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00:01:01It is almost November, boys.

00:01:03How are we feeling?

00:01:03Not great, Casey.

00:01:05Great.

00:01:06Great.

00:01:07Let's say right down the stretch.

00:01:09College football, we're coming down the stretch.

00:01:11This is some nut crunching time.

00:01:13We got four or five weeks left.

00:01:15Sure.

00:01:15Win some football games.

00:01:16All right.

00:01:17That's what I...

00:01:18Yay.

00:01:18Let's go win some football games.

00:01:20Have you recovered from last week?

00:01:21No.

00:01:22No, I have not.

00:01:22Cash the ticket, anyone who is watching this show, minus 1,000.

00:01:26That was a great rant, Dan.

00:01:28That was one of the all-time on-point rants in the history of Barstool.

00:01:32Yeah.

00:01:33I didn't think it was kind of...

00:01:33Crystal ball.

00:01:34Yeah.

00:01:34I mean, it was actually worse than I thought.

00:01:38I imagined heartbreak.

00:01:40It was like even extra heartbreak.

00:01:43Well, he...

00:01:43And the way he was just kind of maneuvering himself around the field to be in prime time

00:01:50position for every bad play to happen in his face.

00:01:53That's not true.

00:01:54Well, weren't you on the sideline right when the guys zoomed by with the kickoff return

00:02:00and then you walked to the other side of the end zone so he could catch it in your face?

00:02:04That takes a certain type of talent to make sure every play unfolds right in your grill

00:02:09mix.

00:02:10Yeah.

00:02:10Yeah, no, I said it to Brandon after.

00:02:12I was like, if he was in the suite for the entire game, it would have been like, oh, okay,

00:02:15yeah, you got your heart ripped out.

00:02:16No, no, no.

00:02:17He's like, I'm going to go.

00:02:18I want to be the only person who's...

00:02:20I want to be the closest person to the football for every play that goes against my team.

00:02:24He's like the Zach Hample of heartbreak.

00:02:26Yeah, yeah.

00:02:27He just finds it.

00:02:28You're in the right position.

00:02:29You know where it's coming.

00:02:30He finds it.

00:02:31These are very explainable.

00:02:32The punt was, we were watching, we were on that end by the students.

00:02:36It happened at the 20-yard line.

00:02:38You can only go to the 25, so we're standing right at the edge of where we can stand.

00:02:41And then overtime is all in the same end zone, so we went down there for overtime.

00:02:45Yeah, but we talked about the end zone.

00:02:46The end zone's not like the smallest.

00:02:49There's lots of parts of the end zone.

00:02:51Yes.

00:02:51He caught it directly in your face.

00:02:54You were the closest human being on earth, which probably not a great thing because

00:02:58you would want a defender closer to him, but you were the closest person on earth to

00:03:02that touchdown catch.

00:03:03When he dropped back, I thought he was throwing it to me.

00:03:05Yeah.

00:03:05I thought he was throwing it directly to me.

00:03:07Dan's rant was so perfect, but then to be scripted out the way that you were in every

00:03:12single shot and your facial expressions, it's truly a skill set.

00:03:16It was special.

00:03:17It was a special day.

00:03:18I'm a content creator, guys.

00:03:19I create content.

00:03:20That's what you do.

00:03:20That's what I do, and that's what I did, and I hate every single one of you.

00:03:25No, you don't.

00:03:27I kind of do, though.

00:03:28Why?

00:03:29I just, it was a miserable, it was not fun.

00:03:32And then, Casey, you understand.

00:03:35You watch your team do that.

00:03:37Yeah?

00:03:37You go through all the highs and the lows, and mostly, and the lows were incredibly low.

00:03:41You walk back to your car, a slow, cold October rain starts falling.

00:03:46You get stuck in traffic for two hours, and then you have four missed FaceTime calls from

00:03:49Dave Portnoy.

00:03:50Do you know what that feels like?

00:03:50Well, I was streaming.

00:03:51I'm also a content creator, Brandon.

00:03:54It just so happened.

00:03:55I wasn't looking for trouble.

00:03:57Like, I had the Michigan game on, and you see me in real time.

00:04:01I'm getting, like, tweets and texts, and, like, Brandon Walker's crying.

00:04:06And I'm like, what?

00:04:07Crying?

00:04:07I thought it was crying tears of joy.

00:04:09I never cried.

00:04:10Because I turned the game off, and you were up 20, and there was, like, four minutes left

00:04:14in the game.

00:04:14So, I'm like, what is, he's crying about what?

00:04:17Then I see what's transpired.

00:04:19It just so happened I was live.

00:04:21I had to get your reaction, and I wasn't trying to rub it in, as you say, put a boot

00:04:26in your eye.

00:04:28He was checking in on you.

00:04:30Yes.

00:04:30He was being good.

00:04:31Yeah, he...

00:04:32Friends check on each other.

00:04:33He laughed hysterically in my face.

00:04:35No, I tried to cover it.

00:04:36You didn't cover it.

00:04:37I tried to cover it.

00:04:39I honestly, swear to God, was trying my best not to laugh in your face.

00:04:43But the whole situation was just so surreal, a chuckle fell out.

00:04:48It didn't fall out.

00:04:49It burst out.

00:04:50It exploded out.

00:04:51We tried to make you feel better at the end of the day, and then you didn't want to

00:04:56get your hopes back up.

00:04:57I mean, Ev, you finally snapped on him, too.

00:04:59You were like, how the fuck did you not cover?

00:05:01I mean, he just was...

00:05:01I just...

00:05:02Oh, your tweet about you being the most sad thing ever because Mississippi State didn't

00:05:07cover, I almost flew to New York and hit you in the face.

00:05:10I mean, I also lost Georgia State in a horrific fashion, then Cal, it was just a never-ending

00:05:14slew of bad beats.

00:05:15My favorite part of Old Rick Walker was when they're like, Dave wants to talk to you, and

00:05:21you're like, Dave, who?

00:05:22And when you realized it was me, you had an audible groan.

00:05:25Yeah, well, I actually do that a lot.

00:05:29Yeah, it was guttural.

00:05:31Hey, you're going to win this weekend.

00:05:32Oh, come on, Casey.

00:05:33Who are you playing?

00:05:34Arkansas.

00:05:35They're dogs.

00:05:36In Fayetteville.

00:05:37Yeah, I don't like it.

00:05:39It's not a great...

00:05:40Okay, all right, all right.

00:05:41We'll talk about the other game.

00:05:42So, before we get into this, this weekend should have been one of the biggest weekends that we

00:05:46were going to have, especially because of the Penn State-Ohio State game.

00:05:49It's not that way, but this feels like a sneaky slate.

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00:06:15So, okay, Ev, I'm going to start with you.

00:06:17Penn State at number one, Ohio State, the line 20 and a half, the over under 44 and a half.

00:06:22We've talked about how good Ohio State has looked, and we know that Penn State is not

00:06:26who we thought they were going to be.

00:06:27How are you feeling about the spread, though?

00:06:29I mean, I feel good.

00:06:31I mean, obviously, I wish that Penn State was good.

00:06:33I wish this was like a big game on the Big Ten schedule.

00:06:36They flubbed out the season.

00:06:38But I mean, there's a lot of like, I don't think it gets talked about a ton.

00:06:42Like, they asked Dave about a little bit of the press conference.

00:06:44Like, there is real beef with Dave and Jim Knowles.

00:06:46And I think if Dave has the chance to run it up at the end of the game, he's going to.

00:06:51So, I think they cover.

00:06:52I really do.

00:06:53I mean, you saw he did it last year with Signet.

00:06:54He went and scored that extra touchdown after he was talking shit.

00:06:57So, I think if he has the opportunity to win this game by four touchdowns, five touchdowns,

00:07:02he will.

00:07:02So, I think they do cover.

00:07:03I think Ohio State covers.

00:07:04Dan, what do you think?

00:07:05Yeah, I'm going to take Ohio State in this game.

00:07:06It would be very funny if Penn State found a way to win this game just after like all

00:07:11these years not being able to win the big one.

00:07:12Then they win a big one that doesn't matter at all for the rest of their season because

00:07:16they already fired their coach.

00:07:17But I think Ohio State, I think Ohio State's also going to use this game.

00:07:22They haven't been pushed at all pretty much since, what, the second half of the Washington

00:07:28game?

00:07:29Like, or like the first half of the Washington game.

00:07:30So, I think they're going to try to, you know, really push themselves almost because

00:07:37you've got to start gearing up here.

00:07:38You're going to, you haven't had the hardest schedule.

00:07:40You've looked great.

00:07:41This is going to be the time.

00:07:43You've got to get ready for Michigan.

00:07:44So, and then the playoff.

00:07:45So, I think they're going to push themselves and try to kind of put the pedal to the

00:07:49metal against Penn State because this is the last game until Michigan where it's the

00:07:54actual talent on the field defensively is a high level.

00:07:58You know what I mean?

00:07:59Penn State's not a good team.

00:08:00They still do have some dudes and they still have talent.

00:08:03So, you can use this opportunity to be like, hey, how do we match up against a talented

00:08:08roster?

00:08:08And they didn't want to play for James Franklin.

00:08:10It looked like it.

00:08:11Right.

00:08:11So, maybe they'll feel a little bit differently.

00:08:13Brandon, what do you think?

00:08:14I just, I don't know how Penn State's going to score.

00:08:16Right.

00:08:16I don't know.

00:08:17I know they got a backup quarterback.

00:08:19They've taken the bye week and they've changed the offense.

00:08:22But I don't see the ingredients on the offense that are going to make me scared if I'm an

00:08:25Ohio State fan.

00:08:26Like, I think Ohio State, I know what you just said is correct.

00:08:29They need to ramp up.

00:08:30They probably need to unleash your horses a little bit, but they could probably not do

00:08:33that and still cruise in this game.

00:08:35I'm going to pick Ohio State, but I just don't see how Penn State's scoring.

00:08:39Dave?

00:08:40Yeah, I'm going with Ohio State here.

00:08:42I do agree with what Dan said.

00:08:46I mean, Penn State was a national championship caliber team supposedly earlier in the season.

00:08:53And now they're a joke.

00:08:54But this roster, those guys are still on the team.

00:08:58The quarterback got hurt.

00:08:59That may be a benefit.

00:09:00He was so bad.

00:09:01So, it could be a lot of points.

00:09:02But, I mean, I don't know.

00:09:03I'll take Ohio State.

00:09:05I'm not going to bet this game in real life, but I'll take Ohio State.

00:09:07Yeah, across the board.

00:09:08Ohio State.

00:09:09I mean, so far they've looked dominant in everything they did.

00:09:11Penn State, it's just a wash.

00:09:13Liam, how do you feel about this game as a Big Ten guy back there?

00:09:16Oh, the biggest Big Ten guy since I was born.

00:09:19I think Ohio State rolls.

00:09:21I think Ohio State runs up the score, tries and makes somewhat of a statement.

00:09:25But Penn State stinks like you guys said.

00:09:27This is the, let Saiyan really sling it and show everyone.

00:09:32We actually do have the best quarterback in the country.

00:09:36This is your true Heisman winner.

00:09:39This is a Saiyan run-up game in statement.

00:09:42Okay, let's go to ACC.

00:09:44Number 10, Miami at SMU.

00:09:46Miami's 12.5-point favorites.

00:09:48The over-under, 50.5.

00:09:50Dan, Miami had the loss to Louisville, which didn't look great.

00:09:53But still kind of in control of the ACC to a certain degree, just from a talent standpoint.

00:09:59SMU kind of flirts with the, I mean, they're 5-3.

00:10:02Do you think that they could upset Miami?

00:10:04I hate this game, but I don't like, I haven't believed in Miami fully all year,

00:10:09just because Carson, back to me, he is so up and down.

00:10:11And you saw it when he was so bad against Louisville, and then he blames his receivers.

00:10:15This is the first time Miami, it's November 1st,

00:10:18and this is the first time Miami is playing a game outside the state of Florida.

00:10:22So they have to go true road game.

00:10:24I don't think SMU's very good.

00:10:2612.5 points, Joe.

00:10:27If you're going to give me a team, 12.5 points against Miami, I'll take SMU.

00:10:32Don't really love this game, though.

00:10:34Dave, what do you think?

00:10:35I'm taking Miami.

00:10:36Don't like the game.

00:10:37Won't play it in real life.

00:10:39If this is, to me, and I said this about the Indiana game when they won by 50,

00:10:51that I thought it could either be close or they'd win by 100.

00:10:54It wouldn't be around the line.

00:10:55I feel like the same here.

00:10:57Like, this will either be, hey, you tune in,

00:10:59and SMU's very close to pulling a full-blown upset, or they're down 40.

00:11:03I'm going to go with Miami.

00:11:04Brandon?

00:11:05I kind of feel like we should be talking about Oklahoma, Tennessee,

00:11:08over this game.

00:11:09Wait, we're not?

00:11:10No, we're not.

00:11:11What?

00:11:12Yeah, this game's on there, and Oklahoma, Tennessee is not.

00:11:14I feel like that was a slight fumble, unless I didn't see it later in the sheet.

00:11:20But I'll just take the over.

00:11:22You'll talk about it, too.

00:11:23No, yeah, but I'll just take the over here.

00:11:24Yeah, no, this game stinks.

00:11:26I'll take the over here.

00:11:27I'll take SMU being able to put up some points,

00:11:30mine being able to put up some points, and that's what I'll go with.

00:11:33Ev?

00:11:35I'll take Miami just because I'm so underwhelmed by SMU,

00:11:37but I think the true road game is a scare.

00:11:40But I also think they should dominate the line of scrimmage,

00:11:42so I guess I'll take Miami.

00:11:43Okay, I'm going to take Miami as well.

00:11:45Let's go to number 17, Cincy at number 24, Utah.

00:11:48Utah, minus 10, the over under 55.5.

00:11:50Dave, I will start with you.

00:11:52Cincy, 7-1.

00:11:53Utah, 6-2.

00:11:55The Big 12 right now is kind of, it's, you know, I wouldn't say a mess,

00:12:00but there's a lot of teams in the mix,

00:12:01and it's really going to start to ramp up in November.

00:12:03Who are you taking in this game?

00:12:04First of all, again, that's just like a slight insult to the Big 12, Casey.

00:12:09That's fine.

00:12:09No, no, I mean, like.

00:12:10I think what you meant was the picture's not clear.

00:12:13Why do you use the word mess?

00:12:14No, I'm saying the picture's not clear.

00:12:15We don't know who the best team in the Big 12 is.

00:12:17Well, I can't, yeah, I mean, you could say that about, well, I mean,

00:12:20do we know then in the SEC?

00:12:22It's also a mess.

00:12:24Yeah, I would say the same thing about the SEC,

00:12:25and then there's a bunch of two lost teams in the Big 10 that's a mess.

00:12:28The only conference that theoretically is not a mess is the Big 10?

00:12:31Well, no, the Big 10, I still think the 5-2 or 6-2 teams, that is a mess.

00:12:35We don't know.

00:12:35Oh, the Big 10's worth it.

00:12:35So then every conference is a mess.

00:12:37Right.

00:12:37I didn't mean it as an insult.

00:12:38I love the Big 12.

00:12:39And I'm not just picking on it, but I feel like that's the Big 12.

00:12:42You just get that.

00:12:44Like, people are like, it's a mess.

00:12:46Well, every conference right now, things can break.

00:12:51But the word mess is attributed to the Big 12.

00:12:55Anyways, that's my Big 12 rant.

00:12:58I love the Big 12, by the way.

00:13:00Right.

00:13:00But it's just a conference that can compete with anybody.

00:13:03This line makes no sense on this game, none whatsoever.

00:13:06It screams to take Utah.

00:13:09I'm saying, like, as a smart gambler,

00:13:12because it's begging you to take Cincinnati.

00:13:14Like, 10 points?

00:13:15I don't get this at all.

00:13:17But we look for injuries in this game.

00:13:18Like, this line is befuddling, and I am taking the cheese.

00:13:24I'm taking Cincinnati.

00:13:25I do not get this at all.

00:13:27This line, Cincinnati is pretty good.

00:13:2910 points.

00:13:31What?

00:13:33Yeah.

00:13:34What?

00:13:35What?

00:13:35It makes no sense.

00:13:36So I'm taking Utah.

00:13:38You have to.

00:13:39It's a crazy line.

00:13:41Crazy.

00:13:41It's a crazy line.

00:13:43I thought this would be like, Cincinnati's good.

00:13:46I don't get it.

00:13:48Yeah.

00:13:48I don't get it, at least under a touchdown.

00:13:51Brandon, what am I missing?

00:13:52Cincinnati's good.

00:13:53Yeah.

00:13:54You have to take Utah.

00:13:55Yeah, you have to take Utah.

00:13:56I'm taking Utah.

00:13:57It's also Saturday night, deep into the night.

00:14:00Yeah.

00:14:01It'll be one of those games.

00:14:02And it's a tough place to play anyway.

00:14:05I think Utah's a little bit recharged right now.

00:14:07So I'm going to pick Utah.

00:14:09And they're right.

00:14:09The number, what do you think?

00:14:10It should be, four and a half?

00:14:11No, like, yeah, like five and a half, six.

00:14:14Yeah.

00:14:14Ev?

00:14:16It's tough for me, because I agree with everything everyone said about the line.

00:14:18I've been a day one Cincinnati guy.

00:14:20I picked them before the season.

00:14:21I was super high on them.

00:14:22I love Soresby.

00:14:23I think out of loyalty, I'm going to take Cincy.

00:14:25But I mean, the line smells bad.

00:14:27Or do you think the line should be Ev?

00:14:28No, I probably, yeah.

00:14:29I would have thought, like, yeah, I probably agree with Dan.

00:14:31Probably like five and a half.

00:14:33Like, going to Utah is a brutal place to play.

00:14:35So I understand that.

00:14:36And I think Utah has obviously laid a couple stinkers.

00:14:39But they're also super talented.

00:14:41So I understand, like, going to Utah at night is a tough game.

00:14:44And Cincinnati's kind of been in the spot where they haven't had these, like, amazing lines in their favor.

00:14:48But they keep beating them.

00:14:49They keep kind of overcoming them.

00:14:51So they're just better than, obviously, the odds makers think they are.

00:14:53I think they've made that clear so far this season.

00:14:55But I'll take Cincy, because I'm a loyal guy.

00:14:57I'll keep riding with them.

00:14:58And Liam, you've been a big Utah guy.

00:15:00What do you think?

00:15:00Yeah, the Blup model had this one at Utah minus seven and a half, eight it was around.

00:15:06So, like, I understand why the line is where it is.

00:15:10When Utah has played lesser teams, they have been able to physically dominate them and impose their will and run the ball all over them.

00:15:19Like, you saw what they did against Colorado last week.

00:15:22It's against BYU.

00:15:23It's against Texas Tech.

00:15:24That they showed up and faltered completely.

00:15:27I think the odds makers just don't see Cincinnati as a legitimate top 25 team.

00:15:34They just don't.

00:15:36Devin Dampere is going to play.

00:15:38There was funky injury report stuff happening.

00:15:41It always does that.

00:15:42Yeah.

00:15:42Yeah, which they're getting drilled for by the Big 12.

00:15:46Like, you can't keep doing that.

00:15:49Whether Dampere plays or not, again, I think he will.

00:15:52I like Utah on this spot.

00:15:53I've liked Utah all year.

00:15:54I've been wrong twice.

00:15:55It's big.

00:15:55You can't be wrong every week.

00:15:59I keep going back.

00:16:01Utah by double digits.

00:16:02I'll say it again.

00:16:03I can't go 0 for 3.

00:16:04Well, they have to be double digits.

00:16:05Yeah.

00:16:05That's true.

00:16:06That's a good point.

00:16:07I'm going to take Utah as well.

00:16:08Let's go to the SEC, number 9, Vandy at number 20, Texas.

00:16:12Texas minus 2.5, the over-under at 45.5.

00:16:15Brandon, you have a fun stat for us about this game?

00:16:17Well, I don't know if it's a stat per se.

00:16:20Or a fact, I should say.

00:16:21Yeah, before I do ultimately pick Texas, I do think Vanderbilt's a better football team and has been a better football team than Texas.

00:16:28But October 4th is the last time Vanderbilt went on the road, so a full month between road games for Vanderbilt.

00:16:34Texas hasn't had a home game since September 20th.

00:16:38A month and a half, basically.

00:16:40They have gone without a home game.

00:16:41They had the neutral site game against Oklahoma and Dallas, and then they had the bye week and the three road trips or three road games.

00:16:47So now they're finally back at home.

00:16:50I don't know if they caught something in a bottle on offense the other night in the second half or not, or if they just...

00:16:57We're playing Mississippi State.

00:16:58Correct.

00:16:59Yes.

00:16:59Thank you, Dave.

00:17:00I appreciate that.

00:17:01I don't know.

00:17:02But regardless, I think this is a spot right here with the number 20 team favored by 2.5 at home over the number 9 team.

00:17:09This just screams take the number 20 team, take the favored team at home.

00:17:13So that would be the third week in a row, right, that you are against Vandy?

00:17:17So you're just keeping score now?

00:17:18You're just...

00:17:19I actually saw a very good clip.

00:17:21Is that true?

00:17:22Austin put it together.

00:17:23I don't know if we have it.

00:17:24Oh, your guy put it together.

00:17:25That's shocking, too.

00:17:25The two rants you had in the previous two weeks, and they were shockingly identical.

00:17:31But I just remember, because you gave us the LSU rant, how LSU's back, and they're going to rally around Brian Kelly, and he's going to finish out the year strong.

00:17:41That didn't really pan out.

00:17:43And then the following week, you had Missouri.

00:17:45And now you're going against them three weeks in a row.

00:17:48So I don't know that you do think Vandy's very good.

00:17:50I think the Missouri pick was me saying, I hate this game.

00:17:53It's going to be very close.

00:17:54I guess give me Missouri to balance out the year.

00:17:56Do you have a Vandy blind spot?

00:17:59I don't.

00:18:02They're going on the road at Texas.

00:18:04You started this rant like I think Vandy's good, but you pick against them every single week.

00:18:08I did not.

00:18:09I picked them against Alabama.

00:18:10No, I picked Alabama.

00:18:12Oh, no.

00:18:14I picked them against somebody.

00:18:15I don't think that you picked them.

00:18:17You do have a Vandy blind spot.

00:18:18I don't have a Vandy blind spot.

00:18:20They're fine.

00:18:20You picked them against South Carolina.

00:18:22Yes, I did.

00:18:23They're a very solid team.

00:18:24I just, on the spot, on the road, the first time they've been on the road in a month.

00:18:28I have no problem with you picking against them.

00:18:30I just don't like you being like, I'm a Vandy guy.

00:18:31It seems like you do.

00:18:32You just got to admit that you have a blind spot.

00:18:34I never said I'm a Vandy guy.

00:18:36I said I think they've been a better team in Texas so far.

00:18:39I think Texas is going to win this game.

00:18:40That's all fair.

00:18:41You're allowed to pick whatever you want.

00:18:43I am allowed to pick whatever I want.

00:18:44But you have a blind spot.

00:18:45Just say you have a blind spot.

00:18:47It's fine.

00:18:48I have blind spots for teams all the time.

00:18:51Who are you going to pick?

00:18:53Sorry, I have Texas in this game.

00:18:54Yeah.

00:18:54I think Texas is going to kill them.

00:18:56Really?

00:18:56Yeah, I think Vandy's, I had Vandy against LSU.

00:19:02I had Vandy against Mizzou.

00:19:03So, I have been picking Vandy.

00:19:05This is not only what Brandon said the first time they've been on the road.

00:19:10Diego Pavia is not like 200.

00:19:12I don't think he's thrown 200 yards against a Power 4 team in 12 games.

00:19:16Oh, his lobbying for the Heisman after last week.

00:19:19Crazy.

00:19:19That was wild.

00:19:20Crazy.

00:19:21So, you know, Vandy is a good team.

00:19:24Texas is a desperate team.

00:19:26Texas' defense, I think, can still win this game.

00:19:29And I actually, is it the worst thing if Arch doesn't play?

00:19:32Their offense is so bad.

00:19:34I was calling for the backup quarterback.

00:19:35Yeah, their backup might be, this might be a situation where I want the backup.

00:19:38Well, their backup threw one really good pass.

00:19:40Yeah.

00:19:41Right in your face.

00:19:43It was really good.

00:19:44Oh, it was beautiful.

00:19:45Really, really good.

00:19:45The tightness on the spiral, guys.

00:19:46Yeah.

00:19:47Y'all can't see it from the angle that you saw.

00:19:49Oh, my God.

00:19:50No, but I think this game comes down to, like, Vandy's, Vandy needs to run the ball to be able to win this game.

00:19:55And I think Texas will be able to stop the run.

00:19:57Ev, I know you're a big Diego Pavia guy.

00:20:00Yeah.

00:20:00And the big Ev model, Diego Pavia getting points is a system play.

00:20:03No one plays harder for your money than Diego Pavia.

00:20:05When he is getting points, he's the best bet in college football.

00:20:09I understand the line is a Texas line.

00:20:10But it's still, there's still, like, a brand name thing there with Texas, Vandy.

00:20:14But people still don't want to fully believe.

00:20:16I'm taking Vandy.

00:20:17I'm taking Vandy getting points.

00:20:18Correct.

00:20:18Ev and I are the only two that are seeing this.

00:20:21I saw it the last two weeks.

00:20:23I'm also on Vandy this week, too.

00:20:25But it's still here.

00:20:27Vandy, they came into the season with a different mindset.

00:20:31I've said every week they're not just happy with one win or two.

00:20:34They think they legitimately can win this conference and be a playoff team.

00:20:37They're better than Texas.

00:20:38They're just better than Texas.

00:20:40I'm going to take Vanderbilt.

00:20:41Yeah, I don't think that Diego Pavia is scared to play in Austin.

00:20:44That's the one thing when you look at the way that he plays.

00:20:47Like, that's not going to intimidate him being at that stadium.

00:20:49And Texas offense is just really bad.

00:20:51And I know they show flashes, but I think Vandy wins this game.

00:20:55I think Texas is just, like, they're shockingly bad on offense.

00:20:58And I know they have really good defense, but I'm going to take Vandy as well.

00:21:01Let's talk about Oklahoma, Tennessee.

00:21:03Tennessee minus three, the over under 56 and a half.

00:21:06Dan, I will start with you.

00:21:07Both of these teams with two losses.

00:21:09This is kind of a de facto playoff game a little bit.

00:21:12It is a playoff game.

00:21:13Yeah.

00:21:14And it's at night in Knoxville, which is a very hard place to play.

00:21:17So, I like Tennessee minus three in this game.

00:21:20And it's the same reasoning I used last week with Oklahoma.

00:21:25I think Oklahoma's defense has been a little bit overstated because of who they played early on in the season.

00:21:33They played Bryce Underwood in his second game of his career.

00:21:36He was 14 years old.

00:21:37And they were on the road.

00:21:38They didn't play a lot of great quarterbacks.

00:21:42And I'm not saying, like, Joey Aguilar is great, but he has played great.

00:21:46And the Tennessee offense is great.

00:21:47And so, I like Tennessee at home, at night.

00:21:52Josh Heupel, is it a revenge game if you loved your school and did great things there?

00:21:59Blutman.

00:22:01It's not revenge.

00:22:02It's not revenge.

00:22:03I do remember, I feel like last year there was a narrative around this about, like, Coach wanted this one real bad.

00:22:08Yeah.

00:22:08When they played.

00:22:09I remember that being a thing, like, we did with Coach.

00:22:10But he went to Oklahoma and won.

00:22:12So, now the revenge is gone, right?

00:22:14I agree.

00:22:14But I just remembered it from last year.

00:22:16It was a thing.

00:22:16Like, they want it game.

00:22:17Yeah.

00:22:17I don't know.

00:22:18I'm very excited for this game.

00:22:20This is a game I'm most excited to watch this weekend because it's a night game and it's also, you know, an elimination game.

00:22:26The Halloween uniform.

00:22:27Dark, yellow, dunis.

00:22:28Yeah.

00:22:29Yeah.

00:22:29Brandon, who are you taking?

00:22:31I don't think Oklahoma's a good football team.

00:22:33I think Tennessee's pretty good.

00:22:34I think they are if John McTeer's thumb wasn't.

00:22:38Yeah, but like you said.

00:22:39His thumb is fucked up.

00:22:40Like you said, and like I said last week, the defense kind of was false.

00:22:43It was a little fake on the defense.

00:22:45They're pretty good, but they're not near what we thought they were.

00:22:48Tennessee's offense is great at home.

00:22:50I think Tennessee wins this game by double digits.

00:22:52Dave?

00:22:53I'm going with a square pick.

00:22:55I'm taking Tennessee.

00:22:56I mean, the spread right there says this is a toss-up if it's on neutral site.

00:23:00I think they're about similar teams, but at night, at Knoxville, I'll take Tennessee.

00:23:05Yeah, I'm going to echo the same thing.

00:23:07Not betting this in real life.

00:23:09I'm going to take Tennessee as well.

00:23:10I think they're the better team, and since John McTeer got hurt, it's hard to have confidence in them.

00:23:14Ev, who are you taking?

00:23:15I'm taking Oklahoma with the points.

00:23:16I just think I've been very underwhelmed with Tennessee.

00:23:19To me, it's their defense just so bad.

00:23:20Oh, it's bad.

00:23:21It's terrible.

00:23:21It's so, so bad that I think Oklahoma will be able to score enough to hang around.

00:23:25The defense maybe was a little overrated, but I still think it's far better than Tennessee's.

00:23:28I'm taking Oklahoma with the points.

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00:23:53Okay, Dave, we'll start with you.

00:23:54What is your Dark Horse pick?

00:23:56So, North Carolina has silently sneaky, maybe under the radar, turned it around a little bit.

00:24:03Belichick seemingly has them playing.

00:24:07You can still argue he's the best coach of all time.

00:24:10Drastic improvement the last two weeks.

00:24:12Should have won the last two games, to be honest, or could have.

00:24:15They went for two, lost last week.

00:24:16Virginia, pretty good team.

00:24:18Had Cal beat on the road late night when no one was paying.

00:24:21Guy fumbles, literally crossing the goal line.

00:24:24They go into Syracuse and get a win for the old ball coach.

00:24:27So, North Carolina plus two and a half, Liam.

00:24:30Okay, Brandon?

00:24:31It's crazy.

00:24:32I know.

00:24:33Right there.

00:24:33The way he wrote that was mesmerizing.

00:24:35So, I'm going to stay in the same conference.

00:24:38Another team, if UNC's been trying to win, Virginia's been kind of trying to lose.

00:24:42Now, they're going coast to coast, all the way across to Cal, Cal plus four and a half against Virginia.

00:24:48Okay, and then Dan?

00:24:51I am going with South Carolina plus 12 and a half.

00:24:55Ole Miss off a big win.

00:24:58Ole Miss is very good.

00:24:59Ole Miss is probably going to the playoffs.

00:25:01Sorry, you know that.

00:25:04Even after we beat them?

00:25:07I don't think you're going to beat them.

00:25:08But, yeah, Ole Miss is probably going to the playoffs.

00:25:10But, I think these are the type of games that they're not going to blow out South Carolina.

00:25:14They're really good.

00:25:15Ole Miss is very good.

00:25:16Also, they're not that good.

00:25:18They're pretty good.

00:25:18I actually agree with that.

00:25:19Yeah.

00:25:19Right?

00:25:20They're like –

00:25:21Trinidad-shambles is very good.

00:25:23No, they're good.

00:25:24They're really good, but they can be not good.

00:25:27They're just super well coached.

00:25:28They weren't good against Washington State.

00:25:30That's for sure.

00:25:31That was a draft game.

00:25:32That was kind of a similar game where it was, you know, something on deck or something they just came off of.

00:25:3712-45 start, weird game.

00:25:40They're off.

00:25:40They have the ability to be the best – great.

00:25:44They have the ability to be not great.

00:25:45Like, they – whatever.

00:25:47Whatever.

00:25:47We're going to be fine.

00:25:48Don't worry.

00:25:49To send them to – out of the playoff?

00:25:51Sure, sure.

00:25:52And lane to Baton Rouge, yeah.

00:25:53Okay.

00:25:53I'm going to take Vandy plus two and a half.

00:25:56I think Diego Pavia goes into Austin and beats them.

00:25:58I think this Texas team is just down bad.

00:26:00They can't score.

00:26:01I think Vanderbilt wins the game.

00:26:02But for the parlay, I will take plus two and a half.

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00:26:34Dave, what is your Venmo receipt?

00:26:36Well, you know, I've indirectly here become the voice of Provo.

00:26:40From going there and becoming one with the Cougars and Cosmo and the Mormons.

00:26:46And I went on Big Noon last week and I gave a rant that the Big 12 was wildly disrespected.

00:26:52With BYU being undefeated and not being in the top ten.

00:26:55You had six teams with one loss.

00:26:57I gave this big one.

00:26:58BYU is undefeated.

00:27:00They are 100% a top ten team.

00:27:02I'm not saying they end there, but you can only judge them by what they do on the field.

00:27:06And they can play with anybody.

00:27:08So, I'm shouting out the Big 12 this week, right now, who got disrespected in the rankings.

00:27:14No way BYU should be a top ten team.

00:27:16No way.

00:27:17Back to you guys.

00:27:18And by the way, that's a great rant.

00:27:19And then BYU, including me, thought an absolute trap spot going into Iowa State.

00:27:25They fall behind early by two scores and just thump them the rest of the game.

00:27:31Hats off to BYU.

00:27:32I have them four this week in my poll.

00:27:36I think they deserve it.

00:27:38In the continuing disrespect of the conference, they deserve to be talked about with everybody else right now.

00:27:46They're winning big games and going in and getting big games.

00:27:50I don't even – this is last week's poll, this top ten, I take it.

00:27:54Huh?

00:27:54No, that's this week's poll.

00:27:55No, that's this week's.

00:27:56That's the AP.

00:27:59BYU is not in the top ten?

00:28:00No.

00:28:01No.

00:28:03How is that humanly possible?

00:28:05I agree.

00:28:05I mean, they should be in the top ten, but the AP –

00:28:07That is just the stupidest –

00:28:09Yeah, they're right outside.

00:28:09They're honestly not in the AP top ten?

00:28:11No, they're 11.

00:28:12How do you even know that?

00:28:12Yeah, they're 11.

00:28:13That's what they were last week.

00:28:15Yeah, they're still on the outside.

00:28:16They're going in BYU.

00:28:18How do you have Miami lose to Louisville?

00:28:21Georgia Tech, fine.

00:28:22Vanderbilt lost to Bama.

00:28:25Ole Miss – who did –

00:28:27Georgia.

00:28:28Georgia.

00:28:28Yeah.

00:28:29Oregon loses to –

00:28:32Indiana.

00:28:33Indiana.

00:28:34Georgia lose to Bama.

00:28:36Bama lost by 40 to Florida State.

00:28:39Bama lost by one of the worst teams in college football.

00:28:43A&M, Indiana, fine, top three.

00:28:46BYU has to be –

00:28:48That is insane.

00:28:50I agree.

00:28:51Can they just go undefeated for the rest of their lives

00:28:53and never crack the top ten?

00:28:55BYU is number ten, but they're tied with Miami.

00:28:59They're sharing ten.

00:28:59Oh, I thought they were 11.

00:29:00They're sharing ten.

00:29:01There's no number 11.

00:29:02Oh, we didn't –

00:29:03That is –

00:29:04Can we all agree on this panel?

00:29:05That's outrageous.

00:29:05That's AP.

00:29:06That's not ours.

00:29:07That's the AP.

00:29:07That's not ours.

00:29:08Yeah, because, like, I put them –

00:29:09No, I meant we didn't allow for that on space.

00:29:11Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:29:11To tie it, Tim, on our board.

00:29:13But can we all agree that's absolutely ridiculous?

00:29:15Yeah, I have them seven.

00:29:16I have them seven.

00:29:17Yes.

00:29:18Brandon?

00:29:19Do you have them seven?

00:29:20I think I have them ten.

00:29:21I don't have Vanderbilt.

00:29:22Let me see.

00:29:22It's right there.

00:29:23We do get to that later in the show.

00:29:25Brandon has them seven.

00:29:27Oh, I'm sorry.

00:29:28Yeah.

00:29:29Look at that.

00:29:29Well, like, Miami, like, Louis –

00:29:31They got smoked by Louisville.

00:29:33You think Louisville would just walk into the Big 12 and be, like, great?

00:29:36No.

00:29:38No, I agree.

00:29:38I think we all agree.

00:29:39We all have –

00:29:40We all have –

00:29:40Alabama, come on.

00:29:42It doesn't even count that they lost by 40 to –

00:29:44They didn't lose by 40, but –

00:29:45They lost by 14.

00:29:46Yeah.

00:29:46And Alabama then won five ranked games in a row.

00:29:49Yeah, no, Alabama's been –

00:29:50I don't think Alabama's the team you want to pick on.

00:29:52Wait, wait.

00:29:53Yes, it is.

00:29:54Because losses count.

00:29:56They're a bad team.

00:29:56Florida State has beaten nobody.

00:29:58They went to Georgia and one.

00:29:58BYU off the top has beaten Utah.

00:30:02They beat Iowa State last week.

00:30:04Iowa State's not good.

00:30:06I'm agreeing with you, but Bama has –

00:30:08What Bama's done in the last five weeks is more impressive than what BYU's done.

00:30:13But you can't –

00:30:14I agree.

00:30:15Losses should matter, but Bama's not the team to go after there.

00:30:19Miami.

00:30:20They lost to a terrible team.

00:30:21Oregon hasn't had, like, an insane resume.

00:30:24Miami hasn't had an insane resume.

00:30:26Like, those are the teams that BYU should be ahead of.

00:30:28Who says – this is, though, my point, then.

00:30:30Who says Alabama's resume is awesome?

00:30:35Because they're beating SEC teams?

00:30:37No, I mean, they're beating AP ranked teams, and the AP voters are seeing that.

00:30:42They're beating SEC teams because of bias.

00:30:44The one team that they played not in their conference, they lost by 30.

00:30:49They lost by 14.

00:30:51And the number got less than 40.

00:30:53Yeah, it's going down.

00:30:54What I'm saying is, it's just because you're saying AP teams –

00:30:58what you're saying is because they're beating other SEC teams,

00:31:02and not overly impressively.

00:31:04I mean, they –

00:31:05Going to Georgia and winning is impressive.

00:31:07That's impressive.

00:31:08But Georgia – who's – going into Utah is harder than going into Georgia.

00:31:13It is not, no.

00:31:14It is very much not.

00:31:15Says who?

00:31:15Says anybody with a fucking brain.

00:31:18BYU also didn't go into Utah.

00:31:21They wanted home.

00:31:23The Holy War was at BYU.

00:31:25You were there.

00:31:26Who were we there?

00:31:27Where were we?

00:31:28Texas Tech.

00:31:28That was Texas Tech.

00:31:29And Texas Tech beat the shit out of them.

00:31:30It's a different team.

00:31:31If you want to combine Texas Tech and BYU's resume, then we can agree.

00:31:35No, no, no, no.

00:31:35I got confused.

00:31:36But Texas Tech beat Utah on the road.

00:31:40Yes, we were there for that.

00:31:41Yeah, that's not BYU.

00:31:43BYU's road win is at Iowa State.

00:31:45That's it.

00:31:47And Iowa State's not good.

00:31:48And also, BYU should be in the top ten.

00:31:50We all agree.

00:31:51But Dan, says who?

00:31:52We say Iowa's good.

00:31:54We – what?

00:31:56We all have them in the top ten.

00:31:57We say Iowa's good.

00:31:58I mean, I don't have Iowa.

00:31:59I have BYU in the top ten.

00:32:00I was getting better.

00:32:02I don't – I was not like –

00:32:03Well, but that's my point.

00:32:04Like, Iowa State beat Iowa.

00:32:06So – and Iowa's pretty good in the Big Ten.

00:32:08Florida State smushed – it's like you can make these –

00:32:11it's just there's a pre-bias that SEC wins count more than Big 12 wins.

00:32:17I'm going to BYU right now.

00:32:20Really?

00:32:22I'm not going to –

00:32:23No, it's looking at their schedule.

00:32:25Iowa State just got worse because they had –

00:32:27they got massacred by injuries.

00:32:29Yeah, and they lost –

00:32:30They lost their top ten corner.

00:32:32They lost to Cincinnati and Colorado in back-to-back games.

00:32:34Like, Iowa State's not the same team.

00:32:36It's like teams do change.

00:32:38Also, you're yelling at us, and we all have them in the top ten.

00:32:40We all have them seven.

00:32:42Well, I don't like this Alabama thing one bit.

00:32:45Well, I think Alabama is a better –

00:32:47I think Alabama is a better team than BYU.

00:32:50We just –

00:32:51But it matters what you do on the field.

00:32:54Right, and I agree.

00:32:55Alabama, what they've done on the field in the last month and a half

00:32:58has been very, very good.

00:32:59Went to Georgia.

00:33:00They beat Vanderbilt.

00:33:01I look at this season.

00:33:02Vanderbilt's in the top ten.

00:33:03Georgia's in the top ten.

00:33:04They beat them both.

00:33:04But what teams are good, Dave?

00:33:06They're all similar.

00:33:07That's my point.

00:33:08But what teams are good?

00:33:09Like, give me your – give me – give me, like, your top ten.

00:33:12What are your top – what's your top ten?

00:33:13My top ten was Indiana, Ohio State, A&M, BYU, Georgia Tech.

00:33:20Then I had – I forget what order.

00:33:22I had Oregon, Georgia, Vandy.

00:33:25Okay.

00:33:26So, Bama beat two of those teams.

00:33:30Yeah, but they also lost to Florida State.

00:33:32What is my top ten?

00:33:33I'll get it.

00:33:34I'll see what I said.

00:33:35But you – two of your top ten, Bama went and beat.

00:33:39BYU has not done that to any of your top ten.

00:33:41So, you're ranking them good.

00:33:43They're all –

00:33:43They're all similar.

00:33:45Like, BYU could go beat Alabama.

00:33:46But they can't be all similar because Utah's not in your top ten.

00:33:49Go beat Alabama tomorrow.

00:33:50BYU could beat Alabama tomorrow.

00:33:52But they haven't lost.

00:33:53There's a huge difference between zero losses and one loss.

00:33:55I get that.

00:33:56I have them in my top ten.

00:33:57I just –

00:33:58It is – this argument is very funny because we do all have them in the top ten.

00:34:02We do all respect BYU.

00:34:04It's coming from a place of respect and love.

00:34:05I have them at seven.

00:34:06I have them at seven as well.

00:34:07And it's – I have them at eight.

00:34:10I think I have them at the perfect spot.

00:34:11I have them above Oregon.

00:34:13I have them above Georgia Tech and above Miami.

00:34:17That is respect.

00:34:18Yeah.

00:34:19I have them –

00:34:20Above Miami?

00:34:21I have BYU.

00:34:22I don't even have Miami in my top ten.

00:34:23I got Miami ninth.

00:34:25Yeah.

00:34:25I don't mind me.

00:34:26I have BYU fourth.

00:34:27Here's my top ten.

00:34:28Here's my top ten.

00:34:29Indiana, Ohio State, A&M, BYU, Georgia Tech, Bama, Vandy, Oregon, Georgia, Louisville.

00:34:36Bama – what is it?

00:34:37Like someone explain to me how Miami is in the top ten ahead of Louisville.

00:34:42Make that make sense.

00:34:43The Notre Dame win propped them up really, really high to begin with.

00:34:46Who cares?

00:34:46Head-to-head –

00:34:47Who head-to-head matters?

00:34:48You asked me to explain it to you.

00:34:49It propped them up very, very high early in the season.

00:34:52So, when they lost, it didn't ding them that much.

00:34:53Well, and also, they beat Florida.

00:34:56They beat Florida State.

00:34:57They beat USF.

00:34:58They beat South Florida.

00:34:58South Florida.

00:35:00And they lost head-to-head in Louisville's one loss.

00:35:02They had a great early season resume that put them way up there and they lost in ding them.

00:35:06Why don't we just hand out the national championship based on what we think is going to happen rather than on the field?

00:35:11Disgusting.

00:35:11Well, no.

00:35:11That's why we have a 12-team playoff.

00:35:13Right.

00:35:13But we can't have the playoff in the middle of the season.

00:35:16The playoff rankings do come out this next week.

00:35:18So, we will see what the playoff committee thinks.

00:35:19The AP, we make fun of the AP every year going into the season, during the season.

00:35:24So, this fight, Dave, that you're having is with the AP voters, not with us, and hopefully not with the college football playoff committee.

00:35:29Well, it sounds like people are defending.

00:35:30Does anyone think Miami should be ahead of Louisville?

00:35:34Yeah, I think we all have –

00:35:35Miami's very good.

00:35:36Who did Louisville lose to?

00:35:37I don't care what you think, Walker.

00:35:38You have the worst record year in and year out.

00:35:40You know what your record is?

00:35:41It's 18-25, and you're in last place.

00:35:43Oh, that's not even a record.

00:35:44We don't even keep that.

00:35:45I don't even know why they put that on there.

00:35:47Who cares what you think?

00:35:47You're 1-30 in your picks of the week.

00:35:49I won last week.

00:35:51I'm 2-7.

00:35:51You have Brian Kelly as national coach of the year three weeks ago.

00:35:54Listen, I – BYU is very good.

00:35:56Let's see what happens when they play Texas Tech next week.

00:35:58I mean, that's like – that's where their start of their schedule is like they're going to start playing a lot of these teams.

00:36:03They're like, okay, these are some – these are the top level.

00:36:06They play Cincinnati the week after, I believe.

00:36:08Those are the teams I think are really, really good in the Big 12.

00:36:10But I have no problem with them.

00:36:12I thought they'd lose last week, as did you, and they prove us wrong.

00:36:15And then we turn around and say, well, Iowa State's not very good.

00:36:17No, I didn't say – no, I mean, I bet that because it's like I'm always going to bet a –

00:36:21like a non-ranked favorite at home versus a ranked team.

00:36:25And that was also like – I mean, the – Iowa State melted down.

00:36:29That punt return, the ball going off that guy's fucking foot was insane.

00:36:33He kicked it.

00:36:34It was insane.

00:36:35We just had the top ten argument.

00:36:37We're going to probably have it again at the end of the show, so we'll move on.

00:36:40Dan, what is your receipt of the week?

00:36:42I wanted to be nice to my good friend Brandon Walker because he's been getting the shit kicked out of him.

00:36:48He's bad.

00:36:49He's wrong about everything.

00:36:52That's not –

00:36:53I mean, that's true.

00:36:54I fucking hate this earpiece.

00:36:55Why can't we just get the earpieces that are fucking good?

00:36:57We have all of them –

00:36:58I called Virginia being good.

00:37:00That's why I've received the week.

00:37:01I'm done with this earpiece.

00:37:02I got – can we – this thing doesn't stay in my ear.

00:37:05Why do we have the shitty earpieces?

00:37:06I got the good one.

00:37:07I don't know how.

00:37:07I have a good one, too.

00:37:08Yeah, everyone got the good one except me.

00:37:10Why don't we just get good earpieces?

00:37:11I don't know.

00:37:12I said that a million times ago.

00:37:13Why don't we – do you have a good one?

00:37:14What do you have?

00:37:15Yeah, I think it works fine.

00:37:16No, I have the bad one.

00:37:17No, but he has the one that goes around.

00:37:18I have this one.

00:37:19You know what we need to do is just get molds.

00:37:21Like, everyone needs to get molds.

00:37:22It's just –

00:37:23Just get the ones from Wake Up Barstable.

00:37:24Yes, those are good.

00:37:25All right.

00:37:27I've just been playing with it the whole time.

00:37:28I can't keep it in my ear.

00:37:29I half hear Dave half the time.

00:37:31So, it's Brandon Walker.

00:37:33Good job.

00:37:34You bet Virginia over six and a half.

00:37:36You told that to Clem.

00:37:38It hit before Halloween.

00:37:40I wanted to do something nice to you.

00:37:42People are going to do, like, the, you know,

00:37:44oh, he said James Franklin was going to work out, all this stuff.

00:37:47Sure, sure.

00:37:48That's my receipt of the week.

00:37:49Great job.

00:37:50Oh, my God.

00:37:50Four years in a row, Clem has asked me for an over,

00:37:52and four years in a row, it has hit before Halloween.

00:37:54So, I did that for you.

00:37:55I did that for you.

00:37:56Nice.

00:37:57Nice.

00:37:57Hey, no strings – there's nothing – no gotcha or anything?

00:38:01All right.

00:38:01No other receipt or anything?

00:38:05Just no earpiece now.

00:38:06Why are you – you keep talking like it was good,

00:38:09and then you keep talking.

00:38:10There's no other receipt.

00:38:11That was the receipt.

00:38:12All right, good, good, good.

00:38:12It was not your top four from July and how it's doing now,

00:38:17but that's fine.

00:38:18We're good.

00:38:19Brandon, your receipt?

00:38:21My receipt – what are you doing?

00:38:23My earpiece – as we were talking shit, my earpiece fell off.

00:38:26Fine, fine.

00:38:26My receipt is don't the four of y'all look stupid because my trip down to Mississippi

00:38:33was to get a win, and you guys think I didn't, but guess what?

00:38:37Friday night, West Point High School 51, Caledonia 7.

00:38:42Don't touch me.

00:38:42We're 8-0.

00:38:43Don't touch me.

00:38:44We are 8-0.

00:38:45We destroyed them.

00:38:46We're number one in the state.

00:38:47Best high school program in the entire Southeast, and I went down there and got that done.

00:38:52That's what I went for.

00:38:53I think you got an overall win.

00:38:55You had a nice time.

00:38:56I had a great time.

00:38:56Beautiful time.

00:38:56And you were leading for most of the game.

00:38:59Most of the – 58 minutes.

00:39:00Actually, yeah, 58 minutes we were leading.

00:39:02That's huge.

00:39:03Yeah.

00:39:03When you look back, I know that you got the loss, but when you look back, you still had a nice time.

00:39:07It was a beautiful time.

00:39:09Starkville's a wonderful place filled with wonderful people.

00:39:11That is true.

00:39:12Okay, so –

00:39:12Shout out to that major league guy who looked like his dog died.

00:39:16Jake Manuel.

00:39:17Yeah.

00:39:17I mean, everybody looked like their dog died.

00:39:18Everybody loves Mississippi State down there.

00:39:19We're not like you.

00:39:21We can't just turn it off, you know?

00:39:24We're actual fans.

00:39:26Oh, wow.

00:39:26That was kind of mean.

00:39:27No, it wasn't mean.

00:39:28It was just the truth.

00:39:29Okay.

00:39:30I don't even know who that was directed at me.

00:39:31You.

00:39:31That was you.

00:39:32That was you.

00:39:33Well, I will say there is a general difference.

00:39:37That, like, I can't get up for four and five teams, and we don't get up for beating Minnesotas and the Northwesterns of the world.

00:39:45We get up for national championship seasons.

00:39:48You have never even sniffed one, so there is a different level of expectation where, you know, yes, at Michigan, if we were Mississippi State, the fans would be like, we need major changes.

00:40:01It was the worst season in the history of football.

00:40:04I grant you that.

00:40:05Continue.

00:40:06Continue.

00:40:06Okay.

00:40:06You don't want to have a rebuttal?

00:40:08Continue.

00:40:09Okay.

00:40:09So, my receipt, it's kind of a pre-seat, but also what's happening down in Louisiana right

00:40:14now is truly baffling.

00:40:15The Louisiana governor saying that Scott Woodward will absolutely not pick LSU's next coach after

00:40:20Ryan Kelly got fired, and he said he'd rather Donald Trump pick the next coach.

00:40:25I think it's insane that the Louisiana governor is making these calls.

00:40:29Dave, I know you said it on Wake Up Barstool.

00:40:30Scott Woodward should absolutely not hire the next coach there, but it is crazy that in Louisiana,

00:40:35and it's just basically whoever the governor is.

00:40:38T-Bob was saying, like, that's how it works there.

00:40:41Yeah.

00:40:41Like, the estate school, and they're heavily – I have no – listen, that guy, first of all, never heard him talk.

00:40:46Central casting.

00:40:48That's rule one of the search committee.

00:40:50You've got to have that accent, whether it's Coach O or that guy.

00:40:53If you're going to coach LSU, you need that accent.

00:40:56I had no – I mean, I really didn't have a problem with it.

00:40:59It was – I thought it was great to see someone actually call an AD to the carpet,

00:41:04and he called Sexton to the carpet with having all the coaches, and I thought it was entertaining.

00:41:10And to be honest, great.

00:41:12This is, like, what I expect from LSU football, that the governor gets involved with that accent.

00:41:17So I loved it.

00:41:18No, I think it's hilarious.

00:41:19I just can't imagine that, like, being a thing that happens in all of college football.

00:41:23Well, he's saying he's going to do a search committee when it's all, like, said and done,

00:41:26which I wouldn't let that – I wouldn't let that guy pick what I'm having for breakfast.

00:41:30No.

00:41:31No, no.

00:41:32It's just very funny that, like, it's a real thing that's happening.

00:41:34Because I agree, the accent and everything was great.

00:41:36But just be like, no, I'd rather Donald Trump do it.

00:41:38And it's like, that's what LSU fans have to sit and wait for right now.

00:41:41Who do you think is going to be the next head coach, Brandon, at LSU?

00:41:45Well, I mean, I think they're going to do – they're going to turn that state upside down

00:41:47to try to make it Lane Kiffin.

00:41:49I don't know if he's going to go.

00:41:50I don't know if he's entrenched.

00:41:51But that's who – that's choice number one, two, and three, right?

00:41:56I don't think they should – I mean, yeah, they're going to try to get Lane Kiffin.

00:41:58I don't think he's going to go there.

00:41:59I don't know who they're going to end up with, but I haven't –

00:42:02Calvin Shepard?

00:42:04Who?

00:42:04I don't think so now.

00:42:05I think that's what they should do.

00:42:07Really?

00:42:07Yeah.

00:42:08They just went to the –

00:42:10Detroit's defensive coordinator.

00:42:11Yeah, defensive coordinator who played at LSU.

00:42:14They went the route of –

00:42:15Never recruited.

00:42:16But LSU went the route of trying to get the hottest name, the biggest name,

00:42:21the biggest ticket.

00:42:22Like, they won national titles.

00:42:24I know that this is – it probably doesn't work exactly.

00:42:28They won national titles with Coach O and Les Miles.

00:42:31Those guys are good motivators for men.

00:42:33Those guys are good, you know, in the living room.

00:42:36Are they the best tacticians in the world?

00:42:39Both had –

00:42:39You need a weirdo.

00:42:41You need a weirdo in LSU.

00:42:42Yeah, right.

00:42:42But you need someone who – you need someone who loves LSU.

00:42:45But both had years of success.

00:42:46Yeah.

00:42:46Not success, experience.

00:42:47Both had years of experience.

00:42:48Okay.

00:42:49He's going to be his first head coaching job anyway.

00:42:50I mean, the Mad Hatter was one of the worst tactitional coaches in the history of football.

00:42:54Just – a lot of times the talent went out.

00:42:57The football is better than the Mad Hatter.

00:43:00Yeah.

00:43:00Like that guy.

00:43:01Yeah, you just want to –

00:43:02But they talked about him going to Michigan, and I didn't want to touch him with a 10-foot pole.

00:43:05Right.

00:43:06So, I don't know.

00:43:07It only works at LSU down the bayou, down late.

00:43:10Weird stuff happens.

00:43:11Coach O, Hatter, you need someone like that.

00:43:14Gruden would fucking murder it there.

00:43:15Oh, that would be awesome.

00:43:16Okay, Ev, what is your receipt?

00:43:19Mine is – I don't know if you guys saw this clip.

00:43:21It was Lane Kiffin talking about a Brent Venables after the game last week.

00:43:24So, I guess Venables went in the postgame presser, said that he thought they had the better team,

00:43:28and then a reporter asked Lane about it.

00:43:31He goes, hmm, that's interesting.

00:43:32That's a hot take.

00:43:33He goes, maybe they had the better team last year, too.

00:43:36He said, maybe they had the better team at Oklahoma when we beat them 55-19 national championship.

00:43:39Maybe they had the better team at Clemson when we beat them 45-40 national championship at Alabama.

00:43:43And between all these, the comedic timing where he would basically say, like, maybe they had the better team last year.

00:43:48Wait, a reporter goes, ask the question.

00:43:49And then he would stop and say, maybe he had the better team at Oklahoma.

00:43:52So, he kept doing that to a reporter.

00:43:55It was like the definition of keeping receipts.

00:43:57And he went on.

00:43:58He goes, they said they were the better team.

00:43:59He goes, we won by eight in their place, and we left points on the board.

00:44:02I mean, just absolutely – he hates Brent Venables.

00:44:04Yeah.

00:44:05He smoked Venables in his presser.

00:44:07Like, just dumb.

00:44:08Brian Kelly did that earlier to dabble, but now Brian Kelly's dead.

00:44:12He's so dead.

00:44:13And no one said a single nice – not one person has said a nice thing about Brian Kelly.

00:44:17It's very funny.

00:44:18I don't think there's any –

00:44:19You can't find a single person.

00:44:21Like, it's crazy.

00:44:24Has there been anyone who's said anything nice about Brian Kelly?

00:44:27PFT found out Brian Kelly follows him on Twitter, and PFT said one good thing about him on our Gambling Cape stream.

00:44:33Other than that, nothing.

00:44:34Yeah, no, he follows me, too.

00:44:35We invited him on, but no, there hasn't been anyone who's said anything nice.

00:44:40He didn't accept it?

00:44:41No, he's not looked at it yet.

00:44:42What?

00:44:43Yeah.

00:44:44I think even Malik Neighbors posted something about him when he got fired and then deleted it.

00:44:48Even Flumer guys who had, like, unbelievable careers under him are still like, fuck this guy.

00:44:52Like, didn't Malik Neighbors do, like, a Kicking Rocks video?

00:44:54Wasn't that what he did?

00:44:54Yeah, he posted something like that and then deleted it after.

00:44:57It was directly at Brian Kelly.

00:44:59I was joking.

00:44:59The nicest thing that someone said about Brian Kelly was when we had Zach Martin here in the office last week.

00:45:04On part of my take, I asked him about Brian Kelly.

00:45:06He's like, we haven't really kept in touch.

00:45:08That was the nicest thing that was said about him.

00:45:10That was it.

00:45:12Yeah, nobody loves Brian Kelly.

00:45:13I mean, people talk about the Killing the Kid at Notre Dame.

00:45:14The Greg Brooks story is, like, even.

00:45:16There's so many.

00:45:17He's just a dick.

00:45:18Like, truly, like, horrific.

00:45:20Like, this guy is no, like.

00:45:21Or making, uh, Dave, do you know the Robert Salah, Matt LaFleur story at Central Michigan?

00:45:27He, he, they were assistants on his staff and he invited him over for his holiday party.

00:45:32And when they got there, he made them park cars.

00:45:35Huh.

00:45:36I don't hate that.

00:45:39Giving Dave ideas.

00:45:41He's just an asshole.

00:45:42Okay, let's go to proper picks presented by proper number 12 Irish whiskey.

00:45:46While Dan is getting his shot, let's look at the standings.

00:45:48Dave and I are tied at 6-3.

00:45:50Big Ev, 3-4-2.

00:45:52Dan, 4-5.

00:45:53And, Brandon, you got a win last week.

00:45:55So, you are 2-7.

00:45:57Let's go, Brandon.

00:45:58All right, I'm making my Irish entrance this football season with proper number 12 Irish whiskey.

00:46:02Start with shot of proper.

00:46:03Because real friends don't let friends Irish exit without a story.

00:46:07Keep it classic with a proper ginger or mix it up with proper Irish apple.

00:46:11However you show up, make it a proper Irish entrance.

00:46:15What's your pick?

00:46:16Take mine.

00:46:17Yeah, take your shot.

00:46:18It's whiskey weather.

00:46:18Mmm.

00:46:20My pick is the kickoff of Pac-12 season.

00:46:25Washington State minus 3-1 against Oregon State.

00:46:28Pac-12 regular season is about to start.

00:46:31Very excited for it.

00:46:33It's a two-game regular season.

00:46:34These two teams are going to play each other twice.

00:46:36And I'm going to take Washington State.

00:46:38Mine is 3-1.

00:46:39It's so stupid.

00:46:40Washington State's actually not a bad team.

00:46:42They just played the weirdest schedule.

00:46:45They've, like, zigzagged across the country.

00:46:47I think they're actually a decent team.

00:46:50And Oregon State is, you know, they fired their coach.

00:46:52They've been pretty bad.

00:46:54But, listen, anytime you get into conference play, you've got to win your games.

00:46:58So, and they play again in two weeks.

00:47:00Okay, Dave.

00:47:02That is...

00:47:03I actually like that pick.

00:47:04This one makes me a little nervous in the sense it jumped out to a lot of people, which

00:47:12always makes me nervous.

00:47:13But it's a 100-star play for me.

00:47:16Big game hunting.

00:47:17I love Kansas State, plus seven and a half, or seven here we have them, at home against

00:47:22Texas Tech.

00:47:23This is a team that started, couldn't get out of their own way.

00:47:26Looked awful.

00:47:28But they had kind of some high hopes.

00:47:30The quarterback was coming back, and they've turned it around the last couple of weeks.

00:47:35I think they can beat...

00:47:37Who are they playing?

00:47:38Tech.

00:47:39Texas Tech.

00:47:40I don't know why I had a brain cramp there.

00:47:42I think they can beat them.

00:47:44So, I think this game goes down to the wire.

00:47:46The only thing that jumped into my brain is a lot of people have seen it, like Dan liked

00:47:51it, Bosco liked it.

00:47:53A lot of people are like, ooh, we love it.

00:47:55So, that makes me a little nervous, but I like Kansas State a lot here.

00:47:59It is crazy to think that to start the season, Avery Johnson's dad and brother were fighting

00:48:03each other in Ireland.

00:48:04Like, that's how...

00:48:04It really turned it around.

00:48:05Yeah.

00:48:06What a rollercoaster ride.

00:48:08Okay, Brandon, what's your proper pick?

00:48:09So, my pick is Clemson minus two and a half at home against Duke, but it's more just picking

00:48:17against Duke.

00:48:19As a Mississippi State fan, I have seen this a lot this year, but they have a special skill

00:48:24for losing football.

00:48:25They're Auburn.

00:48:26They're Auburn of the ACC.

00:48:27Duke has a special, special talent for figuring out a way to not only lose games, but then take

00:48:33losses and make them look like blowouts.

00:48:35Like, they really know how to step on their own.

00:48:38Every fucking week, I go on Twitter on Monday or Tuesday, and someone's like, here's, you

00:48:45know, expected scores of games and box score, like, diving into the box score.

00:48:50It's like, Duke should have won by 40 and they lost by 20.

00:48:53Yeah.

00:48:54Yeah.

00:48:54They just can't win games.

00:48:55I got Clemson minus two and a half against Duke.

00:48:58I'm not going to get over the holder running backwards against Georgia Tech.

00:49:02He ran in the wrong direction, like 15 yards.

00:49:04It's crazy.

00:49:05They dominated and then lost by double.

00:49:07That's what they do every week.

00:49:08They did.

00:49:08It's like, oh, it's crazy.

00:49:10500 more yards.

00:49:11I know that, like, Duke has hurt you the most this year, other than Duke fans.

00:49:14I picked them to make the ACC championship.

00:49:15I know.

00:49:16You were riding hard for them, and Brandon had to say you're not allowed to talk about

00:49:19them anymore.

00:49:19Yeah.

00:49:20I broke that rule.

00:49:21Well, he can do it on this show.

00:49:22Well, right.

00:49:22But in general, he cannot.

00:49:23Okay, Ed, what's your proper pick?

00:49:24Haven't done it all year.

00:49:25I'm taking the Buckeyes.

00:49:26They're undefeated against the spread.

00:49:27I know it's a square pick.

00:49:28I don't care.

00:49:29I really think they roll again.

00:49:30I think Day is going to run it up if he can.

00:49:32Yeah, I'm taking the Buckeyes.

00:49:34I'm going to take Indiana against Maryland.

00:49:36I know it's a big number, 21 and a half.

00:49:37I just think Indiana right now is absolutely rolling.

00:49:40They're covering these spreads.

00:49:41I mean, what Kurt Cignetti has done, he's staying there.

00:49:43Not against Michigan State.

00:49:45No, they did not against Michigan State.

00:49:46We got in the great field goal war of 2025.

00:49:49That's true.

00:49:50I just, like, right now, they're just absolutely, other than that game, they're pounding teams.

00:49:54I think that Maryland is just, like, I know that they've hung around a little bit.

00:49:59I just, I think Indiana is phenomenal.

00:50:01I was nervous about this because Maryland has looked a little frisky, but I just think

00:50:06Indiana continues to roll.

00:50:07Maryland's one of the great, let me jump out to a big lead and then choke teams.

00:50:11And they do show up for big teams.

00:50:13Like, they do play up.

00:50:14I just, I think Indiana is just a different breed right now.

00:50:17Let's go to the Reese's Dynamic Duo of the Week.

00:50:20You're not imagining it.

00:50:21Brandon, go ahead and eat you one.

00:50:22I know you want to.

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00:50:32It doesn't matter what we say.

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00:50:38Take that bite.

00:50:41Look at that.

00:50:42Delicious, huh?

00:50:43Okay, Dave.

00:50:43What's your Dynamic Duo?

00:50:45So, you know, I've been on the internet now 20-something years, 22, 23 years.

00:50:50So when I see a comment that makes me laugh and be like, oh, it's funny because it's true.

00:50:53Dynamic Duo, Brandon Walker and Stingray Steve.

00:51:00Absolute nasty work by whoever said that.

00:51:03Fuck this.

00:51:04Fuck this.

00:51:04No.

00:51:05I laughed out loud when I saw.

00:51:08Fuck you.

00:51:08It was a Mississippi State fan being like, fuck this guy on the sideline.

00:51:13He's just Stingray 2.0.

00:51:15This is bad for the school.

00:51:17So I forgot about Stingray.

00:51:20That's how long ago that was.

00:51:22But he was the Mississippi mascot that was universally made fun of for whatever reads across the internet.

00:51:29And that has now become Walker.

00:51:31He is Stingray 2.0.

00:51:33No.

00:51:33Is that true?

00:51:34No, it's not.

00:51:35A, that guy's not a Mississippi State fan.

00:51:37He was an Alabama fan and student who couldn't get on fine by being an Alabama guy.

00:51:41So he went 90 miles west and came to us.

00:51:43Well, your mother's an Alabama fan, so that's another similarity.

00:51:46Don't talk about his mom.

00:51:47Don't talk about my mama.

00:51:48Where is Stingray Steve?

00:51:49I don't know.

00:51:50I don't know.

00:51:51Didn't he sue us at one point?

00:51:52Maybe.

00:51:53Something happened.

00:51:54Something happened.

00:51:55It was like that meme.

00:51:57Run him out of town.

00:51:57He was mad he looked like a Stingray.

00:51:59Yeah.

00:51:59I ran him out of the fan base.

00:52:01You did.

00:52:01Yeah, because he's a phony.

00:52:02He's a fake.

00:52:03I'm an actual Mississippi State fan.

00:52:04I bleed for this shit.

00:52:05He was just using it to get on Tosh 2.0 or whatever you call that stupid ass.

00:52:09Tosh 2.0.

00:52:10I spit my coffee out when someone said that.

00:52:14Fuck this Stingray 2.0 guy.

00:52:16That was an Ole Miss fan with a state burner.

00:52:19That's all it was.

00:52:20Yeah, that's true.

00:52:20They're hiding.

00:52:21They're hiding.

00:52:22I did get looped in somehow by Twitter notifications where you were arguing with somebody and then

00:52:26somebody tagged me and they said that they're going to run you out of the fandom like they

00:52:31ran Stingray Steve out of.

00:52:32They're not going to run you out.

00:52:33That was an Ole Miss fan too.

00:52:34These people are crazy.

00:52:35Brandon didn't.

00:52:37Guess what?

00:52:37Your team lost.

00:52:38It wasn't Brandon's fault.

00:52:40Was he?

00:52:40Well.

00:52:42God damn it, Dave.

00:52:44I don't think it was Brandon's fault.

00:52:45I'm happy that Brandon was standing right there because we got great content.

00:52:48But it's like one of those things where if someone asked me if I'm superstitious, like,

00:52:52yes, I'm superstitious.

00:52:53But if you then put a gun to my head, I'm like, no, obviously.

00:52:56You know, Mississippi State was always going to lose that kid.

00:52:58I agree, but at the same time, like, he did prevent winning.

00:53:05Like, there was no way they were going to win when he was there.

00:53:07I don't yet.

00:53:07He may not have caused the loss.

00:53:09Right.

00:53:10But they weren't going to win.

00:53:12Yeah.

00:53:12Brandon.

00:53:13I wasn't there for the Tennessee game that we lost in heartbreaking fashion.

00:53:16I wasn't there for the Florida game we lost in heartbreaking fashion.

00:53:18So how did this change?

00:53:19How did my presence?

00:53:20That's why I'm agreeing with you.

00:53:22Like, you didn't necessarily cause the loss, but you prevented the win.

00:53:25Yeah, there was 0% chance you were going to win that game by going.

00:53:28But you did not create that loss.

00:53:31Right.

00:53:31You just prevented the win.

00:53:32I mean, Dan did call it with the whole take of the heart.

00:53:36But that's the problem.

00:53:37If people want someone to blame and they're blaming Brandon, it's not.

00:53:42That happens with every fan base.

00:53:43Yeah, of course.

00:53:44They go against their person when they're losing.

00:53:45You can't say anything.

00:53:46If you tweet anything, people will be like, you jinxed it.

00:53:49Like, all right, lay off.

00:53:50Brandon, you'll be fine.

00:53:52Why don't you go ahead and tell us what your dynamic duo is?

00:53:54Who gives a shit?

00:53:56Who gives a shit what my dynamic duo is?

00:53:59I care.

00:54:00No, you don't.

00:54:01And you don't.

00:54:02Dave doesn't.

00:54:03Big Cat doesn't.

00:54:04Big Ev doesn't.

00:54:04Blutman might.

00:54:05I just.

00:54:08It was Brian Kelly and James Franklin, two guys that got run out of town on a rail,

00:54:12embarrassing and just absolutely toxic right now.

00:54:17And not only did they get run out of town, toxic, terrible,

00:54:21they should be two of the hottest coaching targets on the market.

00:54:24Like, Virginia Tech should absolutely hire James Franklin

00:54:28and Wisconsin should absolutely hire Brian Kelly.

00:54:30Wisconsin should hire Brian Kelly.

00:54:32James Franklin, yes.

00:54:33Brian Kelly, no.

00:54:34I think Brian Kelly's done.

00:54:35Brian, he's not done.

00:54:36I think he's done.

00:54:36He is an asshole, but guess what?

00:54:38Coaches don't have to not be assholes.

00:54:39Coaches can be assholes.

00:54:40Yeah, but in today's day and age,

00:54:43you kind of have to be a little bit more involved,

00:54:45and he wasn't really involved, and he's playing all this golf,

00:54:48and he's, I think he might be done.

00:54:51I'm just saying, if I'm Oklahoma State and I can get Brian Kelly,

00:54:54I think he's done.

00:54:54Yeah, I agree with that.

00:54:56That's what I'm saying.

00:54:56Yeah, but I just don't think, I think he might be, like, he's like, I'm done.

00:55:00I don't want to do this.

00:55:00He said he wanted to coach again.

00:55:01Really?

00:55:02How old?

00:55:02He said that day he wanted to coach again.

00:55:0464?

00:55:04Yeah, he's not that old.

00:55:05I think you've got to say that to get the money, no?

00:55:08Yeah, maybe.

00:55:10We still don't know exactly what the buyout's going to be.

00:55:12He could be getting less because of a moral clause,

00:55:14so we'll see what happens with him.

00:55:15So I was told that all four of us had, other than Dave,

00:55:18had a dynamic duo with coaching.

00:55:21You talk about Lane Kiffin right now is going to be coaching, like,

00:55:2317 teams next year.

00:55:24So I have Lane in every single job opening.

00:55:26It's like, they're going to get Lane.

00:55:27They're going to go after Lane.

00:55:28I truly believe that there's a world where he stays at Ole Miss.

00:55:32I don't know why he wouldn't unless he really wants to go somewhere.

00:55:35I think that he has everything made right there.

00:55:37But he is that guy right now.

00:55:38As soon as a job opening, it's like, it's Lane Kiffin.

00:55:41Dan, what's yours?

00:55:41Yeah, the other one, there's always one guy who gets named for every single head coach.

00:55:46Obviously, Lane Kiffin is one of them.

00:55:48But Marcus Freeman is going to be named for every big job.

00:55:51Marcus Freeman is not going anywhere.

00:55:54He is, I'll say this right now, I think,

00:55:56and I have no insider knowledge whatsoever.

00:55:58I think Marcus Freeman has already signed his contract extension at Notre Dame.

00:56:01He is not going anywhere.

00:56:03So Notre Dame fans, they get upset.

00:56:05I did a little troll on Monday, a little tiny troll,

00:56:08where I might have put Luke Fickle's name into some of these, you know,

00:56:11hey, who's going to be the LSU coach?

00:56:13Who's going to be Florida's coach?

00:56:14And I had to use Marcus Freeman's name as a little bait.

00:56:17People got a little upset.

00:56:19I, Notre Dame fans, Marcus Freeman's your coach for now, for tomorrow,

00:56:23for a very long time going forward.

00:56:24So don't worry.

00:56:26He's not going anywhere.

00:56:27But he's going to get mentioned a lot.

00:56:29And, like, Kurt Signetti is one of those guys, too, that, I mean,

00:56:31a few years ago, if you said Kurt Signetti would not go to Penn State over Indiana,

00:56:35you would think that's crazy.

00:56:36He's staying there.

00:56:37He's happy there.

00:56:38Marcus Freeman's that way.

00:56:39And that's why I do think that it wouldn't be crazy if Lane decided to stay at Ole Miss

00:56:42for all those reasons.

00:56:43Am I the only one who doesn't trust anything?

00:56:45No, no, no, I know, but I'm saying that he's – go ahead, Dave.

00:56:48Am I the only one who doesn't trust anything?

00:56:49Like, I know Signetti signed that big contract and there's doves flying and all this stuff.

00:56:55I could easily see that guy just turn around and, guess what, I just want to get through

00:56:59the season.

00:57:00I'm going to Penn State.

00:57:00Like, I don't trust – he's not going to be at Indiana his whole life.

00:57:04No shot.

00:57:04I said that, too.

00:57:05I don't trust any of these coaches.

00:57:06So, you think that he could be at Penn State anyway?

00:57:09As far as Signetti, no, but I – like, whenever Lane says something, I just throw it out.

00:57:13I mean, I don't care.

00:57:14A hundred percent.

00:57:14I agree with that.

00:57:15I just – I think right now Signetti has a better shot at winning a title at Indiana

00:57:19than Penn State.

00:57:20Well, no.

00:57:20Well, they're –

00:57:21Yeah, he has built this.

00:57:23He has built this.

00:57:24But Penn State is just built to do it all the time every year.

00:57:27It's so much easier to do at Penn State than what he has accomplished at Indiana.

00:57:30I don't know.

00:57:31Well, I mean, that's just –

00:57:32This is him.

00:57:33This is him.

00:57:33It's also just, like, basic recruiting of the state of Pennsylvania is going to always –

00:57:37Yeah.

00:57:37Yes, and with the transfer portal –

00:57:39Better jobs are better jobs for a reason.

00:57:40And I agree with that.

00:57:41But there is, like, with the transfer portal and the NIL and all that, it has changed a little bit.

00:57:45I'm not saying that Penn State's on a better job.

00:57:47It is.

00:57:47But I do think that what he's building in Indiana, again, two or three years ago,

00:57:50we would have been like, you're fucking crazy that they're the number two.

00:57:52Indiana will always be a basketball school.

00:57:55Always.

00:57:56Yeah.

00:57:58What if they win?

00:58:00It's not crazy.

00:58:01It's just – that's not the job.

00:58:03That's Signetti.

00:58:04Well, right.

00:58:05Signetti's doing that.

00:58:05Well, right.

00:58:06But so –

00:58:06But he's going to do that wherever he goes.

00:58:08I don't think he's taking the Penn State job is my point.

00:58:10Yeah, no.

00:58:10Nobody – I don't think anybody –

00:58:11He may not, but I'm just saying I don't trust –

00:58:13Like, oh, I don't believe just because anybody signs anything that you're locked up for anything.

00:58:19Like, I don't trust any of these coaches at all.

00:58:21No, and they all always throw their family in.

00:58:23I know Signetti's done the same thing.

00:58:25But, you know, we'll see.

00:58:26Ev, what's your dynamic duo?

00:58:28Yeah, another coach.

00:58:29Well, my name is College Bowl fans and dream about Nick Saban coaching their football team.

00:58:33It's that time of year.

00:58:34I mean, LSU, you're hearing it.

00:58:35Oh, make him say no.

00:58:36Make him say no.

00:58:37That's the first call.

00:58:37Nick Saban.

00:58:38Florida was the same thing.

00:58:39It's not likely.

00:58:40But make him say no.

00:58:41Make him say no.

00:58:41I don't see it.

00:58:42I don't think he's coming back to football.

00:58:43I mean, I understand the due diligence part.

00:58:45Hey, call him.

00:58:46See what the deal is.

00:58:46He's the greatest College Bowl coach of all time.

00:58:48I get it.

00:58:48But I just don't see it.

00:58:49I think it's funny when every, like, big, big job opens.

00:58:52It's like a Florida LSU.

00:58:53It's like, oh, like, got to call Nick Saban.

00:58:54Got to make him say no.

00:58:56He's going to say no.

00:58:56Urban, too.

00:58:57I mean, Urban gets thrown in that.

00:58:58Like, you got to call him.

00:58:59Saban's like the one, especially all these SEC schools.

00:59:03And they just truly think that they could be the school that brings him back.

00:59:05Yeah, maybe they're like, hey, we throw this amount of money.

00:59:07If we throw this resource, this and that.

00:59:08Maybe he says yes.

00:59:09I don't see.

00:59:10Well, LSU is the only school that could, I think, it would make sense.

00:59:14Because he said on the record that that was the biggest regret,

00:59:17is leaving LSU for the Dolphins.

00:59:18Yeah, but that would just ruin him at Alabama.

00:59:22No, I agree.

00:59:23I'm just saying if you, like, Florida never, I'm not considering it.

00:59:26I'm just saying there's one Nick Saban storyline out there

00:59:30that felt like it ended on a, like, incomplete note,

00:59:35and that would be LSU.

00:59:37And you can't forget, I mean, he's just been out of coaching now for a bit,

00:59:41and he was so good and so long at Alabama.

00:59:43But he's the king of lying right in your face.

00:59:45Yeah.

00:59:46The most full of shit guy in college football.

00:59:48Maybe he does take a job.

00:59:49Who knows?

00:59:49Yeah.

00:59:50I don't think that he will.

00:59:51I don't think he will either, but I'm just saying LSU's the only one,

00:59:54like, this is the only opening where I'm like,

00:59:56oh, I see where this all kind of fits in.

00:59:58Agreed.

00:59:58Zero percent chance at Florida.

01:00:00Oh, yeah.

01:00:00Zero percent chance at Florida.

01:00:01But Miss Terry says he's not going to, so.

01:00:04Brandon.

01:00:06Yeah, they all lie.

01:00:07Yeah, they all lie.

01:00:08I believe him.

01:00:09Yeah.

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01:00:33So we did this earlier in the show,

01:00:35but I guess we're probably going to go back into it.

01:00:37Let's unveil our top ten, our collective top ten.

01:00:41So the APs behind Dan and Brandon.

01:00:43We'll get some tater tots next week.

01:00:45Yeah.

01:00:46I think there's tater tots in the kitchen.

01:00:48So Indiana at number one, Ohio State, A&M, Alabama, BYU, Georgia, Oregon,

01:00:53Georgia Tech, Ole Miss, and Vandy.

01:00:56Indiana at number one, boys.

01:00:58I have Indiana at number one.

01:00:59I have Indiana at one as well.

01:01:01I have Ohio State at one.

01:01:02I'm not going to relitigate it.

01:01:04BYU's fair.

01:01:05I have a big problem with Bama being where it is.

01:01:07Wait, BYU ended up at five after all of that?

01:01:10After all that arguing and yelling?

01:01:13Well, let's get mad at the AP.

01:01:14No, no, we respect BYU more than any show.

01:01:18Yeah, no, and credit to you guys.

01:01:20I'm happy that that's good for all of us.

01:01:22It gives us some credibility in this business.

01:01:25Alabama, I think, is a joke, but I'm not going to relitigate.

01:01:27We did try to tell them that we all had it there.

01:01:29Yeah, but it's funny they ended up at five.

01:01:32I had them at four.

01:01:33Anybody?

01:01:34Me too.

01:01:34Thank you, Big Ev.

01:01:35Big Ev and I, outside of different allegiances, we see the world a lot alike.

01:01:40Like, even though, like, I'll be honest, I don't think Georgia Tech is the fifth best team,

01:01:43but I had them at five because they won all their games.

01:01:45It'll play itself out.

01:01:46Same.

01:01:46Like, I understand that.

01:01:47Yes.

01:01:48You can only play the games on your schedule.

01:01:49I had both teams in the top ten as well.

01:01:51Yeah, I mean, I think there's nothing wrong with this, right?

01:01:54Nobody has an issue?

01:01:55Um...

01:01:56Again, Alabama's too high with that glaring loss.

01:02:01I think Oregon's too high.

01:02:03Where do you have Alabama, Dave?

01:02:06I have them below the BYU and below Georgia Tech, so I had them at six, I believe.

01:02:11Okay.

01:02:12Yeah, I think Oregon's too high.

01:02:12But it's a big difference.

01:02:13Like, to me, I have a clear differentiation between my top four.

01:02:18Five.

01:02:19Top four.

01:02:19Uh, top five, excuse me.

01:02:21They're all undefeated.

01:02:23Correct.

01:02:24Yeah.

01:02:24Okay.

01:02:25Brandon, you're rolling your eyes over there.

01:02:28It's the same fight we have all the time, so there's no reason to have it.

01:02:31Like, Alabama's just flat out a better team than Georgia Tech and just lie and say, oh,

01:02:36Georgia Tech.

01:02:37Like, whatever.

01:02:38Uh, what's Brandon's record in picking games and deciding who's better on this program

01:02:43the last couple years?

01:02:44Not really.

01:02:45I won a couple years ago.

01:02:46Oh, it is relevant.

01:02:46I won a couple years ago.

01:02:48It seems better.

01:02:482019.

01:02:49Small sample size.

01:02:51Small sample size.

01:02:52You got your crypto.

01:02:53I mean, nobody has been more wrong on this panel consistently than you.

01:02:57I don't think that's accurate.

01:02:58This team's just not as good.

01:03:00I don't think that's accurate.

01:03:01Well, you're dead ass wrong.

01:03:01I don't think that's accurate at all.

01:03:03But, Brandon, you know what is accurate?

01:03:06Next week.

01:03:07Let me tell you something before you announce this.

01:03:09I need, I need everybody on board right here.

01:03:12I need, and I already see the smirk over there.

01:03:14I need everybody.

01:03:15We ain't playing with this bullshit now.

01:03:18We're not playing bullshit.

01:03:19Let's go down there.

01:03:20Let's have a good time.

01:03:22Let's have a good ass time.

01:03:23Tell everybody what you're talking about.

01:03:24It's a great lawyer you're talking about.

01:03:25Tell everybody what you're talking about.

01:03:26Now, you know what?

01:03:28Dave, why don't you tell them where we're going next week?

01:03:30We're going to Starkville.

01:03:32Stark Vegas.

01:03:33Now, it is a noon kick.

01:03:37Mississippi State hosting Georgia Bulldogs.

01:03:39Yep.

01:03:42I've been told we're already having a hotel problem.

01:03:44That's not, that's not, that's not.

01:03:46Which is stalking.

01:03:47It's too hard.

01:03:47For this rant that you did where you had Dillingham on here, made him apologize to you.

01:03:52See, he's doing the bullshit.

01:03:52And then we're hearing there's no hotel.

01:03:55He's doing the bullshit.

01:03:56But he is.

01:03:56Who's doing the bullshit?

01:03:57He is right.

01:03:58I understand that you and Dan are going to have great hotels.

01:04:01I, I, this is, listen, I said I'd sleep outside.

01:04:04I'm excited for this trip.

01:04:05We're going to Starkville.

01:04:06I'm excited.

01:04:07I like Starkville.

01:04:08We're going to book hotels two years out.

01:04:10We're told to avoid scheduling.

01:04:12We're going to eat at Anthony's.

01:04:14It's going to be delicious.

01:04:15Or maybe the guest room.

01:04:16I don't know.

01:04:16I haven't decided.

01:04:17I do love the guest room.

01:04:18I made giant reservations for both.

01:04:19You did?

01:04:20Yeah.

01:04:20I probably shouldn't have said that out loud because one of them will get mad.

01:04:22But, uh, yes.

01:04:24We're going.

01:04:25We're going to Starkville.

01:04:26I'm excited.

01:04:27I just, I, you on the record, I do, I, I don't want pink eye.

01:04:31If I don't have pink eye, I'm going to have a great time.

01:04:32You're not getting pink eye.

01:04:33Great.

01:04:33I never, ever thought we were going to go to Starkville.

01:04:37No.

01:04:38I'm going to guarantee you right now you don't get pink eye.

01:04:40Do I need to wear, like, a scuba mask?

01:04:41No.

01:04:42You're going to say, I guarantee you, you have a good time.

01:04:46I guess, depending on that, the bar is different for every school.

01:04:50No, stop.

01:04:51I don't think so.

01:04:51If that's the bar, if that's the bar, if that's the bar at Starkville.

01:04:55This is all you ever talked about.

01:04:56No.

01:04:57Dave, I'm going to, yeah, if I don't get pink eye, I will come back with glowing reviews.

01:05:02That's a win.

01:05:02All I know.

01:05:03That's a dub.

01:05:03And by the way, people are going to say that I'm doing this like the fucking brain.

01:05:06Listen, all I know is the only guys I know who have ever gone to Starkville to visit for

01:05:12a game day are Caleb, Hank, Busboy Benny, and the whole crew for the Dixie Tour.

01:05:19They all got pink eye.

01:05:20They were there for, like, one day.

01:05:22What were they doing?

01:05:23I don't know.

01:05:24Don't holler at me.

01:05:25What were they doing?

01:05:26I just, that's all I know.

01:05:27I have personal friends who've went.

01:05:29I guarantee you have a good time.

01:05:33You will have a good time.

01:05:33I guarantee no pink eye.

01:05:34You're all going to eat great food.

01:05:35You're going to be around great people.

01:05:37And no pink eye.

01:05:38It's going to be amazing.

01:05:38If I get pink eye, it'd be so fucking good.

01:05:40It's going to be amazing.

01:05:41Don't try to get pink eye.

01:05:42I might try to get pink eye.

01:05:44When is the last time a college football show made it to Starkville?

01:05:47Oh, it hadn't been that long.

01:05:49We've had major games in Starkville.

01:05:51I'm sure under Mike Lease, we went 9-4 a couple years ago.

01:05:54There was probably SEC Nation or something.

01:05:56Game day was 2014.

01:05:58We've had game day once.

01:05:59So where are we going to be in Starkville?

01:06:00We're going to be at the amphitheater where...

01:06:03Why are you standing up?

01:06:04Because he was trying to leave.

01:06:04I don't know.

01:06:05He was trying to leave.

01:06:07I don't know at all.

01:06:08We're going to be at the amphitheater where the students tailgate right outside.

01:06:11The stadium has the junction behind it with all the tailgate tents.

01:06:15You cross one street, you're right there at the amphitheater.

01:06:17We're going to be in the shadow of the stadium.

01:06:18Are you going to be like the Beatles?

01:06:19We're going to be between...

01:06:20Well, I mean, I went last week and it was fun and it was great,

01:06:24so they're probably tired of seeing me.

01:06:26But, yeah.

01:06:26Stingray Steve 2.0.

01:06:29Dave, I swear...

01:06:30Brandon, we're going to Starkville.

01:06:34That's all you wanted.

01:06:35They're tired of seeing me.

01:06:36I swear to fucking God.

01:06:37But that's all you've wanted this entire time was to go to Starkville.

01:06:39Six years I've been wanting to go to Starkville.

01:06:41I understand.

01:06:42Six years.

01:06:42And we're going.

01:06:43That leaves only Casey.

01:06:44That leaves only A&M.

01:06:45Yes.

01:06:46That is true.

01:06:46We were actually supposed to be there for that seven overtime game,

01:06:49but we went to Columbus instead.

01:06:51Are you excited?

01:06:52I am excited.

01:06:53I'm nervous.

01:06:54I'm excited.

01:06:54Yeah.

01:06:55Don't...

01:06:55Hey.

01:06:55Y'all got to be on your best behavior.

01:06:56Dave, don't turn this into bullshit.

01:06:58Don't just shit on me and shit on Starkville.

01:07:00Don't just...

01:07:01Everybody be on their best behavior.

01:07:02Why are you looking at me?

01:07:02I'm literally...

01:07:03Because you're such a delight in Ann Arbor when we go.

01:07:07Oh, that's a good point.

01:07:08It is.

01:07:08Oh, man.

01:07:09I'm not.

01:07:09That made him sit down.

01:07:10Don't look at me.

01:07:11Hey.

01:07:11Our transaction is as simple as it could get.

01:07:15Just no pink eye.

01:07:15No pink eye.

01:07:16I also...

01:07:16I love Starkville.

01:07:17Fine.

01:07:17You're fine.

01:07:18I'm not worried about you.

01:07:19Dave, in Ann Arbor, I'm just playing my role.

01:07:21You know that.

01:07:22That's all I'm doing.

01:07:24Well, what am I supposed to do?

01:07:26Be...

01:07:28Ed, are you excited to go to Starkville?

01:07:30I told Brandon I'm very excited.

01:07:31I got you.

01:07:32I can't wait.

01:07:32I got you a pizza list.

01:07:34Don't you?

01:07:35Oh, you better hope that pizza's good.

01:07:36Brandon's going to roll up the red carpet for us.

01:07:38I think there had to be some good stuff, some good pizza and Starkville.

01:07:43This is going to be a head-patting mess.

01:07:44This is...

01:07:45Yeah, this is going to be...

01:07:46This is going to be very tough.

01:07:47Anyways...

01:07:48Listen, I'm excited to go.

01:07:51I am, too.

01:07:52All right.

01:07:52Bye, Brandon.

01:07:52I was excited when I got the news.

01:07:54I just...

01:07:54Pink guy.

01:07:56You're not going to...

01:07:56Ain't no goddamn pink guy.

01:07:58I know.

01:07:59I'm hoping there won't be.

01:08:00And that's a Brandon Walker guarantee.

01:08:03Listen, imagine if I got it.

01:08:05Imagine.

01:08:06Oh, my God.

01:08:07We'll see you guys next week.

01:08:08In Starkville, hopefully no pink guy.

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