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Emmanuelle makes first contact when a group of intergalactic travelers arrives, seeking to understand human love and sexuality. Who better to teach them than Emmanuelle, the most sensual woman in the world - and beyond.
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00:02:00I wasn't born yesterday, and you, my dear, are a natural-born lady killer if I ever
00:02:04met one.
00:02:05So don't lay down one set of rules for me while you follow another.
00:02:09I'm not a hypocrite, Emmanuel.
00:02:12I only hope I get the chance to prove it to you.
00:02:14I can't believe it.
00:02:15I can't believe it.
00:02:23I can't believe it.
00:02:31Having trouble?
00:02:44Trouble?
00:02:46Yes, I am having trouble.
00:02:48I'd call for help, but I don't have a phone in my car.
00:02:54I'll tell you what.
00:02:55I'll give you a ride just into the next town.
00:02:57Okay?
00:02:58Do you mean you'll let me in your transport?
00:03:02Yes.
00:03:04Hop in.
00:03:15My name is Emmanuel.
00:03:17I am called Haffron.
00:03:20Haffron? That's an unusual name.
00:03:23Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?
00:03:25A long ways from here.
00:03:27Well, I assume that.
00:03:30You have an unusual accent.
00:03:33Another transport is headed towards us.
00:03:40Why are you laughing? We could have been killed.
00:03:42These transports are so difficult to maneuver.
00:03:46What do you mean by transports?
00:03:48This. It's so primitive.
00:03:52I had trouble keeping my transport on the Black Path.
00:03:55You're not in trouble with the law, are you?
00:04:08The being inside that transport was very hostile.
00:04:13He caused me to stop and asked me if I was drinking.
00:04:17He then tried to force me out of the transport, and I knocked him to the ground and kept going.
00:04:23Oh my God, you shouldn't have done that.
00:04:25He'll think you're resisting arrest.
00:04:27Resisting arrest?
00:04:29Yes.
00:04:30And that's bad?
00:04:33Well, it certainly isn't advisable.
00:04:35That is a very pleasant sound.
00:04:50Is there a word for it?
00:04:52Uh, yes. I believe it's called music.
00:04:58Ah, music.
00:05:00Don't you need to make a phone call about your car?
00:05:08Oh, that. I do not want anything more to do with that.
00:05:12I had trouble keeping mine on...
00:05:14The Black Path.
00:05:16Yes, I know.
00:05:17Hi.
00:05:17Can I get you folks today?
00:05:19Um, coffee and a glass of water, please.
00:05:23Um, have fun.
00:05:25Would you like something?
00:05:28Water.
00:05:30Yes, I think I need some water.
00:05:34Okay.
00:05:39I think if it's more than water you want, she could take care of that for you.
00:05:46She was coming on to you.
00:05:47Coming on?
00:05:49Well, don't tell me you don't know what that means.
00:05:54She wants to have sex with you.
00:06:00Half run.
00:06:06Here, I'll get you.
00:06:08Excuse me, ma'am.
00:06:09That young man you're with, is he a friend of yours?
00:06:11Uh, actually, I met him on the highway.
00:06:15His car was broken down.
00:06:17It's not his car.
00:06:19I pulled him over on a suspected DUI, ran the plates after he took off on me.
00:06:23It's stolen.
00:06:28You are looking for the young one?
00:06:30Yes.
00:06:31He just left through the opening in there.
00:06:35What's going on?
00:06:36Pardon me.
00:06:37He took off.
00:06:45I saw he's a crook.
00:06:48Too bad.
00:06:50He's gorgeous.
00:06:51Yeah, he certainly was.
00:06:53Look, I've lost my appetite.
00:06:55Thanks anyway.
00:06:57No problem, honey.
00:06:57Would it, uh, be possible to get a ride?
00:07:06I'm not going far.
00:07:08Just a few miles beyond.
00:07:12Okay.
00:07:14Come on.
00:07:14Come on.
00:07:15I wonder if he got away.
00:07:32Got away?
00:07:33My friend in the diner.
00:07:35Turns out he'd stolen a car.
00:07:38What does this mean, stole?
00:07:41Took something that doesn't belong to him.
00:07:43That's not right.
00:07:45Ah.
00:07:46Thank you for telling me.
00:07:48I won't do it again.
00:07:49Would you mind telling me what's going on here?
00:07:51You sound exactly like Haffron.
00:07:53I am Haffron.
00:07:55It's true.
00:07:57We rode together for an hour.
00:07:59I have known many of your kind since I came here.
00:08:02But you.
00:08:05There is something very different about you.
00:08:09You seem very courageous.
00:08:10Stop the car.
00:08:15I'd like to show you something.
00:08:19Please.
00:08:21Until now, you've shown no fear at all.
00:08:24Give me your hand.
00:08:43Hold tight to me.
00:08:45Whatever you do,
00:08:46don't release my grip.
00:08:48Emanuel.
00:08:56Emanuel.
00:08:58I was afraid that travel would affect you this way.
00:09:01Transportation is complete.
00:09:03Maintaining orbit at 7.3 clings above surface.
00:09:06Where am I?
00:09:10You are on our transport.
00:09:14Don't you recall meeting me?
00:09:16Yes.
00:09:18On the road after I left New Orleans.
00:09:21Full ship's company present and accounted for.
00:09:24What am I wearing?
00:09:28You are in the uniform of our ship.
00:09:29How did I?
00:09:32Never mind.
00:09:33I don't want to know.
00:09:35I was the first of our group to walk on your planet.
00:09:38Although not in this particular form.
00:09:41Perhaps I could help if I took the form in which we first met.
00:09:44We have long ago unlocked the secrets of transmutation so that wherever we are,
00:09:54we can assume the shape of the dominant species.
00:09:58Any species actually, but the dominant one is naturally the one of interest.
00:10:02We are scientists here to collect data.
00:10:05Your world is so different from any of the others we have visited.
00:10:08With your war and social destructions that exist,
00:10:13we believe this may be the result of your methods of reproduction.
00:10:18By taking your form, we experience your needs as you do.
00:10:23We have all of your instincts, but we are at a loss to understand them.
00:10:26That is why I came in hopes of finding one of your kind that might help us understand.
00:10:33I believe I have found what I am looking for.
00:10:36I think I'm going to faint.
00:10:37Theo.
00:10:38Your toast is ready.
00:10:40Theo.
00:10:40Your toast is ready.
00:10:51This wasn't a dream after all.
00:10:56A dream?
00:10:57Yes, you sleep to recharge yourself, and while you sleep, pictures come to mind.
00:11:11Yes.
00:11:12That is exactly the type of translation we have been looking for.
00:11:17Where we come from, these things don't exist.
00:11:21And other things, too.
00:11:24For instance, we have noticed that there are two types of beings.
00:11:27One is shaped like myself, one is shaped like myself, and the other is shaped like you.
00:11:36Can you explain why this is?
00:11:38Well, do you remember when I was talking about the difference between you and me, it's the way we procreate and show affection for one another.
00:11:55Yes.
00:11:56Yes.
00:11:57Yes.
00:11:58Yes.
00:11:59Yes.
00:12:00I felt this for you earlier.
00:12:02Captain Haffron, your internal liquid's pressure is rising.
00:12:09Captain Haffron, your internal pressure is rising.
00:12:15Captain Haffron, your internal pressure is rising precipitously.
00:12:30All crew, don Te monitors now.
00:12:33All crew, don Te monitors now.
00:12:40Internal pressure is still rising.
00:13:10Galvanic response of 13%.
00:13:40Tasha, your pressures are up 27%.
00:14:10Tasha, your pressures are up 27.
00:14:40Metabolic rates are dangerously high.
00:14:43Tasha.
00:14:53Tasha.
00:14:55Captain, advise you halt all activity immediately.
00:15:23Captain?
00:15:25Captain?
00:15:27Captain!
00:15:31Unregulated activity has ceased.
00:15:34Cleaning droids to chamber six.
00:15:42You say this does not always result in procreation?
00:15:46Not always.
00:15:48You have a completely different system than ours.
00:15:52When we procreate, we merely divide ourselves.
00:15:56I like your way much better.
00:16:00Are all other women exactly the same as you?
00:16:03No.
00:16:04No two are exactly the same.
00:16:06I think I'm going to go back down to your planet and figure out these differences for myself.
00:16:12You can't do that.
00:16:14You can't go demand sex.
00:16:16There are rules you have to follow.
00:16:18Rules?
00:16:19Yes.
00:16:20You know.
00:16:21Laws.
00:16:22Oh no.
00:16:23Do you people have laws for everything?
00:16:27Yes.
00:16:28But I have a feeling you're going to master them very quickly.
00:16:31There's some place special I'd like to take you.
00:16:36And there's a very important lesson that I want you to learn.
00:16:39Was it less difficult for you this time?
00:16:49Slightly, yes.
00:16:50Havron, can I change my appearance the way you changed yours?
00:16:55There's someone in here I know, and just this morning we had an argument about seeing other people.
00:17:00You must concentrate on the image you want to be.
00:17:03When you have it firmly in your mind, press this button.
00:17:17Alright.
00:17:18I'm your sister, okay?
00:17:19You're my brother.
00:17:20My name's Lisa.
00:17:22You're Harold.
00:17:25But try not to say much, okay?
00:17:27Just watch and listen.
00:17:30Good times.
00:17:32It's so beautiful.
00:17:34Good times the grace and faith in the family will be included.
00:17:53Goodbye.
00:17:55She was very hostile.
00:18:15You can't just ask for sex directly.
00:18:19It requires seduction.
00:18:22Seduction?
00:18:23Well, yeah.
00:18:25It means...
00:18:27Okay, see them?
00:18:29He's trying to say something to her to make her laugh or feel comfortable.
00:18:32He's trying to make himself attractive to her.
00:18:34And if he succeeds, then maybe she'll end up having sex with her.
00:18:38And only the men have to do this?
00:18:40Well, no.
00:18:41It's usually easier if a woman seduces the man in the other way around.
00:18:46Her.
00:18:47Look, she's trying to seduce you right now. Go ask her dance.
00:18:50Dance?
00:18:51Yeah, just...
00:18:53Just move exactly the way they are, okay?
00:18:55Go.
00:18:56The usual, Jack.
00:18:57Thanks.
00:18:58The usual, Jack.
00:18:59Thanks.
00:19:00The usual, Jack.
00:19:01Thanks.
00:19:02Hey, you got a cigarette?
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:05The usual, Jack.
00:19:06You got a cigarette?
00:19:07You got a light?
00:19:08You got a cigarette?
00:19:09Yes.
00:19:10You got a cigarette?
00:19:11Uh...
00:19:12You got a cigarette?
00:19:17You got a light?
00:19:36Sure.
00:19:44God, New Orleans certainly is a madhouse, isn't it?
00:19:47It's the first time we've been to Mardi Gras, my brother and myself.
00:19:50I don't even know who's throwing this party.
00:19:54Looks like your brother just got lucky.
00:19:56Oh, yeah.
00:20:00So is that why you come here? To get lucky?
00:20:03No, I'm the one who's throwing this party.
00:20:06Oh, you.
00:20:08That's right.
00:20:09And your wife is...
00:20:13I'm not married.
00:20:18But, um, she's out of town right now.
00:20:22Actually, she's usually out of town.
00:20:25We only see each other about once a month.
00:20:28So you must miss her.
00:20:30No.
00:20:33I see.
00:20:35It's just because we had an argument this morning.
00:20:38Really? What did you argue about?
00:20:40Well...
00:20:42She's a very remarkable woman.
00:20:44Beautiful.
00:20:45Adventurous.
00:20:47You might say she's a real free spirit.
00:20:49Um...
00:20:50I really think that's what starts to threaten me.
00:20:53So I sort of did this jealousy routine.
00:20:55But she said I had no right to be jealous.
00:20:58That I was probably the one that was sleeping around on her.
00:21:01And are you?
00:21:03Emmanuel!
00:21:06What did he say?
00:21:08Uh...
00:21:09A man in the well.
00:21:11It's...
00:21:12It's a family joke.
00:21:13You wouldn't understand.
00:21:15Uh...
00:21:16Excuse me.
00:21:17Excuse me for a minute, please.
00:21:19Sorry.
00:21:23What are you doing?
00:21:25I've done it.
00:21:26I have seduced a woman.
00:21:28That quickly?
00:21:29Yes.
00:21:30She said we should leave.
00:21:32She will do anything I want her to.
00:21:35Uh...
00:21:36I don't know, Efron.
00:21:37It sounds kind of suspicious, too.
00:21:39Listen, I'm gonna get out of here for a while.
00:21:40You wanna come along?
00:21:42I...
00:21:43Well, I thought this was your party.
00:21:45They're all grown-ups.
00:21:46They'll be alright.
00:21:47I just need a change of scenery.
00:21:50Well, I've got my brother here, and he's...
00:21:52gotten lucky, so...
00:21:54Well, they can both come along.
00:21:59Okay. Why not?
00:22:06Come on, honey. Take me to the bedroom.
00:22:12I'm on the clock.
00:22:14You're on a clock?
00:22:18She's a professional.
00:22:20Yeah, sure looks that way.
00:22:25Mmm...
00:22:26No.
00:22:27He's gotta learn for himself.
00:22:31Alright, honey. Let's get going.
00:22:33I need the money first.
00:22:35Money?
00:22:37Yeah, you know, like I said at the bar.
00:22:39Uh, $200, and I'll do anything for you.
00:22:44Wow!
00:22:47What's money?
00:22:49I'll tell you what.
00:22:51This one's on the house.
00:22:59So...
00:23:01You were, uh...
00:23:03Gonna tell me whether you've ever cheated on your girlfriend.
00:23:07No.
00:23:10Never.
00:23:14I had you all wrong.
00:23:21Until now.
00:23:22No.
00:23:33Unregulated activity has commenced.
00:23:36Don T.E. monitors.
00:23:37The captain is at it again.
00:23:54The captain is at it again.
00:23:57The captain is at it again.
00:23:59at it again
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00:27:03adjusting vents now
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00:27:26You marry me
00:27:34Thank you for a very pleasant time
00:27:56Goodbye Philip
00:28:00Don't worry about Emmanuel
00:28:02I have a feeling she's moved on to other things
00:28:06How did you know her name?
00:28:08Did she send you here?
00:28:10Who are you?
00:28:26But I do not understand
00:28:28If you had such bad feelings for him
00:28:30Why did you have sex with him?
00:28:32He was impossible to resist, Haffron
00:28:34Remember
00:28:36Men and women have to trust each other to fall in love
00:28:40Love?
00:28:42What is love?
00:28:44All in good time, Haffron
00:28:48All in good time
00:28:52Theo, your toast is ready
00:28:54Theo, your toast is ready
00:29:06I am honored that you've selected me to be your guide
00:29:10And I'm certainly tempted to take you up on it
00:29:12But the fact is
00:29:14I've got a life to attend to
00:29:16And...
00:29:18And as much as I'd like to remain here with you
00:29:20I don't think I can
00:29:22For example
00:29:24I've been planning a cruise up the Nile for over a year now
00:29:26And if I don't return to Earth immediately
00:29:28I'm going to miss it altogether
00:29:30We do not ask you that you discontinue your life, Emmanuel
00:29:34We ask only that you let us accompany you
00:29:36But if you accompany me
00:29:38You become my life
00:29:40Is that so bad?
00:29:42No, it's not that bad
00:29:44It's just... it's a huge responsibility
00:29:46And the knowledge you're after is very complicated
00:29:48And the knowledge you're after is very complicated
00:29:50I think you may be able to find a better teacher than myself
00:29:54We are satisfied with our choice
00:29:56We ask only that you take us with you where you go
00:30:02Transportation chamber is now charged and ready
00:30:04Transportation chamber is now charged and ready
00:30:06Transportation chamber is now charged and ready
00:30:08Hmm...
00:30:10Okay then
00:30:12We're going to Egypt
00:30:14First time
00:30:16Good evening
00:30:18Good evening
00:30:20Good evening
00:30:22Thank you very much
00:30:24I love you
00:30:26You're welcome
00:30:28I've been 15 years old
00:30:30Hey, I'm 15 years old
00:30:31Give me the wine
00:30:32Thank you very much
00:30:34I love you
00:30:35You're welcome
00:30:36You're welcome
00:30:37I love you
00:30:38I love you
00:30:39Give me more tea.
00:30:59I don't want cakes.
00:31:01These teeth.
00:31:03Charming.
00:31:06Is the seat taken?
00:31:07Yes, it is.
00:31:08I don't see nobody.
00:31:11I do.
00:31:14So how was it on tech?
00:31:16Very exciting. There are a great many women on this ship.
00:31:19That's not exactly what I meant.
00:31:21Now you piss the lady off, buddy.
00:31:23You know, the only thing pissing me off is you.
00:31:26So if you don't mind, why don't you just go on?
00:31:34Some people are always trying to ruin a good sign.
00:31:38Are you sure you don't want to stop at one of the sides along the way?
00:31:53This area is full of history.
00:31:56We aren't so interested in your history.
00:31:59We are interested more in the way you are now.
00:32:02The way your bodies function.
00:32:04The way you interact.
00:32:06Are you sure my appearance is pleasing?
00:32:11Does it suit me?
00:32:14Yes, it suits you just fine.
00:32:17Appearances mean a great deal in matters of sex, don't they?
00:32:20They matter, but it's not the only criteria.
00:32:23It's the soul of a person that is most important.
00:32:27The soul?
00:32:28Yes.
00:32:29The essence.
00:32:30The life force.
00:32:31The way it's manifested in each person.
00:32:36You see, this is why I'm not sure I should be your guide.
00:32:41I don't know if I can explain things to you so that you can understand them.
00:32:44But I do understand.
00:32:46Your essence is the reason I selected you.
00:32:51Havron, do you think you would recognize me if I looked totally different?
00:32:56Yes.
00:32:57I am certain of it.
00:32:58Wait for me!
00:33:00Okay then.
00:33:02Let's make a bet.
00:33:03A bet?
00:33:04Yes.
00:33:05A challenge.
00:33:07I'll transform my appearance, and you have to figure out which one of the many women on
00:33:11this ship I am.
00:33:13If by the time we reach Alexandria you can identify me, I'll remain as your guide.
00:33:19And if I cannot?
00:33:22I'll leave.
00:33:25I wish these were not your terms, but because I am certain I will know you, I accept.
00:33:32Good.
00:33:35Where are you going?
00:33:37To arrange for new accommodations.
00:33:40And don't follow me.
00:33:42That's cheating.
00:33:43I will know you right away.
00:34:10That's cheating.
00:34:11I really do.
00:34:12But you want to get some of the sites over here?
00:34:13Yes.
00:34:14What?
00:34:15Yes.
00:34:16To see what?
00:34:17I want to put it in there.
00:34:18That's okay.
00:34:19That's okay.
00:34:21You haven't even seen that.
00:34:23I don't know.
00:34:24I don't know.
00:34:25I don't know.
00:34:26I don't know.
00:34:27I don't know.
00:34:28I don't know.
00:34:29I don't know.
00:34:30Okay.
00:34:31I'm so sick.
00:34:32Okay.
00:34:34Hey, baby.
00:34:36Do you mind?
00:34:37Really?
00:34:38What the hell?
00:34:39Come on.
00:34:40My travel agent said this was a swinging singles cruise.
00:34:43Huh?
00:34:44Why don't you go swing someplace else?
00:34:46Yes.
00:34:47You heard her.
00:34:48Go swing someplace else.
00:34:50Yeah.
00:34:51I love the period.
00:34:52You know, you're really starting to annoy me.
00:34:57What?
00:34:59There always has to be someone to spoil you a good time.
00:35:11That's what I was just thinking.
00:35:13I thought so.
00:35:14Yes.
00:35:15He thought what?
00:35:16That is what you were just thinking.
00:35:18What are you, psychic?
00:35:20If you're psychic, why don't you tell me a little bit about myself?
00:35:25Well, you are very beautiful.
00:35:27Ooh, I like this.
00:35:30And you're very fond of playing games.
00:35:33Sometimes.
00:35:34Go on.
00:35:36And you and I have met somewhere before.
00:35:40Ah, your psychic powers are failing you now.
00:35:44Perhaps you are pretending you do not remember?
00:35:47Oh, I think I definitely remember you.
00:35:50Because of my essence?
00:35:52That's an interesting way of putting it.
00:35:55I'm Ursula.
00:35:57Ursula?
00:35:58I'm Haffron, in case you don't already know.
00:36:02Haffron, that's an interesting name.
00:36:05Well, Haffron, I'm very hungry.
00:36:08Would you like to take me to breakfast?
00:36:17My father.
00:36:26My father, his wife, Oh my husband.
00:36:27I love you.
00:36:29I love you.
00:36:31That's so funny.
00:36:32I love you too.
00:36:34My father.
00:36:35I love you too.
00:36:36I love you too.
00:36:38I love you too.
00:36:39Yes, my father.
00:36:40I love you too.
00:36:41I love you too.
00:36:42I love you too.
00:36:43Things are just a mess.
00:36:46Mm-hmm.
00:36:57Alert. Captain Haffron is meddling with his internal pressures again. Alert.
00:37:16Oh, my God.
00:37:36Full membrane absorption achieved.
00:38:01All systems are online.
00:38:06All systems are online.
00:38:36All systems are online.
00:38:50The captain has lost 28% of higher brain functions.
00:39:20Thirty-six percent of reasoning ability has been impaired.
00:39:50The captain has lost 28% of the crew.
00:40:10The captain has lost a real amount of capacity.
00:40:20Oh, my God.
00:40:50Oh, my God.
00:41:20Oh, my God.
00:41:30The biokinetic surge reached 130 ecto-clings.
00:41:35Please remember to clean your earpieces.
00:41:38Wouldn't you like to call off the bet right now?
00:41:45What bet?
00:41:46Oh, I see.
00:41:47You're going to stick to your plan no matter what.
00:41:50You're cute.
00:41:51Very strange.
00:41:53Yes, but you like me anyway.
00:41:55That was certainly one of the best breakfasts I've ever had.
00:41:57See you around, lover.
00:42:01Thank you, sir.
00:42:31Come on.
00:42:31I saw you and that beautiful number leaving here last night, and a different one not five
00:42:35hours ago.
00:42:36Oh, they are the same person.
00:42:40They are?
00:42:40Yes, I am positive.
00:42:50Excuse me, but that book you're reading, where did you get it?
00:42:54It's assigned reading.
00:42:56Assigned?
00:42:57Yes, I teach a class in ancient mythology.
00:43:00Oh, you're a teacher.
00:43:03Well, only part-time.
00:43:04I'm a graduate student.
00:43:05I am a student myself.
00:43:07Really?
00:43:08In what?
00:43:09Study of humanity.
00:43:12Oh, you mean anthropology.
00:43:14That's my major, too.
00:43:16What a coincidence.
00:43:18Coincidence?
00:43:19Yes.
00:43:20You know, a lucky accident.
00:43:23Of course, I don't really believe in accidents.
00:43:26You don't?
00:43:27Oh, no.
00:43:27I think everything happens because it's meant to.
00:43:30Don't you agree?
00:43:32I think you are right.
00:43:35I'm Gwen.
00:43:36How did you happen to decide on that name?
00:43:42You remind me of someone I know.
00:43:44Really?
00:43:46Yes.
00:43:47An old boyfriend.
00:43:48He has a sense of humor exactly like yours.
00:43:51I am sure we have many other things in common.
00:43:53Actually, you do.
00:43:55There's a striking similarity.
00:43:58Physically, I mean.
00:43:59I have some things to do right now.
00:44:02Could we meet back here later?
00:44:04I'd like to buy you a drink, if I might.
00:44:07I could use the company.
00:44:09Yes.
00:44:10Yes, I would like that very much.
00:44:11I just can't find it.
00:44:12It's so hard to believe.
00:44:13I think it would always be a rip-off.
00:44:16Without taking your word, if you're telling me...
00:44:18I don't know.
00:44:39I just can't find it.
00:44:40exactly like walter he could never stop looking at other women either
00:45:01i feel very strange
00:45:05well you've only had six beers do you think that is the reason why i feel strange
00:45:12i'd say so very good good strange yes it is god i feel so adventurous
00:45:28you know people on holiday do things they wouldn't ordinarily do
00:45:36tell me more i am your student
00:45:44the captain is aroused again thank you
00:46:01yeah
00:46:08yeah
00:46:16yeah
00:46:26Oh, my God.
00:46:56Oh, my God.
00:47:26Oh, my God.
00:47:56Oh, my God.
00:48:26Oh, my God.
00:48:56Oh, my God.
00:49:26Oh, my God.
00:49:56Oh, my God.
00:49:58Oh, my God.
00:50:00Oh, my God.
00:50:02Oh, my God.
00:50:04Oh, my God.
00:50:10Oh, my God.
00:50:18Oh, my God.
00:50:20Oh, my God.
00:50:28Oh, my God.
00:50:30Oh, my God.
00:50:40Oh, my God.
00:50:50Oh, my God.
00:50:52Oh, my God.
00:50:54Oh, my God.
00:51:04Oh, my God.
00:51:06Oh, my God.
00:51:08Oh, my God.
00:51:10Oh, my God.
00:51:22Oh, my God.
00:51:26I was supposed to be in another room, and it's not that interesting.
00:51:31I think it is very interesting.
00:51:33Where are you from?
00:51:35Where do you think I am from?
00:51:36I'm not sure.
00:51:37And that's really unusual, because I've been all over the world,
00:51:40and usually I can tell where someone's from almost immediately.
00:51:44You know how, Fran?
00:51:47I'm a total vagabond.
00:51:49So you know my name?
00:51:51I wasn't spying or anything.
00:51:53I just happened to overhear you introduce yourself to that girl.
00:51:57Ursula.
00:52:01God, this boat feels like a fishbowl.
00:52:04I feel like I haven't had any privacy since I first boarded.
00:52:07Well, you can have your privacy once again.
00:52:10I know the truth, Emmanuel.
00:52:12I beg your pardon?
00:52:14Oh, very well, if you insist.
00:52:16So your name isn't Emmanuel?
00:52:19No, it's Louise.
00:52:20Where are you going?
00:52:26Actually, I was going to sneak off to the lifeboats.
00:52:28That's where I've spent the last two nights.
00:52:30It's the only place I feel like I can get any privacy.
00:52:33You can get privacy in my room.
00:52:37Is that you okay?
00:52:39I am.
00:52:40Status alert.
00:52:51Sexual activity has commenced.
00:52:54Please begin monitoring.
00:52:56The captain is at it again.
00:52:57The captain is at it again.
00:53:26intuitive reasoning down 14% mathematical reasoning down 25%
00:53:56uh...
00:54:05uh...
00:54:11uh...
00:54:18uh...
00:54:25Heat and humidity levels have risen 37% in the control room.
00:54:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:55:25I hope you're not looking for a drink.
00:55:43I'm not.
00:55:44I also hope you realize Ursula is sitting just behind you.
00:55:51Where have you been these last two days?
00:55:53Haffron, I'm almost packed.
00:55:56Just as soon as I am.
00:55:59My God, you're exactly like Walter.
00:56:01He couldn't keep it zipped either.
00:56:03Who's this, Haffron?
00:56:04Who's this?
00:56:04I looked all over for you last night.
00:56:06Who were you with?
00:56:07Me.
00:56:08Well, you can have him, the big cad.
00:56:10Is this to say you slept with her, too?
00:56:12Yes, but only because I thought she was you.
00:56:14You what?
00:56:15Never.
00:56:16In a million years.
00:56:17That was double for me.
00:56:19You want a piece of this?
00:56:21He's all yours.
00:56:22I don't think he's all anybody's.
00:56:24I don't think he's all there.
00:56:25I'm looking all over for you.
00:56:34Serves you right, cad.
00:56:36Haffron, are you hurt?
00:56:39Are you okay?
00:56:41Emmanuel, it's you.
00:56:44What did you say?
00:56:45It's you.
00:56:46I know it's you because you care.
00:56:48You are the only one who does.
00:56:50Yes, Haffron, you're absolutely right.
00:57:08I'd like you much better in this form.
00:57:14Why didn't you admit it was you the first night?
00:57:17I guess I just wanted to see how much faith you had.
00:57:21Faith?
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:23And actually, you didn't have much.
00:57:28So, I have lost the bet?
00:57:31You are leaving us?
00:57:33No.
00:57:37I'll stay until you leave.
00:57:40Or until I teach you everything I can.
00:57:45Whatever comes first.
00:57:50I want you all to hear it because what we call love is provoked by more than just our bodies.
00:58:06There's a feeling we call romance, and music is just one of the many elements we use to bring it up in.
00:58:25And what are the others?
00:58:27Well, anything that creates a certain mood, a certain atmosphere.
00:58:32For example, if a man and a woman are having dinner together by candlelight, music and food.
00:58:41In the words of one of our greatest minds, if music is the food of love, play on.
00:58:45I thought food was just to sustain the body.
00:58:51Well, yes, it is.
00:58:52But it depends on how it's eaten.
00:58:55It's very hard to explain.
00:58:58You don't have to explain, Emmanuel.
00:58:59I understand completely.
00:59:01Good for you, Raymond.
00:59:02I would like to meet the person who makes the music.
00:59:06Well, that shouldn't be so hard to arrange.
00:59:08She's a friend of mine.
00:59:09We lived in the same apartment building together in Paris.
00:59:11Do you think she'll find me pleasing, the way I look?
00:59:33Because I can take another form if I...
00:59:35Oh, no.
00:59:35I don't think that'll be necessary.
00:59:37She'll like you just fine.
00:59:39But don't get your hopes up.
00:59:41She's married.
00:59:43Married?
00:59:44Yes.
00:59:46You see, when two people love each other enough, they make a promise to one another.
00:59:51They promise to be together.
00:59:53Just the two of them.
00:59:54Ah.
01:00:01Emmanuel!
01:00:04It's been years.
01:00:05Too long.
01:00:06Where have you been keeping yourself?
01:00:07I've been traveling.
01:00:09Marie, this is my friend, Raymond.
01:00:12Hi, Raymond.
01:00:13It's nice to meet you.
01:00:15It's very nice meeting you also.
01:00:17Come in.
01:00:17Come in.
01:00:18Come in.
01:00:18And now, I'll let you see.
01:00:27I sees because the Jack is in this house.
01:00:30I see.
01:00:31I saw you.
01:00:31Yes.
01:00:32Oh, come in.
01:00:32That was the last record I made almost two years ago.
01:00:55After Richard left me, I just didn't have the desire to play anymore.
01:00:59I'm so sorry, Marie. Out of all the couples I knew, I thought you and Rich would last forever.
01:01:07Well, we didn't. He met another girl and boom, that was it. We haven't spoken in over a year.
01:01:15I'm sorry, Raymond. I just met you and here I am telling you my life story.
01:01:20I find it very interesting, but I wish you'd play music.
01:01:24I wish that too.
01:01:29Is this the instrument you use?
01:01:34Well, yes.
01:01:40Where did you two meet?
01:01:42Actually, it's a long story and we really should be going.
01:01:45No!
01:01:47Emmanuel, I wish you wouldn't. It's so nice having you here.
01:01:51Why don't you spend the night?
01:01:52He obviously has an interest in music.
01:02:17And no natural ability.
01:02:18We're not together, you know.
01:02:25You don't have to tiptoe around me.
01:02:27Emmanuel!
01:02:29Raymond is a very unique man.
01:02:33He's got...
01:02:34How should I put this?
01:02:37A very strange sense of humor.
01:02:40He'll say things sometimes and you won't realize he's joking, but he is.
01:02:44Emmanuel, stop. You're embarrassing me.
01:02:46And one more thing.
01:02:48If anything does happen tonight, don't fall in love with him.
01:02:54Nothing's going to happen. Now goodnight.
01:03:10Raymond.
01:03:12I'll show you to your room now.
01:03:14Very well.
01:03:14I wish we had an instrument like this where I come from.
01:03:18And where's that?
01:03:20Two thousand light years away.
01:03:24Emmanuel was right. You're very funny.
01:03:27Now tell me really. Where exactly do you come from?
01:03:30Two thousand one hundred thirty-seven light years away.
01:03:35Thanks.
01:03:37I needed a good laugh.
01:03:38Oh, this thing.
01:03:41It's so out of tune.
01:03:44Do you hear that?
01:03:55Why'd you stop?
01:03:56Because.
01:03:57Because it's the first time I've...
01:04:02Because it's the first time I've...
01:04:06I've...
01:04:06I've...
01:04:18Attention, Raymond has commenced sexual arousal.
01:04:33Please stand by to monitor progress.
01:04:48Please stand by to monitor progress.
01:05:18Attempting oral stimulation.
01:05:24Success rate, 83%.
01:05:2684%.
01:05:4886%.
01:05:5288%.
01:05:5464%.
01:06:0085%.
01:06:0287%.
01:06:0486%.
01:06:0686%.
01:06:0886%.
01:06:12Raymond has now suffered 54% impairment of communication abilities.
01:06:42Raymond has now suffered 54% impairment of communication abilities.
01:06:52Raymond has now suffered 54% impairment of communication abilities.
01:06:59Raymond has now suffered 54% impairment of communication abilities.
01:07:16Raymond has now suffered 54% impairment of communication abilities.
01:07:2250% impairment of communication dynamics presque
01:07:52No, it's a great morning.
01:07:58I feel wonderful, Emmanuel.
01:08:00Thanks to you.
01:08:08And especially thanks to you.
01:08:11We had sex last night.
01:08:13I figured.
01:08:15I have lots planned for us today.
01:08:18I thought we'd take a tour of the Louvre, Marie.
01:08:20And then while we're there, I can get a tuner to come up and get the piano back in shape.
01:08:24Marie.
01:08:24And then tonight we can go out and...
01:08:26Marie, please stop.
01:08:28Raymond and I have got to leave.
01:08:30We'll stay until after breakfast, but then we've got to go.
01:08:34But why?
01:08:35We just do.
01:08:36Emmanuel, Raymond is a grown man, perfectly capable of making his own decisions.
01:08:44Raymond, can I have a word with you, alone?
01:08:50I love Mary.
01:09:00Raymond.
01:09:02You have no idea what love is.
01:09:05Love is...
01:09:07You have to know someone a long time to be able to say that you love them.
01:09:11And you can't build a relationship on lies.
01:09:13You have to be honest.
01:09:16You...
01:09:16All right, listen.
01:09:22I'll leave you here for one week.
01:09:25But I'm coming back for you, Raymond.
01:09:27And it's in Marie's best interest, and yours, that you come with me then.
01:09:32All right.
01:09:41Yes, sir.
01:09:42No.
01:09:43No.
01:09:44No.
01:09:44No.
01:09:45No.
01:11:55This is a sexual arousal alert.
01:11:57All stations, please stand by to monitor.
01:12:15Tactile sensory neural response has climbed 20%.
01:12:31No.
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01:14:08No.
01:14:31You haven't lost your touch, have you?
01:14:33Thanks, but I've decided it's just going to be a hobby from now on.
01:14:37That's how I ruined my first marriage, rehearsing all the time.
01:14:41First marriage?
01:14:43You're not planning on getting married again, are you?
01:14:46Well, actually, yes.
01:14:49I know it's hard to believe, but Raymond and I are engaged.
01:14:54We've planned a little celebration for tonight.
01:15:00And, um, since you're the one that introduced us, you can be the guest of honor.
01:15:05Marie, I told you.
01:15:07I told you not to fall in love with Raymond.
01:15:09He can't get married.
01:15:10Why not?
01:15:11Because he's taken another vow, haven't you, Raymond?
01:15:15No.
01:15:16I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:18Emmanuel, I've had just about enough of this.
01:15:21I want...
01:15:22I hang up.
01:15:29Happens all the time.
01:15:31It's probably Richard.
01:15:33Richard?
01:15:34I think he calls just to check up on me.
01:15:37Maybe he's trying to reconcile.
01:15:39I used to hope so.
01:15:42Now look, Emmanuel.
01:15:45If you're gonna wish us well, that's one thing.
01:15:48But if you're gonna come around here acting like you're Raymond's mother,
01:15:51well then I'm sorry, but I don't want you around.
01:15:55Of course.
01:15:56I understand.
01:15:58Where's Raymond?
01:16:09He refuses to come.
01:16:11Then I will have to.
01:16:12No.
01:16:13No, I don't think that'll be necessary.
01:16:16There's something about Marie that I'm not sure Raymond knows.
01:16:20Actually, I don't even think she knows herself.
01:16:28Thanks, baby.
01:16:35See you next time.
01:16:46I still do not understand what you have in mind.
01:16:49She's still in love with her ex-husband.
01:16:51If there's any way that I can...
01:16:53What I was going to say is if he hasn't attached himself already,
01:16:59then maybe I can get them back together.
01:17:02But now I'm not so sure.
01:17:20Manuel?
01:17:21This is certainly unexpected.
01:17:26Why would he expect us?
01:17:27We decided to come here only moments ago.
01:17:30Richard, this is my friend Havron.
01:17:32How are you?
01:17:34I am tickled pink to meet you.
01:17:41Uh, well, come in.
01:17:44You look beautiful as ever.
01:17:51Can I get you a drink?
01:17:52Sure.
01:17:54Scotch on the rocks.
01:17:56Anything for you?
01:17:58He...
01:17:59doesn't drink.
01:18:01Good for me.
01:18:04I trust you've seen Marie?
01:18:05Yes.
01:18:06Yes.
01:18:07As a matter of fact, I did.
01:18:08I spent a couple of days with her.
01:18:10She's very lonely, Richard.
01:18:13Oh?
01:18:15Actually, I should say she was lonely.
01:18:17I introduced her to a friend of mine and they hit it off pretty good.
01:18:24Well, good.
01:18:25Good for her.
01:18:26It's about time she got on with her life.
01:18:35You know, she claims you call her all the time.
01:18:39She says you hang up whenever you hear her voice.
01:18:42She does, huh?
01:18:44Richard, listen to me.
01:18:48If there's just the slightest chance that you're still in love with her,
01:18:52you better act fast.
01:18:54She's rushing into a marriage with a friend of mine
01:18:56and if she goes through with it,
01:18:58it's gonna be a big, big mistake.
01:19:01So if it's pride that's holding you back,
01:19:04do yourselves both a favor.
01:19:07Swallow it.
01:19:10Tell Marie I wish you the best.
01:19:14Your plan is a failure, Emmanuel.
01:19:20I am sorry, but force is the only solution.
01:19:25Wait a minute.
01:19:27We don't need Richard.
01:19:29You can be Richard.
01:19:31Or someone that looks just like him.
01:19:33Yes.
01:19:34You are right.
01:19:37No.
01:19:39It will never work.
01:19:40Why not?
01:19:41Because Raymond will know it's me.
01:19:43I will walk in with you and he will know right away.
01:19:50Then I'll just have to take on another form myself.
01:19:52Yes?
01:19:53Marie, it's so good to see you.
01:19:55Don't you remember me? It's Alexandra from the Music Academy.
01:20:01Alexandra, of course I remember you. Well, come on in.
01:20:02I have a date.
01:20:03Well, he's welcome to.
01:20:04Oh, good. Come here.
01:20:05Marie, this is my old friend from the Music Academy.
01:20:06How?
01:20:07How?
01:20:08Come in.
01:20:09Come in.
01:20:10Come in.
01:20:12Come in.
01:20:13Come in.
01:20:15You're welcome.
01:20:16You're welcome.
01:20:17You're welcome.
01:20:18You're welcome.
01:20:19You're welcome.
01:20:20You're welcome.
01:20:21Oh, good.
01:20:22Come here.
01:20:23Don't worry.
01:20:24This is my old friend from the Music Academy.
01:20:26How?
01:20:28Come in.
01:20:29Come in.
01:20:48This thing itches at me well.
01:20:50Well, it won't be for very much longer, have Ron.
01:20:52Soon or later she's going to make a move.
01:20:54Good.
01:20:55Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to seduce one of the other women here.
01:20:58Well, this is to Marie and Raymond.
01:21:07Well, things have moved along so quickly, but I would like to propose a toast to their happiness.
01:21:18Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:21:20Let me clean you up.
01:21:22Is there a sink available?
01:21:23Right over there.
01:21:24Okay.
01:21:28Can I help you?
01:21:29I was looking for my coat.
01:21:31You're wearing your coat.
01:21:33Oh, yes.
01:21:34I see now that I am.
01:21:35Richard, what are you doing here?
01:21:36And disguised like that.
01:21:37Richard?
01:21:38Richard, what are you doing here?
01:21:39Richard?
01:21:40My name is Terry.
01:21:41How can that be?
01:21:42You look exactly like him.
01:21:43You even sound like him.
01:21:44Richard?
01:21:45Oh.
01:21:46No.
01:21:47No.
01:21:48No.
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01:22:07No.
01:22:08Whoa.
01:22:09You look exactly like him.
01:22:11You even sound like him.
01:22:15Maybe you don't look anything like him.
01:22:18Maybe I am just drunk and that's what I want to think.
01:22:20You should not be sad.
01:22:25You are going to get married.
01:22:26You should be very happy.
01:22:30But I'm not.
01:22:32I should be.
01:22:34But I'm not.
01:22:38Can I ask you a favor?
01:22:40Yes.
01:22:42Can I touch your face?
01:22:49Can I ask you another favor?
01:22:51Yes.
01:22:54Will you kiss me?
01:23:00Your fiancé is an old friend of mine.
01:23:04Fiancé?
01:23:05The woman you're about to marry?
01:23:07Oh, yes. I love her very much.
01:23:10Well, she certainly seemed to like my date a lot.
01:23:13Date?
01:23:14The man I brought with me.
01:23:16It seemed to me she liked him even better than she liked you.
01:23:19I didn't notice.
01:23:21Well, I did.
01:23:22I think you're mistaken.
01:23:24I don't think I am.
01:23:30Captain Halfon has done it again.
01:23:45Please stand by all stations.
01:23:48Please stand by all students.
01:24:11Hold.
01:24:13Hold.
01:24:14Oh.
01:24:14Oh.
01:24:14Oh.
01:24:14Oh.
01:24:14Oh.
01:24:15Oh.
01:24:16Ah.
01:24:17All metabolic indicators functioning, blood flow to brain down 74%.
01:24:47All metabolic indicators functioning, blood flow to brain down 74%.
01:25:17You know, marriage is a very big step.
01:25:46It means forever.
01:25:48Do you have any idea what that means, Raymond?
01:25:50Better than you.
01:25:51How would you know any better than me?
01:25:53Because I'm not one of you.
01:25:54I'm from another place a long ways away.
01:25:56Oh, I see.
01:25:58And you think you're ready to live your life as a human being?
01:26:00Don't you see how quickly you revealed that to me?
01:26:02You'll never get away with this.
01:26:04So it's you, Emmanuel.
01:26:06And who's that with you?
01:26:07Efren?
01:26:07I'm going back to the transport, Emmanuel.
01:26:26Sure.
01:26:27I'll see you later.
01:26:28I'll take the lemming phrase.
01:26:31Ow!
01:26:53Don't blame Efren.
01:26:55It was my idea.
01:26:59I don't blame anyone.
01:27:01You're right.
01:27:01And I was wrong.
01:27:03But still, I cannot help it.
01:27:05I feel very sad for Mary.
01:27:08It was cruel.
01:27:10But it was the only thing I could think of.
01:27:14Broken hearts are a big part of love.
01:27:17Richard, is it really you?
01:27:43If it's not too late.
01:27:44The note is really kind of no.
01:28:08We'll see you later.
01:28:09Amen.
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