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00:01:00This is the Fall Show, week three, back in studio.

00:01:02Boys, Ames was awesome last week.

00:01:04Don't fucking touch me, dude.

00:01:06Brandon, don't touch him.

00:01:08Don't touch him.

00:01:09Just touch him.

00:01:09National television, Brandon, going to be touching all over me.

00:01:13Ames was awesome.

00:01:14One game against Arizona State, touching all over me.

00:01:17Ames was awesome.

00:01:18Ames was amazing.

00:01:18Dave, how are you feeling?

00:01:20I'm good.

00:01:21Okay.

00:01:21All right, you guys just want to get straight into the games?

00:01:23Yeah, I mean, I'm excited.

00:01:25It's a good slate.

00:01:26Week three is a good slate.

00:01:27Yeah.

00:01:27Good slate.

00:01:28A lot of good games.

00:01:28The SEC gets going.

00:01:29Good college football.

00:01:30Good college football.

00:01:31Okay, let's jump right into it.

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00:02:08All right, Brandon, let's talk about Clemson.

00:02:10I know you and I were very high on, a lot of people in the country, very high on Clemson.

00:02:13They did not look good last week after losing in week one.

00:02:16Number 12, Clemson at Georgia Tech.

00:02:18Clemson minus three, the over-under at 52 and a half.

00:02:22How concerned for this Clemson team are you?

00:02:25Massively concerned.

00:02:25I think everybody should be concerned.

00:02:27Dabo's not even acting right right now.

00:02:28He's saying weird things in the press.

00:02:29He always says weird things, but they're like rooted in confidence for his team.

00:02:33I don't see the confidence anymore for Dabo.

00:02:36I had Cade Globner, the number one quarterback in the country, coming in.

00:02:38That looks totally, totally and completely wrong.

00:02:42They can't do anything on offense.

00:02:43You're an expert?

00:02:44I am an expert.

00:02:45But you know what?

00:02:46A lot of people do.

00:02:47I'm the kind of guy who can say I was wrong.

00:02:49I have that skill in my bag.

00:02:51That's big of you.

00:02:52I think – I'm not picking a side here.

00:02:54I think it's the under.

00:02:55Clemson, their offense just isn't doing it.

00:02:57Georgia Tech is going to try to grind them down.

00:03:00Probably will be able to, but I just like the under here, under 52 and a half.

00:03:04Dan?

00:03:05I don't hate that pick.

00:03:06A little strength on strength with Georgia Tech's offensive line

00:03:08and Clemson's defensive line.

00:03:11I'm going to take the home dog in Georgia Tech, Haynes King.

00:03:15I like him.

00:03:16I hope he can survive the whole game because Haynes King is basically every game,

00:03:19like is he going to be a hero or is he going to miss a couple series

00:03:23because he tried to be a hero.

00:03:24You're right, though.

00:03:25Clemson stinks.

00:03:26And Dabo knows it.

00:03:28Yes.

00:03:28He said –

00:03:28That's it.

00:03:29He said the – he's like – he was referencing, I think, the famous rat poison.

00:03:34Right.

00:03:34And he was like, it's not rat poison for our team.

00:03:37It's you suck poison.

00:03:39Which is why I don't think he's saying he's confident.

00:03:41Like when I read that quote, it's more of like he knows that they know they suck.

00:03:44Oh, I know he's not confident.

00:03:45That's what I'm saying.

00:03:46He always is.

00:03:46He also is comparing this 2025 team to the 2016 team and saying, you know,

00:03:51hey, we even opened conference with Georgia Tech.

00:03:53So there's just a weird aura around them.

00:03:56But, Dave, do you think that maybe we see Clemson finally turn it on offensively

00:04:00against this Georgia Tech team?

00:04:02No.

00:04:02So unlike Brandon, I've always thought Kig Klubbernik or whatever his name is

00:04:08was a joke.

00:04:09I have – nothing he's done in his career has impressed me.

00:04:13I said it week one when I took LSU.

00:04:15I took LSU strictly on the quarterbacks because I thought Nussmeyer is the real deal.

00:04:20I don't think Klubbernik is.

00:04:22And I love Georgia Tech here.

00:04:24I think Georgia Tech beats them.

00:04:25I haven't – Clemson is going to do something on the field to prove to me that they are good

00:04:31and they haven't in years.

00:04:33In years.

00:04:34So they snuck into the playoff.

00:04:36They shouldn't have been last year.

00:04:38I love Georgia Tech here.

00:04:39Georgia Tech should have beat them last year.

00:04:41I think they get it this year.

00:04:42That's opposite of Brandon.

00:04:44Brandon had Kig Klubbernik as his number one overall greatest prospect of all time

00:04:49generational quarterback.

00:04:50Sure, that's not really what I said.

00:04:51But that's pretty close.

00:04:53Yeah, but I –

00:04:53Wait.

00:04:54Right.

00:04:55That was the – I thought that – correct.

00:04:57So I'm opposite.

00:04:58You said opposite.

00:04:59Yeah, Dave said it was the opposite.

00:05:00Yeah, I bet.

00:05:01And I admitted I was wrong.

00:05:02Yeah, I know.

00:05:03It's easy.

00:05:04Generational is a crazy word.

00:05:05Never said that word.

00:05:06Kig Klubbernik.

00:05:07Never said that word.

00:05:08He's done nothing on the field.

00:05:09Nothing, Brandon.

00:05:10Not all that has impressed me.

00:05:12Not one play.

00:05:13Ev, does it matter to you at all?

00:05:15I mean, I know these are both different teams.

00:05:16You're very high on Haynes King.

00:05:18I mean, Clemson has won nine straight against Georgia Tech, and I realize these are different

00:05:22teams.

00:05:22But does that play into this at all for you?

00:05:24No, because they're a completely different team.

00:05:26Even going back nine games, I mean, we're talking completely different rosters.

00:05:29Right.

00:05:30No, the Clemson thing, I bought it in too early.

00:05:32I sold it immediately after LSU game.

00:05:34We sold ourselves on this Clemson fallacy of they've been together three, four years.

00:05:39This is the core.

00:05:39But that core hadn't done anything.

00:05:42And I think I almost came to that realization after LSU game where we basically hyped them

00:05:46up on this run in the regular season last year.

00:05:48They get their doors blown off by Georgia.

00:05:50They run through the ACC, a weak ACC.

00:05:53Then they barely beat SMU, who wasn't that good.

00:05:56Then they lose by two touchdowns to Texas, and we sold ourselves on all this.

00:05:59Yeah, I love Georgia Tech.

00:06:00I was high on the goal in the year.

00:06:01I picked them to be in the ACC championship game.

00:06:03I think they win.

00:06:04Dan, do you think that if they lose to Georgia Tech this weekend that, like, any heat gets

00:06:09on Dabo?

00:06:10No.

00:06:10No?

00:06:10You think he's going to be fine forever?

00:06:12He's fine.

00:06:12I think so, too.

00:06:13But I feel like Clemson fans are not happy right now.

00:06:15Yeah, of course they're not happy.

00:06:16I think there will be heat, but I think he, not with the administration.

00:06:19It's not real heat.

00:06:20No, no, no.

00:06:20That's what I mean, right.

00:06:21Not like we're going to fire you, but just like the fan base.

00:06:24I mean, they were.

00:06:24Well, yeah, I think that already exists.

00:06:25Tyler from Spartanburg will be pissed.

00:06:27Yeah, they're already, that heat has already been there.

00:06:30That's a victim, he's a victim, though, of his own success in a way.

00:06:33Right.

00:06:33Because, like, they weren't very good before he got there.

00:06:36They're not a power program historically.

00:06:39He made them one, but you're not going to do better than Dabo and Clemson.

00:06:44That's why it won't be real heat.

00:06:46It'll be fan heat, not AD booster heat.

00:06:50Because I think the boosters probably realize, like, this is, he made this all happen.

00:06:55The only thing I can think of with him is that maybe they'll put more heat on him to actually go into the transfer portal and evolve.

00:07:00Because going into this year, they had the number one retention.

00:07:03They had all the teams, like Ev mentioned, they've been together forever.

00:07:06But I, and maybe I'm crazy.

00:07:07Maybe it's just because I believe in this.

00:07:09Like, I think Clemson's going to win this game.

00:07:10I don't think that they're going to kill Georgia Tech.

00:07:12But I think it's going to be one of those where we've talked about Clemson the last couple weeks.

00:07:15Like, do they stink?

00:07:16Is it completely over?

00:07:17They look bad against Troy.

00:07:18Virginia Basketball or Wichita State.

00:07:20Like, you, what, Brandon?

00:07:23I'm seeing where you're going with this.

00:07:25They keep people around.

00:07:27They're like, they have seniors.

00:07:30And then you go play a talented freshman Kentucky team and get whooped.

00:07:34So it's, like, great keeping your people together.

00:07:37But you've got to go into it, like, we're in a new age.

00:07:40Yes.

00:07:40Just because you, the people who are staying there four years probably aren't as talented as all these kids floating around or going to the NFL.

00:07:47So it's great to have a team that stays together.

00:07:51But talent in most sports, football is probably the least, but talent wins.

00:07:56Well, and speaking of a coach.

00:07:57What do you think, Brandon?

00:07:58And I thought that was pretty good.

00:07:59When you said the Tennessee of basketball, that could mean a lot of things.

00:08:02But, yeah, it was well explained, Dave.

00:08:03Well.

00:08:04Fantastic point.

00:08:05Good analogy.

00:08:06Good analogy.

00:08:07A coach that's very much on the hot seat right now.

00:08:09We have Florida at number three, LSU.

00:08:12Florida just plummeted.

00:08:13He's not on the hot seat.

00:08:14He's pre-fired.

00:08:15Well, he's pre-fired.

00:08:16It doesn't matter.

00:08:16He's pre-fired.

00:08:17Well, and I was going to add.

00:08:18Well, we'll get to that.

00:08:19Hold on.

00:08:19LSU minus seven and a half.

00:08:20The over under 47 and a half.

00:08:22Dan, is there anything outside of somehow winning the SEC championship and making it to the playoff that can save?

00:08:28Oh, I guess that would, yeah.

00:08:28But he did this last year, and that was the year that he saved it.

00:08:31And now this year, it was supposed to be like, hey, you saved your job.

00:08:36You have the quarterback.

00:08:38Time to go win.

00:08:39And then it just all falls apart before the leaves even turn.

00:08:43I have one question for you, Brandon, because I would like some help.

00:08:45Am I walking into a trap?

00:08:46The line stinks, right?

00:08:47Yeah, right.

00:08:48No, it stinks.

00:08:48And obviously, you're like, hey, this is a spot where Florida will have any fight.

00:08:54If they have anything, any, like, pride, they're going to get off the mat.

00:09:00They haven't won a lot against LSU recently.

00:09:02No, but it's also a weird series.

00:09:04It is.

00:09:04These two teams play weird games with weird plays, weird fake punts.

00:09:07The shoe.

00:09:08The shoe, all that stuff, all the fake punts, all the fake field goals.

00:09:11It all happens in this series.

00:09:13And, you know, it's in Baton Rouge.

00:09:16This game stinks.

00:09:17It smells to high heaven.

00:09:19So what are you going to do?

00:09:20I'm falling for the trap.

00:09:21I'm just going to go with Florida's dead.

00:09:23Don't look at me like that, Jacob.

00:09:24Your team is dead.

00:09:26Your team is dead.

00:09:27Liam, is the team dead?

00:09:28Jacob's giving me a stare, like, staring at me.

00:09:34Jacob, you would jump in front.

00:09:35Like, you wouldn't hurt me.

00:09:38No, he wouldn't.

00:09:39He just shook his head.

00:09:40Quickly shook his head.

00:09:41He said he wouldn't hurt me.

00:09:41It wasn't that quick, though.

00:09:42He's lashing out.

00:09:43He's lashing out.

00:09:44His team stinks.

00:09:45Liam, are they dead?

00:09:45They were dead, like, seven months ago.

00:09:48Okay.

00:09:48They were dead.

00:09:49This 2025 Florida team was dead when they retained Billy Napier.

00:09:53You ask, what could Billy Napier do to save his job?

00:09:58Asteroids come down, raining on Earth, hitting every other coach but him.

00:10:04And he's left as the lone guy.

00:10:05Oh, wow.

00:10:06Okay.

00:10:06Selective Asteroids.

00:10:07Okay.

00:10:08Yes.

00:10:09Saving Billy Napier.

00:10:10So, Brandon, are you following the trap?

00:10:12I, I, I, okay, so, so, Dan's right.

00:10:15He's going with LSU, and it is a stinky line.

00:10:18I'm, I just, can I put my choice and my money and my feelings behind Billy Napier in Florida

00:10:24on the road?

00:10:25No.

00:10:26By default, I'm thinking.

00:10:27But also, Brian Kelly over at touchdown sucks.

00:10:29LSU hasn't looked good either.

00:10:30LSU hasn't looked that good either.

00:10:31I almost want to say under again.

00:10:33I kind of want to say under again because Lagway has not looked good.

00:10:36Nuss hasn't looked good.

00:10:37Nuss had the one good half against Clemson, but last week he was not good.

00:10:40You know what?

00:10:41I'm going under 47 and a half again.

00:10:43You're taking, so you're going to take the under.

00:10:45I just stole all my stuff.

00:10:46I didn't know why.

00:10:46They put it on my stuff.

00:10:47They didn't know where.

00:10:48I was looking for my numbers and everything.

00:10:49They thought you sat here and I sat there.

00:10:51No.

00:10:51Okay.

00:10:51Got it.

00:10:52Okay.

00:10:52So, you are just taking the under.

00:10:54I'm taking the under again.

00:10:55I'm not, I'm not picking either of these sides.

00:10:56I don't trust either of these coaches right now.

00:10:58Do you trust Nussmeyer more than Lagway?

00:11:00I think he's better than Lagway.

00:11:01I don't know if it's trust.

00:11:02I think Lagway just hasn't been developed at all.

00:11:04Okay.

00:11:05Dave, who are you taking?

00:11:05Have to take Florida.

00:11:09Have to.

00:11:10This is the most obvious rat in the history of rats.

00:11:15My eyeballs almost fell out, rolled off the deck and into the ocean when I saw that this

00:11:21line was seven.

00:11:22It should be 14 if you're rationally thinking human.

00:11:25Now, LSU didn't look good last week.

00:11:29Casey, you were too drunk to notice, but they looked fucking awful last week.

00:11:34Um, but seven, what are we doing?

00:11:38This, this is everything little Dave from a toddler when he was running white cards in

00:11:42elementary school and getting detention, knows about gambling, that you had, this is

00:11:48the biggest rat of all time.

00:11:50Give me Florida.

00:11:50Give me the over instead.

00:11:52That's what I did.

00:11:53We had this conversation on pick them because you're right.

00:11:55I can't take LSU.

00:11:56The biggest rat I've ever seen.

00:11:58The line, the line stinks.

00:11:59I know better than to take the, take it.

00:12:01Okay.

00:12:01Ev?

00:12:03The bet's already been locked in.

00:12:04Plug your nose.

00:12:05Gators with the points.

00:12:07It's what Dave said.

00:12:08It's a hundred percent.

00:12:08Right.

00:12:09Like in the Clemson loss is not age or Clemson win.

00:12:12I said, for LSU, it's not aging great.

00:12:14This is a gritty rivalry game.

00:12:15I'll gladly think touchdown and a half.

00:12:17Please.

00:12:18Gators.

00:12:18I just, LSU is so much better.

00:12:20And I, I don't think the lines are, I know.

00:12:22I don't think we know that yet.

00:12:23I think Florida's really bad.

00:12:25I think LSU is good.

00:12:26I don't want to.

00:12:27LSU's defense.

00:12:27LSU has trashed last week.

00:12:30I know.

00:12:30But LSU's defense, I think, is much better.

00:12:33I, all right.

00:12:35I'll take Florida.

00:12:36No, take LSU.

00:12:36You can take whoever you want.

00:12:37No, no.

00:12:37I'm going back and forth.

00:12:39Like, I, no, actually, no, fuck it.

00:12:40I'm taking LSU.

00:12:41There you go.

00:12:41Fuck it.

00:12:42Yeah.

00:12:42No, I'm going to take LSU.

00:12:43Somebody on the desk needs to be a fuck it person.

00:12:45No, they, they did not look good last week.

00:12:47And I, I did remember that, Dave.

00:12:50Um, but I do.

00:12:51I just think Florida is so, so bad in comparison.

00:12:54And I, it feels like Billy Napier just, like, he just doesn't fit there.

00:12:57He doesn't know what he's doing.

00:12:58I like DJ Lagware.

00:12:59I thought that I did.

00:13:00But I trust Garrett Nussmeyer much more in these situations.

00:13:03I know last year he had some up and down games.

00:13:05It's at night.

00:13:06It's in Baton Rouge.

00:13:07LSU's the better team.

00:13:08Give me LSU.

00:13:10All right.

00:13:10And speaking of losing to Florida or beating Florida, number 18, South Florida at number

00:13:15five, Miami.

00:13:17Miami minus 17 and a half.

00:13:19The over under 57 and a half.

00:13:21Dave, South Florida is the darling storyline right now.

00:13:24Obviously beating Boise State in week one the way they did, beating Florida last week.

00:13:28Miami, the game that they had in week one, Carson Beck looked phenomenal.

00:13:33That line is pretty big.

00:13:34Who are you taking?

00:13:35Well, I see this top 10, and I know we get behind it, and Walker didn't put USF, I'm

00:13:41sure, on his top 10, which is why they're not on there.

00:13:44That's the AP behind us.

00:13:46Oh, okay.

00:13:47That's not ours.

00:13:48I'll just go ahead and tell you, Dave, for a future reference, you're correct.

00:13:51I did not put USF in my top 10.

00:13:53That's what I would have thought.

00:13:54The one behind them is the AP.

00:13:56We unveil ours later.

00:13:57Got it.

00:13:59Everything I just said about a rat, this isn't to that extreme, but it's a whole ton

00:14:04of points for USF team that smushed Boise, beat Florida, and now you're getting 17 versus.

00:14:11By the way, a Miami team that didn't look good in a 45-3 or whatever they did.

00:14:16Buffoon-Cookman, they couldn't get him off the field.

00:14:18I bet that game.

00:14:19I'm taking USF, so I did the opposite.

00:14:22I smelled out a rat in the last one.

00:14:24This is too many points.

00:14:26I'm taking it.

00:14:27I'm sold on USF.

00:14:28I'm not sold on Miami quite yet.

00:14:30I mean, I think Miami's very good.

00:14:32Do I think they're like automatic world beaters?

00:14:35No.

00:14:36I'll take the points.

00:14:37Probably stupid.

00:14:38Dan?

00:14:39Yeah, you never want to be the last guy at the party.

00:14:41You want to be able to leave and not be the last drunk guy standing around.

00:14:46That's what I'm going to be here because I took USF against Boise.

00:14:48I took USF against Florida.

00:14:50It's time to go home.

00:14:52Miami's going to kill him.

00:14:53There's a physical toll that happens when you have to play the big boys three weeks in a row.

00:14:58And not only that, part of the reason why Billy Napier, and there's a million reasons why he's going to be fired, a bad coach.

00:15:05Part of the reason why it was so egregious that they lost to USF last week is USF had just beaten Boise.

00:15:11To be able to sit in front of your team and be like, hey, take these guys seriously.

00:15:14They just beat Boise.

00:15:15They just absolutely smushed Boise.

00:15:17That didn't happen.

00:15:19Mario Cristobal now can go into his locker room and say, these guys just beat Boise and Florida.

00:15:27You better take this seriously.

00:15:28They won't sneak up on them.

00:15:30I think this is where it all, like Cinderella turns back into a pumpkin kind of situation.

00:15:35I think Miami kills them.

00:15:36Brandon?

00:15:36I think Miami smashes them.

00:15:37I do.

00:15:38I think they win this game by 38-7.

00:15:40I think South Florida is a great story early in the season.

00:15:43I think Miami is a terrific team built for the long haul, built for the playoff.

00:15:47Offensive and defensive lines are going to dominate here.

00:15:49I like Miami to smash them.

00:15:50Ev?

00:15:51Yeah, I like Golish.

00:15:52I like Byron Brown.

00:15:53I think this is Miami roles here.

00:15:55It's just, like you said, they've played the big boys a few weeks in a row.

00:15:57They're not sneaking up on anyone.

00:15:59Also, I just like the way, I know if they didn't look great against Bethune,

00:16:02I'd cook, but I didn't watch the game.

00:16:03I'll take Dave's word for it.

00:16:04But they didn't look very good against Notre Dame.

00:16:06I mean, the push their offensive line got, the pass rush on defense,

00:16:10I think they smuggle.

00:16:11I think it's like 30-14.

00:16:11They couldn't get Bethune and Cookman off the field.

00:16:14It's a hard program to get off the field, Dave.

00:16:16They did hold them to three points.

00:16:17They're going to have to stay on the field.

00:16:18Well, Ev, trust me, I had Miami minus 52 for 100 grand.

00:16:23I was watching the game with extreme interest.

00:16:27They couldn't get them off the field.

00:16:28I bet the time of possession, if you go look, was about even, which is crazy.

00:16:33No, Miami's going to kill them.

00:16:35I feel the same way.

00:16:36I really, really like this Miami team.

00:16:38I like Carson Beck.

00:16:39And I just think South Florida is a great storyline.

00:16:41And, Brandon, South Florida has a very clear path.

00:16:45I mean, I know we went back and forth on semantics on the podcast.

00:16:48But, like, if they lose to Miami but then win out and win their conference,

00:16:52like, the playoffs are definitely not off the table

00:16:54because Miami will probably be in the playoff too.

00:16:55But I think the cute story ends here.

00:16:58And I don't say cute patronizing, but Miami's going to absolutely destroy them.

00:17:01No, I think South Florida is a clear playoff team if they win this game

00:17:04or if they lose this game.

00:17:06And they just got to take care of business.

00:17:06They're going to win the rest of their games.

00:17:07Which is a tough conference.

00:17:08But, yeah, this doesn't really affect their season as much as you would think.

00:17:12Unless they win and then it changes everything.

00:17:14They're the number one team in the country if they win.

00:17:16Well, I disagree with that.

00:17:18Actually, they're the number one team in the country right now.

00:17:20That's what I have.

00:17:21I'd put them between, like, five and nine if they were to win this game probably.

00:17:24Yeah, I'd put them in the top ten.

00:17:26Ev, where would you put them?

00:17:27Top ten.

00:17:27I said I'd put them five.

00:17:29They have the best resume.

00:17:30If they win this game, they have not only the best –

00:17:32they have leaps and bounds better resume than everyone else.

00:17:35Yeah, it's crazy.

00:17:36I mean, what are they going to do?

00:17:37I mean, what do they have to do?

00:17:38There's no question about that.

00:17:40If they win this game, they have the best resume.

00:17:42No question about that.

00:17:43If they get to number one, they have to beat Ohio State, Penn State, LSU, Oregon, Georgia, Texas,

00:17:48like the next six weeks.

00:17:49I'm not going to watch a three-week stretch and say this team is better than Ohio State

00:17:53because they were able to open with these three wins.

00:17:55Didn't you just have a whole thing about the AP voters being, like, a joke?

00:17:59I did.

00:18:00But that is not really connected to this.

00:18:02Yeah, I mean, but, like, vote on what happens on the field.

00:18:05I don't believe in that.

00:18:07I believe in using what happens on the field as a guide,

00:18:11but I'm not going to sit here and say Ohio State is worse than South Florida

00:18:14because South Florida beat Miami.

00:18:15I'm just not going to do it.

00:18:16But it's all going to play out.

00:18:17It is all going to play out.

00:18:18And then once you put them at number one and then they go the next nine weeks

00:18:21playing nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, are you just stuck with them at number one?

00:18:24Yeah.

00:18:25That would be that stupid as hell.

00:18:26No, no, you're not.

00:18:27You're not because if somebody accumulates a better resume, you can jump them, by the way.

00:18:33If it were just top resumes, we wouldn't need votes.

00:18:36We would just be able to write down, okay, well, it is this.

00:18:39But also, Florida also is apparently not any good.

00:18:43So, was their win over Florida that great?

00:18:46We'll see if they – we'll see how that ages.

00:18:48I don't know.

00:18:48Florida could be good.

00:18:49Like, when we say, like, the better resume, like,

00:18:51Boise State was getting a lot of hype from the year before.

00:18:53They lost one of the best running backs it ever had.

00:18:55Florida doesn't look good.

00:18:57So, yes, if they –

00:18:57I don't think we can definitively say anybody's very good yet.

00:19:01I will say Bethune-Cookman, 31 minutes, 55 seconds, Miami 28.

00:19:06Now, sometimes you score so fast that changes it.

00:19:09That's not what happened in that game.

00:19:10Bethune-Cookman was going 20-20.

00:19:13They couldn't get them off the field.

00:19:14Ohio State's very good.

00:19:15Oregon's very good.

00:19:16Definitively, these answers are correct.

00:19:18Yes.

00:19:18It doesn't – we don't – I mean, whether Texas is good or not,

00:19:22Ohio State still beat the number two team in the country at the time.

00:19:25I'm not going to – whatever.

00:19:26I know Liam hates the AP poll more than anybody on the planet.

00:19:29So, I feel like this argument's going to continue on forever.

00:19:31Make them number one, Liam.

00:19:33They deserve it.

00:19:34I'd have them four or five.

00:19:35I shifted from earlier in the week when I said top ten,

00:19:38and I'd put them four or five because I think that Brandon did hit the nail on the head.

00:19:44If you put them at one, you're kind of stuck with them there,

00:19:47and then people start getting – oh, they beat Memphis by 13,

00:19:52and then you end up moving them down a little, blah, blah, blah.

00:19:54I don't know.

00:19:55Like, I still think there needs to be room for improvement.

00:19:58Okay, but that's fine.

00:19:59But the problem with our poll is that I have to put them one

00:20:01because I know Brandon doesn't even rank them.

00:20:03To get them to four or five, I have to put them one.

00:20:06They probably should be number ten, but I had to do –

00:20:08I had to put them one, though, because I have to get them on there.

00:20:10You don't have to do anything.

00:20:11Yeah, I do, because I know that you're not going to – you don't like the little guy.

00:20:14But do you actually think they're the number one team in the country?

00:20:16No, but they have the best resume, and he doesn't respect –

00:20:18So, you know what he's doing?

00:20:20They do have the best resume.

00:20:22Through two weeks, they have a fantastic –

00:20:23I had to get them on the top ten.

00:20:24The only way I could do it was rank them one.

00:20:26That's on you.

00:20:27You don't have to do that.

00:20:28You don't have to compensate for Brandon Walker's incompetence here.

00:20:30He's a little guy.

00:20:31What are you saying?

00:20:31Oh, look, this is why –

00:20:33I took you – hold on.

00:20:34I bought you nachos last night.

00:20:36You screwed up the poll.

00:20:36I didn't have the nachos.

00:20:37Wait a second.

00:20:38I took you to the White Sox game and bought you nachos last night.

00:20:40I took you to the White Sox game, and I offered to buy you ice cream.

00:20:46Your dad offered to buy you ice cream.

00:20:46What Walker wants to do is he wants to be like –

00:20:50I told you at the end of the season, who I had at like week two is the number –

00:20:56but he's using a predictive top ten.

00:20:58No.

00:20:58Like he's trying to predict the national champion in week two,

00:21:02which is not how you should do the polls.

00:21:04I'm judging the teams based on what I think they are,

00:21:07and I think –

00:21:07Correct.

00:21:08I don't think beating Florida and Boise State makes South Florida

00:21:11better than Ohio State and Oregon.

00:21:12That's crazy talking to me.

00:21:13I agree with you.

00:21:14You're trying to look cute saying, oh, I watch all the games.

00:21:16I'm going to do it like this.

00:21:17The resume – but Florida doesn't look good at all.

00:21:20They're going to fire their coach.

00:21:21Better resume.

00:21:21That's coming –

00:21:22Better resume.

00:21:23What are you doing?

00:21:24They went to the swamp and won better resume.

00:21:27See, like the thing is, going to Florida and winning in the swamp

00:21:30as a 17.5 point underdog is extremely impressive

00:21:34no matter what you think of Florida.

00:21:35People forget, I thought Florida was going to win four games this season,

00:21:38fire Billy Napier so early in the season.

00:21:41Still, the win for South Florida is great.

00:21:43It is.

00:21:44It's very impressive.

00:21:44It is.

00:21:45What point are you trying to make there?

00:21:46But that doesn't make them the number one team in the country.

00:21:48All right.

00:21:48I'm saying if they beat Miami this week, they do.

00:21:52Okay.

00:21:52Yes.

00:21:53Yes.

00:21:53Then you guys will still sit here and be like, well –

00:21:55No, no, no.

00:21:56I'm very high on Miami.

00:21:58I heard this week.

00:21:59They're built for the long haul.

00:22:01Offensive line dominant.

00:22:03Defensive line dominant.

00:22:05So, that came out of Brandon Walker's mouth.

00:22:08I did.

00:22:08Built for the long haul.

00:22:09So, if USF goes and beats them for their third consecutive impressive win,

00:22:15I don't want to sit here next week and hear, well, Miami may not be that good.

00:22:20Anybody USF beats, they become not that good because USF beat them.

00:22:24No, that's not fair.

00:22:26They beat them, and you said they're great, so they're number one.

00:22:29I can only speak for myself.

00:22:30I can't speak for you, Brandon,

00:22:31but I would feel wildly different about USF beating Miami than Florida.

00:22:36Well, maybe we'll just see next week, Dave.

00:22:37Hey, you know what?

00:22:37They play.

00:22:38Yeah, we'll just see next week.

00:22:39That's the beauty of it.

00:22:40That's the fucking beauty of it.

00:22:41They play.

00:22:42We'll be sitting.

00:22:42But it's also the beauty of this sport is that you've got to give them their flowers in the moment

00:22:46because they're going to lose by a million to Miami.

00:22:49That's my whole point.

00:22:50Yes, it's a very.

00:22:50I know the clock is about to expire.

00:22:52If you know they're going to lose to Miami,

00:22:53how can you look me in the eye and say they're the number one team in the country?

00:22:55Because I know that they're going to not be the number one team in a week.

00:22:58Who the fuck cares?

00:22:59Give them a little moment.

00:23:00Give them a moment with their resume.

00:23:02Which is what Liam Blubman hates.

00:23:04Give them a moment with their resume.

00:23:05What you just said, Liam Blubman hates.

00:23:07I don't care.

00:23:07I want the computer.

00:23:09I don't give a fuck.

00:23:11Okay, well, we'll move on to a game that I am just praying is on my side.

00:23:16Number 16 A&M and number 8 Notre Dame.

00:23:18Notre Dame minus 6.5.

00:23:19The over-under 49.5.

00:23:22Dan, you and I for years have gone back and forth on this A&M team.

00:23:25Obviously, we saw in week one last year they lost 23-13 in week one.

00:23:30They didn't have the same quarterback.

00:23:31Marcel Reed is a running threat.

00:23:33Notre Dame has a good offense, it looked like.

00:23:36I mean, C.J. Carr did great.

00:23:37Tell me you're on the address.

00:23:39No, I'm on Notre Dame.

00:23:40It's Texas A&M in a big game.

00:23:43That's it.

00:23:44That's the only reason.

00:23:45That's it.

00:23:45See, I like C.J. Carr a lot.

00:23:47I thought he was really good.

00:23:47Notre Dame gets a week off.

00:23:50Which is bullshit.

00:23:51So, yeah.

00:23:52Texas A&M in a big game.

00:23:54Brandon?

00:23:54And Notre Dame has to win this game.

00:23:56Well, they do.

00:23:56Their season is on the line in this game.

00:23:58They absolutely do.

00:23:59So, there's going to be a lot of urgency in this game for Notre Dame.

00:24:02I like the under.

00:24:05Elko is not going.

00:24:06His defense hasn't looked very good so far.

00:24:08I'm just wondering if he's been sitting back as vanilla as he can waiting for week three,

00:24:13waiting for Notre Dame.

00:24:13It's just a thought.

00:24:14It might be totally incorrect.

00:24:16But Notre Dame's defense did not look all that good against Miami.

00:24:19But they've had two weeks to get ready for this.

00:24:21They've had two weeks to get ready for Marcel Reed.

00:24:22They have been focused on nothing but Marcel Reed for two weeks.

00:24:25I think they're keeping A&M low.

00:24:27I think this is a 20-17 game.

00:24:29I think it's a very close, tightly played game.

00:24:31I think it goes under the number.

00:24:32You never want to hear a coach say that they're looking ahead, like the rat poison thing,

00:24:36like Dan mentioned.

00:24:37But UTSA and Utah State, yeah, A&M's defense did not look great.

00:24:40In fact, they're ranked 16th in the SEC on overall defense.

00:24:44How many teams are in the SEC?

00:24:45They're 16.

00:24:46Okay.

00:24:47So, but I'm okay if he was looking ahead now.

00:24:50I'm okay.

00:24:51We got through those two games.

00:24:52The biggest difference for me is that last year when Notre Dame played A&M,

00:24:56they did not have to worry at all about a running quarterback.

00:24:59They do with Marcel Reed.

00:25:00We got two guys at wide receiver in the transfer portal that are awesome,

00:25:04Concepcion and Mario Craver.

00:25:06I'm obviously going to take A&M.

00:25:08I'm very high on A&M.

00:25:09I think that this is a different year for Mike Elko,

00:25:12and I do believe that the defense is going to be able to slow down CJ Carr.

00:25:16Obviously, I'm a little bit nervous about A&M in a big game.

00:25:18Non-conference top ten on the road has not happened in very many decades,

00:25:22but I think it's going to change.

00:25:23Ev?

00:25:24Yeah, I actually really like the over because I don't like Texas A&M's defense.

00:25:29I think Notre Dame is going to be able to carve them up on the ground game.

00:25:33But also, I think they're very explosive offensively.

00:25:35I don't think Notre Dame's defense is nearly as good as it was last year.

00:25:38Yeah, give me the over.

00:25:39I really like the over.

00:25:40Dave?

00:25:42If I could request, I'm looking at the graphics.

00:25:44It's like Casey, Texas A&M plus 6.5, Big Cat, Notre Dame minus 6.5.

00:25:49Where my graphic, I don't know that you can do it.

00:25:51I just like the word Nidu.

00:25:53Nidu is taking A&M.

00:25:55I'm taking A&M.

00:25:57Oh, I...

00:25:57So you're that high on Nidu right now.

00:26:02It was his last pick until he comes back to thank you.

00:26:05It's his last pick until he comes back.

00:26:08He's at heat or time.

00:26:09So in solidarity.

00:26:09Yeah.

00:26:10It's his last, like, forever?

00:26:11No, it's his last pick with Barstool.

00:26:13It's his last thing he's doing with Barstool unless he can fight Rico and Ruffin Rowdy,

00:26:17which Dave won't let him because Dave thinks he's a bad fighter.

00:26:19But Bernard Hopkins lost his first fight, and so did Jeff Nidu.

00:26:22Jeff Nidu says that if the fight against Jerry went one more round, he would have won.

00:26:25So...

00:26:26It wasn't that he was a bad fighter.

00:26:27By the way, maybe the craziest thing that's been said in 20 years of doing this thing.

00:26:33He had him on the ropes one more round.

00:26:36That was not an action fight.

00:26:37That was the worst thing we've ever put on.

00:26:39So, what if you let him...

00:26:41In this case, I'm going to do.

00:26:42What if you let him fight and that you just promise that he's not making a single cent

00:26:47unless he actually tries to fight?

00:26:48Like, he doesn't take a guy.

00:26:49No, Rico's not going to fight him, so it doesn't even matter.

00:26:50It doesn't matter?

00:26:51Yeah.

00:26:51There's a lot of things that have to have.

00:26:53First of all, Nidu won fight.

00:26:54Second of all, Rico wouldn't ever fight.

00:26:57So, no point talking to it, but Nidu won this pick.

00:27:00Okay.

00:27:01So, Nidu's last pick, maybe ever, was A&M.

00:27:04I kind of feel good about that.

00:27:05Well, at least for a couple months.

00:27:06Yeah.

00:27:06Or weeks or days.

00:27:08Until he pops back up.

00:27:09Hours.

00:27:10Sunday.

00:27:11His famous last words, I'm not doing anything for you guys ever again.

00:27:15Dan's like, well, give us a pick on this game.

00:27:17He's like, all right, let me go.

00:27:18Well, Brandon, you and I will be at – and Ev, too.

00:27:23We'll all be at Cozum Saturday night for that.

00:27:26So, I'm going to be in the Thunderdome, and God, A&M needs a win.

00:27:29We just need a win.

00:27:29And, Brandon, please don't go against me.

00:27:30Cozum in Dallas.

00:27:31In Dallas.

00:27:32Yeah, that's right.

00:27:33All right.

00:27:33The big game of the week in the SEC, number six, Georgia.

00:27:37At number 15, Tennessee.

00:27:38Georgia, minus three and a half.

00:27:39The over-under, 49 and a half.

00:27:42Dan, Brandon, Tennessee with Joey Aguilar.

00:27:45I mean, I was completely wrong about this kid.

00:27:47He's looked phenomenal.

00:27:48Georgia, right now, their offense hasn't looked very good.

00:27:51It kind of looks slow, lackluster.

00:27:53Who wants to start on this one?

00:27:55I'll let you guys pick.

00:27:56I'll start.

00:27:58What side are you on?

00:28:01What side are you on?

00:28:02Okay, yeah, so we can debate.

00:28:04Oh, you're on Georgia.

00:28:05Yeah.

00:28:05I'm on Tennessee.

00:28:06Yeah.

00:28:07Tennessee's top two corners are out.

00:28:08I'm not sure Gunnar Stockton's the quarterback that's going to make that a problem.

00:28:12I think that Georgia and Kirby Smart, if you look historically,

00:28:17they never are impressive against the sisters of the poor.

00:28:22Sure.

00:28:22Okay?

00:28:22They never.

00:28:23I think there's a stat floating around.

00:28:25I think Kirby Smart is like 0-13 at Georgia on spreads over 40 points.

00:28:30They don't do.

00:28:31They basically go as vanilla as vanilla gets.

00:28:34And they get in, they get out.

00:28:36And that's what happened the first two weeks for Georgia.

00:28:39I'm not buying all this hype about Joey Aguilar.

00:28:43And I think Georgia's got a gear that they haven't shown that they're going to ramp up

00:28:47and they're going to smash Tennessee and everyone's going to be like, oh, shit.

00:28:52They might be good.

00:28:53You mentioned vanilla as vanilla gets.

00:28:55The problem Georgia has is I don't know if they have that gear because their offensive

00:28:59coordinator these days is vanilla as vanilla gets.

00:29:01I'm just saying.

00:29:02Mike Bobo is not a good offensive coordinator.

00:29:04That might be true.

00:29:05I'm not sure Gunnar Stockton.

00:29:06And one more thing.

00:29:08We were all at Tennessee.

00:29:09We went to a Tennessee game.

00:29:11Tennessee at Ole Miss in 2022.

00:29:11Incredible, incredible sound.

00:29:12They weren't even that good that year.

00:29:14Yeah.

00:29:14The atmosphere is crazy.

00:29:16Oh, it's the best.

00:29:16A couple years ago when they played Alabama and they rushed the field, it was probably

00:29:19the best atmosphere in college football that year.

00:29:20This is going to be a wild, wild, wild stadium.

00:29:24For sure.

00:29:24110,000 people on Saturday night.

00:29:26Tennessee rolls.

00:29:27Afternoon.

00:29:28Afternoon, excuse me.

00:29:29You're right.

00:29:30You think they roll?

00:29:31I think they roll.

00:29:32Wow.

00:29:32That is a big win for Tennessee.

00:29:33What's the score?

00:29:34Predict the score.

00:29:35Oh, I'm not saying they're winning by three or four touchdowns.

00:29:37I do think they handle Georgia, though.

00:29:39I think you're looking at like a 24-10 final score here.

00:29:42Dave?

00:29:43I like Tennessee.

00:29:44I am in the camp.

00:29:47I am sold on Aguilar.

00:29:50I am in the camp maybe addition by subtraction.

00:29:54I know Nico didn't play well towards the end of last year.

00:29:57I think Tennessee looks great.

00:29:58Georgia, listen, we may be doing a little bit of a Clemson with Georgia.

00:30:05Because last year, everyone kept waiting for Georgia to be like, oh, here comes Georgia.

00:30:10Here comes the national championship teams we had seen that had taken over the SEC.

00:30:14That team never showed up.

00:30:16I'm not convinced Georgia is some superpower.

00:30:19NIL has leveled the SEC.

00:30:22So, they're all even.

00:30:23There is no great team.

00:30:25I like Tennessee at home here to win this game.

00:30:27Ev?

00:30:28Yeah, I like Tennessee with the points.

00:30:30I just think what Heupel does well is he maximizes his quarterbacks.

00:30:33And Georgia, on the other side, they just, when they were great, it was they had the McConkeys,

00:30:37the Brock Bowers.

00:30:38They don't have those guys.

00:30:40And I don't think Gunnar Stocks is a super dynamic quarterback.

00:30:42He's not a great thrower.

00:30:44I just don't think they have those, like, elite NFL talents like they've had in the past

00:30:48when they were winning back-to-back championships.

00:30:50Give me Tennessee and the points.

00:30:51So, I was wrong about Joey Aguilar, but they've also not played a defense like they're going to play.

00:30:55I mean, they played Syracuse, and then they played, I don't know, Middle Tennessee State.

00:30:59Casey, I have a question.

00:31:00I couldn't tell because you were shit-faced.

00:31:02Do you really hate Joey Aguilar, or is that just a drunk Casey who had a thing against him?

00:31:08No, I don't.

00:31:08Yeah, I haven't liked him all year.

00:31:09Because you had him as, like, your most punchable face in college football,

00:31:13which I didn't really get.

00:31:14By the way, I was, like, I hadn't even had a drink when I said that.

00:31:17I think he has one of the most punchable faces.

00:31:19I don't know why.

00:31:20I didn't get that one.

00:31:20I thought it was just the alcohol talking.

00:31:23No, no, I was sober when I said that.

00:31:25And I'm sober right now, and I'm saying, there's something about him.

00:31:27I don't know what it is.

00:31:28I can't even explain it.

00:31:29It's like when you just look at somebody's face, you don't like him.

00:31:31It's not fair.

00:31:32It's not fair to him.

00:31:32I'm sure he's a really nice guy.

00:31:33He's a pretty normal-looking guy.

00:31:35I don't think I can envision his face.

00:31:36What's your –

00:31:37No, I'm agreeing with what Casey's saying.

00:31:39Just because it supports your point.

00:31:42You say when you look at someone's face and you just want to punch them.

00:31:44And you're staring right at me.

00:31:45No, I don't know what it is.

00:31:48Like, when they put him on TV, there was just a visceral reaction that I had.

00:31:51I also, like, going into this season, I didn't think he was going to be very good.

00:31:54I don't know what it is.

00:31:55It's not fair to him.

00:31:56I'm sure he's a really nice kid.

00:31:57Liam – oh, did Liam leave?

00:31:59I'm right here.

00:32:00Oh, didn't he have, like –

00:32:01His face.

00:32:02Why is Blutman –

00:32:03His face is not –

00:32:05No, I know.

00:32:05He's got a normal face.

00:32:06I don't know.

00:32:07I don't know what it is.

00:32:08I'm admitting that it's –

00:32:09And it had nothing to do with anything other than, like, there was something that just,

00:32:12like, clicked on me.

00:32:13That's fine.

00:32:13Why is Blutman doing stand-up?

00:32:15Why are you moving?

00:32:16I don't like that you're moving.

00:32:17I'm getting ready for our next segment.

00:32:18Oh, okay.

00:32:19Oh, okay.

00:32:19It says that he has, like, a cute relationship with his grandma or something.

00:32:22Very cute.

00:32:23Why would that –

00:32:23Why would you want to pause him for that?

00:32:24That's what I'm saying.

00:32:25I'm saying I don't understand.

00:32:27Like, if he's a really nice guy, I don't understand why I had the reaction to his face that I did.

00:32:31His mom –

00:32:31And I hadn't had a sip of wine at that point.

00:32:34His mom and his grandma are in the stands last week crying happiest tears of their night.

00:32:39I love that.

00:32:40They can't believe that their little boy made it all the way into Knoxville.

00:32:43They were so happy.

00:32:44The only thing you can say about Joey Aguilar is, like, the chin strap is, you know –

00:32:48Is that what it is?

00:32:50The chin hair is the only thing.

00:32:52See, the chin hair.

00:32:52But it's not even that egregious.

00:32:53No, but this is where I can admit I don't know what my problem was.

00:32:57I just had the reaction.

00:32:57No, if you put him in a line of punchable faces, to me, he's nowhere near –

00:33:01Like, he's very just average looking guy.

00:33:04I think it's the chin strap.

00:33:05I admit, it's a weird thing that I have.

00:33:08I felt the same way about Brock Osweiler for years.

00:33:10I have no –

00:33:10Brock Osweiler?

00:33:11I know.

00:33:12It's a weird thing.

00:33:13I don't know why.

00:33:14Why would you want to punch Brock Osweiler?

00:33:15I don't know.

00:33:16That's my whole point.

00:33:17I don't know what it is, but no, Dave, that's definitely had nothing to do with the wine.

00:33:24I want to see him play a real defense.

00:33:26I want to see him play this Georgia defense.

00:33:27I understand Georgia's offense hasn't looked great.

00:33:29I'm going to take Georgia.

00:33:31I think that Joey Aguilar is a very good fit for Josh Heupel's offense.

00:33:35I think it's going to be a great game.

00:33:36This is one of those games that we're really going to heat check both of these teams in the SEC.

00:33:40But I just –

00:33:41Joey Aguilar has a ton of yards against teams that do not have defenses like Georgia's.

00:33:45So give me Georgia.

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00:34:13All right, Liam's going to be writing them down.

00:34:15Dave, who is your dark horse this week?

00:34:16I already gave it out.

00:34:18I think Georgia Tech – first of all, I love the dogs.

00:34:20My entire card from pick them were almost dogs.

00:34:23But I like Georgia Tech here to beat Clemson.

00:34:26They should have had them last year.

00:34:28I think they get them this year.

00:34:29And that's my pick.

00:34:31Okay.

00:34:31Dan?

00:34:32I like Duke plus one and a half at Tulane.

00:34:34I had Duke last week.

00:34:37It was –

00:34:38Yeah, no, they were bad last week.

00:34:41They gave that game away.

00:34:42They should have been more in that game.

00:34:44Okay.

00:34:45Brandon?

00:34:45Diego Pavia was born to cover plus five and a half in SEC games at South Carolina.

00:34:51I like Vanderbilt plus five and a half.

00:34:52That's a me and Ev game off because he loves Diego Pavia and I love Lenora Sellers.

00:34:57Okay, Ev, your pick.

00:34:58And number one Diego Pavia guy in the country.

00:35:00I'm going Arkansas.

00:35:01I think they go into Oxford.

00:35:02I think they keep it close.

00:35:03I love what I've seen with Taylor Greene this year.

00:35:05I'm not super impressed by Ole Miss either.

00:35:07I think if it be a touchdown and hook, please, I'll take the Razorbacks.

00:35:10Dan, where do you stand on Ole Miss?

00:35:12Like, obviously, they didn't cover against Kentucky last week.

00:35:15But do you think Austin Simmons is better than he's looked the last couple weeks?

00:35:19Ole Miss is always one of those teams.

00:35:20Like, they're just – they're going to be – Lane Kiffin has exactly where it's going to be.

00:35:24It's not – I don't think it's ever going to be higher or lower.

00:35:27So, just nine and three every year?

00:35:28Yeah.

00:35:29But Ole Miss fans are happy with that, aren't they?

00:35:31Well, they're a very good, competent team.

00:35:33I just don't know if they have the high-end ceiling.

00:35:36Maybe that will change.

00:35:37I think they have the ceiling.

00:35:38I don't know if Lane has the ceiling.

00:35:39Last year, they had the roster to do it.

00:35:41And for some reason, he figured out a way to lose to Kentucky.

00:35:44But this year's version, we don't know yet because Kentucky is so bad.

00:35:48Austin Simmons has thrown two picks in both games.

00:35:51I want them to be bad, but I can't envision a world where Lane Kiffin's team is just outright bad.

00:35:57So, I'm confused so far.

00:35:58By the way, something just hit my brain here.

00:36:01Ev, did you say that you deserved that for Missouri when you won?

00:36:06Me?

00:36:06Yeah.

00:36:07I didn't say I deserved it.

00:36:08Okay, good.

00:36:09I made a joke about, like, never a doubt.

00:36:11Okay, all right, all right.

00:36:12No, I wouldn't say.

00:36:13That one was killer.

00:36:14I don't know why it just popped in my head.

00:36:16That was my pick of the week.

00:36:17That's the reason I'm not on this parlay was because I took Kansas.

00:36:20I mean, obviously, they break a 60-yarder with two minutes left now.

00:36:24Brutal.

00:36:24So, the odds for week three are plus 893.

00:36:28So, go to DraftKings Sportsbook.

00:36:29You'll see all of our faces, and you can join in on the fun.

00:36:32But to answer your Ole Miss question back to it, like, I just think they're just a little bit less of a version of last year

00:36:36where their defensive line, they had just killers on their defensive line last year.

00:36:40They don't this year.

00:36:41So, it's going to take a little time.

00:36:43They'll be fine.

00:36:43They'll win a big game.

00:36:44They'll lose a big game.

00:36:46Call it a season.

00:36:47Yeah.

00:36:47Is that kind of fair?

00:36:48It sounds about right.

00:36:50Yeah.

00:36:51Which is why I wouldn't bet them against somebody like Arkansas, but I would bet them against, like, LSU.

00:36:55Yeah, right.

00:36:56Right.

00:36:56They'll win one of those games.

00:36:57Yeah.

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00:37:37Okay, Dave.

00:37:38Your Venmo receipt.

00:37:39Now, this is borderline college football, but it is college football.

00:37:43Well, we'll start.

00:37:45I've got two here.

00:37:46This is a gentleman who is an absolute lunatic in the worst way possible.

00:37:51Ohio's Tate.

00:37:53This is a tweet he had.

00:37:55Turns out football is harder when you don't know the other team's plays with the picture of J.J. McCarthy.

00:38:01Another guy on the show.

00:38:03I'm biased.

00:38:03After never having to throw a football in his entire career, people are shocked that J.J. McCarthy can't throw the football.

00:38:09This was before J.J. McCarthy had one of the best fourth quarters in the history of rookie quarterbacks.

00:38:15Led the Vikings back against the Bears.

00:38:17The guy is an absolute proven winner.

00:38:20But I don't know what.

00:38:22Like, listen.

00:38:22You didn't see me posting, like, Chris Johnson, Will Johnson, blowing up the Ohio State wide receiver.

00:38:31Like, that happened, and Brian Hartline tweeting about it.

00:38:35Like, when guys go to the pros, I've said I thought the guy from Houston is a good quarterback.

00:38:42Like, I don't understand.

00:38:43The Michigan-Ohio State, for them to follow J.J. with this hate.

00:38:48Like, he got you.

00:38:49He got you every time that you played.

00:38:51You're never going to get him.

00:38:52But to be following his every move like this.

00:38:55Like, Ohio Tate, he's a dangerous person.

00:39:00Like, his brain is that warped by Ohio State-Michigan.

00:39:04He embarrasses us almost, like, on a national scale by going after people who aren't even necessarily, like, in the rivalry.

00:39:12Like, Kirk Herbstreet, like, going after his dog every week because his kid plays at Michigan.

00:39:17It's over.

00:39:18Like, let J.J. maybe one thing here and there, but to be that obsessed with these guys that beat the shit out of you the entire time, move on.

00:39:28J.J. is great.

00:39:29He's going to be a great pro.

00:39:30It's time to move on.

00:39:33Ev, your rebuttal?

00:39:34I gave him his flowers.

00:39:35I made a comment during the game.

00:39:37I didn't bring up signs stealing anything.

00:39:39He looked bad.

00:39:39For three quarters, he looked terrible.

00:39:40He did.

00:39:41He did.

00:39:41I don't think it was crazy to say he looked bad.

00:39:43I also gave him his flowers and said, I said he's a dog.

00:39:45I said he's a gamer.

00:39:47Your tweet seemed a little bit like Ohio State jealousy.

00:39:52Like, oh, I'm surprised you can't throw a football.

00:39:54Like, you were going to say that about him?

00:39:55If you didn't go to Ohio State, I doubt it.

00:39:57I mean, but I also was equally saying Caleb looked terrible.

00:40:00I have nothing against Caleb Williams personally.

00:40:02He just, when he looked bad, I said he looked very bad.

00:40:04Well, he is terrible, though.

00:40:06But that's what I said.

00:40:07It's a work in progress.

00:40:08Dale, I texted to you.

00:40:10It's not good right now.

00:40:11Oh, yeah, I know, but that would happen.

00:40:13I tweeted, I said, if Caleb Williams had J.J.'s, like, mental makeup, he'd be an all-pro.

00:40:17It's a pro show now.

00:40:19There were a lot of...

00:40:21It's not in the NFL.

00:40:21They play this on Sundays.

00:40:23There were a lot of dunking...

00:40:25I don't know about this thing.

00:40:25Is it good?

00:40:26...dunking on J.J. McCarthy early.

00:40:28But that happens.

00:40:29That happens.

00:40:29Like, Ohio Tate is somebody who could, like, end up in jail for committing a heinous crime

00:40:36against, like, a Michigan person.

00:40:37We've got, like, 12 of them.

00:40:38He might not have...

00:40:39By the way, his name might not be Tate after this weekend.

00:40:42Do you see what's happening this weekend?

00:40:44That's one of his bets.

00:40:45They're playing Ohio, right?

00:40:46What is it?

00:40:47Yeah, I'm playing Ohio.

00:40:47He will have to legally change his name to Bob Katz, my last name.

00:40:52So, like, everyone will just claim nepotism.

00:40:54And I'll probably have to put him in my will.

00:40:56Yeah, you'll probably...

00:40:57So, it's kind of a loss for me.

00:40:58It's not good for you.

00:40:59You know, it's the craziest thing, like, Ryan Day hates me, hates Barstool, like, band.

00:41:06It's Ohio Tate.

00:41:08Like, Ohio Tate, I promise you, has said things far worse about Ryan Day than I ever have.

00:41:12I guarantee you that.

00:41:14I definitely have, too.

00:41:16Yeah, I definitely have.

00:41:16For sure.

00:41:17Ed, for sure has.

00:41:17Admittedly, for sure.

00:41:19Okay, Dan, your Venmo receipt.

00:41:20This is a pre-receipt.

00:41:21This is...

00:41:22We're a Big 12 show now.

00:41:25Pre-receipt.

00:41:26Pre-seat.

00:41:26TCU is selling a purple hot dog in Section 109.

00:41:32It's the half-acre Korean corn dog in Section 109.

00:41:35A hot dog, mozzarella combo dipped in ube batter, fried in panko, whatever.

00:41:42Then we have this guy who said, if TCU loses to SMU, I will put this up my butt.

00:41:47It's a purple hot dog that he's going to put up his butt.

00:41:49I love all these bets.

00:41:51We will hold this man to it.

00:41:53A very losable game.

00:41:55Very losable game.

00:41:56Very losable.

00:41:57It's going to be a high-scoring game.

00:41:58It's going to be very, like, high variance.

00:42:00A purple hot dog, Korean hot dog might go up this guy's butt.

00:42:05I'm here for it.

00:42:06Did you take into consideration that he just might be into this type of thing?

00:42:09I don't know.

00:42:09Listen, I think this is what makes college football better than, you know, any other sport because of this type of shit.

00:42:16And it's lunacy.

00:42:17And it's chaos.

00:42:19But I just want to, on the record, we will hold this man accountable.

00:42:23If TCU loses this game, he will put the hot dog up his butt.

00:42:28Okay.

00:42:29He will.

00:42:30He will.

00:42:30He will put the purple hot dog up his butt.

00:42:32And I will make sure of it.

00:42:34Does it have to be on camera?

00:42:35We've got to get proof somehow.

00:42:36I don't know.

00:42:37Maybe he sends it to his wife or something.

00:42:38That's the best part is, like, half these dudes are, like, happily married.

00:42:42That dude who just sucked the burrito up his butt.

00:42:45I appreciate kids.

00:42:46Yeah.

00:42:48Okay, Brandon, your Venmo receipt.

00:42:50So my Venmo receipt is an actual receipt from the Southeastern Conference to Mississippi State University,

00:42:56who had their biggest win in years the other night when they beat Arizona State, like I said, on this.

00:43:02What is your face doing?

00:43:03Can you afford that?

00:43:05I was going to ask 500K, what is that in Mississippi money?

00:43:11Like, what is that?

00:43:12I'm sorry.

00:43:12I'm sorry, Casey.

00:43:13Is this my savings?

00:43:13It is.

00:43:14Go ahead.

00:43:15Go ahead.

00:43:15Is that, like, a billion dollars?

00:43:18Hey, hey.

00:43:19I was just saying, like, I declare bankruptcy.

00:43:21Hey.

00:43:23Brandon.

00:43:24Okay, what am I supposed to do?

00:43:25Control show.

00:43:26Why do you guys see that coming?

00:43:27It's like one of those translations where it's, like, 100 grand back in, like, 1932 is equal to, like, 300 million right now.

00:43:36Okay, Brandon, this is your part of the segment.

00:43:39Go ahead.

00:43:40I'm simply going to say it was our biggest win in years.

00:43:44Our coach died a few years ago.

00:43:46We finally got up off the mat.

00:43:48We beat number 12 Arizona State, a playoff team.

00:43:50And we rushed the field.

00:43:51First time we rushed the field in over a decade.

00:43:53We rushed it last against Auburn in 2014.

00:43:55But first time.

00:43:56And they want to fine us $500,000?

00:43:58Mississippi State's going to have to play a game in, like, Saudi Arabia to pay for this.

00:44:02Mississippi State was just given a death penalty.

00:44:04You know what?

00:44:04Hey, hold on.

00:44:05We have plenty of money.

00:44:06There's money.

00:44:07Mississippi State keeps going to $15 million before the game.

00:44:10Hey, come get your car washed.

00:44:12We've got to pay for this fine.

00:44:13You should do your Mississippi State podcast to help it.

00:44:15Super Saudi Bowl one.

00:44:19Literally the undercard of a Riyadh season.

00:44:21It's literally just some chic son just wants to watch him practice and hit pads.

00:44:26That's how we're going to get out of this.

00:44:28Okay, Brandon, let me help you out for a second, okay?

00:44:31I was simply going to say, fuck you, SEC.

00:44:34How did you not see that?

00:44:35Let us have some fun.

00:44:38Let the students come down there.

00:44:39Let us have some goalposts.

00:44:40Let us have some fun.

00:44:41Every now and then.

00:44:41It doesn't hurt.

00:44:42$500,000 is egregious.

00:44:43That's crazy.

00:44:44Don't y'all agree that fining people $500,000 for college kids having fun is crazy?

00:44:49And especially when it's – it sins them.

00:44:52It's a big one.

00:44:53This is the death penalty.

00:44:55That's the death penalty.

00:44:56They did.

00:44:56They gave up.

00:44:57They got the death penalty.

00:44:58They're SMU.

00:45:02SMU cheated for teenagers.

00:45:04What did Mississippi State do?

00:45:05A bunch of kids went on the field.

00:45:07Our defensive line costs $15,000,000.

00:45:09No, fining kids for rushing the field is crazy.

00:45:11$500 is crazy.

00:45:12Where does the money go?

00:45:13Charity?

00:45:14No, it goes to the conference for sure.

00:45:16I don't know what they do with it.

00:45:17It is some sort of money laundering.

00:45:19Yeah.

00:45:19Okay, Brandon, my receipt will bring you back.

00:45:22Bring you back up, okay?

00:45:23It's about time you tried something.

00:45:25Roll the tape.

00:45:25I have sat here at this desk for seven years now, and I have watched the formerly mighty Mississippi State Bulldogs fall into a state of duress.

00:45:38We went 2-10 last year, and I've watched idiots like Dave Portnoy and people like Dan Katz and Big Ev.

00:45:45Big Ev is really subtle about it, but he shits on Mississippi State more than anybody.

00:45:48I don't shit on you.

00:45:49I said Big Ev does.

00:45:51You said my name, too.

00:45:52I mean, I just was correct.

00:45:53And also, you guys stink.

00:45:54Well, you do.

00:45:54There you go.

00:45:55Now you're on the list.

00:45:56I have...

00:45:57You named us directly.

00:45:58Finally, finally, finally, we're back on our way up, and we're going to be...

00:46:02It starts with a big win this week when we beat Arizona State next week.

00:46:05What are you going to say when we beat Arizona State next week?

00:46:07Nothing.

00:46:08Go.

00:46:09Go!

00:46:10Go!

00:46:11Run!

00:46:12Ah!

00:46:13Ah!

00:46:14Ah!

00:46:16Ah!

00:46:17Ah!

00:46:18What?

00:46:19Tommy!

00:46:20Tommy!

00:46:21Tommy, we did it!

00:46:22Come here, Tommy!

00:46:23Come here, Tommy!

00:46:25Come here!

00:46:25Legitimately one of my favorite moments ever happened to mine.

00:46:28Come here!

00:46:29I still don't understand the shirt.

00:46:31What shirt?

00:46:31It looked like he was sweating.

00:46:32No, it's a tie-dyed patterned shirt.

00:46:34But, Damon, I want to be your flowers.

00:46:36I'll bring the shirt in.

00:46:37Yeah, incredible weekend.

00:46:38When you said Mississippi State was back, and we all kind of scoffed at you a little bit,

00:46:41It took one week for you to have that moment,

00:46:43and I wanted you to have your flowers.

00:46:44Thank you very much.

00:46:45I mean, we all also did pick Mississippi State on the show.

00:46:47Yeah, no, I won money on Mississippi State.

00:46:49But you're back.

00:46:50Well, I'm so happy for all of you.

00:46:52Goddamn, am I happy.

00:46:53I'll donate it to the fine one.

00:46:56Yay, Dave, won money, everybody.

00:46:59Yay.

00:47:00I want you guys in that game.

00:47:01No, listen, I was more than happy for you.

00:47:04I was very happy for you.

00:47:07We got us.

00:47:08We're on to the next week.

00:47:10I cheated it.

00:47:11I didn't do it.

00:47:12I wanted him to have his flowers.

00:47:14I gave him a lot of flowers this week.

00:47:15He deserved it.

00:47:16I know, but in week one when we started this new Venmo segment,

00:47:20everyone gave him a little bit of a hard time for saying it,

00:47:22and he said he had the receipts of all of us saying that Mississippi State was bad

00:47:25when they were.

00:47:26I just wanted to give him his flowers.

00:47:28Congratulations.

00:47:28We all had them.

00:47:29You guys had a big weekend.

00:47:29Yeah.

00:47:30Okay.

00:47:30Oh, thank God Dave Portnoy won money on Mississippi State.

00:47:33I think we can all sleep better at night.

00:47:34I cracked a smile when you celebrated.

00:47:37People have it on camera.

00:47:38Yeah, six years.

00:47:39I got one cracked smile.

00:47:40That's great.

00:47:40Between the two of them, they probably won your fine money.

00:47:43Shut the fuck up.

00:47:47Okay, what's your Venmo receipt?

00:47:49My receipt is I'm giving flowers to another than our friend Liam Blotman,

00:47:53who on Monday night went on an impassioned rant on this era of Ness about the AP poll.

00:47:57What a joke it is.

00:47:58Looks good.

00:47:59Less than 24 hours later, he was vindicated.

00:48:02The woman goes viral.

00:48:03She puts USF behind.

00:48:05She doesn't even have USF rank.

00:48:07She has Florida up two spots.

00:48:08There was a bunch of inconsistencies between AP poll voters.

00:48:11So, huge topic this week.

00:48:14Liam called a shot on Monday, and then bang, chaos ensued the rest of the week with the AP poll.

00:48:17You almost got to respect that lady for the video she made,

00:48:22which is so preposterous that it, like, she didn't hide behind.

00:48:27She made a video basically being like, who cares?

00:48:29Yeah.

00:48:30I'm not going into my process.

00:48:31Yeah.

00:48:32It was, like, in her room, and she was just, like, smiling the whole time.

00:48:35She was like, all right.

00:48:35I just simply don't give a shit.

00:48:37Okay, let's move to the proper picks presented by proper number 12 Irish whiskey.

00:48:42Dan, I know you've got the bottle under the desk.

00:48:43Let me get it.

00:48:44Let me get it.

00:48:44Hold on.

00:48:45All right.

00:48:46Here we go.

00:48:47Proper number 12.

00:48:49All right, we're doing proper picks here.

00:48:51So, while you do that, let's look at the...

00:48:52I have too many sheets.

00:48:53Here, hold on.

00:48:54Simply too many sheets.

00:48:55Hold on.

00:48:55Here you go.

00:48:56No, I got it.

00:48:58Okay.

00:48:58You have the card.

00:48:58No, I don't.

00:48:59Yes, I do.

00:48:59Okay.

00:49:00All right, proper number 12.

00:49:01I'm making my Irish entrance into college football season with proper number 12.

00:49:06Look at this right here.

00:49:07Look at this bottle.

00:49:08Look how delicious that looks.

00:49:09It is whiskey season.

00:49:11It's football season.

00:49:12It starts with a shot of proper because real friends don't let friends Irish exit without a story.

00:49:17Go classic with a proper ginger or mix it up with a proper Irish apple.

00:49:21I believe I have the Irish apple right here.

00:49:24So, get out there and make your Irish entrance.

00:49:28Anything else just won't be proper.

00:49:31Oh!

00:49:31That's just too much.

00:49:33Too excited.

00:49:34So, while he's taking that shot, Luke can take a look at the standings.

00:49:37A big Ebb alone at the top.

00:49:38He's 2-0.

00:49:39Dave, big cat, and myself 1-1.

00:49:42Brandon is 0-2.

00:49:43Can I just say Virginia Moneyline was a tragic loser last night?

00:49:46Oh, my God.

00:49:47Both Virginias.

00:49:48Both Virginias.

00:49:49Virginia Moneyline was so tragic.

00:49:51They should have won.

00:49:53I don't know what the quarterback was doing on the last play.

00:49:55Agreed.

00:49:56Wide open crosser in front of you, man.

00:49:57Agreed.

00:49:58Ev and I had the pickoff.

00:49:59Lane Kiffin calling that timeout when Mark Stoops was absolutely going to fuck up that cover.

00:50:03It just pisses me off.

00:50:04But, hey, we're on to week three.

00:50:05We're on to week three.

00:50:06Dan, I'll let you go first.

00:50:07I spilled whiskey everywhere, but I don't regret it because proper Irish apple is so, so delicious.

00:50:13There's whiskey everywhere.

00:50:14Yeah, that's fine.

00:50:15That's fine.

00:50:15I also have too many sheets.

00:50:16That's too many sheets.

00:50:18Getting ready for it.

00:50:18So, make your entrance with proper number 12.

00:50:21I love this whiskey.

00:50:21You saw how big of a shot I took.

00:50:23There's nothing better.

00:50:249 a.m.?

00:50:25Let's do it.

00:50:26All right.

00:50:26My pick.

00:50:28I got it right here under one of my sheets.

00:50:30Listen.

00:50:32I do the prep.

00:50:33Yep.

00:50:34I got a lot of sheets because I do the prep.

00:50:35All right.

00:50:36Ole Miss, Arkansas, over 61.5 is my proper pick.

00:50:41Arkansas has been running some crazy tempo.

00:50:44Ole Miss, you're getting a little bit of maybe deflated number because they played against a Kentucky

00:50:48team that slows it down a little bit.

00:50:50I think this could be a track meet back and forth.

00:50:52I'm taking the over.

00:50:53I don't think Arkansas can stop Ole Miss.

00:50:55I don't think Ole Miss can really slow down Arkansas.

00:50:57I'm taking the over 61.

00:50:58This game has a history of going high, too.

00:50:59Yeah.

00:51:00Dave?

00:51:00I hate my pick.

00:51:02In fact, I was just looking whether I should switch it because I make no sense.

00:51:06Sometimes I'm like rat game.

00:51:08Smell it out.

00:51:08Go the opposite.

00:51:09I said, this is a rat game.

00:51:12Arizona plus one and a half at home on Friday night against a Kansas State team that's looked

00:51:17like trash.

00:51:18Makes no sense.

00:51:20I'm walking to the trap.

00:51:21Arizona.

00:51:21Okay.

00:51:22Well, then I'll go after.

00:51:23I'm taking the under in that game because, I mean, this Kansas State team has looked awful.

00:51:27I really, really liked their offense going into it.

00:51:30They just can't score.

00:51:31And I – what were you going to say?

00:51:32No.

00:51:32I was going to say sometimes – Dave, sometimes the mouse gets the cheese.

00:51:36Yeah.

00:51:36I'm hoping this game.

00:51:37Yeah.

00:51:38Avery Johnson, just like he was so explosive before he's not – I know Arizona scored a

00:51:43bunch of points against Hawaii.

00:51:44I just – I think this game is going to go over.

00:51:45I just – there's just no way that they're going to hit 54.

00:51:47Under or over?

00:51:48Under.

00:51:50I think they're going to go under.

00:51:53Go ahead.

00:51:53Yeah.

00:51:53I don't think either one of these offenses are very good.

00:51:56Brandon?

00:51:57So, you might think neither of those offenses are very good.

00:52:00I know that my offense here is not very good.

00:52:02Has anybody been paying attention to the Akron Zips?

00:52:05Yeah, they haven't scored.

00:52:06They haven't scored.

00:52:06They've not scored.

00:52:07They've not scored this year.

00:52:08Yes.

00:52:08They lost 10-0 to Wyoming.

00:52:09They lost 55-0 to Nebraska.

00:52:11They're going to UAB this week.

00:52:13The total is 55-and-a-half.

00:52:16I'm going Akron UAB under 55-and-a-half.

00:52:19Okay.

00:52:21What?

00:52:22Yes.

00:52:23I think Akron's going to score.

00:52:24Right.

00:52:25Do you think they're scoring more than 14 points?

00:52:27Probably not.

00:52:28Yeah.

00:52:28But UAB also – I like the pick.

00:52:31UAB's in a sandwich spot.

00:52:33I think they have a big boy coming up.

00:52:34I'm chasing –

00:52:35They just don't play defense, and Trent Dilfer likes to throw it.

00:52:37But, yeah, yeah.

00:52:38No, I like it.

00:52:38I'm getting into the Akron can't score bus, and you're going to have to kick me out of it.

00:52:44They're going to score this week.

00:52:45They're going to score.

00:52:45Yeah.

00:52:46But I don't think they're going to score enough to cover 55-and-a-half.

00:52:48Yeah, that's fair.

00:52:48And the team total is, what, 21-and-a-half, you said?

00:52:50Yes.

00:52:50Yeah, that's just not going to happen.

00:52:51Akron's is?

00:52:52Yes.

00:52:53Yes.

00:52:5321-and-a-half.

00:52:54Yes.

00:52:54This is a wrap, though.

00:52:55I know.

00:52:55This is kind of the worst wrap.

00:52:57All I know is Joe Moorhead used to coach at Mississippi State, and he's the coach of Akron,

00:53:00and he hasn't scored through two weeks, and I'm just following this.

00:53:03That's what I'm doing.

00:53:04You're just going to do it until the wheels fall off.

00:53:05Correct.

00:53:06If they fall off right here, they fall off.

00:53:07Hey, nothing wrong with that.

00:53:08They haven't scored.

00:53:09They haven't scored a point.

00:53:10Okay.

00:53:10I'm also not even bowl eligible.

00:53:12No.

00:53:13Bad grades.

00:53:14Okay.

00:53:15Ev, you are the only one at 2-and-0.

00:53:17What you got this week?

00:53:18Yeah, I'm on the Pitt West Virginia, over 57-and-a-half, both two high-tempo offenses.

00:53:24Not impressed with their defense.

00:53:25I think we see points in the backyard brawl.

00:53:27Another game that's just like week three for that rivalry is awesome.

00:53:31Low-key.

00:53:32I mean, not even low-key.

00:53:33They just really fucking hate each other.

00:53:35All right, Brayden, go get you a Reese's.

00:53:36Go get you a big boy Reese's right behind you.

00:53:38You got the Reese's-Oreo combo.

00:53:39Oh, yeah, I'll do that.

00:53:40You're not imagining it.

00:53:42Reese's is out with the new Reese's Oreo cups.

00:53:45It finally happened.

00:53:46Peanut butter and Oreo cookie crumbs together in one cup we've all been waiting for.

00:53:50That's right, Reese's Oreo cups.

00:53:52Two fan favorites coming together and making everyone's day a million times better.

00:53:55And it doesn't really matter because Reese's and Oreo, you're already and available now wherever candy is sold.

00:54:00By the way, and I think it was in Lindsay Lohan's parent trap is where I learned it,

00:54:03but putting peanut butter on top of an Oreo, did you ever used to do that when you were a kid?

00:54:08No.

00:54:08It was so good.

00:54:09Now you don't even have to.

00:54:10They come together.

00:54:10This is delicious.

00:54:12Delicious.

00:54:12All right, so the dynamic duo of the week.

00:54:14Dave, I will start with you.

00:54:15It's first and second downs for Michigan just running the football, running the football, running the football.

00:54:21It's a bad dynamic duo, a duo that made me not want to eat a Reese's but rather puke.

00:54:28I hated the play calling for Michigan last week.

00:54:33I hated what Sean Moore said after the game that eventually we know that Bryce Underwood can run,

00:54:40but you need a backup quarterback in case he gets hurt.

00:54:43That's crazy.

00:54:44We're going to biff ball this week.

00:54:46But, yeah, we've got to open up the playbook for our guy.

00:54:49Larry Ellison, I don't know if you guys saw, Oracle was up 40% this week earnings,

00:54:55which is crazy for, like, an established blue chip company to be up that much.

00:55:00He now is the richest man in the world.

00:55:03We've got to open the playbook.

00:55:04We've got to open the checkbook.

00:55:05We've got to open the playbook.

00:55:07That's my dynamic duo.

00:55:08All right, Dan?

00:55:09Okay, my dynamic duo is Mahomes-looking quarterbacks and their tight ends

00:55:14because Luke Lindenmeyer, the tight end for Nebraska, got engaged after the game.

00:55:20I'm not saying that Dylan Rayola told him to get engaged,

00:55:23but I'm saying there's definitely a chance.

00:55:26Like, the cosplay is so insane at this point.

00:55:29Him being like, Travis Kelsey got engaged.

00:55:31You've got to get engaged.

00:55:32We've got to keep this thing going.

00:55:34It's just a crazy coincidence.

00:55:36Do we know if the fiancé favored?

00:55:38Taylor Swift at all?

00:55:39That's what I was about to say.

00:55:39I'm sure she does.

00:55:40She's tall and blonde?

00:55:41Does she sing?

00:55:42This whole thing is just getting a little crazy.

00:55:45Okay.

00:55:45And he just won't admit it.

00:55:46Just, like, admit it.

00:55:47Yeah, it's getting a little crazy.

00:55:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:50God made him that way.

00:55:51God made him that way.

00:55:52Okay, Brandon, your dynamic duo.

00:55:53So, mine's very simple and straightforward.

00:55:55If you're just looking for a game this Saturday where you want to plant yourself

00:55:58and that be your anchor game and everything,

00:56:00if you focus on the quarterback combo of Diego Pavia and Lenora Sellers

00:56:04in Columbia, South Carolina,

00:56:05I don't think there's a better quarterback matchup in the country this weekend.

00:56:08That is going to be entertaining from minute one to the end.

00:56:11You can see some crazy things.

00:56:13Pavia Sellers getting together this Saturday is pretty cool.

00:56:16Well, and Ev made a great point yesterday on the podcast, too.

00:56:18It's like you said it's kind of like a David versus Goliath thing.

00:56:21It is.

00:56:21I mean, he's 5'10", kid, 200 pounds.

00:56:24I don't know that Pavia is David at this point.

00:56:26But, I mean, he's the gritty underdog guy.

00:56:28He was going to a military academy, Juco, scratching,

00:56:31clawed his way to New Mexico State, then to Vanderbilt.

00:56:34And then Lenora Sellers is obviously crafted by the gods to play football.

00:56:38He's 6'4", huge arm, super athletic.

00:56:41That's more the – I think that's the –

00:56:42Entertainment sports about storytelling.

00:56:44I'm telling the story of the game, Brandon.

00:56:46Yeah, outside of A&M Notre Dame, that's my favorite game on the slate.

00:56:49Okay, what's your dynamic duo, F?

00:56:50Mine is Tony Calandria and Dan Mullen.

00:56:54Been a huge fan of Calandria for a long time out of Virginia.

00:56:57Was glad to see him get with a quarterback coach like Dan Mullen.

00:57:00Been lighting it up, using his legs, too.

00:57:02Somebody did not use it at Virginia.

00:57:04I'm very excited to see them going forward.

00:57:06I think they're a real G5 threat to make the playoff.

00:57:09Everyone's talking Tulane, USF.

00:57:10I think – keep an eye on UNLV.

00:57:12Okay, Dave, I have a question for you because my dynamic duo is Bill Belichick

00:57:16and the Patriots, and he went viral earlier this week because he said he's not

00:57:19allowing the Patriots scouts at the North Carolina facilities because he is not

00:57:24allowed in Foxborough.

00:57:25And I wanted – as the Patriots guy, I wanted your thoughts on that.

00:57:30Yeah, I mean, it's a little strange.

00:57:33And I think Vrabel said he was at the Brady ceremony,

00:57:37so I wasn't sure what that meant.

00:57:41I've heard some grumblings that maybe because a lot of the Jordan trademarks

00:57:47got denied.

00:57:47Like, she was trying to trademark do-your-job, Bill's version.

00:57:53Like, all these things that the Patriots had already trademarked,

00:57:58she was trying to re-trademark as Bill's version.

00:58:00I don't know.

00:58:01Seems like maybe there's some bad blood there.

00:58:03That's just an outsider looking in.

00:58:05Do you think that he should not allow Patriot scouts at North Carolina?

00:58:09No, it's crazy.

00:58:10I mean, that only hurts the players.

00:58:12It's wild.

00:58:13All right, let's move to the Sonic –

00:58:15Especially our quarterbacks from UNC, by the way.

00:58:17That's a good point.

00:58:18I didn't even think about that.

00:58:20Sonic Top 10.

00:58:21Football fans deserve the better burger.

00:58:23And the Sonic Smasher is made with two Angus beef seasoned patties,

00:58:26smashed and seared, crispy on the edges and juicy in the middle.

00:58:28Then it's layered with two slices of melty American cheese,

00:58:32a signature creamy and tangy Smasher sauce.

00:58:35Crinkle-cut pickles, diced onions, served on a pillowy soft potato bun.

00:58:39The Sonic Smasher, melty, juicy, yet crispy, the perfect burger bite.

00:58:43We had a surprise from Liam for the boys at the desk.

00:58:46Go ahead.

00:58:46Go ahead, boys.

00:58:47Take a big bite.

00:58:47Sonic Smasher?

00:58:48Take a big bite of that Smasher.

00:58:51Yum.

00:58:52We were walking around outside of Ames after we were on Fox,

00:58:56and we were offering guys burgers,

00:58:58and Brandon was praying they didn't want to eat the burger

00:59:00so he could eat every single Smasher.

00:59:02I had three.

00:59:03You had three just in that one segment?

00:59:06No, just that day.

00:59:07Oh, okay.

00:59:07What a job.

00:59:08It's 9 a.m., shot of whiskey, Reese's, burgers.

00:59:13The happiest boys on the planet over here.

00:59:15Living the dream.

00:59:15So like we said earlier in the show,

00:59:17the top ten behind Dave and Brandon is the AP Top Ten.

00:59:21This is the Barstool College Football Show Collective Top Ten.

00:59:25So we have Ohio State, LSU, Penn State, Oregon, Miami, Georgia,

00:59:29USF, Florida State, Iowa State, Oklahoma.

00:59:32That works for me.

00:59:34I had to put USF one.

00:59:35I don't want to put him one, but seven I'm good with.

00:59:38Brandon, anything that stands out to you?

00:59:40I don't think Oklahoma should be up there.

00:59:42They haven't beaten anybody to prove they should be up there.

00:59:44Dave?

00:59:46I'm not going to take the bait, Casey.

00:59:48I had a dentist appointment.

00:59:50My tooth is bothering me.

00:59:52So you may be like, is Dave stuttering a little bit?

00:59:54My tooth is hitting my tongue when I talk.

00:59:57That's not good.

00:59:57So it's affecting a little bit.

00:59:59I'm not going to – listen.

01:00:00I'm not convinced Michigan – I'm very much like Brandon Walker in this way.

01:00:06Phil, since I've known Brandon, Mississippi State has been a doormat,

01:00:09a joke, and a horrible team.

01:00:10Not really.

01:00:11And he said, hey, we're bad.

01:00:13For the majority of us doing this show, Michigan has been very good,

01:00:16and I've been like, hey, they're very good.

01:00:18I tweeted out after Michigan lost, at this precise moment in time,

01:00:24Michigan may stink.

01:00:25We may.

01:00:25So I'm not disagreeing with his Oklahoma take.

01:00:29Good accountability, Dave.

01:00:30Yes.

01:00:31Credit to you.

01:00:32Is there anybody, Brandon, you would sneak into the top ten?

01:00:35Well, I had Mississippi State in my top ten.

01:00:37I had Mississippi State right there.

01:00:39I also had Tennessee in my top ten as well.

01:00:41I have Tennessee in mine as well.

01:00:42I think Tennessee was really good.

01:00:42Ev, is there anybody that you have on there that didn't make the list?

01:00:44I had Illinois.

01:00:46I did too.

01:00:46I have Illinois.

01:00:47But not like – I don't think it's egregious.

01:00:48They're a fringe top ten.

01:00:50Did you see Brett Bielema doesn't like Brandon?

01:00:52I don't know what he's doing either.

01:00:53He keeps adding me on Twitter saying, I heard you don't believe in us.

01:00:57I haven't said a damn thing about him.

01:00:58I also heard you don't believe in him.

01:01:00You heard that from Brett Bielema's Twitter?

01:01:02No, he texted me.

01:01:03Why?

01:01:03And I said, he said, does Brandon believe in Illinois?

01:01:06I said, absolutely not.

01:01:06I don't think that text happened.

01:01:07He quote tweeted me on Saturday and then also said to me, he was like,

01:01:10Brandon should have learned better.

01:01:12Yeah.

01:01:12I didn't say anything about him.

01:01:13You were hard on Luke Altmaier.

01:01:15Three years ago when he sucked.

01:01:17People don't forget.

01:01:18They should.

01:01:19People don't forget.

01:01:20Okay, so next week we will be with Big Noon Kickoff,

01:01:22so stay tuned to Big Noon Kickoff this Saturday to find out where we are headed.

01:01:26Back out on the road, boys.

01:01:27Anything else?

01:01:28No, I'll be in Evanston for Big Noon Kickoff.

01:01:30Oh, that's right.

01:01:31It's a fest for Dave.

01:01:31One of the most electric.

01:01:32Everybody knows one of the most electric big game environments in the country.

01:01:37The toughest place to play is 11 a.m. in Evanston.

01:01:42In a practice facility.

01:01:43Listen, I had the stats and research of the Fox team look up to try to support my claim

01:01:49that it's the toughest place to play.

01:01:51Walked right into it.

01:01:53Walked into my own trap.

01:01:53It was just a list of all the top 25 teams that Northwesterns beat at 11 a.m. in Evanston,

01:01:59and it was like 9 out of 12 of them were Wisconsin.

01:02:02So it was bad.

01:02:04Speaking of Wisconsin, how do you feel about your game really quick?

01:02:06We're probably going to get smushed.

01:02:08Okay.

01:02:08I found a – I found a – I might be on to something.

01:02:14You'll let us know?

01:02:15I found a Chinese billionaire who got his master's at Wisconsin.

01:02:21I'm trying to reach out to him.

01:02:22Okay.

01:02:23He has like $50 billion, so if I can get that guy to care about beefing up the offensive line,

01:02:30we might be back.

01:02:31See if he can get $500,000.

01:02:32I'm making a move.

01:02:33Chris Henry Jr.

01:02:34Oh, really?

01:02:36Oh, yeah.

01:02:37Okay.

01:02:37Good luck.

01:02:38I saw the tweet.

01:02:39Yeah.

01:02:39Making moves over here.

01:02:41All right.

01:02:41Well, Dave, have fun at Pizza Fest.

01:02:43I know you're probably very excited about that.

01:02:44Always a huge turnout.

01:02:46And we'll be back on the road next week.

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