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00:30Welcome to the Barcelona College Football Show, week eight of college football, which is crazy.
00:59We're halfway through the season.
01:00How are we feeling, boys?
01:01Great.
01:02We're further than halfway, right?
01:04Well, most teams are 5-1, right?
01:06Most teams are 5-1 or 4-2 or...
01:09I guess we're halfway.
01:10We're 6-0.
01:116-0 maybe?
01:126-0.
01:136-0.
01:146-0.
01:15I feel like teams have played six games and a bye.
01:17Yeah, so it's halfway.
01:18Yeah.
01:19It's halfway.
01:20Dave, how you doing?
01:22Half week for Michigan, but we are ready to get to work.
01:26Okay.
01:27Just moving past it.
01:28Where's your blue collar shirt?
01:31I have that on the way to Provo.
01:34Oh, okay.
01:35Good.
01:36Good.
01:37Are you going to wear...
01:38Well, we'll get to that.
01:39We'll get to it.
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02:14Okay, so the Holy War.
02:15Dave, you will be there with Big Noon kickoff, number 23 Utah at number 15 BYU.
02:19Utah minus three and a half.
02:20The over-under at 49 and a half.
02:22Brandon, we've talked about this.
02:23We've done a lot of rivalry games over the years.
02:25We went to Utah a few weeks ago.
02:27The only thing they wanted to talk about is how much they hate BYU.
02:30This rivalry is incredibly, incredibly heated.
02:33Yeah, a lot of hate.
02:34A lot of hate going through both fan bases.
02:37I got a lot of DMs from BYU fans asking us why we were there and had never come to BYU.
02:41And then I was walking through the tailgates at Utah.
02:43All they wanted to talk about was BYU and stuff like that.
02:46Also, BYU is just the most disrespected team in the country, including by me.
02:51Well, yeah.
02:52They started 9-0 last year.
02:53Didn't really prove anything.
02:54Didn't do anything.
02:55I didn't believe in them.
02:56They're starting 6-0 this year.
02:57I don't believe in them.
02:58Yeah, because they haven't played anyone.
02:59You can win games if they don't play an SEC team.
03:03You don't believe in them.
03:04That's not okay.
03:05That's fair.
03:06No, that's the whole thing to do an SEC thing.
03:08Great point.
03:09It's a great point.
03:10It's a great point.
03:11I'm not saying.
03:12Listen, I'm not trying to attack you.
03:13I'm saying if a team has a great start, but they don't play an SEC team, they will never
03:18be on your radar.
03:19But another thing.
03:20It's not true.
03:21What?
03:22They're a cute story.
03:23Yes, they're a cute story.
03:24They'll someday find out who's daddy.
03:26They're a cute story.
03:27All I said was true.
03:28It's not just who they've beaten, though.
03:30It's how they win.
03:31They've been doing this for a year and a half where they just pull these games out
03:34at the very end.
03:35They're winning these games against Arizona in overtime.
03:37Like, they haven't been overly impressive, but they don't lose.
03:40Yeah, the Arizona game was like they both were trying to give it to the other person.
03:44Like, no, no, no.
03:45Go ahead.
03:46Please.
03:47You take this.
03:48Do you think BYU's good?
03:49They're a cute story.
03:50They're a cute story.
03:51Yeah.
03:52They're a cute story.
03:53I'm not going to bet against them in this spot because BYU is at home.
03:56The hatred is so much and they just keep winning games.
03:58Well, when we were in Utah, we did see Utah just get absolutely killed by Texas Tech.
04:02Texas Tech's a different level.
04:03I know.
04:04I know.
04:05But that's what I'm saying.
04:06So, like, when Utah did play a very good team.
04:07But these teams do seem to be a little bit more even.
04:10Dan, who are you going to take?
04:11I would take the points at home in the Holy War with BYU.
04:15They're, what is it, plus three and a half right now?
04:17Yeah.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Yeah.
04:20I think also, like, BYU's kind of funky.
04:23Like, they got, like, Retzlaff last year, not everything looks perfect.
04:28Bachmeier this year, he wears number 47.
04:31It's like, there's weirdness to them where they don't, as a team, like, their offense doesn't
04:37always flow, but they kind of just find a way to make it work.
04:40But that's what this game is to me.
04:43It's a huge, huge rivalry.
04:46The home team getting the points.
04:48Something weird's going to happen.
04:50It was the bad call last year, right?
04:51It was like a pass in our thoughts.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Yeah.
04:54I'm excited for this game, though.
04:55This is an awesome, like, college football, this is what college football should be type of game.
04:59And, Dave, you'll be there.
05:00How do you feel about going to Provo?
05:02I'm excited.
05:03I mean, it's definitely, as we all just said, it really could be, like, 1-1-A, 1-B,
05:09something like that for hated rivalry.
05:11I saw a story, guy already got arrested because he was threatening to shoot every single person
05:16that he saw, I believe, wearing, was it B-1?
05:19One of the teams.
05:20No, wearing arrested.
05:21It was Utah.
05:22You can't say that.
05:23You can't say that.
05:24You can't say that.
05:25Well, no, he got arrested.
05:26Yeah.
05:27And in a rare moment of teams coming together, both sides were like, that may have been too
05:32far.
05:33He was literally saying he was going to kill anybody.
05:35He's like, I'm going to shoot you if I see you.
05:37So, I'm excited for it.
05:38Listen, I have BYU in my top ten.
05:40So, somebody on this panel is not disrespecting them.
05:43Me too.
05:44I agree with everything that Dan just said.
05:47Listen, you go on the road and beat Colorado, that's a real win.
05:50West Virginia can trip you up.
05:52Like, yes, they win games.
05:55And in my, in the Dave Portnoy power rankings, that's all I care about, winning games.
06:01And those are real teams.
06:03Like, Colorado just beat Iowa State.
06:05So, I mean, these are places you go that you can lose.
06:08They find ways to win.
06:09I don't know what's going to happen here.
06:11I'm going to take the home team and the points.
06:14I'm excited to be there.
06:17They are weirdly very excited for us to be there, me be there.
06:20They want all of us there, with the caveat that we couldn't swear on our show.
06:25So, I wasn't sure how to do that.
06:27Fuck that.
06:28No, and could we even have, like, any type of alcohol or anything?
06:31They can't do any of that, right?
06:33No, I don't think you can drink.
06:35No coffee, no hot drinks.
06:37No talking about soaking.
06:39None of that.
06:40So, basically, we just couldn't talk on stage?
06:42There's nothing we can do.
06:44Imagine telling us we can't swear.
06:46But they like us.
06:47They like us there, so.
06:49Are you taking BYU as well?
06:52Yeah, I'm taking BYU.
06:53I'm taking BYU too.
06:54The reason I was asking is I didn't know if we needed a graphic that says all of us are taking BYU.
06:58If you want me to pick Utah, I will.
06:59I just don't believe in it either way.
07:00I want you to pick what you want.
07:01I want you to pick what you want.
07:02What do you want?
07:03But this is where if somebody...
07:04How about going to be under?
07:05I want preface this.
07:06I like that.
07:07Utah uses this as bulletin board material.
07:10It's really not fair.
07:11Because nobody has been like, we love BYU.
07:14This is a coin flip.
07:15You could flip me.
07:16You could...
07:17Brand just said he could flip.
07:18This is...
07:19This should not be bulletin board material.
07:20Because I haven't heard one person on this panel be like, yeah, BYU definitely.
07:25No.
07:26That is...
07:27What you're talking to is that idiot.
07:30And I actually have something later that I actually agree with him.
07:33But Tate being like, look at all of the panel pick Illinois.
07:38It's like, dude, if you listen to us, we...
07:40Last week.
07:41Is that what you're referring to?
07:42We all picked Illinois.
07:43Well, yeah.
07:44I wasn't.
07:45But that is in general.
07:46People do that.
07:47By the way, I picked Illinois last week.
07:48You know what I'm saying?
07:49We all picked Illinois last week.
07:50No, no.
07:51I mean, I picked Ohio State.
07:52Not on our show.
07:53I picked Illinois, but I really picked Ohio State.
07:56Yeah, I think we all did.
07:57Right.
07:58That's what...
07:59That's what I'm saying.
08:00As the show ended.
08:01As the show ended, I said, I like Ohio State.
08:03But that's what I'm saying.
08:04I said, I like Ohio State.
08:06Yeah.
08:07That's what I'm saying.
08:08Where we...
08:09If you saw our picks...
08:10Tate is the worst.
08:11Yeah.
08:12Yeah.
08:13Well, he's right about some things.
08:14That's not true.
08:15He's right about some things.
08:16This...
08:17I mean, I think we've all said it pretty much that it's like BYU at home.
08:20Like, that's the reason that we're taking this.
08:21Yeah.
08:22That it's the Holy War and it's at home.
08:24Ev, are you riding with BYU?
08:25Yeah, I am on BYU, but I'm scared.
08:27Not about the...
08:28About the graphic.
08:29Just that it is kind of...
08:30It is a Utah line.
08:31Mm-hmm.
08:32They're ranked lower.
08:33They're 300 point favorites on the road.
08:34It almost...
08:35It makes no sense to me.
08:36But I'm still taking BYU at three in the hook, because I just think it's a coin flip
08:39game.
08:40They have the home field advantage.
08:41One of the toughest places to play in college football.
08:43It's hard not to take the points.
08:44And as you guys say, coin flip games, 19 of the last 26 of these games in the last 30 years
08:50have been one possession final scores.
08:52You're high on Utah though, right?
08:53I think Utah's gonna win this game by double digits, yes.
08:56Oh, shit.
08:57Mm-hmm.
08:58Blutman's been very high on Utah all year.
08:59Ev, I'm gonna give you a compliment.
09:00I'm gonna give Ev a compliment.
09:02Uh-oh.
09:03Nobody in the history of the world has ever been more built for like an Ohio State Carhartt
09:08hat than Ev.
09:10These are good, right?
09:11The 47 car collapse are good.
09:13It does look nice on you.
09:15It's been glued to my head since I put it on.
09:16You look like you were born for that hat.
09:18You look like you were born for that hat.
09:19And I mean this, it fits my head perfectly.
09:22Yeah.
09:23I don't know if they do it, the hats do it.
09:24It's a little extra room.
09:25Those are perfect.
09:26Blutman, you like Utah big?
09:28By double digits.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Do you like Western Kentucky big?
09:32That was really bad, wasn't it?
09:33Yeah.
09:34Oh.
09:35So you still like Utah?
09:37Yeah.
09:38Oh, Blutman.
09:39Western Kentucky was dead from the jump.
09:40Yeah, now Western Kentucky minus 10, they lost by 30.
09:43Yeah, I'm gonna blame that one on having to drink milk all night.
09:46All right.
09:47That's fair.
09:48He has been down tremendous since he had the milk.
09:50That one was bad.
09:51That was bad.
09:52Okay, we're gonna go to SEC number 10, LSU at number 17, Vandy.
09:55Vandy minus two and a half.
09:56The over under at 48 and a half.
09:58So with all the back and forth of talking about the SEC and the big 10, I think we can
10:02all agree LSU's a little overrated at 10.
10:04Yes?
10:05Yeah, I would probably agree with that.
10:06Yes.
10:07At least the way they're playing now with a banged up quarterback.
10:09So this is one of those things where when you do argue that the SEC gets propped up
10:12a little bit, I would agree in this game that LSU does not deserve to be number 10.
10:16Dan, I'll start with you.
10:17You know, Vandy at home with two and a half.
10:20LSU's offense has looked putrid.
10:21Yeah.
10:22They've not looked good.
10:23Vandy losing to Alabama the way they did.
10:25They still played well.
10:26Who are you taking in this game?
10:27I mean, Vandy's, I don't trust Vandy's defense fully, but I don't, I definitely don't trust
10:31LSU's offense.
10:32So I'm going to take Vandy.
10:33I also think this might be, you know, we had the James Franklin.
10:37There's, you know, Wisconsin's about to fire Fickle probably.
10:41There's some more firings coming.
10:43Florida.
10:44But Florida has been talked about constantly.
10:46There's, there's Brian Kelly has just kind of been skirting under the radar.
10:50He's about to get to the point where it's going to get really, really tough and this season
10:54could go sideways on him.
10:55And I think it might start this weekend where you lose to Vandy.
10:58Then you got to play Texas A&M.
10:59Then you got to play Alabama.
11:00Then I think you got to play Oklahoma.
11:02So it's like things could fall apart pretty quickly here.
11:05And I just don't trust LSU's offense.
11:07They have not looked right.
11:09This is a huge, huge game for Vandy.
11:12First time they've been favored, I think, over a top 10 team in like 40 plus years.
11:17It's crazy.
11:18They haven't beaten LSU since 1990 or something like that.
11:22So this is massive, massive game.
11:23I'm going to take Vandy.
11:24Brandon.
11:25So LSU feels immune to this spot to me.
11:28The last couple of years, two years ago, Missouri was really good.
11:31They went to 10 and 2.
11:32Their biggest game of the year.
11:33LSU came into Missouri and LSU somehow won that game, even though they got outplayed.
11:37Last year, they went to South Carolina.
11:40South Carolina is a borderline playoff team.
11:42LSU wins at South Carolina.
11:44And now this time, everybody, every time you doubt LSU, they're one of those teams where you look at them.
11:50The offense stinks.
11:51The coach stinks.
11:52Everything's going bad.
11:53And then they go on the road and they beat a team like Vanderbilt right here.
11:55And they change not only Vanderbilt season, but LSU season a little bit, at least until the A&M game next week.
12:00I like LSU for those reasons.
12:03It's LSU voodoo magic.
12:04I agree.
12:05This is the spot where they come out and all of a sudden Garrett Nussmeyer will have some crazy game.
12:09And it's like, well, are they really as bad as they look?
12:11And then they go play another team next week that I do think is much better.
12:14We don't have to get into that right now.
12:16I certainly don't think that.
12:17What?
12:18You don't think that A&M is better?
12:20I don't think they're much better than LSU now.
12:22I mean, Vandy.
12:23We're not talking about A&M right now.
12:24No, I don't think they're much better than Vandy.
12:25Okay.
12:26I think LSU is going to win this game.
12:27I also want LSU to win this game, because if they lose to Vandy, then that makes me scared for next week.
12:31But beside the point, I do think LSU is going to have a big game.
12:34Dave, who are you taking?
12:36So I rarely do this.
12:38I'm going to wake up Saturday, put your bed in, and look at the board.
12:45I don't know if you guys are going to be able to see this slip here.
12:48Too close.
12:49Back it up.
12:50Back it up a little bit.
12:51Back it up.
12:52Vanderbilt minus two and a half for $212,000.
12:56That was what I had in my account.
12:58That was what I had in my account.
13:00Wow.
13:01Everything on Vandy.
13:02I love Vanderbilt.
13:03I love Vandy.
13:05I didn't even bother with the money line.
13:07I think LSU is not good.
13:10I borderline will say stink.
13:12And I think Vanderbilt is just about the class of the SEC.
13:15And if they weren't named Vanderbilt and had a different set of uniforms on,
13:20I'll give Texas A&M one, Vanderbilt two, with Bama.
13:25They could have beat Bama.
13:27They could have.
13:28What?
13:29You've corrected it, but I was going to say,
13:31how could Vanderbilt have two when Alabama beat them?
13:34Well, because Pavia, who I think is very good,
13:36turned the ball over inside the five twice.
13:38So that is why I think.
13:40And they knew they came in.
13:41I love this Vanderbilt team.
13:43I've been saying it.
13:44I love this spot.
13:45I mean, I put my money where my mouth is.
13:47That's the biggest bet I've made this season.
13:49And I made it early, boys.
13:51I made it early.
13:52I was just damn proud.
13:54I was just like, I think Tuesday night or something.
13:56And I'm just like at 10-04.
13:58I'm like, this bet's burning a hole in me.
14:01I just got to get it in.
14:02The entire account.
14:03I like it.
14:04Not betting scared, Dave.
14:06You got to go.
14:08You got to go.
14:09We got to go.
14:10That's what you do.
14:11When I'm successful, what is it?
14:13Big game hunting.
14:14I take out the bow and I try to knock down an elephant in the safari.
14:17So all the nitpicking, no.
14:19I love Vanderbilt.
14:20I saw it.
14:21It's like, I love Vanderbilt.
14:23I have to change my pick now.
14:24Because what Dave does.
14:25You can't do that.
14:26No.
14:27Stay with what you say you bet.
14:29I love Vanderbilt.
14:31But usually when he's this serious and he does the whole thing.
14:35No, you got to stay with your pick.
14:36Okay, fine.
14:37All right.
14:38It makes me a little nervous though.
14:39I'm sitting in one of those little hunting trees.
14:41You know, they have the little booths like in a tree and you're just watching that elephant.
14:45You pull their bow back.
14:46That's what I'm doing this week.
14:48That makes me nervous.
14:49I don't think.
14:50Stay with your pick.
14:51Anything about that hunting analogy was correct.
14:53What was not correct about it?
14:54I'm sure you sit in the tree to hunt an elephant.
14:56Okay.
14:57All right.
14:58Ev, who are you taking?
14:59I know you're a big Diego Pavia guy.
15:00You know, LSU's just crumbly over it.
15:02Good defense.
15:03The offense is terrible.
15:04They haven't showed a single game, a full game where I've been truly impressed by them.
15:08They lose to Ole Miss.
15:09Yeah.
15:10I just, I just don't think they're very good.
15:12They, they beat a Clemson or yeah, they beat a Clemson team we've seen as just bad.
15:17Yeah.
15:18I like, I like Vandy.
15:19I think they win comfortably.
15:20Yeah.
15:21They're, they are crumbly overrated.
15:22They are.
15:23I just think LSU is one of those teams when you think this.
15:26No, I know.
15:27I agree.
15:28I agree.
15:29It's right when they attack.
15:30And when, and when, and again, Garrett Nussmeyer was all over the Heisman board going into
15:33this season and he's obviously so far away from that, but this is one of those games.
15:36I do.
15:37I do agree with you, Brandon.
15:38That's why the line is like that because there's the line is like that because people
15:42always are slow to move from dynasties and brand names and you have morons like Brandon
15:46Walker are sitting there and old.
15:48Yes.
15:49They beat South Carolina.
15:50Fine.
15:51Watch that game.
15:52They didn't beat him.
15:53The refs beat him with some of the most atrocious calls you'll ever see.
15:56Vanderbilt is going to kill this team.
15:59Good luck.
16:00I mean, he, his entire account.
16:02He's big game hunting and he did it on a Tuesday.
16:04It's nerve wracking.
16:05No, I'm not beyond putting more money in my account if it loses.
16:07Yeah.
16:08That's not his account.
16:09That's not his account.
16:10No, I know, but he, no, but he did say.
16:11He is covering my account.
16:12I know, no, it was.
16:13That's back against the wall.
16:14I understand.
16:15He's back against the wall.
16:16At the time, it was all that was in his account.
16:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:18He will absolutely put more money into it.
16:19If I had, if I had 2.9 million in my account at that point, that's what would be on this
16:24game.
16:25That's right.
16:26He went all in.
16:27Whatever I had in my account was going.
16:28It was going.
16:29That's what I'm saying.
16:30That's what makes it.
16:31Chip to the table.
16:32Jim Fossil.
16:33I love it.
16:34We're going to the playoffs.
16:35All in.
16:36All in.
16:37Okay.
16:38Number 20, USC at number 13, Notre Dame.
16:39Notre Dame minus nine and a half.
16:40The over under 61 and a half.
16:42Dave, we're not going to talk about old ship, but USC beating you guys last week.
16:46I respect that.
16:47USC.
16:48Yeah.
16:49Five and one.
16:50Why are we not going to talk about that?
16:51Huh?
16:52Why are we not going to talk about this in the past?
16:54I was the last four.
16:55Okay.
16:56Yeah.
16:57Brandon, it'll come up later multiple times.
16:58Don't worry.
16:59Um, but USC sitting at five and one, they lost to Illinois.
17:02When you look at that game, they did lose.
17:03I think it was only by two points.
17:04And I know that was a weird game, but USC sitting here, this is a de facto playoff game.
17:08I truly believe Notre Dame has the losses to Miami and A and M.
17:11Whoever wins.
17:12This is sitting very pretty for the rest of the season.
17:14Dave, who are you taking in South Bend?
17:16I'm taking Notre Dame.
17:18Um, you know, USC, they really kicked our ass.
17:23There's no other way to say that they fucking bullied us kicked our butts.
17:27Now.
17:28I don't know what that means because I, you know, I hate saying Michigan may not be good.
17:34That's a question mark.
17:35We may only be able to beat Ohio State this year.
17:37I don't know.
17:38Um, so.
17:39I can't wait.
17:40I think Notre Dame is a legit title contender team by the time this runs out.
17:45I'll take Notre Dame, uh, here.
17:47Now, are they gonna cover?
17:48Obviously, we're going versus the spread.
17:50It wouldn't shock me if they didn't cover, but I'll take them in this game because I do
17:53think they're gonna win.
17:54And Dan Katz once said spreads don't matter.
17:57Yeah.
17:58Dan?
17:59I was right about that.
18:00Uh, that's for the tournament.
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's for the tournament.
18:03That's for the tournament.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Uh, listen.
18:06Listen, this is the biggest game in Lincoln Riley's USC.
18:09This is the point I was gonna make.
18:11This is it.
18:12This is it.
18:13This is all building to this moment.
18:14If you win this game, you then can lose a game later and still make the playoffs and
18:18show the progress that you've been looking for.
18:20If you lose this game, it's, it's, it's a tough road because you gotta go to Oregon.
18:25You gotta go to Nebraska.
18:27Uh, I don't think they're gonna win this game, but this is a fun.
18:31Like, I'm excited to watch this game.
18:33I am excited for the, for the fact that this game means something because it hasn't meant
18:37something for a while now because Notre Dame has just been better than USC.
18:41I'm going to take the over in this game though.
18:43There's been points in this game.
18:44Nine out of the last time, 10 winners of this game have scored 30 plus.
18:48There's been some games where sometimes when it's been 40 plus, I believe in both quarterbacks.
18:52I'm gonna take the over.
18:53Brandon, to my point with the quarterbacks, I was gonna say from Dan, it's like the, going
18:56into the season, you wouldn't have thought CJ Carr versus Jade Maiava would be a big time quarterback
19:01matchup.
19:02And it is.
19:03And when you look at USC's offense, they obviously have a great game with, with the
19:06Kai lemon, but they also can run the ball.
19:08I mean, you look at what they did last week against Michigan.
19:10This USC offense is very good.
19:12Do you think that Notre Dame's defense can slow it up?
19:15No.
19:16Uh, the over is the right play because who's stopping who here?
19:18Notre Dame has played two legitimate football teams and they gave up a ton of yards
19:22and, and what, 20, 27 points to Miami and they go 41 points to A and M.
19:27It was pretty good offense.
19:28Uh, but they, their defense just isn't very good this year.
19:31Isn't nearly what it was last year.
19:32And USC's defense is always pretty bad.
19:34Their offense is great.
19:35Over is the pick.
19:36And if you made me pick a spread, I think USC keeps it close.
19:38Cause he is right again.
19:40And the fact that Lincoln Riley, if he wins this game and then beats Nebraska
19:43and the rest games at home next week, if you know, it's, I think it's at Nebraska.
19:47You keep giving so much respect to Nebraska.
19:49Nebraska hasn't beaten a ranked team for 100 years.
19:51Nebraska stinks.
19:52Because, because it is important for USC over the next couple of weeks.
19:55If they win these next two games, they are in the playoff conversation.
19:58Right.
19:59And if they lose this game.
20:00Another play at Nebraska.
20:01Lincoln Riley, and I told you it was in Lincoln.
20:02I told you it was in Nebraska, right?
20:04I said Nebraska, I said it was at Nebraska the whole time.
20:07What are you doing?
20:08It's at Nebraska.
20:09It's at Nebraska.
20:10At Nebraska and at Oregon.
20:11Not, you're not necessarily giving respect to Nebraska.
20:13Cause I know you and I both think that they could lose this week to Minnesota.
20:16This is huge for Lincoln Riley.
20:17Right.
20:18He's either, he could get fired at the end of the season or he could be in the playoff
20:21and it starts right here.
20:22Right.
20:23And also, what's the KB fact?
20:24Cause KB always has weird facts about this.
20:26I think, first of all, I think USC is going to win this football game.
20:28Notre Dame, every year there has been a new Pope or a Pope.
20:31No, every year the Pope has died, Notre Dame's gone 9-3.
20:34Yes, every year the Pope has died over the last 50 years, Notre Dame has gone 9-3.
20:38They currently have two losses.
20:39Okay.
20:40What is that?
20:41Two times?
20:42It's like three.
20:43I think he said it was four or five.
20:44Oh, really?
20:45Yeah.
20:46Ever since-
20:47How many Pope have died in the last 50 years?
20:48Okay.
20:49The 70s and then we got JP the two.
20:51Yeah.
20:52And then the last two.
20:54This is-
20:55Interesting stat.
20:56You can't dismiss that.
20:57Nope.
20:58I know.
20:59And so that, to me, I was already on USC to win the game.
21:01Then once KB dropped that, I feel like I have to go.
21:03Like, I feel like Notre Dame, after they lost to Miami and A&M, like, they've looked fine,
21:08but, like, they play, they don't play anybody.
21:10Right?
21:11Until this game.
21:12So, I'm gonna take USC.
21:13Ev, who are you taking?
21:14Yeah, I'll take USC with the points.
21:15I think Notre Dame probably wins.
21:17Just too many points for a shootout.
21:18I'll take the over two.
21:19I think Notre Dame, listen, obviously the loss of age very well.
21:22Miami looks great.
21:23A&M obviously looks really good.
21:26But their defense still is unimpressive.
21:28They haven't played anyone since then.
21:29I'll take USC with the points.
21:31Let's go to the SEC, number 11, Tennessee at number six, Alabama.
21:35Alabama minus eight and a half.
21:36The over under 58 and a half.
21:38Brandon, when you talk about the SEC and you talk about de facto playoff games, this
21:41is obviously a very big one.
21:42Both of these teams at five and one.
21:44Alabama is just hot right now.
21:46Everybody's talking about how good they look, their offense.
21:49Ty Simpson squarely in the Heisman race right now.
21:52What do you think happens in this game?
21:53It's another over.
21:54It's another over.
21:55I'm not seeing stops here.
21:56Tennessee's defense is absolute garbage.
21:5931 points to Arkansas, 44 to Georgia, 34 to Mississippi State.
22:04Like they just can't stop anybody.
22:05Alabama's good.
22:07But this isn't Nick Saban, Alabama good.
22:09This is like pretty good, Alabama.
22:11I think it goes over.
22:13I think there's not eight and a half point difference in any of the teams in the SEC
22:17in the top ten.
22:18So I think Tennessee with the points.
22:19And I think over.
22:21Dan, so Tennessee has the best scoring offense in the SEC and the worst scoring defense in
22:26the SEC.
22:27Completely on either side of the spectrum.
22:29Alabama is somewhere in the middle.
22:30And like as I've pointed out yesterday on unnecessary reference, it's because those Florida State
22:34stats are still looming over them.
22:35But that's a completely different team now.
22:37Alabama looks completely different.
22:38Yeah, I think the Florida State game.
22:40We all just have to realize that that was a entire off season of what's named Gus Malzahn
22:47being able to plan who is a Alabama killer being able to plan an offensive attack.
22:52And they they jumped on Alabama.
22:54And again, I've said it before.
22:56But if you watch back that game, that was a seven point game.
22:59And Alabama got a bad penalty, a stupid penalty in the fourth quarter that kind of put that game away.
23:05So I think Alabama is very, very good.
23:07I'm agreeing with Brandon, though, on the over.
23:09Tennessee cannot stop the run.
23:11Alabama actually has struggled running the ball.
23:13You add the fact that like they can maybe get Jam Miller getting going with easy yards.
23:17And that makes it that much easier for Ty Simpson.
23:20I think Alabama is going to go up and down the field.
23:23So I'll take the over.
23:24Dave.
23:25I feel like I probably am the number one Alabama guy in terms of understanding what they're doing,
23:31where they're at over the last two to three, four years.
23:34Maybe it's the Michigan thing.
23:36I don't know.
23:37But I mean, I bet Ty Simpson to win the Heisman before the Georgia game 21.
23:42I expect him to win that.
23:43I do not think, though, they are that great.
23:45Like, I think people buy into them.
23:47And that's someone who thought they'd be Georgia.
23:49I don't think this is, again, the same thing over and over.
23:53I think a lot of the SEC teams are very similar and they have these brand names
23:57and you still have the Alabama dynasty hangover.
23:59I'm going to take Tennessee in a close game.
24:01I mean, yeah, close game.
24:02I think this is a close game.
24:03I'll take Tennessee.
24:04Ev.
24:05Yeah, I kind of grew the same sentiments for all these teams that you see.
24:09I think they're all very close.
24:10Jumbled up at the top.
24:11So I'll take the points.
24:12I'll take the over.
24:13I think I'll get one of them at least.
24:15Tennessee's defense is just so horrendously bad.
24:18I can't bet against Alabama right now in what they're doing on offense.
24:21And every week it seems like they do continue to get better.
24:24And this is, again, another rivalry game.
24:27And Kalen DeBoer's got these guys playing.
24:29Florida State's just not even on the radar anymore.
24:31I can't bet against Alabama at this point.
24:32I know it's a lot of points.
24:33I get that.
24:34But they were lucky to cover against Vanderbilt.
24:36They didn't cover against Missouri.
24:37It's not like they're going out and they pushed.
24:40But, yeah, they pushed.
24:41Tennessee is.
24:42Three and a half, was it not?
24:43I had it three.
24:44I had it three.
24:45It went off at three and a half, I thought.
24:46My mistake.
24:47Sorry, hand up.
24:48On DraftKings, they did push.
24:49I know that.
24:50At least when I put the bet in.
24:52Tennessee's defense is so bad.
24:53So I agree with you.
24:54Like, they kept these games close.
24:56But I just, again, I can't bet against Alabama at this point.
24:59Maybe if it was multiple touchdowns, but I'm going to take Alabama.
25:03And then the top ten matchup of the week in the SEC,
25:06number five Ole Miss at number nine Georgia.
25:08Georgia minus seven and a half.
25:10The over under at 54 and a half.
25:11Dan, this game last year we were there.
25:13We were in Oxford.
25:14Ole Miss beats Georgia.
25:15Kirby is one and two against Lane at Ole Miss.
25:18Georgia, another team that's like kind of hard to figure out.
25:21Ole Miss last week.
25:22And I don't think they were near as bad as they looked.
25:2433-point favorite.
25:25Barely beat Washington State.
25:26Where do you land on this game?
25:28Last week I called that perfectly.
25:30I said that was a massive trap game.
25:32I'm going to pass, though, to Brandon.
25:34I would like to see what he has to say about this game.
25:36Because I have thoughts about this game, but he does know Ole Miss.
25:40I'm all over the place on this, okay?
25:41First of all, if you Big Ten boys are going to.
25:43Don't pass it back?
25:44No.
25:45If you Big Ten boys are going to make the case that any teams
25:47in the SEC are overrated, Ole Miss being the number five team
25:49in the country is crazy.
25:51They are not the number five team in the country.
25:53They should be like number 12 to 15.
25:54They're a good solid team.
25:55Maybe a little biased.
25:57Is anything I just said wrong?
25:59I'm just saying maybe a little biased.
26:00You are wearing a Mississippi State.
26:01I agree, but maybe a little biased.
26:03They struggled against Arkansas.
26:04I agree.
26:05They struggled against Washington State.
26:06Maybe a little biased.
26:07Of course I'm.
26:08Okay.
26:09Look at what I'm wearing.
26:10Yeah, say it.
26:11Okay, but Lane, I don't think Lane's going to have an awful effort
26:14twice out of his team.
26:16No, last week was the most obvious let-down spot,
26:20terrible spot of all time.
26:21He's a very good coach.
26:22But is Kirby going to lose to Lane two years in a row?
26:25That's also a no.
26:26I think Ole Miss is going to cover the seven and a half,
26:28but I do think Georgia's going to win.
26:29Here's the thing with Kirby and Georgia this year.
26:31I think Georgia is good.
26:32They don't have that extra gear.
26:34No, they don't.
26:35They keep trying to find that extra gear and it's just not there.
26:38So it's not that they're a bad team.
26:40It's not that they couldn't go even to the national title game.
26:44It's just that extra gear is not there.
26:46And you could see it even in the Auburn game where it's like they,
26:49that was a crazy thing that happened to them where they should have been
26:52down 17, nothing.
26:53And then they get that fumble and everything kind of goes their way.
26:56And Auburn was one of those teams that falls apart when things go against
27:00them.
27:01They quit.
27:02Georgia, even though they don't have that extra gear,
27:04they still have the, they're, they're, they're still have the belief that like,
27:08Hey, we're Georgia.
27:09We're not going to fall apart when things go wrong.
27:10So that's the consistency of Georgia's there.
27:13I just don't know if they have the,
27:15we're going to kick the shit out of you gear.
27:17The only thing I like here is the under lane.
27:19Doesn't really go over in these big game spots.
27:21They, they play a lot of low scoring games, especially it was 28,
27:2510 last year in Oxford.
27:26I like the under here.
27:27I like a, you know, kind of a grinded out slugfest and Trinidad Shambliss.
27:31This is his first road start, which is crazy.
27:33They played at home.
27:34Dave, who are you taking?
27:36Well, this is nothing to do with X's and O's.
27:39This is a vote against fake boobs.
27:41McGee, who has made me despise one school.
27:44I'll take Georgia.
27:46Ev, who are you taking?
27:47Yeah.
27:48I got all messed with the points.
27:49I have all messed with the points too.
27:50I just think, yeah, I agree with Dan said,
27:51I think they're just not that same Georgia team.
27:54It's not to us.
27:55It's not.
27:56Well, you can't hear his mic.
27:57You're hearing him talk in person, Brandon.
27:58No, I can hear his mic.
27:59Oh, you can?
28:00Yeah, I can hear everybody.
28:01I can hear everyone in here.
28:02Okay.
28:03Yeah.
28:04Talk, Ev.
28:05What's up?
28:06Ole Miss and the points.
28:07Now you're back.
28:08What a statement.
28:11Talk, Ev.
28:12What's up?
28:14Yeah, I'm taking Ole Miss and the points.
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28:35Okay, I'm starting.
28:36We've already talked about this game.
28:37I'm going to take USC plus 9.5.
28:39I think USC is going to win the football game, but for the parlay,
28:42I'm going to take plus 9.5.
28:44Brandon?
28:45Yeah, so I think Auburn has been way too close.
28:49They're going to pick off somebody who has big hopes this year.
28:51Missouri hasn't played a road game yet.
28:54Bo Perbula, the second he played a decent defense last week,
28:57was terrible against Alabama.
28:58Auburn has a better defense than Alabama.
29:00It's on the road.
29:01Auburn money line over Missouri.
29:02I know we've talked about this throughout the week,
29:03but I do love your heel turn so much.
29:05It's not a heel turn.
29:06It is.
29:07You love Missouri.
29:08I was big on Missouri.
29:09I saw them play Alabama.
29:10Their fans are assholes,
29:11and I was probably going to pick this the whole time anyway
29:14because it's on the road after the Alabama game.
29:17Huge emotional loss that they suffered last week,
29:19and Auburn has a better defense than Alabama.
29:21Perbula was terrible.
29:22Bo Perbula's nice.
29:23He's a nice quarterback.
29:24That's about it.
29:25But Auburn's offense is so bad.
29:27He's nice.
29:28Going into that game, I was like,
29:29Ty Simpson's a real quarterback.
29:30I like Bo Perbula, but he needs the run game.
29:33He's got to balance in the offense.
29:34There's levels to it that he's not really quite at that level.
29:37It's fine, but Auburn's offense is very bad.
29:39Terrible, but they have been right there three times.
29:42They were right there against Alabama.
29:43They've been screwed.
29:44It's not their own doing.
29:46They were right there against Georgia.
29:48They were not as right there against A&M.
29:50They only lost by six, but they...
29:52Yeah, but we also...
29:53I don't know when this game is.
29:54We also missed multiple field goals.
29:55That's beside the point.
29:56You said they were not as right there.
29:57Okay, I'm just making sure.
29:58Okay, who's...
29:59Ev, you're next.
30:00What's up?
30:01Ole Miss and the points.
30:02Okay, Dave, who's your dark horse?
30:05I like Minnesota.
30:06Listen, Nebraska has won the last two weeks, but not easily,
30:12and I've said the same thing.
30:14They're the only...
30:15I haven't been great in college football.
30:16The only thing I've been great at is betting against Nebraska.
30:19I'll take Minnesota.
30:20I love that pick.
30:21Brandon, I know you love that pick, too.
30:23Okay, so the odds are plus...
30:24So, actually, twice I texted my pick.
30:28Yeah.
30:29My first one was taken by you.
30:30My second one was taken by Dave.
30:31Yeah, for Minnesota.
30:32So I like Minnesota.
30:33Yeah, yeah.
30:34So the odds are plus 1270.
30:35Go to the DraftKings.
30:36We haven't won one yet, so we're due.
30:37We're due, boys.
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31:01Brandon wants the camera on him so bad with him smiling with his Venmo mug.
31:04Please give this man some shine.
31:06Out of the corner of my eye, I can see this cheese dick smile you've got going on.
31:09All right, Dave, your receipt of the week.
31:12Got to give the guy his due, and everyone's seen the receipt, but Kurt Signetti.
31:17Well, from that opening press conference, when he's like, Google me, I win.
31:22I laughed at this dude.
31:24I was like, this dude is a joke.
31:26He's talking to Indiana.
31:28He's calling out all the big dogs.
31:30Well, last week, what did he do?
31:32He went in with a little reverse thing, the way he holds his arms,
31:35and he beat the shit out of Oregon in a no fluke, no doubt win.
31:40Tip your cap to the guy.
31:42He talked his talk and backed it up.
31:44Dan?
31:45Yeah.
31:46That's a good one, Dave.
31:47That is a very good one.
31:48And I fell right into that, too.
31:49I know, Brandon, you fell into it.
31:50He's awesome.
31:51But, Brandon, you owned it.
31:52You called him a fraud, and you owned it.
31:53Or was it a fraud you called him?
31:54I think he has that coming out.
31:55Coward.
31:56Oh, Coward.
31:57Okay.
31:58Listen, when you're down, you have to do a good job of calling out when you're down.
32:05Because when you get back up and you talk shit, you've got to be able to get back up and talk shit.
32:10So, right now, the Badgers are down.
32:12This is a problem.
32:13This is a disaster.
32:14We're at the lowest point, basically, since before Barry Alvarez showed up.
32:18They did 42 push-ups all off-season long because Iowa put 42 on us last year.
32:25Then Iowa comes in and shuts us out for the first time at home in, like, 30 years.
32:30Puts 37 on us.
32:31That's a joke.
32:32This football program's a joke.
32:34We're going to win two games this year.
32:35You've got to – listen, I like Luke Fickle as a guy.
32:38He's got to go.
32:39Chris McIntosh has got to go, the AD.
32:41Jennifer Nunken, I don't even know how to say her name, the chancellor of the University of Wisconsin-Madison.
32:47You're an anti-football pussy.
32:49You've got to go.
32:50No.
32:51They've got to figure it out.
32:52Okay?
32:53I heard you ask on the Yak yesterday, can you call a woman a pussy?
32:56I can.
32:57I just did.
32:58I've been saying it on every show.
32:59I've been calling my gal Jen an anti-football pussy.
33:04Fair game.
33:05I'm doing a quote.
33:06Yeah, it's as low as it could get, as dark as it could get.
33:12The only way it's going to be fixed, you can't just be like, oh, we'll fire Fickle and everything will be fine.
33:16You've got to clean all, you've got to clean house.
33:18Clean house.
33:19Everyone who's had a part in it, you had a fantastic program for pretty much since Barry Alvarez till like three years ago, four years ago.
33:28And now we're back to pre-Barry Alvarez, so you've got to figure it out.
33:31It is crazy that when you look at the Luke Fickle hire and how everybody talked about how amazing it was.
33:35It was a perfect fit until it wasn't.
33:37It fell off the field very quickly.
33:38Yeah.
33:39All right, Randy.
33:40You just got to drive around the state in one of those, like you have those apple picking trucks where there's just hayrides.
33:46You just got to drive around the state with a load of those and find every fat cow white boy you can find, put them in the back of the A truck and bring them to Madison.
33:55And then there's your offensive line in your back.
33:58That's literally how Barry Alvarez built the program.
34:00He did a press conference.
34:01He said they make a lot of fat people here.
34:03We've got to keep them here.
34:04That's it.
34:05Give them some cheese curds.
34:06Give them some cheese curds.
34:07All right, Brandon, your receipt.
34:08Well, it's a little close to Dave's, but I was actually I was really good this year and being measured about Indiana.
34:16And before last week, I came on here and I said they're going to be better than they were last year.
34:21Quarterbacks better.
34:22The team's better.
34:23Watch out for Indiana.
34:24And then we got on stage, Illinois, and I decided I had to be an ass one more time.
34:29I sat there and I had the mic in my hand in the crowd.
34:32I said, you know, Kurt Signetti is the biggest coward in college football, knowing that later that day I'd be proven right when he goes out to Oregon and lays down just like he laid down for Notre Dame and Ohio State last year was going to lay down again.
34:42And this motherfucker didn't lay down and they went out there and they were the better team and they won and they made me look stupid once again.
34:48And Indiana has been making me look stupid for about a year and a half now.
34:51And frankly, I'm about sick of it.
34:52But my receipt is Kurt Signetti.
34:54I think I think he just wins.
34:56I think he wins.
34:57And I Google the man.
34:59So last week, he ran from Virginia.
35:01He ran from Virginia.
35:02He didn't.
35:03He ran from a game.
35:04Last week after unnecessary roughness.
35:05You know what else makes it look stupid is your picks.
35:06One and six.
35:07Oh, I know.
35:08Yeah, we'll get to that.
35:09Yeah, we will.
35:10That's not right.
35:11And you know that's not right.
35:12No, he knows.
35:13He sat on that game with me and watched Cincinnati last week.
35:14Yeah, I had it too.
35:15Yes.
35:16Save it.
35:17Y'all are ignoring what's happening to me.
35:18We'll get to it.
35:19We have a whole segment.
35:20So last week after unnecessary roughness, you guys had just gotten back from the Cubs game, Dan.
35:26And white boy Rick walked in immediately and was like, where is that motherfucker Brandon Walker?
35:30White boy Rick's a bitch.
35:31Him and Kadic are both bitches.
35:32All they wanted to do was make sure you knew that they knew you called him a coward.
35:35When I walk in the building, they'll just turn over and they'll lay down.
35:37They'll be like, okay, yeah, you're right.
35:39White boy Rick needed to know where the fuck you were.
35:41Well, listen, he was pretty drunk.
35:43White boy Chick was having a moment that night, so you had to let him just go crazy.
35:47Well, how was he being a drunk Chick?
35:49He was not, he was, it was 16 Cubs fans going up to, to, to Milwaukee.
35:55We got our dicks kicked in.
35:56We got our soul sucked out of us.
35:58And white boy Rick did not give a fuck about the Cubs.
36:01He just cared about the fact that Hoosiers won, which incredible win for him.
36:04But then he got upset that we weren't happy enough for him.
36:07Listen, I love the guy.
36:08He's one of my guys.
36:09So, but it was, it was a very, he was a good guy to have on the bus.
36:13When does it end?
36:14When does it end?
36:15When does it end?
36:16When does it end?
36:17I did ask him when I saw him again this week.
36:19I said, do you remember asking me where Brandon was?
36:21And he was like, absolutely not.
36:22So no, he, he tweeted that he was going to get on the ball after the game,
36:26after the Cubs lost.
36:27He's like, I'm going to play a game called white boy.
36:29Rick gets blackout drunk in silence.
36:32He did get blackout drunk.
36:34The silence part didn't really happen.
36:36No, I will.
36:37To his credit.
36:38I was, we were there watching games before you guys left.
36:40He said before you left, I would take it.
36:42Oh yeah.
36:43No, I knew that.
36:44Over a Cubs win before both games had started.
36:45Yeah.
36:46Yeah.
36:47I knew that.
36:48What do you see, Dave?
36:49Dan, is there any, is there any feeling watching the Dodgers get their,
36:51the Dodgers kick the Brewers face in that makes you feel a little bit better?
36:54A little bit.
36:55I knew the Dodgers.
36:56I knew the Cubs would lose to the Dodgers.
36:58I do think the Cubs would give them a better game because I think I,
37:01I know that's actually loser talk.
37:03Yeah.
37:04No.
37:05I just wanted more baseball.
37:06You know, you get that moment when the next round starts and you're like,
37:09fuck, I wish I was here.
37:10So like taking a party bus, that was a long day.
37:13We had been on the road for college football.
37:15Like you don't want to take a sad party bus ride home.
37:17Yeah.
37:18I mean, it was white boy, white boy chick made it fun.
37:20Yeah.
37:21Not in silence.
37:22So this is a little bit of a receipt and a preseat Dave,
37:24because you are going on the road this week with big noon kickoff.
37:26We will not be there.
37:27But Dan, on pardon my take, Matt Leinert was asking about the bet between Dave and Matt.
37:32Yes.
37:33Because when we were at dinner last week, Dave, you did ask Matt to-
37:36Dan sucked his dick.
37:38No, I-
37:39There's no way you'd think that was a bet.
37:41Yeah.
37:42You would have, you would have made him do something.
37:44You would have made him do something.
37:45No, I wouldn't have.
37:46Yeah, you would have.
37:47No bet.
37:48No.
37:49So I-
37:50Yes.
37:51He said it on pardon my take, but we were all sitting at dinner last week and you asked
37:54him point blank, like if Michigan wins, will you apologize to USC for Lincoln Riley?
37:58And he said, I can't do that.
38:00So I was there to witness that.
38:01I did not know there wasn't a bet made.
38:03However, you did agree-
38:04We never came up with stakes.
38:06But you did agree to wearing his jersey.
38:09If we made a bet, that was what he wanted.
38:12But I never, I didn't care about him wearing my jersey.
38:15That does me no good.
38:16I'm not, I don't want a lame jersey swap bet.
38:18I needed something.
38:19Yes.
38:20So we never came to a conclusion of a bet.
38:22But the way he said it to me-
38:23He says that.
38:24He-
38:25Yeah.
38:26He openly says we never came to a bet.
38:28When he did say multiple times throughout the week and at dinner, he said, you know,
38:32like, what can I do to get Dave?
38:34And I think all of us were like, nothing bothers Dave.
38:36Nothing is, you know, he, but that was, he did turn it down.
38:39However, you have to wear his jersey on big noon.
38:41Mm.
38:42No idea.
38:43You know what?
38:44You know what, Dave?
38:45I'm actually going to come, I'm going to reverse and go back on your side because I forgot
38:49how hard it was to make a bet with Ingram.
38:51The Fox guys suck at making bets.
38:53Fuck that.
38:54You know what?
38:55Fuck that.
38:56They don't know how to make bets.
38:58No, it's like he didn't care about where they, oh, cutesy-wootsy, he wears my jersey.
39:02Yeah.
39:03I don't really care about wearing a USC jersey.
39:05It's the principle of a bet was not made.
39:08Okay.
39:09All right.
39:10I'm back.
39:11I forgot about the Mark Ingram.
39:12I had to like, beg him to bet a bet that he was going to win.
39:14Yeah.
39:15What did you guys end up landing?
39:16It was like $1,000.
39:17That's right.
39:18That's right.
39:19Yeah.
39:20I remember we had to, we presented the check on big news.
39:22Yeah.
39:23So they got to figure, they got to figure, we got to do like HR training for the Fox guys
39:26on how to make a bet.
39:27There's no bet.
39:28There's no bet.
39:29What's the point of a bet if nobody cares if they lose?
39:30Like, that's one of those stupid like mayor bets.
39:32You eat lobster and you eat like a casserole.
39:35You got to do a bet where you really care.
39:37I don't care fucking wearing a Matt Liner jersey.
39:40What is that?
39:41They look like nice jerseys actually.
39:42I'd keep it.
39:43Like, I don't fucking care.
39:44I don't hate USC.
39:45Do you respect them a little bit more?
39:47It's all I'm wearing an Ohio State jersey.
39:48Do you respect them a little bit more?
39:49If me and Ev made that bet, that's a real bet.
39:52Like, I don't want to wear a fucking Ohio State jersey.
39:54What do I care about wearing a USC jersey?
39:56I don't.
39:57It's the principle.
39:58The bet was not made and he knows it.
40:00So you're not wearing it.
40:01He said it.
40:02He's like, yeah, we never had, he didn't agree to any stakes.
40:06It never happened.
40:07The only thing that was happening going to the game is him saying I wear the jersey.
40:11What?
40:12If Michigan wins, I can just pick anything out of the hat after the fact.
40:15That's not how a bet works.
40:16That is fair.
40:17That is fair.
40:18Okay.
40:19You're not wearing the jersey.
40:20That's what the pre-seed is.
40:21You're not wearing it.
40:22No, it's the principle.
40:23I get it.
40:24I get it.
40:25You're a man of principle.
40:26Okay, what's your receipt?
40:27By the time this show airs, he has a lot bigger fish to fry.
40:30He's playing Notre Dame.
40:32Stop worrying about Michigan.
40:34Ev, what's your receipt?
40:35He's obsessed with you.
40:37He's obsessed.
40:39That's mean.
40:41Yeah, just start that and be like, dude, what do you mean that?
40:44You're like, get away from me.
40:46Man, you're going to be the new narrative.
40:48Why are you so obsessed with me?
40:50Worry about Brady Quinn, okay?
40:53Ev, what's your receipt?
40:54Mine is Kirby.
40:55No one's brought it up.
40:56I mean, the fake timeout, just nonsense.
40:59It's clear receipt.
41:00We all saw him take the timeout.
41:02Then he goes on and he tries to pretend like he didn't take the timeout.
41:05Kirby, we have cameras watching the game.
41:07We saw what happened.
41:08You can try to explain what happened.
41:09The referee tried to say, oh, it was the clap.
41:11It was this and that.
41:12He called a timeout.
41:13It had to be timeout or delay a game.
41:14One or the other.
41:15Couldn't be neither.
41:16Kirby, we saw it.
41:17We have receipts.
41:18Yeah, there's a little bit more on that in a little bit.
41:23It will come back up.
41:24The proper picks presented by proper number 12, Irish Whiskey.
41:28While Dan is getting his shot, let's look at the standings.
41:30Dave mentioned it in the show earlier.
41:32Stop, stop, stop.
41:33No, no, no, hold on.
41:34Let me read the standings.
41:35You're all ignoring me.
41:36I had Cincinnati with you, dude.
41:37It was bullshit.
41:38I tweeted it in real time.
41:39You're one and six.
41:40You'll get your piece, but I do have to read the standings mostly because I'm six and
41:43one.
41:44Dave's four and three.
41:45Big Cat, three, three, and one.
41:47Big Ev, three, and four.
41:48I'm three, three, and one.
41:49Oh, you're three.
41:50Whatever.
41:51Yeah, whatever.
41:52It's fine.
41:53Just for myself.
41:54Listen, I'm six and one.
41:55You're one and six.
41:56Go off, King.
41:57Yeah.
41:58The world's not fair.
41:59You had Georgia minus three and a half.
42:01Had no business covering.
42:02I had Cincinnati.
42:03Did they cover?
42:04They did.
42:05They had no business covering.
42:06That's two different statements right there.
42:07I had Cincinnati.
42:08Up 23 the whole game.
42:09They were allergic to the end zone.
42:11They were running free all day.
42:13The UCF gets the ball and they get rewarded with a pass interference call.
42:16It was bullshit.
42:17It was bullshit.
42:18And this is happening five times this year and none of you are stopping the competition
42:22to say Brandon's not getting treated correctly.
42:24I had Cincinnati.
42:25I treated about it in real time.
42:26What happened last year?
42:27Weren't you dead last year too?
42:28No.
42:29No.
42:30I won three years ago.
42:32Three years ago.
42:33I was first by a mile last year and you were such a hater.
42:36Three years.
42:37I won three years ago.
42:38I think it was before COVID, wasn't it?
42:40I won.
42:41I wasn't even here before COVID.
42:42Yes you were.
42:43I was here before COVID.
42:44I'm pretty sure you won like FTX.
42:45That's been a long time ago.
42:47Oh yeah, I did.
42:48I won $10,000.
42:49From FTX.
42:50That was awesome.
42:51So that was like 2019.
42:52That was awesome.
42:53So it's been a minute.
42:54What are you going to win?
42:55I won $10,000 to charity last year.
42:58Yeah.
42:59Hey, you don't like to give money to kids with cancer?
43:01I do.
43:02Okay, so.
43:03He loves the wave.
43:04All right, here we go.
43:05I'm making my Irish entrance into college football season with proper number 12 Irish whiskey.
43:10It starts with a shot of proper because real friends don't let friends Irish exit without a story.
43:15Go classic with a proper ginger or mix it up with proper Irish apple.
43:20So get out there and make your Irish entrance.
43:24Anything else just wouldn't be proper.
43:26Cheers.
43:27Cheers.
43:28I have already talked about this game.
43:30But Notre Dame USC over very excited to watch this game.
43:35I got a I redid my backyard.
43:37I got a I got a TV set up outside with heaters.
43:40Oh, I start watching some outside.
43:42Yeah.
43:43Yeah.
43:44Very nice with some with some with a little fall little fall football outdoor watching.
43:48So yeah, I'm watching this game.
43:50I'm excited taking the over.
43:52Okay, Dave.
43:53Who you taking?
43:54Vandy.
43:55I already talked about it.
43:56It's clear that was gonna be my pick.
43:58I love them.
43:59Yes.
44:00Cleared the account Brandon.
44:01We have an issue because I had to redo my dark horse parlay pick at the last minute because my two were taken.
44:07So I had to put Auburn Moneyline but Auburn Moneyline was also my proper pick before that.
44:10Just go hard.
44:11Can I just go with it?
44:12Can I go with Auburn being my proper pick?
44:14No.
44:15I said no.
44:16No.
44:17Go against the spread.
44:18What does Auburn spread?
44:19One and a half.
44:20Oh, yeah.
44:21Take the one and a half just now.
44:22Just take the one and a half.
44:23Yeah, I'm fine with it.
44:24Plus I got a fight.
44:25I got a catch.
44:26So I'm fine with it.
44:27Auburn plus one and a half.
44:28Auburn's gonna win the football game.
44:29You need the one and a half.
44:30I need everything.
44:31The way you've been going.
44:32I need everything I can get.
44:33Auburn plus one and a half.
44:34Okay, Ev.
44:35I'm taking Duke minus one and a half.
44:37I've been a huge Georgia Tech guy, but I think this is a bad spot on the road.
44:41Duke's the favorite.
44:42Duke is kind of a weird season where, I mean, they started poorly.
44:45The Illinois game kind of got away from them.
44:47I don't think the score of the blot was indicative of the kind of game it was.
44:50It was Tulane.
44:51They've been playing really good since then.
44:53And those two losses are not conference losses.
44:55Like, they still can punch their ticket to the ACC title game.
44:58I think this is their first step to that.
45:00I think they knock off Georgia Tech.
45:02We talked a little bit about Texas Tech earlier.
45:03They are just above and beyond everybody in that conference right now.
45:06They're playing Arizona State.
45:07I still don't know if Sam Levitt's playing.
45:08Do we know, Liam?
45:09I think he is.
45:10Find out Saturday probably is.
45:11I think it's leaning towards that he is.
45:13Regardless, Texas Tech minus ten and a half.
45:15Like, I love this Texas Tech team.
45:16They're rolling right now.
45:18Let's go to the Reese's dynamic duo of the week.
45:20You're not imagining it.
45:21Reese's is out with their new Reese's Oreo cups.
45:23Brandon, why don't you eat one of those real quick?
45:25It finally happened.
45:26Reese's peanut butter and Oreo cookie crumbs together in one cup
45:29that we've all been waiting for.
45:30Reese's Oreo cups, two fan favorites coming together
45:32and making everyone's day a million times better.
45:34It doesn't matter what we say.
45:35It's Reese's and Oreo.
45:36You're already in.
45:37Available now wherever candy is sold.
45:39Look at that.
45:40It's gorgeous.
45:41All right, Dave.
45:42What's your dynamic duo?
45:44Auburn and the refs.
45:46I mean, people talking about Hugh Freeze.
45:48Hugh Freeze on the hot seat.
45:50I mean, Auburn is way better than the record has shown this year.
45:53They've had bad luck with refs.
45:55Now, the fumble at the goal line, I guess, is debatable.
45:59I thought I scored.
46:00But those two teams, and that dovetails into me liking Auburn this week
46:05with Brandon's pick.
46:07But, yeah, no team has been haunted by the refs more than Auburn this season.
46:11Well, and I know, Ev, you brought it up in the receipts,
46:14but I'm going to go off of that, too.
46:15Mine's Kirby Smart and the refs.
46:17I mean, the fact that he got away with that in the moment when God
46:20and everybody could see him actually calling a timeout
46:22and the fact that he was able to convince them.
46:24I know they walked it back, but that's crazy.
46:26And, Brandon, I have to say, one of the best moments you've had all year
46:28was the hot mic with John Gruden talking shit about this.
46:31Well, John Gruden's just a puppy dog that Kirby Smart, you know,
46:34pet his belly a little bit.
46:35John Gruden's whatever you want, Kirby.
46:37Couldn't it technically have been a clap a little bit?
46:39No.
46:40He was saying the words timeout.
46:41Oh, I'm aware.
46:42I'm aware.
46:43But the fact that Kirby Smart has the ego enough
46:45that he knows he can get away with that, like, that's just power.
46:47That's power.
46:48You are right, Brandon.
46:49There's, like, two things that I would love to have been a fly on the wall.
46:52It's Rico Bosco going on Nate Oates' boat.
46:55Don't know what happened there.
46:56And John Gruden going to this Georgia practice,
46:58because I've heard about both a million times.
47:01Yeah, yeah.
47:02Malsex told me all about this Georgia practice, too.
47:04Yeah, it's like, what happened here?
47:06What did they do?
47:07Give him a sack of cash or something?
47:08I don't know.
47:09They said it was the best football team they've ever seen.
47:11Yeah.
47:12I haven't seen the field yet.
47:14You know what?
47:15He talks about the Broncos a lot on the pro football football show that way, too.
47:18Like, when he went to...
47:19Oh, Sean Payton's his friend.
47:20Well, right, I know.
47:21But, like, the way he talks about Georgia is the way that he talks about the Broncos on the NFL show.
47:25Malsec also did say the Jaguars ran the worst practice he's ever seen, so I don't know what's going on.
47:30They don't know what they're looking at.
47:32Okay, Dan, your dynamic duo.
47:33My dynamic duo is the Michigan-Ohio State rivalry and coaches being born on third base.
47:40Obviously, this was Ryan Day for a long time.
47:43Ryan Day, born on third base, inherited the program from Urban Meyer.
47:47He actually ended up touching home because he won a national title.
47:50Sharon Moore is the most born on third base guy of all time.
47:54He is trying to do...
47:56I'm Jim Harbaugh.
47:57I'm wearing the blue collar.
47:58We gotta get...
47:59The guy stinks.
48:00He's a bad coach, and he was handed a program that just won a national title.
48:05He was born on third base.
48:07So, they're just passing it back and forth.
48:09Ryan Day figured out a way to get home.
48:10Can Sharon Moore get home?
48:12No, probably not.
48:13He's probably gonna get picked off just standing like a foot off the base.
48:17He stinks.
48:18Mm-hm.
48:19They've looked the best when he's been suspended.
48:21Yeah.
48:22Those are the two best, cleanest performances.
48:25The only real problem I have with that is this narrative that Ryan Day touched home.
48:32He may have touched home, and then we appealed, and he missed third base, which is touching
48:36Michigan, beating Michigan, which you have to do before you touch the plate.
48:39So, in my mind, Ryan Day, until he has beat...
48:42Until he beats Michigan and then wins a national title in the same season, has done dick shit.
48:46Okay, but...
48:47Maybe you're right about Sharon.
48:48We'll see.
48:49Yeah, Sharon is born on third base.
48:50He's born on third base.
48:51And Michigan fans, listen, I...
48:53You gotta maybe have a little bit of...
48:56Or maybe we go to work this week and smash Washington.
48:59We'll see.
49:00Okay, I'm just saying, if Sharon Moore doesn't work out, which I don't think he's been working
49:04out, do you have that moment where you're like, hey, in the last 20 years, the only guy
49:08that was able to coach Michigan is Jim Harbaugh, and he can't coach again.
49:11Damn, Biff.
49:12So, what are we gonna do?
49:14What do we do?
49:15I was born on third base.
49:16That's why I'm wearing my Michigan baseball uniform.
49:19Mm-hm.
49:20What?
49:21Did you not see...
49:22What?
49:23What?
49:24In the postgame, he was wearing the blue collar, and he was like...
49:28Yes.
49:29Yeah, I thought you were saying you...
49:30Okay.
49:31No, I was talking as if I'm Sharon.
49:32Yes, okay.
49:33Fair, fair.
49:34There were a bunch of incredible memes about that.
49:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:36No, he's...
49:37He's borderline...
49:38A joke.
49:39Yes.
49:40Yeah.
49:41I know, Ev, you loved every second of that.
49:42I don't find it funny.
49:43Guy took out the lunch pail.
49:44Suddenly, blue collar, working hard, working on nine to five as a joke.
49:47That's fine.
49:48I didn't know that.
49:49I thought they were pro blue collar.
49:50Well, I mean, he had to go to a costume store to get it.
49:52Work for Jim Harbaugh.
49:53Yeah, no, work for Jim Harbaugh.
49:54Jim Harbaugh...
49:55The Halloween stores are open conveniently now, so he grabbed one.
49:57Yeah.
49:58Okay, Brandon, your dynamic duo.
49:59I just went out and I started digging shit.
50:01I'm excited for this week.
50:03My dynamic duo is I have a new hero in college football.
50:06James Franklin now joins Jimbo Fisher as the golden gods of coach buyouts.
50:11James Franklin's about to get 48 million.
50:13I know there's some language in the contract that he has to look for another job or something,
50:17but what does that even mean?
50:19Like, good luck enforcing all that.
50:21One dollar.
50:22I offered him a job for one dollar at the cream team.
50:24Okay.
50:25So he worked on the cream team.
50:26He could just come and hang out.
50:27Penn State will owe 47 million.
50:28Correct.
50:29Okay.
50:30So, James Franklin becomes in that great coaching graveyard in the sky where he just gets
50:34paid to fuck off.
50:35It's the dream.
50:36Jimbo Fisher is number one at it and now James Franklin's a strong number two.
50:40As long as they don't go get Mike Elko.
50:43Who's your dynamic duo, Lev?
50:44I mean, we've talked about it all week.
50:46I mean, it's the SEC and being just comically overrated in the AP polls.
50:49You look up and down the AP poll.
50:51It's just littered with just garbage SEC teams.
50:53Your team like Washington, only loss.
50:55Number one Ohio State, not ranked.
50:57Illinois, only losses.
50:58Number one Ohio State, number three Indiana, not ranked.
51:01It just makes no sense to have teams like Mizzou back here.
51:04All these things ranked.
51:05They haven't beaten anybody.
51:06Ole Miss and these teams in the top five.
51:08It's just crazy.
51:09Guys, even when you go to the back, you have Cincinnati over Nebraska.
51:12And this is obviously the Big Ten thing.
51:14It's like there's anti-Big Ten thing going on.
51:16Nebraska's behind Cincy.
51:17They beat them head up.
51:19And I've been a big Cincy guy.
51:20I love Cincy.
51:21I love Sorsby.
51:22But it just makes no sense the way year after year they rank these teams.
51:25Because Brandon's going to be all like, oh, Ohio State doesn't play any ranked teams.
51:28No, it's just these fake numbers they put in the SEC to prop them up, make all these SEC games look so tough, like they're so much better.
51:35They're not.
51:36None of these SEC teams are that good.
51:38Literally none of them.
51:39Bama's not your best team.
51:40They got dog walked by Florida State and they're still in the top ten.
51:43We just act like the game didn't matter.
51:44Like they just didn't play it.
51:45It was a month and a half ago.
51:46Where do you rank Michigan in the Big Ten right now?
51:49Not that high.
51:50They stink.
51:51What kind of question was that?
51:53The reason I asked that is because they got dog walked by Oklahoma.
51:56He was doing an elegant rant.
51:57That was making a lot of sense.
51:58They got dog walked by Oklahoma.
52:00That's the only game you could point to.
52:02Stinks.
52:03Stinks.
52:04But Michigan stinks.
52:05Michigan stinks.
52:06But in the Big Ten.
52:07Casey and Big Ever are starting to be a lot like Matt Leiner right now and just obsess with Dave.
52:11What the hell did this happen?
52:14Why did that happen?
52:16Because I was going to ask him because his whole thing is that the SEC is so overrated.
52:19Oklahoma is not in the top of the SEC and they've dog walked your ass.
52:23But Oklahoma does stink.
52:25I think Oklahoma is Michigan.
52:26And they dog walked Michigan and I would say Michigan is like.
52:28Michigan is not good.
52:29I'll give you Washington.
52:30Nebraska is ranked by the way.
52:32Number 25.
52:33They're ranked behind a team that they beat.
52:35I'll give you Washington.
52:36They're going to lose to Minnesota.
52:37Illinois has two losses.
52:39They were not competitive in both.
52:40They lost about 53 points in one of those games.
52:42There's a reason they're not ranked.
52:43And to say that there's nobody good in the SEC again.
52:45And I understand.
52:46And I'm sure everybody is preying on A&M's downfall.
52:48But until they lose I'm going to keep talking about.
52:50To say that A&M is not a good football team is fucking crazy.
52:53Nobody said that.
52:54You said nobody was that good in the SEC.
52:56I should hype it up A&M.
52:57They're not a top 3-4 team.
52:58They're not.
52:59What?
53:00That just shows how delusional you are.
53:01Everyone's praying on A&M's downfall.
53:03No one's been praying on A&M.
53:04What are you talking about?
53:05No one cares about A&M.
53:06And Brandon wants A&M to lose.
53:08Brandon might.
53:09But the amount of America that is thinking about A&M and their downfall is almost.
53:13You have to understand that I do.
53:14I can't wait for it.
53:15I can't wait for it.
53:16Yeah.
53:17Exactly.
53:18I do it.
53:19And it's not delusional at all.
53:20But what's delusional is every time.
53:21I mean Ev just said it.
53:22You should say Brandon is praying for it.
53:23Yeah.
53:24Brandon is.
53:25No.
53:26Okay.
53:27To be fair I'm in an algorithm obviously where I see that.
53:28If you think Texas fans and OU fans and Texas Tech fans.
53:30Well that's your rivals though.
53:31That's fine.
53:32That people are praying on it.
53:33But whenever we talk about the SEC.
53:34And again to say that A&M is not that good is crazy.
53:37Who said that?
53:38Ev just said they're not that good team.
53:39No SEC team is as good as their.
53:41But it's on the scale of them being rated four of us.
53:43We do the show together.
53:44I've been hyping up A&M for weeks.
53:45I know.
53:46But you just said Alabama.
53:47You said there's not.
53:48There's no team in the SEC is that good.
53:49And I don't understand what A&M has to do to be said they're good.
53:51I don't know if there's an SEC team in the top four or five in the country.
53:53I genuinely believe that.
53:54That's fucking crazy.
53:55I don't think anyone's really that good except Ohio State.
53:57They're going to win the Nationals.
53:58I think Miami's very good too.
53:59And A&M.
54:00They're better than they were last year.
54:01And the same team that Miami beat.
54:02A&M beat.
54:03So.
54:04I don't understand that.
54:05Sure.
54:06Right.
54:07So to say.
54:08Whatever.
54:09Beside the point.
54:106-0.
54:11Notre Dame.
54:12They both beat Notre Dame.
54:13Because Miami's so good because they beat Notre Dame.
54:14So did A&M.
54:15Well they also killed South Florida.
54:16They got other things.
54:17Okay.
54:18And Florida too.
54:19Great.
54:20Florida fucking stinks.
54:21Whatever.
54:22Beside the point.
54:23Sonic Top 10.
54:24Football fans deserve a better burger.
54:25The Sonic Smasher is made with two Angus beef seasoned patties smashed and seared.
54:27Crispy on the edges and juicy in the middle.
54:29Then it's layered with two slices of melty American cheese.
54:32A signature creamy and tangy Smasher sauce.
54:34Crinkle cut pickles.
54:35Diced onions.
54:36And served on a pillowy soft potato bun.
54:38The Sonic Smasher.
54:39Melty, juicy, yet crispy.
54:40The perfect burger bite.
54:41So we've got the AP Top 10 behind Dan and Brandon.
54:44Let's unveil ours.
54:46So it's Miami.
54:47Or Ohio State.
54:48Miami.
54:49Indiana.
54:50A&M.
54:51Texas Tech.
54:52Alabama.
54:53Ole Miss.
54:54Oregon.
54:55Georgia.
54:56And Georgia Tech.
54:57Any problems boys?
54:58No.
54:59No.
55:00No.
55:01That's about right.
55:02I mean there's nothing really standing out there.
55:03You said you have BYU in the Top 10 right Dan?
55:04Yeah.
55:05And so does Dave.
55:06Yeah I did too.
55:07I had the same Top 5.
55:08To me the Top 5 clearly deserve to be the Top 5.
55:11I agree with who we have here.
55:13So yeah I have no problems with it.
55:15Good show.
55:16I'm on my way to New York then Provo.
55:19Have fun.
55:20Goodbye.
55:21See you Dave.
55:22Anything else boys?
55:23No that was Dave.
55:24Good guy.
55:25Man of honor.
55:26Are you going to be upset about Texas Tech and I'm being ranked fourth?
55:29No I have him at fourth.
55:30Okay.
55:31Well in fairness so I don't think my polls very well represented because I do have Alabama
55:35over in A&M because I don't think A&M is that good.
55:37See my point?
55:38Yeah but you get you're in his bubble.
55:41The amount of people who like I think A&M's a good team.
55:44We'll see what happens the rest of the season.
55:46Just remove yourself from his hatred.
55:48I can't.
55:49I can't.
55:50He doesn't represent like to come in here and be like everyone cares about A&M.
55:53No one.
55:54We'll see what happens.
55:55No no no.
55:56And that is fair.
55:57That is fair but then whenever it comes up it's like people can't just say A&M is a good football team.
56:01Yeah they're good.
56:02We'll see.
56:03There's a lot of season left.
56:04There's a lot of season left.
56:05A&M.
56:06I understand and I will tell you Dan.
56:07Yeah.
56:08Bobby Petrino in Arkansas makes me a little nervous.
56:10Yeah of course.
56:11They should absolutely make you nervous.
56:12Now we're 13 and 1 against them but it makes me a little nervous.
56:14LSU at night next week beside the point.
56:16Look how small this mug looks on my hand.
56:17Let me see.
56:18You got big hands.
56:19Yeah it's pretty cool.
56:20Big hands.
56:21Okay that's the show and I guess we'll be back next week.
56:23I don't know if we're in the studio or on the road.
56:25We'll see.
56:26We'll be back.
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