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00:30Welcome to the Barstool College Football Show Week 13, fellas.
00:56It is coming to an end really quickly, which is very sad.
00:58We're back in studio. How are we feeling?
01:00Great. Couldn't be better. Huge weekend of SEC football.
01:05It is like the worst weekend of SEC football.
01:08I think that's your dynamic duo.
01:11It is.
01:12I disagree with you. We can disagree.
01:14We can have a very civil debate later on.
01:17I would love to have a civil debate.
01:18Okay. All right. Great. Great.
01:19Hey.
01:20Great. See you there.
01:21Look forward.
01:21See you there.
01:21Without Oregon-USC this weekend, it would be a pretty tough weekend.
01:26I mean, it's always college football.
01:27It's always good, but it is a tough weekend for the SEC.
01:29There's a couple. There's a couple.
01:31You know, Missouri-Oklahoma and everybody else.
01:33Any game you can gamble on is a good game.
01:35There we go.
01:36That's true. That's a good point.
01:37Any college football game is a good one.
01:38That's going to be such a civil debate.
01:40Oh, you're just going to be amazing.
01:41It's going to be very civil.
01:42Yeah, you're just going to sit there thinking about it.
01:43Dave, how are you doing?
01:44Good.
01:45Okay. Ev?
01:47Yeah, great.
01:48I mean, it's a shame the SEC has taken a week off
01:50during one of the most crucial weeks of college football,
01:52but that's what they do.
01:53It just means more down there.
01:55Well, I guess there's going to be a civil debate later.
01:57You guys were playing Grambling earlier this year.
01:59But you guys were also playing, like, Jerk Off West.
02:02Not everybody. Not everybody.
02:03I don't know.
02:04We played Notre Dame.
02:05We played Texas.
02:06We played Notre Dame.
02:07Well, we'll get to that civil debate in a little bit.
02:09I look forward to it.
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02:30So as we've talked about, we talked about it on Big Noon last weekend as well.
02:33Michigan right now does control their destiny with the playoff race.
02:37We know Ohio State is next week, and with this show we always get to it.
02:40But this week is important to keep that alive.
02:42I know a lot of people think it's sleepy,
02:43so we're going to start with number 18, Michigan at Maryland.
02:46Michigan minus 14, the over-under at 46.5.
02:49Dave, how are you feeling about this knowing what's looming next week?
02:52Yeah, I was one of the few, I think, figures who covers college football
02:58who has been saying for a long time,
03:00people writing the Wolverines off after we lost at USC.
03:03I said, not so fast.
03:04I said, not so fast.
03:06We control our own destiny.
03:08Everything is in front of us.
03:09Just can't stub our toe until we get to Ohio State,
03:13which traditionally, if you look at how Michigan plays,
03:15it's the easiest game on the schedule for us.
03:17So we've got to get through Maryland.
03:19Last week was a trip to the dentist, an absolute dogfight,
03:24five turnovers, two missed field goals, a whole host of other issues,
03:29and still found a way to win the football game.
03:31That's what great teams do.
03:33I think we win easily this week.
03:36We haven't put together four quarters of football.
03:39We're saving that.
03:40We save that for Thanksgiving Day weekend.
03:42But, yeah, we've got to get through this game.
03:45And then everything's on the line for Ohio State.
03:49You beat Ohio State, you go to the playoffs.
03:52So when you were doing those sad car rides earlier this year
03:55with the phone camera after Michigan lost to USC and lost Oklahoma,
03:59and you were saying, well, this team's just not very good.
04:02I don't like this team at all.
04:03That was just – what was that?
04:06I mean, that was the summer months, basically, when they lost.
04:09They haven't lost in, like, six weeks.
04:11A little stat.
04:11Play anybody in six weeks.
04:13Here's a little – I think we talked – like, I haven't had –
04:15I haven't woke up on a Monday with, like, my favorite team losing
04:19in, like, two months between Michigan and the Patriots.
04:22It's been a great run for me.
04:23Like, yeah, I mean, they didn't look good early in the season.
04:27They lost to – I mean, Oklahoma is a legitimate team.
04:30It was, like, Underwood's, like, second and third game of his life.
04:33So you lose a game on the road to a team that just went in
04:36and spanked Alabama.
04:38They're a pretty good team.
04:39And USC's not bad.
04:40So two understandable losses.
04:43And I'd rather be playing Ohio State than those two teams again,
04:46I'll tell you that.
04:47So we go in, play Ohio State, and we're a different team now.
04:51Dan, what do you think?
04:52Like, I don't know.
04:53I mean, what are we going to say?
04:54You're probably talking, I mean, Florida State, you know,
04:58beat the piss out of Alabama.
05:00Like, so, I mean, Notre Dame lost games early.
05:02So what are we talking about?
05:03Early in the season is different.
05:04It's a much different time of year.
05:06What you are two months ago isn't what you are now, Walker.
05:09I'm simply making the point that you just said I'm the only one
05:12in national media that said, whoa, pump the brakes on us.
05:14No, I regrouped that.
05:15Listen, what do you want?
05:16You want me to be unhappy?
05:18You've got to remember one of those games,
05:20Casey and T-Bob want me to blow my brains out.
05:23That put me in a really bad mood.
05:25So, like, I got over that.
05:28And then the next day, you look at the schedule, you go, you know what?
05:31Everything's in front of this team and is proven prophetic.
05:36Yeah, I mean, he's not wrong in the fact that they went out,
05:39they go to the playoff.
05:40I am excited for next week, but this is always the spot in the schedule
05:44where I'll take Maryland just because Michigan has all eyes on next week.
05:49And this is the famous spot when our colleague,
05:53Urban Meyer, almost died on the sideline.
05:55Remember that game against Maryland the week before Thanksgiving?
05:58So, this is, you know, Maryland, no one's scared of Maryland.
06:01And Michigan might kind of sleepwalk this.
06:04Also, Michigan just, the amount of, like, Bryce Underwood just throws the ball
06:08to linebackers.
06:09He doesn't give a fuck.
06:10Listen, those are two of the cleanest.
06:11Bryce, you can almost admire those two interceptions
06:14and how clean and crisp they were.
06:17You won't see an interception that looks that crisp.
06:21Like, you know, he had his decision pre-snap
06:24because the first half, the play-action pass is working well,
06:28and they do that McCulley, like, crossing pattern.
06:31And he decided he's going to throw the ball 100 miles per hour
06:34across the middle, and there happened to be a linebacker five feet away
06:38with an immense amount of stick-em on his gloves.
06:42And it was beautiful in a perverse way, those interceptions.
06:46Yeah, he throws interceptions where he's like,
06:49if I throw this hard enough, I will throw it literally through the guy.
06:52Through the guy.
06:52In between.
06:54Because then it always makes no sense.
06:56Those linebackers for Northwestern maybe should go out for wide receivers
07:00because those were beautiful hands catches, like, no bobbling.
07:04It was, those interceptions happened so fast, I was just like,
07:07oh, that was kind of beautiful.
07:09Brandon, I guess if you're going to throw an interception,
07:12it being beautiful versus ugly is.
07:13No, I'm not participating in that.
07:16Here's the thing about this game.
07:17Listen, Michigan's not going to be in danger of losing,
07:19but it will be sleepy, it will be ugly.
07:21They'll win, like, 20 to 10.
07:23It'll just be nasty and gross.
07:25Maryland plus the 14, but Michigan's not in any serious danger.
07:28Yeah, I agree.
07:28Michigan's going to win the game.
07:29I think Maryland keeps it within the number.
07:31Ev, what do you think?
07:32Yeah, I mean, Maryland's going to cover.
07:33I mean, Michigan's just not a very good team.
07:35We're talking about how well they throw interceptions.
07:38They're just not that physical.
07:39They're getting by the skin of their teeth against Northwestern.
07:42They're just not very good.
07:44We're going to beat the shit out of them next week.
07:45Dave's afraid to do the show.
07:46That's why we're not doing it.
07:48Did I just transport back to 2024?
07:52Yep.
07:53They're just not that good.
07:55We're going to beat the shit out of them.
07:56That was like a time machine.
07:59Hey, fat boy, just zip it up until after the game.
08:02Hey, this song and dance gets old real fast when you say the same thing every year, big boy.
08:07You got one week left.
08:08Every year, fat boy, it's the same thing.
08:11They're not very good.
08:12We're going to beat them.
08:12We'll shut them up this year.
08:14You haven't beat us in seven years.
08:16Just zip it, fat boy.
08:17It has been seven years.
08:18You're a mass fat.
08:19It has not been seven years.
08:21We're going to kick it.
08:22That's why we're not doing the show.
08:23Okay.
08:23Same song and dance.
08:25Wait till the end of the game and this and that.
08:34Every year, it's the same old shit with you guys.
08:37If you're smart, you would because you got one week left and then you'll have nothing.
08:40May I ask a question?
08:40That's what you said last year.
08:43You're crazy diving into this.
08:44No, no, no.
08:45It's a real question.
08:46It's a programming question.
08:47Are you guys streaming the game together?
08:49I don't know what we're doing.
08:50He doesn't want to.
08:52Okay.
08:52He doesn't want to.
08:52I'm going to be at the game.
08:54I'm going to be at the game.
08:55I don't know if I'm going in.
08:56My mother.
08:57My mother's like, I want to join in and watch.
09:00Your mother is a shit out of Ozzy.
09:02My mother would punch you in the nose, fat boy.
09:05Yeah, she wouldn't.
09:06You wouldn't, punk.
09:10Where's that picture?
09:11I sent it to Taylor LeJuan.
09:12I go, are you ready to go fishing this year?
09:14I literally said, I'll pull it up.
09:16I sent it.
09:17I go, I can't wait to go fishing in two weeks.
09:19I'll pull it up right now.
09:21Where is it?
09:22Just so you know.
09:23It's not like fake bravado.
09:25We're like, this is Taylor.
09:27I can't wait to go deep sea fishing in a couple of weeks.
09:30Like we are literally, it's not just for this.
09:35We are so excited to go catch a big one again.
09:38This is like, we celebrate.
09:40This isn't like.
09:41So excited that we're not doing the show.
09:43So excited that you don't want to do the show.
09:46You don't want to stream.
09:47I haven't said we're not doing the show.
09:48It's just whether I'm going to go into the game.
09:51Season's flown by.
09:52Best part is their confidence grows every year, only to be wildly let down and go, this might be the end of Big F.
09:58That was Taylor.
09:59I go, if that boy can't take another loss.
10:02This is what we do in our off time last time.
10:07Like this isn't, that wasn't meant for like the cameras, but that's how confident we are.
10:12I can't wait.
10:13I'm going to bring my fishing rod.
10:15This is why I think Maryland covers the points.
10:18They're definitely going to go.
10:20Michigan's going to win the game, but yes, it's all about next week.
10:22Let's go to Pitt at number 16, Georgia Tech.
10:25Georgia Tech minus two and a half.
10:26The over under 61 and a half.
10:27Brandon, I'm going to start with you because we've seen Georgia Tech sneak out a lot of games.
10:31They're nine and one.
10:32You've not been very high on them this year.
10:34Haynes King is a dog.
10:35What do you think happens in this game?
10:36They won a lot of close games, but they're in a lot of close games.
10:39But I'm going to believe Pat Narduzzi had his word last week.
10:43He told me something.
10:43I was like, should I believe this man?
10:45And they came out and played like that game didn't matter at all, which tells me they have been worried about this game from the start.
10:52I ain't Pitt plus two and a half right here.
10:53Pitt goes down and wins the game.
10:54Dan?
10:55Yeah, Brandon nailed it.
10:56I out-thought myself last week when I was like, oh, he's playing games and he's being cagey and he's going to keep it close to Notre Dame.
11:03No, he was telling the God's honest truth that he did not give a fuck about Notre Dame.
11:07He wants to try to get to the ACC championship game.
11:10He has to win this game.
11:11And Georgia Tech's been – obviously they only have one loss, but what's their – you know, Clemson has obviously fallen off the face of the earth.
11:18That was an early win that looked really good.
11:20And not to say that they don't deserve to be where they are.
11:23It's more – they're not – like everyone's kind of the same in the ACC.
11:28Everyone's kind of just shitty.
11:30It's a bad league this year.
11:31I'll take Pitt, especially if they had a bye week last week against Notre Dame because it feels like they did.
11:36Yeah, they did.
11:37They just took it off.
11:38We talked about this when we were at Wrigley.
11:40Like now in retrospect, why would Pat Narduzzi actually say he doesn't give a fuck and actually not give a fuck?
11:45Because he just didn't give a fuck.
11:46But like that's crazy.
11:47Somebody asked him, I guess.
11:48Yeah.
11:49Or are they just not that good?
11:51No, I think they just didn't give a fuck.
11:53Or did they give a fuck and they just got their asses kicked?
11:55Maybe.
11:55He thought he was doing something, but he actually wasn't?
11:58Maybe he thought he was doing the rope-a-dope and then they just actually got their ass kicked.
12:00Or maybe he thought – he knew that they were going to get killed, so now he has an excuse of being like I told you.
12:06I think that's part of it as well.
12:07A lot of different angles.
12:08It certainly looked like they didn't give a fuck.
12:09Dave, who are you taking?
12:11I'm taking Georgia Tech.
12:13I fell for the banana in the tailpipe.
12:16I took Pittsburgh last week.
12:17I won't do it again.
12:19I'm just going to say that he doesn't – yeah, I'm not – I can't go with Narduzzi again.
12:25I don't know what his rationale was, but I'm going to take Georgia Tech.
12:29Liam, what do you think about this game?
12:31Same thing as Big Ham, Brian.
12:33You don't have anything else to add?
12:35No.
12:36I see it the same way as them.
12:39Okay.
12:40Love that.
12:40I'm going to take Georgia Tech as well.
12:42I mean, I know they played in a lot of close games.
12:44They just find ways to win.
12:45I know they've only lost one, but I'm going to take Georgia Tech.
12:47Let's go to the SEC.
12:48Not all SEC games are cupcakes this week, Brandon.
12:51Number 22, Missouri at number 8, Oklahoma.
12:53Oklahoma minus 7.5, the over under at 41.5.
12:56Dan, Oklahoma coming off of an incredibly emotional win over Alabama.
13:00You know, Missouri is now, I think, their third start with their quarterback.
13:03What do you think happens in this one?
13:05I'm going to take – I'm going to take the over, and I'm going to take Missouri.
13:09And Missouri, just because Oklahoma's run a gauntlet –
13:12Missouri's actually kind of run a gauntlet as well.
13:14Both these teams are the tail end of just playing a ton of tough, tough games.
13:18But Oklahoma's, you know, can go to the playoff here.
13:21I think they're going to win this game, but there has to be at least a little bit
13:25of an emotional letdown after what they've been through, after what they've gone,
13:29you know, going to Alabama and winning that game in the fashion they want it.
13:32So, I'll take the 7.5, and I like the over just because I think there's going to be
13:36a little bit of a – Oklahoma's strength is defense, and if there's a little letdown,
13:40they might be able to put some points up.
13:42Brandon?
13:42Yeah, I'll go Missouri, too.
13:46They can run the football.
13:48Ahmad Hardy is leading the country in rushing yards, and nobody talks about him.
13:52It is a freshman quarterback, but now he's on his third start.
13:55And Oklahoma, to me, is a team that is always upset-able because they are very good.
13:59Their defense is very good, but their offense just isn't very good.
14:02So, they're going to win a bunch of close games where they get out-gained,
14:05and this could be another one of them.
14:07I think 7.5 is too much between these two teams.
14:08Dave?
14:10Well, at first I got to tip my cap to Brandon, who told me Missouri would
14:14absolutely demolish Mississippi State.
14:16He said Mississippi State stinks.
14:18They're overrated.
14:19Time out.
14:19And that Missouri would absolutely beat them by 30 when I thought Mississippi State
14:25would be able to play with them.
14:27So, thank you, Brandon.
14:28I should have listened.
14:28And Mississippi State was going to lose by 50.
14:31I heard him say that.
14:32And to be fair, you told everybody that.
14:34No, wait, wait.
14:35He said, we have no chance.
14:36Casey, stop.
14:37Mississippi State's horrific.
14:39Oh, no, he didn't say that part.
14:40No, he pulled me aside.
14:41He said that we shouldn't even play this game.
14:42I was like, no, I have faith in Mississippi State.
14:44He did tell me not to take the points.
14:47No, he pulled me aside.
14:49He was like, hey, listen, this game today, this is the type of game that we all
14:52stopped giving the NIL fund.
14:53Everybody shut up.
14:55Everybody shut up.
14:55Okay, you didn't say that.
14:56Again, I give credit to Brandon.
14:59He told me, do not bet on this team.
15:01They're trash.
15:02No.
15:02We're going to lose by 50.
15:03And I didn't listen, and I lost.
15:06So, thank you, Brandon, for trying to look out for me on how shitty Mississippi State was.
15:10This game, not 100% sure where I feel.
15:13I won't bet in real life.
15:14These guys, I'll take Missouri plus the points, but I have no feel on it.
15:19I should have listened to Brandon last week.
15:21I wish Mississippi State was playing, and he could tell me how terrible they were.
15:24What I said was, hey, man, we're injured, and we need a bye week.
15:28We're out of gas.
15:29It's a tough road game at Missouri.
15:31Don't think we're going to be able to cover the number here.
15:33Don't bet us.
15:33That's what I said.
15:34You never said we were trash.
15:35You did say that to me as well.
15:37I said out of gas.
15:38You said just don't take the points.
15:39Don't bet it.
15:40Yeah.
15:40I knew.
15:41I think trash was used.
15:42I didn't say trash.
15:43I said out of gas.
15:45That's what I said.
15:45It does kind of sound the same.
15:46Gas, trash.
15:47Ev, what do you think about this game?
15:50Yeah, I mean, I like Mizzou.
15:51I mean, just seven in the hook, low total.
15:53I think it's a low-scoring defensive bet.
15:54I'll take Mizzou in the point.
15:55Yeah, I mean, I know for the graphic it's not good, but I'm going to take Missouri as
15:58well.
15:58In fact, I think that if this game was in Columbia, I might even think they're going to win this
16:01game.
16:02Oklahoma coming down from that high, and they have been very good, but there's just something
16:05about a Venables-led team right now that I can't fully buy into.
16:08It being in Norman does help me believe in Oklahoma, but I'm going to take Missouri to
16:12cover the spread.
16:12All right, a thank you guy, and he won't even take a thank you.
16:16Who?
16:17Brandon.
16:17Walker.
16:18Well, there was a disingenuous thank you.
16:20I think we all agree with that.
16:21It was you saying thank you out loud, but not meaning it at all, and I-
16:25I meant it.
16:26You tried to protect me.
16:27I did, I did, and you belittled me when I did it, too, and you helped him belittle me.
16:32Everybody belittled me.
16:32I didn't, I just sat in silence.
16:34I watched it happen.
16:34I was belittling it last week.
16:36I had nothing to do, this game was never on my radar last week.
16:38No, you were like, you were like, you're in trouble.
16:40He's going to get you now.
16:41No, no, no, no, well, if I, yeah, it was a dumb move, but you were trying to be a good guy.
16:46You know how bad your team is better than anybody else.
16:48What was dumb about trying to help a friend?
16:50Because you were inserting, you know that inserting yourself into a big bet that Dave
16:54was making puts you in the crossing.
16:55No, he asked.
16:56I didn't insert any, he asked.
16:57I didn't insert.
16:58I'm pretty sure he asked.
16:59There was a conversation where-
17:00Did I insert or did you ask?
17:01No, you were 100% insane.
17:02I did not insert.
17:03He was talking out loud, and you were like, don't take us.
17:06He was talking about the parlay.
17:07Yeah.
17:08I didn't insert.
17:08Yeah.
17:09I didn't.
17:09And I then said, that was a bad move.
17:12Right.
17:12And by the way, they hung around for like a quarter, but-
17:15That's not hanging around.
17:17You're right, they stink.
17:17That's not what I said.
17:18All right, thank you for your thank you.
17:21But there was the point where if he didn't take it because you said not to take it, and
17:25it did cover, that you would have been fucked.
17:27Is there a way we can move on?
17:28Yeah.
17:29Is there any way we can move on?
17:30Yeah.
17:30Okay, let's go to number 11, BYU at Cincy.
17:33You're not belittling.
17:34Do you want to move on or not?
17:36No, I told you you were in trouble.
17:38What the hell?
17:38I was trying to help you.
17:40You're a toddler.
17:40You said that you're a toddler.
17:41And I was like, hey, don't say that they're-
17:43Brandon Walker says his Mississippi State team stinks.
17:46I will listen.
17:47Yes.
17:48And I said-
17:48Do you want to move on?
17:49And he said-
17:50Do you want to move on?
17:50When he said that they were trash, I was like, don't say that.
17:53Dave's going to say it out loud on the show on Thursday.
17:57And then he did.
17:58Are you done?
17:59Out of gas.
18:00Okay.
18:00Number 11, BYU at Cincy.
18:02BYU minus two and a half.
18:03The over-under at 54 and a half.
18:05Dave, you will be there with Big Noon Kickoff.
18:07You've been a believer in BYU.
18:09Last week, some people thought that TCU could beat them.
18:12They beat the shit out of them.
18:13Everybody on this panel.
18:14So how do you feel about this game?
18:16I'm taking BYU again.
18:18They just-
18:19Nobody gives them any credit.
18:21They've lost once to a potential national champion-type team in Texas Tech,
18:26beating everybody else.
18:27And I can't count how many weeks Brandon and Dan have told me they're going to lose.
18:33Iowa State, that was going to be a loss.
18:36I think that was the only week.
18:37No, last week.
18:38I did last week.
18:39I don't remember saying it out loud.
18:43And they smooshed it.
18:44Did you take it?
18:45I thought it could be-
18:46I didn't bet it.
18:47So I obviously didn't think-
18:48I wasn't strong enough to bet TCU.
18:51I said it out loud.
18:52I like BYU here again.
18:55I think they're a playoff team.
18:57I do think if they lose twice to Texas Tech, they are still a playoff team.
19:01So I like BYU.
19:03Shout out, Cosmo.
19:04They're definitely not putting them in if they lose twice to Texas Tech.
19:07I think they deserve to be.
19:09Deserve to be fine, but they wouldn't be.
19:11If they play Texas Tech close?
19:13I don't know.
19:13I think they could be.
19:14They could be a two-bit league.
19:17I think last year they would have.
19:18This year they're such a log jam.
19:20There's so much at the bottom-
19:21or not the bottom, but the bottom of the playoff race with the SEC and the Big Ten.
19:24But, Dan, what do you think is going to happen?
19:26Yeah, I like Cincy here.
19:27BYU's frauds.
19:28Cosmo stinks.
19:30Cosmo doesn't stink.
19:31Yeah, Cosmo does stink.
19:32He makes it all about himself.
19:34Listen, I think Cincinnati's going to win this game.
19:37Brandon?
19:38Cosmo stinks.
19:38The Cincinnati Bearcat makes it all about himself.
19:42I'm not familiar with the Cincinnati Bearcat.
19:45I know what Cosmo is because he's jumping into pools and through fire at 10 o'clock at night.
19:50Push-up table.
19:50Puts his body on the line.
19:52Yeah.
19:53How long have you hated Cosmo?
19:55Since I lost my Game of the Year bet, like, in 2021, that was Baylor-BYU over, and I was
20:02up until, like, 2 in the morning, and I couldn't get a first down.
20:05Fair.
20:05He's just staring at Liam right now.
20:06Cosmo was just jumping through shit.
20:08Fair.
20:08But show me the Cincinnati Bearcat breathing fire, jumping through a hoop of fire.
20:13I don't give a fuck.
20:13I go for a football game.
20:14Hey, listen, if you want to go, if you, on a Saturday afternoon, if you want to go, like,
20:20have a good time and giggle, I'll take you with my kids to the Paw Patrol live show in
20:26the Chicago Theater, okay?
20:27Because that sounds like what you want to do.
20:28That would be fun.
20:29But you want, you guys, you guys are talking mascots.
20:32I want to watch football.
20:32I can't have bets of both worlds.
20:34I want to watch football.
20:35You guys want to watch basketball?
20:36I want to watch football, too.
20:37Okay.
20:39Ev, what do you think about this?
20:40Where do you land on Cosmo?
20:41No, I was going to come back to you.
20:45You said Brandon, and then they started talking.
20:47Brandon.
20:49BYU's a fraud.
20:49I'm taking Cincinnati plus the two and a half.
20:52They stink.
20:53Blah, blah, blah.
20:54There's Brandon's pick.
20:55He's right.
20:56Go.
20:56Okay.
20:58Just let Dave talk for him.
20:59Okay.
21:00Ev, now.
21:01Honestly, the pick I like the most in this game is the over.
21:03I think they'd both be able to score.
21:06I've been on Cincinnati all year.
21:08Like, I kind of called my shot with them.
21:09They've had a better season than a lot of people thought.
21:11But I think we talk about not necessarily up this.
21:13I think the coaching edge here is big for BYU.
21:16I think I just trust them a little more at this point.
21:17I'll take BYU in the over.
21:19This line, to me, screams BYU, by the way.
21:22They're, like, it's a simpleton bet to take Cincinnati.
21:27Liam, outside of your Cosmo opinion, what do you think about the game itself?
21:30Yeah, I love BYU in this spot.
21:32I think that they assert their physical presence.
21:35We learn time and time again.
21:37Spreads don't matter for BYU.
21:39It's just there's these tricky spreads, this and that.
21:42They overcome it every single time.
21:44I agree with Dave.
21:45This is a BYU line.
21:47I agree with Ev.
21:48Kalani Satake is a much better coach than Satterfield.
21:51Satake in the mix for some jobs.
21:53We'll see what happens there.
21:54I don't think he should leave.
21:55King shouldn't leave his castle.
21:56Okay, I'm going to take BYU as well.
21:59Let's go to the game, the biggest game of the week, and it's also a de facto playoff game, I think, especially for USC.
22:05Number 15, USC at number seven, Oregon.
22:07Oregon minus nine and a half.
22:09The over-under at 59 and a half.
22:11Dan, USC, especially this offense, it's come alive.
22:14We've seen how gritty their win was last week.
22:17It went in the rain, which was weird.
22:19And Oregon, you know, outside of the Indiana game, really hasn't played anybody.
22:23I mean, they haven't really beaten anybody yet.
22:25What do you think is going to happen in this one?
22:27Yeah, I've thought about this.
22:28We picked them yesterday.
22:30I took USC.
22:31Dave, I've had some time to think about it.
22:34That's a sucker play.
22:35It's Oregon.
22:36It's Oregon minus nine and a half.
22:37I'm making a fun official play.
22:38I reversed on that.
22:39Well, then that fancy.
22:42Uh-oh.
22:42Now you're fucked.
22:43Uh-oh.
22:43Well, yeah.
22:44I mean, that destroys the logic of why I jumped on Oregon.
22:47Well, let's see what everyone else picks.
22:49Let's see what everyone else picks.
22:50All right, let's see what everyone else picks.
22:52Well, I don't want to be in the pressure cooker here.
22:54Wait, so wait, hold on.
22:55So on Pick'Em, Dan took.
22:57We all had USC, and then it hit me.
23:01It was a sucker pick, so I flipped Oregon.
23:03But if Dan is not realizing it.
23:04Yeah, now you've got to go back to USC.
23:06What do you have?
23:07I mean, I'm taking USC.
23:08Okay, you are.
23:09So I'm going to say reference yesterday.
23:10I picked Oregon.
23:11Yes.
23:12And I'm going to stick with Oregon here because I just think USC on the road has been very,
23:16very lukewarm.
23:17Not very good.
23:18I just think not yet.
23:19Nine and a half, Dave.
23:20It's like, it's crazy.
23:21So then I'm back on USC, and when people are like, why are you picking different things
23:25for different shows?
23:26Because things have changed.
23:27Now I'm seeing a board that is one USC and two Oregon, so I am going to go USC.
23:33I'd love for USC to win this.
23:35It's good for the Big Ten.
23:36And this would really be a wrench if USC beats Oregon because then once Michigan beats Ohio
23:43State, you could have five teams from the Big Ten with legitimate claims.
23:47I think that this, for me, and looking at the way that Lincoln-Riley teams have played,
23:51we know that their offense, what?
23:53No, I just want to.
23:54I'm making the officials flip right now.
23:55I just want to ask one question.
23:56I think Oregon might assign us.
23:57Okay.
23:57When's the last time a Lincoln-Riley team came into a big game, you believed in them,
24:02and they came through?
24:03Because I can't remember it happening.
24:05It's been a long time.
24:06And the way that they played last week, and again, whether I'm buying into the emotion
24:11and I'm being a sucker again, Dan Lanning does all that too.
24:14But the way that this team, they do look like they have a different toughness to them that
24:18they've never had under Lincoln-Riley.
24:20And Makai Lemon is awesome.
24:21Like, he is so good.
24:22I mean, before we go nuts on last week, Iowa was coming off an absolute gut-wrenching loss.
24:28And they got screwed.
24:28Traveling to the West Coast.
24:30And they got screwed.
24:31That guy's foot was down.
24:33But I'm just saying the way that Lincoln-Riley acted at the end of the game, like,
24:36I've never seen that man show that emotion.
24:38And again, maybe I'm a sucker for the moment, but I do think that this team is playing with
24:41a different grit than we've seen.
24:43I'm not saying that they're a phenomenal football team by any stretch.
24:45I love this offense.
24:46Their defense is playing better.
24:47I am going to take USC.
24:49And again, maybe I'm a sucker for the moment.
24:50Ev, who are you taking?
24:51I don't think you can give grit awards when you're home.
24:55But, like, their team in general never plays with the emotion that they have under Lincoln-Riley.
25:00I mean, the man was, like, almost crying on the sidelines.
25:02I've never seen that.
25:03What's his name?
25:04Because he's never won a big game.
25:05Dan's quarterback was crying in the stands.
25:09Yeah.
25:09That makes me think that Oregon is going to win.
25:13Because, like, if you show that much emotion in the next game.
25:15Well, this man could have gotten fired at some point.
25:18Like, of course they're showing emotion.
25:19Caleb Williams was literally bawling his eyes.
25:20We're not talking about Caleb Williams, Dave.
25:23We're not talking about Caleb Williams.
25:24We're talking about Lincoln-Riley.
25:25Well, she's saying she's never seen anyone say emotion.
25:27We're talking about Lincoln-Riley.
25:28I said Lincoln-Riley showing the emotion.
25:30I've never seen him.
25:31I've seen him.
25:31I thought you said his team.
25:32I thought you said his team.
25:33I said grit.
25:33I said grit.
25:34I said grit.
25:34I'm 7-3.
25:35You can talk about it.
25:36Yeah.
25:36Also, I'm okay.
25:37I've always said it's okay if Caleb Williams cries.
25:39That was the most emotion I've ever seen by a mom-man ever.
25:43I'm okay with Caleb Williams crying to his mom, by the way.
25:45This is not about Caleb Williams.
25:46What the fuck are we talking about?
25:47I didn't do it.
25:48He said it.
25:48He said it.
25:49Dave said it.
25:49Dave said it.
25:50I'm okay with it.
25:51I'm okay with men crying.
25:52Behind the tape, you said a team.
25:53I don't think you said Lincoln-Riley.
25:55I thought you said my Ava.
25:57Me?
25:57Yeah.
25:58No, I said Lincoln-Riley.
26:00I don't think so.
26:01What's that?
26:02Anyway, I'm taking Oregon.
26:03Regardless, I'm okay with anybody crying.
26:04I said that Lincoln-Riley was almost crying after the game.
26:07But regardless, I'm okay with any man crying if they want to cry.
26:10If you're crying after beating Iowa, you're not ready to go to Alton Stadium.
26:13That may be true.
26:14And like I said, maybe I'm buying into the emotion.
26:16I think that USC covers the points.
26:18Ev, what do you think?
26:19I don't love it.
26:20I guess I'm going to take Oregon.
26:21And it's just hard to let you.
26:22They've just been so underwhelming.
26:23Like every big game they've played in, even Iowa.
26:26Like they were – listen, Dottie Moore made some great throws in the last drive
26:29to win the game.
26:29Credit to them.
26:30But I think Iowa's like a decent team.
26:32I don't think they're great.
26:33It's just scary for me to lay this much.
26:35But also, I feel like the line is screaming to take Oregon.
26:38It opened 7-1⁄2, immediately jumped to 9-1⁄2.
26:41I guess I'm taking Oregon, but I'm not –
26:43Wasn't it at one point over – like it was like 11 at some point, wasn't it?
26:47Am I crazy?
26:47I know it opened 7-1⁄2.
26:49Immediately it darted up a couple of games.
26:50I don't know.
26:51For some reason, then, I thought it was over double digits.
26:53But, again, if anybody wants to cry, it's fine.
26:56Let's go to the DraftKings Dark Horse host parlay.
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27:18I do not think we've hit one this year, so we have to be due because we always hit one.
27:22We hit one every year.
27:22So, we're going to start with Dave.
27:25Who is your dark horse this week?
27:27So, I've been on the right side of Vanderbilt pretty much the entire season.
27:32Now, granted, Dan told me he was the Air Force whisperer last week, and I bet it and lost.
27:37So, that doesn't guarantee something every week.
27:39I think Kentucky 9-1⁄2, I think they lose the game, but they hang around for most of it.
27:45And they've been kind of scrappy, and I don't know that Vandy is, like, a blowout-type team yet.
27:50So, I'll take Kentucky.
27:51All right.
27:51Ev?
27:52Oh, by the way, Dave also told me that he was the UNC whisperer, and they didn't cover.
27:58So, Tim and Tatt.
27:59So, whisperer off.
27:59Well, Bill was worried about cheerleading.
28:01Well, I mean, again, let he who has never played men's league baseball, hockey, softball, be the first to cast the stone.
28:14I'm just talking gambling right now.
28:16I mean, listen.
28:16I gave you a loser.
28:18You gave me a loser.
28:19We're losers.
28:19Listen, I lost a lot of money on that game, and I was very frustrated because Belichick coached that game like an idiot.
28:29Wait, did I hear that his girlfriend sent you a thumbs-down?
28:32Yeah, she did.
28:33That's just unsolicited from nowhere?
28:36Yeah, unsolicited.
28:37That's not good.
28:38All right, Ev, your pick?
28:40I love Florida this week.
28:41They're getting four.
28:42I think they win the game outright, but I'll take the points.
28:44I think what Tennessee wants to do plays into Florida's strength.
28:47You've seen at home, their defense is really, really good, really talented.
28:51I think they'll be able to run the ball, play defense, and win the game, but I'll take the four points.
28:56Go, Gators.
28:56I like that pick.
28:57All right, Dan?
28:59Charlotte, plus 43-and-a-half against Georgia.
29:01Kirby Smart never covers these spreads.
29:04Brandon, you like that a lot, don't you?
29:05I like that one, too.
29:05He never, ever does.
29:06He's like 0-9 when the spread is over 38 points.
29:10I like all four of these.
29:10Yeah, they'll just take the air out of it.
29:14Obviously, like, this is one of those bets you're going to freak out when it's 28-nothing two minutes into the second quarter.
29:22Just be calm.
29:23They're not going to do anything in the second half.
29:26We've already broken down the game, but I'm going to take USC plus 9-and-a-half.
29:29The old sweatshirts we used to sell, the stay calm.
29:31Stay calm.
29:31Stay calm.
29:32Stay calm.
29:34USC plus 9-and-a-half.
29:35I think that this offense keeps them in the game.
29:37These are both great offenses, very excited for this game, but I do think they keep it within the points.
29:41The odds for this, plus 1275, so that is the DraftKings Dark Horse Host Parlay.
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30:13Dave, I will start with you.
30:15We already touched on it.
30:17BYU, I've been singing their praises the whole season.
30:19They're the only game I won last week, pretty much, in a game.
30:23And here's what you've got to know about me.
30:25When I talk about you, bet on you, and you reward me, I will pledge allegiance.
30:31I will kneel down, put my sword at your feet.
30:34So I will continue to sing BYU's praises.
30:38They've continued to back it up.
30:40I think they do it this week again at Cincinnati.
30:43Cougar for life.
30:45Dan?
30:46My receipt is, can we pull it up?
30:49Yes, go ahead and roll it.
30:50I know we have an asset for it.
30:51Oh, yeah, yeah.
30:53Let's see.
30:55You truly think Arkansas has a better trajectory in the SEC than Virginia Tech does in the ACC?
31:00That's a meaningless qualifier.
31:02Then the person said, both teams are about to set their future with this hire.
31:05I like where VT sits in their search for the future.
31:08Brandon replied, yeah, because you think they're getting Franklin, and they're not.
31:13Yes, Brandon.
31:14Bullshit.
31:14Bullshit.
31:15This is a Twitter rant and argument.
31:18Nothing I say during an argument can be held against me.
31:21And yesterday on Wake Up Barstool, we had Ross Dellinger, a respected journalist.
31:26He came on there.
31:27We said, what happened with Franklin and Virginia Tech?
31:29And he laid out a scenario.
31:30I said, James Franklin did not want to take Virginia Tech.
31:32He wanted to take Florida State.
31:33It was not going to come open, so he ended up going back.
31:35That's exactly what he said.
31:36He's a professional.
31:37I'm not done.
31:38You said it a million times that Virginia Tech was not going to hire James Franklin.
31:42I said it a million times they were going to hire James Franklin.
31:44Then I started hearing, oh, he wants Florida State.
31:46He wants Auburn.
31:47He doesn't want Virginia Tech.
31:48He dragged his feet.
31:49Why don't you trust your gut?
31:51You're mad at James Franklin, not me.
31:52No, I'm not.
31:52He did delay it for a very long time.
31:54Because he didn't want to take it.
31:55They gave him a deadline.
31:57He blew through it.
31:58They gave him a deadline again.
31:59A deadline again.
32:00Three deadlines he blew through.
32:01Finally, he ended up taking it after they lost to Florida State, and it was clear Florida State
32:05wasn't going to eat the buyout and fire their guy.
32:07When you're dunking on Virginia Tech, poor Virginia Tech fans being like, you think you're going
32:11to get Franklin and you're not, they get to dunk back.
32:14That was in an argument.
32:15That was a very rude thing to say to that person.
32:17Great hire for them.
32:18Fuck that guy.
32:19Okay.
32:19Well, listen, I don't.
32:20Is it that great of a hire?
32:22I thought it was.
32:23But if you're saying what you're saying, like that he hates being there and he fucking doesn't
32:27want to do it, I don't know how great of a hire that is.
32:30He might be fine being there, but he wanted to be in Tallahassee.
32:32He wanted the Tallahassee job.
32:34That's what he wanted.
32:34I want a guy who wants me.
32:36Dave.
32:36I just don't.
32:38I think there's a real chance.
32:39James Franklin's not even coaching at Virginia Tech two seasons into that.
32:44Like he's going to bounce as soon as he can.
32:46Liam is very.
32:46That's what I'm saying.
32:47Blutman.
32:48He, it's like, I, I don't want a relationship to start with.
32:52Like you blew through three deadlines.
32:54I didn't know that was the case.
32:55You get, I'm a one deadline guy.
32:56You get one deadline.
32:58You blow through that deadline.
32:59See ya.
32:59If he wins nine games year one, he's already gone.
33:02If you go through three deadlines, it was never a deadline.
33:05That's true.
33:05I mean, they, they kept waiting around for him, but either way, brain was very wrong,
33:08but also he, whether he wanted to be there or not, he also does eventually want a bigger
33:14job again, which means he is going to do a good job of Virginia tech.
33:17Otherwise he will not get a bigger job.
33:19What is doing a good job for one or two years.
33:21Do you, I think he's going to be there longer than that, but I do think that he's going
33:24to, going to get some wins there.
33:26I mean, he's not going to want to suck just because he didn't want to be there.
33:29If he called Frank Beamer and asked for his blessing and then bounces after two years,
33:33you should throw him in the gulag.
33:35I don't think he's going to be there for two years, but I guess we'll see.
33:37Liam, Liam truly believes he could not be coaching there in 2027.
33:40I mean, it's just a hunch.
33:41Again, if the guy blew through three deadlines and was holding out for the Florida state job,
33:46what's to say that he's coaching at this school in 2027 when there's bigger, better offers,
33:53more money available as disposal.
33:55If he has a successful first season.
33:57I think Virginia Tech is a great coaching job and can be a great team.
34:02I completely agree.
34:04All right, Brandon, your receipt.
34:06So the dumbest thing I could do right now, after Dan pointed that out, that I got the
34:10Franklin hire technically wrong by going online and saying, hey, asshole Virginia Tech fan,
34:14you're not getting him.
34:15And then they got him.
34:15So the dumbest thing I could do is double down and guarantee another.
34:18No, this one you're good.
34:19This one you're smart for.
34:20Okay.
34:21Yes.
34:21So this one right here.
34:22Yes.
34:22All of you idiots out there falling for the Lane Kiffin going to LSU and Lane Kiffin going
34:28to Florida.
34:28This is the biggest no button dog and pony show of all time.
34:33Lane Kiffin ain't going anywhere.
34:35He is not leaving Ole Miss.
34:36I've been living in a state with these people for 45 years.
34:39And I know when they are faking it, when they're trying to win the press conference,
34:43what they're trying to do is set up Lane Kiffin coming back with a hero's welcome.
34:46They're leaking LSU rumors so it can make it look like he chose them over LSU.
34:50That dude is going to coach at Ole Miss next year and forever because that's my life.
34:55He is not leaving.
34:56That is the Brandon Walker guarantee.
34:58I've given out multiple times.
34:59He's not going anywhere.
35:00Brandon, the only thing you have to do here, and it is a very important question, if Lane
35:04Kiffin leaves, will you be first in line with your hand up saying you were wrong?
35:09Be first in line.
35:10Now that's a great man.
35:11That's a great man.
35:12My hand will be up.
35:13That's a great man.
35:13He will be the happiest man on the planet.
35:15I will humbly lay down my sword and say hi.
35:17Go on every show and tell everyone that you got it wrong and Lane Kiffin is gone.
35:21I apologize.
35:22I was wrong.
35:23That's all you got to do.
35:24It hurts me worse than it hurts anybody else out there.
35:26That's what I will do.
35:27But it is your guarantee.
35:28It is my guarantee.
35:29That motherfucker ain't going nowhere.
35:30He's too calculated to let his ex-wife be in Baton Rouge publicly and looking at houses.
35:35I don't even get that.
35:36I said that.
35:36Doesn't LSU not have the money to pay Kelly?
35:39How are they going to pay him?
35:40LSU's broke.
35:41They'll rob whoever they got to rob.
35:42They'll steal from a children's hospital or something.
35:44That's what they do.
35:45He's coming in real quick.
35:46Yeah, but he's playing the game.
35:48He's the number one troll.
35:49Okay, Brandon, I'm going to do this to set you up.
35:51Now, this is not – I am fully on the side of you should always be able to tweet whatever you want during any game at any point, right?
35:58Because it is true.
35:59And obviously my team –
36:00What the fuck is it?
36:01No, no, no.
36:02Hold on.
36:02You're caught in the crosshairs with my fan base right now.
36:06Yeah.
36:06So my receipt –
36:07They're called and they're idiots.
36:07Okay, well, that's not true.
36:09So this would be the Mona Lisa.
36:10No, I'm not saying it's wrong because at the time it was one of the worst halves of football I've ever seen.
36:15Marcel Reed looked awful.
36:16And then they end up coming back.
36:17Marcel Reed has a perfect football game.
36:20And the all –
36:20No.
36:21In the second half.
36:22Okay.
36:22Perfect football game to come back 30 from 33.
36:25Stop saying perfect football game.
36:27Perfect half to come back from 33.
36:29Okay.
36:30But you've now been caught in the crosshairs with my fan base, which I'm obviously always going to be on A&M's side.
36:34But I wanted to let you have your peace with this because I know you're struggling internally with the way that Aggies are treating you right now.
36:39No, I'm not.
36:40You phrased that tweet correctly.
36:42No, I know.
36:43That's a fair tweet.
36:43No, that's why I said –
36:44And I hate when people go back to tweets in the middle of games and are like, well, this aged poorly.
36:48It's like, well, what you were thinking in the moment.
36:50But this tweet and then everything you've said after has now got you caught with Aggies.
36:55They're mad because I was in the first half saying how bad it was and how ugly it was.
36:59And then at the end, every other pundit in college football was like, oh, my God, the heart, the grit, the toughness.
37:04And it is very good that they come back because the opposite or the alternative was losing that game.
37:09So it's good that they came back and saved it.
37:11But I'm not going to sit here and say, oh, my God, Heisman for Marcel Reed when he was one of the worst quarterbacks I've ever seen in the first half.
37:17He had two turnovers.
37:18Could have had like six.
37:19It was terrible.
37:20So I'm not going to, you know, change your diaper and pat him on a little tushy and say, good job, guys.
37:25Way to pull it out of the fire.
37:27That was a concerning football game from A&M.
37:29And you guys are mad that I'm saying it was concerning.
37:31No, no, it was concerning.
37:33I was more impressed with A&M coming out of it than I feel better about A&M because of the way that game transpired than I did going into it.
37:41I think that is a preposterous.
37:42No, and I completely agree with Dave on this, and I understand it's my team.
37:46But here's the thing.
37:47That game with A&M my entire life, we would have never won that game.
37:51There is no chance.
37:52That's fine.
37:52Maybe with Johnny, maybe.
37:54But the way that Mike Elko has this team and the way that Marcel Reed, the pressure on a kid that age to come back.
37:59And I understand South Carolina is a bad team.
38:01They still were in it with Ole Miss.
38:02They were in it with Alabama.
38:03They were in it with the top of the SEC schools.
38:06How old is Marcel Reed?
38:07I mean, he's 20, 21.
38:10But, I mean, still, to be able to have to play.
38:13Underwood has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
38:15He's like 14.
38:16Well, I'm just saying, to play perfectly against an SEC team, A&M does not do that.
38:22And they haven't done that in the past.
38:23So, that's why I do agree with Dave.
38:25Dan, where do you land on this?
38:27Don't care.
38:28You don't care at all?
38:29No, I think Texas A&M is a very good team.
38:31I do not think they're going to win the national championship.
38:34Fair.
38:34Nothing really changed of this.
38:36Like, yeah, I give them credit for coming back in that game.
38:39I didn't think they were going to be able to come back.
38:41But South Carolina sucks.
38:42It was more about the cop.
38:43The cop was a fucking dickhead.
38:44And the elder.
38:45And the yell leader.
38:47And the yell leader.
38:47Yeah, and the yell leader.
38:48Blastless.
38:49Yeah, that was actually probably the biggest story from that game,
38:52is that, like, A&M, they get punched in the mouth,
38:54and they start melting down and acting like little fucking babies.
38:57The entire fan base.
38:58Yeah, that was a bad, that was a disgraceful effort from the A&M fan base.
39:02They get punched in the face a little bit, and they start fucking kicking it.
39:06A hundred, 108,000 people did not leave at halftime.
39:09How many fan bases would have started leaving when it was 30 to 3?
39:12I'm just saying.
39:12And you started assaulting players.
39:14And also, huh?
39:15You were 9-0.
39:16They weren't going to leave.
39:17No, a lot of people.
39:19No, not at 9-0.
39:20Maybe if you were like 4-5, you fell behind 33.
39:22Because most teams, most teams that are 3 in the country.
39:26Would never have been down, yeah, yeah.
39:28No, no.
39:28I'm not going to say never have been down.
39:30They'd expect them to come back and make a game and win, which you did.
39:34And again, I'm more impressed with A&M coming out of it.
39:37It doesn't ignore the fact the classless behavior of the cop, the yell leader.
39:44It was really a disgusting view into A&M culture.
39:47They literally tried to take their ball and go home because they got a little down in the first half.
39:50And again, I think A&M's a really good team.
39:52I think A&M can win some playoff games.
39:54It's more like, this didn't change my opinion of A&M.
39:58Did the yell leader get suspended?
40:00Actually, I don't know about that.
40:01I do know that the cop, who was a Texas State trooper, he wasn't like an A&M officer.
40:05He did get relieved of his game day duties immediately.
40:08So it wasn't like A&M stood by it.
40:10Yeah, that guy's got, I don't ever wish somebody's job, but he probably doesn't have the temperament to be a cop.
40:15It was one of those things where everybody on social media was talking about it.
40:19And I just chose not to because I could not even remotely defend it.
40:22And the yell leader.
40:23It wasn't great.
40:23It wasn't great.
40:24But at the end of the day, they came back.
40:25The yell leader did get promoted.
40:28What?
40:28He got promoted.
40:29He got promoted to chief dick grabber.
40:32Mm-hmm.
40:33Shut up.
40:34They did not grab it.
40:35He didn't get promoted.
40:36You cannot get promoted as a yell leader.
40:40And also, he's not dick grabber.
40:41He's going to have two dicks in his hands.
40:45He grabbed that dick for four years.
40:47They do not grab other people's dicks.
40:50That doesn't happen.
40:51Yeah, but my take on this game, because I understand Dave thinks he was more impressed, Brandon, less impressed.
40:57I'm the same.
40:58Okay.
40:59Texas A&M is a very good team.
41:01Texas A&M will win a playoff game, maybe two.
41:04Texas A&M will run into Ohio State, and they will lose.
41:07All right, Ev, what's your receipt of the week?
41:09I know we talked about it already.
41:10I just can't get over the Narduzzi thing.
41:12I just think that was one of the more loser things I've ever seen, and then to get pummeled
41:17by them, I think, made it even worse for me.
41:18And I feel like this is kind of like a reap what you sow thing.
41:21Like, I think they're going to go out and lose this week.
41:23Like, I just feel like you can't, like, just the moral, like, whatever, just like, the
41:27way, like, the world works.
41:28You can't get away with saying something like that, and you're asking by Notre Dame, and
41:31then just winning the next two and going to the ACC title game.
41:34I just, it disgusts me.
41:35Like, I just, I, my brain isn't a pretzel still, that a head football coach would go
41:40out to the media, regardless of the rope-a-dope or whatever, that to go out and just say something
41:44like that, it still makes me sick.
41:45I'm still mad about it.
41:46Well, and you don't, as a team, as a player, you don't want your head coach being like,
41:49this game doesn't matter.
41:50I just, I just hate that.
41:51Like, even if he was playing the rope-a-dope and he's saying to his guys, hey, like, fuck
41:54these guys, whatever, we're going to beat them, and then you go and get killed by him?
41:57I don't know.
41:57I just, I hate, I hate all of it.
41:59It is time for the proper picks presented by proper number 12, Irish Whiskey.
42:02Dan, while you get out the Irish Whiskey, let's look at the standings.
42:06Brandon, you actually are 4-8.
42:09Yeah.
42:09That has been corrected.
42:10They had a wrong on the sheet.
42:10I know, on the sheet, on the sheet, you did pick Arkansas.
42:13It says 3-9 here.
42:14Dan, 5-7.
42:15Ev, 5-5-2.
42:16Dave, 6-6.
42:17I am 8-4.
42:18Dan, take it away.
42:19Okay, my proper, I'm going to pour my proper number 12.
42:24I'm making my Irish entrance this football season with proper number 12, Irish Whiskey.
42:28Start with a shot of proper, because real friends, don't let friends,
42:31Irish exit without a story.
42:33Keep it classic with a proper ginger, or mix it up with proper Irish apple.
42:37That's my personal favorite, the proper Irish apple.
42:40However you show up, make it a proper Irish entrance.
42:43Thanksgiving week's coming up.
42:44You're going to probably watch some football, be sitting outside, going to the bar.
42:48Proper Irish apple.
42:49Bring that, and have a great week.
42:51So, here's my shot.
42:52Perfect weather for a shot of whiskey, too.
42:54Okay, my proper number 12 pick is going to be Iowa, minus 16-and-a-half, at home,
43:01against Michigan State, senior day, in Iowa City.
43:06Iowa is a snake-bitten team this year.
43:09They lost by three to Iowa State early in the season.
43:12I think if they replayed that game, they'd probably win it.
43:15They lost in a heartbreaking fashion to Oregon.
43:18They were close against Indiana.
43:20The guy's foot was down against USC.
43:23They are the what-if team of the year.
43:25I think you'll get a really great effort out of Iowa.
43:27They'll pound them.
43:27They'll enjoy senior day before Thanksgiving week.
43:31Iowa, minus 16-and-a-half.
43:33Dave, what's your proper pick?
43:35BYU.
43:35Don't have to talk about it anymore.
43:37Okay, Brandon?
43:39Colorado is the worst team in the Big 12, and they're going to finish dead last.
43:43Arizona State, minus 7 at Colorado.
43:45Ev?
43:47BYU, Cincinnati, over 54-and-a-half.
43:48I think there's no defense here.
43:50I especially don't trust Cincy's defense.
43:52I think BYU scores quite a bit.
43:54Love the over in this game.
43:55I'm taking the over in the USC-Oregon game.
43:57Both of these offenses are at the top of most statistics in the country.
44:01I'm just so excited for this game.
44:02I'm going to take the over of 59-and-a-half.
44:05Let's go to the Reese's dynamic duo.
44:07This is the debate that you guys said is going to be very spirited.
44:10No, very civil.
44:11Civil.
44:11Oh, civil.
44:12Civil.
44:12Okay, civil debate.
44:13Brandon, Ida Reese's.
44:14You're not imagining it.
44:15Reese's is out with their new Reese's Oreo cups.
44:17It finally happened.
44:18Reese's peanut butter and Oreo cookie crumbs together in one cup, and it's what we've all
44:21been waiting for.
44:23That's right.
44:23Reese's Oreo cups, two fan favorites coming together and making everyone's day a million
44:27times better.
44:28It doesn't matter what we say.
44:29It's Reese's and Oreo.
44:30You're already in.
44:31Available wherever candy is sold.
44:33Dave, your dynamic duo.
44:35So this has been one of the hotter topics of the whole week, and it is Bill Belichick
44:40and Jordan.
44:42This picture video surfaced.
44:46Bill's at an adult co-ed cheerleading competition.
44:49Jordan has what I would qualify as a ridiculous haircut, but par for the course for cheerleading.
44:55And, you know, people are just ripping them.
44:58They're ripping, oh, this is the end, Belichick.
45:00Somebody send in the National Guard.
45:03Like, if she's a cheerleader, she's too young for you, blah, blah, blah.
45:07And, you know, let me just say this.
45:09Yes, I got the thumbs down from Jordan, but I played adult baseball after I graduated college.
45:16I loved the sport.
45:17Lots of people play adult men's league, ice hockey, basketball, different sports, softball.
45:24You love the sport.
45:25You play it.
45:26Jordan put some respect on her name.
45:28She's a national champion cheerleader.
45:31So she likes to adult co-ed cheerlead in her spare time.
45:35I have no problem with that, and loving boyfriend supports it.
45:39So let's get off here and let these two lovebirds live their life.
45:44So what?
45:44She likes sports.
45:45It's a competitive sport, and she wants to continue it because she has a passion for it.
45:49Nothing to see here.
45:51Move along.
45:52That guy who got the Emmy, who's the guy who does all of the Pablo Torres?
45:55Move along, buddy.
45:57Move along.
45:58Brandon, you're smirking over there.
46:00All it took was one thumbs down and a DM for you to do this, to lay down and be like,
46:05Oh, Jordan, my queen.
46:06I've said it many times.
46:08I'm frightened of her.
46:09You know what?
46:10That's fair.
46:11That's fair.
46:12Bill is new.
46:13There's hell.
46:13The man is scared of it.
46:15Okay, Ev, I'm going to go to you because I know that this debate over here is going to be
46:18civil.
46:19So I'll start with you.
46:20Yeah, mine is Kaelin DeBoer, Bama teams, and just being really, really soft.
46:24It's post-saving.
46:25They just lost their identity.
46:27They've lost their physicality.
46:28They're still like, I think, since it's a good quarterback, like, they have some great
46:31receivers, too, but they're just soft.
46:32When they play a physical team, when a team comes out, like, Florida State did week one,
46:36punches them in the mouth.
46:37Oklahoma's defense punched them in the mouth.
46:38They have no answer for it.
46:40They don't know what to do.
46:41They're running around like a chicken with their heads cut off.
46:43Yeah, they just, they lost it, babe.
46:44They're still, like, they're not a terrible team.
46:45If they went out, they're still going to be a playoff team, but they're a soft, weak
46:49team, and it's sad.
46:50I believe he's showing you, I think that's, is that Jack Sawyer last year?
46:53That's our flag!
46:54Well, I was hearing stuff about being soft.
46:57That's our field!
46:58I just, you just showed me a video.
46:59You're on the field, man!
47:00You showed me a video of a bunch of national champions.
47:02You can't plant our flag on that field, man!
47:04Don't, don't, that's our, that's our field, man!
47:08There's a bunch of national champions.
47:09That came out being soft, M?
47:10I said, you're a bitch.
47:11What are you going to do?
47:15Don't, don't plant that flag on our field, man!
47:18And just went on and won a national title.
47:19I won the biggest plays in the history of Ohio State.
47:21I planted their flag on our field!
47:25And then they fought you for it.
47:26It's not that he, he literally went out and physically fought you after you did it.
47:29Continue, continue, continue with your soft rant, sorry.
47:33I mean, you are right.
47:34Caitlin DeBoer's teams are soft.
47:35I have to say, like, I know we're not doing the show in Ann Arbor, but I am...
47:40Because Dave's soft and he doesn't want to.
47:42He's a freak.
47:42That's not true.
47:44So what's, you're saying it's money.
47:46You got all the money in the world.
47:47You know, if you wanted, if you thought you were going to win that game, you would do the show.
47:51We all know it.
47:52That's, that's not true at all that, well, there's reasons we're not doing the show and people on this panel know that.
47:59So don't be disingenuous.
48:01I'm not being disingenuous at all.
48:02If you really wanted to do the show, we would be doing it.
48:05At the house, probably.
48:07Yes.
48:07That we've always been at.
48:08Well, it also, I'd have to go back in time and unsay some things.
48:14Likewise.
48:16Yeah, there's a lot of things going in.
48:20And we are...
48:20Evan, you don't even know the, you don't even know the latest one that your boys got all riled up about.
48:26Dave and I are just playing tag.
48:29There's more?
48:29We're just tagging each other in and out.
48:31There's more now?
48:32Who gets people upset?
48:33The game's at Michigan.
48:36I know, but...
48:36What are we talking about?
48:37It's not about that, Ev.
48:38You know that.
48:39It is.
48:40Don't play the dumb card, Ev.
48:42But if we, if you really wanted to do this show, we are, this, this show would be doing it.
48:49If I wanted to spend like a quarter million out of my own pocket, just do the show?
48:54And then I got to go do the other show?
48:55Is that what you're saying?
48:57I think if you really thought Michigan was going to win this game, you would do that in a heartbeat.
49:01I'm going to be there regardless.
49:03But I'm saying you would want to do our show as well.
49:06From the house.
49:07From the house.
49:08Yeah.
49:08No, that's...
49:10What does that have to do with really winning, doing this show prior?
49:12No, that's not true.
49:13Because you would want to do it.
49:14You want to have your day.
49:15I still want to be with you.
49:16I may still try to figure out a way to be with you, Ev, so I can, you know, go.
49:21I've said, I, I, this is the one day year I get to go deep sea fishing with a guaranteed catch.
49:29It's a shark.
49:29Wait, I, I do, there's, there's more now?
49:31No, it's not for sharks.
49:32Okay.
49:33All right.
49:33All right.
49:34So before we get to this, this is one of the topics that on every show across the country right now,
49:38I know you guys had it on Pick'em.
49:39We've talked about it on Unnecessary Roughness.
49:40My dynamic duo right now is the argument between Miami and Notre Dame
49:44because everybody has very strong opinions on what could potentially happen.
49:47We have a couple weeks left, but I know people are on different sides of who should get in.
49:51I personally believe if you play head-to-head, that's what should matter.
49:54I do think Miami is a, they're not as good as Notre Dame now.
49:59Notre Dame's played really well, but I personally think that Notre Dame should not be in
50:03because Miami beat them.
50:04Brandon, how do you feel about this?
50:06100% the opposite.
50:07Miami had a three-point win at home in week one, and that is great.
50:11They went on to lose double digits, as double-digit favorites twice.
50:15Notre Dame has gotten up off the mat.
50:17They beat USC.
50:18Notre Dame has gotten better.
50:20Head-to-head should be a factor.
50:21It can't be the only factor, so I would lean Notre Dame.
50:24The problem is for me is that when they've actually played in the season,
50:27it's that, like, prototypical meme where it's like,
50:29well, if only we could see what happens when they play on the field.
50:31I feel like head-to-head has to be.
50:33September 1st might as well be six years ago.
50:35I know, but they still played it.
50:36But I know right now, all over the country, that's the argument that's being had.
50:39I think it'll play itself out, but that is my dynamic duo.
50:42Okay, boys, who wants to go first?
50:44I mean, it's not that big of a debate.
50:46We just disagree.
50:46By the way, my dynamic duo is Jeremiah Love in New York City.
50:49He should be invited to New York City.
50:50He's the best college football player in the country.
50:53I know it's a quarterback award.
50:55Yes, I did bet him before the season, 25-1.
50:58Yes, I do wish he played better against Miami and Texas A&M.
51:01But every single week, he has a highlight that is just eye-popping.
51:05He is the best player in college football.
51:08We should have him in New York City.
51:09He probably won't win the award.
51:11Brandon, I know you're staring at Liam about that.
51:13What?
51:13Who's the best player?
51:14He thinks, I mean, Ahmad Hardy.
51:15Jeremiah Love's not the best running back.
51:17Oh, okay.
51:17No, he's not.
51:18Oh, good.
51:19Ahmad Hardy's.
51:19Ahmad Hardy's rushed for more yards, more touchdowns, averages more yards per carry.
51:22Jeremiah Love is better.
51:23The spin move last night.
51:24Was it last week was the spin move?
51:26It was.
51:26Jeremiah Love's the better player.
51:28Ahmad Hardy has the better staff.
51:29Okay, so I said best player.
51:31You have to play Mississippi State.
51:31I don't brand that.
51:33What'd you say?
51:33What'd you say?
51:35You can play at Mississippi State every week.
51:36Yeah, Notre Dame's playing a real murderer's row.
51:39No, Jeremiah Love, he's right, should be in the Heisman and should be very high.
51:42Video game player.
51:42You should, but it's a quarterback stuff.
51:44War doesn't mean anything.
51:45My dynamic duo is the SEC and terrible November scheduling.
51:49And my take on this is nobody in college sports or sports in general is more image conscious
51:55and more worried about how they look around the country than SEC football.
51:58So why then are we doing these six cupcake games in November?
52:02It is an unforced error.
52:04It makes the conference look weak and stupid.
52:06And if you look earlier in September, like A&M did play Notre Dame.
52:09Mississippi State did play Arizona State.
52:11Texas did play Ohio State.
52:12Like there was some tough scheduling going on in the conference.
52:14But then when you do this in November when everybody else is playing their tough division
52:17games, it's an unforced error and it allows people to say, look at the SEC, they're a bunch
52:22of pussies, and it's stupid.
52:23Stop doing it, SEC.
52:24That is my take.
52:24I hate it.
52:25I got no problem with it.
52:26I think it's just people not realizing like, hey, I would rather have the beginning of the
52:31season.
52:31We have some big games.
52:32Yeah.
52:33So I got no problem with it.
52:34They just, this is not a big deal.
52:36I just think it's unforced.
52:36That's all.
52:37It's not unforced.
52:38No one cares.
52:38Yeah.
52:39It's almost the reverse of what Walker just said.
52:41The SEC, yes, they look like pussies.
52:43Yes, they are pussies.
52:44And, but there's a logic to it because if you lose that big game in the week one, you
52:50can bounce back.
52:51You lose a big game at the end of the season.
52:54Correct.
52:54It's smart and it's pussy football and that's what they do.
52:57But it's smart and I would rather have, like, I love that there are big games in September.
53:02I do not want to lose those games because like the alternative is in week two, we'd have
53:06this and everyone would get excited for week one and then week two would have.
53:09It's 100% the SEC, you can lose early and be fine.
53:14If you lose late, it's crippling.
53:17It's just a punch in the deck to get to this week.
53:20No, I think it's fine.
53:20The penultimate week of college football and the SEC is kind of taking it off.
53:23I hate it.
53:24I mean, as a fan of an SEC school, I think it's really soft.
53:27I hate it.
53:27Play that in week three.
53:28Play it in week four.
53:29Well, it's going away anyway because there's nine conference games on the way.
53:31Right.
53:31But no, I agree with you, Brandon.
53:32I can't stand it.
53:34Did everybody do their dynamic duo?
53:36I believe we did.
53:36Yeah.
53:36Okay.
53:37Let's go to Sonic top 12.
53:38Liam is going to surprise you guys with some Sonic Smashers.
53:41Football fans deserve a better burger.
53:43They're surprised.
53:43The Sonic.
53:44No.
53:44That's the word I'm supposed to use.
53:46Can you let me do the ad?
53:47The Sonic Smasher is made with two Angus beef seasoned patties, smashed and seared, crispy
53:51on the edges and juicy in the middle.
53:52Then it's layered with two slices of melty American cheese, a signature creamy and tangy
53:56smasher sauce, crinkle cut pickles, diced onions and served on a pillowy soft potato
54:00bun.
54:01The Sonic Smasher, melty, juicy yet crispy, the perfect burger bite.
54:04The boys are eating it over there.
54:05I know I said this when we were on the road last week, but the Sonic commercial that we
54:09did between Dave and Ev for the Friendsgiving was, I don't know when it's coming out, but
54:15it is exciting about the Ohio State-Michigan game.
54:17Make sure you check that out.
54:17So our top 10, we have the college football playoff rankings behind the boys right here.
54:21Go ahead and unveil ours so we can see how close it is to the college football playoff
54:26committee.
54:29If I can get that.
54:31There we go.
54:31Ohio State, Indiana, A&M, Georgia, Texas Tech, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oklahoma, Alabama, Notre
54:36Dame, BYU, Miami.
54:39Any issues, boys?
54:40Did you miss someone?
54:41No.
54:42No, that looks good.
54:43We got it, buddy.
54:44Yeah, that looks good.
54:45It's almost...
54:45It's...
54:46Alabama is a little bit higher on our...
54:48No, do what?
54:49It's pretty cut and dry.
54:51Yeah.
54:51It's very cut and dry, and there's not a lot that can change it.
54:55It's just Oregon losing to USC would throw a rent, because Oregon would become like a
54:59fascinating discussion.
55:00They'd have really no good wins.
55:01Yeah, for this week.
55:02Oklahoma loses next week.
55:03Yeah.
55:04Or one of those.
55:05I mean, Alabama could lose next week.
55:07I had Vandy at 12.
55:10Vandy at 12?
55:10I also had Vandy at 12.
55:11Oh, I had Vandy at 11.
55:13I have Miami at 12.
55:14Brandon, who do you have at 12?
55:15Miami.
55:15I didn't even have Miami in the top 12.
55:18Me either.
55:19Alabama, 10.
55:20Vandy, 11.
55:22BYU, 12.
55:23Yeah, there's also a lot of scenarios for the SEC championship, too, like who's going to
55:27end up even in Atlanta.
55:28So that...
55:29But that comes the week after, because all the cupcake games this week.
55:32All right, boys, anything else?
55:33No.
55:34Sonic Smashers, delicious.
55:35Delicious.
55:36All right, Dave.
55:36Have fun in Cincy, and we'll see you guys next week.
55:38We'll see you guys next week.
55:42Bye.
55:43Bye.
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