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01:02Look at this crowd, boys.
01:05This is gorgeous.
01:06Iowa State showed out.
01:07Brandon, you've just been smiling down there.
01:09How are you feeling?
01:10Oh, it's beautiful.
01:11I'm with my people out here at Iowa State.
01:14I learned a long time ago, in this state, you have the good people of Iowa State, and then
01:19you have the assholes from Iowa.
01:23Cyclone!
01:24Cyclone!
01:25Cyclone!
01:26Yeah, Dave, I mean, I know that you were on the road last week with Big Noon, and we'll
01:31be over there later, but this has to be a much better welcome for you after what happened
01:36in Columbus.
01:37Well, Columbus is filled with scumbags and losers.
01:39This is a very nice town, a very nice city.
01:43And I've been very impressed with Ames, because we've been to Iowa City.
01:47I like Iowa.
01:48I'm not like Brandon, who hates Iowa.
01:50But all they do is talk down about Ames and what a pit it is and how horrible it is.
01:55I think it's a great college town.
01:57It's gorgeous.
01:58Yeah, when we were driving in, we were looking.
02:01Everything looks great.
02:02Dan, how excited are you?
02:03This is awesome.
02:04I was a little nervous.
02:05This is our first time doing an 8 a.m. show, but Ames shows up.
02:08Yeah.
02:09This is fucking awesome.
02:12So, Brandon, I know that you obviously have your history with Iowa.
02:15I do.
02:16I have my history with Iowa.
02:17How?
02:18Like on a scale of 1 to 10, where are we?
02:19Where are we?
02:20As far as my hatred for Iowa?
02:21Today.
02:22Today.
02:23On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm 26.
02:24Okay.
02:25That's good.
02:26I'm 26.
02:27I get over them online, and then I get here in person, and I just look at these ugly motherfuckers.
02:32And I want to be nice.
02:36I want to come out here.
02:37We got Fox.
02:38It's a big deal for us.
02:39And I just look at them.
02:40I'm like, fuck them.
02:41You know?
02:42Yeah, it is pretty cool though.
02:44Like we look over, and Fox is right there.
02:46But, you know, we still have Brandon making everybody mad, Dave.
02:48I mean, is Brandon Walker ever going to change?
02:50Well, I think he has a little bit of, like, the Mississippi, Mississippi State syndrome
02:54with this rivalry, because Mississippi is the big boy in Mississippi, and then he feels
02:58like a little brother.
02:59Woo-hoo!
03:00And that is, I think, the vibe here.
03:02What makes this rivalry so bitter?
03:04Outside of Iowa, most people think of Iowa, Iowa City.
03:08In the state, Iowa State, people probably hate that.
03:11They're like, what about us?
03:12So, I do think that creates this environment where it's a real hatred.
03:16A friendly hatred?
03:17A real hatred?
03:18I'm not sure.
03:19But a hatred in this game.
03:20Oh, it's real.
03:21It's very real.
03:22It's very real.
03:23And to have an in-state rivalry game in week two, Dan, is awesome.
03:26Oh, I love it.
03:27I was saying it on the way here.
03:28I love that these teams play so early in the season, because both teams don't really
03:31know what they are.
03:32They both feel like they have a shot.
03:33You guys got to win here, though, in Ames.
03:35It hasn't happened since 2011, so maybe this is the year.
03:38Today's the day.
03:39You got to do it.
03:40You can't boo that.
03:41Yeah, I'm just stating a fact.
03:42And I have a real question.
03:43I don't want to be the villain, because I was the villain last week.
03:46But did every person here, like, apply to Iowa and not get in?
03:51Oh, damn.
03:52That was an honest question.
03:54That was an honest question.
03:57I love it here.
03:59I love Ames, but that was a real question.
04:02Who decides to go to Iowa, and who decides to go to Iowa State?
04:05Well, I mean, it's just, they're both state schools.
04:06I mean, I think you think that because of Michigan and Michigan State and Ohio State, right?
04:10Like, in-state, you can still want to go to Iowa State.
04:13Is Dave a little bit right?
04:14No.
04:15No.
04:16No.
04:17I'm just asking.
04:18I'm just asking.
04:19Do you think that about every state, though?
04:20Like, there's one school, and if you don't get in, you go to the next school?
04:23Well, you're also, everyone in Texas wants to go to Texas, not A&M.
04:27That's not true.
04:28Everyone in Mississippi wants to go to Mississippi.
04:29You're so full of shit, man.
04:30You are full of shit.
04:32Look at this.
04:33Look at these great people.
04:35I said I love the city.
04:36I've been very impressed with Ames.
04:38I actually really like it here.
04:40So you're sucking up to them, and you're insulting them at the same time?
04:43I said I had an honest question.
04:44I have to guess that every single Iowa State fan in the crowd right now wanted to go to Iowa State.
04:49Yes!
04:50No way!
04:51Yes!
04:52That's not true.
04:53These people were born Iowa State fans!
04:54They're born Cyclones.
04:55That is an absolute fact.
04:57Obviously, we'll talk about the Iowa State game in a little bit, but we have other games going on.
05:01It is nice, guys, that we're doing the show so early.
05:03We have the entire slate in front of us.
05:05We're going to get into the High Noon College Football Weekend Preview.
05:07And, Dave, you've got the tea in front of you.
05:09You have the raspberry, which looks delicious.
05:11Yeah, and we all know Saturdays in the fall means one thing.
05:14College football's back.
05:15Nothing better than college football.
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05:29Cheers, everybody.
05:30Have a drink.
05:31It's early.
05:32I know you guys can drink it.
05:33Got nothing else here on campus.
05:35It's beautiful.
05:36A lot of drinking.
05:37No.
05:38It's a drinking campus.
05:39That's a compliment.
05:40You keep throwing insults and acting like they're compliments.
05:42That's what you keep doing.
05:43No.
05:44No.
05:45I have said to anybody listening, I love the campus.
05:47Now, Jeff's Pizza got mad with my review, which is crazy.
05:51That's drunk pizza.
05:52And they're like, we want it in higher.
05:54There it is.
05:55Jeff's Pizza Shop right there.
05:56But that's what you're supposed to have in college towns is drunk pizza.
05:59That guy was a very nice guy.
06:00Anybody who thinks that pizza's better than a 6'2 needs a brain transplant.
06:05Yes, but college kids need drunk pizza.
06:08They don't care.
06:09It's a great, perfect, college, late pizza place.
06:12Okay.
06:13So, we have a few games that we're going to talk about before we get into the rest of the show.
06:15Brandon, you've got a big one today.
06:17Number 12, Arizona State at Mississippi State, Arizona State minus...
06:20We're talking about this game?
06:21Yes, we are.
06:22We're talking about a Mississippi State game.
06:23This is your Super Bowl.
06:24Yes, it is.
06:25I have a question.
06:26What was the video you did yesterday?
06:28Were you trying to get people to buy tickets to the game?
06:31That's dumb.
06:32No, I was simply saying to my fan base, hey, this is our biggest game in a couple of years.
06:35We've got a top 15 team coming in.
06:37Let's all get there and have the Cowbells get ready.
06:39But there was a link to tickets.
06:40What?
06:41There was a link to tickets.
06:42You're sitting there telling me that the university told me I could get special treatment if I tried to sell tickets to that game.
06:46That's what you're telling me.
06:48No, no.
06:49I actually don't care.
06:50It's just insane that you had to tell people to go to a football game.
06:52Is it not so lucky?
06:53That's crazy to me.
06:54Hey, hey, hey.
06:55We were 2-10 last year, okay?
06:56Our coach died, first of all.
06:57Your coach did die.
06:58Our coach died.
06:59We were 2-10, but I can still say it.
07:01We were 2-10, our coach died, and we're trying to get people back.
07:03It's still kind of morning down there.
07:04Got it.
07:05We're getting them back in the stadium.
07:06Okay.
07:07And tonight, I just saw it.
07:08I was like, what is going on here?
07:09You're asking people to show up and doing a link with a promo code Brandon?
07:13Look at this crowd.
07:14Nobody had to be paid to show up here.
07:15They all came bright and early, tailgating 6, 7 a.m.
07:18It is true.
07:20What the fuck did you cheer that for?
07:22I'm sitting here, I'm dying up here.
07:24I said, fuck Iowa, and now you guys are taking this side.
07:27Okay.
07:28Okay, so Arizona State minus 6.5, the over-under 58.5, and I know you're feeling good about
07:33tonight.
07:34Tonight is the biggest win for Mississippi State University in a very long time.
07:37Tonight, we come back.
07:38Tonight, listen, hey, hey, hey, talk to me real quick.
07:41What he said about Iowa and Ole Miss and Mississippi State, I know what it's like.
07:46I'm a state school.
07:47We're the good people.
07:48The other guys are the elitest fucking douchebags in our state.
07:51Is that not exactly who we are here?
07:53We're together.
07:54So that, so then I was right.
07:57I mean, that's literally what I asked.
07:59Mississippi State wins tonight.
08:01And I hear some fuck ASU chants down here.
08:04So you guys don't like Arizona State.
08:05Yeah, no.
08:06Yeah, of course not.
08:07Of course not.
08:08Big 12.
08:09Yeah, Big 12.
08:10Dan, where do you land on this?
08:11I'm going to go with Brandon.
08:12He's pumped up for this game.
08:13He's been getting my ear being like, I think we can win this game.
08:14So I'll take the six and a half points.
08:15I'll take Mississippi State.
08:17I mean, you better have a crowd there.
08:19We're going to have a crowd there.
08:20It's going to be beautiful.
08:21It's going to be awesome.
08:22How many tickets did they not sell?
08:24Your stadium's not that big.
08:25Casey, I don't work in the ticket office, okay?
08:27I just sent out a tweet.
08:28That's all I did.
08:29I did a video with a jacket that was two sizes too small.
08:31I sent out a tweet.
08:32That's all I did.
08:33Did they pay you?
08:34Okay.
08:35Okay.
08:36All right.
08:37That's a good non-answer.
08:38We plead the fifth.
08:39We plead the fifth.
08:40Okay, Dave.
08:41First of all, I love the Miss Peaches sign out there.
08:43So, listen, I was high on Arizona State coming into the year because of the quarterbacks
08:48so good, but when you're around Brandon, and he's been talking about this game before
08:52the season.
08:53He said they're going to win this.
08:54He was more worried about last week than this week, I thought he said.
08:56So I am going to roll with Brandon Walker here.
08:59He's going to have hell to pay if he's wrong.
09:00I'm going to put real live money on it.
09:02I'm taking Mississippi State all based on Brandon Walker.
09:05And also, just another point, the way we saw Boise State play week one, they miss
09:10Ash and Gente a lot.
09:11I think the same thing happened with Arizona State with Cam Scadaboo.
09:14So they got to figure that out, and I think you got them at the right time.
09:17Also, fuck them.
09:18Also, fuck them.
09:19And I will say, I mean, Arizona State obviously had a hell of a year last year.
09:22Losing Cam Scadaboo is big.
09:24Brandon, I hate to tell you this.
09:25I have to ride with you, too.
09:26I mean, all four of us.
09:27Oh, no.
09:28And we have to.
09:29Listen, I don't want to overreact, but I hate all three of you sons of bitches.
09:33Mississippi State's going to win this game.
09:35Biggest win in Mississippi State, right?
09:36Listen, if they're giving six and a half points for a game that Mississippi State's going
09:39to win, why wouldn't I take it?
09:40Can I say something to either Pete or Fox?
09:42Like, I'm looking down into the sun.
09:44I'm blind here.
09:45Sunglasses do exist.
09:46I can't see anything.
09:47I can't see anything.
09:48You're a diva now?
09:49I'm not a diva.
09:50Bring your own sunglasses.
09:51This guy's got them right here.
09:52Throw them up.
09:53They're everywhere.
09:54Yeah, here we go.
09:55Oh.
09:56I'll take a pair.
09:57I'll take a pair.
09:58I'll give them back.
09:59Okay, well, we also got to go to our fifth member.
10:01Yay!
10:04Oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, yeah.
10:06Brandon, you know what?
10:07You actually look pretty cool in those.
10:08Yeah, thank you.
10:09I'll give that to you.
10:10We got to go out to the fifth member of our crew.
10:12Big Ev is somewhere in this awesome crowd.
10:14Big Ev, how you feeling out there?
10:15Well, feeling great.
10:16See, some of us brought sunglasses.
10:17Some of us came prepared.
10:18And I told Brandon another week, I like Mississippi State in this game.
10:22God damn it.
10:23I told them all year, I was predicted right last year that they'd be the worst team in the SEC.
10:26This year, I love the turnover they had.
10:2860 new players.
10:29Arizona State did a great week one.
10:31Now they're going to Mississippi State.
10:32I'll take the points gladly.
10:34I locked in early this week.
10:35Been locked in.
10:36Ev, you've been in a lot of crowds over the years we've done this show.
10:39How's this crowd treating you out there?
10:40The vibes are incredible, Casey.
10:42Look at this sun shining, in-state rivalry matchup.
10:47I love it.
10:48I came to pick with Ev.
10:50Uh-oh.
10:51So, we had a dinner last night with the Fox Tour, Urban Meyer, Matt Liner, Brady Quinn,
10:55all the guys.
10:56And Ev introduces himself, hey, I'm Evan.
10:59And I think you have to introduce yourself as Big Ev.
11:02Or Double Vodka Dog.
11:03Yeah, something.
11:04Because they're calling him Evan, but it's like, he's Big Ev.
11:07That's how they should be calling you.
11:08And they ask, like, why do you call him Big Ev?
11:10Well, he's fat.
11:11Yeah, Big Ev.
11:12I'm going to be a gentleman.
11:13I'm going to be a gentleman.
11:14I'm going to be a gentleman.
11:15He was using his man.
11:16Yeah, he's like, Big Ev.
11:17This is Big Ev.
11:18You take one look at Ev, and that's Big Ev.
11:20Yeah.
11:21Well, now they know.
11:22I just say Evan, and then now we're friends.
11:23Now they call me Big Ev.
11:24I feel like if I heard somebody say Evan in his direction, I wouldn't even think they
11:27were talking about him.
11:28No.
11:29He is Big Ev.
11:30He is Big Ev.
11:31He is Big Ev.
11:32I mean, my friends growing up don't even call me Evan.
11:33No, you're Big Ev.
11:34Alright, let's go to another very heated rivalry.
11:36Kansas at Missouri.
11:37Missouri minus five and a half.
11:38Over under forty.
11:39Nine and a half.
11:40Dan, I will start with you.
11:42I mean, these people hate each other.
11:45Yes.
11:46And when they get to play each other, you see that hate come out again.
11:48A week two game.
11:49Where are you in on this one?
11:50They are playing.
11:51Yeah.
11:52Fuck you.
11:53And they haven't played in a while, but I'm going to take Kansas in this game.
11:57With the points.
11:58So Iowa State, they just, everyone in the Big 12, you just hate?
12:02Yeah.
12:03Is that what you got here?
12:04That would be a basketball thing, I would assume.
12:06Iowa State's got a good basketball team.
12:08A lot better than Iowa's.
12:10Yeah, that's true.
12:11Fran McCaffrey can't get to a Sweet 16.
12:13That's a fact.
12:14He's gone, isn't he?
12:15No, I think he's still there.
12:16Oh yeah, no, he is.
12:17He is gone.
12:18Fran's gone.
12:19I'm going to take Kansas plus the points with Jalen Daniels.
12:21When he's healthy, he's great.
12:23He's healthy right now.
12:25Knock on wood.
12:26So I'm going to take him in Kansas plus five and a half.
12:28Dave, who are you taking?
12:29So I love the quarterback.
12:31And Dan's right when he's healthy, but he makes plays with his arm, his legs, their
12:35offense very good.
12:36I think their defense is not very good.
12:37I think they're going to be an over team all year.
12:39This is actually one of my best bets of the day though.
12:41I love Kansas.
12:42I think they can win the game.
12:43And I don't know.
12:44This is another one.
12:45There's a lot of these rivalry games.
12:46I don't know.
12:47Like, how does the hate in this game compared to the hate in this game?
12:51I think this is big time.
12:52Yeah, this is big.
12:53Yes.
12:54Very.
12:55And they don't get to play very often.
12:56So when they do, it's full.
12:57I love Jalen Daniels.
12:58I'm taking Kansas to win the game as long as he stays healthy.
13:00Brandon, I know you're high on Missouri this year.
13:02Yeah, you guys are all, you guys are all way off on this one.
13:04Missouri.
13:05I got them as a playoff team.
13:06I think they're going to go to a 10 and two.
13:08Very soft schedule.
13:09Kansas.
13:10You keep waiting for Kansas to happen.
13:11You keep waiting for it to happen.
13:12It never quite happens.
13:13Jalen Daniels is very enticing.
13:14He never gets it across the finish line.
13:16Missouri wins this at home comfortably.
13:18Okay.
13:19All right, Missouri fans.
13:20Very few.
13:21Very few.
13:22Ev, how are you feeling about Kansas, Missouri?
13:24I love Missouri.
13:25I love Kansas.
13:26I love Kansas.
13:27Everyone's talking to Jalen Daniels.
13:28He's a great quarterback.
13:29But both for Brula, former Penn State guy, now Mizzou quarterback, also great quarterback.
13:33I feel like Kansas, they look good because they played Fresno State.
13:36They're trash.
13:37Mizzou wins big today.
13:38Double digits.
13:39Wow.
13:40Okay.
13:41All right, Dave.
13:42Your game today.
13:43The only ranked on ranked matchup we've got this Saturday.
13:4515, Michigan at number 18, Oklahoma in Norman.
13:47Oklahoma minus four and a half.
13:49The over under 43 and a half.
13:51You've got John Mateer.
13:52You've got Bryce Underwood.
13:53It's in Norman at night.
13:55How are you feeling?
13:56Tough game, obviously.
13:58Best game on the card today.
13:59I think Bryce Underwood.
14:01Don't boo.
14:02Don't boo.
14:03Don't boo.
14:04You knew they were going to boo.
14:05That wasn't even meant to be an insult.
14:07It's just statistically, factually the best game of the day today.
14:12Oklahoma, obviously tough place to play.
14:15I think Bryce Underwood, what I'm hoping happened last week because he was fantastic.
14:20He took my breath away.
14:22But he didn't run the ball at all.
14:23They didn't use his legs.
14:24I think they opened it up.
14:26I think we see the birth of maybe the greatest quarterback to ever lace him up today in Norman.
14:32I'm taking Michigan.
14:33John Mateer?
14:34Yeah.
14:35I'm taking Michigan.
14:36If they win, watch out because we're back.
14:39Dan, a lot of people very high on John Mateer.
14:41I don't know why you guys are getting mad about Michigan and Underwood.
14:43It has nothing to do with you people.
14:45I love John Mateer.
14:46I think he's great.
14:47This is actually going to be my one.
14:49Dave is only allowing me Barstool China.
14:51Pick'em China is only allowing me one flip a week.
14:54This is going to be my flip.
14:55I'm taking Oklahoma because I spent all week being like Michigan is so easy.
14:59Michigan is so easy.
15:00Brent Venable's defense is going to give Bryce Underwood fits.
15:04He is his first real road start.
15:06And John Mateer is really fucking good.
15:08I don't think it's going to be easy.
15:09I mean, the line opened at like two and a half and jumped to five.
15:12So people like Oklahoma.
15:13Yeah.
15:14And Brandon, we've talked about Venables for the last couple of years.
15:16Like he may not be a great fit for Oklahoma, but we know from a defensive standpoint,
15:19he is going to scheme against quarterbacks like this.
15:22And he's a young guy.
15:23And Norman's a hard place to play.
15:25Well, let me clear one thing up.
15:26Dave said this is the best game of the week.
15:28It's the only right matchup.
15:29The only reason these two teams are both ranked is name value.
15:32Iowa State's better than both of these teams.
15:34Whoa.
15:35Iowa State is better than Oklahoma.
15:37They're better than Michigan.
15:38Oklahoma doesn't have a great coach.
15:40Michigan just isn't very good, period.
15:42Oklahoma wins this by double digits.
15:44This guy, this guy, by the way, this moron said that as Michigan won a national championship
15:49every single week.
15:50And he's down on his knees fellatioing you people for no reason.
15:54Cyclone!
15:55Oklahoma!
15:56So you think Oklahoma's going to beat him?
16:00Did you even give a pick?
16:01He didn't.
16:02Yeah, it did.
16:03What?
16:04Yeah, he said Oklahoma by double digits.
16:05Oh.
16:06Okay.
16:07I was listening.
16:08I do think Oklahoma's going to win.
16:09Oh.
16:10There we go, Brandon.
16:11Oh, wow.
16:12This is the best thing that's ever happened to you.
16:15He's never going to shut up.
16:16This actually should count as our Starkville trip.
16:18Fox, you hear this shit?
16:19This should count as our Starkville trip.
16:21You know, this would be like in some alternate bizarro world universe where all the state
16:27schools that get stomped on band together and create some super union.
16:32That wasn't meant to be an insult.
16:33Here it goes.
16:34It's a backing.
16:35I will say that now that we're with Fox, we're probably never going to go to Mississippi
16:39State.
16:40Yeah, probably.
16:41Cyclone!
16:42Yes, I'm also taking Oklahoma.
16:45And I like Bryce Underwood a lot.
16:47I think he's phenomenal.
16:48The Michigan defense a little bit last week, Dave.
16:51Michigan didn't look good last week anywhere except quarterback.
16:54But the quarterback looked amazing.
16:56Like you could throw a ball straight over those mountains.
16:58He looks amazing.
16:59It's not because I think that Michigan is a worse team.
17:01I just think at home for Oklahoma and Bryce Underwood being so young.
17:05I'm going to take Oklahoma.
17:06I think it's going to be very close.
17:07Ev, how are you feeling about this game?
17:08I've been on record.
17:09I'm not high in Matier.
17:11I'm not high in Oklahoma this year at all, Brett Venables.
17:14But you know what time it is.
17:15Fuck Michigan.
17:16It's Oklahoma.
17:17They win today at home.
17:20Freshman quarterback, first big start in the row.
17:22Has Michigan ever even played Iowa State football?
17:25I don't know why they're booing Michigan.
17:27Makes no sense.
17:28Well, because you keep insulting them.
17:29I'm not insulting.
17:30I've said it's a beautiful campus.
17:31I've had the time of my life here.
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18:24All right, Dave Venmo receipt.
18:26So this one last week, I got a lot of hope for this season because we're just going to start keeping receipts for everybody.
18:31I don't know where you're going to go, Dave, with this, but what are your Venmo receipts?
18:35Well, this is a receipt.
18:36I tweeted this at 917 AM July 1st, 2022.
18:43So this is a receipt.
18:45This is a personal one.
18:46This is the people of Oklahoma.
18:47I said, dear all OU football fans.
18:50I will personally see to it that Michigan kicks the shit out of Lincoln Riley for the way he treated you.
18:55Your hatred is now my hatred.
18:57I will avenge you.
18:58So for Michigan, Oklahoma, it's a friendly rivalry today.
19:02This isn't a hate game like what we have here.
19:04I hope we beat Oklahoma, but keep the receipts all you sooner fans.
19:08I am sort of a relative of yours.
19:10So it's not a hate game.
19:11That's my receipt.
19:12The other one was going to be, which I'll let you guys go in case I steal it.
19:16You go first.
19:17Dan, go ahead.
19:18You're probably not going to steal mine.
19:19Mine is from a few years back when I was clowning Dabo for running down the hill before his team.
19:24And then we saw it last week.
19:26Dabo Sweeney is one of the weirdest dudes ever.
19:28The way he does that where he runs down the field before his entire team makes it all about him.
19:33That stupid tradition where they all pile into a bus and we had to watch it for like 20 minutes before the game kicked off.
19:40I was correct on that.
19:42Dabo Sweeney is a joke.
19:44Brandon.
19:45Yeah, so we're going to have to bond a little bit more right here.
19:48Arizona State's playing Mississippi State tonight.
19:50And what they did, the coach insulted Starkville, Mississippi.
19:53Do people insult Ames when they don't have anything else to say about you guys?
19:56Yeah.
19:57Wow.
19:58This is my crowd.
20:01Yeah.
20:02So thank you.
20:04Anyway, Kenny Dillingham, stupid ass, came.
20:07Brandon Walker.
20:08There we go.
20:09Oh, wow.
20:10Brandon Walker.
20:12Brandon Walker.
20:14You guys have no idea what this is going to do for this man's ego.
20:19Making his life.
20:20Kenny Dillingham insulted Starkville.
20:21He said, we don't have any hotels and we don't have anything like that.
20:24And he's going to get his ass beat tonight.
20:25That is my receipt.
20:26Kenny Dillingham, shut the fuck up.
20:27Just to play devil's advocate here, we did, we, this crew, had to stay in Des Moines because
20:33they have no hotels in Ames.
20:35We did have to stay in Des Moines last night.
20:38He's right.
20:39This guy just said he's right.
20:41He's like, you know what, you got me on that one.
20:43But Brandon, to be fair, I have stayed in a hotel in Starkville before.
20:46It's beautiful.
20:47They do have them.
20:48They have them.
20:49They do have them.
20:50Okay, so a few years ago, we went to Iowa City.
20:53I know you said you liked it okay.
20:54Brandon, you did not.
20:55I love Iowa City.
20:56So my, my receipts are, listen, listen, my receipts.
21:01I love Iowa.
21:02I love Iowa State so much more than that bum town because they were throwing full beer cans
21:08at our heads.
21:09I was pregnant.
21:10They were trying to hit Brandon.
21:11Oh, here we go.
21:12Casey was pregnant.
21:13They were throwing beer cans at her and those people at Iowa.
21:17Hey, roll the video.
21:18Look, you can see that full can hit me in the head and it was because Iowa fans have such
21:23bad passing arms, they couldn't even aim for Brandon.
21:26They were hitting a pregnant woman.
21:28I mean, come on.
21:29So since then, I've never been here before since then, I've loved Iowa State more than
21:34almost any school that's not my own because you guys are nice people.
21:37You're nice people.
21:39Come on.
21:40I like both.
21:42I'm getting back.
21:43You almost walked.
21:44I just almost went on.
21:45You almost walked off stage.
21:46No.
21:47Listen, I like Iowa.
21:48I don't want you to get hit, but I like Iowa and Iowa State.
21:51I love the fact this game is sponsored by Korn.
21:53I think that's hilarious.
21:55Listen, he.
21:56Shut up Korn.
21:57Korn.
21:58I will say, Dan, there's been very few times over the years we've worked together
22:02where I hear you like kind of break that wall and you're like very dad Dan serious.
22:06Yeah.
22:07Well, it was Brandon put you in that position.
22:08That's the person.
22:09If we want to blame Iowa fans, we can, but it was Brandon.
22:12Brandon antagonized a bunch of drunk people and then was like, why would they do that?
22:17There is an Iowa fan right here with a sign that says don't throw things at Casey.
22:21That's good.
22:22Throw that sign at him.
22:23Oh, my God.
22:24Throw that sign at Brandon.
22:25Throw that sign at Brandon.
22:26That Iowa fan is making live signs as we talk.
22:29I love it.
22:30I know.
22:31He's doing whatever we're talking about.
22:32He's flipping the page and writing a new sign.
22:34Listen, I will take it, okay?
22:35It was Brandon's fault, but still, Iowa fans, they're mean.
22:38I don't like them.
22:39I saw some Iowa fans in the elevator last night.
22:41They were like, that's not all of us.
22:42Well, when we went to Iowa City, they were mean.
22:44So, I love Iowa State way more.
22:46That's just a fact.
22:47I will say this helmet is awesome.
22:49This is a great helmet.
22:51Oh, yeah.
22:52Colors.
22:53Okay, Ev, what's your Venmo receipt this week?
22:55My Venmo receipt was from Monday night, TC North Carolina.
22:59North Carolina drives right down the field, scores.
23:01All the Bill Belichick glazers come out.
23:03Oh, my God, he's done it again off one drive.
23:06TCU scores 48 in a row.
23:08They stink.
23:09They're garbage.
23:10Anyone who was celebrating that first touchdown drive, that's your receipt.
23:13Dumb, stupid.
23:14That was me.
23:15Listen, I-
23:16There was a lot of people.
23:17A lot of people.
23:18No, it was me too.
23:19What am I supposed to do?
23:20Not talk about how good the first drive was?
23:22But yes, I mean, Dave, how did you feel about Belichick?
23:24I know you've talked a lot this week, but that was tough.
23:26Listen, I'm a Bill Belichick guy.
23:28I got six Super Bowl rings thanks to him and Brady.
23:30It's tough to see what's going on there.
23:32Tough.
23:33All right, it is time for the proper picks presented by proper number 12 Irish whiskey.
23:37And guys, I have to tell you too, this 45, 50 degree weather, this is football weather.
23:41And Dan, go ahead.
23:43Yes, I'm making my Irish entrance into college football season with proper number 12 Irish whiskey.
23:48It starts with a shot of proper because real friends don't let friends Irish exit without a story.
23:53Go classic with a proper ginger or mix it up with proper Irish apple.
23:56So get out there and make your Irish experience.
23:58Anything else just wouldn't be proper.
24:00So here we go.
24:01I'm gonna pour one out for Ames.
24:02Cheers to everyone here.
24:04Cheers.
24:05Cheers.
24:06I'll take that.
24:08That's delicious.
24:09It's whiskey weather.
24:10It's Big Ten weather, it's whiskey weather, Big 12 weather.
24:12So make your Irish entrance with proper number 12 Irish whiskey.
24:16All right, my pick this week, I believe is going to be, well, I should have won last week.
24:21I was about to say, so last week, Dave, me, and Ev went 1-0, Brandon and Dan both lost.
24:27But you technically did pick it.
24:28I went 1-0?
24:29Yeah.
24:30You picked Cincinnati.
24:31All right, nice.
24:32There you go.
24:33Yeah, all right.
24:34Good.
24:35So you, me, and Ev all won, and then Dan and Brandon lost.
24:38So Dan, I'm gonna let you go first.
24:40Yeah, I'm gonna take USC minus 28 and a half late game.
24:43I think they're gonna absolutely stomp.
24:45Okay, Brandon.
24:46Cyclone.
24:47Yeah, I like Virginia money line at NC State.
24:51I think Virginia's sneaky good this year.
24:53Okay.
24:54We had a pick off last week.
24:55I kind of thought.
24:57Calandria.
24:58I thought you might have taken.
24:59No, he's in UNLV now.
25:00Who, Dan Mullen?
25:01What are we talking about?
25:02I can't hear you guys.
25:03I said Calandria.
25:04You said Virginia, I said Calandria, then I was like, no UNLV now.
25:06Correct.
25:07Yes.
25:08Okay, all right.
25:09Virginia is Chandler Morris.
25:10Okay, Dave, who are you taking?
25:11First of all, before I get that, I see the Big 12 flag out there.
25:14I think Barstool has overnight become the official, like, conference of Barstool sports.
25:21The Big 12 welcomed us.
25:23You want to talk about an absolute crazy turn of events.
25:26I'm on a conference call with the commissioner of the league and all the ADs,
25:30and like, we frickin' love Barstool.
25:32I'm like, what planet am I on?
25:34Everyone loves Barstool, so welcome to the Big 12.
25:37I fuckin' love it.
25:38That's facts.
25:40Sticking with the Big 12, I'm taking Kansas.
25:43I think they beat Missouri.
25:44I know Brandon was all over Missouri.
25:45I like that quarterback.
25:46They're very good as long as he's healthy.
25:48I'm taking Kansas.
25:49Yeah, Kansas is one of my plays for unnecessary roughness as well.
25:53Brandon, I don't know how you feel about this game fully, but I'm taking Ole Miss.
25:57Ole Miss minus 10.
25:58Fuck KU!
25:59Fuck KU!
26:00Fuck KU!
26:01Well, they really hate Kansas.
26:02Yeah, they do.
26:03They do.
26:04You gotta love it.
26:05Ole Miss lost to Kentucky last year.
26:07Kentucky won one SEC game, and it was against Ole Miss.
26:10It ended up being one of the games that kept Lane Kiffin and the Rebels out of the playoffs.
26:14I think that Lane is gonna run the score up.
26:16I do not like Kentucky.
26:17I don't think they're very good.
26:18I'm gonna take Ole Miss minus 10.
26:20Ev, your proper pick.
26:21Casey, we got a good old fashioned pickoff.
26:25Plug your nose, take the Kentucky Wildcats.
26:28They beat them last year, last four times they played.
26:31The game was decided by three points or less.
26:33I'm telling you, I think they have to go to Lexington, Kentucky.
26:36I think it's a close game.
26:37I think they keep it close.
26:38Give me the Wildcats plus 10.
26:39Ev, I gotta tell you though, last week I was in a pickoff with Brandon and I won.
26:43So I'm not looking forward to it.
26:45Battle Royale.
26:46Okay, let's move to the Reese's dynamic duo of the week.
26:50It's the perfect combination of chocolate and peanut butter.
26:52There's nothing like Reese's peanut butter cups.
26:55It doesn't really matter what you're doing as long as you have a peanut butter cup.
26:58Brandon, right?
26:59You go ahead.
27:00Do you have one down there?
27:01Do you need me to throw it?
27:02Yeah, you can eat that.
27:03Now talk.
27:04Talk.
27:05No.
27:06They're messing with the mics and everything's all screwed up now.
27:09Okay, so I'll just-
27:10Talk right here.
27:11Talk right here.
27:12What was the question?
27:13You're supposed to eat a Reese's.
27:14Just shut your face with Reese's and you're fine.
27:17You're absolutely fine.
27:18We can do that.
27:19Cycle!
27:20Cycle!
27:21It's Brandon's microphone right now, he can eat Reese's.
27:25Brandon Walker chips.
27:26Brandon Walker!
27:27There we go.
27:28The happy man over here.
27:29Brandon Walker!
27:30I love it.
27:35I love it.
27:36We're going to be hearing about this for the rest of the time.
27:38Okay, so Brandon, go ahead and eat your Reese's.
27:40The peanut butter cups, you can buy them anywhere.
27:41We know this.
27:42So our dynamic duo, I'm going to let you go first, Dave.
27:45Wherever you want to go with this.
27:46Yeah, so my dynamic duo is actually Florida State and Miami.
27:50Both apparently being back.
27:52It's been a long time.
27:53It's one of those bitter rivalries I grew up with.
27:55Both had monster wins.
27:57So I'm excited.
27:58I think college football, people say this, Brandon disputes it.
28:01Better when Miami and Florida State are both good.
28:04So that's my dynamic duo.
28:05And Florida hasn't played anybody yet.
28:07But they could potentially be very back, too, with DJ Lagways.
28:09Yeah.
28:10Also, we should just say Danny Boy Kane not banned from Tallahassee.
28:13That is an absolute rumor.
28:14Thank you for clearing that up.
28:15Yes, yes.
28:16Yeah.
28:17Florida State fans have to be over the moon after what they did to Alabama last week.
28:20Okay, Dan.
28:21It was a tough incident in 2017.
28:22Yeah, the hotels.
28:23The hotels.
28:24Dan, your dynamic duo.
28:27My dynamic duo is Ryan Day and alleged nipple piercings.
28:31So it's alleged, but I gotta say, I know this was photoshopped, but he is a nipple piercing
28:38guy.
28:39We can all agree.
28:40Ryan Day is the perfect guy to have a nipple piercing.
28:42So that picture went viral last week.
28:44I know it was photoshopped, but it was very funny.
28:46And if you had to picture one big time coach with a nipple piercing, it'd be Ryan.
28:51You know what makes me upset about that is that everybody thought it was real right
28:54away and then because the guy who photoshopped it DMed Liam Blutman is how we like fully
28:59knew that it was photoshopped.
29:00But I'm gonna believe it was real.
29:01I wanna believe it was real.
29:02Because they go together so perfectly.
29:03They go together like peanut butter and chocolate.
29:05And you know, the barbell.
29:06He didn't even have the ring.
29:07Yeah, eat some more.
29:08I will not comment on Ryan Day wearing or not wearing a nipple ring because I would
29:12not, I don't want, I'm not gonna be so soft I don't want to provoke him.
29:16Yeah.
29:17Okay.
29:18Well, I will go ahead.
29:19You already mentioned this Dave, but my dynamic duo is Barstool and the Big 12.
29:21Yes.
29:22Because after the showing that Columbus had, Ryan Day, he can't handle Dave in the stadium.
29:28We were supposed to be there.
29:29We had our flights.
29:30We had our hotels.
29:31They didn't want us there.
29:32That's fine.
29:33But you know who wants us?
29:34The Big 12.
29:35And that's why we're here.
29:36I was thinking about this Dave.
29:37I don't know exactly what year you guys first started doing the college football show.
29:41We've been doing this for like eight or nine years at this point.
29:43Can you imagine when you first started doing this that a major conference would be like,
29:47hey, we want you?
29:49I mean, it is surreal to be this close on campus, see this crowd.
29:54But you know, we've grown and it's great to be here and people love us and we love the
29:58people.
29:59And by the way, home football, days like this, which Ryan Day doesn't get, rivalries, hatred,
30:04talking shit.
30:05That's what makes college football the best.
30:08The best.
30:09And now we love the Big 12.
30:11Absolutely.
30:12So that is my dynamic duo is Barstool Sports and the Big 12 and Ev.
30:15I mean, it's tough.
30:16You know, here we are Big 12.
30:18We couldn't go to Columbus last year or last week.
30:20What is that noise?
30:22My dynamic duo, there is no greater sign of working a team.
30:26The starting quarterback's dad and father are going to go this way.
30:30My dynamic duo, Avery Johnson's dad and brother.
30:33Iowa State broke them, broke them in Ireland.
30:36That's my dynamic duo.
30:38By the way, I have no problem with the dad and brother fighting.
30:41I think that's, you know.
30:42That's college football, baby.
30:43You get a tough loss.
30:44You got to beat up someone in your family.
30:46It did make it way funnier, though, that they were in Ireland.
30:49Yeah.
30:50It was just like, you know, foreign soil and they're just beating each other up.
30:53My only question is, would you rather the dad or brother beating someone at random up?
30:56Like, they should just fight each other.
30:58They had a bad loss.
30:59He played bad.
31:00Let's just beat the fuck out of each other.
31:01I guarantee you, all throughout the state of Iowa, there's going to be family fights after this game.
31:05Oh, shit.
31:06Absolutely.
31:07It did make it way funnier once you realized they were family members.
31:09Like, it wasn't just two fans beating each other.
31:11Okay, Brandon, your microphone works now.
31:13The dynamic duo.
31:14Yeah, am I good?
31:15Am I good?
31:16Yes.
31:17The dynamic duo is the Iowa Hawkeyes and shitty quarterback play.
31:22Oh, wow.
31:23Now, no matter who they run out there, no matter who they get.
31:27Last week, did you see Gronowski?
31:28He couldn't do anything.
31:30Seven completions, 44 yards.
31:32No matter who they get, Iowa quarterback play.
31:35It sucks.
31:36Look at that.
31:37They got the passing yards right there.
31:39Brandon!
31:40Brandon!
31:41Brandon's just living for this.
31:42Absolutely living.
31:43Rocco Betts, 461 on the season.
31:45Gronowski, 44.
31:46Yeah, it wasn't good.
31:47We're going to talk about that game in a little bit.
31:49We'll talk about that.
31:50All right, let's go to our Sonic Top 10.
31:54Football fans deserve a better burger.
31:55The Sonic Smasher is made with two Angus beef seasoned patties.
31:58Smashed and seared.
31:59Crispy on the edges and juicy in the middle.
32:01Then it's layered with two slices of melty American cheese,
32:04a signature creamy and tangy Smasher sauce, crinkle cut pickles,
32:08diced onions and served on a pillowy soft potato bun.
32:11The Sonic Smasher melty, juicy yet crispy.
32:13The perfect burger bite.
32:15Brandon, Spiders surprised you with some Sonic.
32:20So you take that big boy.
32:23Here we go.
32:24Big 12 commish right here.
32:26This is our guy.
32:27This is our guy.
32:29Yes.
32:30He's got gifts for me.
32:31He's got gifts.
32:32Listen, the Big 12 is incredible.
32:35Here, give him a mic.
32:36Here, give him a mic.
32:37And I got you.
32:38We got a hoodie for him here.
32:42Oh, my.
32:43That is amazing.
32:44Look at this.
32:45The Big 12.
32:46Have you ever seen hospitality like this in your life?
32:50Oh, we got private stock.
32:52Big 12 bourbon.
32:53Big 12 bourbon.
32:54Big 12 bourbon.
32:55Big 12 bourbon, folks.
32:56This conference, this is the conference of dreams.
33:00And look what it says, Dave.
33:02Look what it says on like the hood.
33:03Big 12 hat.
33:04Look it.
33:05Let me see what this says right here.
33:06Big 12.
33:07Big 12.
33:08Big 12.
33:09Big 12.
33:10Big 12.
33:11All the gifts.
33:12A different league.
33:13A different league.
33:14That's it.
33:15A different league.
33:16That is awesome.
33:17Your first class.
33:18First class.
33:19This is the opposite of what I got in Ohio State.
33:22I'll tell you that much.
33:23This is Big 12 hospitality here.
33:26All right.
33:27So, Brandon, how's that Smasher?
33:28Can't beat it.
33:29How's that Smasher?
33:30A Sonic Cheeseburger is delicious.
33:31Yes.
33:32Y'all do whatever you want to do.
33:33I'm going to be on a Sonic Cheeseburger.
33:34I'm about to say, Brandon, every time people ask me, like, is he going to need a spit cup?
33:36Is he going to want to eat?
33:37I'm like, Brandon will eat 12 Sonic Smashers while we're on the show.
33:40Okay.
33:41So, every time we go on the road, Dave, we do a time.
33:44Did you?
33:45Brandon, what just happened?
33:46No, he just threw it.
33:47He just tried to throw it to an Iowa State fan.
33:48An Iowa fan intercepted it.
33:53Brandon treated that like it was the baseball getting stolen from a little kid.
33:57Come on.
33:58That's not your burger.
33:59That's not your burger.
34:00That's my guy over there.
34:01That's your burger.
34:02It's a burger.
34:03Did that hit the ground?
34:04No.
34:05Okay.
34:06I was like, if that's what you're saying.
34:07The skinny guy took it.
34:08Listen, okay.
34:09So, Dave, we always, when we go on the road, we do different top tens than just ranking
34:13the teams.
34:14What is our top ten today?
34:15So, what we did is the most bitter in-state rivalries, which, to be honest, is a very hard
34:20category because there's a lot of them that really hate each other.
34:23So, this is up there.
34:24So, here's what I got.
34:25All right.
34:26Let's unveil Dave's.
34:27We'll start with mine.
34:28Number two.
34:29Oh, wow.
34:30Brandon, look at your number two.
34:31Yeah.
34:32Wow.
34:33Yeah, I think Mississippi State.
34:34Why are you booing?
34:35You guys are up there.
34:36You're pretty high.
34:37You're number four most bitter rivalry in the country.
34:39That's pretty good.
34:40I think we can all agree Alabama-Auburn is probably the most bitter.
34:44Washington, Washington State, Oregon, Oregon State, Kentucky, Louisville, Oklahoma, Oklahoma
34:49State, BYU, Utah, Michigan, Michigan State, Iowa, Iowa State, Texas, Texas A&M, Mississippi
34:54State, Ole Miss, and Bama-Auburn.
34:56I think it's a pretty good list.
34:57You can argue either way for a bunch of them.
35:00Okay, Dan?
35:01I had Alabama-Auburn as well, number one.
35:04And then Washington, Washington State because Washington left Washington State.
35:08Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Iowa, Iowa State's number four.
35:11And then we gotta give some shout outs to the Maction, Akron, Kent State.
35:15Army, Navy?
35:16Yeah, that's America, Battle of America.
35:19Same country.
35:20Same country rivalry.
35:21And then Toledo, Bowling Green.
35:23Dan, you have some glaring misses here.
35:25What are the misses?
35:26What are the misses?
35:27Well, let me and Brandon- What did I miss?
35:30What did I miss?
35:31Ole Miss, Mississippi State.
35:32I thought we did rivalries.
35:34Army, Navy?
35:35Army, Navy.
35:36Army, Navy.
35:37It's in the same country.
35:39New York.
35:40It's a country.
35:41One big state, the United States of America.
35:44That's a good point.
35:45Okay, you have Miami, Florida.
35:46Okay, Brandon, go ahead.
35:47There were my Sonic Bay.
35:49Number one is Mississippi State, Ole Miss, Auburn, Alabama, South Carolina.
35:52I like this one.
35:53He has this at five.
35:54He's been kissing your ass the whole thing.
35:56Yeah.
35:57Now you guys at five.
35:58Five.
35:59Don't let him do that.
36:00Don't let him do that.
36:01He's basically saying you wouldn't make the 14 playoff.
36:04Don't let him do that.
36:05That's crazy.
36:06That's crazy.
36:08There's my list.
36:09Okay, and I-
36:10I forgot BYU-Utah, by the way.
36:11Yeah, Holy War.
36:12You gotta have Holy War on there.
36:13So, I think that Auburn, Alabama is always the most heated.
36:16They shoot each other.
36:17But I do have-
36:18Well, actually, I asked to put in.
36:19Listen.
36:20Six.
36:22I thought I reordered.
36:24I will say this, though.
36:25I'm not saying it's the worst.
36:26I'm the only one who respects this rivalry.
36:28No, I do too.
36:29I respect it.
36:30I respect it.
36:31But I did think that I have maybe reordered mine.
36:33But it's fine.
36:34I will say that I respect you guys far more than everybody else,
36:36because you play week two.
36:37You guys aren't scared of each other.
36:38No, you don't.
36:39Because Dave and I literally have them four.
36:40Yes.
36:41Well, I- I know they hate each other here.
36:43Brandon Walker has been treating you like a child and turned on you.
36:47No, but I do think that A&M Texas should be number one.
36:52But that's beside the point.
36:53So why didn't you put them number one?
36:54I did.
36:55I just said that I reordered them.
36:56And they aren't reordered there.
36:57Okay.
36:58Can you please stop?
36:59Just don't.
37:00Don't be angry with me.
37:01All right.
37:02Hey, hey, hey, hey.
37:03Cyclone.
37:04Cyclone.
37:05Eat another bite of your Sonics match real quick.
37:07Okay.
37:08All right.
37:09Let's get to the high noon game of the week.
37:10The reason that we are all here, obviously, the Iowa and Iowa State game.
37:14Iowa State minus three and a half.
37:15The over under 42 and a half.
37:17We've already talked about it a little bit.
37:19You know, Iowa, they just don't ever have quarterbacks.
37:22They just have some of the worst offensive play we've ever seen.
37:24Their defenses look good.
37:25Iowa State, though.
37:26A lot of people very high on them in the Big 12 race this year.
37:29Brandon, I will start with you.
37:31You just made me think of my first.
37:33That's why I wanted to do it.
37:34I wanted you to talk with your mouth full.
37:35I'll start.
37:36No, Dan, go ahead.
37:37No, you start.
37:38No.
37:39All right, here's mine.
37:40Okay.
37:41If anybody's gonna talk with their mouth full on the show, it's you.
37:43Boo.
37:44Somebody's getting booed over there.
37:45Some Iowa fans, I think.
37:46Okay, all right.
37:47Okay, go ahead, Brandon.
37:48Go ahead.
37:49He's got it.
37:50He's got it.
37:51Find it.
37:52Find it.
37:53You got it.
37:54Brandon Walker.
37:55Brandon Walker.
37:56Brandon Walker.
37:57Brandon Walker.
37:59Brandon Walker.
38:01Brandon Walker.
38:02Brandon Walker.
38:03Casey.
38:04Yes, Brandon.
38:05If you think the Iowa Hawkeyes are walking into this building today and beating this team
38:11that's already been at Ireland and won a big game, they're 2-0.
38:14Iowa State, big.
38:19Iowa State, 27, Iowa, three.
38:22Ooh.
38:23That score will check out for Iowa.
38:25Okay, Dan?
38:26Yeah, listen, this game is always played close.
38:28You guys know it.
38:29Weird score game.
38:30I think it's gonna be like 19-17.
38:32And if you're gonna give me three and a half, if Iowa State was underdogs by three and a half,
38:36I'd take Iowa State.
38:37I'm gonna have to take Iowa three and a half.
38:39But Iowa State can still win this game.
38:41I'm just being honest.
38:42Three and a half.
38:43You guys know this game is always played tight.
38:45You know this game is always played tight.
38:47Okay, Dave?
38:48So coming into the season, I actually thought Iowa would be a sleeper team
38:52because of the quarterback from Dakota, South Dakota.
38:54He has looked awful so far.
38:57Just miserable.
38:58Meanwhile, Iowa State has looked great.
39:00Like we're talking, they went and beat Kansas State.
39:03The quarterback, Beck, looked unbelievable.
39:05So how can you not go with the Cyclones?
39:07But here we go.
39:08Uh-oh.
39:09Uh-oh.
39:10Uh-oh.
39:11I mean, you guys had to see that coming.
39:15It's the biggest Caitlin Clark fan on the planet.
39:17And by the way, Caitlin grew up in Des Moines and still went to Iowa.
39:23I don't know what that says about anything.
39:25Listen, Iowa has come in here and the road team has dominated this series.
39:29I think it continues.
39:30I expect the quarterback to be much better.
39:33I talked to Caitlin on the phone.
39:35She said, trust me, the Hawkeyes are going to win this game.
39:38I'm taking the Hawkeyes.
39:39Listen.
39:40I love Caitlin Clark.
39:44I do.
39:45I love her.
39:46But Iowa State's winning this football game.
39:47I trust her I'll go back far more than Gwinowski.
39:50And listen, I do think he'll be better.
39:52I mean, I think 40 yards was just abysmal.
39:54They played Albany.
39:55But Iowa State's the better team.
39:56Iowa State's gonna show out.
39:57Iowa State's gonna win.
39:58Iowa's offense is always bad.
39:59I am taking Iowa State.
40:01Ev, how are you feeling down there?
40:03Dave, we don't like you in the Big Show.
40:05Real hate, real bad blood, in-state rivalry.
40:11This is what I call a water cooler game, because when you go to the office on Monday,
40:14you're gonna see that guy at the office you don't like.
40:16He roots for the other team, because you lost, and he's got a shit-eating grin,
40:19and you gotta deal with it all year long.
40:22It is real bad, but you will amongst these people.
40:25You go to the same grocery stores, pick up your laundry at the same place.
40:28You have to deal with it all year.
40:30There's no escape from it.
40:31But the million-dollar question is, can the Iowa Hawkeyes rally the troops,
40:35march down to Ames, walk in this building, and weather the storm that is the almighty Cyclones?
40:42You're goddamn right they can.
40:44Iowa, Big Ten football.
40:46Big Ten supremacy.
40:48I'm doubling up.
40:49Iowa with the points.
40:51Iowa Moneyline.
40:52Big Ten football.
40:54Big Ten football.
40:55Big Ten football.
40:56Last week, you were repping Big Ten football, and then you switched, right?
40:59No, listen, I love the Big 12, but I'm still a Michigan guy at heart, so Big Ten football.
41:03I would like everybody to know I'm a Big 12 girl, because they love Barstool.
41:06So, Big 12 Iowa State.
41:08Okay, so we're here.
41:09This is our first show on the road with Fox.
41:11We've got Big Noon Kickoff right over here.
41:13Dave, I know you're gonna be there every single week.
41:15We're gonna be on the show today.
41:16We're gonna be part of the show today.
41:17We're gonna be part of the show today, so tune in to Big Noon.
41:19Kick off the crowds.
41:20Great, they're great, and we're gonna just transition.
41:22I'm about to get on a fire truck, actually.
41:23I gotta get rid of the Iowa gear.
41:25You're gonna ride a fire truck?
41:27Yeah.
41:28They've got a fire truck that tailgates around the parking lot.
41:30Oh, that's awesome.
41:31That's gonna be awesome.
41:32So, yeah, we're all gonna move over there.
41:33Brandon, you can't swear on network TV, so work on that before we get over there.
41:35I got it.
41:36I'm ready.
41:37Okay?
41:38All right.
41:39Thank you guys for coming out.
41:40We're gonna be over there.
41:41Thank you to Ames.
41:42We'll see you guys in just a moment.
41:43Whose glasses?
41:44Whose glasses?
41:45Thanks, man.
41:47Thanks, man.
42:17Fuck you!
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