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00:00I'm Jimmy Fallon, and this is Fox News Saturday Night. Come on, hop in.
00:35I just want to give you all a heads up that none of the candy here at Fox News has nuts, although half of the women in Times Square do, okay?
00:46Just telling you to, you know, before you bite that candy apple, you might want to check for an Adam's apple first, you know what I'm saying?
00:52But welcome to Fox News Saturday Night, you hot crowd! What a hot crowd!
00:58Hottest crowd ever!
00:59I bring up Halloween candy, because I interviewed Mike Tyson for this show tonight.
01:05Iron Mike Tyson. You better clap, he's going to kick your ass.
01:10He's going to come out of here right now. We're going to have a big problem.
01:13Okay, I interviewed him. We're going to show it later on in the show.
01:16If you're wondering, I asked him what his favorite Halloween candy was, and he said Evander Holyfield's ear.
01:23So, sorry about that real deal. Sorry about that, which is not true, but we do have a great show tonight, and we need one.
01:31My day was a mess. Check this out.
01:34My son Lincoln's high school football team was playing my old high school today, okay?
01:39And when the game was over, we were walking to the car, my wife and I ran into my high school girlfriend.
01:48Oh, awkward as hell, right?
01:50But it's going to change. She's going to graduate.
01:53And, uh...
01:53Just a joke. Some of you were like, who let Prince Andrew in here? What's going on?
02:01Yeah, it was a tough week for Prince Andrew.
02:03Oh, old Andy, man.
02:04And King Charles stripped him of his fancy titles, threw him out of his royal residence, and they're giving him until after Christmas to move out,
02:12because apparently his girlfriend is waiting for Santa to come.
02:15And, uh...
02:16If you didn't laugh at that joke, you've been to Epstein Island.
02:20Okay, okay.
02:22They're like, too soon. I just got off the plane.
02:24Of course, I bring up kids, because President Trump had his big Halloween celebration at the White House Thursday night,
02:30and he picked up exactly where he left off the last time he was in office.
02:33Check out this video from Trump's first term.
02:37This is a pretty viral video from term one.
02:46So, a minion walks up.
02:49He doesn't know the arm situation.
02:51So he's like, f*** it, I'll put it on the head.
02:54I'll put it on the head.
02:56And he just puts it on the head.
02:58And it's a strange way to give away candy, okay?
03:02But still not as bad as the time that kid asked Joe Biden for a hundred grand,
03:06and he whipped out a bag of Ukrainian cash, you know?
03:09Let's hope that kid got one of those auto-pen pardons from Santa that year.
03:13But President Trump and Melania were having a big, beautiful Halloween party,
03:16and the president wound up making another heads-up play.
03:19Watch this.
03:20He put it on the head again!
03:30It's...
03:31No bag, no hands.
03:34I'm Trump.
03:34It goes on the head.
03:35We're out of here.
03:37Now, some people think he was being funny and recreating the famous minion video,
03:41but it turns out he was just trying to distract the kids
03:43while Tom Homan was deporting Dora the Explorer.
03:46And, uh...
03:48Yo, if you think that's bad, there was a kid dressed as a pirate,
03:51you don't want to know what Pete Hegseth did to his boat.
03:53Oh, my God.
03:56Stomp it, Jimmy.
03:57I bring up boats because President Trump went viral all over the world
04:00when he visited an aircraft carrier in Japan this week.
04:04It happened aboard the USS George Washington,
04:07which really pissed off Nancy Pelosi
04:08because she went to high school with George Washington.
04:10And, uh...
04:12How dare you!
04:13But watch Trump's entrance on the aircraft carrier.
04:15Watch.
04:16This is nuts.
04:23Ladies and gentlemen,
04:24the president of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
04:28Yo, the president came down on an F-14 lift.
04:32Like, he is the only president in history who enters a ceremony
04:35like he's the lead singer of Guns N' Roses, you know?
04:40Like, most presidents walk on stage to hail to the chief.
04:47This looks like they're about to play Welcome to the Jungle, you know?
04:50And it's such an amazing turnaround for our country
04:52when you really think about it.
04:54We've got a Welcome to the Jungle presidency
04:57after four years of a guy who literally sleptwalk into a jungle once.
05:01Watch.
05:02Watch.
05:02He's going the wrong way.
05:10Yeah, he's walking the wrong way.
05:13That's so funny.
05:14That's insane.
05:15Apparently, Biden went looking for the cannibals who ate his uncle.
05:18They were like...
05:19How dare you do that to Uncle Bozy?
05:22But just look at what a difference in energy Trump and Biden have.
05:25Here's Trump arriving in Malaysia this week,
05:28getting off the plane.
05:30He hears a marching band.
05:30Watch what happens.
05:37Yo, the dude just hopped off a plane
05:39and started a frickin' conga line.
05:41That's crazy.
05:42Now, check out Biden dancing at the White House.
05:47That's nuts.
05:51Yo, the whole lawn is like bouncing side to side to an R&B song.
05:56Biden looks like he just ripped a bong
05:58and put on dark side of the moon backwards, you know?
06:01Going towards the light.
06:03One stoner in the front row.
06:04Love that joke, by the way.
06:06It's like, we got high before we came here.
06:08But seriously, put that Biden image in your head
06:11and watch Trump one more time.
06:12Just watch it again.
06:13Look at this.
06:14Nuts.
06:14Completely nuts.
06:15And I only show it to you because what's really amazing
06:20is Trump does all of this on Diet Coke.
06:23The Biden White House had real Coke in it.
06:25Do you remember that?
06:26They found real Coke.
06:27That's why the dog was biting everybody.
06:29They're like, oh, this dog needs training.
06:31I'm like, yeah, you'd be a little hopped up, too,
06:32if you had a dog nose and there was booger sugar
06:34in all the lockers.
06:35No?
06:37Poor dog.
06:37He was like, ah!
06:38You know?
06:39And I only bring up Biden
06:40because the former president made some headlines this week.
06:43He received the Edward Kennedy Lifetime Achievement Award.
06:47Of course, Edward Kennedy was known in the Senate
06:49as Ted Kennedy.
06:51And it only makes sense that Biden gets his award
06:53because, let's face it,
06:53Joe steered the country the way Ted drove a car.
06:56I mean, let's be honest.
07:00The 20-year-olds did not get that joke.
07:02But let me just explain it to you.
07:03Ted Kennedy was famous for being a really good poker player,
07:06but he was terrible at bridge.
07:08Oh, God.
07:11But stick with me,
07:12because here's Biden talking to a group of people.
07:15This is amazing.
07:16I can't sugarcoat any of this.
07:19These are dark days.
07:20So he literally opened a speech with,
07:22I can't sugarcoat any of this.
07:23These are dark days.
07:24Unfortunately, the question was,
07:25would you like the chicken or the steak, sir?
07:30And I really don't want to dwell on Biden's mental state,
07:32but it keeps coming up
07:33because Kamala Harris won't stop doing interviews
07:36to promote her book.
07:37And I should mention,
07:38if you haven't picked up a copy of Kamala's book,
07:40it is on sale everywhere.
07:42It's called James and the Giant Peach Schnapps.
07:45There's our gal,
07:46which is obviously not true.
07:48And either way, you slice it.
07:49Kamala Harris is a very historic figure
07:51because she is the only politician in history
07:53to start and finish her career by blowing it.
07:56So, uh, there it is.
08:00Bang.
08:01Boom.
08:02Bang.
08:05Hottest crowd ever.
08:06Check out this exchange
08:07between Kamala and an Australian reporter.
08:09Watch this.
08:10Wasn't Joe Biden then to put it on him?
08:12Wasn't his refusal to recognize his own frailties
08:15the reason that you faced a nearly impossible task?
08:20I ran against Donald Trump for president.
08:23And Donald Trump ran on a platform
08:29that was in large part, I believe,
08:33misrepresenting his intentions to the American people.
08:35That is a world-class pivot,
08:38but it is not the question that I asked you.
08:41Ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:42Ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:47Shout out to that reporter, Sarah Ferguson,
08:49who was like,
08:50yo, this ain't MSNBC.
08:52Answer the question, s***.
08:53Let's go.
08:55I asked you a question.
08:58Answer the question.
09:00If a cop stops you and he goes,
09:01if you were drinking, you go,
09:03Family Ties was a good show back in the 80s.
09:05You're going to jail, okay?
09:08Like, Kamala looked like she was going to strangle that girl
09:10because she's not used to getting interrupted,
09:11but it wasn't even her angriest moment of the week.
09:13Check out this reaction she has to Trump's ballroom.
09:17Watch this.
09:18I mean, are you f***ing kidding me?
09:19This guy wants to create a ballroom for his rich friends
09:23while completely turning a blind eye to the fact
09:26that babies are going to starve
09:29when the SNAP benefits end in just hours from now?
09:33Come on.
09:33So I'm not going to be distracted by,
09:35oh, does the guy have a big f***ing hammer?
09:38What about those babies?
09:41Every time Kamala talks,
09:43she sounds like she's trying to convince a bouncer
09:45to let her back into the bar she just got kicked out of.
09:53Are you just going to make me stay out here in the cold
09:55when my friends dance?
09:56What about the babies?
09:57And the guy's like,
09:58what's wrong with this girl?
10:01Of course, no politician sounded drunker on TV this week.
10:04House Majority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, watch this.
10:07He claimed that Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson,
10:10won't talk to him about the shutdown,
10:12only to admit in the next sentence
10:14that they just got off the phone.
10:16This is real.
10:17Watch this.
10:18You said that Mike Johnson's not willing to sit down and have a conversation.
10:21Y'all did have a phone conversation,
10:23I believe you said earlier today.
10:25Who initiated that call?
10:27Was that you or was that Speaker Johnson?
10:29It was a call from Mike Johnson.
10:31It was very brief.
10:33And it wasn't a substantive discussion
10:34in terms of finding a path forward.
10:37But was he calling to talk about the government shutdown?
10:41I mean, you could say that that was in the ballpark.
10:46To quote Trump,
10:47they are not sending their best, ladies and gentlemen.
10:51Mike Johnson won't talk to me.
10:52We just got off the phone.
10:53What?
10:54He went on to say Mike Johnson won't go to dinner with him either.
10:56They were just discussing it at Red Lobster.
10:58I mean, bizarre.
10:59I think radio host Charlamagne Tha God
11:02summed it up the best.
11:03Watch this.
11:04People are angry.
11:05So why is Hakeem Jeffries talking like he's Chuck E. Cheese Obama?
11:08Okay?
11:10What are we doing?
11:12You call them Chuck E. Cheese Obama.
11:15Which makes sense,
11:16because Hakeem Jeffries totally has the energy of a kid
11:18who's lost in an arcade looking for hope and change.
11:21You know?
11:21Help me out.
11:22I just want to play Pac-Man.
11:23My parents left me.
11:24But if we're being honest,
11:25Hakeem was not the dumbest man
11:27to get in front of a camera this week.
11:29Check this out.
11:30Riley Gaines,
11:31all you do is hate on people.
11:33You're an insufferable
11:34nobody likes you.
11:37Well,
11:37I feel like I just got yelled at by a catcher's mitt.
11:39What was that?
11:42What was that?
11:43It's actually Bravo reality star Jennifer Welch.
11:46And I have to tell you,
11:47it's so crazy to think
11:48that Riley Gaines went for a gold medal
11:51and she's getting bashed by a chick
11:53who settled for a plastic face.
11:55You know what I'm saying?
11:57But here we are.
11:58I don't know.
11:58You like that?
11:59Okay.
12:00I don't know.
12:02You're like,
12:02I love it.
12:03Jimmy's picking on the talking possum.
12:05What's going on?
12:06Welch was wading into a Twitter fight
12:08between Riley Gaines and AOC.
12:10It started when AOC tweeted,
12:12maybe if you channeled all this anger
12:13into swimming faster,
12:14you wouldn't have come in fifth.
12:16Now I'll show AOC some grace
12:18for trashing a fifth place finish
12:19because she's not the best with distances.
12:22Remember this.
12:22AOC is the same chick
12:23who claims she grew up in the Bronx
12:25even though her hometown of Yorktown Heights
12:26is 40 miles away.
12:29You know?
12:29I mean,
12:30I'm just saying.
12:33Technically speaking,
12:34fifth place is only 10 seconds
12:36from first place
12:37which is a lot better than
12:38an hour and a half from the Bronx.
12:40You know what I mean?
12:40But it's also worth noting
12:42that Riley Gaines lost to a biological man
12:45who was ranked 462nd in the country
12:47in the men's division
12:49and that he catapulted to number one
12:51in the women's rankings
12:52the minute he joined.
12:53I mean,
12:53think about the insanity of that.
12:55And it's a true story.
12:56Leah Thomas was the only female swimmer
12:58to take on 10 competitors
12:59while also battling shrinkage.
13:01And, uh...
13:02So silly.
13:07And let's not pretend that Riley Gaines
13:10has something against male athletes.
13:12She obviously doesn't.
13:13She just doesn't want them
13:14in the women's division
13:14or getting changed
13:15in the women's locker room.
13:17Uh, but aside from that,
13:18she's always hanging around
13:19rugged, strong,
13:20really hunky guys.
13:23Hey!
13:23There you go.
13:24There you go.
13:26There you go.
13:28There we are, Riles.
13:30I love, by the way,
13:31that Scully Western wear.
13:32I love their shirts,
13:33but every time I put on
13:34one of their shirts,
13:35I totally look like
13:36a children's magician
13:37who shouldn't be allowed
13:37around children, you know?
13:41Get maced by random moms.
13:42I'm like,
13:43I'm not even doing anything.
13:43But for my money,
13:44the best clothing story
13:45of the week
13:46is that five pairs
13:47of Michael Jordan's
13:48autographed sneakers
13:49are going up for auction.
13:51Oddly enough,
13:51the guy who owned them
13:52lost all his money
13:52in a fixed NBA poker game.
13:54Uh, but just check out
13:56these old school sneaks.
13:57I love these sneaks.
13:58They were reportedly worn
13:59by Jordan
14:00during the Bulls'
14:01historic 95-96 season
14:03when they won 73 games
14:04in the NBA title.
14:06Incredibly, the Bulls
14:06have not won a championship
14:08since the 90s,
14:09although thanks to
14:10liberal policy,
14:11Chicago still leads
14:12the league in shooting.
14:13And, uh...
14:14Yeah, if you didn't
14:20laugh at that joke,
14:21you voted for Pritzker.
14:22What are you doing here?
14:23But all jokes aside,
14:24the auction house
14:25says the shoes
14:25have been so carefully preserved
14:27that the second
14:27you get them out of the box,
14:28you'll actually get
14:29a contact tie
14:29from Dennis Rodman,
14:31which is nice.
14:32Remember that, dude?
14:33Nothing was funnier to me
14:34than when Dennis Rodman
14:35started visiting North Korea.
14:37Do you remember that?
14:38Because the thing about
14:38North Korea is
14:39Kim Jong-un controls
14:40their entire media apparatus,
14:42which means you know
14:43he told them
14:44that was Barack Obama.
14:45You know he did.
14:47Every North Korean
14:48is like over there
14:48in the labor camp,
14:49like I can't believe
14:50the American president
14:51has a face tattoo.
14:52So weird.
14:56Of course,
14:57no fashion chat
14:58would be complete
14:59without a word
14:59from Sidney Sweeney,
15:01who showed up
15:01to a women's...
15:02One pervert clapped.
15:04Way to go, sir.
15:05Way to go.
15:06Sidney Sweeney showed up
15:07to a women's
15:08empowerment ceremony,
15:09but apparently
15:10she accidentally
15:11left her headlights on.
15:12There you go.
15:13I mean, yeah.
15:15First American Eagle
15:15hired her to talk
15:16about her good genes.
15:17Now it appears
15:17Bud Light brought her in
15:18to discuss her nice cans.
15:19I don't know
15:20what's going on.
15:22Yeah, you got to respect
15:22the bold fashion choices
15:24of Sidney Sweeney.
15:24It's like any model
15:25can walk the red carpet,
15:27but it takes a true
15:27fashionista
15:28to show you her carpet.
15:29You know what I mean?
15:32That was for the pervert
15:33in row one.
15:34It's like, yeah,
15:35show it again.
15:36I love you, man.
15:37Finally, the best,
15:38maybe best fashion story
15:39we've ever covered
15:40on this show.
15:40It's about a cop
15:41who showed up
15:42to a court hearing
15:43on Zoom
15:44and might have been
15:46a little underdressed
15:47for the occasion.
15:49Watch this.
15:50Can you put your appearance
15:51on the record, please?
15:53Yes, Officer Jackson,
15:55batch number 3919,
15:57out of the 12th precinct.
15:59All right.
16:01You got some pants on,
16:06Officer?
16:07Is there an end there?
16:11No, sir.
16:15The judge goes,
16:17yo, you got some pants
16:18on, Officer?
16:19And he goes,
16:20no, sir.
16:21Like, it's fine.
16:22Like, fellas,
16:23there are certain situations
16:25that can't be helped
16:27by giving the person
16:28you're dealing with
16:29some fancy title.
16:30You know,
16:30if I come home tonight
16:31covered in glitter
16:32with a stamp on my hand
16:33and Jenny goes,
16:34hey, were you hanging out
16:35at the Flash Dancer
16:36strip club again?
16:37And I go,
16:37yes, Your Majesty,
16:39I'm still f***ing you guys.
16:41Doesn't end good.
16:42I'm also not one
16:43to give fashion advice
16:44because my producers
16:44say this purple jacket
16:45makes me look like
16:46Count Chocula.
16:48But Earth to Cops Everywhere,
16:50if you're doing
16:50a virtual trial,
16:51nobody should be able
16:52to see your nightstick.
16:54You know?
16:55Seriously, come on.
16:56The guy showed up
16:56to a freaking Zoom meeting
16:57with no pants on.
16:59Like, let it be a lesson
16:59to Cops Everywhere
17:00this Halloween
17:01to never show up
17:02dressed as Jeffrey Toobin.
17:04Folks,
17:05we got a hot one
17:05coming up.
17:06Curtis Lewa,
17:07Kennedy,
17:08superstar comedians
17:09Aaron Berg and Mike Beccione
17:10and Iron Mike Tyson
17:12in the house
17:13to do the damn thing.
17:14for tickets to be in our studio.
17:33Welcome back to Fox News
17:34Saturday night
17:35where it should be noted
17:36that I am heading back out
17:37onto the road
17:37for stand-up comedy
17:38at the end of this month.
17:40Starting in Pittsburgh,
17:41November 22nd,
17:42followed by November 28th
17:43in San Luis Obispo, California.
17:45November 29th
17:46in Las Vegas, Nevada.
17:48Tickets for all my upcoming shows
17:49available at
17:50foxacrossamerica.com.
17:52And I'm going to tell you
17:52right now, crowd,
17:53the California show's
17:55going to be a little tricky.
17:56That state has gotten
17:57so politically correct,
17:59you're not allowed
17:59to call someone a loser
18:00anymore in California.
18:02You have to call them
18:03Governor Newsom.
18:04Stop it, Jimmy.
18:09But I bring up
18:10this Newsom incident
18:11because his desperate bid
18:12for the White House
18:13went full sociopath this week.
18:16He told the podcast
18:16that he grew up poor,
18:18which had to be news
18:19to the San Francisco Chronicle,
18:21which once featured Newsom
18:22in an article called
18:23Children of the Rich.
18:25That's a real thing.
18:26That's him right there.
18:27But never let the facts
18:28get in the way
18:28of a desperate attempt
18:29to seem relatable.
18:30Here's Gavin Newsom's
18:31origin story about the struggle.
18:34Watch this.
18:35It was also about
18:36paying the bills, man.
18:37And it was just like hustling.
18:40And so I was out there
18:41kind of raising myself,
18:43turning on the TV,
18:45started, you know,
18:46just getting obsessed,
18:48you know,
18:48sitting there with,
18:48you know,
18:49the Wonder Bread
18:50and five stacks of,
18:52you know,
18:52like the White Stack
18:53Five story.
18:55Come on.
18:58Five macaroni and cheese.
19:00Yeah, it wasn't easy
19:01growing up with a dad
19:02who was the personal attorney
19:03for the billionaire
19:04Getty family.
19:05That had to be hard.
19:06I mean,
19:06just look at the stress
19:08on a young Gavin Newsom's face.
19:10Check him out.
19:11Not good.
19:13It's actually Kip
19:14from Napoleon Dynamite.
19:15Although Newsom is so desperate
19:17for minority support,
19:18he'll probably change
19:18his name to Pedro
19:19and start telling people
19:20to vote for Pedro next.
19:22Joining me now
19:22to discuss this shameless attempt
19:24for a Hollywood ending,
19:26say hello to Fox News
19:26superstar Kennedy
19:27and comedy bad girl
19:28Aaron Berg.
19:29Hot bang, boom.
19:30Hot bang, boom.
19:35When,
19:36first of all,
19:36when I watch Gavin Newsom talk,
19:38doesn't he look like
19:38the sign language interpreter
19:39that faked it
19:40at Nelson Mandela's funeral?
19:42Yeah.
19:42That whole thing.
19:44What do you make of this?
19:45He's like,
19:46I am heterosexual,
19:47everybody.
19:51I love that he goes
19:52on a podcast like,
19:53hey guys,
19:54I speak jive,
19:56yeah.
19:57Wonder bread,
19:58grape,
19:59soda,
19:59whatever you need,
20:00I'll be there.
20:02Gavin Newsom.
20:04Ghetto Gavin,
20:04they call me.
20:05Woo!
20:08They just love it.
20:09They love it.
20:09The Texans love it.
20:11I'm surprised they clapped
20:12for Newsom jokes
20:13because half the state
20:14moved there.
20:14You know,
20:15he's the reason.
20:16Do you believe
20:17he ever even ate
20:18a single box
20:19of mac and cheese?
20:20No.
20:21I feel like
20:22he had to struggle
20:23to recall what it was.
20:25You know,
20:26it's the Gavin Newsom story,
20:28his new book,
20:29From Wonder Bread
20:29to French Napkin.
20:32He's really horrible.
20:34I love that he's like,
20:35so gangster.
20:36It's like,
20:36Marin County!
20:39We're sorry!
20:41Jamie Kennedy
20:42is going to do
20:42a movie with him
20:43called Marin County's
20:45Most Wanted
20:45where Gavin Newsom
20:47comes out as a rapper next.
20:48It's going to be phenomenal.
20:49Hey, don't joke.
20:51That might win
20:51Mom Donnie
20:51the mayor's race.
20:52Holy hell.
20:53He said that
20:54he spent his whole childhood
20:56playing basketball
20:57by himself.
20:59Because he's a wanker
21:00and no one wants
21:01to be around him.
21:06Hobbies also include
21:07solitaire.
21:09But hold on a second
21:10because he said
21:10he played basketball.
21:12It's just like
21:12endlessly throwing
21:13the ball against the wall.
21:14Let's take a look
21:15at his basketball skills
21:16and see how it worked out.
21:17Yeah.
21:18Hold on.
21:18So I do believe
21:26he played basketball alone.
21:27I believe that part was true.
21:29I haven't seen an Asian
21:30taking a hole like that
21:32since Eric Swalwell's
21:33prom night.
21:33Holy hell.
21:35It's like white men
21:36can jump the truth.
21:39Did you see
21:40Jonathan Karl at ABC?
21:42Yeah.
21:42Compared him to
21:42American Psycho.
21:44Do you guys know
21:44the movie American Psycho?
21:45Clap if you saw American Psycho.
21:46Do you think he resembles that?
21:49Because his answer
21:50to this question
21:51I'll show it to Kennedy
21:52and you can react to that.
21:53Watch Jonathan Karl
21:55ask him about this.
21:56Watch this.
21:56What do you make of
21:57all the Patrick Bateman talk?
21:58I don't know.
21:59I mean people say
22:00that you are
22:00like American Psycho.
22:02Jesus.
22:03Like I said
22:04new scum.
22:05I mean look.
22:06But even your friends
22:07like say this.
22:07Oh do they?
22:08I'm going to re-evaluate
22:10my guest list.
22:11I mean there was
22:12a comedian that said
22:13a literal comic book
22:14villain from Central Casting
22:15Patrick Bateman vibes.
22:17He definitely had
22:18someone killed
22:19or may have killed
22:19someone himself.
22:21Yo!
22:22He said he definitely
22:23had someone killed.
22:24So that guy basically
22:25just called him
22:26Hillary Clinton.
22:29Because you think
22:29this locks up
22:30some of that support?
22:31Yeah.
22:32It made me wonder
22:32was he on
22:33Jeffrey Epstein's list?
22:35Oh God!
22:36I know.
22:36That's so dark
22:37and disgusting.
22:38I know.
22:38I don't know
22:39if it's true
22:39but I think some.
22:40But he's
22:40he loves
22:42the Patrick Bateman
22:43reference.
22:43Yeah.
22:43For anyone else
22:44that would be
22:45such an insult.
22:46Yeah.
22:46But he's like
22:46laughing in kind
22:48of a giddy way.
22:49Uh huh.
22:49You know like
22:50when a sailor
22:51makes eye contact
22:51with me from
22:52across the bar
22:53and I'm like
22:53are you really
22:55looking at me
22:56and it's like
22:56no ma'am
22:57you have some
22:57chives on your face.
22:59He's a parent
23:00for you.
23:01But yeah
23:02Newsom
23:02he just
23:03he eats it up.
23:04You know
23:05when you tell
23:05jokes about sailors
23:06half the crowd laughs
23:07the other half
23:08doesn't know
23:08if you're kidding
23:09or not.
23:09She's not kidding
23:10you guys.
23:11She is not kidding.
23:12She is the reason
23:13Fleet Week
23:13is as crowded
23:14as it is.
23:15I mean that.
23:16Holy hell.
23:17Yeah no
23:17that's a true story.
23:19She'll be back in May.
23:21Kennedy is
23:21personally responsible
23:22for half the semen
23:23in New York Harbor
23:24in Fleet Week.
23:25And the sailors.
23:28Good job.
23:29But do you think
23:30I don't think
23:30anyone buys
23:31the poor thing.
23:32I'm waiting
23:33for him
23:33to come out
23:34with a purse
23:35and be like
23:35I've got hot sauce
23:36in my purse.
23:38He's so Clinton.
23:39There's this need
23:40to pander
23:41to this vote
23:42because everybody
23:43saw Trump
23:43win that vote
23:44but Trump
23:45did it genuinely
23:46where he was like
23:47I'm rich.
23:48I love being rich.
23:49It's the best.
23:50And everyone's like
23:51I want to be rich too.
23:52And now Newsom's like
23:53I'm poor.
23:54I was poor.
23:55And everyone's like
23:55we're not buying it.
23:56They don't buy it
23:57because the thing is
23:57this is the truth.
23:58They don't mind rich
24:01because you move
24:02to America
24:02to be rich.
24:03Trump watched
24:04Mitt Romney
24:04apologize for being rich
24:06and was like
24:06screw it
24:07I'm running as a rapper.
24:08He parked his plane
24:09on the runway.
24:10He had his supermodel wife
24:11bring him on stage.
24:12Trump was basically
24:13Little Wayne
24:14in 2016.
24:16And the problem is
24:16nobody buys
24:18the poor thing
24:19but what people resent
24:20is trying to pretend
24:22you're part of the struggle.
24:23The reason we talked
24:24about this
24:25is I watch this
24:26and it personally
24:27pissed me off
24:28because when my kid
24:29was born
24:29the first time
24:30I drove Lincoln
24:31to school
24:31I drove him
24:32in a taxi
24:33and I was so broke
24:35I had to charge him.
24:36You know what I mean?
24:38It's like
24:39no juice box for you.
24:40Folks,
24:41group of horny monkeys
24:42escaped from a lab
24:43in Mississippi.
24:44We'll tell you
24:44why Kennedy let him out
24:45next.
24:55Welcome back
24:56to Fox News
24:56Saturday night
24:57where a group of monkeys
24:58escaped from
24:59a Mississippi lab
25:00and were said
25:01to be carrying
25:01COVID,
25:02hepatitis C
25:03and herpes.
25:04This is what happens
25:05when the scientific
25:06community goes woke
25:07and starts making
25:08children's books
25:08called By Curious George.
25:11Not good.
25:12Investigators now
25:12claiming the monkeys
25:13were not carrying
25:14any diseases
25:15when they escaped
25:15from an overturned truck
25:16but it's worth noting
25:17that's the same thing
25:18they said at the lab
25:19where COVID escaped from
25:20wasn't it?
25:20I mean,
25:21come on.
25:22Apparently one of the bats
25:23ate a wet
25:23bat at a wet market.
25:24I don't know.
25:25But joining us now
25:25to make sense of it all
25:26is a superstar comedian
25:28who looks like he works
25:29in animal control.
25:30Say hello to the
25:30unstoppable Mike Vecchio.
25:32Mike Vecchio!
25:35First of all,
25:36give me some sugar.
25:37I feel like this story
25:38should have gotten
25:39more attention.
25:40If we have radioactive
25:41sex monkeys running around,
25:43that's more important to me
25:44than a government shutdown,
25:45no?
25:46Well,
25:46they're called monkeys
25:47in Mississippi
25:48but in New York
25:49they're called
25:50Italian-Americans.
25:52I feel like
25:53they were on their way
25:53to whatever
25:54their Staten Island is
25:55in Mississippi.
25:58Yeah.
25:59I love that you came right out
26:00and took a shot
26:00at your people.
26:01I love it.
26:01That is the safest target.
26:03That's what we are.
26:03We're hairy,
26:04we're dirty,
26:05we're out there.
26:06But it's a ballsy joke
26:07because we found out
26:08from the NBA last week
26:09that the mafia is back.
26:10Yes.
26:10You know what I mean?
26:11We're back, baby.
26:12I would have told that joke
26:12two weeks ago.
26:14Mike Vecchio.
26:15Give me this, though.
26:16Because when I think
26:17about the story,
26:18I obviously think about
26:19the fact that it happened
26:20in Mississippi.
26:21Yes.
26:21Okay.
26:22It was Tulane University.
26:2331 monkeys
26:24in the back of a truck.
26:25Okay.
26:26As they call it
26:26in Mississippi,
26:27it was a ton of monkeys.
26:30What do you think
26:32leads to a truck
26:33full of monkeys
26:33overturning like that?
26:35Partying, obviously.
26:37Like, the monkeys
26:38obviously got into something
26:39in order to get,
26:40like, COVID was
26:41the best case scenario.
26:43You know,
26:43you got a bunch of, like,
26:44hopped up little sex monkeys
26:45and, you know,
26:46God knows what they were
26:47doing in the back.
26:47The driver's like a mom,
26:48like, stop it.
26:49Get that out of there.
26:50That does not belong.
26:52Put that,
26:52are you not wearing pants,
26:53you son of a...
26:54And then,
26:54you know,
26:58at least in Mississippi,
27:00the co-eds
27:00still know how to party.
27:02They still got
27:03in Mississippi.
27:04All right,
27:04well, hold on a second,
27:05Aaron,
27:05because we are trying
27:06to be a fair
27:06and balanced show.
27:07Okay.
27:07So tell the studio audience
27:08how this is definitely
27:09the Democrats' fault.
27:10Explain.
27:11Oh, well,
27:12clearly they were
27:13very liberal
27:14in terms of their
27:15backseat driving.
27:16So they're yelling
27:17at the driver.
27:18My fear here is
27:19why are they
27:20COVID testing monkeys?
27:22Do you remember
27:22the time when there
27:23was no tests
27:24for the humans
27:25at all?
27:26Are they going to
27:27lock these monkeys
27:28down and start firing
27:29them if they didn't
27:30get the jab?
27:31That's what I'm thinking
27:32this is leading to.
27:33That's what happened.
27:33The monkeys are unemployed.
27:34They got fired by Fauci.
27:36He's like,
27:36you didn't get the shot.
27:37I think there was
27:38a drunk elephant
27:39driving.
27:40I think that was
27:41the issue.
27:41This is a Dr. Seuss book
27:43waiting to happen.
27:47Do you have any
27:47other theories?
27:48Do you think?
27:49Orton, here's a
27:49who's holding.
27:51Do you think?
27:52Okay.
27:53I think the monkeys
27:54would have been caught
27:54sooner, but they
27:55outsmarted everyone
27:56in Mississippi.
27:59I love that.
28:00Give me this.
28:01Okay.
28:01Monkeys played a major
28:02role in the space race.
28:04Do you think NASA
28:05released these monkeys?
28:07To distract from the
28:08fact that Kim Kardashian
28:09said we faked the moon
28:10landing this week.
28:11That's a real thing.
28:12Yeah, they did.
28:13And unfortunately,
28:13they got all those
28:14microbes from her
28:15giant ass.
28:19Very sad.
28:21It was distraction
28:22101.
28:23Burke, do you think
28:23they're downplaying
28:24the germs?
28:24Because the lab now
28:25says there were no
28:26germs.
28:26Like Tuesday, it was
28:28like we have
28:28radioactive sex monkeys
28:29with herpes on the
28:30loose.
28:30Now they're like,
28:31no, they were fine.
28:32They were like
28:32Mormon monkeys.
28:33They never even had
28:33a drink of alcohol
28:34in their life.
28:35Straight edge.
28:36Yeah.
28:36Why are you
28:38testing monkeys
28:39for herpes?
28:40How bad is the
28:42online dating scene
28:43that you're looking
28:45to monkeys?
28:46Can these kids
28:47not create something
28:48on their 3D printers
28:49to sleep with?
28:51What's the problem?
28:53That virtual reality
28:54was working.
28:55I thought AI
28:55was doing something.
28:57But no, you gotta
28:58test the monkeys
28:58for herpes.
28:59And how are you
29:00doing that?
29:00With your mouth?
29:01Uh-huh.
29:02They were good-looking
29:04monkeys.
29:05I think that's what
29:06it was.
29:06They were hot.
29:07Yeah, and Berg
29:07is saying that with
29:08the anger of a guy
29:08who might have
29:09banged one of these
29:10monkeys.
29:10I'm not gonna lie.
29:11He's wearing them.
29:12I know.
29:13He's actually wearing
29:13the one that gave
29:14him the herpes.
29:15Look at the guy
29:15right now.
29:16You're gonna pay
29:17for this jacket.
29:19Uh-huh.
29:20Have you ever
29:22performed down there
29:22in New Orleans?
29:24Stand-up?
29:24Yes.
29:25They're good crowds,
29:25right?
29:25They are.
29:26They're wild.
29:27They're ready to go.
29:28They seem like people
29:28who would transport
29:29monkeys.
29:30No, they don't
29:31laugh at jokes.
29:32They just go,
29:33woo!
29:33You know what I mean?
29:34I was in Biloxi,
29:35Mississippi.
29:36Every joke was like,
29:37woo!
29:37I was like,
29:38is this good or bad?
29:39How is this working?
29:40It was like the
29:40Blues Brothers.
29:41They're just throwing
29:41bottles of beer at me.
29:43But these monkeys,
29:43so you know,
29:44they were from Tulane
29:45University in New Orleans.
29:47You can't miss them
29:48on the side of the highway
29:48because the female monkeys
29:49are asking for beads.
29:51So if you see one,
29:52pull over.
29:53Folks, New York City,
29:53three days away from
29:54electing a socialist mayor.
29:56When we come back,
29:56we'll talk to one man
29:57who's trying to save
29:58the Big Apple
29:59from the ultimate worm,
30:01Curtis Sliwa,
30:02in the house.
30:13Welcome back to
30:14Fox News Saturday night
30:15where the polls suggest
30:17Zoran Mamdani is in the lead
30:18to be the next mayor
30:19here in New York City.
30:20But if you believed
30:21every poll you read,
30:22this lady would be
30:22wrapping up her second term
30:24in the White House, folks.
30:25There you go.
30:26There you go.
30:26Now, in truth,
30:28we wanted to make this
30:29a joint booking
30:29with Andrew Cuomo
30:30and Zoran Mamdani,
30:31but unfortunately,
30:32half our female staff
30:33has an order of protection
30:34against Cuomo,
30:34so that was a no-go.
30:37And Mamdani's made up
30:38so many stories
30:39about his family this week,
30:40they actually gave him
30:40a deal to write
30:41a children's book
30:42called Green Eggs
30:43and Hamas.
30:46So joining us now
30:47is the one guy
30:47trying to save the day.
30:49Say hello to Curtis Sliwa.
30:51Yeah!
30:52Yeah!
30:53Yeah!
30:54I made it.
30:55Mm!
30:57Home stretch.
30:59How you feeling?
31:00I'm feeling so good.
31:01I had two debates
31:02and did I not rock their world?
31:05Yeah, Curtis!
31:07The best line?
31:09Yep.
31:09They said,
31:10do you ever take yellow cabs?
31:12Naturally, Cuomo.
31:12Yes, you know, Zoran.
31:14I say I have an aversion
31:15to taking yellow cabs,
31:16especially if Jimmy's driving.
31:17Whoa!
31:17They capped me
31:18with five hollow-point bullets
31:20in the back,
31:21the Gotti's and Gambino's.
31:22Yes, they did.
31:23And you know,
31:23this past week
31:24on Mischief Night,
31:25the Gotti said,
31:26look,
31:26we tried to take him out
31:27so he wouldn't be in the race
31:29a long time ago.
31:31Don't blame us.
31:33And then,
31:33Sammy the Bull Gravano
31:35did a podcast
31:36attacking me.
31:39Whoa!
31:39See,
31:40they're all trying
31:40to get me out of this race.
31:42Guess what?
31:42I'm in it to win it.
31:44I'm the only Republican,
31:45the law and order candidate.
31:46I'm Rudy Giuliani 2.0.
31:48Whoa!
31:50Whoa!
31:52Whoa!
31:53Rudy Giuliani 2.0.
31:55So you're telling me
31:55there's some Ukrainian women
31:56waiting in the wings.
31:57I can't.
31:59Jimmy's got jokes.
32:00So,
32:01listen to me,
32:01okay,
32:01because it's been
32:02such an embarrassing week
32:03for Mom Donnie
32:04if you're paying attention.
32:05Yes, yes.
32:05His dad said
32:07Adolf Hitler
32:08was inspired
32:09by Abraham Lincoln.
32:12His dad said that,
32:13okay?
32:13Like,
32:14proving Democrats
32:14literally call
32:16every Republican
32:17President Hitler
32:17if he's Hitler.
32:18You always forget
32:19all the Hitler's days
32:20in the top hat.
32:21You forget those photos.
32:22But are New Yorkers
32:23not hearing this?
32:25Do they not care?
32:26Like,
32:26what are the people
32:27on his side
32:28that we need to make
32:28the case to
32:29thinking?
32:30The millennials
32:31and Gen Zers,
32:32you know what
32:33their flip back
32:33to me was
32:34in the subways
32:35because I dive
32:36into the subways
32:37every day.
32:38It's like a mosh pit
32:39to me,
32:39friends and foes.
32:40I said,
32:41why are they picking
32:41on Zoran's daddy?
32:43Didn't J.D. Vance
32:44call Trump
32:46Hitler in 2016?
32:48I stopped.
32:49I didn't have
32:50an answer to that.
32:50He's the vice president.
32:52So enough
32:52with the Hitler
32:53and Alex's, right?
32:54Trump has thin skin.
32:56He doesn't care.
32:56Of course.
32:57And he doesn't care
32:58what you call him
32:59in the heat of battle.
33:00And you guys
33:00know this too.
33:01Like,
33:01they call J.D. Vance
33:02every name in the world.
33:03Tim Waltz said
33:04he had sex
33:04with his couch.
33:05Think about that.
33:06But that's why
33:07Trump went with him,
33:08Kennedy,
33:08because he was historic.
33:09He'd be the first president
33:10who was bisectional.
33:11Think about that.
33:13But I will tell you this,
33:14Jimmy.
33:15You know,
33:16Andrew Cuomo
33:17is Pinocchio.
33:18Yes.
33:18He's in Italian
33:19what we call
33:20a caccaron.
33:21He lies,
33:21the nose gets bigger,
33:22and he's got a big schnoz.
33:24Okay.
33:25But,
33:25Zohan Mandami,
33:28you know,
33:28he's very affable.
33:29It's like that song,
33:30remember,
33:31Sade,
33:311984,
33:33Smooth Operator.
33:34Yeah, yeah.
33:34I always think
33:35of Barack Obama,
33:36the prince
33:37of the smooth operators.
33:38Yeah, yeah.
33:38And on the J.V.,
33:40is Zohan Mandami.
33:41Amen.
33:42So,
33:42when he lies,
33:44his nose doesn't get bigger,
33:46his smile gets larger.
33:48That's how you know
33:49he's lying even more.
33:51But this is politician.
33:52I know,
33:52but when Cuomo
33:53was talking to the female staff
33:54or something else
33:55was getting bigger,
33:56that was the problem.
33:57Let me tell you this,
33:59if you're under 30
34:00and you're a female,
34:01he's flirty.
34:02If you're over 65,
34:05he could end up
34:05killing you
34:06in a long-term
34:07nursing home care unit.
34:08Oh, man!
34:09So you're only safe
34:10if you're between
34:1030 and 65
34:12with Handy Andy.
34:15Handy Andy.
34:16Aaron,
34:16give me this,
34:16you're a New Yorker.
34:17Yep.
34:18Is Jews for Mom Donnie,
34:19that movement online,
34:21is Jews for Mom Donnie
34:22the same as Blondes for OJ?
34:23It's such an idiotic thing.
34:29I don't understand.
34:30I saw some people online
34:32being like,
34:32we gotta promote him,
34:33he's fantastic.
34:34I don't get it.
34:35He said,
34:36globalize the Intifada
34:38many times,
34:39whereas Curtis
34:39is running on,
34:40the only thing
34:41we want to globalize
34:42is the Knicks
34:42winning a championship.
34:43Fair!
34:44Fair!
34:45Mike Vacchione,
34:47do you have any
34:48outside-the-box ideas
34:49that could help Curtis
34:50between now
34:51and the finish line?
34:52Food trucks at cemeteries.
34:54Food trucks at cemeteries!
34:55It's an idea
34:56whose time has come,
34:57you know,
34:57it's a depressing thing
34:58to go visit a loved one,
34:59but then you get
35:00like a sausage and peppers
35:01because your father
35:02would have wanted it that way.
35:03But you understand it.
35:04And then you divide
35:05the cemeteries ethnically
35:06and then you put
35:08the food trucks.
35:09Uh-huh.
35:09And the motto is,
35:10you don't have to be
35:11next to those people anymore.
35:13Everybody stays
35:15in their own section.
35:15The only problem
35:16with this brilliant idea
35:17is if you bring
35:18these food trucks
35:19to cemeteries,
35:20okay,
35:21all those dead people
35:22vote Democrat.
35:23So now what?
35:25Kennedy,
35:25do you have an
35:26outside-the-box idea
35:26real quick?
35:27Yes.
35:28Give it to me.
35:28Curtis,
35:29you have to look
35:30at the camera
35:30and tell people,
35:31if you don't vote for me,
35:34I'm going to release
35:35my cats
35:36into your apartment.
35:37I like this.
35:38And I'm going to make
35:39them give you
35:39a tongue bath.
35:42That won't scare
35:43off my viewers.
35:44I have a lot of
35:44horny cat ladies
35:45watching me right now.
35:46I'm not going to lie.
35:47If you have rats
35:48or mice in your apartment,
35:49you want the cats.
35:50Yeah, you do.
35:51Kurt, one more.
35:52And I will just say this
35:53before we go to break
35:54because I know
35:54you're going to stick around.
35:55The good news is
35:55everyone in this crowd
35:56loves you.
35:57Do you not love
35:58Curtis?
35:58Do you love?
35:59Great.
35:59The good news,
36:00I mean this.
36:01The good news is
36:02everybody in this crowd
36:02loves you.
36:03The bad news is
36:03they're all from
36:04Ohio and Texas.
36:05Stick around.
36:06Don't go anywhere.
36:06A heavyweight champion
36:08edition of
36:09Last Call is next.
36:16We planned well
36:17for retirement.
36:36But don't go away.
36:39Don't go away.
36:40Don't go away.
36:41Пока небо сохранит
36:42тот май в ней.
36:43Пока мне бы еще сил набрать.
36:47Те стены западут
36:50последний февраль.
36:53Мысли унесут
36:55к осенним ветрам.
36:57Где минута, где нелюдно
36:59с тобою дна.
37:01Йоми ночью
37:03теряю до суда
37:04для тебя.
37:11Welcome back
37:11to Fox News
37:12Saturday Night
37:12where yesterday
37:13I met with a dude
37:14who had the most
37:15realistic Halloween
37:16costume
37:17I have ever seen.
37:19Watch this.
37:20It is Halloween
37:20in New York City
37:21and my man here
37:22has the greatest
37:23Mike Tyson costume
37:24I have ever seen.
37:26I mean,
37:26I gotta hand it
37:27to you, man.
37:27Obviously,
37:28it's an honor
37:28of a lifetime
37:29to meet you, champ.
37:29Can I tell you
37:30one joke?
37:31Just one joke?
37:31Okay, fair.
37:32Because I was
37:32a big gambler
37:33growing up.
37:34Oh, you do?
37:34You're Mike Tyson.
37:34You're the best.
37:35Okay, I was
37:35a big gambler
37:36growing up.
37:37I may have lost
37:38money on a boxing match
37:39where a dude
37:40bit another dude's ear
37:41in Las Vegas.
37:42You'd know
37:42anything about that
37:43but all I want
37:44is your permission
37:45to tell one cannibal
37:51joke to Iron Mike Tyson.
37:52Okay?
37:53So two cannibals
37:54find a dead body.
37:56Okay.
37:56They decide
37:57they're gonna split it.
37:58One dude's gonna
37:58start at the head.
37:59Other dude's gonna
38:00start at the feet.
38:01They're gonna meet
38:01in the middle.
38:02So far, so good?
38:03Ready, set,
38:04here we go.
38:05They're munching away.
38:05Five minutes goes by.
38:06The guy working on the head
38:07calls down to the guy's feet.
38:08He goes,
38:08hey, how you doing down there?
38:09He goes,
38:10oh, I'm having a ball.
38:11He goes,
38:11slow down.
38:11You're eating too fast.
38:13Mike Tyson
38:14for the win,
38:15ladies and gentlemen.
38:21Shout out to Mike Tyson.
38:22I might have got you
38:23the cannibal vote
38:24on that one, Sliwa.
38:24I think so, man.
38:25Can I tell you something?
38:26If you want to do
38:27some campaigning,
38:28buy whatever his
38:28cologne was, Kennedy.
38:30He smelled so good.
38:31He had, like,
38:32rich guy cologne.
38:33You know,
38:33we're buying stuff
38:34off the bus stop
38:35in Times Square.
38:36It smells good
38:37when they spray it
38:37and a minute later
38:38the neighborhood dogs
38:39are chasing you
38:40through Times Square.
38:41That was real stuff.
38:42Were you a Tyson guy
38:42growing up?
38:43Of course.
38:44I mean,
38:44he's a goat, man.
38:45Yeah.
38:46You know,
38:46he beat the crap
38:47out of everybody.
38:48He was phenomenal.
38:49He was the best.
38:49Well, he said
38:50his favorite Halloween candy
38:51was candy corn,
38:52but I'm a deaf radio guy.
38:55I thought he said
38:55candy coin,
38:57you know,
38:57because he goes,
38:58I thought he said coin,
38:59but it turns out
38:59Don King took all the coin.
39:01There were no coins.
39:03Did you watch
39:03the Michael Spinks fight
39:04growing up?
39:05Were you there for that?
39:06Yeah.
39:06That was the one
39:07that was done
39:08during the pre-fight instructions.
39:11Kennedy,
39:12he knocked him out
39:13in 91 seconds.
39:15Yeah.
39:15It was the first
39:16big pay-per-view fight
39:17of the 80s.
39:17And who was there?
39:18Trump?
39:19Trump?
39:19Don King?
39:20Right.
39:21Al Slim Shady Sharpton
39:23when they controlled
39:24the boardwalk
39:25in Atlantic City.
39:26That happened
39:26right in the armory.
39:28Yes.
39:28It was like
39:29over in five seconds.
39:30Yes, five seconds.
39:31He couldn't bring
39:32Leon Spinks,
39:34his brother's spirit,
39:35to the ring.
39:37And anyone thinks
39:38it can't be over
39:38in five seconds
39:39has never talked
39:40to my wife.
39:43Comedy.
39:44Mike Tyson's
39:45Punch-Out, Kennedy.
39:46Did you ever play
39:46Nintendo in your MTV days?
39:49No.
39:49You didn't mess with that?
39:50Were you not a gamer?
39:51No.
39:52Because when I knew you
39:52in the 90s,
39:53I thought you were
39:54like a snowboarding gamer.
39:56Was that not true?
39:56No, Miss Pac-Man.
39:58Just a little Miss Pac-Man?
39:59Yeah.
39:59So that means
39:59you were just
40:00the special needs girl
40:01in the 90s?
40:03How do you think
40:04I got the job?
40:06Kurt, do you think
40:07if I get you
40:07the Tyson vote,
40:08it puts you over the top?
40:09You know,
40:10do me a favor, Jimmy.
40:11Stop glazing me here, huh?
40:13He's got slang.
40:15No one got it.
40:16You're not 12.
40:17They're not 12.
40:17Yeah.
40:18That means he's
40:19fluffing you.
40:20But I'd like to see,
40:21there's my thing to Mike Tyson.
40:22Obviously, he is
40:23probably the greatest,
40:24yes, the greatest boxer
40:25of our lifetime.
40:26He's iconic.
40:28And he's from an era
40:29of boxing
40:30where it was still boxing,
40:32meaning they had
40:32nicknames,
40:33like James Bonecrusher Smith,
40:35Mitch Bloodgreen.
40:37I know Mitch.
40:38Yeah, you go.
40:39But nowadays,
40:40the most violent fighters
40:41have names like Katie Porter.
40:42Oh, stop.
40:44Folks, thank you for watching
40:45Fox News Saturday night.
40:47Don't forget to get tickets
40:48to my stand-up tour
40:49at foxacrossamerica.com.
40:51How about another hand
40:52for Curtis, Kennedy,
40:53Aaron, and Mike,
40:54and Mike Tyson.
40:56I am Jimmy Fallon
40:56saying good night
40:57from New York City.
40:58We'll see you right back
40:59here again until next week.
41:00You can be a Republican,
41:01you can be a Democrat,
41:02just don't be a d***.
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