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00:01:00Week 14, which Brandon is?

00:01:01Rivalry week.

00:01:02Every single year.

00:01:03Rivalry week.

00:01:04I can't do it.

00:01:05It's just one of those.

00:01:06Rivalry week.

00:01:07Rivalry week.

00:01:08You got it.

00:01:09I have to do it very slow, like Dr. Seuss type.

00:01:12How are we feeling, boys?

00:01:13Great.

00:01:13It's rivalry week.

00:01:15Rivalry week.

00:01:16I'm so ready.

00:01:17Ready to sort this whole thing out.

00:01:18What a huge egg ball this is going to be.

00:01:20Game of the week kind of stuff.

00:01:22This is the big one right here.

00:01:24This is it.

00:01:25I just want to know.

00:01:27Uh-oh.

00:01:28Before we get into it, and I've been asking, and any answer is okay.

00:01:33And me and Walker just did it.

00:01:34I'll wake up Barstool for an hour, which I woke up at 5 a.m. for.

00:01:37But I want to know, fat boy, you tell me, does the game matter?

00:01:45That's, that's, like, and I get it.

00:01:47If you want to say it doesn't matter, we're in the playoffs, like, rest our guys, whatever.

00:01:53It don't matter.

00:01:54I can live with that.

00:01:55What I cannot live with is revisionist history of after we beat you, well, we're still in the playoffs, everything's in front of me.

00:02:03So, I don't, just tell me, what, tell me whether the game matters or not.

00:02:07That's all I want to know.

00:02:09As a guy with a lot of really bad bits, this is one of the worst ones.

00:02:13We sat in the same exact seats we're sitting in right now.

00:02:15I guess you moved houses.

00:02:16But regardless, I sat here and said, the game mattered.

00:02:20I own that.

00:02:20You sat here and said, didn't matter, blah, blah, blah.

00:02:23Then you won.

00:02:23You did your little, oh, I was playing possum, full of shit.

00:02:26Of course it matters.

00:02:27I did the same right here last year.

00:02:28I'm asking you, does this game matter, fat boy?

00:02:31Of course it matters.

00:02:33What are you talking about?

00:02:34You're the one who said it didn't matter.

00:02:36Oh, there's a lot of people saying it doesn't matter.

00:02:38Yeah, you.

00:02:39You were the one saying it didn't matter.

00:02:41You never said it didn't matter.

00:02:42You never said it didn't matter.

00:02:43Not me.

00:02:43Don't do your little possum thing.

00:02:44You never said it didn't matter.

00:02:46It's mattered.

00:02:47A lot of video footage of you saying the game didn't matter last year.

00:02:50A lot of footage.

00:02:51I have videos out there.

00:02:52There are videos circulating out there of you being like, fire Ryan Day.

00:02:56I'm dead.

00:02:56I'll never recover.

00:02:57You said fire Harbaugh.

00:02:58What are you talking about?

00:02:59We had a bad loss.

00:03:00I'm emotional.

00:03:01I'm a fan.

00:03:01Of course.

00:03:02I don't care about the playoffs.

00:03:03It doesn't matter.

00:03:04You can't lose to Michigan.

00:03:06Nothing else matters.

00:03:07Playoffs are dead.

00:03:08Winning the championship, the crown definitely matters.

00:03:10Winning this definitely matters.

00:03:13Winning the national championship, of course it matters.

00:03:17Well, to me, it didn't if I was in your shoes.

00:03:19But that's just me.

00:03:20And I get it.

00:03:21I have to beat you on the way to the national champion, which we will do this year.

00:03:26I doubt it.

00:03:27It's empty and hollow if you do what you did last year.

00:03:31I'm fine either way.

00:03:32This is one of those things where we know that this is coming and that all the other games are secondary to this.

00:03:37But, Dan, it does matter.

00:03:39Yeah, it matters.

00:03:41Ohio State, well, Ohio State's in the playoffs.

00:03:46And Michigan is fighting to maybe get in the playoffs.

00:03:50I don't even know if they win.

00:03:52They might not even be in the playoffs.

00:03:53No, if they win, they're in.

00:03:54No, that's not true.

00:03:56Definitely.

00:03:57Okay, so who are you kicking out?

00:04:00Alabama's definitely out.

00:04:01Okay, well, that's Alabama's the...

00:04:03The loser of BYU, Texas Tech, whether you agree with it or not.

00:04:06Oh, I think BYU's such a good team.

00:04:08They should be in.

00:04:09Also, Alabama...

00:04:10I agree, but I'm telling you what the committee's going to do, Danny.

00:04:12It sounds like you want to kick BYU out for Michigan.

00:04:15King of the Mormons.

00:04:15I'm telling you what the committee's going to do.

00:04:17But Alabama wouldn't be kicked out for playing in the SEC championship.

00:04:20If you say only one of these two teams can get in, Michigan or Provo, Dave, I'm going Michigan.

00:04:25Everyone knows where I'm going.

00:04:26All right, that's bullshit, then.

00:04:27I'll have to take the mantle.

00:04:28I'll be Provo Dan.

00:04:30Guy hates BYU.

00:04:31Yeah, I think BYU should be in over Michigan.

00:04:34Guy just hates Provo.

00:04:35But also, Alabama's going to be in the SEC championship.

00:04:38They're not getting kicked out.

00:04:40Yeah, it's going to be tough, Dave.

00:04:41Listen, I think they probably, if you beat number one Ohio State, they'll probably find a way to get you in.

00:04:45But it is, I brought that up more as a greater point of this week is very interesting because there are a lot of teams that can finish with two losses and there won't be enough spots.

00:04:57And, like, what happened last week was actually the worst thing that happened to some of these bubble teams where Oregon takes care of business against USC.

00:05:06All these other teams, like, it's going to be an interesting week.

00:05:10I don't know.

00:05:10I still don't even know if Michigan's going to the title game if we win.

00:05:15Can someone answer that?

00:05:17There's, like, a shitload of tiebreakers.

00:05:18Creates a big tie, yeah.

00:05:19Creates a big tie with Ohio State.

00:05:21I mean, it's not happening.

00:05:22Indiana.

00:05:23Yeah, Oregon.

00:05:23Well, I mean, we should at least.

00:05:26Not Indiana.

00:05:27We should have anything about it.

00:05:28Can we just say this?

00:05:29I have all the SEC tiebreakers.

00:05:31For the sake of this program and to move it along, I'm trying to get a couple days vacation in.

00:05:36Can we bar Ev from saying it's not happening?

00:05:40Because you can't say that.

00:05:42It happens every year and you say it every year.

00:05:44You can't say it this year, Ev.

00:05:46I'm saying it.

00:05:47Okay.

00:05:47We're going to win.

00:05:49But you're just wasting our time by saying it.

00:05:51No, it's just what's going to happen.

00:05:53Because when we do, then you're going to just disappear off the map.

00:05:56But you say that every year.

00:05:58Like, we do this every year and it blows up in your face.

00:06:00Like, you can just do this for eternity.

00:06:02Well, no, I mean, for a lot of you, we would beat the shit.

00:06:04You would either leave at a halftime or leave in the third quarter.

00:06:08We're not streaming.

00:06:09I was actually saying we're not going to beat you when you were beating us.

00:06:13No, you're not going to.

00:06:14We're going to Ann Arbor.

00:06:15We're going to beat you.

00:06:16That's going to happen.

00:06:17There's also this entire thing.

00:06:18Guys, make him stop.

00:06:19There's going to be a lot of videos that will probably come up during the show.

00:06:22Make him stop doing that, though.

00:06:24I can't make him stop.

00:06:25You have to know that it's at least a possibility after last year.

00:06:28Last year, there was no.

00:06:29Oh, no.

00:06:31This is why it was so stupid.

00:06:33This is why it's no good.

00:06:33But there's got to be at least a small part of you in your head that you're like,

00:06:37this could happen again.

00:06:39No, we're going to.

00:06:39All right, that's great.

00:06:40We learned our lessons.

00:06:41We learned our lessons.

00:06:42I'm not saying that.

00:06:43I would, if you put a gun to my head who's going to win this game,

00:06:46I'm going to take Ohio State outright.

00:06:48But if you can't, you're going to get hurt if you can't say that there's at least

00:06:54We did the unthinkable last year.

00:06:55We played stupid.

00:06:56100% confident.

00:06:570% nervous.

00:06:590%.

00:07:00No, I'm not nervous.

00:07:00That's crazy.

00:07:01We learned our lesson.

00:07:02That's crazy.

00:07:03You can be like 3% nervous.

00:07:04We had the worst game plan of all time.

00:07:06They didn't have a quarterback last year.

00:07:08And they beat you.

00:07:09They got one this year.

00:07:10And they're at home.

00:07:11Sort of have one.

00:07:12I can't make him.

00:07:14He's better than a quarterback that did last year.

00:07:16I'll give him that.

00:07:16It's even better than this.

00:07:17No, no, no.

00:07:17Hold on.

00:07:18To come in with that same slant.

00:07:19Hold on.

00:07:20By the way, if Michigan beats Ohio State, the Wolverines need either Washington or Purdue

00:07:24to pull off an upset to make the Big Ten Championship game.

00:07:26Purdue's obviously not going to beat Indiana.

00:07:28Washington would be your best chance to then get in.

00:07:30Dave.

00:07:31Who are they playing?

00:07:32Oregon.

00:07:34So you're not going to the Big Ten Championship game?

00:07:35Probably not going.

00:07:35I'd rather not go.

00:07:36I still think we're getting in.

00:07:37Yeah.

00:07:38Dave, you can't say he's being disingenuous when you brought up, does this game matter

00:07:43or not?

00:07:43And you're the only person that ever said this game didn't matter.

00:07:46It was you.

00:07:46You're the only guy.

00:07:47Ryan Day said we have to devalue the game.

00:07:49I asked Ohio State fans.

00:07:51They're in the mentions saying it actually doesn't.

00:07:54There's a lot of talk.

00:07:54But today on Wake Up Barstool, Olsen was saying it didn't matter.

00:07:58Olsen?

00:07:59Yeah.

00:08:00Greg Olsen.

00:08:00No, no, no.

00:08:01You got upset because he said, would you rather be Ohio State or Michigan?

00:08:03He said, Ohio State.

00:08:04You're like, oh, no.

00:08:05That's all I said.

00:08:06That's exactly.

00:08:07Boy, you were asleep.

00:08:09You were sleeping.

00:08:10You literally said you'd rather be Michigan last year than Ohio State, who won the national

00:08:14title.

00:08:14Okay.

00:08:15Correct.

00:08:15Yeah, he's a dumbass.

00:08:16This is the bigger picture with, Brandon, go ahead, rivalry week.

00:08:22Yes.

00:08:22Is that you always want to beat your rival, no matter what.

00:08:25It's always going to matter, whether you're going to be in the playoff or not.

00:08:27So, it does matter.

00:08:29And, Ev, I can't bar you from saying it's 100%, but it is crazy you're saying it's 100%.

00:08:34You've got to at least say you're 1% nervous, or these clips are going to live forever.

00:08:37Then call me crazy.

00:08:39I don't give a shit.

00:08:39I'm just doing the same exact thing that we're going to win.

00:08:41There's no chance.

00:08:42It's like, what?

00:08:43You can't say that every year, can you?

00:08:45If I were an Ohio State fan, last year would have changed me forever in terms of now it's

00:08:52like, hey, this is always on the table.

00:08:56So, again, I'd go in confident, but I wouldn't say 0%.

00:08:59No, listen, we did the unthinkable last year.

00:09:02We had the worst game plan of all time.

00:09:04I think Will Howard got concussed, and we fucked up.

00:09:06The offense was horrific.

00:09:08We played directly into their hand.

00:09:10I think everyone learned a lesson that day.

00:09:12I think they did.

00:09:13I think everyone did.

00:09:13That was an unthinkable mistake that can never happen again, and I really don't think it will.

00:09:18Well, we will get to that game in just a little bit.

00:09:20I'm sure we'll go back around this whole entire circle.

00:09:23But, Brandon, we're going to talk about the Egg Bowl first.

00:09:25Dave, tell us about the High Noon weekend preview.

00:09:27Yeah.

00:09:28High Noon.

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00:09:30I have it.

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00:09:55Okay, Brandon.

00:09:56Here we go.

00:09:56Main event.

00:09:57Yes, the main events.

00:09:58It is Friday at noon, so it's going to be, you know, prime time for all of us.

00:10:02Right after Thanksgiving, we're going to be eating Thanksgiving again.

00:10:05Ole Miss at Mississippi State.

00:10:06Ole Miss minus seven.

00:10:08The over under 63 and a half.

00:10:10The game, obviously, is going to mean a lot no matter what.

00:10:13We also just simply don't know what Lane Kiffin's doing.

00:10:15There's rumors he might not even coach this game.

00:10:17I think he's going to coach it.

00:10:18I still think he's staying at Ole Miss, but still, there's a lot in limbo with what's going

00:10:22on at Ole Miss.

00:10:22Brandon, take it away, sir.

00:10:24How do you feel about the Egg Bowl?

00:10:25Well, I'll say this.

00:10:26Listen, there's no way Lane Kiffin leaves Ole Miss.

00:10:29It's just all a dog and pony show.

00:10:31My Brandon Walker guarantee is that he is not leaving.

00:10:35However, if he were leaning towards leaving, if he were leaning towards going, my God, what

00:10:42a fantastic spot for the Mississippi State Bulldogs, who are five and six, fighting for

00:10:47a bowl game.

00:10:48They're fighting since the death of their coach.

00:10:49They're fighting to get back to respectability.

00:10:51And here it is.

00:10:52You've got your douchebag rivals in their greatest season ever.

00:10:55They can't even keep their damn coach, because he has to go to Baton Rouge or Gainesville

00:10:59to get a real job.

00:11:00And it's Mississippi State.

00:11:02It's Mississippi State all day long.

00:11:03Friday is going to be the best day to be a Mississippi State Bulldog in five years.

00:11:07It's going to be great.

00:11:07They're going to win the game.

00:11:08Outside of that national title, we won.

00:11:10Win the game.

00:11:11I'm asking you.

00:11:12We're going to win the game.

00:11:13Oh, okay.

00:11:13We're going to keep them out of the playoff.

00:11:14Okay.

00:11:14And their coach is going to leave.

00:11:16Yeah.

00:11:16And, Dan, you talked about all the two lost teams.

00:11:18I mean, Ole Miss getting that second loss.

00:11:20If they lose to Mississippi State and Lane potentially not even being there, the committee

00:11:23would probably find a way to leave them out.

00:11:24If that all happens.

00:11:25Although, would it not be, would you not love if Lane leaves and then Joe Judge, Mississippi

00:11:31State Bulldog, coaches Ole Miss in the playoffs and submarines them?

00:11:35Just punts on first down every single play?

00:11:38I thought about that.

00:11:39Imagine that?

00:11:39I thought about that as well.

00:11:40We might have people inside the building.

00:11:42We might have people inside the building.

00:11:43What a twist of fate if Joe Judge comes out for a playoff game and Ole Miss punts on every

00:11:48single first down.

00:11:49That would be so funny.

00:11:50All right.

00:11:50I want to take Mississippi State very badly in this game.

00:11:54I'll be rooting for Mississippi State.

00:11:55My only concern is we're taping this on Monday morning.

00:11:58I think Lane is gone.

00:11:59But if he does do a rah-rah, I'm still here, Leo DiCaprio,

00:12:04Wolf of Wall Street speech somewhere in the next couple of days, then I'd have to bet

00:12:09Ole Miss.

00:12:10That's the problem with this game.

00:12:12I feel like, and yes, you're right.

00:12:14I feel like if he were going to sign an extension and stay, he would have done it already.

00:12:19Agreed.

00:12:19That statement they did Friday where they said we'll have an announcement after the Egg Bowl.

00:12:22Agreed.

00:12:22Why on earth would you announce it after the Egg Bowl if he were staying?

00:12:25I don't think that he knows what he's doing.

00:12:27He knows what he's doing.

00:12:28I guarantee you, Lane Kiffin knows what he's doing right now.

00:12:31He's lying to people.

00:12:32He knows what he's doing.

00:12:33Yeah.

00:12:33I think he's leaving, but I'm just very nervous that, so I'm going to take Mississippi State.

00:12:38I'd leave.

00:12:39I'm going to take Mississippi State plus the points, but I wanted just a little asterisk

00:12:43saying that if he does the Leo, I'm still fucking here.

00:12:47I'm not fucking leaving speech.

00:12:48Between Monday morning and the kickoff of the Egg Bowl, I will be on Ole Miss.

00:12:52So if you're watching this Thursday.

00:12:54No, this is coming out Tuesday.

00:12:55Okay.

00:12:56Yeah, but if you're watching this Thursday for Thanksgiving and Lane Kiffin on Tuesday

00:13:02or Wednesday said, I'm staying, your pick is officially changing.

00:13:05My pick is officially changing.

00:13:06So that's really the only – but otherwise, I love Mississippi State because this is a lot

00:13:09of noise.

00:13:10This is a lot of bullshit.

00:13:11It's a rivalry game.

00:13:13Mississippi State's been in a lot of games.

00:13:15They obviously have tapered off a little down the stretch, but I think they're now, you know,

00:13:18in a bye week, they're building back up for this game and this game specifically.

00:13:222017, when Mullen left Mississippi State, we had to come to the Egg Bowl exactly like this.

00:13:26We were a lot better than them.

00:13:27We got beat.

00:13:28Mullen left.

00:13:29It's very hard to focus on a rivalry game when your coach is doing all this bullshit.

00:13:33Yeah, the Lane Kiffin sweepstakes is crazy right now.

00:13:35Dave, where do you land?

00:13:37Yeah, I – regardless of what Lane was doing, I like Mississippi State off the bye week to keep

00:13:43this game close.

00:13:43I will continue to say I don't get these schools – and Ole Miss, we've been there.

00:13:52It seems like a Ritchie-type school.

00:13:55I'm surprised they can't get the money to compete to keep Lane.

00:14:00If he's only leaving for money, what's he make at Ole Miss?

00:14:04Nine.

00:14:05They're offering him 13.

00:14:07Yeah, they're offering –

00:14:07I don't think it's only money.

00:14:09No, they're offering the same amount of money.

00:14:10He's just leaving for a better job.

00:14:11Yeah, I think LSU is just a better job.

00:14:13He's cowardly.

00:14:14I would agree with that.

00:14:15I don't like that.

00:14:17Like, you have a great thing going.

00:14:19Why can't he win at Ole Miss?

00:14:21He's sixth in the country.

00:14:22He's ranked high.

00:14:23If they're giving you the money just to bolt to go to another school, especially in the

00:14:28same conference, coward.

00:14:30You never spent time around Ole Miss people.

00:14:31No, I completely agree, Dave, because they're matching the money.

00:14:34They're matching the NIL funds, and that's the whole thing.

00:14:36And he has said –

00:14:37I fucking tell you, if he leaves with that offer, when you're offering the same money,

00:14:42the same NIL, I just say, hey, buddy, don't let the fucking door hit your ass on the

00:14:47way out.

00:14:48Get the fuck out of here.

00:14:49I won't let him coach this game.

00:14:50I won't let him coach.

00:14:52They probably, like we were saying, don't maybe know what he's doing, and that's why

00:14:55they can't.

00:14:55But any time you have a guy who has professed love, and he likes being there, and he hasn't

00:15:00won the big one, he hasn't won the SEC, and you're saying, we'll give you as much money,

00:15:05and I don't care.

00:15:05I've been to that campus.

00:15:06That's great campus, great facility.

00:15:08Fuck them.

00:15:09Hold on, though.

00:15:10He hasn't – like, yes, he's been incredible at Ole Miss, but correct me if I'm wrong,

00:15:15Brandon, he hasn't, like, been head over heels for Ole Miss as a school.

00:15:18I mean, he criticizes the student section and the fans not being out there.

00:15:22It's more his family.

00:15:23I think – I have no problem.

00:15:25He hates Ole Miss?

00:15:26No, I'm not saying he hates, but I'm not saying he's been – he hasn't been, like,

00:15:30head over heels.

00:15:31This is my dream job.

00:15:32I love this place.

00:15:33I – also, here's the thing.

00:15:35I like Lane Kiffin.

00:15:36I think Lane Kiffin is better for college football because he's a personality and something different.

00:15:40When you're Ole Miss, if you get in the Lane Kiffin business, you can't be surprised

00:15:44when he leaves.

00:15:45So that's not – to me, it's not, like, a shithead thing.

00:15:48It's like, this is the guy.

00:15:49He has jumped around.

00:15:50I can also hate his guts.

00:15:51Yeah, but I think LSU's a better job.

00:15:53And it's a – it's a – it's a – you know –

00:15:57Why is it a better job?

00:15:59Because –

00:15:59They have their own state.

00:16:00Yeah, they have their entire own state where kids grow up being like, I want to be an LSU team.

00:16:05I mean, Ole Miss kind of has their own state, too.

00:16:06They don't.

00:16:07They don't.

00:16:07No, that's Hale State, buddy.

00:16:09They don't.

00:16:10You – you can –

00:16:11Who are they competing against?

00:16:13Trust me, they don't.

00:16:14LSU has everything in that – they have the governor pulling for them.

00:16:18They have everything in that state trying to pull for them.

00:16:19That's because they have the state where that happens.

00:16:21Dave, I agree with you.

00:16:22If they knew for sure Lane Kiffin was leaving, I don't care if it's Ole Miss or anybody else.

00:16:27I would say get the fuck out.

00:16:28So, that's why I –

00:16:29What levers does Ole Miss have?

00:16:30What are they without Lane Kiffin?

00:16:31They're nothing without him.

00:16:32No, no.

00:16:33I'm saying that I wouldn't let him coach the Eggman.

00:16:34No, of course not.

00:16:35I wouldn't let him do it.

00:16:36Well, no, that's a – that's a no-brainer.

00:16:38Well, no, but so –

00:16:38You've got to let Joe judge.

00:16:39He's a full dog.

00:16:41He doesn't know what he's doing.

00:16:42But I'm saying that if it's a no-brainer and they're letting him coach him –

00:16:45again, we're recording this Monday morning.

00:16:47It comes out Tuesday.

00:16:48We don't know what's going to happen by Friday.

00:16:50But I truly believe that even if he knows deep down what he's doing,

00:16:53they do not know or they should not let him coach,

00:16:54which is why I'm going to take Ole Miss because I believe that they at least have a thought

00:16:58that he's going to stay.

00:16:59They're in the playoff hunt.

00:17:00By the way, regardless if it's Lane Kiffin or not,

00:17:02it would be crazy to leave a team that's squarely in the playoff race right now

00:17:06knowing that you're going to go to a team that has to rebuild the way that LSU would.

00:17:10I think –

00:17:10Yeah, these guys don't care.

00:17:12No, and also there's no rebuild.

00:17:13Say it rebuild in 20 minutes.

00:17:16Rebuilding takes a snap of phone calls.

00:17:18Yeah.

00:17:19Yeah.

00:17:19But you're in – whatever.

00:17:20He has never made the playoff before.

00:17:22And I mean, for all we know, half those players are coming with him.

00:17:26He can just take whoever he wants.

00:17:27And I'm not saying that it's going to be hard to rebuild at LSU.

00:17:30What I'm saying is coaches get into positions to be where he is right now,

00:17:33to get a team into the playoff.

00:17:35And I'm not saying that's the only reason he's not going to leave.

00:17:37But you do have to take those things into consideration.

00:17:38But he did it.

00:17:39I also –

00:17:40He did it.

00:17:40I also –

00:17:41I think it says something about, like, if he's going to leave right now,

00:17:45he probably knows that they have no chance of winning the title.

00:17:47Yeah.

00:17:48You don't leave a title team.

00:17:49All right.

00:17:49And LSU would have a chance of winning the title with him.

00:17:52I think he's staying.

00:17:53I could be completely wrong.

00:17:54I guarantee he's staying.

00:17:56Let me ask you this.

00:17:57When he was signed at Ole Miss, what was his stock then?

00:18:02It was bad.

00:18:03He went from FAU – I mean, it wasn't bad.

00:18:05Everyone thought he was a good coach.

00:18:07But he obviously had to go – you know, he went – remember he went Raiders,

00:18:10Tennessee, USC –

00:18:10Yeah, right.

00:18:11So, I guess my point is –

00:18:13Alabama, FAU, then Ole Miss.

00:18:15Yeah.

00:18:15So, FAU to Ole Miss is obviously a huge jump, right?

00:18:18FAU to an SEC job.

00:18:20And he turns them around.

00:18:21He does a great job.

00:18:22And I think if they're offering everything everybody else's – I'd like – and he's

00:18:27never – his nickname's ever been Lane Loyalty Kiffin.

00:18:31But I would like a degree of loyalty to the school, the big school that's like, all right,

00:18:37come on over.

00:18:37And I know that's naive of me.

00:18:39But, yeah, I don't like it.

00:18:41I didn't realize they were offering the same amount of money.

00:18:43And I – to me, stay there and get the job done there.

00:18:47Don't be with luxury.

00:18:47I don't know if it's exactly the same.

00:18:48I don't think they're offering the exact same.

00:18:50Liam, you know the number.

00:18:51It's pretty close.

00:18:52The number's like 13 a year.

00:18:54Then the NIL's not going to match what LSU are for.

00:18:57Right.

00:18:57That's the thing.

00:18:58The NIL is –

00:18:58But they're offering him like a big – I think they're offering him right around

00:19:0220 at Ole Miss, right?

00:19:03Or no?

00:19:03And by the way, who's to say LSU is telling the truth?

00:19:06They won't even pay Brian Kelly.

00:19:07They couldn't afford my quarterback.

00:19:09You can just find money wherever you want, though, when you need it and when you care most.

00:19:13Yeah, when it's Lane Kiffin, they can find it anywhere.

00:19:15Bryce Underwood, did they?

00:19:16It's all of a sudden – like a bunch of LSU people throughout the year,

00:19:20being like, oh, we don't have enough money.

00:19:21We don't have enough money.

00:19:22And now for Lane Kiffin, they're going to find that money,

00:19:24which is the way college football works.

00:19:25It always works that way.

00:19:26I have no problem with any of this.

00:19:27The game is a game.

00:19:28Yeah.

00:19:28Who cares?

00:19:29The game is a game.

00:19:29No, I completely agree.

00:19:30People get their feelings hurt about Lane Kiffin.

00:19:31It's like, what are you going to do?

00:19:33It's like –

00:19:33Fuck them all.

00:19:33Completely agree.

00:19:34I just wouldn't let him coach the Egg Bowl if I knew he was leaving.

00:19:36If I saw Ole Miss.

00:19:36The big boobs.

00:19:38Yeah.

00:19:38Oh, yeah.

00:19:40Yep.

00:19:41I always forget that Dave hates Ole Miss because of the –

00:19:43I hate Ole Miss.

00:19:44The big boobs, yeah, the fake boobs.

00:19:46Okay, Ev, who are you taking in this?

00:19:48Yeah, I mean, everyone's talking about –

00:19:49I could perfectly time bye week for them, distractions, all that.

00:19:52I'll take State at home with the points.

00:19:54Okay, let's go to another game in the SEC,

00:19:55another bubble team that's right on the conversation

00:19:58of the college football playoff.

00:19:59Vandy at Tennessee.

00:20:01Dan, Tennessee minus 2.5, the over-under at 64.5.

00:20:03A lot of noise around this Vandy team.

00:20:05If they can upset Tennessee, where that would put them in the playoff ranking,

00:20:08what do you think is going to happen?

00:20:09I'm going to –

00:20:10What do you think, Brandon?

00:20:11I'm going to cede my time to you.

00:20:12I kind of want to take Tennessee.

00:20:14I think this is – just visualize, right, the history of Vanderbilt and Tennessee.

00:20:21Nobody – this is Vanderbilt's one shining moment in history,

00:20:24and Tennessee has a chance to ruin it?

00:20:29I don't know.

00:20:30You don't – that didn't convince you?

00:20:31No, it didn't because I'm thinking about –

00:20:33Vanderbilt has never, ever, ever, ever been here before.

00:20:35Vandy is going to run the ball really well in this game.

00:20:38Tennessee's defense is not great.

00:20:40Although they played – I mean, they kicked the shit out of Florida.

00:20:42The first time they've won in the swamp in, like, 15 years.

00:20:45That was one of my worst flips ever.

00:20:47More than that, 20 years.

00:20:49I just can't picture Vanderbilt riding into the college football playoff

00:20:53after winning in Neyland Stadium.

00:20:54If this were in Nashville, yeah, but Tennessee is going to delight

00:20:58in ruining this season.

00:20:59They're going to delight in it.

00:21:01Can't you just look up, though, on Sunday after the conference championship week,

00:21:06and it's like we're going to have the Diego Pavia storyline in the playoff?

00:21:09Well, they're going to – they're going to – Diego Pavia,

00:21:11their mom's going to be celebrating either way.

00:21:14They're irregardless score celebrators.

00:21:17Which, by the way, I love it.

00:21:19I don't know, Dave, because the way I see it,

00:21:21I know everyone was going after Diego Pavia's mom.

00:21:24I feel like – like, you remember the old – the office quote,

00:21:28I wish I knew it was the good old days?

00:21:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:30What's the exact quote?

00:21:31I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days

00:21:33before you've already left them.

00:21:34They know they're in the good old days right this second,

00:21:37and they're enjoying the fuck out of it.

00:21:38Because he's not an NFL quarterback.

00:21:40They're like an old-school, like, Western family.

00:21:43They're just, like, crazy.

00:21:44Junk everywhere, brothers.

00:21:46Yeah.

00:21:47She's got the thigh-high boots on.

00:21:48Yeah.

00:21:49It's working.

00:21:49I love it.

00:21:50Who's those crazy, like, UFC family?

00:21:53The guy who only – he just fights in the center of the ring.

00:21:57He's on weed all the time.

00:21:58Skinny guy.

00:21:59Nate Diaz.

00:22:00Nate Diaz.

00:22:01Like, the Diaz, bro.

00:22:02Like, his brother – Pavia's brother was getting a fight in the stands.

00:22:06His mother's celebrating, like, fucking, like, Theo Vaughn.

00:22:09They're just going.

00:22:10Yeah.

00:22:11I love it.

00:22:12I would imagine, like, the Pavia's are –

00:22:14like, if you're a Pavia, you're like,

00:22:16hold all my calls for the next six months.

00:22:17Diego has, like, a semester left in school.

00:22:19Yeah.

00:22:19Blenny Balls is being spotted at dinner with them.

00:22:22It's –

00:22:22Yeah.

00:22:22I mean, they're on a wild ride.

00:22:24And, like I said, they celebrate regardless of the score.

00:22:29Yeah.

00:22:29Like, they've been losing games and throwing Heisman poses at people's faces.

00:22:33I've been on Vandy all season.

00:22:35The Tennessee game last week surprised me.

00:22:38But I'll ride with Pavia.

00:22:39I don't love the game.

00:22:40I can see them losing.

00:22:41But they're going to win, lose, or draw the Pavia's are celebrating this game.

00:22:45I'll tell you that.

00:22:46I love, like, just the chaos surrounding this team.

00:22:50The Pavia's.

00:22:50I love Diego Pavia's mom acting that way.

00:22:52She just simply doesn't care.

00:22:53I'm here for that.

00:22:54I do think that Vanderbilt wins this game and keeps it –

00:22:57everybody at the bottom of the playoff bubble right now,

00:23:00it's kind of a little bit of chaos.

00:23:01I think Vanderbilt will be in that conversation.

00:23:03Brandon, who are you going to pick?

00:23:04Tennessee minus two and a half.

00:23:05I'm going to go Tennessee as well.

00:23:06You want, by the way, if you're a college football fan,

00:23:09you absolutely 100 billion, zillion percent,

00:23:11unless you're competing versus the final spot,

00:23:14you want the Diego Pavia show in the playoffs.

00:23:17I agree with that completely.

00:23:17I just think that Tennessee, their offense –

00:23:21I don't – Vandy's offense in a game where it's like a shootout,

00:23:25I don't trust as much.

00:23:27Yeah.

00:23:27And Tennessee's defense has not looked good all year.

00:23:29I know last week they looked good,

00:23:30but, I mean, Florida's just in complete disarray.

00:23:32They're just down tremendously.

00:23:34I just – I think that Diego Pavia is going to get it done.

00:23:36Ev, what do you think?

00:23:37I know you're –

00:23:37Diego Pavia plus money system play.

00:23:41Don't fight it.

00:23:42I almost, for a guy like him with the ice block chip he has on his shoulder,

00:23:46I almost think it's better on the road.

00:23:48Like, I think he thrives in that kind of moment.

00:23:50Like, I understand they didn't get it done against Alabama.

00:23:53He didn't have a great game.

00:23:54But, I mean, he's consistently just been really, really good.

00:23:56He didn't suck that dick, though, before the game.

00:23:57He grabbed his crotch to the crowd.

00:24:00I mean, but that's part of the Diego Pavia experience.

00:24:03Like you said, win, lose, or draw.

00:24:04Like you said, his whole family quit their fucking jobs to just celebrate

00:24:08because he's making millions this semester.

00:24:09It's awesome.

00:24:10It's awesome.

00:24:10And I think if they win this game, they're going to be a team that's going to be

00:24:13a very, very interesting conversation because they've been kind of on the

00:24:15outside since the Bama game.

00:24:17But they're going to have two losses, and this is another, like, solid win they could grab.

00:24:21I don't know.

00:24:22Throwing their hat in the ring of all this mosh of, like, two lost teams will be incredible.

00:24:28And like you said, I think you want Pavia in there.

00:24:29I do think this is sort of, like Brandon was saying, anybody else in the SEC,

00:24:35like, this is such a game in-state that, like, Tennessee is going to be wide awake for them.

00:24:41Not that they can't beat them, but you would have almost felt better against a team that

00:24:47had the same record talent with Tennessee but didn't have, like, their reputation on the line,

00:24:53their state reputation.

00:24:55Yeah, for Missouri or something like that.

00:24:56I don't know, Dave, if you agree with this, but I was saying the other day, like,

00:25:01I'm getting a little older, so it's like, you know, face recognition on all these guys.

00:25:06Diego Pavia, Steve Will Do It, Theo Vaughn, Cam Scadaboo, all the same guy to me.

00:25:11And Glennie Balls is in the background of every single picture.

00:25:15That's just, like, you should just fucking flip them on in and out.

00:25:20That's actually the brummer.

00:25:21If, like, Glennie is in your circle, you're the same person.

00:25:24Yeah, right, right.

00:25:25Like, why are you at dinner with Glennie?

00:25:27I haven't gone out with Glennie.

00:25:28I knew Glennie, like, I don't think I had dinner with him once.

00:25:31He's out having dinner with these people.

00:25:33It's crazy.

00:25:34The video where Diego's just acting up and then he pans and it's Theo Vaughn,

00:25:37and just, like, really quick, you see that big-ass smile of Glennie.

00:25:40It's just, it's perfect.

00:25:41Wearing Balls beachwear.

00:25:44It's cold out.

00:25:45Okay, let's go to the one that I know I'm going to have to probably argue with Brandon about.

00:25:49Number, or I guess, A&M at Texas.

00:25:52A&M minus two and a half.

00:25:53The over-under 51 and a half in Austin Friday night, 730.

00:25:57Dave, I will start with you.

00:25:58I know you've been high on A&M this season.

00:26:00Texas, you know, they played Arkansas last week.

00:26:03Arch looked very good.

00:26:05Arkansas is not a good team.

00:26:06Doesn't matter.

00:26:06Arch finally looks like he's putting it all together.

00:26:08How do you feel about this game?

00:26:09Yeah, I like A&M, Casey.

00:26:10You're in a similar boat, I guess, to, like, Ohio State in a way.

00:26:14Like, you're in.

00:26:16Yes.

00:26:17Does this game.

00:26:18You are maybe a little different.

00:26:20Like, you guys have this inferiority complex with Texas.

00:26:24You've had it on this show since we've started.

00:26:26Do you really, like, if you lose this game, I don't, Texas is not in either way to me.

00:26:31And so, like, what is this game for besides pride?

00:26:34I like A&M, but do you really, how bad does this loss hurt if it happens?

00:26:39I said this on Unnecessary Roughness.

00:26:41I 100% care about this game so much.

00:26:43I know it's 99% we're going to be in the playoff.

00:26:46If we lose this game and other things happen, we might not even play in the SEC championship.

00:26:49But losing to Texas when you are 11-0 absolutely fucking matters.

00:26:53Like, that puts a bad mark on the season, especially if you don't go win the national title.

00:26:58So, yeah, I absolutely care.

00:26:59And I know a lot of people want to make the argument, well, the 12-team playoff, it takes away from this rivalry.

00:27:04When you grow up as an Aggie fan, which we have had that complex, the little brother complex,

00:27:08regardless if people want to admit it or not, losing to fucking Texas would suck.

00:27:11Yeah.

00:27:12Absolutely that's going to suck.

00:27:13Well, and also, it's a little different, too, Dave, because Texas A&M has never played in the SEC championship game,

00:27:17and they want to go play there.

00:27:18So, like, that's something that, you know, you don't have with a Michigan-Ohio state.

00:27:22Not that that's not a huge game, but there is that carrot there that Texas A&M has never been to the SEC championship.

00:27:28Yeah.

00:27:28Yeah, I mean, I think that's bad for them.

00:27:33Like, if you're looking at it, you start getting into, it's like the basketball thing again.

00:27:38Like, are you going all out in the tournament?

00:27:39Because, to me, like, an A&M, what do you, yes, cool, never been to the SEC championship,

00:27:45but do you actually want to play in it this year?

00:27:47I want it.

00:27:48Yeah, I know.

00:27:48When you've never won one, you absolutely do.

00:27:50I mean, we haven't won a conference title since 1998 in the Big 12.

00:27:53And, I mean, the joke is, you know, it's A&M's always 8-4.

00:27:56A&M could also make Texas 8-4 this year.

00:27:58This game is everything, even knowing the playoffs is coming up, because you do want to win a championship.

00:28:03So, I mean, I'm obviously going to take A&M.

00:28:05I think A&M's going to win this game.

00:28:06But the whole, like, it doesn't matter because you're in the playoff thing, like, throw that out the fucking window.

00:28:10Every Aggie I know absolutely cares about this game.

00:28:12Every Texas fan, even knowing that A&M is going to go into it, this game matters in its own bubble,

00:28:18especially because we just started playing again.

00:28:19Yes, it matters.

00:28:20And if A&M loses, I will cry my eyes out, even though we're going to the playoff.

00:28:24Brandon, what do you think?

00:28:25I think both offenses will move the ball.

00:28:27I'm going to go over 51-1⁄2.

00:28:29Same.

00:28:30I like the over.

00:28:30You're not going to pick a –

00:28:31I'm going to go over 51-1⁄2.

00:28:32I lean Texas A&M.

00:28:33That's a legal pick.

00:28:34No, I know, but last time we recorded, you said you had something for me on Monday, and I assumed –

00:28:38I don't have anything for you.

00:28:39You asked me about the game.

00:28:40I said over 51-1⁄2.

00:28:41Okay, I'll take that.

00:28:42I might have more in a segment later on in this show.

00:28:46Lovely.

00:28:47Okay, Dan, you're taking the over as well?

00:28:48Yeah, I lean A&M, but I do think, like Dave said, there's a lot of pressure on Texas A&M in this.

00:28:54Tons, tons.

00:28:55Texas can play kind of free.

00:28:56And it being in Austin as well.

00:28:58Ev, who are you taking?

00:28:59Yeah, it's tough.

00:29:00Like A&M's had a bunch of these small spreads this year, but they've delivered on them every time.

00:29:05Yeah, I'll take A&M in the over.

00:29:07I think I just trust them a little more.

00:29:09I'm so nervous.

00:29:11About what?

00:29:12This game.

00:29:12Okay.

00:29:13I mean, we're going to win.

00:29:15Good luck.

00:29:16See, don't do that.

00:29:17Don't do that.

00:29:18Don't do that.

00:29:18That's fine.

00:29:19No, that was patronizing.

00:29:21It was patronizing.

00:29:21Let's go to the Iron Bowl.

00:29:22Alabama at Auburn.

00:29:23Alabama minus five and a half.

00:29:25The over under at 48 and a half.

00:29:27This is Saturday night.

00:29:29Brandon, Alabama right there in the playoff conversation, too, obviously, at nine and two.

00:29:33Auburn five and six.

00:29:34They've got really nothing to play for, which makes this very scary for Alabama.

00:29:39Now, here's a team that better be nervous.

00:29:41Here's the team.

00:29:42If I were circling the teams that could really have their season ruined, it is Alabama.

00:29:46And you say Auburn has nothing to play for.

00:29:48They could ruin Alabama's whole season right here.

00:29:52They could put Alabama's coach on the hot seat right here, right now.

00:29:57Last week, they started a freshman quarterback.

00:29:58He had four rushing touchdowns.

00:30:00Deuce Knight was electric.

00:30:01All they've looked for is offensive punch all year because their defense is good.

00:30:06Fair enough.

00:30:07Their defense is good enough to win games.

00:30:09And they've had Georgia beat.

00:30:11They've had five teams beat, and they find a way to lose.

00:30:15And now, they've got Alabama coming in.

00:30:18Alabama, what did they look like in their losses?

00:30:20Soft.

00:30:20Oklahoma beat them up.

00:30:22Florida State beat them up.

00:30:23And Auburn is good enough defensively to beat them up.

00:30:25Auburn wins the Iron Bowl.

00:30:27Dan?

00:30:28Yeah.

00:30:28I like Auburn as well.

00:30:30This is a dangerous, dangerous game for Alabama.

00:30:32And we know this rivalry.

00:30:35Like, the underdog is always live.

00:30:37So, I'll take Auburn as well.

00:30:38Dave?

00:30:39Yeah, Brandon, talk me into this one.

00:30:41I'm taking Auburn as well.

00:30:42And, I mean, I think it's good.

00:30:45So, if Bama wins, they play what?

00:30:48A&M most likely in the SEC championship?

00:30:51Yeah, so, all Alabama has to do is win this game.

00:30:53They don't need anything else to happen.

00:30:54A&M the same way.

00:30:55So, they would play in the SEC championship.

00:30:57If A&M loses, then it would probably be Georgia versus Alabama.

00:31:01Unless Mississippi State beats Ole Miss.

00:31:04Got it.

00:31:04Yeah, I'm going to take Auburn here.

00:31:07I don't want Alabama either.

00:31:09I don't think they deserve to be in playoffs.

00:31:11I'd like to see them out.

00:31:12Yeah, so, I'm going to take Auburn as well.

00:31:14I don't love it for the graphic.

00:31:16But, yeah, I mean, everything Brandon just said, this is one of those things.

00:31:18And when you look at this Kalen DeBoer team, and they look good when they want to,

00:31:22but they just don't have that mental toughness.

00:31:23And if Auburn does score on them quickly or it's close,

00:31:26I think that Auburn can keep this within it.

00:31:29And, I mean, just for the SEC title scenarios, you know,

00:31:32this Auburn beating Alabama would cause a whole bunch of different things

00:31:35to potentially happen.

00:31:36And it feels like that's just the chaos of the SEC this year.

00:31:39Ev, who are you taking?

00:31:40Yeah, I can't quit Auburn.

00:31:41I'm fully prepared for them to have a three-point lead in the fourth quarter

00:31:43and lose by seven.

00:31:44That's what they've done to me all year long.

00:31:47Their defense is incredible.

00:31:49Their offense leaves a lot to be desired.

00:31:52But, yeah, I mean, they're at home.

00:31:54They have the better defense.

00:31:55Give me Auburn.

00:31:56Yeah, and the Iron Bowl always presents some crazy shit when things like this

00:31:59are on the line.

00:32:00So, quite a game in Auburn on Saturday.

00:32:03And, all right, guys, I know we did this off the top of the show.

00:32:06We do it every single show, and we've done it for, like, eight or nine years.

00:32:08It is time to talk about the game in Ann Arbor.

00:32:12Ohio State minus 10.5, the over-under 44.5.

00:32:15Dave, you'll be there with Big Noon Kickoff.

00:32:17Yeah, and I'd like to invite Fat Boy to stream the game.

00:32:21Well, we got this house next to us, so we've had it, and I don't...

00:32:28I'm like those old marine commercials.

00:32:31We don't run away from the fire.

00:32:34We run into it.

00:32:36So, Ev, come.

00:32:38I got the show, and then we'll walk over.

00:32:41We got that house.

00:32:42We'll plop down.

00:32:44We'll watch this game together.

00:32:47Question.

00:32:47Yes, Dan?

00:32:48Is Tate invited?

00:32:50No.

00:32:51He'll be at the game.

00:32:56No, I don't like him.

00:32:59I told him that I texted with Dave about the high school game he went to on Friday night in Cincinnati,

00:33:05and one person out of the thousands that he met said, where's Tate?

00:33:08And he said he wanted to puke.

00:33:10True.

00:33:12No, that was going to be my question, because last week on the show I said, you know,

00:33:15are you guys going to stream it together, because you guys didn't last year.

00:33:17So, Ev, are you accepting the invite?

00:33:19Yeah, of course.

00:33:20So, it's just going to be the two of you sitting in that house.

00:33:22I told Dave earlier in the week.

00:33:24He texted me.

00:33:25I said, you said, you need me there.

00:33:26I'll be there.

00:33:26Done.

00:33:28Man versus man.

00:33:30Just we'll watch this game.

00:33:32Obviously, the house is a little bit tricky because you hear the noise, but we had the house already.

00:33:38So, yeah, let's get this thing on, Ev.

00:33:43I'm ready.

00:33:44I'm ready.

00:33:45It's going to be that much sweeter and then over.

00:33:46I can't wait.

00:33:47I'm excited.

00:33:48There's something also I wish you guys could see.

00:33:50It says Yak Zoom.

00:33:51I'm looking.

00:33:52You guys just disappeared.

00:33:54Like, there's nobody in the seats anymore.

00:33:56It's just an empty set I'm looking at.

00:33:58We're here.

00:33:59We're here.

00:34:00We are here.

00:34:01A thousand percent.

00:34:01So, I mean, I can hear you, so I'm all, it's like some magic trick or something.

00:34:05As far as the game, listen, year after year after year after year.

00:34:14And that's no exaggeration.

00:34:15I'm literally saying year after year after year after year.

00:34:20We go in and we brutalize this team.

00:34:23In sports, you have teams that just have mental blocks versus the other.

00:34:26They see us walking down the street.

00:34:28They cross the street.

00:34:29You have Jack Sawyer crying.

00:34:31Literally crying.

00:34:32I'm sick of them putting a flag in our stand.

00:34:35That stare that Ryan Day had after we beat him last year.

00:34:38That's like a horror movie when you just witness your entire family get murdered.

00:34:42And you're like on a different planet, zonked out.

00:34:45I saw an interview with him this week.

00:34:47His voice cracked.

00:34:49He's like, well, we got the plan.

00:34:50So, there's something in the water with these two teams.

00:34:53On paper, Ohio State's the better team.

00:34:55They've been perfect.

00:34:56They haven't been challenged.

00:34:57They haven't had an ounce of game pressure.

00:34:59All of this, if we get this game close at halftime, we're winning in the game third quarter.

00:35:06This team is going to crack.

00:35:08They're going to fold.

00:35:09They're going to tighten up.

00:35:10And we will beat them.

00:35:12And we will be in the playoffs.

00:35:13I honestly believe Michigan's going to win this game.

00:35:16I'm going to let Ev go last.

00:35:17So, Dan, where do you land on this?

00:35:18Yeah, I'm going to take Michigan in the points just similar to the Auburn-Alabama game.

00:35:23Like, take the rivalry teams.

00:35:24Take the underdogs in rivalry week because Dave obviously has the bravado, but he's not wrong in the fact that Ohio State has not played in a tight game yet.

00:35:35And if they do get a little game pressure on them, I think this is going to be like a, you know, field goal touchdown game.

00:35:42Brandon?

00:35:42And I don't even think it has to be that much pressure.

00:35:44I think a 7-0 Michigan lead absolutely paralyzes Ohio State and Ryan Day.

00:35:49Ohio State wins the football game, but they do not do it by more than 10 and a half points.

00:35:53That's where I land, too, especially because it's in Ann Arbor.

00:35:55And, you know, Ohio State not having been tested isn't necessarily, like, the end-all be-all, but, you know, if Michigan gets up, we've seen what happens.

00:36:02And, Ev, I mean, Ohio State's the better football team.

00:36:05We know that.

00:36:05They do have a – Michigan does have a quarterback that can score.

00:36:08Bryce Underwood looks pretty good.

00:36:09I know where you're going to go with this, but go ahead.

00:36:13Go ahead.

00:36:14No, listen, like, I haven't ran from last year.

00:36:16Like, last year happened.

00:36:17It was an unthinkable mistake, but I think it was going to be a lesson in a building block moving forward.

00:36:21Like, I think a monster was created in that moment.

00:36:23We haven't lost a game since when an incredible run won the national title.

00:36:28Yeah, I think we go in there and dominate.

00:36:30This defense is relentless, just lethal on all levels.

00:36:34Michigan's defense is not as good as it was last year or the last few years.

00:36:37Like, I think we have a better quarterback.

00:36:39I mean, the receivers on there are incredible.

00:36:41The run game's been a lot better, too.

00:36:43Like, that's gotten going.

00:36:44I really like us in this game.

00:36:46Like I said, I think Day learned a lesson last year.

00:36:49I think he's been held accountable for it.

00:36:50I think he's become a better coach from it.

00:36:52I think he knows not to make the mistake of trying to do this, like, oh, bravado.

00:36:57Like, play your game.

00:36:58Do what you do and beat the shit out of him.

00:37:00It doesn't matter.

00:37:01You don't have to run the ball up the middle to, like, prove you're just win the fucking game and win it dominantly.

00:37:07That's what Urban always did with speed.

00:37:09That's what we're going to do.

00:37:10We are going to dominate them with our defense and with our high-flying offense, with a great quarterback, great receivers, and a great offensive line.

00:37:17That's what's going to happen.

00:37:18Switch me to Ohio State minus 10 and a half.

00:37:20Yeah?

00:37:20Yeah, I like that.

00:37:22Yeah, he's right.

00:37:23He learned a lesson.

00:37:23He did.

00:37:24He learned his lesson.

00:37:26He learned his lesson.

00:37:27They haven't played anybody.

00:37:27What are we talking about?

00:37:28I'm going into the Yaks Zoom right now.

00:37:30What is going on?

00:37:32So, Brandon, that convinced you.

00:37:35Last year, Ryan Day, the one point he made that is exactly right.

00:37:39Ryan Day kind of did learn.

00:37:40He tried to beat Michigan by out-toughing them and played into their game and played away from his game.

00:37:46And as soon as they got to the playoff, they went back to Ohio State and they were stretching the field with the great receivers.

00:37:51Why have a five-star receiver on both sides if you're just going to run it up the middle every time?

00:37:55And I think he's going to coach that way this game.

00:37:58And they can't run like they could last year.

00:37:59And this defense is elite, probably the best defense in the country, freshman quarterback on the other side with a bad offensive coach, Ohio State minus 10.5.

00:38:07Let me, in all fair points, but Michigan has been improving steadily.

00:38:15And they probably played their best.

00:38:16Two weeks ago, they beat Northwestern on the last second field goal.

00:38:19Yeah.

00:38:20Do you know how good you have to be, Brandon Walker?

00:38:21And I'm not just saying this as a euphemism to lose the turnover battle five to nothing and still win the game.

00:38:30You have to be pretty damn good.

00:38:31Most teams are going to lose that football game.

00:38:34They still found a way to win.

00:38:35The field goal kicker is the only thing that really is a little weird.

00:38:39He was an All-American last year.

00:38:40He hasn't had a good year, missed one last week.

00:38:42They put their best game together against Maryland.

00:38:45So, yes, you can say Ohio State's defense is better.

00:38:47Maybe they haven't played anybody.

00:38:49I think the quarterback's much better.

00:38:51Fine.

00:38:51But the team that went in there last year into Columbus was horrific.

00:38:57We could not throw a forward pass.

00:39:00It's night and day to what they're going to see.

00:39:02And they're opening it up the last couple weeks.

00:39:05And I'm telling you, this kid Marsh, he's come out of nowhere.

00:39:09Now we have a legit one-two punch on offense wide receivers and the quarterback's starting to throw it.

00:39:14Yes, Ohio State may be better.

00:39:16Michigan is much better than they were last year at this point.

00:39:20We've beaten every team we should have beat, two losses, you can say acceptable losses, at Oklahoma, at USC, way earlier in the season.

00:39:29The team is playing pretty well.

00:39:31And, again, the mental edge in this rivalry, not even close.

00:39:35Ryan Day this, Ryan Day that.

00:39:37Ryan Day hasn't beaten Michigan.

00:39:39And if you think suddenly Superman because he can beat these other teams, you're out of your mind.

00:39:44I love Michigan here.

00:39:45Liam, I know you've been very high on Ohio State, but can you also agree with Dave that this is a better Michigan team than last year?

00:39:52I mean, yeah, I think you'd be foolish not to agree with that.

00:39:56My thoughts on this game, Michigan obviously has the mental edge.

00:40:01I do think that this is a statement win for Ohio State.

00:40:07Is it fair to say statement?

00:40:08Like, I think Ohio State wins by 14-17 plus.

00:40:11I think Ohio State really asserts their will.

00:40:13Well, Brandon nailed it on the head.

00:40:15Freshman quarterback.

00:40:16I think Underwood does make multiple turnovers in this game.

00:40:20Ohio State's defense is the best in the country.

00:40:23Who've they played?

00:40:24I mean, they've played what's on their schedule.

00:40:28That's the cliche way to go about it, right?

00:40:30They've played who's on their schedule, and they've looked really good.

00:40:33That's going to hurt them in this game because they've had no, and maybe it'll help them in the playoffs.

00:40:38Maybe, like it did last year, but, you know, they haven't – I know guys who are weak mentally, and everything about – and this is on our airwaves, so hopefully we don't get in trouble.

00:40:51Everything about Ohio State is weak.

00:40:54They are weak mentally.

00:40:56They're watching everything that's said about them.

00:40:58Ryan Day sees ghosts.

00:40:59This team is not ready for big game pressure, and there will be no big game – the only thing that they can say is devalue the game, don't matter, we don't lose.

00:41:07But if they won't really deep down, like we have to beat Michigan, they won't do it because they can't handle pressure.

00:41:12Yeah, I don't even agree – like, I don't disagree with that at all.

00:41:15I don't – like, Ryan Day is a coward.

00:41:18Yes.

00:41:19He straight up is.

00:41:20I just think – I've thought this way for, what, two, three months now.

00:41:23I think Ohio State is by far the best team in the country.

00:41:26I think that they are going to walk to a national championship.

00:41:29I think Michigan's just another victim this year.

00:41:33Okay.

00:41:34All right.

00:41:35I'm sure this game will come up again.

00:41:36Julian Sayan, I'm interested to see.

00:41:37I've said – I gave him his flowers.

00:41:39I think he's great.

00:41:41We'll see what happens when he has to make plays.

00:41:43He's going to have to make plays, and maybe he does.

00:41:46We'll see.

00:41:47We will see, and you guys will be at the house outside of the big house, which will be electric, I'm sure.

00:41:52All right, let's go to the DraftKings Dark Horse host parlay.

00:41:54Brandon, say it.

00:41:56Rivalry Week.

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00:41:57This is a little bit of a read, so bear with me.

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00:42:37All right, Dave, your dark horse pick this week.

00:42:40Credit to you for reading pot.

00:42:41Michigan.

00:42:42What did I – what did I –

00:42:43You read pot in instead of opt in, but that's what they wrote.

00:42:46Credit to you for just being a pro.

00:42:46That was just – you know what?

00:42:47That was totally Ron Burgundy of me.

00:42:49Yeah.

00:42:49After you opt in.

00:42:51Sorry, Dave.

00:42:54Go ahead.

00:42:55I already did.

00:42:56Michigan.

00:42:57Oh.

00:42:58Michigan.

00:42:59Okay, Ev.

00:43:00Vandy, Pauvin with the points.

00:43:02System play.

00:43:04So, I'm a little bit confused here because on this sheet it says, Brandon, you're in this, but on there you're not.

00:43:11So, I'm not 100% sure what the actual parlay is.

00:43:15What are we doing, guys?

00:43:19Just fine.

00:43:19Roll with Dave and Michigan.

00:43:20Roll with Dave and Michigan.

00:43:21Okay, then Dave – oh, they said no Dave, but –

00:43:23Okay.

00:43:24Okay.

00:43:24Okay, so, Brandon, what's your pick?

00:43:25Just put both next to Dave.

00:43:26Well, I think Dave is – plus, Dave's just being a homer, just picking his own team.

00:43:30I think that's crazy.

00:43:31What are you picking?

00:43:32Mississippi State Moneyline.

00:43:33Okay.

00:43:34Can – you guys are just going to make us pick your teams?

00:43:38Yeah, I thought about it.

00:43:40I picked Wisconsin last week, Dan.

00:43:42Well, no, I'm doing an unbiased pick.

00:43:44I have Wisconsin this week.

00:43:46Okay, yeah.

00:43:47Raise your hand just real quick in this room.

00:43:49Raise your hand if your team is 2-0 at home in the month of November against two ranked teams.

00:43:56You guys are looking good, Dan.

00:43:58Listen, if the college football playoff had any ounce of, you know, like, who should we put in the best teams,

00:44:05Wisconsin would be in the playoff.

00:44:06The hottest team.

00:44:07They're playing the best football.

00:44:09They dominated Illinois.

00:44:12Dominated Illinois.

00:44:13I do really like the homer picks, and I would take mine if we were an underdog.

00:44:18But I'm going to take Clemson, plus 2.5 against South Carolina.

00:44:22Clemson's just been so bad this year, but there's just something about that game to me.

00:44:25Then South Carolina's gotten beaten down.

00:44:27I'm going to take Clemson, plus 2.5.

00:44:29There they are.

00:44:29That's the dark horse parlay on the DraftKings Sportsbook.

00:44:32So make sure you opt in, Brandon, for –

00:44:34Rivalry week.

00:44:36Excuse me.

00:44:37For the profit boost tokens.

00:44:38Wasn't ready for that one.

00:44:39Yeah, sorry about that.

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00:45:05Dave, what is your receipt?

00:45:07My Venmo receipt is from last year, right about this time, where Fatboy and Ohio's Tate declared the season over and saying it didn't matter if they won a national championship.

00:45:20I believe we have the clip.

00:45:21Do we have it?

00:45:22I'd like to see this.

00:45:24I'd like to see it, too.

00:45:25Yeah, we've got to see this.

00:45:26Well, you only can see the Yak Zoom.

00:45:29Can you see us, Dave?

00:45:29No, I'm back.

00:45:30You guys came back.

00:45:31Do we have a video to roll for Dave?

00:45:33They don't have one for you, apparently.

00:45:35Maybe because it didn't happen.

00:45:40Oh, no.

00:45:40Is it not real?

00:45:41Now he's going to...

00:45:42Is it not real, Dave?

00:45:43I know for sure.

00:45:44I certainly never said the title did not matter.

00:45:46I don't know.

00:45:47I was just told they do not have an asset.

00:45:48I definitely said my points about Dave and being, like, disgusted and wanting him out.

00:45:51I definitely own up to that.

00:45:53I never one time said that it wouldn't matter if we won the national title.

00:45:57All right, here we go.

00:46:00I'll never recover from this.

00:46:03I just, I want to die.

00:46:05It's the worst moment of my life.

00:46:10You got to fire Ryan Day.

00:46:12Fire Ryan Day yesterday.

00:46:15You can't lose four times in a row.

00:46:18I got to dig up Ohio Tate in the car saying playoffs don't matter, too.

00:46:22Get those clips.

00:46:23I give the thing.

00:46:24I expect the clips to be ready.

00:46:26That's fair.

00:46:27That's fair.

00:46:28Do you have a rebuttal for that?

00:46:29Well, no, I mean, like I said, I said the day stuff 100% because he was disgusting in that game, game plan, everything after the game.

00:46:36Of course you did.

00:46:37He was disgusting.

00:46:38But I never said the title didn't matter.

00:46:40Winning an ass championship always matters.

00:46:42The same way this rivalry game always matters.

00:46:44You're like, no, it won't because they're always going to be like, well, Michigan beat us and you guys were just lamenting it.

00:46:51No, I think Tate might have said that.

00:46:52I never said that.

00:46:53I never said anything about the national title.

00:46:56I said a lot of stuff about Ryan Day.

00:46:58A lot about Ryan Day for certain.

00:47:00Yeah, and I get blamed for it.

00:47:01I get blamed for it.

00:47:04Ohio Tate wanted to burn his house down.

00:47:06Listen, I heard about the thing with his kids in school and I backed off because I was like, I feel bad.

00:47:12The guy's got a family.

00:47:13I understand that.

00:47:15If you lose this game, Ev, are you going to say fire Ryan Day again?

00:47:20Maybe.

00:47:22But no.

00:47:23I do remember you saying on the podcast that if they won the national title that you would excuse it.

00:47:29I do remember that.

00:47:30I said he had to win it to get back in my good graces and he did it.

00:47:34Here we are with it.

00:47:36Me and Ryan Day were in a great spot.

00:47:38Ryan Day, they hate me, probably.

00:47:40He might.

00:47:41It seems like he hates everybody.

00:47:42He definitely might.

00:47:43I have no idea.

00:47:44His kid follows me on Twitter, actually, but I'm not.

00:47:46Yeah, write a report to him and then they're like, Dave said it.

00:47:50He might hate me.

00:47:51He might hate me.

00:47:52I have no idea.

00:47:53That I get blamed.

00:47:54Don't yawn at me, Brandon Walker.

00:47:56This is the craziest thing that goes on.

00:47:58I get blamed for the hate to Ohio State.

00:48:01It was Ohio State fans who were the brutal ones.

00:48:04It wasn't Michigan.

00:48:05I was saying extend him.

00:48:06I was being a nice guy.

00:48:08He does pay closer attention.

00:48:10I mean, the fact that I still never forget.

00:48:11Hold on.

00:48:12Hold on.

00:48:13Don't let him say I was saying extend him.

00:48:17I was being a nice guy.

00:48:18You weren't saying extend Ryan Day because you're looking out for his fucking family.

00:48:22Well, he did fly the flag.

00:48:24In what world is saying extend the coach not a compliment to the coach?

00:48:30Because look at that fucking smile on your face right now.

00:48:32You were saying it because you kept beating him.

00:48:34Job security.

00:48:35You want more money in Ryan's pocket, though?

00:48:37Yeah.

00:48:37That is kind of nice and generous.

00:48:38What are you doing?

00:48:39That is, though.

00:48:40Very nice as you did.

00:48:41That's very nice.

00:48:42Thank you, Dan.

00:48:43It's the bootlickers over here.

00:48:45They're everywhere.

00:48:46Yeah.

00:48:46They're everywhere.

00:48:47Even their friends, people, the foes.

00:48:48They're all bootlickers around here.

00:48:50I will say that Ev did say that last year.

00:48:53But Ryan Day does seem to pay far more attention to things that are said at Barstool Sports than maybe any other coach in the world.

00:48:59He pays attention to everything.

00:49:00Well, yeah.

00:49:00I mean, he went after Lou Holtz, you know, a couple years ago famously.

00:49:04He's a loser.

00:49:04He does have –

00:49:05The national champion is what he is.

00:49:07A winner.

00:49:07A little bit of –

00:49:08National champion.

00:49:09To cringe, cliché term, I do think that we have a little bit of –

00:49:13He attacked Lou Holtz.

00:49:14Lou Holtz is like 90.

00:49:15Lou Holtz attacked him first.

00:49:17Lou Holtz –

00:49:18Unprovoked took a shot.

00:49:20And then Day took a shot back.

00:49:22And the people were like, oh, why would you do that?

00:49:24He unprovoked, talked shit about him.

00:49:26And then he said, hey, Lou Holtz, I just kicked your ass in your field.

00:49:29Fuck you.

00:49:30Yeah, but Lou Holtz was asleep and also like you just –

00:49:32So wake up then, old fuck.

00:49:33Wake up.

00:49:34You beat Notre Dame.

00:49:35Don't talk shit.

00:49:35You don't talk about Lou Holtz.

00:49:37Like if they beat –

00:49:38Fuck Lou Holtz.

00:49:38If Ohio State beats Michigan in Ann Arbor and he went up to the cameras

00:49:44and was like, fuck Dave Portnoy, that would look really sad.

00:49:47That's basically what he did with Lou Holtz.

00:49:48That would be awesome.

00:49:48That would be kind of funny.

00:49:49That would be fucking awesome.

00:49:50I'd welcome that.

00:49:52That would be pretty funny.

00:49:54It would be hilarious, but also like, come on, you got to –

00:49:56The interview ends and he's like, oh, yeah, hey, Dave.

00:49:58I think coaches should do more of that.

00:49:59Yes, absolutely.

00:50:00They read it all.

00:50:00I love it.

00:50:01See it all.

00:50:02I would not.

00:50:02The Holtz thing, I thought it was great.

00:50:04Like the guy talked shit and then you stuck it to him and you said,

00:50:07Hey, fuck you, Lou Holtz.

00:50:08Where you at right now?

00:50:09All right, Dan, what's your receipt?

00:50:10Get that same energy.

00:50:11My receipt is going all the way back to week one of college football when Florida State was back.

00:50:17And it's more of a cautionary story going into rivalry week of we don't know shit.

00:50:22Everything can change.

00:50:24Florida State was back for one week.

00:50:26They are five and six.

00:50:27They played one of the funniest, worst games ever on Friday night, losing outright to NC State.

00:50:34They're 15th in the ACC.

00:50:36We don't know shit, okay?

00:50:38We don't know shit.

00:50:39And this is my own guys tweeting this, which I would have tweeted too.

00:50:42This is just as much on me.

00:50:43So Florida State is back.

00:50:45They suck.

00:50:46They're so bad.

00:50:46We don't know shit.

00:50:47Go into rivalry week with your eyes wide open, ready for any type of chaos to happen,

00:50:52because we don't know shit.

00:50:54It's fair.

00:50:55Brandon, your receipt.

00:50:56My receipt is the rare in-person receipt.

00:50:59And it's a tradition that I forget happens every single year until I'm delighted to see it.

00:51:03The Stanford-Cal Axe Exchange.

00:51:05Yes.

00:51:05Where at the end of the game, you just have two groups of nerds staring at each other as calmly as they can.

00:51:10One having to give up the trophy.

00:51:12There's nothing that's more receipt than having to take the rivalry trophy and hand it to the other set of nerds.

00:51:18And this year, it was even better, because football players crashed it, scared the nerds half to death.

00:51:22It was fantastic.

00:51:23That is my receipt of the week.

00:51:25The Cal-Stanford Axe Exchange between the nerds.

00:51:27It is an unbelievable scene.

00:51:29Do they do it when the same team that already has it wins?

00:51:33They stare down, right?

00:51:34Do they just stare at each other and then just keep it?

00:51:36They should make you and the other team take it and give it back.

00:51:39If you already have it, you give it, they're going to give it right back.

00:51:42When Liam was sending all of the clips in the group chat, it was all I could think about.

00:51:47It's unbelievable.

00:51:48Okay, so my Venmo receipt, and we've done this show now for eight seasons, nine seasons, however many it is,

00:51:54and the Ohio State-Michigan storyline is always there.

00:51:56We sat here last year in this very same spot, had the argument about if this game matters or not.

00:52:03And I'm just going to go ahead and roll this because I just want to play back exactly what was said last year about this game.

00:52:09Does the game mean anything?

00:52:10No.

00:52:10It doesn't even matter.

00:52:11That's the biggest thing.

00:52:13We don't spoil their season if we win.

00:52:16Like, it's not a big game to me.

00:52:18They're in the playoffs.

00:52:19It doesn't matter.

00:52:20So you guys all think this is a big one?

00:52:23Okay.

00:52:24This is going to be a footnote in the history of this rivalry.

00:52:28It won't, like, no one will remember this one.

00:52:30Do that and then just be like, oh, but if we lose, it doesn't matter.

00:52:32Oh, Dave.

00:52:34If Michigan beats Ohio State, there's zero chance that you are not talking about it.

00:52:38It's always.

00:52:39My word doesn't mean anything.

00:52:41It doesn't matter.

00:52:41No, it does.

00:52:42It always matters.

00:52:43Well, that's the dumbest thing of some.

00:52:46Oh, no.

00:52:47Well, where'd he go?

00:52:48Oh, no.

00:52:49Paulsum.

00:52:49I was playing Paulsum.

00:52:51Dave, did we lose you?

00:52:52Where'd Dave go?

00:52:53I don't know.

00:52:55He must have had to take an emergency phone call.

00:52:56This actually fits perfectly with my receipt.

00:52:58Yeah, he had to.

00:52:59He had to take a phone call, probably.

00:53:00It's probably something important.

00:53:01Oh, no, no, I see a shadow.

00:53:03Wait, what happened?

00:53:07Okay.

00:53:07Breakfast game.

00:53:08Ev, what's your receipt?

00:53:10If it's perfect with my receipt, my receipt's Dave being a cowardly little bitch.

00:53:13Because every time he's about to take a loss, he can't stand there like a man and take it.

00:53:19He runs away.

00:53:20He's got a phone call.

00:53:21This or that, whether it's the Ohio State-Michigan game, whether it's Tiger Woods winning a Masters.

00:53:26What are you talking about?

00:53:27Whether that's when you were set.

00:53:27We haven't lost you since COVID.

00:53:29What am I running away from?

00:53:31You're running away from taking the L that you're about to take.

00:53:33I'm asking you right now.

00:53:35Receive this on record.

00:53:36We're going to stream the game together.

00:53:37That's now confirmed.

00:53:38When we are winning the game, when that clock hit zero, are you still going to be there to look me in my eye and shake my hand and take your loss like a man?

00:53:47Or are you going to leave like you always do?

00:53:49Where there's Justin Fields here, you leave at halftime, you're blaming on Pete.

00:53:53We went to the game and you left in the third quarter.

00:53:56Are you going to stay there and take it for all four quarters?

00:53:59Are you going to stay there and take it for all four quarters?

00:54:02Are you going to stay to the end of the game and shake my hand at the end of this game like a man?

00:54:06Are you going to leave in third quarter like a little bitch like you always do?

00:54:10I am a Michigan man.

00:54:11You're going to get a phone call.

00:54:13I've got a reservation.

00:54:15I've got to get out of here.

00:54:17I can already see it now.

00:54:19I'll say congratulations.

00:54:20Great season.

00:54:21You guys got us this year because that's what Michigan men do.

00:54:25Yet to do it.

00:54:27I hope that when the game.

00:54:28You haven't beat us, Ev.

00:54:29Well, Ev, I didn't even know how to stay in the last time you beat us.

00:54:33Sounds like an embryo.

00:54:34In the time that I've been at Barstool, we've won the game the same amount of times.

00:54:38I don't think that's true.

00:54:40It is true.

00:54:40I'd like to get a fat checker on that.

00:54:42100% true.

00:54:44That's like one of those things back in my day.

00:54:46It's like, what are we talking about here?

00:54:48Pre-COVID.

00:54:49It was a few years ago.

00:54:51What year did you start at Barstool?

00:54:522018.

00:54:542018?

00:54:56I used to remember the 2018 season.

00:54:57Wait, how does he even know?

00:54:58He doesn't even know when he started.

00:54:59You can't give stats.

00:55:00He can't even know when he started.

00:55:00I just told you.

00:55:01What do you mean?

00:55:02I just told you when I started.

00:55:03So.

00:55:03September 2018.

00:55:05So Ohio State's won two and Michigan won four.

00:55:07Well, they also quit.

00:55:08They forfeited one year.

00:55:09Oh, so that stat you just said was wrong?

00:55:11Yes.

00:55:12The Sniffles took you pussies out that year.

00:55:14Oh, you made stuff up?

00:55:15They won in 2018 and 2019.

00:55:172020 they forfeited.

00:55:18That's a win for us.

00:55:19And then Michigan's won four shows.

00:55:21They got some asterisks there.

00:55:22So it's five to two.

00:55:24Us.

00:55:24Four to two.

00:55:25You get five.

00:55:26Four.

00:55:27I did five get in there.

00:55:28You're taking the COVID year?

00:55:29No one's taking the COVID year.

00:55:31It's four, two, and one.

00:55:33It's four, two, and one.

00:55:34Why would we not?

00:55:36That is, I don't want to, I don't want to, like, I'm in Sonoma.

00:55:41I'm going to Small Vines, my favorite vineyard.

00:55:43It's early here.

00:55:44I'm not trying to pick a fight and extend this show.

00:55:46But I can do a whole rant on the COVID year and how Ohio State somehow magically they get

00:55:53the COVID year when they can't beat us.

00:55:55You forfeited the game.

00:55:56You quit.

00:55:57It should be us.

00:55:58So we're five and two.

00:55:59We're fighting over the COVID year.

00:56:00It's four, two, and one.

00:56:01But if he's going to take it, Walker.

00:56:03No, the COVID year is ours.

00:56:04If Ole Miss just took a COVID year, you're like, oh, that counts as a win.

00:56:08You wouldn't be like, wait a minute.

00:56:09That's a win for us.

00:56:09You forfeited the game.

00:56:10Yeah, you forfeited.

00:56:11You quit.

00:56:12What do you mean you forfeited?

00:56:13You didn't play.

00:56:14You didn't want to play.

00:56:16It was a global pandemic.

00:56:17The common cold took you out.

00:56:18You guys are pussies.

00:56:19Oh, my God.

00:56:20Okay, let's move to the proper picks.

00:56:21Yeah, we beat you every single year.

00:56:24Dan, proper picks presented.

00:56:25The first part about this whole thing is, Ev, if Ohio State wins this game, you know Dave's

00:56:30going to leave.

00:56:32Of course.

00:56:32That's why I said it.

00:56:33But it's going to be funny, and the taste in your mouth is going to be, oh.

00:56:38I can't wait.

00:56:39That's why I said it.

00:56:40You're not kidding, Dave.

00:56:41That's why.

00:56:42It was perfect that Casey brought up the receipts and magically he disappears off screen.

00:56:46It was hilarious.

00:56:46Did you hear the knock?

00:56:47What, did this food just magically arrive?

00:56:49I'm in a hotel gracing people with my, at 5 a.m.

00:56:54I'm doing these shows.

00:56:55I'm at a place that has farmed the table.

00:56:58All right?

00:56:59The breakfast is supposed to be the best in the city, and they knocked.

00:57:02What do you want me to do?

00:57:03Knock at it?

00:57:04You got to get the breakfast.

00:57:05You got to get the breakfast.

00:57:06I hope it was very delicious.

00:57:07And, Ev, I do.

00:57:08By the way, people are putting together videos for Casey, but not for me.

00:57:15They should learn real quick where the bread is buttered.

00:57:18No, no, no.

00:57:18Hold on.

00:57:19I will say, I didn't put that.

00:57:20They didn't put the video together.

00:57:21It was a tweet.

00:57:22It was a tweet that a video was already put together.

00:57:24And the only reason I did it was because I feel like.

00:57:26So what?

00:57:27I did a tweet, too.

00:57:28Oh.

00:57:29Well, I didn't know that, Dave.

00:57:30Listen, I just.

00:57:31All I did was.

00:57:31Let's find out who's doing that and find out who's signing those paychecks.

00:57:34Sounds like Casey's more important in the company.

00:57:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:57:37I don't want to.

00:57:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:38Who did that?

00:57:38I don't know who did that.

00:57:39Put them on camera now.

00:57:41It was.

00:57:41I had nothing to do with it.

00:57:43I just sent in my.

00:57:44What do you mean you had nothing to do with it?

00:57:46I had nothing to do with your video not being there.

00:57:47I just sent my pics in.

00:57:49Why was yours in and mine not?

00:57:50I don't know, Dave.

00:57:52All right, so let's get who did that and put them on camera.

00:57:56Anybody?

00:57:56Who decided Casey has the video proof and mine somehow wasn't ready to go?

00:58:02I want to know who did that.

00:58:04I don't have that answer.

00:58:05Lucas.

00:58:06I think it was Lucas.

00:58:07I think it was Lucas.

00:58:09I think it was Lucas.

00:58:10I'm looking at Lucas right now.

00:58:12Get Lucas off camera.

00:58:12Lucas, get out here.

00:58:14Come on.

00:58:14Lucas, get out here right now.

00:58:16Get the fuck out here, Lucas.

00:58:18It's fucking Lucas.

00:58:19I can tell.

00:58:20He was smirking.

00:58:20Get him out here.

00:58:21Get out here.

00:58:22I'll fire that kid's ass.

00:58:23Get out here, Lucas.

00:58:24I don't think that it was Lucas.

00:58:26It was Lucas.

00:58:27I don't fucking pussy.

00:58:28Yeah, it was Lucas.

00:58:29He doesn't do that.

00:58:29No, he doesn't.

00:58:30Get his ass out here.

00:58:31He's here.

00:58:32He is.

00:58:32He's out here.

00:58:33Can you see him?

00:58:33It's not his.

00:58:34It was not his call.

00:58:34You can tell it was him.

00:58:35I know it was him.

00:58:37It was not his call.

00:58:38You can tell it was him.

00:58:39Why did you have highlights and I didn't?

00:58:42Yeah, Lucas, why?

00:58:42I just sent my highlights in.

00:58:44Why?

00:58:44Why, Lucas?

00:58:45I didn't do it.

00:58:46Answer the fucking question, Lucas.

00:58:48I don't know who did it.

00:58:50Somebody did it.

00:58:51Why did hers have all the highlights and mine didn't?

00:58:54Why, Lucas?

00:58:55I heard it was Jake Bass.

00:58:56No.

00:58:58Get your ass out here.

00:59:00Get Jake Bass under the bus so far.

00:59:03Piece of shit, you are.

00:59:04Jake Bass out there.

00:59:05He gave that name up instantly.

00:59:07It was Lucas.

00:59:08Jake Bass isn't here, right?

00:59:09He works out in New York.

00:59:10Jake Bass, why is her clips all there?

00:59:12What is my receipt?

00:59:13It's just like what they said.

00:59:15There's a video out there.

00:59:17Heads are going to roll for this.

00:59:20I wish so badly that I did not submit that video.

00:59:23I'm blaming you.

00:59:23I choose to believe it was Lucas.

00:59:25That's what we're going to go with.

00:59:27When Dave's video didn't play, was there a part of you saying,

00:59:29oh, my God, I have a video.

00:59:30100% he was.

00:59:32Then I thought, well, maybe there's not going to be an asset for me.

00:59:35I don't know.

00:59:36I just sent it in because we did sit here, and I look back,

00:59:39and I cannot believe that Dave said he would never say anything about Michigan

00:59:42and Ohio State if they won because we all knew that wasn't true.

00:59:45Jake Bass just texted me, my apologies.

00:59:48That's not good enough.

00:59:50Yeah.

00:59:51I think two heads got to roll.

00:59:53Lucas, too.

00:59:54If it makes it any better, though, the show is not live.

00:59:56So technically, when it comes out.

00:59:58What do you think we're doing on the receipts where we just, like, say what the,

01:00:01like, I don't get that.

01:00:03Like, that's a lame segment.

01:00:05You've got to show it.

01:00:06Well, they will in post if it helps.

01:00:08Like, when this airs, it will be there.

01:00:10We just didn't react.

01:00:11Yeah, the audience will have no idea what we're talking about because that video will be there.

01:00:15But keep this in, too, because this is also very funny.

01:00:17Okay.

01:00:18Okay, proper picks presented by proper number 12 Irish whiskey.

01:00:20Go ahead, man.

01:00:21All right, I'm making my Irish entrance this football season with proper number 12 Irish whiskey.

01:00:25Start with a shot of proper because real friends and don't let friends.

01:00:29Irish exit without a story.

01:00:30Keep it classic with a proper ginger or mix it up with a proper Irish apple.

01:00:34However you show up, make it a proper Irish entrance.

01:00:38Cheers.

01:00:40It's whiskey season.

01:00:42It's Thanksgiving week.

01:00:43My pick, I should have listened to Pat Narduzzi.

01:00:46He told us he didn't care about Notre Dame.

01:00:49He only cared about the last two games.

01:00:51They beat Georgia Tech.

01:00:52They want Georgia Tech.

01:00:53They have Miami coming up to Pitt this week.

01:00:56Pitt's a plus seven.

01:00:57Dog, I'm taking Pitt.

01:00:59Pat Narduzzi, don't let me down.

01:01:00Okay, well, I'm going to just go right off that.

01:01:02I'm going to take Miami on the other side when it comes to, I know, like, a lot of people roll their eyes at style points.

01:01:07But I do think this is a game with Miami kind of on that playoff bubble as well.

01:01:10They're going to want the style points to get into the college football playoffs.

01:01:13So I'm going the opposite of you, Dan.

01:01:15Dave, what is your pick?

01:01:17Michigan.

01:01:18Okay, Brandon.

01:01:20Missouri minus two and a half.

01:01:21Arkansas is all out.

01:01:22Okay, and Ev?

01:01:24Buckeyes.

01:01:25What's understood doesn't need to be explained.

01:01:27Okay.

01:01:28A fast segment.

01:01:29All right, yeah.

01:01:29No more explanation needed.

01:01:31What the hell did he just say?

01:01:33What's understood doesn't need to be explained.

01:01:35Yeah, Socrates.

01:01:38Okay, what a try-hard thing to say.

01:01:41Truth.

01:01:43Try-hard truth.

01:01:44Let's go to the Reese's dynamic duo of the week.

01:01:47Go ahead, Brandon.

01:01:48Eat that Reese's with their new Reese's Oreo cup.

01:01:50Finally happened.

01:01:51Reese's peanut butter and Oreo cookie crumbs together in one cup.

01:01:54And we've all been waiting for it.

01:01:55And now it is here.

01:01:56Two fan favorites coming together and making everyone's day a million times better.

01:01:59It doesn't matter what we say.

01:02:00It's Reese's and Oreo.

01:02:01You're already in.

01:02:02Available now wherever candy is sold.

01:02:05How delicious is it?

01:02:06Fantastic.

01:02:07Fantastic.

01:02:08Okay, Dave, your dynamic duo.

01:02:11My dynamic duo is Big Ev and Ohio Tate for all the excuses and everything that they made.

01:02:19Saying they want Ryan.

01:02:20They fired the playoffs.

01:02:22Didn't matter.

01:02:23And everything they did after Michigan beat them for the fourth straight time.

01:02:27And, again, just I want on the record.

01:02:31Does it matter this year or not?

01:02:34So they're my dynamic duo.

01:02:36Dan?

01:02:36Okay, my dynamic duo is every five years, a running back wins the Heisman.

01:02:42They showed this stat during the Notre Dame game the other day.

01:02:46Every single five years, a year that ends in five.

01:02:48Or, sorry, it's every time a year ends in five.

01:02:51A running back wins the Heisman.

01:02:52This goes back way, way, way, way back.

01:02:55To 35.

01:02:5535.

01:02:57Jeremiah Love is your Heisman.

01:02:58Everyone's trying to figure out, oh, is it Mendoza?

01:03:00Is it saying?

01:03:01These guys have not really – they've played well, but they haven't wowed us.

01:03:05I'm looking for the best football player in the country, and that is Jeremiah Love.

01:03:11He should be your Heisman.

01:03:12It has nothing to do with the fact that I bet him 25 to 1 to win the Heisman in August.

01:03:16And everything with the fact that I'm an unbiased journalist saying Jeremiah Love is your Heisman.

01:03:21Brandon?

01:03:21Can I play something before Brandon goes?

01:03:25Please.

01:03:26Please, go ahead.

01:03:27This video, which apparently our crack staff couldn't find.

01:03:32It doesn't erase what's happened.

01:03:33I've said it.

01:03:34Now I'm living it.

01:03:35I've said it a million times.

01:03:36I'd rather beat Michigan than win the national championship.

01:03:39Now we're going to lose to Michigan.

01:03:41The worst team they've had in forever.

01:03:43The best team we're supposed to have had in forever.

01:03:45We get embarrassed at home as three touchdown favorites, and now I'm supposed to get up and get excited for the playoff?

01:03:52I'm not.

01:03:54I'm not excited at all.

01:03:55There we go.

01:03:56Did you hear that?

01:03:57Did people hear that?

01:03:58Yes.

01:03:58Well, I owe Tate.

01:04:00I'd rather beat Michigan than win the national championship.

01:04:03Do you think Jeremiah Love should be the Heisman?

01:04:05I do.

01:04:06Yeah.

01:04:06I've got a number one in the Heisman.

01:04:08Dan, I'm rooting for you.

01:04:09He's a great player.

01:04:10Fantastic player.

01:04:11I just need a bet.

01:04:12I know.

01:04:13I appreciate that.

01:04:13That might have been because I told Brandon I'd cut him off some if he tweeted about it.

01:04:17Oh.

01:04:17I'm paying people to tweet about it.

01:04:19It's fine.

01:04:20He is.

01:04:20You actually didn't tell me you'd cut me off some, but.

01:04:22The linebacker from Texas Tech came to Big Noon to try to kick his Heisman campaign into here.

01:04:28Yeah, they're really trying hard to get him in the Heisman race, which is fine.

01:04:32He's a great player.

01:04:32I got in a fight with a Texas Tech fan because I was tweeting about Jeremiah Love, and he said,

01:04:38I thought Barstool was unbiased and fair, and I was like, when did that ever happen?

01:04:44I can't believe they got Jacob Rodriguez to go.

01:04:47I got fly from Lubbock to Cincinnati for an 8 a.m. show to say you're in the Heisman?

01:04:52Crazy.

01:04:53He's a very good player, by the way.

01:04:54He is.

01:04:55He is.

01:04:55He's very good.

01:04:56He deserves to be in New York.

01:04:57Yeah, he deserves to be in New York.

01:04:58So, my dynamic duo, my dynamic duo, and it's kind of, you hurt my feelings earlier when

01:05:05you picked Ole Miss.

01:05:05You were the only one on the panel to pick Ole Miss, but I'm not going to let it dampen

01:05:09my professionalism because my dynamic duo is Texas A&M in an undefeated season.

01:05:15It happens right now.

01:05:16I guarantee it.

01:05:17They go to Austin this week, 11-0 Texas A&M.

01:05:20They have never been 12-0 in their entire history.

01:05:22They haven't won a conference title.

01:05:24Ever?

01:05:25Since 1998.

01:05:26This is the moment.

01:05:28Colt, rise up.

01:05:29Texas A&M, undefeated regular season.

01:05:32Stamp it.

01:05:33Guarantee.

01:05:34Lock it in.

01:05:34I love that.

01:05:35Huge, huge weekend for Texas A&M.

01:05:38They definitely are not going to fall on their face because they're playing an actual good

01:05:41SEC team for the first time all season.

01:05:43They're definitely not going to fall apart over the last whatever month of the season or

01:05:47whatever, you know, playoff.

01:05:48They're not going to fall apart like they always do every single year.

01:05:51Undefeated season.

01:05:52Lock it in.

01:05:53That is my duo.

01:05:54Wait, they haven't played a good SEC team.

01:05:56Did they play Georgia?

01:05:57Oh, Dan, Dan.

01:05:57There's 16 teams in the SEC.

01:05:59The bottom seven are the seven opponents on A&M's SEC schedule.

01:06:03What were the – I understand that.

01:06:04That's pretty good.

01:06:05Yeah.

01:06:05But you also have to look at what happened with those teams.

01:06:09You can't – you play who's on your schedule.

01:06:10You play who's on your schedule.

01:06:11How are we supposed to know LSU's offense was fucking ass?

01:06:15Florida's offense, ass.

01:06:16Like, all these teams.

01:06:17I will say, you are so patronizing.

01:06:19So patronizing.

01:06:20Do I not get a segment like everybody else?

01:06:21No, no, no.

01:06:22Yeah, you do.

01:06:22Listen, you do.

01:06:23Yeah.

01:06:24You're an asshole.

01:06:24They have not played a good SEC team.

01:06:26They haven't played anybody in the top eight.

01:06:28They haven't played anybody in the top eight.

01:06:29Well, at the time they played them, they were in the top eight.

01:06:32But that doesn't matter.

01:06:34Well, it does.

01:06:34That does matter.

01:06:35It does matter.

01:06:35That does matter.

01:06:36It does absolutely matter.

01:06:38So then who's Ohio State played?

01:06:40I'm not worried about Ohio State.

01:06:41We're talking about A&M right now.

01:06:41But that's the whole point.

01:06:42It does matter when you play them.

01:06:44This is history.

01:06:44Wait.

01:06:45Dan and I talked about this.

01:06:46No, no, no.

01:06:46What are y'all saying?

01:06:47When you're the one at Penn State, like, that matters.

01:06:49We're looking at SEC standards.

01:06:50Wait.

01:06:50So they didn't play.

01:06:51Did they play Georgia?

01:06:52No.

01:06:52Did they play Ole Miss?

01:06:53No.

01:06:53Did they play Alabama?

01:06:54No.

01:06:55Did they play Oklahoma?

01:06:56No.

01:06:56Did they play Vandy?

01:06:57No.

01:06:57Did they play Tennessee?

01:06:58They haven't played anybody.

01:06:59Oh, wow.

01:07:00What about Notre Dame?

01:07:02What about Notre Dame?

01:07:02They beat Notre Dame.

01:07:03Notre Dame's pretty good.

01:07:04They beat Notre Dame.

01:07:06Notre Dame has a lot of good.

01:07:07Oh, I'll give them that.

01:07:07They beat Notre Dame.

01:07:08But I said Notre Dame.

01:07:09Wait.

01:07:09Did they play LSU?

01:07:12Yes.

01:07:12Did they play Missouri?

01:07:13Yes.

01:07:13Did they play Kentucky?

01:07:13Who were all ranked at the time.

01:07:15They were all ranked at the time.

01:07:16They played Florida?

01:07:16I'm not asking about that.

01:07:17Did they play Auburn?

01:07:18Yes.

01:07:18Did they play Mississippi State?

01:07:19Yes.

01:07:20Did they play South Carolina?

01:07:20Did they play Arkansas?

01:07:22Yes.

01:07:22The Notre Dame was at South Bend at night.

01:07:25And also, it does.

01:07:26You got to tip your cap.

01:07:27It is.

01:07:28You see Walker tip your king.

01:07:29No, no, no.

01:07:30You're changing the entire conversation.

01:07:31I said that.

01:07:32He tip your king.

01:07:32She beat you.

01:07:33He also, by the way, this segment, he did say they're going undefeated.

01:07:35He's being a prick.

01:07:36He said they're going undefeated.

01:07:38No, that's his whole guarantee.

01:07:39He's aggy up.

01:07:40Read this.

01:07:41Texting them in undefeated season.

01:07:43That's very nice of you.

01:07:43Congratulations.

01:07:43Listen, I have the football department sending me text messages about certain things.

01:07:48And they're just like, I know Brandon's not a big fan of us.

01:07:50But is he really not a big fan of us?

01:07:52It's like, you just.

01:07:53Well, put a bunch of white and white.

01:07:54Yeah, that's lame.

01:07:57No, no, no, no.

01:07:57That's super lame.

01:07:58No, no, no.

01:07:58It's not about that.

01:07:59They're asking to send.

01:08:00I'll pass Brandon a note in class.

01:08:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:08:03Do you like me more than a friend?

01:08:04Yes or no?

01:08:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:08:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:08:08That's not, that is not what I meant.

01:08:09Okay, I probably.

01:08:10I just, undefeated season, Casey.

01:08:12Congratulations.

01:08:12Yes.

01:08:13Are they doing that little, what's that little paper game when you rock it?

01:08:15There's little things.

01:08:16Yeah.

01:08:17You know what I'm talking about?

01:08:18Yeah, the origami, yeah.

01:08:19That's not, it wasn't.

01:08:19I worded that incorrectly.

01:08:21It's lame, KSAM, back to lame.

01:08:23What's also, it's like a lower, it's like a student.

01:08:26She's like 20 years old.

01:08:27Where do police like us?

01:08:28That's not what happened at all.

01:08:30Lame-o's.

01:08:31It's not what happened at all.

01:08:34Flip them up like four, one, two, three, four.

01:08:36I didn't, I accidentally.

01:08:37That's the one I'm talking about, Evan.

01:08:39I accidentally, I didn't, I can't even give.

01:08:42What a lame, what a lame school.

01:08:44She's literally 20 years old.

01:08:46Congratulations, Casey.

01:08:47Well, then don't preface, I say the football department.

01:08:49I said someone in the football department, you're right.

01:08:51I fucked that up.

01:08:52That's on me.

01:08:53It was an actual legitimate question for something legitimate.

01:08:55I should not have said that.

01:08:56But Brandon just being a dick.

01:08:5712-0 is a big deal.

01:08:58Yeah, but you're being an asshole and you know you are.

01:09:00What happened to that yell leader who attacked the guy?

01:09:03He got a promotion.

01:09:04Yeah.

01:09:05Big time promotion.

01:09:06Yeah.

01:09:07Blandon, do you, will we think we're going 12-0?

01:09:12Brandon's just mad because his team will never even sniff the playoffs.

01:09:15Yeah, no dude, that yell leader.

01:09:18He'll never sniff the playoffs.

01:09:20He'll never sniff an SEC championship.

01:09:22They fucking suck.

01:09:23Yeah.

01:09:24He's just mad.

01:09:25He's just mad because his team.

01:09:26He's cock grabber now.

01:09:27He's got two cock.

01:09:28He's just, he's just, again, she's a college student.

01:09:31No, I'm talking about the yell leader.

01:09:33Texas A&M and an undefeated season.

01:09:34He's just, he's, he's, it's this whole guarantee.

01:09:36Cause I mean, I, what was it?

01:09:37Like 2018, you made a guarantee for a pick and you're not allowed to say it.

01:09:40You're doing the same thing with the Lane Kiffin thing.

01:09:42It's Brandon bits over here.

01:09:43He's doing Brandon bits.

01:09:47He's like, Oh, it's the Brandon Walker guarantee.

01:09:49And it's all the things he doesn't want actually to happen.

01:09:51I actually liked that bit though.

01:09:53I think he's playing Ole Miss correctly because you gotta, that's the only way to guard yourself.

01:09:57Right.

01:09:58But in the same show that he's doing, the Brandon Walker guarantee that Lane Kiffin's not leaving,

01:10:01he's doing that A&M's going to go 12-0 for a reason.

01:10:03Yeah, that's nice.

01:10:04Well, would you like me to sit here and say you're going to go 11-1 and lose to Texas?

01:10:07Yeah, actually.

01:10:08That would be mean.

01:10:09Actually.

01:10:10That would be mean as hell.

01:10:11Because that's what you actually think.

01:10:12The athletic department's going to place phone calls.

01:10:14Yeah.

01:10:15Hey.

01:10:16I'm sorry.

01:10:17We saw Brandon say we're going to lose.

01:10:18Somebody's like assistant's assistant and it's not, I did not word it correctly.

01:10:21I am so sorry.

01:10:23Jesus Christ.

01:10:24Congratulations.

01:10:2512-0 is a big deal.

01:10:26We're going to the playoff regardless.

01:10:27You'll never sniff one.

01:10:28Ever.

01:10:29Ever.

01:10:30Ever, ever, ever.

01:10:31You never will and you're just upset that I'm actually happy in my football team life

01:10:34because you're so miserable.

01:10:35You don't sound happy.

01:10:36Well, because you're an asshole.

01:10:37You don't sound.

01:10:38It's South Carolina.

01:10:39This is what happens.

01:10:40This is what I'm on Casey's side though.

01:10:42When you have a, it's the man in the arena.

01:10:44You know, when your team is there, you got, everyone's coming for you.

01:10:49Brandon, you, you never sniff nothing.

01:10:52Dan's team doesn't sniff nothing.

01:10:53I'm sorry.

01:10:54Who was the first number one in the history of the basketball playoff goal?

01:10:56I'm sorry.

01:10:57Who, who has beaten two ranked teams in the month of November?

01:11:01These hoes around here.

01:11:02It's called resume.

01:11:03Also.

01:11:04You know what, Dan?

01:11:05You're, the check you're going to have to write keeps getting bigger.

01:11:07I know.

01:11:08I know.

01:11:09I know that.

01:11:10I know that.

01:11:11Okay, Ev, your dynamic duo.

01:11:12Mine, my favorite duo.

01:11:13Mine, my favorite duo.

01:11:14It's Ohio State beating the shit in Michigan the Thanksgiving weekend.

01:11:17Something we've done 15 the last 20 years.

01:11:19We have dominated the rivalry in this century.

01:11:23If someone had won 15 the last 20, you just say that's pretty good.

01:11:26Yeah.

01:11:27You'd say you're dominating that rivalry.

01:11:28You won the last couple.

01:11:29Good for you.

01:11:30Rah, rah.

01:11:31But you're going to lose this one.

01:11:32You're going to keep losing too much.

01:11:33You're doing too much.

01:11:34No, no, no.

01:11:35It's the truth.

01:11:36Someone tells you what you said to me when we lost the first time a couple years ago.

01:11:38You said when this thing turns, it turns and it gets ugly.

01:11:41We had won what?

01:11:42Nine to ten or ten row before that.

01:11:44This thing's going to turn this week and you might not get it back for a long, long,

01:11:48long time.

01:11:49All right.

01:11:50Long time.

01:11:51Good, good, good rant, Ev.

01:11:53We're good to move on?

01:11:56Relax.

01:11:57It's rivalry week.

01:11:58It's rivalry week.

01:11:59He knows.

01:12:00He knows it's true.

01:12:01It's coming.

01:12:02Rivalry week.

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01:12:22So as we've mentioned, we are recording this on Monday morning.

01:12:25It's coming out on Tuesday because of Thanksgiving week.

01:12:27So the college football playoff rankings are not out.

01:12:30But, Dan, as we've mentioned, not a lot is going to change.

01:12:32Nope.

01:12:33With those.

01:12:34After this weekend, a lot will change because last weekend's slate was not great.

01:12:37But let's unveil ours.

01:12:39Ohio State, Indiana, A&M, Georgia, Texas Tech, Oregon, Ole Miss, Oklahoma, BYU, Notre Dame,

01:12:44Miami, Alabama.

01:12:46Any issues?

01:12:47BYU is pretty high.

01:12:48I like BYU there.

01:12:50I like BYU there.

01:12:51Yeah, I have BYU at nine.

01:12:52I think that we had this argument on this show and everybody's been having it.

01:12:55The Notre Dame-Miami conversation will continue to be had because of the head-to-head,

01:12:59but everything else looks pretty normal.

01:13:01Yeah.

01:13:02Not a whole lot of debate this year as far as the top 12 goes.

01:13:05There really hasn't been in barring crazy.

01:13:08I mean, who knows?

01:13:09We'll see what happens.

01:13:10I mean, BYU is clearly going to be a source of discussion.

01:13:14If Michigan beats Ohio State, that'll be a source of discussion.

01:13:18But we'll see what happens.

01:13:19And also just like with the SEC and the Big Ten championships too,

01:13:22with like the SEC championship versus what may happen in Indianapolis,

01:13:25it's like do they have two Big Ten teams in the top four?

01:13:27Do they have two SEC teams in the top four?

01:13:29Really just, I mean, that's kind of the biggest question.

01:13:31And then who the G5 team will be.

01:13:33But other than that, pretty straightforward.

01:13:35Anything else, guys, before?

01:13:37The Sonic Smasher is delicious.

01:13:38It is so good.

01:13:39So Ev and Dave will be in Ann Arbor in the house that we've always done a show in.

01:13:44Dave, you'll be there for a three-hour Big Noon kickoff, which will be awesome.

01:13:47Big Noon kickoff, yep.

01:13:49And I will say that, I don't know, Dan, if you saw the group chat,

01:13:52the group text that just came through?

01:13:54No.

01:13:55It's to me, you, and Dave from Urban Meyer, and it just says,

01:13:58Big Week, period.

01:13:59Big Week.

01:14:00Big Week.

01:14:01Listen, I offered to make him a bet.

01:14:03I said, you can pick anything you want.

01:14:06If we win, you put on the Michigan shirts, sing the fight song.

01:14:08He declined.

01:14:09And that, I think, says a lot about the state of Ohio State's mental state.

01:14:13Well, I think he's probably never made a bet, and I know I said this, too.

01:14:16He told us at dinner a few weeks ago that he hasn't said the word Michigan since, like, 2012.

01:14:20So that's, like, even just saying the word.

01:14:22But, yeah, I mean, it's a big week.

01:14:24Through and through.

01:14:25Big Week.

01:14:26All right.

01:14:27We'll see you guys another time.

01:14:28Good luck, everybody.

01:14:29All right.

01:14:30See ya.

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