00:00And just like that, which it was announced by Michael Patrick King and Sarah Jessica Parker.
00:06It is ending.
00:08If you have not seen it and you don't want spoilers, turn off the volume.
00:11Okay, so I didn't watch it, but I want to know what happened to Carrie.
00:14And because famously, like there were some Sex and the City, very famous finales, right?
00:20With Mr. Big and Mikhail Baryshnikov.
00:23This is literal doo-doo.
00:24Literal doo-doo?
00:25There's literal poop in the finale.
00:28No!
00:29Yes!
00:29It takes place during Thanksgiving, the worst Thanksgiving ever, at Miranda's house.
00:33She even bails on her own Thanksgiving.
00:35And it's just Carrie, Brady, Brady's crazy baby mama played by Ben Stiller's daughter.
00:40And her two crazy friends, one of whom is Spike Einbender, who was good, but plays a character named Epcot,
00:46who eats too much brie and has to keep pooping.
00:49And then later, the poop all comes.
00:51Wait, you're lying, Megan.
00:52This is not real.
00:53This is not how it ends for Carrie Bradshaw.
00:56At a sad Thanksgiving dinner where someone's pooping because they ate too much brie, and
01:01the pooper's name is Epcot?
01:02That's, you're, actually, no, you're f***ing with us.
01:05Were there any good parts of the finale?
01:07Let's get back to this brie situation.
01:09So, the toilet overflows and the credits roll?
01:13The toilet overflows, Miranda starts cleaning it up, Miranda's girlfriend comes over, sees
01:18Miranda starts crying, they hug.
01:20Carrie goes home alone and decides the end of her novel, which she previously had done
01:25an epilogue that hinted that Duncan, the really juicy British writer, would come back.
01:29She deletes that and says, the woman was not alone, but on her own.
01:35And then she dances around her, like, mostly empty apartment.
01:39What the f***?
01:40Do you think they embraced this sort of new Disney, right?
01:44Because with Disney movies, it was a little bit like, we don't want to go with the trope
01:48that the princess has to end up with a man.
01:51Do you think they were like, we can't have Carrie end up with a guy she's going to be on?
01:55It'll be a tale of women of empowerment?
01:58I think that is what Michael Patrick King thinks he was doing.
02:02My issue, and I am a happily single woman, I love being single because I can do whatever
02:07I want, whatever I want to do it, is that throughout the finale, Carrie was not happy about being
02:12single.
02:13Sex and the City, the original series, captured being single well.
02:17Like, when she sat there with a glass of wine, no armor.
02:19It made being single fun.
02:20There's so many choices in this finale that are completely baffling to me.
02:24It makes being single look like something to be endured and not enjoyed.
02:28The show, weirdly, was just so out of touch.
02:32Sex and the City was like, love it or hate it, it was so on point.
02:36You know, like, the restaurants.
02:38The old episodes still hold up.
02:39You know, in terms of, like, relatability.
02:41Yeah.
02:41You know what this all comes back to, and I think really sunk and just like that?
02:45Not having Kim Cattrall.
02:47Because she was the kind of, the edge.
02:49Kim would love to hear you say that.
02:50She was the edge of the show.
02:52The show had no edge.
02:53The best quote she ever said, what's your favorite film?
02:56Life.
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