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GUTFELD! (FULL EPISODE) OCTOBER 20, 2025
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00:00yes yes yes thank you thank you thank you tonight's episode is brought to you by the
00:22american ointment council when your butt hurts put aoc on it happy monday everyone so this
00:33weekend's no kings rallies were notable for all the elderly people in attendance it was the first
00:39demonstration ever to be funded by george soros and visiting angels and no that smell wasn't tear
00:49gas it was asper cream news media claims seven million people attended an estimate they received
00:58from event organizers right that's like believing jasmine crockett when she brags that she scored
01:06an 800 on her sat my guess is it was probably under a million which still means if all those people
01:14joined hands they could wrap around jb pritzker nah he's fat
01:19at the rallies protesters were spotted wearing frog shark and dinosaur costumes the one costume
01:28they couldn't pull off successful employee
01:31also joining in were celebrities like john cusack kathy griffin and jimmy kimmel
01:38otherwise known as three men and a facelift
01:41and while kamala harris encouraged people to attend the no kings rally her husband doug encouraged
01:50nannies to attend his no pants rally
01:53anyway former press secretary carrie jean pierre said watching joe biden drop out of the presidential
02:03race left her feeling angry and sad she then wrote down my name after i ordered a frappuccino
02:11at a recent event kamala harris and hillary clinton told the crowd they were four and oh
02:19against trump in debates proving once again that women are bad at math
02:25and finally kim kardashian admitted last week that she doesn't know what a carton of milk costs
02:34she also admitted she doesn't know what a carton of milk is
02:38well okay let's start this monologue
02:45saturday was no king's day and it was a raging success because on sunday there were no kings
02:54but there were no kings on saturday either so they rallied against something that didn't exist
03:00kind of like france protesting deodorant
03:03of course if you were like me you casually monitored the thing on social media
03:09the only difference being you had clothes on
03:12now i saw a few self-righteous lunatics who think monarchy is a bigger threat than muggers
03:18griffin pelosi cusack and others of course the closest they have ever come to being the victims
03:24of a crime is paying for their haircuts hell if i wanted to see aging has-beens i'd do special report
03:36love you brett but as most people could see it was largely white old and judging from the haircuts and
03:43soft bodies and glasses academic what was missing blacks who knows maybe they were exhausted for
03:50being interviewed by reporters in cities like chicago and dc where they were repeatedly told
03:55dismayed journalists that trump's crack crime crackdown made their lives better everything is
04:02great there hasn't been any murders in the last for 11 days straight there hasn't been no carjacking
04:08citizens walking around happy i came all the way down pennsylvania avenue this morning
04:12so peaceful yeah i don't smell no weed young i don't see no homeless people it feels different
04:20like usually when i walk through it's got this darkness and now it feels more light
04:26upbeat it definitely feels safe thank you trump you can now come and check out the uh monuments
04:34get something to eat and not get robbed carjacked or killed yep it seems
04:46it seems blacks hate being shot at almost as much as white liberals hate trump hats
04:53so on one hand you have citizens who want safe streets and on the other those who want an end to
04:57monarchy one problem is real the other imaginary like jesse's back hair and jesse's
05:04head hair it makes you wonder how easy your life must be that you get to march against something that
05:12is quite literally living inside your head these people are lucky they don't have serious problems
05:18and they have lots of free time they don't golf and their families hate them like this fella george
05:24conway hey hey donald j how many kids did you saw today hey hey donald j how many kids did you saw today
05:33hey hey hey hey okay that's like pathetic did someone call an elephant gynecologist
05:44because i think we found a huge douche
05:47thank you for all you 10 year olds out there of course trump had to respond with a meme of him pooping from
05:59above
06:12all together we don't deserve him
06:25now that pissed off the media who found its absurdity disgusting but if these people were
06:32any more humorless they'd be seth meyer's writing staff absurdity was the whole point that something
06:39as absurd as protesting kings in a country without kings doesn't merit anything more than a meme with
06:45poop landing on protesters the only thing that could have made that meme funnier is if they had
06:51pritzker looking up with his mouth open you can call it dumb but what deserves dumb an imaginary solution
07:01to an imaginary problem like sydney sweeney wanting to get breast implants i told her no so why are they
07:09pushing this made-up fear of a king could it be could it be that they believe it and if so why maybe
07:16they're unfamiliar with real solutions for years they think having a conversation is a solution for
07:22crime or the border all they do is talk and talk it's like watching an action movie with your wife
07:30but now dems never actually do anything so when trump comes in and get stuff done it comes as a shock
07:36they think it's an autocracy because they aren't used to a president doing the job you mean you can
07:41deport illegals and arrest criminals since when of course they give reasons for the king delusion
07:47trump's taking away our rights he's authoritarian but these are concepts and impossible to score
07:53is there a statistic on how much authoritarianism we're experiencing i'm sure cnn is working on that
08:00now that the climate stats are toast but the dems exist in a fake world of trans bathrooms and sanctuary
08:07cities conceptual fantasies where solutions are terrible concepts too but as trump shows you can
08:14actually fix things and regular democrats must wonder why didn't our leaders think of this republicans
08:20focus on crime drugs immigration because you can score them and the only issues you can score are the real
08:27ones if you can't measure it then it's not real it's just a concept like children's soccer
08:34if there's no scoring it's just pointless exercise
08:44let's welcome tonight's guest
08:49he puts on sunscreen when he opens the refrigerator fox news contributor tom shalhou
08:57she's hot and spicy and having her on is always dicey fox news anchor julie bandera
09:04he took first place in last comic bathing studio founder of studio tst.com comedian michael loftus
09:17and she brings a bowling ball to the movies so the seat doesn't flip up new york times best
09:23best-selling author and fox news contributor cat too
09:29tom great to see you do you love uh how they have these uh like official numbers and you ask them
09:35where the numbers come from like on the uh how many people were at the rally and they go oh we just asked
09:41the organizers yeah exactly and it keeps getting downgraded i get it it's an it's an old uh group of
09:48uh group of people but is that is there something else about it that you that you saw well they keep
09:53emphasizing that all these boomers were out there protesting against trump that's the the the narrative
09:59going on in the media but as we know most boomers are conservative right boomers
10:07so and when you watch these sometimes you get the impression wow all these old people are liberal but
10:11then you know you go out to a comedy club and it's all these old people who love tom shalhou yeah
10:15but uh yeah there's so much to say about this is unbelievable it's so true that there it's all a
10:21narrative and like you said you look around for the authoritarianism you mentioned cnn i looked up cnn
10:27they have an article because i said what are the examples of trump's authoritarianism and they listed
10:32the top seven authoritarian things that trump is doing and none of them are really authoritarian yeah
10:36they actually have they say the number one thing that was authoritarian to cnn they said his a couple of
10:42his uh his uh deportations had been knocked down by the courts yeah that's it that proves it's not
10:48authoritarian because in authoritarian regimes nothing gets knocked down by the courts yeah and you know
10:54so it's like they don't even have an idea of what authoritarianism is and we've got to remember the worst
11:01authoritarian in american history barack obama he was more theory authoritarian than trump he took over the
11:07health care system he was you know killing people from the air he killed so many more people with
11:13drones than george w bush but if you ask people they would say it's the opposite obama was absolutely
11:19the worst the thing i love about that video kenny logins came out just before the show started and he
11:24said i demand that my music be removed from this video immediately he said i can't imagine why anybody
11:31would want their music used or associated with something created for the sole purpose of dividing us
11:36he wrote the music for top gun in glorified fighter jets he's like i only want my music to accompany
11:42real bombs yeah well kenny kenny loggins is no messina
11:50you know what's interesting uh besides me uh julie is that you know he talked uh tom talked about how
11:58the uh the authoritarian example actually defeats authoritarianism just like the protest if you have a
12:04no kings protest that's proof that there are no kings it's also proof that these people need to
12:09do better with their retirement this is inspiration in fact that if you go to college and you have kids
12:14and then you get married and then you have grandchildren that's a better way to spend your
12:18time than this this is very sad so an inspiration for all of you in college that are considering
12:22dropping out because this is how you're going to turn up but you know what's interesting is this in
12:26fact was just a platform for anti-israel protests they had an actual anti-israeli
12:32agenda that had gone cross-country where they came out and said from providence to palestine
12:38we're going to crash these protests so everybody who's out here doesn't even understand the negative
12:42that they're doing and the harm they're doing to this country because rather than lift up america
12:47they're crapping on america much like the ai video but in a much more vile way
12:52mm-hmm tell me about it michael as a homeless man it must have been hard when they have these big
13:00events and people are always walking around you yes yes you're just on there i'm trying to take a
13:07shower yes i got one bottle of water i gotta go i i liked the uh the whole no kings thing they got
13:17they got to keep doing this because they all get together in one area and i can just live my life
13:23yeah right they're not in the coffee shops it's all the old people doofus hipsters and antifa people
13:29all in one little quadrant somebody called him grand tifa yeah and i thought i thought that was the best
13:36and i want to i want to know exactly how many were there that way tom holman knows how many buses he's
13:41gonna need next year it's fantastic i think that it was nice of you in inspiration for uh the no
13:48king's day to get a lesbian softball player haircut uh yes it's either a lesbian softball player haircut
13:57or a lesbian uh postal worker haircut or a lesbian police officer haircut this is actually lesbian
14:05firefighter at the dmv no kings no kings too and it gave birth to so many great memes like nancy pelosi
14:17when she was ripping the crown i i get one hand on here that's my drinking hand and that's my claw for
14:22the stock market we ripped the crown we just did it up and trump i don't know who does his memes or
14:28where he finds them i want to think that he's in the white house just calling out to his friends
14:33i don't do i don't do trump i do chris walken but i see him in the white house going i need a meme
14:41for no kings give me something when i'm flying a jet to the top gun music and i just dump a load of
14:50crap all over fifth avenue that'd be hilarious cat uh what did you think of the memes did you enjoy it
14:58did you find that it was totally unbecoming of a president i just don't think it was surprising
15:03it's just more of the same that we've been seeing for like 10 years now um but kind of with the
15:08protests too i watch a lot of the people protesting in new york and some of the signs it's like wow boy
15:13i agree with that i also think authoritarianism is bad i also think that the government's too big but
15:18then why are you out here protesting that and then a couple weeks you're going to go out and cast your
15:23vote for mayor for a communist yes i i don't understand i really like how like these people
15:31are ostensibly for small they're protesting because they want the government to be smaller
15:36and you don't see how that doesn't quite jive with a guy that wants government-run grocery stores
15:41like how do you spend that time making that sign writing it all out and not thinking for two seconds
15:46about how these two things don't actually match that is so depressing when you think about it yeah the
15:51people out it just shows that nope they're not even considering this stuff and we're going to end
15:56up paying for all oh yeah it's like i would i would love the government to leave me alone i would love
16:01i would love to not to yes they're out there they think that we don't pay enough in taxes yes like
16:05the government should be more involved so what you are marching for on your signs and what you're
16:10actually voting for are opposite exactly all right thank you thank you for the applause that was for cat
16:20what it was for cat no it was for me julie it was everything's for me everything everything oh jeez
16:33up next hamas next door five words
16:37hamas terrorist now louisiana man julie can't love the media enough the fbi arrested an alleged
16:49october 7th attacker somebody who was present at october 7th is now living in louisiana feds say he
16:58fought alongside hamas terrorists but the media labels him a louisiana man what the heck i know why
17:05why would they do that you think i i have no idea but he's a terrorist living in our our on u.s soil
17:11and how would how did he get here obviously under biden i mean october 7th that happened two years ago
17:17the president the former president did absolutely nothing to protect our borders especially not from
17:22terrorists islamic terrorists like him where he want to kill jews and the other thing that really
17:27bothers me is that you know this is a perfect example of of the double standard that the democrats
17:33preach when it comes to illegal immigration because they say oh you know trump is anti-hispanic
17:37he doesn't want hispanics in this country meantime all the legal hispanics voted for freaking trump
17:42let me tell you that right now and this is the reason why the borders need to be closed yeah they
17:46conflate they conflate legal and illegal
17:52you know they don't even call you like uh what do you live on the streets yeah they don't call you
17:58they don't call you street man no they don't call me behind the old circuit city man yeah they don't
18:04call me best buy parking lot man no they don't why do you do you think this is because precisely what
18:10julie said is that if they say where he's from then they then that basically says that biden let him in
18:17yeah they don't they don't want to admit that at all and uh i don't like it because it scares people
18:22like me i see this headline louisiana man in hamas i'm like are the cajuns joining up with the
18:29because we're not gonna we don't stand a chance if those cajuns jump in like oh yeah i'll tell you
18:34what we go down there in the middle east we're gonna get in them sand we're gonna do some blowing
18:38up the ied going to be spicy spicy time out there and i'm gonna i'm like we might as well surrender
18:46right now if the cajun navy joins isis we're done yes
18:53cat uh do you want to talk about this or zoran being caught photographed with a terrorist sympathizer
19:00do you see that yeah i will it's you know what's crazy is i think that terrorism is just bad yeah i
19:05know yeah i kind of have the same take on both yeah this guy i mean i don't know this guy he was
19:12just like working at a restaurant yeah imagine the conversations that they're having today while
19:16they're rolling their silverware yeah exactly that's crazy that guy was killing yeah he was
19:23doing october 7th and now you work with him at a restaurant that's got to be the craziest thing
19:29that's so insane but i don't i mean like why would you try to just just why would you you shouldn't
19:34want to hide it you shouldn't want to hide that like yeah this is a bad guy he's a terrorist he's
19:38a bad guy i don't think that should be a difficult thing to say what's that guy's name van holland
19:42is van holland gonna fly to louisiana and meet with him and talk about what a father he is
19:49he's gonna have a milkshake with him or a little drink with an umbrella in it
19:52you know remember how desantis sent those migrants up to uh nantucket yeah why don't we send this guy
19:59to tel aviv see what happens they're not nice to they won't be nice right i just got to jump on the
20:06mom donnie train here because any opportunity i have to bash this guy i have to take it first of all
20:11he was seen parading around with an imam the most radical imam who hates gays by the way so like
20:18that's half of new york city voting for a homophobe okay and this guy is in fact also an unindicted
20:25world trade center bombing suspect now they're saying he's not unindicted he's just a sympathizer
20:30oh no he's just you know involved in organized crime and terrorism which he is involved in and
20:37connected to those who are terrorists so seriously i hope that the 72 virgins waiting for him are all
20:42gay men yes
20:48good luck finding 72 gay virgins
20:51i know well that you're right you are actually right
20:55that's an impossibility
20:56shouldn't sliwa drop out tom no listen you know who should drop out is cuomo that stupid jerk they
21:03always act like curtis you're gonna let you're gonna give the election here's he's not giving
21:08anything all right the thing is we got a republican and a democrat and we're telling sliwa that he's
21:13going to be the spoiler there's two democrats in the race uh you know sliwa is doing what you do you
21:19run as a republican he's not spoiling anything yes he i'll tell you why okay i like sliwa he's a good guest
21:25all that stuff but he this was not a suit he's he's never been serious campaigning greg he gave
21:31me a free beret and a jacket he is you live in new york i'm sorry he has run and lost so many times
21:40this is the thing that he does have to accept stop fighting it's thanksgiving
21:46you go outside check the poll numbers you're outside human whoever's in third place in the
21:51poll numbers needs to get the heck out i think it's selfish for a third place yeah distant third
21:55to stay in the race yeah mom donnie is a disaster yeah so there tom we all disagree with you no
22:03he beat cuomo cuomo lost that loser and then he gets back in the race he's the spoiler thanks for
22:08the beret but but all right i'm going to move on send your letters to tom even the ones that disagree
22:15with me up next trans dudes are at it again
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22:34five more words
22:44male gamer takes female prize all right loftus a trans identifying male video gamer won the top prize
22:5478 000 in an all female gaming competition called the milk cup don't ask don't tell
23:02it's supposed to be a safe space for female video game enthusiasts and yet this man saying he's a
23:08woman comes in and wins loftus does this happen a lot at the shelters almost constantly yes we have one atari
23:19and we're like girls only and then jim comes over and says call me brenda i want to play
23:25and that's what we it's just what happened again yeah like uh as a gamer as a person who likes video
23:31games uh you've we've had to wrestle with like dudes pretending to be women online for a long time
23:37right this is my girlfriend in canada she loves me that's a truck driver named carl yes i got fooled
23:43many times when are we just gonna just have have like trans sporting events right like have the guys
23:50and then have the girls and then have the trans just have to have their whole league yeah let them
23:55do roids i would do whatever drug they want just like i'm dying and just i would want cat are there
24:05there must be some kind of different different skill sets in gaming i mean hand eye coordination
24:10i read that it was men have better reaction time but i don't think that's true really i think the reason
24:15that that men are better at video games is because women are less likely to have such poor social
24:21skills that they are forced to stay in the basement playing video games all day and night yeah right
24:31true like women will go outside see others have empathy for them where men will just sit in the
24:38basement and play video games that's much more common i think for sure that could be it it could just be uh
24:43and then we could evolve to be better at those things tom tom what do you make of this whole story
24:49well first of all i'm a little sick of guys like this who says he identifies as a female
24:53and he puts no effort into it at all i know it's like he just a little bit longer hair
25:01i mean put a barrette in it maybe some earrings or something his name is his new name is vader more
25:09like vetter he looks like eddie vetter from pearl jam uh but no i think uh that it's uh absurd and uh
25:16yeah it's always i think it's an insult to women that they think that they don't even have to try
25:21yeah women try that's why they're women that's why we like them it's like they smell better than us
25:27he does not smell better than me right i smell pretty good
25:37supposed to say yes all right julie
25:43so that was 78 grand that could have gone to an actual woman that this guy basically just took his
25:49partner was a female so i wonder if he's going to give her the money because she's the one that should
25:53get the money this is so stupid i mean first of all trans women don't belong in women's sports i
25:58don't care if it's physical or e-sports i do agree that men are probably better at this because they
26:02have way more spare time like we actually do something with ourselves yep well i mean
26:09i mean who the hell sits in front of a tv and plays gaming all day well who the hell sits in front
26:13of a mirror and applies makeup i actually don't yeah i hate makeup do you hate makeup i don't try
26:20at all she probably tries more than i do and look at her yeah so she should go back to people don't
26:25realize this julie just wakes up looking like this no it's different not that i would know no because
26:31cat's the same yeah i don't wear makeup in my civilian life she looks like the homeless out of
26:36the two of them yes that is true a homeless mother with a baby in a stroller that's her yeah well that's
26:42sad well i wear makeup only so i show up on tv you that's what you never know you might be called
26:52to be on our show when somebody misses their flight miss their flight tom that's what we call it
26:56all right coming up a brainless tv actor runs his mouth
27:10who is this idiot
27:17chris maloney has no brain cat chris maloney is the star of law and order organized crime which we
27:26can talk about at length uh called president trump a clear and present danger to america
27:32after commuting the prison sentence of george santos that's the reason because he he allowed
27:40santos to get out does that make him a clear and present danger and more important why is it that
27:45we love crime but we don't like law and order i don't know because it's like it's not true crime yes
27:51but it's not but i'm not glad that true crime happens so i don't know it puts me in a kind of a tough
27:55spot but i will say it's about damn time that someone in hollywood has the balls to stand up to
28:01donald trump yes what a brave man this is yes he may not work again yes i don't know what's gonna
28:10happen i have a theory tom that this has to do with having a career in kind of this cheesy police
28:18procedurals like when you watch law my problem with law and order is i just know exact they try to
28:23pretend to be surprising and every time i know who the villain is it's like the first one they
28:27talk to and then they they get right they're like oh it's not him and then it always always is yeah
28:31guys i did law and order yeah i know you did they're making fun of me i was the first guy they
28:37checked and he didn't do the murder yeah secret though about law and order a lot of law and order
28:41acting you just have to keep an activity you just have to be like yeah i saw the guy he came in here
28:45but uh you know yeah he was bad news but i don't know nothing about no murder can you do that on tv
28:51yeah now was that when you played a gynecologist yeah right i'm trying i'm drying the i'm drying the
28:57bar glass yeah they're always drying a but i've never seen a bartender in real life polish a glass
29:05yeah yeah only in tv shows oh yeah this guy he was he was tough are you wiping your booger rag on the
29:14vase well i haven't used it yet today
29:21that was taped i'm using you know what i'm using this uh segment uh julie not to rag on maloney but
29:29to rag on just law i don't understand yeah how law and order is around because i don't know anybody
29:35who watches it it's something that if your tv it's on you vacuum okay so i actually in my early days at
29:43fox i used to spend a lot of time sitting in my office doing nothing because i was a correspondent
29:47um i'm sure they're happy to hear that david lee david lee miller was my office mate and he watched
29:54this non-stop i mean it was just on all the time so i have to say some of the plots were interesting
30:00but i do think it's ironic that this man is obviously not a very good actor if he plays an
30:04investigator slash law enforcer on law and order and he's now coming out against trump who is down and
30:11strong on law and order so i think a lot of the democrats and a lot of the liberal hollywood
30:16elites i don't consider him have you seen his weird commercials that he does for some kind of
30:21supplement no he's like copper he's like copper bracelets and stuff yeah yeah he's like a penis
30:26enlargement supplement or like what kind i wouldn't know oh i have to take the i have to take like not
30:33the one that you do like it's more natural copy that whatever another double standard coming out of
30:39hollywood he is i actually take a pill to make the rest of my body bigger that's not working
30:47you should get your money you should get a refund i was gonna say
30:57not that your head has shrunk
31:02do they get law and order down at the shelter we do that's when we know it's time for breakfast
31:09you just hear bomb bomb and everybody gets up
31:16bomb bomb i hope it's oatmeal
31:19bomb bomb leftover pizza from pizza hut what is going on with that show you work in television
31:26the scripts to me seem like they don't get edited or something i i wrote on a lot of situation comedies
31:32and you're always jealous of the law and order gang because there's a place you have to be in the plot by
31:37the it's it's just a it's a great gig i'm so insanely jealous of all the actors everybody involved in
31:43law and order this guy's been on that show for 25 years he's set he can do the dumbest he ever wants to
31:51and he's he's he's untouchable he's like you know i got arthritis i put on a copper bracelet
31:56trump's the enemy i put on my copper vest my copper knees are working good he's a lunatic but he's a rich
32:03lunatic it's a lunatic yeah it's like i i i but i'm more interested in the lunatic than the character
32:09in the show yeah i law and order to me when i turn it on i get stummer with every single scene and i
32:17yet you gotta go with it you gotta go with it it's the crack cocaine of viewing you wait for one of
32:22those law and order marathons you get into your hotel room at the holiday inn and just lay back
32:27lay back lay back let law and order take over you like forensic files right forensics files is so good
32:35forensic files is amazing 30 minutes you start out with it and you just go with it and it's real and
32:41you know exactly it's like there are no big surprises because there's no big surprises yeah i love that
32:48voice over guys and he didn't know he left his dna on the table tom shaloo wiped his prints off the
32:57vase on the gutfeld show the murder weapon was in plain sight you know what they thought he was a robot
33:04gynecologist do you know what i always what i always say about about tom is that he reminds me of every
33:12husband in a date line that like that oh no yeah he volunteers to lead the search party the search
33:20party for his missing wife and like he somehow because he wants to keep make sure they don't go out to
33:25the shed like or the storage unit that he like somehow just started renting months ago turns out shaloo never
33:35went to the boathouse because he'd rented it two months before yeah it's keith it's keith morrison
33:43little did they know that tom shaloo had more secrets up his sleeve i love when he goes oh no
33:52all right up next the growing trend of airport divorce
33:55and relationship news join us won't you in greg's romance corner
34:09tonight in romance corner couples are trying something called the airport divorce it's a trend
34:15where they go their separate ways after going through tsa and they do their own thing and board
34:19the plane all in an effort to keep the peace tom i actually do one thing better i travel separately
34:26because our travel habits are so different i'm talking about me and you
34:34my wife is a last last minute traveler i am like i gotta get there two hours before
34:41because and if we travel together we will kill each other yes and so you greg greg gets to the airport
34:46earlier than any u.s citizen i get there before i get there before the ticket agent yeah but you
34:52always like to go to the to like to lounge so when we're traveling together we do kind of the airport
34:57divorce because you go to the lounge and i don't like to do any i don't like to have coffee i don't
35:00like to have food i don't like any special treats or anything like that i just go near the gate and i
35:05just sit down you just wait for the plane you raw dog yeah i don't want popcorn i don't want anything
35:13you don't even like you don't even like the nice coffee in the in the china mugs that they have at
35:17the lounge i don't want it yeah or the brownies yeah i don't get drinking coffee before a flight
35:22you're trying to take a dump on the plane yes you know they say they tell you like if you have any
35:28opportunity to 25 000 feet in the air you do it no but i no i but the thing is if you drink enough
35:37coffee drink enough coffee you pretty much have the reverse it's like you shut it all down
35:44i don't think that's the science
35:48do you uh do you are you compat do you guys are you compatible travelers absolutely not
35:53yeah uh he wants to get there the last minute i want to get there really early we don't do the
35:57airport divorce but i always threaten it yeah i'm always like i'm gonna leave but i not because
36:01but then i have to lift my own bag so i'm obviously not doing that so we have this new routine where
36:07while we're leaving for the airport we get into a fight and then we go through security and then by
36:11the time we're in the lounge we joke around about the fight uh that's nice i i use so romantic we
36:17almost always would get in a fight uh on the way and then we take separate uh cats oh what oh we're
36:24in the same car yeah yeah no i'd be like because it's like it's just the way it works this is something
36:29you never have to deal with because you don't fly at no they don't even let me buy the airport anymore
36:34you lived in terminal c at la guardia for six months yeah it was great best weekend ever
36:43then they do the whole redesign they got the uncomfortable benches
36:47no good the airport divorce is ridiculous and once again we got to watch these headlines
36:53because i read airport divorce and i'm like oh what a time saver yes you know
36:58you just you you go to the airport you give her half your you let you know then you go out of town
37:04yeah that's an easy one they the airport divorce as i understand it from this article is like okay
37:11we'll go our separate ways and we'll meet back at the gate like we already have that we we call that
37:17i'll meet you back here yeah right this is nothing new this is like okay i'll be over here it's completely
37:24ridiculous why do they have to make everything fancy because why can't it just be like normal
37:29couples that argue and go just get away from me for a minute i'll meet you back here before the plane
37:34leaves i've seen so many videos julie on on instagram of women being arrested at the airport because
37:42they're drinking that's my worry is that what you think yeah i think how many times have you been
37:46asked to get off i've never been kicked off of a plane i've wanted to kick others off a plane but no
37:51i i and i don't get drunk in public much to your surprise but i do hate people who are at the
37:58airport like tom you would annoy the crap out of me if we were married no offense but just people that
38:05are sitting there dying to get in the line to get onto the plane like i sit and i wait and i will be
38:10the last one i don't care where i am seated on that plane i don't want to for for to have to sit on
38:15the plane longer run with rather i don't have to i don't get in the plane i'm like the sea you're the
38:19first person at the gate i might be the first person but i don't get on cat's husband shows up
38:24he's military he waltzes on the plane yeah it's so true it's so true and he was a merchant marine
38:37i don't know why i said that though julie i do i do agree with you except that now people will will uh
38:45pirate your cab your uh yes the stowaway yes so you'll take your space i was just speaking of
38:50the california federation of republican women and they are all huge fans of yours by the way all women
38:55yeah who knew women loved you so much yeah but i told them i was going to bring you and then they
39:00found you in my carry-on and so i got busted but i swear everybody there was like we love gutfeld i'm
39:08like dude i'm julie banderas i'm not greg i'll tell them they they adore you women in california
39:15love you republican women i don't know about the democrats yeah call me republican women i'm in the
39:22book right now everybody under the age of 40 is what's a book don't go away we'll be right back
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