeling wild and free
00:22:56Yeah
00:22:58Band is playing
00:23:01Everybody's moving their d
00:23:03We're gonna twist it to the left
00:23:08Bend it to the right
00:23:10Back it up and free
00:23:12Ladies
00:23:12Welcome to the strip club
00:23:15A.K.A. your fueling station
00:23:17If you can't find sexual energy in here
00:23:20You ain't looking
00:23:22Look
00:23:23Rules are rules
00:23:25The shit you two were doing up there
00:23:27Was breaking rules
00:23:29I didn't even know I had
00:23:30How the fuck did you get your foot all the way up?
00:23:34And was your elbow actually inside?
00:23:36Well, come on, Jeremy
00:23:39It's Saturday night
00:23:41You need all the talent
00:23:43You can get in here right now
00:23:45Yeah, come on
00:23:46We were just having fun
00:23:47And where in the hell
00:23:49Did you get so many kumquats this time of year?
00:23:53Look
00:23:53You ain't gonna find two other girls tonight
00:23:56You know that
00:23:57We ain't going nowhere
00:23:58Oh, yeah?
00:24:00You two
00:24:01You're hired
00:24:02If you young ladies would please go see Danielle in the dressing room
00:24:06Nice
00:24:07You two
00:24:08You're fired
00:24:09Get the fuck out of my bar
00:24:11You could at least call us a cab
00:24:15Your legs look fine from here, baby
00:24:17Beat it
00:24:18Will you take a chance
00:24:24With me
00:24:26Yeah
00:24:28What are you doing?
00:24:39I'm trying to pick up the sun
00:24:41We have a computer for that
00:24:45Computer
00:24:46Computer
00:24:48You're gonna be a space babe for that to work
00:24:52Oh, oh, oh, yeah
00:24:53Computer
00:24:55Computer
00:24:55Can you tell me where the space babes are?
00:25:00But Cariola
00:25:01You're a space babe
00:25:03Tell her you forgot your panties when you left
00:25:09I forgot my panties
00:25:15And then, um, I had to go poopy
00:25:17Okay then
00:25:19The space babes are located at Not Move Strip Club in Bloomington, Indiana
00:25:23To the snrip club
00:25:30To the snrip club
00:25:30He's right behind me, isn't he?
00:25:37He sure is
00:25:39You scrubs better not be jerking me around
00:25:44Yes, sir. Don't be a sucker.
00:25:50Okay, now try not to worry about your friends.
00:26:16I know Danielle. She's a cool chick. And with your friends dancing tonight, I'm sure they'll raise all kinds of energy.
00:26:23But there's also a lot of emotions in here that could get in the way.
00:26:28Emotions?
00:26:29Yeah, emotions. Jealousy. Desire. Lust. Love.
00:26:36Love.
00:26:37Man, I don't know how to explain love to you. Most people down here don't even understand it.
00:26:42Can you try?
00:26:43No. Look, all I can tell you is what my daddy told me about being in love when I asked him.
00:26:50He said, Charlie, when you're in it, you know it.
00:26:54It's stronger than a grizzly bear.
00:26:56And it'll tickle your tummy like a whole herd of butterflies was just like news.
00:27:01He said when you're in love with someone, ain't nothing can keep you apart.
00:27:07Not even death.
00:27:09Hey there, handsome. Care for lap dance?
00:27:13No. Not right now. Thank you.
00:27:16Okay, sugar. If you change your mind, come and find me. My name's Candy.
00:27:21They call me Candy because I taste so sweet.
00:27:23I'm sensing slight arousal from you, Charlie. Why didn't you go with her?
00:27:35I don't know. I think I'd rather just stay with you and talk a lot.
00:27:42You make me feel smart.
00:27:46And I like teaching you about Earth.
00:27:48You are smart.
00:27:50You are smart. And I like learning from you.
00:27:52Now, please, tell me what a lap dance is.
00:27:54So, lap dances are 20. Don't let these douchebags stiff you either.
00:27:58Gimme, gimme, cash up front if you want to sniff this cunt, and you let them sniff it.
00:28:02It's a great time filler. You do that thing. You just stand there, wiggle around their faces.
00:28:07Every second you're doing that, you're not having to rub your ass up against their tiny limp peckers.
00:28:11You two know each other, right?
00:28:15Yes.
00:28:16Okay, I'll make sure you get paired up on stage together then.
00:28:19On stage?
00:28:23Holy shit. You two are green.
00:28:26Yeah, the stage.
00:28:27It's like window shopping.
00:28:29For the customers and for you.
00:28:30They'll tip you for your dance.
00:28:32If they like what they see, they'll want to go for a lap dance.
00:28:34So try different stuff, see what they're responding to.
00:28:38We've got a lot of guys in here that are into some weird shit.
00:28:40Yeah, I'd say.
00:28:41I've got a guy that'll pay me to piss on him.
00:28:44So it's the only thing that gets him hard.
00:28:45He likes it running down his face, dripping off of his chin.
00:28:49There's all sorts of weird shit out there.
00:28:51Hair, feet, armpit licking, and pissing.
00:28:55I learn a new one every day.
00:28:57And that's when the men get boners, Charlie?
00:28:59Boners happen all the time in here, but...
00:29:02Yeah, they're most likely to, uh...
00:29:05Come up during a lap dance.
00:29:08What about other women?
00:29:10No, women don't have dicks.
00:29:14At least not most of them.
00:29:16No, I mean, can a woman get a lap dance?
00:29:19Oh, sure.
00:29:20And I imagine the dancers love it when that happens.
00:29:23Why?
00:29:24Women are softer.
00:29:26Women are better mannered.
00:29:28Women are...
00:29:30Women are the worst.
00:29:31They think because they got a set of tits in here, they can get away with whatever the fuck they want.
00:29:35They'll reach right up, try to grab you while you're on stage.
00:29:38You really gotta watch them.
00:29:39More than the men.
00:29:40Give a lap dance to a bitch.
00:29:41She'll try to cram her filthy, toothless mouth on your snatch before you can say...
00:29:45Two screaming orgasms.
00:29:46Courtesy of Jeremy.
00:29:47You know, he won't admit it, but your friends really saved his bacon.
00:29:52We're running pretty low on talent here these days.
00:29:55How are my friends doing?
00:29:56They're doing great.
00:29:57They'll actually be up on stage next set.
00:29:59Is there anything else that I can get you to know?
00:30:02No, thank you.
00:30:03Oh.
00:30:09Just holler if there's anything else.
00:30:11Name's Sammy.
00:30:17You like her, don't you?
00:30:19No.
00:30:20Not really.
00:30:22With her,
00:30:24it's just the curse of being a man.
00:30:28Curse?
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:30Curse.
00:30:32Take a look around.
00:30:33Plenty of smoking hot babes in here.
00:30:35All of them wearing next to nothing.
00:30:38All of them willing to take it off for a few bucks.
00:30:42And I want to see the waitress naked.
00:30:45Because I can't.
00:30:47Men,
00:30:49our eyes never get their fill.
00:30:51We're constantly looking for something else.
00:30:55Especially when it's something we're not supposed to have.
00:31:00It's hard to explain, but
00:31:01she's not who I want right now.
00:31:05Who do you want right now, Charlie?
00:31:07We need some cherries.
00:31:12We got a couple cherries in here tonight.
00:31:14Right for the popping.
00:31:16That's right.
00:31:17Take those hands off your dicks,
00:31:18and let's do something useful with it if we want.
00:31:20So put them together,
00:31:21and give a warm,
00:31:22sticky welcome
00:31:23to Regina
00:31:24and Vanessa.
00:31:25And Vanessa.
00:31:25So put them together,
00:31:26and I'll see you next time.
00:31:27And I'll see you next time.
00:31:27And I'll see you next time.
00:31:28Bye-bye.
00:31:30Bye-bye.
00:31:33Well, god damn.
00:32:03Oh, I'm tired, out in the track. Everyone's here to have a good time.
00:32:24The whiskey's flowing, girl, coming through the back. You say we're here to have a good time.
00:32:30The whiskey's flowing, girl, coming through the back. You say I think I'll have one more.
00:32:37All the excitement is making me think I might not know what's in store.
00:32:46Two is better than one.
00:32:49Trouble up, baby, then we'll have the fun.
00:32:53Two is better than one.
00:32:56I think I'll see a double. I might be in trouble tonight.
00:33:01Yes, I might.
00:33:08Two is better than one.
00:33:12Two is better than one.
00:33:23Come on, girl, show me how to do it.
00:33:26You'll be my teacher and my teacher will be a good student.
00:33:32I think it's working.
00:33:33It definitely is. But at this rate, it's going to take us days to get the energy we need.
00:33:39Well, keep trying things. Maybe we can come across a fetish or something to help raise the level.
00:33:46Hey, baby. Why don't you come over here and raise my level?
00:33:51Hey, mister. What turns you on?
00:33:53Watching you wiggle.
00:33:54Did you get those panties in space?
00:33:55Cause that ass is out of this world.
00:33:56From the second son of South, we're on sugar.
00:33:58I'm sorry.
00:33:59That's right.
00:34:00I'm sorry.
00:34:01I'm sorry.
00:34:02I'm sorry.
00:34:04I'm sorry.
00:34:05I'm sorry.
00:34:06I'm sorry.
00:34:07I'm sorry.
00:34:08I'm sorry.
00:34:09I'm sorry.
00:34:10I'm sorry.
00:34:11I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:34:12It's great.
00:34:13I'm sorry.
00:34:14I'm sorry.
00:34:15I'm sorry.
00:34:16I'm sorry.
00:34:17I'm sorry.
00:34:18what's wrong i don't know it's like the energy is there but even with all these men it's not
00:34:41nearly as strong as yours was well i guess that's just because a boner made with love
00:34:46is more powerful than your average boner and your boner was made with love charlie
00:34:50yeah i think maybe it was damn girl why don't you come over here and let me suck on them big old
00:35:00titties these big old titties there is one other thing we could try it's kind of the ultimate
00:35:11display of sexual energy something that we have to do together whoa baby you are so wet
00:35:19you're practically dripping aren't you i got a guy that'll pay me to piss on him
00:35:23oh you like it wet
00:35:26i want to feel your wetness all over my face i want to feel it running down my cheek
00:35:33you're so sweet i'd like that i'd love that let's do it let's get out of here
00:35:45what's wrong i know y'all are in a hurry to get back home but before we can do it
00:35:57you gotta meet my family of course charlie i'd love to come on get on with it let's why don't
00:36:07you pull that string to the side let's see how wet you really are
00:36:09all right big boy here it comes
00:36:14okay all right
00:36:19you
00:36:29you
00:37:09I can't believe that motherfucker made us walk.
00:37:13Uh, we could have called a cab ourselves, you know.
00:37:16Uh, and with what money?
00:37:18We would have had money if you didn't stop and buy all those chicken nuggets.
00:37:22You weren't complaining we ate more than half of those, bitch.
00:37:26They're chicken nuggets. What did you expect?
00:37:28Hey lady.
00:37:30Wait, what the fuck was that?
00:37:33Psst. Hey lady!
00:37:36Let's not stick around and find out.
00:37:39God damn it!
00:37:42Who'd pick up all these fucking cum squats, skank?
00:37:46Fuck you, I ain't picking that shit up. You picked that shit up your damn self.
00:37:51Well then you can go fuck them up and die, bitch!
00:37:55New dollar!
00:37:59I ain't getting sound, let me get sound.
00:38:03Where are you going?
00:38:09I get up in the morning and I work all day!
00:38:12Lady!
00:38:15Don't worry.
00:38:17Soon we will feast on the flesh of space babes.
00:38:21To the strip club!
00:38:22To the strip club!
00:38:23To the strip club!
00:38:24To the strip club!
00:38:25To the strip club!
00:38:26To the strip club!
00:38:27To the strip club!
00:38:28To the strip club!
00:38:29To the strip club!
00:38:31Yes we do!
00:38:32Dear Lord, we thank you for this day you've given us.
00:38:37We thank you for all the work you've provided to me so I may take care of these good-for-nothing kids.
00:38:46And we thank you, Jesus, for the food that Mother Margo has prepared for us.
00:38:54And Lord, we thank you for looking over us.
00:38:58I personally want to thank you, sweet Jesus, for...
00:39:03Charlie!
00:39:05Finally, bringing home a girl.
00:39:08So...
00:39:09As you know, we've worried for quite some time that...
00:39:12He may be queer.
00:39:15Verdict's still out on Sean over there.
00:39:19But I suppose two out of three ain't bad.
00:39:22And lastly, Jesus, I want to thank you for...
00:39:26Making sure that all of us were born right here in America.
00:39:30The greatest nation on this here Earth.
00:39:34Amen to you.
00:39:36Amen.
00:39:37Amen.
00:39:39So...
00:39:40Blondie, you're a, uh...
00:39:42A hooker, right?
00:39:44My hooker, Charlie?
00:39:47Dad!
00:39:48I'm just saying!
00:39:50I mean...
00:39:51Come on, look at you and...
00:39:53Look at her.
00:39:55Look at you!
00:39:57Look at her!
00:39:59No!
00:40:00No, she's not a hooker.
00:40:01You're not a hooker.
00:40:03You a cop?
00:40:04Am I a cop?
00:40:05No, she's not a cop either!
00:40:07God damn!
00:40:10Can we just please talk about something normal for once?
00:40:15I mean, I brought a girl here.
00:40:17That's kind of rare to do.
00:40:19But you all would be on your best behavior and...
00:40:22How long until that damn turkey's done?
00:40:24Your mother shit herself today.
00:40:29Your mother shit herself today.
00:40:32Your mother shit herself today.
00:40:37Hey, Sean.
00:40:38How was school?
00:40:40I told you.
00:40:41My name isn't Sean anymore.
00:40:42It's Ash D'Roth.
00:40:43Jessica.
00:40:48How was your day?
00:40:50Well, you know.
00:40:51I got fucked.
00:40:55Can we have sex now?
00:40:56Hooker!
00:40:58Definitely a hooker.
00:40:59Hooker!
00:41:00Hooker!
00:41:01Mom.
00:41:02Mama.
00:41:04Mama.
00:41:06I want to introduce you to Cariola.
00:41:09She's...
00:41:10She's not from here.
00:41:14She needs her wieners.
00:41:17She needs boners.
00:41:19To fuel her spaceship.
00:41:21A spaceship that runs on boners!
00:41:34That's nice, Mama.
00:41:36It's real nice.
00:41:38You know, when you were born, Charlie,
00:41:39we weren't sure if you'd be able to have sex ever.
00:41:42Pecker was so small, it wouldn't even stick out.
00:41:45Didn't even stick out.
00:41:46Not one iota.
00:41:48Hell, we thought you were a girl that, uh...
00:41:52First few hours.
00:41:53Okay, that is not true.
00:41:54That's not true.
00:41:55Sure!
00:41:56Wasn't nothing down there.
00:41:57You were like a damn mannequin.
00:41:59We were about to take matters into our own hands.
00:42:01Hell, three seconds more and you would have been Charlene.
00:42:05I was passing you off to your ma, she was gonna hold you still
00:42:08while your granny sliced into that...
00:42:13Weird, smooth mound of skin you had down there.
00:42:17And she was gonna...
00:42:19Build you a cooter.
00:42:20Build you a cooter?
00:42:21Yeah, that's right.
00:42:22Yeah.
00:42:24But...
00:42:26There wasn't to be any cooter in his future.
00:42:29Still ain't.
00:42:31I was so drunk I didn't notice your mama had beer in her hand.
00:42:34She botched the catch.
00:42:35Dropped you right to that hard hospital floor.
00:42:38Uh...
00:42:39You fell about three feet.
00:42:40Dented...
00:42:41Dented in your skull a little bit.
00:42:42We had to give it...
00:42:43One of these to...
00:42:44Get it to pop back out.
00:42:45But I tell you what!
00:42:46You're a Bryant!
00:42:47And we Bryants are tough...
00:42:49Persistent!
00:42:51No sir!
00:42:52You hit that linoleum and...
00:42:55Turkey's done!
00:42:58I don't know where they got that many kumquats this time of year.
00:43:01Three bucks cover, two drink minimum.
00:43:04But seriously...
00:43:05You're our best girl.
00:43:06I would never let that kind of thing happen to you.
00:43:08Oh!
00:43:09Oh!
00:43:10Oh!
00:43:11Oh!
00:43:13Oh!
00:43:14Oh!
00:43:16Oh!
00:43:19Oh!
00:43:21Oh!
00:43:22Oh!
00:43:24Oh!
00:43:25Oh!
00:43:26Oh!
00:43:27Oh!
00:43:29Oh!
00:43:30Oh!
00:43:31Oh!
00:43:32Oh!
00:43:33Oh!
00:43:34if these disguise doesn't work.
00:43:37Well, you'd be surprised what these humans would fall for.
00:43:40They're stupid.
00:43:41I told you, bitch.
00:43:42No one lays a hand on my shit or they gets their ass kicked.
00:43:45Hello, fuck, what was I supposed to know they were yours?
00:43:47Because it was in my fucking locker, cunt.
00:43:49Bitch, I took one.
00:43:50It was only six feet.
00:43:52You think fucking chicken nuggets grow on trees?
00:43:54Took some of them fries, too.
00:43:56That doesn't skank.
00:43:58You hit like a girl.
00:44:02Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:44:03Break it up, break it up, break it up.
00:44:07Listen, there's no fighting in here.
00:44:11I'll send Danielle out to get you another six piece each.
00:44:16And a large fry?
00:44:17And a large fry.
00:44:19Each?
00:44:21Each.
00:44:22Now, you know the rules.
00:44:26That's it.
00:44:28Let's get this over with now.
00:44:30Let's kiss and make her.
00:44:33Let's kiss her again!
00:44:49Let's kiss her again!
00:44:49Let's kiss her again!
00:44:51Let us be, I say we start now!
00:45:06Patience, my brother.
00:45:08The space babes are who we're here for.
00:45:11We mustn't rush into this.
00:45:13Well, as long as I've got some time to kill, I think I'll have a bear!
00:45:19Yeah, but seriously, Charlie, hook her or not, that sure is one fine piece of tail you brought over.
00:45:27Boy, oh boy.
00:45:27I mean, most sane men would kill to have a go at that.
00:45:32Hell, I'd...
00:45:33I'll tell you, I'd murder this whole fucking family just to knock boots with her.
00:45:41In fact, I'd felt my own son's salty semen straight out of her dirty hooker cunt just to get a look at what she's sporting down there.
00:45:49Oh, gee, thanks, Dad.
00:45:52That's awfully kind of you to say.
00:45:53I'm so glad I brought her to meet you guys.
00:45:55Come on, Charlie, I'm just breaking your balls, huh?
00:45:59Before she drains them.
00:46:02Seriously, Charlie, I, um...
00:46:04I'm real proud of you for...
00:46:06For, uh...
00:46:07Well, bringing home some quality trim that nobody in this family could ever have gotten.
00:46:12I sure do appreciate it.
00:46:14It means a lot to me and your mother there.
00:46:19Well...
00:46:19I'm proud of you, son.
00:46:23Thanks, Dad.
00:46:24Thanks, Dad.
00:46:27Quite proud.
00:46:29In fact, you're the only son I can say that about.
00:46:32Old Asterisk over there is such a fucking waterhead I can't even count him as a person.
00:46:38He's that dumb.
00:46:40Why, just the other day I caught him lapping out of the toilet, down on his hands and knees.
00:46:46Some kind of fucking Bowser.
00:46:51I may kill him.
00:46:54I don't know if I feel a damn thing about him, but, uh...
00:46:57You...
00:46:58I sure do love you, son.
00:47:04Now, Charlie, you take that possible hooker out to that barn and you fuck her like an animal.
00:47:09Can we have sex now?
00:47:11Yes.
00:47:11This is such a weird act now.
00:47:17Come grab me, Charlie.
00:47:23Oh, now that is a fine cut of puss.
00:47:26Ah, I'm so hungry.
00:47:37And will we feast?
00:47:39The time is nigh, my friend.
00:47:41Try and savor the thrill of the hunt.
00:47:44All right, all right, ladies and germs.
00:47:46Let's hear it one more time for candy.
00:47:48Oh, you know the color of that, because it tastes so sweet.
00:47:52Then why can't we eat just one?
00:47:55Come on, you know you can't just eat one.
00:47:59But, well, you can't eat one earlier.
00:48:02I can eat just one.
00:48:04Oh, really, and why that?
00:48:07Because I have self-control.
00:48:10Oh, really?
00:48:12And I don't?
00:48:14We both know you don't.
00:48:16Ah, you idiot.
00:48:19Hey, mister.
00:48:21Hit me for a dance?
00:48:23Ah, ah, ah.
00:48:25Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:48:27Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:48:30Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:48:32Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:48:33What the hell was that?
00:48:36I don't know, but it sounds like a ball.
00:48:41I'll check it out.
00:48:44She was the only clean stripper in this job.
00:49:05Gross!
00:49:07It's go time.
00:49:08I sure hope Cariel is having better luck than we are.
00:49:10Look, I'm really sorry about all that.
00:49:16I'm old-fashioned.
00:49:18And it's important for me that my family gets to meet the girl that I'm going to...
00:49:23Have sex with?
00:49:24Yeah.
00:49:26Also, someone that I feel like I really have a connection with.
00:49:31I just wish they weren't so dang rude.
00:49:34It'd be nice if my girl and my family could get along.
00:49:40I thought they were wonderful, Charlie.
00:49:42Come on.
00:49:44You're just being silly now.
00:49:45No.
00:49:47I mean it.
00:49:48I mean...
00:49:49Your mom's a little weird.
00:49:53And...
00:49:54Your dad's...
00:49:55Not the nicest.
00:49:57No.
00:49:57But they still raised you.
00:50:01And I think you turned out pretty okay.
00:50:04Yeah.
00:50:06I guess I am pretty okay, aren't I?
00:50:08Got it.
00:50:15jobs.
00:50:16Oh...
00:50:17They're sharp.
00:50:21I guess it's all.
00:50:21I don't know.
00:50:24I thought there was a lot of fun.
00:50:29Oh!
00:50:31Oh my god!
00:50:31Oh my god.
00:50:32Oh my god!
00:50:34Oh Fanning!
00:50:35Oh my god!
00:50:35I like this, OroPreil.
00:50:36Oh my god!
00:50:37Oh my god!
00:50:37Are you ready?
00:51:02I think so.
00:51:03The device has been set to extraction mode.
00:51:05But, are you ready?
00:51:08Yes, Charlie. I'm ready.
00:51:20Oh, Cariola.
00:51:23Charlie?
00:51:25Cariola.
00:51:27Charlie.
00:51:29Cariola.
00:51:31Charlie!
00:51:32What?
00:51:33I know you're the one trying to show me something here, but I think we'd have a lot better luck if you were in my vagina instead of my belly button.
00:51:48Sorry.
00:51:54There it is.
00:51:54Oh, Cariola.
00:51:59Oh, Charlie.
00:52:04Charlie.
00:52:04Looks like there's only two of them.
00:52:31For now.
00:52:31Come on. I've got an idea.
00:52:39Come on up here, babes.
00:52:41These things feed off of visual stimulation, but they don't know when to quit.
00:52:45The only way to defeat them is to give them what they want until they can't take it anymore.
00:53:00Charlie?
00:53:10Charlie?
00:53:12What?
00:53:13Do you mind if I give it a try?
00:53:17Sure.
00:53:18Better.
00:53:34Yes, Charlie.
00:53:35Yes.
00:53:37All right.
00:53:39Yes.
00:53:41Yes.
00:53:42Yes.
00:53:42Yes.
00:53:42Yes.
00:53:43Yes.
00:53:43Yes! That's it! Keep shaking those tits, babe!
00:53:55Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:54:00It's working, Charlie!
00:54:13It's working, Charlie! Just keep texting me!
00:54:43Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:54:51Oh! Right! Right! Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:54:55Where are you going? I'm going to...
00:55:00Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:55:04Look out!
00:55:06Oh, man. They jizzed themselves to death.
00:55:26All right! Get your asses to the bar. Drinks are on me.
00:55:50Turn in the light. It's a day.
00:55:55Far away.
00:56:00Oh, my sob.
00:56:06No, babe. Just Charlie.
00:56:10I'm sorry, Charlie.
00:56:12Sorry for what?
00:56:13I mean...
00:56:16I just...
00:56:18I know you tried to tell me how it was going to be, but...
00:56:22That was amazing.
00:56:25Yeah.
00:56:27That was pretty amazing, wasn't it?
00:56:30I had no idea we would make that much energy.
00:56:33Oh, come on. I mean...
00:56:36Yeah, it was amazing, but...
00:56:38When can we do it again, Charlie?
00:56:39Now, hang on a doggone minute.
00:56:42I wonder how the others are doing.
00:56:44I wonder if they've discovered this.
00:56:46Surely not on their own.
00:56:48There's a whole hell of a lot more than just sexual energy going on right now.
00:56:53I've got to get back to them.
00:56:54Just listen to me for a second.
00:56:56Charlie, I've got to do this to more men.
00:56:58You've got to take me to do this to more men.
00:56:59Carrie!
00:57:01Didn't you feel anything?
00:57:06Of course I did, Charlie.
00:57:08What we did in this barn was amazing.
00:57:09I've never experienced anything like it.
00:57:14I felt a connection between us that I've never felt with anyone in my whole life.
00:57:18But feelings won't get me and my babes back home.
00:57:22And we've got to get back home.
00:57:24And to do that, I've got to get back to that strip club and sex as many men as I can.
00:57:28This energy...
00:57:30It's on a whole other level.
00:57:33I've never felt anything like it.
00:57:35It's strong.
00:57:36Stronger than a grizzly bear.
00:57:42Yeah.
00:57:48You babes are alright in my book.
00:57:50Hell yeah you are.
00:57:51I don't know where you babes learned that, but you sure saw something or two about titty-douncing.
00:57:55Where are you two from, anyway?
00:57:57We're not from here.
00:57:59Well, hell yeah!
00:58:00Oh, hey babe.
00:58:04You sure missed a party here.
00:58:05It's a criolla!
00:58:08Would you like to sex me?
00:58:09Well, hell yeah!
00:58:10You're so awake in my broken mind and I, I can't feel, I cannot feel right.
00:58:26Awoken lies.
00:58:28Women.
00:58:32You sure are pretty to look at, but, uh...
00:58:35You ain't ever gonna make them understand you.
00:58:38And you ain't ever gonna understand them.
00:58:40Yeah.
00:58:42You're telling me, pal.
00:58:44Listen.
00:58:45The sooner you come to terms with the fact that they're not even the same species as us,
00:58:49the sooner you're gonna be happy.
00:58:51I think I'm coming to terms with that.
00:58:53Look, you're not listening to me, bud.
00:58:54Stop overthinking it.
00:58:58Just face the music.
00:59:00I don't know this chick you're hung up on.
00:59:02And it doesn't matter.
00:59:04Cause they're all the same.
00:59:06Just like we're all the same.
00:59:08It isn't a bad thing, it just...
00:59:10It is what it is.
00:59:13Women, they don't think about shit the way we do.
00:59:16And we don't think about shit the way they do.
00:59:20The two are gonna be okay.
00:59:22Ma'am, just remember, you're a man, and she's a woman.
00:59:27You're not even from the same planet.
00:59:31You know what?
00:59:32You're right!
00:59:34Sure am, bud.
00:59:35It doesn't matter what I say or do.
00:59:39She's gonna come to her own conclusion on her own time.
00:59:43Preach it, brother.
00:59:44I'm gonna get her.
00:59:47And I'm gonna tell her that it's okay she doesn't understand.
00:59:51Church!
00:59:52And that's okay.
00:59:54Because I don't even understand.
00:59:57Hallelujah!
00:59:58And if it takes us the rest of our Dagburn lives to figure it out,
01:00:02well, we're gonna figure it out together.
01:00:05Lord have mercy.
01:00:14Goddamn.
01:00:18Charlie!
01:00:19Not now, darling.
01:00:20Oh, Charlie!
01:00:21Take a seat, sweetie.
01:00:22Settle your nerves when life seems unfair.
01:00:29You'd like me to accept this power.
01:00:30Thanks, pal.
01:00:34Get a room, lady!
01:00:37Cariola, I need you to listen to me.
01:00:40Now, I know you might not understand,
01:00:42and that's okay,
01:00:43because I don't even understand.
01:00:46But what happened between us back in the barn,
01:00:49that was something special.
01:00:51You said it yourself.
01:00:52You felt a connection.
01:00:54And that connection is something we people down here
01:00:57spent our entire lives looking for.
01:01:00And if you're lucky enough to find that one person
01:01:03in this world,
01:01:04or any other world,
01:01:06well,
01:01:07you can't just ignore that.
01:01:09Now, whoever you're in there with...
01:01:12Jake!
01:01:13Okay, Jake.
01:01:14Now,
01:01:16I'm sure you're showing Jake a
01:01:17really great time.
01:01:19And Jethro!
01:01:20And Jethro?
01:01:22But
01:01:23the connection you felt
01:01:25between me
01:01:26and you,
01:01:28well,
01:01:29you're not gonna get that
01:01:30with Jake and Jethro.
01:01:31And Carl!
01:01:32And Carl?
01:01:33I think I saw two of you here, too.
01:01:35Yeah, that was me, Bobby.
01:01:36Sorry about grabbing your ass earlier.
01:01:38Come on!
01:01:39Enough's enough!
01:01:40I'm coming in there!
01:01:41I need the Holy Ghost
01:01:44That's a good boy.
01:02:05Oh my god!
01:02:11I'm gonna...
01:02:12throw up!
01:02:19There.
01:02:19You haven't seen a girl that I was in here earlier with, have you?
01:02:42Blonde?
01:02:47Yeah, yeah.
01:02:49Sorry with some drunk guy in the pool room.
01:02:53Thanks.
01:02:54Yeah.
01:02:58You mind if I use that sink real quick?
01:03:03Go ahead.
01:03:04Now there's a place in the afterlife
01:03:11Where all the lies become your truth
01:03:15Now you're in control
01:03:17Of every minute of your youth
01:03:21Though you'll never know for sure
01:03:24While you're wearing this disguise
01:03:27While you're wearing this disguise
01:03:27In denial of your fate
01:03:30The truth is hiding in your eyes
01:03:33And I don't mind the sun
01:03:35Sometimes I never mind the rain
01:03:39And I try to clear my mind
01:03:42Of all the shit you say
01:03:44Take back the wasted days
01:03:48And show on who to blame
01:03:50And let all the people know
01:03:54I'll never play there
01:03:55I just don't understand it, Charlie
01:03:58Everything felt so right with you
01:04:03And then I get back here
01:04:06And it's totally different
01:04:10He had a boner
01:04:13The energy was there
01:04:16But I just couldn't
01:04:20I didn't even want to
01:04:24All I could think about was you
01:04:28And how it was with you
01:04:31I tried to close my eyes
01:04:35And pretend he was you
01:04:36But even that didn't work
01:04:40And I felt like I was going to get sick
01:04:45But then in a second
01:04:52Everything changed
01:04:55And I was back in that part
01:04:57With you
01:05:00And then my stomach felt really weird
01:05:04But not sick like before
01:05:08It was
01:05:11It was like
01:05:12It was like
01:05:17Like a whole herd of butterflies
01:05:20Was just let loose
01:05:21Yeah
01:05:24It's time to get out of here, Cariola
01:05:27The good news is
01:05:28We have enough energy
01:05:29To get back home
01:05:30The bad news is
01:05:31There's more scrotes on their way
01:05:32We have to hit the road
01:05:33Before they get down here
01:05:34And cause any more trouble
01:05:35Take us home, Charlie
01:05:39We're not really going to leave them all day
01:05:45Well, what do you think is going to happen?
01:05:49They're space babes, Charlie
01:05:50They're not from here
01:05:51She can't just leave him
01:05:52She can't
01:05:53Calm down now
01:05:55One thing fairy tales all have in common
01:05:57Adult or not
01:05:58Is a happy ending
01:06:00Now are you going to let me finish this story or not?
01:06:03Okay, let's finish this story
01:06:05Okay now, where were we?
01:06:08Oh yeah, right
01:06:09Charlie and the babes left the titty bar
01:06:11And we're on their way back to the barn
01:06:13So I guess this is goodbye, huh?
01:06:37Yeah, I guess it is
01:06:41You know she's going to want to take him back with us, right?
01:06:46Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's not going to want to leave his home
01:06:48What if she wants to stay here?
01:06:53Come on, you can't be serious
01:06:55Go get her communicator
01:07:01We're going to need to upload her energy, too
01:07:02Charlie, I don't know what to do
01:07:12Do what your heart tells you
01:07:15I'm trying
01:07:18You about ready to get off this rock?
01:07:20Yeah, just give me a minute
01:07:22Give me your communicator and I will
01:07:23We need to upload your energy onto the ship
01:07:25But you won't have much more than a minute
01:07:27Just fueling up and we're taking off in five
01:07:29Do you remember the first thing you said to me
01:07:34When you first saw me
01:07:37When I first saw you
01:07:38You said stay
01:07:41Please, Carrie
01:07:44Don't let that be the last thing I say to you
01:07:47I can't
01:07:51Look, either we're both staying or we're both leaving
01:07:59We can try and talk and decide which one it is
01:08:02But it doesn't matter
01:08:04Because I love you
01:08:05Do you love me?
01:08:11I
01:08:12I think I do
01:08:14Carrie
01:08:16That makes us in love
01:08:18And you remember what my daddy told me about being in love
01:08:21Charlie, look out!
01:08:22No, I'm pretty sure I told you back at the bar
01:08:24He said
01:08:25Carrie!
01:08:26I'm gonna give you the shaft
01:08:31You overstate your welcome, beanbag
01:08:41Computer, blast this nutsack to smithereens
01:08:44I'd love to do that, babes
01:08:45But this nutsack has overridden my system
01:08:47And has control over all of my circuitry
01:08:49The whole situation is quite shit
01:08:52You space babes never did know how to keep your pie holes shut
01:08:58Quick, let's get out of here
01:08:59Computer, open up energy release valve
01:09:04Sorry, babes
01:09:11You Saldarian son of a stinkazoid
01:09:13Now that I know you won't be running away
01:09:15I'm gonna take my time and save her again
01:09:18Oh man
01:09:25I think I got a rumbly in my tumbly
01:09:27Oh god
01:09:30I think I need to lay down
01:09:33I thought I felt so good
01:09:34Oh, is this the way I am
01:09:38Oh, I'm coming to see you, Elizabeth
01:09:40Oh my goodness
01:09:42Hang on, babes
01:09:44This ain't over yet
01:09:46Oh, it's the big one
01:09:49Oh, you just gotta stay down
01:09:52No matter how hard you fight me
01:09:56In the end, you're still just a weak little girl
01:10:00Oh, man
01:10:08I knew it
01:10:10Check it out
01:10:11Help
01:10:12Help
01:10:14Please
01:10:15Help
01:10:16I'm a space babe
01:10:22Oh, man
01:10:25Why the hell did you push me out of the way?
01:10:35You could have been killed
01:10:36I thought you were dead
01:10:38I thought we were all dead
01:10:39Are you okay?
01:10:42I'm fine, Charlie
01:10:43Really, I'm fine
01:10:45I guess we really are in love
01:10:48Yeah
01:10:50I guess we are
01:10:52Just me and you
01:10:54Against the whole universe
01:10:56Ain't nothing can keep us apart
01:11:00Not even death
01:11:02I hate to break up this emotional moment
01:11:07But that sad sack did release all of our energy into the atmosphere
01:11:10Before you ripped him inside out
01:11:12I do not want to be stuck on this rock another minute
01:11:16What are we going to do?
01:11:18Well, I don't think we have much of a choice
01:11:20We'll pack it in for tonight and get some rest
01:11:22And then tomorrow we'll go back to the strip club and start all over again
01:11:25Oh, my sob
01:11:26I don't think I could go back to that place
01:11:29It smells like cotton candy and shame
01:11:31Look, I don't want to either
01:11:34But I don't know what else we can do
01:11:35We need sexual energy and a lot of it
01:11:38Does anybody else have any bright ideas?
01:11:41I think we got an idea
01:11:50We'll be right back to the strip club and start all over again
01:11:51We'll be right back to the strip club and start all over again
01:11:52We'll be right back to the strip club and start all over again
01:11:53We'll be right back to the strip club and start all over again
01:11:54We'll be right back to the strip club and start all over again
01:11:55We'll be right back to the strip club and start all over again
01:12:26Hey, devil, what you doing tonight? I want to go out and make my body proud. Hey, sister, with the party eyes, if I could take you to a party that'll change your mind. Hey, devil, I brought you a girl tonight. Says she's looking for a fix that'll blow her mind. Hey, sister, where's your mind at? Cause if you're a TV, you're coming back.
01:12:56Hey, devil, I brought you a girl tonight.
01:13:03Hey, devil, I brought you a girl tonight.
01:13:08Hey, devil, I brought you a girl tonight.
01:13:27Computer, prepare for launch. Alert the folks back at TC that we're bringing one back with us.
01:13:43Take us home!
01:13:46Her Majesty has given a go-ahead on our re-entry into the Salzerian system, and the Titty City Welcoming Committee is on standby.
01:13:55Prepare for landing.
01:13:56Five, four, three, two, one.
01:14:03Gloss up, babes. I have a feeling there's going to be a welcoming party waiting for us.
01:14:08They're going to get a real kick out of you.
01:14:21Charlie, welcome to Titty City.
01:14:23That's it?
01:14:42That's it?
01:14:43You're kidding me. You're not going to tell me what Titty City looks like?
01:14:47Well, I, I, I mean, I don't think you're ready for that quite yet.
01:14:52What a clock of shit!
01:14:53Hey now, I'm the boss here, and I'm not sure if you're ready for that part of the story just yet.
01:14:59I feel ready.
01:15:01Well, maybe another time, Charlie. I've kept you up long enough.
01:15:05And besides, some things are better left to the imagination.
01:15:16Sweet dreams.
01:15:16Sweet dreams.
01:15:16Yes.
01:15:17Yes.
01:15:17Oh, dear.
01:15:18Cheers.
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