Follow Ali Silver as she navigates a series of darkly outrageous and sexy misadventures in her search for Mr. Right. This drama explores the complexities of modern dating, encountering inappropriate and unmanageable men. Fans of "Sex and the City" will find a compelling and provocative journey.
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00:00:00Loves me, loves me not, by Ali Silver.
00:00:25Once, I found a daisy, and I played a simple game.
00:00:28I picked up all the petals, it didn't look the same.
00:00:31Loves me, loves me not.
00:00:33Was it really worth the sound to see all the little petals like teardrops on the ground?
00:00:39No!
00:00:43Loves me not.
00:00:45Thank you so much.
00:00:46Thank you so much.
00:00:48Let me get this power.
00:00:58Keep going.
00:01:00Keep going.
00:01:01Keep going.
00:01:02Okay.
00:01:04Do you trust me?
00:01:05Yeah.
00:01:06Yeah.
00:01:07Yeah?
00:01:08Okay.
00:01:09Open your eyes.
00:01:14I must meet your decorator.
00:01:16You might stain your clothes, though.
00:01:17Well, we can't have that, can we?
00:01:22No.
00:01:23Yeah.
00:01:24Yeah.
00:01:25Yeah.
00:01:26Yeah.
00:01:27Yeah.
00:01:28Yeah.
00:01:29Yeah.
00:01:30Yeah.
00:01:31Yeah.
00:01:32You might stain your clothes, though.
00:01:35Well, we can't have that, can we?
00:01:37No.
00:01:38Yeah.
00:01:39Yeah.
00:01:40I can't have that, can we?
00:01:41Yeah, I can't.
00:01:42No.
00:01:43No.
00:01:45Yeah, go.
00:01:46No.
00:01:47No.
00:01:48No.
00:01:49No.
00:01:50No.
00:01:55No.
00:01:56I can't have that, will you?
00:01:59No.
00:02:03No.
00:02:05Full moon tonight.
00:02:36Please stay okay?
00:02:38I wouldn't miss it for the world.
00:02:46What's with a fake beard and the crutches?
00:02:48Oh.
00:02:50Um, a buddy of mine needed a lift to an audition the other day.
00:02:54Oh.
00:02:54Lifted his stuff in my car in case he gets a call back.
00:02:57Oh.
00:03:00What's that on your windshield?
00:03:05I have no idea how that got there.
00:03:19Aw.
00:03:21See you tonight.
00:03:22Hi, you've reached Eva Silver.
00:03:39Tip for the day.
00:03:40Write the bad things that happened to you in sand.
00:03:42Carve the good things that happened to you on a slab of marble.
00:03:46And leave a message at the beep.
00:03:50Hi, Mom.
00:03:51It's me.
00:03:53How are you?
00:03:54I was just calling to say hi, but I also wanted to tell you that I spent another day with that guy I was telling you about.
00:03:59And I think this one's a keeper.
00:04:03I love you.
00:04:07Loves me.
00:04:10Loves me not.
00:04:14Loves me.
00:04:16Loves me not.
00:04:19Loves me.
00:04:22Loves me not.
00:04:22Loves me.
00:04:32Loves me.
00:04:32Loves me not.
00:04:36Loves me.
00:04:37Loves me not.
00:04:39Loves me.
00:04:41Loves me not.
00:04:44You mean the tennis bracelet?
00:04:48Loves me.
00:04:48Anyone in particular?
00:04:52Oh!
00:04:54Let's go! Oh!
00:04:56Loves me not.
00:04:58Come on! Oh!
00:05:00Oh, shit, shit!
00:05:02Loves me.
00:05:06No, no, it's not!
00:05:12Loves me not.
00:05:18Loves me.
00:05:28Loves me.
00:05:34Loves me.
00:05:36Fly away with me
00:05:53Take you high, soaring
00:05:57To your smile, it's my only dream
00:06:02Staring out into the sea
00:06:08Waves come crashing up to me
00:06:12My toes slip into the sand
00:06:16Dream that I'm with you
00:06:20Staring out into the sea
00:06:24Waves come crashing up to me
00:06:28My toes slip into the sand
00:06:33Dream that I'm with you
00:06:36Staring out into the sea
00:06:57Waves come crashing up to me
00:07:01My toes slip into the sand
00:07:06Dream that I'm with you
00:07:10Dream that I'm with you
00:07:14You
00:07:16Your name was in his cell phone and photos
00:07:25that led me to believe that you were his girlfriend.
00:07:27So I'm gonna have to ask you for whatever gifts he gave you to match them against police reports of stolen items.
00:07:33Don't worry, you're not gonna get into any trouble. Also, you want to check your credit cards because he had a rap sheet that included fraud and identity theft.
00:07:41I just wish life would behave itself and men.
00:07:45I don't have a rap sheet.
00:07:47Excuse me?
00:07:49You're sweet and you deserve better.
00:07:53Have you ever thought about dating a police detective?
00:07:57You're asking me this now?
00:07:59I admit it's bad timing, but if I could have your number after a couple of weeks, maybe a cup of coffee.
00:08:07How do you know I wasn't Bonnie to his Clyde?
00:08:09It's what I do for a living.
00:08:11Well, you already have my number on the cell phone and the pictures.
00:08:19Don't delete the ones you're thinking of.
00:08:22Thanks.
00:08:24Babe, I got you on 911 and came as fast as I could.
00:08:28Run for us, run guy is dead.
00:08:30What?
00:08:31He got shot 18 times.
00:08:33One shot missed.
00:08:34Holy fuck.
00:08:35I'm cursed.
00:08:36You're not cursed.
00:08:38I ignore that little red flag voice because when we met we were innocent kids.
00:08:41It felt like nine-year-old Allie finally got a keeper.
00:08:44Come on, Allie.
00:08:45You find rock on Facebook and what, a month later you're going through brides' magazines?
00:08:50You're a fire-beddy capper and all that bullcrapper.
00:08:52You should know how to navigate this parade of men.
00:08:54Charade of men?
00:08:56You will do better.
00:08:57I know it.
00:08:58You're just saying that to be nice.
00:09:00Does that sound like me?
00:09:01Do you realize that there are days I wish I was in your shoes?
00:09:05Mine?
00:09:06Yes, even though you're a high vest.
00:09:08My picker's just broken.
00:09:10You have freedom.
00:09:12I suppose.
00:09:13Thanks for not saying I told you so.
00:09:16So you do remember.
00:09:18After the first time you met him you said run like he's a house on fire.
00:09:21But he wasn't a house on fire.
00:09:22He was more like a candy store on fire.
00:09:25You know you should flee but it's just smells too good.
00:09:29Sorry, bestie.
00:09:31I love you, Veronica.
00:09:34So, I guess run for one guy's dead guy now?
00:09:39Too soon?
00:09:40Too soon?
00:09:43I'm sorry.
00:09:44Come here.
00:09:45Hello?
00:09:49We were supposed to be surfing tonight.
00:09:51Just wanted you not to run.
00:09:53Now time has come, face it.
00:09:57We are what we've become.
00:09:59Except for shot.
00:10:00He tech but I'm not was running!
00:10:02The other guy was more and more who the opposed,
00:10:04But he couldn't be able to explain.
00:10:05Under paddle, they took a chance.
00:10:08Then other some people cause you came.
00:10:10They took us dead.
00:10:13They dropped off as her lunch.
00:10:14So, they're kind and weighed some Oh they broke out.
00:10:15They said they chose you, it broke out.
00:10:16They didn't want you again and worth Jeanne with me.
00:10:17Make sure that the mehrặc guy is a medic.
00:10:18I'm nervous not killed when you needed.
00:10:19I haven't discussed this before, because if I start from the beginning, it'll take freaking
00:10:40forever. Remember, we're working on naming our feelings about our problem, like we've
00:10:46done before in single words. Humiliated, unlovable, worthless. Let's start with humiliated. It
00:11:00involves Dylan. Dylan from our group? We used to go out, but I wouldn't go all the way like
00:11:08the others. I'd let him do everything else, but then he stopped hanging out with me and
00:11:14told me I was a cocktease. Come to find out, he's actually been throwing shade on me about
00:11:22certain private parts. Do you want to know what he's been saying? Only if you think it's
00:11:29important. I want to say it. He's been telling people that I have really long lips.
00:11:37Oh. They call me Lily Longlips. I have no control over what it looks like. Of course not. And
00:11:51it's bull anyway. We all come in different shapes and sizes. Seriously, there's no right or wrong
00:11:56when it comes to private parts. I read about this operation online, labioplasty. The important
00:12:05thing to think about is to avoid anyone who would shame you over anything. Do you want
00:12:13to know the really messed up thing? The thing I want most to happen now? What's that? I want
00:12:22to fuck Dylan. And I want him to love it. Many of us will pick the worst ways to feel loved,
00:12:31desired, worthy. Now, I want you to read this out loud every day. I love and accept myself.
00:12:42Where I am right now, I am safe. I want you to read it and practice believing it. And we'll
00:12:57see you on Wednesday.
00:12:59You know, I wish I could be just like you, Ms. Silver. You really have your act together.
00:13:16Meet the denizens of the Sandpiper apartment complex in Malibu. Trust fund babies, models,
00:13:22alcoholics, the lost people. Everyone looks toned, tanned, and deceptively healthy. But I loved
00:13:30him. He was so sweet. Should have known he wasn't a bond trader. He couldn't figure out the tip at a
00:13:36restaurant. He figured out how to max out your visa. Fashion show. Watch out. When are you
00:13:44Iranian or Russian? Join forces. Everyone, I've had an epiphany. From this day forward, I am done
00:13:53with all men. And you the chick? I'd probably end up with a nightmare like you. Right. I love you
00:14:00too, my green-eyed angel. I'm serious abstinence from this day forward. There's a Persian saying.
00:14:06Of course there is. You don't quit drinking water because a glass once broke. You already know what I
00:14:13think. It's the nice guy. Ugh, too nice. But I thought you said he was good in bed. That was
00:14:18stalker guy number two, not buying that horse again. Nice guy had sex with about as much
00:14:24improvisation as the formula for the isosceles triangle. But Finnegan McGinnigan? I saw him
00:14:30in Us magazine, a roundhouse kicking his own father in the nuts. But I saw in Tanzina he was
00:14:35clean and sober. I doubt that. All those years in and out of rehab. Plus, you know how shitty he
00:14:40treated me. Who is Finnegan? He'd have virginized Allie. You'd think there'll be vodka under
00:14:45the bridge by now. Some rotten experiences you carry with you forever. Life's not fair.
00:14:50Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love. Poor me. Poor you. Pour her a drink.
00:14:58And there goes another potato.
00:15:05Oh, shit. I'm not a narc, losers. We just assumed you didn't want to party. Sorry, dude. Do you want a bone?
00:15:19I'm good. I'm in. Me, too. Righty or lefty? Righty.
00:15:31There you go. Boom.
00:15:42Allie.
00:15:43Yes, trust on baby whose first words were room service.
00:15:46Yes. Stop bottom-feeding and give Mr. Nice Guy another shot.
00:15:51Have you been banging him?
00:15:52Not since I've been seeing dead guy. Rest in peace.
00:15:57Wake up, Allie. You're running out of runway, and he's Nice Guy.
00:16:07When I forage for my food, it allows me to focus on flavor and ideas.
00:16:11It's a reconnection to the world that existed before we got
00:16:16a little too fast.
00:16:19Hmm.
00:16:20In a really superficial world,
00:16:22it's hard to get something that's real.
00:16:24So Instagrammable.
00:16:27You can't have that level of uniqueness of flavor
00:16:29unless you diversify what you're using.
00:16:31Hmm, I'm all for diversity.
00:16:32Get out so good.
00:16:41Hmm.
00:16:44Want more?
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:55Allie, I'm not sure why you shut me out,
00:16:57but I really missed you.
00:17:00I missed you, too.
00:17:02I'm glad I called.
00:17:03How about you move in with me?
00:17:06Whoa.
00:17:07No, I...
00:17:07I know, I know it's fast,
00:17:09but you would love it here.
00:17:12Right from the first time we met
00:17:13at that foster home fundraiser,
00:17:15you said that being a mom was your greatest hope.
00:17:18My specific hope
00:17:19was to be a parent to a child
00:17:21who needed a home.
00:17:23I figured if you're okay to fostering,
00:17:25you'd be open to the whole
00:17:26nuclear thing as well.
00:17:28I think we're getting ahead of ourselves.
00:17:30Cart before the horse and all that.
00:17:32Listen, if you didn't like living here,
00:17:33you could always leave.
00:17:35No drama.
00:17:38Baby.
00:17:41When it comes to you,
00:17:44I'm all in.
00:17:48So what do you say we get all in the pool?
00:17:52Charming sunblacks.
00:17:55It's beckoning.
00:17:57Oh, is it now?
00:18:15I have a surprise for you.
00:18:18Something that I hope will turn you on.
00:18:22I always thought that maybe you felt
00:18:24that I was uptight in bed.
00:18:25No, Jake.
00:18:26Not at all.
00:18:28And we need to be more adventurous together.
00:18:32Meaning?
00:18:34I think it's time to explore our fantasies.
00:18:38I asked someone to come over.
00:18:41There's no romantic connection.
00:18:43So if you're interested...
00:18:44Well, aren't you really unproduced for a lot?
00:18:50When the hedges get trimmed,
00:18:52the tree stands for...
00:19:04And here she is right now.
00:19:06Allie, this is Yasmin.
00:19:07Yasmin, Allie.
00:19:08My pleasure.
00:19:09Hi, Sarah.
00:19:09Hi.
00:19:10Hi, Vyma.
00:19:14Why don't you, uh, join us in the water?
00:19:17And there it is.
00:19:35You did say you're all for diversity.
00:19:37Please.
00:19:54Hey.
00:19:55I'm so sorry.
00:19:57I should have told you before I sprained that on you.
00:19:59You think?
00:20:00I wanted to be real with you.
00:20:03It doesn't mean I'm gay.
00:20:04Not to say anything wrong with it.
00:20:06I just think I need some time to wrap my head around this.
00:20:08Don't let this change things between us.
00:20:12Oh, I got another call.
00:20:13I got a pal.
00:20:13Hey, will you still think about moving it?
00:20:16Ah, shit.
00:20:18Hello?
00:20:19Hi.
00:20:20This is Chris Purley.
00:20:22Detective Purley from the whole shooting thing.
00:20:26You said I could give you a call?
00:20:28Is this a bad time?
00:20:29Eight-year-old Margaret needs the stability and love of a forever family.
00:20:36In today's Foster Fridays, we meet this resilient girl.
00:20:45Dylan.
00:20:46Hi, Miss Silver.
00:20:48Hi.
00:20:49I just wanted to make sure you were handling this well.
00:20:51What?
00:20:52You know, the talk.
00:20:54It can be hard hearing about things that are beyond your control.
00:20:58What are you talking about?
00:21:00That they're calling anything unusually small a Dylan dick?
00:21:04High schoolers can be so mean.
00:21:06If you want to talk about it, the door's always open.
00:21:09I was like, is this one of my windows?
00:21:10I don't know.
00:21:12Look at this one of my doors.
00:21:13Why?
00:21:13Those are your windows HT dinghy?
00:21:14You can get your McLamin and woah-
00:21:22Miss Silver
00:21:41Finnegan
00:21:43I knew you'd still be in Malibu
00:21:45You don't look surprised or please
00:21:49Uh
00:21:50Can I come in?
00:21:54Uh
00:21:54Please
00:21:57They let you have animals in rehab?
00:22:05I'm in outpatient sober living now
00:22:07The dog's for you
00:22:09I'm allergic
00:22:10Oh, uh
00:22:12I guess I'll keep you for myself
00:22:14Um
00:22:15So
00:22:19Uh
00:22:20Maybe you read that my dad and me were in jail together
00:22:22For assaulting each other
00:22:24I may have seen something about it in the rags at the checkout line
00:22:27What a perfect Thanksgiving that was
00:22:29That's when you'd spend Thanksgiving behind bars
00:22:34Good to know
00:22:36Yeah
00:22:36Allie
00:22:39Uh
00:22:39This is the longest that I've been sober
00:22:43I've gone through most of the steps
00:22:45And you are on my amends list
00:22:48About time
00:22:49Why do so many of my exes wind up in rehab
00:22:52But never make amends to me?
00:22:53I'm trying to now
00:22:54I saw the doggy
00:22:56Some old guy was giving him away across the street
00:22:58And I figured
00:22:58That was a sign
00:23:00To tell you that I'm really sorry
00:23:02Aren't you supposed to take into account
00:23:04That it might hurt me more to have to deal with you again?
00:23:06I'm pretty sure it won't go like that
00:23:07Look listen
00:23:09I have thought about this for many years
00:23:12And stayed away since I was a mess for so long
00:23:14I was an idiot back then
00:23:17Be glad I disappeared
00:23:18Just because it was a long time ago
00:23:20Doesn't mean I forgot
00:23:21You slept with me
00:23:23Knowing that I loved you
00:23:24And left me waiting for the call that never came
00:23:27You simply vanished like a guilty thought
00:23:30I didn't mean it like that
00:23:32No
00:23:32Even that dog knows the difference between being stumbled over and being kicked
00:23:35I want to make it up to you
00:23:37I really do
00:23:38Can you give me my virginity back?
00:23:41Let me set things right
00:23:42Please
00:23:43At least let me try to help you understand the why of it all
00:23:47God willing you'll uh
00:23:49Give me a second chance
00:23:52The last guy I gave a second chance to ended up like Tony Montana
00:23:56Say how old am I little friend?
00:23:59You were always good at imitating other characters
00:24:01How are you doing it being yourself?
00:24:04I like it
00:24:05Is it really a dog allergy or is it me?
00:24:11We'll see
00:24:12You can call me on my school line
00:24:14And no stalking
00:24:16Oh uh
00:24:18That's good enough for me
00:24:19Bye for now
00:24:20Bye
00:24:21You checking me out?
00:24:26You may have changed but you are still full of yourself
00:24:28Or full of something
00:24:29I'll take that as a yes
00:24:31And now he wants to take you out
00:24:34To spread his bullshit as if it's the peanut butter choosy mother's shoes
00:24:37And your fault for it hook, line and sinker
00:24:40I do have a sweet tooth for second chances
00:24:43And third and fourth
00:24:44You've been on this merry-go-round too many times, Abby
00:24:47So what would you happen to tell him?
00:24:49I'd say what Clark Gable never quite said
00:24:50Frankly, my duck, I don't give a fuck
00:24:53And ghost that douche nozzle
00:24:54We were both only 16
00:24:56Needless to say, I didn't write about it in our virginity box
00:25:00But maybe I could use some closure
00:25:02Maybe that'll work
00:25:04Damn, I forgot about that
00:25:06What?
00:25:07Our virginity box
00:25:08Oh yeah
00:25:09We painted cherries all over it
00:25:11And promised when either one of us lost our cherries
00:25:13We're living on the box
00:25:15I can't believe you still had it squirreled away
00:25:21Now that's some dust weed
00:25:24Swipe from my mom's secret stash
00:25:27I can't believe we didn't smoke or drink this all
00:25:29No, we were saving some in case of an earthquake or a nuclear fallout
00:25:33Remember the first time we got wasted?
00:25:35It was like 14, I think
00:25:3713
00:25:37Oh, and we tried to roll a joint with a tampon wrapper
00:25:40And you had this bright idea of using notebook paper
00:25:43Fuck off, that was your idea
00:25:44Qualities of a de-virginizer
00:25:47He must be hilarious
00:25:50Ooh, right, gnarly waves
00:25:52Love movies
00:25:53Be humble
00:25:53Wear boxers
00:25:55Great dancer
00:25:58Luscious lips
00:25:59He must not be embarrassed to make valentines with us
00:26:06Be a Scorpio
00:26:07Be a tourist
00:26:08Look at this
00:26:10And they live happily ever after
00:26:14Now there's a wish for Lincoln
00:26:16And the dog
00:26:19Turns out he has leukemia
00:26:20Started to take him to chemo twice a week
00:26:23There's a reason he ended up in my hands
00:26:25So that I could take care of him
00:26:26I really am allergic
00:26:28Mm-hmm
00:26:30So
00:26:32Do you like this place?
00:26:34It's just like the surf shop we used to hang out on MTC
00:26:38Good times
00:26:41I own it
00:26:42Get out
00:26:43My crew thinks that I should put up posters of my father rocking out on stage or something
00:26:48The old school surfers would love it
00:26:51But I wanted this to be the one thing that I did without his shadow over
00:26:54Show
00:26:55I used the money from that trade and wreck reality show to buy this place
00:26:58None of it was his money
00:27:00We used to talk about owning a place like this one day
00:27:05We did?
00:27:08Allie, I can't remember all the things that I did to hurt you
00:27:11A, you were so coked up after prom you couldn't keep it hard enough to finish
00:27:15Then maybe it doesn't count
00:27:16You made me bleed
00:27:18It counts
00:27:20And you lied to me that it was your first time
00:27:23But then I found out about your de-virginizing spree
00:27:25And that I was just number whatever
00:27:27I wished you were my first
00:27:28Not some random who really wanted to screw my dad
00:27:32I was a consolation prize
00:27:34But good enough so that she could boast that she got it on with the son of a rock god
00:27:37I was 13
00:27:39Allie, I went through all those women knowing that you were different
00:27:43That you're like an angel, way too good for me
00:27:45I'll be an angel
00:27:46Well, I made a pact with myself to stay far away to protect you
00:27:49I have no excuses, but I have my reasons
00:27:53Did you have a reason that you left me right after?
00:27:57Not a word
00:27:58Where the hell did you go anyway?
00:28:03I went to a dealer
00:28:04My father's dealer, actually
00:28:06And the three of us smoked crack all night
00:28:08To start a week-long bender
00:28:10You chose drugs over me
00:28:14Back then, and for many years
00:28:17I would choose drugs over anything
00:28:19But not anymore?
00:28:22No, no, no, no
00:28:24I'm alive
00:28:25And I'm glad to be right here
00:28:27Me too
00:28:30I loved you then, Allie
00:28:32And I messed up, and I haven't forgotten it
00:28:35I'm not asking for your forgiveness
00:28:38But maybe someday
00:28:39Well
00:28:41I admit
00:28:43I've been selfish to make assumptions about your life
00:28:46And been
00:28:47Blaming you for all the loser men in mine
00:28:50Even though
00:28:50I've heard about your troubles in the tabloids
00:28:53And reading your brother's memoir
00:28:55Well, that gave you some idea
00:28:56Of the shit show that I went through
00:28:58What do you say to a truce?
00:29:06Sounds good
00:29:07Better yet
00:29:08How about a do-over?
00:29:11Did you do your homework, Billy?
00:29:14Fears of a teen with scishophobia and pneumrophobia
00:29:17You got the names down, Pat?
00:29:20Yeah
00:29:20I remember scishophobia
00:29:21Because it sounds like shitophobia
00:29:23Without the H
00:29:24Okay
00:29:25Go on
00:29:26All of my fears come down to the same thing
00:29:29If I don't do things my way
00:29:31Then something dreadful will happen
00:29:32If the TV volume isn't an odd number
00:29:35Then something terrible will happen
00:29:36If the TV channel isn't odd
00:29:38Then something terrible will happen
00:29:39So much for watching BoJack Horseman
00:29:41If I choose a candy from your box of them
00:29:44Then it has to be three candies over
00:29:46And three down
00:29:47Or I'll get a dreadful disease
00:29:49You know what, Billy?
00:29:51Thoughts are just thoughts
00:29:52Not threats
00:29:53All right
00:29:55I can't go back on the meds
00:29:58I already told my psychiatrist
00:30:00They make me feel dopey all day
00:30:01Okay
00:30:02You know what?
00:30:02Let's talk progress
00:30:04Like the exposure therapy
00:30:06Well, my mom couldn't believe that
00:30:09I only put my clothes at the washer once
00:30:12Instead of three or five times
00:30:13See?
00:30:15That's terrific
00:30:15No, I think you're ready for this one
00:30:17Otherwise I wouldn't offer it
00:30:19One, two, three
00:30:27One, two, three
00:30:28I'm not hungry
00:30:30Belly?
00:30:31No
00:30:32My friend Veronica makes these chocolates
00:30:34I've seen her little factory
00:30:36It's so clean
00:30:37You could eat off the floor
00:30:38Allie
00:30:39Okay, okay
00:30:40Maybe you wouldn't
00:30:40But let me just tell you something
00:30:42These chocolates are not going to give you a disease
00:30:44I can promise you that
00:30:45And you want to know what?
00:30:46They're really delicious
00:30:47You can do it
00:30:49Just close your eyes
00:30:50Anchor your positive thoughts
00:30:53And pick a random piece
00:30:55I bet I know what this is
00:31:21Two free tickets to that deflagration tank
00:31:25I was telling you about
00:31:26You should come with me
00:31:27Oh, I'm claustrophobic
00:31:29Two hours floating in water
00:31:30In total blackness
00:31:32It's all from blackness
00:31:33That we see the light
00:31:34Is that one of those wise
00:31:36Persian sayings?
00:31:38Think about it
00:31:39M'lady
00:31:49I see you wore your best Bib and Tucker
00:31:51And you look like a waiter
00:31:54At a 1980s luau
00:31:55Our carriage awaits
00:31:59We're making such an effort
00:32:04To find out if there's intelligent life
00:32:06Out there on other planets
00:32:07But did we ever think that
00:32:09If it existed
00:32:10They would be doing the same thing
00:32:11Trying to find us
00:32:13Think about it
00:32:14The most important evidence that we're alone
00:32:16Is that we are alone
00:32:19We should go to church sometime
00:32:27You do know I'm Jewish
00:32:29Well, only half
00:32:30Your mom's Christian
00:32:31She married four Jewish guys
00:32:34Jewish by injection
00:32:35Sorry, that was crass
00:32:38You'll figure it out
00:32:39Well, how about this Sunday?
00:32:43There's a potluck
00:32:44And there's a van
00:32:45And there's this
00:32:46You don't have to try silver
00:32:47I'm sorry, I'm not used to doing this silver
00:32:50I'm just worried
00:32:52Do I ever turn this thing around
00:32:54And let's get home
00:32:54Do you know why we have this spot here?
00:32:58This indentation?
00:33:00Tell me
00:33:01I was at this meditation retreat
00:33:03And there was a shop in there
00:33:05You believe in that stuff?
00:33:07I'm always searching
00:33:08So he was talking about angels
00:33:10And I couldn't relate
00:33:11So he said this thing that rang true to me
00:33:13He said
00:33:15Before we come into this world as a baby
00:33:17We already know everything about our past, present, and future
00:33:21But
00:33:23At the exact moment of birth
00:33:26An angel comes down and goes
00:33:28Shh
00:33:29So we spend our whole lives trying to remember what we already know
00:33:35Then you made your mark on me
00:33:41Permanent
00:33:43Like a tattoo
00:33:45Bad tattoo
00:33:47But hey, we were 16
00:33:50And I'm ready for our do-over
00:34:17Read our book
00:34:22In些 how to patterns
00:34:23I
00:34:25We used to write
00:34:26I liked
00:34:27A one
00:34:29Sometimes
00:34:29A beautiful
00:34:30But
00:34:32Family
00:34:32By
00:34:34I
00:34:36I
00:34:37She
00:34:37And
00:34:37I
00:34:38I
00:34:39I
00:34:40I
00:34:40I
00:34:40I
00:34:41I
00:34:43I
00:34:43I
00:34:44I
00:34:45I
00:34:47I
00:35:17We don't need it.
00:35:37Oh, I insist.
00:35:39We can mess around, but not all the way.
00:35:46Okay.
00:35:48Why not?
00:35:53When I had bought him, I found Jesus.
00:35:59Was he playing hide and seek?
00:36:03He came to me.
00:36:05He spoke to me.
00:36:06Oh.
00:36:07Eight billion people and he spoke to you.
00:36:10He speaks to many.
00:36:12He's shown me the way and this is the path I've taken.
00:36:16I'm celibate.
00:36:17As in you'll celibate and give the rats for free?
00:36:22I mean it.
00:36:23I know this is weird coming from me.
00:36:28Ben?
00:36:29You said this was our do-over?
00:36:31Like, as in you'd make love to me on high thread count linens?
00:36:37As in you'd make love to me on high thread count linens?
00:36:42As in you wouldn't kick me to the curb?
00:36:44As in you wouldn't disappear without a trace?
00:36:46I don't want to disappear.
00:36:47Ali, we definitely have a connection.
00:36:51We could start going to church together.
00:36:53There's a lot of cool born again couples.
00:36:55Two weeks ago, I suddenly found myself speaking in tongues.
00:37:03We can still be naked.
00:37:06I'll even go down on you.
00:37:09Oh, how generous.
00:37:11Well, I just can't go further until you're truly committed.
00:37:14To?
00:37:15Accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
00:37:19Sex is only for married couples to create babies.
00:37:22I want us to go to heaven together, but I'm worried about you.
00:37:25About me?
00:37:27Hanging out with sinners.
00:37:29Didn't Jesus hang out with a prostitute?
00:37:32Hell is real.
00:37:34Ali, you can't compromise God.
00:37:36It's in Revelations.
00:37:37God said, because you're neither hot nor cold, I spit you out of my mouth.
00:37:44I don't want you to end up in eternal damnation.
00:38:04One shot shy of midnight.
00:38:08Not everyone likes your dog.
00:38:12I'm not your algorithm.
00:38:16Still living in an analog.
00:38:20Safety shark.
00:38:22That's what I really want.
00:38:24Safety shark.
00:38:26That's what I want.
00:38:28Safety shark.
00:38:30Friends, lovers, losers, lend me your ears.
00:38:37I come not to praise men, but to bury them.
00:38:40New name for Finnegan, anybody?
00:38:42Jesus of Malibu.
00:38:44Born again Finnegan.
00:38:46Christ on a surfboard.
00:38:47Oh, oh.
00:38:48Finnegan won't put it in again.
00:38:52Wait, wait, wait.
00:38:53I have something to praise too.
00:38:55Guess who has the best dick in Malibu?
00:39:00Ali's brother John.
00:39:02Ah, no.
00:39:03You didn't.
00:39:04Oh.
00:39:05I gave him a green job.
00:39:07What is a green job?
00:39:08A blow job and a hybrid.
00:39:10What is so disgusting on so many levels?
00:39:14I present to you my one faithful girlfriend.
00:39:21Molly.
00:39:22Yes.
00:39:27Dorothy.
00:39:29You're welcome.
00:39:35I'm happy where I am.
00:39:38Fuck it.
00:39:39I want to be somewhere else.
00:39:40I'm in.
00:39:44I'm out.
00:39:45Oh, don't do me like that.
00:39:48Yeah.
00:39:49You're really ready to be a mom.
00:39:50You'd have to be a set of stone to understand that.
00:40:05A flower is beautiful from all sides.
00:40:14I'm going to understand that a flower is beautiful from all sides.
00:40:22We've never tried this before.
00:40:24I want to try this.
00:40:28At least once.
00:40:32So you can go to prison for doing this?
00:40:34Oh, yeah.
00:40:35Nothing that could seem like dancing with me.
00:40:38What?
00:40:39We've been too mad.
00:40:44No wonder in the white tail, but...
00:40:48Oh, yeah.
00:40:49The moment I got out of the alien aerospace,
00:40:52I tossed off my huge job,
00:40:54and I ordered champagne on my way to USA.
00:40:58God bless America!
00:41:00God bless America!
00:41:02God bless America!
00:41:04God bless America!
00:41:06God bless America!
00:41:08God bless America!
00:41:10God bless America!
00:41:12God bless America!
00:41:17I understand!
00:41:19...
00:41:22You have to stay from inJade
00:41:30We're not doing this because you feel sorry for me.
00:41:33I don't want anybody sitting here.
00:41:35No, I'm doing this because it makes me feel good right now.
00:41:39I think we have a connection.
00:41:42Don't you think we have a connection?
00:41:46Fuck yeah.
00:42:05Oh, hello?
00:42:22Hi, this is Detective Purley from the Malibu Sheriff's Department.
00:42:25I hope I'm not calling too early.
00:42:27No, um, I'm sorry about not calling you back.
00:42:31I, um...
00:42:32No problem, no problem.
00:42:33I'm actually phoning regarding Brock Sheridan.
00:42:36I have something that I think you want.
00:42:38Oh, what's that?
00:42:39Um, well, I thought it must have been stolen, but it wasn't reported,
00:42:43so I took a closer look, and it was engraved.
00:42:46Allie and Brock forever.
00:42:49It's an engagement ring.
00:42:51Oh.
00:42:55It's, uh, here at the station if you want to come by and pick it up.
00:42:59Or I could bring it to you.
00:43:00Uh, can I call you back?
00:43:04There's somebody at the door.
00:43:07Bad timing again.
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:08Um, well, it's under lock and key, so come by whenever you can.
00:43:13Hello?
00:43:13What happened to you?
00:43:23Let's just say my party went from ecstasy to agony.
00:43:29Consequences?
00:43:30Well, don't gloat just because you were right.
00:43:33Plus, that was a shitty thing to say about me not being ready to be a mom.
00:43:37Yeah, I thought about that.
00:43:38It wasn't cool.
00:43:39You're supposed to be on my side, even when you know I'm wrong.
00:43:42I'm sorry.
00:43:43And I need a favor.
00:43:45I expect to see some groveling first.
00:43:49Pick up Chloe from school tomorrow?
00:43:51I have a convention.
00:43:53I thought of two.
00:43:54Oh.
00:43:56You know what, Allie?
00:43:57What I should have said was,
00:43:58you don't need a man to complete you.
00:44:00You don't even need a man to wear as a child.
00:44:02I guess.
00:44:04Guess?
00:44:05Suppose.
00:44:06Suppose?
00:44:06All right, I know.
00:44:08Well, then pull your head out of your butt and do something about it.
00:44:12You can handle it.
00:44:13I think.
00:44:14Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for a pity party.
00:44:18What else is wrong?
00:44:19Let's see.
00:44:20My goody-two-shoes doctor will prescribe me enough pain pills.
00:44:23My neck is killing me.
00:44:25And I got a marriage proposal from beyond the grave.
00:44:29Dead guy's ghost?
00:44:30Damn.
00:44:31Stay with me, Fee.
00:44:32I got Haagen-Dazs and I don't want to be alone.
00:44:36You know I would if I could.
00:44:38I gotta pick up Chloe from a birthday party.
00:44:40Got a boat.
00:44:43Love you.
00:44:43Oh, baby.
00:44:57Hmm.
00:44:58Got your message.
00:45:00It's solutions to all your troubles.
00:45:02Ex-girlfriend is an anesthesiologist.
00:45:08Still writes me as many scripts as I want.
00:45:10We'll begin with fancy cotton and Adderall.
00:45:14Maybe some pot.
00:45:17Is everything smooth?
00:45:18What the hell?
00:45:22Ooh.
00:45:23Ooh.
00:45:27I need to put yourself there.
00:45:36What is going on?
00:45:38How you doing?
00:45:39Ah, come up with this pie.
00:45:42One, two, three.
00:45:43Let it come to me.
00:45:45I want to leave.
00:45:46Hold up.
00:45:46We party all night
00:46:00Yeah, dude, check it out
00:46:06This is what she was like for my appointment
00:46:08Oh my gosh
00:46:11All out for the cow
00:46:16Oh my gosh
00:46:46Shit, shit, shit
00:47:02How could you flake on this?
00:47:03I fell asleep
00:47:05I totally sleep
00:47:06If it was just me
00:47:07Is she okay?
00:47:08But my child, your goddaughter
00:47:09But Chloe's okay?
00:47:10I told you I couldn't be there
00:47:11I know, I know
00:47:13I'm so sorry
00:47:15But is she okay?
00:47:16For fuck's sake
00:47:17Yes, she's okay
00:47:18My ex-mother-in-law was able to pick her up from school before it closed
00:47:22She waited two hours
00:47:23Anything could have happened to her
00:47:24Why didn't she call somebody?
00:47:27She fucking did call someone
00:47:28She called you
00:47:29Check your damn messages
00:47:30I'm never gonna forget this one
00:47:32Veronica, I get it
00:47:34I said I was sorry
00:47:35But you're making this up into something worse than it is
00:47:38The school wouldn't have left her there
00:47:40They know shit happens
00:47:41Are you seriously rationalizing your behavior?
00:47:44You're selfish and delusional
00:47:45I get that you're upset
00:47:46But you're coming at me loaded for bear
00:47:48With your barrage of insults
00:47:50It's gonna help anything
00:47:50You wanna hear a barrage of insults?
00:47:52Ellie, look
00:47:52I know you've been through a shitload
00:47:54But the drama and the drugs are getting stale
00:47:55You're acting like some rebelling, self-centered teenager
00:47:58And you're acting like a hysterical bitch
00:48:00I don't wanna be around you
00:48:02Are you serious?
00:48:04After everything I've done for you?
00:48:06And now to see how insignificant I am to you
00:48:08How unimportant your goddaughter has become to you
00:48:11Why don't you and your Russian model just crash and burn without me?
00:48:14Oh, you are being so extra
00:48:16You wouldn't understand
00:48:17You don't have children
00:48:18No!
00:48:28You idiot
00:48:53Detective, you scared the bejesus out of me
00:49:10Sure, what happened to your neck?
00:49:12Hard to explain
00:49:14You came to the station for the ring
00:49:16I thought if I had you bring it to me
00:49:18It would be weird
00:49:18Like you were proposing to me
00:49:20Yeah
00:49:21I figure I'll sell the ring
00:49:24Makes sense
00:49:25Dollars and cents
00:49:26Anyways, thanks for the extra effort
00:49:30Can I call you, Ellie?
00:49:32That's my name
00:49:33On the phone
00:49:34Oh, no
00:49:36I mean, all right already
00:49:40You can come by Friday at 8
00:49:42And try not to dress like a detective
00:49:43I'll come undercover
00:49:45Or you'll come under my covers
00:49:48Oh, Ellie
00:49:50Jesus
00:49:50Sometimes I have diarrhea of the mouth
00:49:52Sometimes I have constipation in the brain
00:49:55So
00:49:55Thanks for a good couple
00:49:56I'll see you Friday
00:49:58You feel better
00:49:59Hey, don't I know you from...
00:50:21Well, I like to call him Mr. Nice Guy
00:50:23That he is
00:50:24Looks painful
00:50:26Oh, long story
00:50:28Have a seat
00:50:29I'm sorry
00:50:36For...
00:50:37For bolting like that?
00:50:38You're living such a rush
00:50:40You forgot your bag of weed
00:50:41I finished it
00:50:42Finder's keepers
00:50:44Yasmin
00:50:45It has nothing to do with you
00:50:47I have kids at my school
00:50:48Who are gender fluid
00:50:49And every other combination
00:50:51It was just that I...
00:50:53I realized I didn't want to share my man with anybody
00:50:56It's just not who I am
00:50:58But you're beautiful, Yasmin
00:51:00And I love how you're so comfortable with who you are
00:51:04I wish there was somebody as amazing as you are
00:51:06When I was back in high school
00:51:08It would have saved me a lot of shame
00:51:10My...
00:51:10My dad
00:51:12He was okay with it all
00:51:13But my mom, Jesus
00:51:15What was the last time you talked to her?
00:51:18It's been a while
00:51:19I call mine
00:51:21Leave messages
00:51:22I get to hear her voice
00:51:24Even though it's just recorded
00:51:26That will expire soon
00:51:27How long has it been since you passed away?
00:51:30Nine months
00:51:31She's getting your message some kind of way
00:51:35I miss her
00:51:36Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetie
00:51:38Oh, my gosh, hi
00:51:43I gotta go, hon
00:51:44I can't be late for my laser lady
00:51:46And luscious legs
00:51:47I'm gonna say that four times fast
00:51:49Take care of yourself
00:51:52Uh, and if you see a nice guy
00:51:55Tell him to say hey
00:51:56And no part of your legs
00:51:58Seriously
00:51:58Will do
00:51:59Take care, okay?
00:52:04Those are from the Abiche tribe
00:52:16I got those when I was traveling in Nigeria
00:52:18It was a crazy trip
00:52:19Do you like to travel?
00:52:22Um, I don't get out much
00:52:25Um, who was that?
00:52:28Oh, yeah, that's my father
00:52:30He's so serious
00:52:32He was a painter, composer
00:52:34Needless to say
00:52:36I didn't really take after him
00:52:37But I love art
00:52:38And the symphony
00:52:39Oh, he, um
00:52:42Was right in the middle of this
00:52:43When he passed away
00:52:44He always said
00:52:45Art is a race against death
00:52:47Looks like he lost the race right there
00:52:53Okay, are you ready?
00:52:58Uh, maybe
00:52:59Which would you choose?
00:53:03Be alone for the rest of your life?
00:53:05Or surrounded by annoying people?
00:53:08I am surrounded by annoying people
00:53:10Present company accepted
00:53:12Thank you
00:53:13And I am alone
00:53:14Present company accepted
00:53:16My turn?
00:53:19Which would you choose?
00:53:22To smoke 50 cigarettes in a row
00:53:24Or
00:53:25Drink 12 beers in a row
00:53:27That's gonna be tough
00:53:28Because I've never had a cigarette or a beer
00:53:30Shut up
00:53:32No beer
00:53:33No pot
00:53:34Never had a cup of coffee
00:53:36An aspirin
00:53:36And I've never missed a morning run
00:53:38Mmm, clean marine
00:53:40Yeah
00:53:40I bet my wine was a big fail then
00:53:43Uh
00:53:44No, it's just
00:53:46See, my mom was addicted to all of them
00:53:49So I swore to myself
00:53:50I'd never let anything control me
00:53:52Okay, um
00:53:56Next
00:53:57Which would you choose?
00:54:00Have your best friend catch you lying
00:54:02Or lie to your best friend?
00:54:05Mmm
00:54:05I'd hate to be caught lying
00:54:07So it doesn't mean this is the worst
00:54:09I've never lied to my best friend
00:54:11But I have lied for her
00:54:12Since the story came out
00:54:14No, no
00:54:15I mean
00:54:15I haven't told anybody about it
00:54:17Except my best friend
00:54:18Because she was there
00:54:19But top secret
00:54:20It's okay
00:54:21All good
00:54:22You don't have to tell me
00:54:23I mean, I opened up about my mom
00:54:26And everything
00:54:26It's okay
00:54:28I mean
00:54:29Okay
00:54:29Fine, I'll tell you
00:54:30Okay
00:54:30Don't say anything
00:54:31I was hanging out by the pool
00:54:34With my best friend
00:54:35And her daughter, Chloe
00:54:36We're just chilling
00:54:38And I went inside to use the bathroom
00:54:41And when I came out
00:54:42My best friend was asleep
00:54:44And her daughter was
00:54:45Faced out
00:54:47I had to do mouth to mouth
00:54:50And everything
00:54:51It was really bad
00:54:52And how was the kid?
00:54:54She was good
00:54:54But it was a close call
00:54:56You did good
00:54:57Thank you
00:54:58But then her husband came home
00:55:00And their marriage was already on the rocks
00:55:01And I knew if he found out
00:55:03He would hold it against her
00:55:04So I lied to him
00:55:06And said that I fell asleep
00:55:07And that she
00:55:08Saved her kid
00:55:09You took the farm
00:55:11And that's a good friend
00:55:12Thanks
00:55:14I love her
00:55:15Can I ask you
00:55:16Do you ever want to have children?
00:55:19I
00:55:19I can't
00:55:21Thank you, Mayor
00:55:22Rakitansky-Kusterhauser Syndrome
00:55:24If you want to have some wine
00:55:30It's fine with me
00:55:30It's okay
00:55:31It's fine
00:55:32It's okay
00:55:32If you can go
00:55:33Your whole life without
00:55:34I don't need to have a glass of wine
00:55:36I'm curious about something
00:55:38You know what they did to the cat
00:55:42From what I've seen
00:55:44Your choice in suitors
00:55:45Is not to be relied on
00:55:47Why is that?
00:55:54As Princess Leia said
00:55:55In the garbage compactor scene
00:55:56It's not over yet
00:55:58That's good
00:55:59Because I can be relied on
00:56:01No crap, Koja?
00:56:07Oh, no crap
00:56:08I never thought I would actually get to say this literally
00:56:23But
00:56:24But
00:56:24Is there a gun in your pocket
00:56:26Or are you just happy
00:56:27Which would you choose?
00:56:37Ellie
00:56:38I never sleep with a woman on the first date
00:56:41I'm really hoping there's gonna be a second
00:56:44Yeah, dude, check it out
00:56:56This is what she was like for my appointment
00:56:58Someone linked it up to the school homepage
00:57:12No comment?
00:57:19Maybe I did hire you to be young
00:57:21I'm processing
00:57:22Look, we both know nothing happens on this campus
00:57:26Without me being aware of it
00:57:28This is what I do
00:57:29I'm here, I'm present
00:57:3025 years sober
00:57:31And here's the rub
00:57:34It's out of my hands now
00:57:36Now that everybody's seen it
00:57:37I'm gonna have to explain to the school board
00:57:40And to Supervisor Gibbs
00:57:41And you know it's guilty until proven innocent
00:57:46With that bunch of piranhas
00:57:47Am I on trial for napping?
00:57:49No
00:57:50But you will be for taking this too lightly
00:57:52How in the hell did you get yourself caught up
00:57:55In such an awkward situation in the first place?
00:57:56I fell asleep in my office
00:57:58I was in a lot of pain
00:58:00And I needed a quick catnap
00:58:02And you didn't notice somebody filming you from head to toe?
00:58:05That's not some kind of safe napping
00:58:07And what happened to your neck?
00:58:09I don't feel that's pertinent
00:58:10Incorrect
00:58:12If you're under medication while on the job
00:58:14You must log in with the nurse
00:58:15Along with the doctor's prescription
00:58:17And that is pertinent
00:58:18Do you realize the legalities have to go through
00:58:20On a daily basis with the parents here?
00:58:22Principal Davis?
00:58:41Once you've seen somebody run over by a bus
00:58:43It's hard to figure out what to do with the rest of your day
00:58:46My God, you did?
00:58:48I saw her on the sidewalk
00:58:53With her walker
00:58:54I guess the bus driver did
00:58:57And just like that
00:58:59Came over
00:59:01I think you should go home
00:59:05I think you're in a mild state of shock
00:59:07I gotta shake this off
00:59:09For the best I can for my kids
00:59:12Well, I assure you
00:59:15This will not happen again
00:59:17See that old lady run over by a bus?
00:59:19My situation
00:59:20I promise
00:59:21Principal Davis
00:59:22I will make sure to lock
00:59:23All medication in with the nurse
00:59:26Maybe it's time you took inventory
00:59:29And figured out
00:59:31Your part in this fiasco
00:59:32Meaning
00:59:34What?
00:59:37Meaning
00:59:37If you've got kittens in the oven
00:59:39You don't call them muffins
00:59:40If it's not dark chocolate
00:59:45There's no point
00:59:47What?
00:59:49I finally found my clean marines-oholic
00:59:52As in shockaholic
00:59:54But buyer beware
00:59:55Life won't be worth living in 2021
00:59:57Oh, why's that?
00:59:59That's when the world's supply of sustainable cocoa
01:00:02Will be devastated
01:00:03There will be a global chocolate drought
01:00:05Mmm, the clock's ticking
01:00:07I'm gonna get it while you can
01:00:11Chocolate
01:00:27Mary
01:00:28Do I use your bathroom?
01:00:39Oh
01:00:40I don't know, can't you?
01:00:44No, I hated when my teacher would say that to me
01:00:46Right?
01:00:47Yeah
01:00:48Evil
01:00:48The worst
01:00:49It's just how I'm home
01:00:51I
01:00:52I
01:00:52I
01:00:52I
01:00:53I
01:00:54I
01:00:55I
01:00:57I
01:00:59I
01:01:01I
01:01:03I
01:01:05I
01:01:07I
01:01:09I
01:01:11I
01:01:13I
01:01:15I
01:01:17I
01:01:18I
01:01:19I
01:01:19I
01:01:22Allie
01:01:22Is everything okay?
01:01:25Um
01:01:25Okay, whatever you have to say, just say it
01:01:31Okay
01:01:32Um
01:01:33Allie, what we've started can't last
01:01:38Your world is just too crazy
01:01:40And if there's one thing I've learned from my past marriages
01:01:42Marriages?
01:01:43You didn't tell me there were two
01:01:44Or more?
01:01:46One thing I've learned is I have to stop trying to rescue women.
01:01:51So that's your conclusion based on your snooping?
01:01:54You have a bottle of oxy in someone else's name, Adderall.
01:01:57You know what, I don't appreciate people going through my shit.
01:01:59Well, then if you have nothing to hide...
01:02:00You know what, you're the biggest fucking control freak in the world.
01:02:03I'm done trying to catch a falling knife.
01:02:04Well, I don't need rescuing.
01:02:06Good, because I'm not a lifeguard anymore.
01:02:07No, you're just a fucking guy with a badge and a stick up his ass.
01:02:14The door's right over there, Allie.
01:02:16Don't forget your oxy.
01:02:21Had a fucking neck injury?
01:02:27Fuck you.
01:02:29Mature.
01:02:30Don't want your fresh big daisies.
01:02:40Don't want your Jesus Christ.
01:02:44Don't want your dark chocolates.
01:02:48Don't want your judgment for...
01:02:51родs.
01:03:01You need your heart.
01:03:03Flex.
01:03:03Don't want your totes.
01:03:04Don't want your spark.
01:03:04Don't want your Zach.
01:03:05Right.
01:03:05That's what I want
01:03:27In the last month, we've had formal complaints from Dylan and his parents and Lily and her parents
01:03:32about your poor judgment, inappropriate behavior, and unethical choices
01:03:37Dylan, can you share with us what Ms. Silver said to you?
01:03:41She told me that all the other students were calling anything small a Dylan dick
01:03:46They weren't, she was just trying to freak me out
01:03:49Lily, would you mind telling us what made you feel uncomfortable about your sessions with Ms. Silver?
01:03:54She was just...
01:03:56I'm pretty sure she hates men
01:03:59Lily, why are you doing this?
01:04:00We're the ones asking the questions here
01:04:02You two may go now
01:04:04You have also been caught on video, sleeping, seductively
01:04:09Seductively?
01:04:11Are you joking?
01:04:13I don't know who took that video, but, um, I felt violated
01:04:16You also have admitted of being on the medication without informing the school nurse as required
01:04:21And now, we have a star athlete's parents threatening to sue the school
01:04:24Due to your erratic behavior, I'm asking that you take a drug test immediately
01:04:30If you fail to do so, I must ask for your resignation
01:04:33And if you do not want to comply with this, I will terminate your work here, effective immediately
01:04:38Well, I guess I was wrong
01:04:45You did get to see another woman get run over again
01:04:52Take back your melting ice caps
01:04:58Can't see what you foresaw
01:05:00Take back the Iatola
01:05:05Mommy likes me, flawed
01:05:09Safety sharp
01:05:11That's what I really want
01:05:13Safety sharp
01:05:15That's what I want
01:05:17Safety sharp
01:05:19That's what I really want
01:05:21Safety sharp
01:05:23That's what I want
01:05:25That's what I want
01:05:44Tell me, baby
01:05:48It was fine, Erja
01:05:50What can I do to help?
01:05:54Take me away
01:05:58Far, far away
01:06:00I thought you might say that
01:06:04What am I in kindergarten?
01:06:08Just wait
01:06:10How do you feel?
01:06:23How do you feel?
01:06:27Like I'm swimming in a pool
01:06:30With warm marshmallows
01:06:32It's vent, alright
01:06:36Close your eyes, my beauty
01:06:41Where are you alive?
01:06:42I'm not.
01:06:43Be ready
01:06:44Good
01:06:46Be ready
01:06:47Absolutely
01:06:48I'll be ready
01:06:49I'll be ready
01:06:50I'll be ready
01:06:51I'll be ready
01:06:52You'll be ready
01:06:53You'll be ready
01:06:54Have you ever kissed Veronica?
01:07:15I've ever kissed a new girl.
01:07:24Honey, honey, wake up, wake up, honey, wake up.
01:07:45Hi, you've reached Eva Silver.
01:07:52Tip for the day, write the bad things that happened to you in sand, carve the good things that happened to you on a slap of marble, and leave a message at the beep.
01:08:04The mailbox is full and cannot accept any messages at this time. Goodbye.
01:08:08Mommy, I must be such a disappointment to you.
01:08:18This is not what you'd want for me.
01:08:20I wish I could hear you tell me that one day I'll get it right.
01:08:33That this is just the end of what you taught me was an annus horribilis, a horrible year, written in sand.
01:08:41Love yourself.
01:08:45I wish I could hear you tell me that one day I could hear you tell me, but I'm the only one day I've ever been to you.
01:08:49They're not the only one day.
01:08:50They're not the only one day I've ever been to you.
01:08:51They're not the only one day I've been to you.
01:08:58Love yourself.
01:09:03Love yourself.
01:09:41It's like this thing I was told.
01:09:45It's in total blackness that you can see the light.
01:09:47In the tank, images and memories flow in and out.
01:09:51And it gave me a safe place to process and to get honest with myself.
01:09:55Move through the ridiculousness of it all.
01:09:57I didn't know what you'd been going through.
01:09:59As in, fired from my job, not living an authentic grown-up life.
01:10:03My first and last ride in the back of an ambulance.
01:10:07Wow. I'm glad you're safe.
01:10:09It was a real wake-up call.
01:10:12I'm going to start back with the foster parenting classes, get back to what's important.
01:10:16So you're cool doing it on your own?
01:10:19Yeah, I am.
01:10:21But I can't be a foster parent until I get a job, so it's a whole process.
01:10:25I may be able to help you out with that.
01:10:30I know one of the board of directors for Promises Rehab, right here in Malibu.
01:10:35They're looking for another therapist.
01:10:38Past drug use isn't a detriment.
01:10:40It's a requirement.
01:10:41That would be incredible.
01:10:45So how's your girlfriend?
01:10:47What'd you say her name was?
01:10:49Carmen.
01:10:50We're engaged.
01:10:51Oh, I forgot.
01:10:53You move fast.
01:10:55What did you say about, uh...
01:10:58I told Carmen that I'm from Kansas, that I forage for my own food, and I like threesomes with women like Yasmin.
01:11:05And?
01:11:06She said,
01:11:08I've never met anybody from Kansas before.
01:11:11Right?
01:11:17It's good to see you.
01:11:19It's good to see you.
01:11:21I'm glad you're doing well.
01:11:24Shit!
01:11:26I'm supposed to be here somewhere.
01:11:27How can I get a zit at my age?
01:11:29I'm supposed to be worried about wrinkles and sun damage, not zits.
01:11:32Relax, you got this.
01:11:34That's what nice guys said.
01:11:35I wouldn't have went into this interview without him.
01:11:37Nice guys would have been living up to his name.
01:11:39And I wouldn't be here without you.
01:11:40The hospital visits, the rest of it.
01:11:43I couldn't lose my best friend.
01:11:45Even if she was being a dumbass.
01:11:48Just put toothpaste on it.
01:11:50That's blue.
01:11:51I need to conceal.
01:11:53Oh, there's so much shit in here.
01:11:55Dress or pants?
01:11:56Where pants?
01:11:57Uh, the purple sweater set with the golden porcelain buttons or whatever.
01:12:01Oh, what about that pink turtleneck?
01:12:04I made my red dress or something.
01:12:06You don't want to show too much skin.
01:12:07Never mind.
01:12:09Oxycontin?
01:12:10Really?
01:12:13Pot.
01:12:16Condoms.
01:12:19You're a superstar.
01:12:20Who am I kidding about the condoms?
01:12:24You got sauce to Friday's on?
01:12:26As always.
01:12:29Oh, I'm still fixing my face.
01:12:31I feel like I'm 13.
01:12:33Yo, you remember that kid from last year, Leo?
01:12:35The one who tripped the cameraman and got paint all over the anchor's hair and stuff?
01:12:39Yeah, we love him.
01:12:42Not the hair.
01:12:43Not the hair.
01:12:44Well, he's back.
01:12:46I thought he got his forever home.
01:12:48Apparently not.
01:12:50It's going to be tough for him, though.
01:12:51His bangs are old.
01:12:52He is special.
01:12:55Expressive eyes.
01:12:57Wise old soul, right?
01:12:58Yeah, but he's a handful, though.
01:13:01Remember last year I said it?
01:13:03I told you.
01:13:04I said this kid would be a good match for me.
01:13:07But you couldn't commit.
01:13:08He knows that it's not how life has to be.
01:13:11Hold on.
01:13:11Are we seriously talking about this?
01:13:14Getting accepted at kids.
01:13:23I'll imagine it carved in marble.
01:13:27Are you okay, Mom?
01:13:29Yeah, it's just the first time you've called me, Mom.
01:13:32At first, I thought you stuck with me being the oldest one at the Boston home.
01:13:37No, it doesn't.
01:13:38You were my first and only choice.
01:13:40So, now you stuck with me.
01:13:42Ha, ha, ha.
01:13:54There's no more hairpyturns.
01:13:59My verdict was overturned.
01:14:03From one soul to another,
01:14:06I dedicate this to my mother.
01:14:11Septic shock.
01:14:13That's what I really want.
01:14:15Septic shock.
01:14:17That's what I want.
01:14:19Septic shock.
01:14:22That's what I really want.
01:14:24Septic shock.
01:14:25That's what I want.
01:14:27That's what I want.
01:14:32Welcome back to the booth.
01:14:34Sure, we lost Ali, one of our boldest soldiers.
01:14:36But don't worry.
01:14:37No fire, mudslide, earthquake, or fallen soldier is going to stop us from doing what we do.
01:14:43Mojitos sipping, nighttime surfing, living it up in paradise.
01:14:46Ha, ha.
01:14:47Septic shock.
01:14:49That's what I really want.
01:15:15I just don't roll like that.
01:15:19One thing about tomorrow, there is no turning back.
01:15:27Safety shock.
01:15:30That's what I really want.
01:15:32Safety shock.
01:15:33That's what I want.
01:15:35Safety shock.
01:15:38That's what I really want.
01:15:40Safety shock.
01:15:42That's what I want.
01:15:45That's what I want.
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