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Coronation Street 24th October 2025
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00:00I don't know what to do.
00:30hey hey what are you doing oh just looking for something got any plans for your day off
00:47well it's not a day off if i've not got any work is it no sorry i'm meeting a guy later
00:54though i have worked with before so things go what are you looking for i uh i can't find my keys car
01:02keys really i buy you a car and five minutes later you've lost the key i lost them i just can't find
01:11them i thought you liked the car i do i love it i mean it's the best ever i just um can't find the
01:17um i found them down the side of the sofa ah i didn't expect you to take more care i do i will
01:27i love the car and i love you what do you like thanks for letting me stay over
01:40should get off to work in a bit try phone in dev
01:44no i think i might need to serve a bit longer in the dog house
01:52maybe i could phone him yeah probably best to give him a bit of space
01:59i know what'll cheer you up planning the quads birthday party yeah yeah that'd be good yeah
02:08you know i'm thinking of getting them some of those giant number balloons oh they'd love that
02:14yeah but if one of them popped then we'd end up with 666 you know mark of the devil
02:22ma'am are you listening sorry love i was thinking about asha i hope she's okay yeah me too
02:32well maybe i will try and give them a ring
02:40right well thank you for your help yeah bye i want to say help i mean no help at all
02:45what did they say oh nothing you get run over in broad daylight and the police haven't got a clue
02:50oh i'm going back to bed what about school uh inside day oh right yeah your phone's been pinging you
02:56know so oh right i'll get cleared up a bit here and then i'll help you with your physio look why
03:02don't you take a break and we'll just have a brew or something because we need to do your exercises
03:07so you can get better physically look rushed off your feet oh hey here you go message off my mum
03:14she wants to know if we fancy lunch in the bistro with her what like we're made of money her treat
03:19she reckons got work you got a lunch break what about steve will he be there no he's gone to spain
03:25to see his brother are you really ready for a lunch date with your mother free meal uh we might not be
03:31paying any money for it but i very much doubt it will be free right well well it looks like she's
03:36making the effort on it so if we say yeah it's like we're meeting her halfway hey hey birdie
03:48yeah do you not suppose you could put a good word in with death for me he's thinking about giving me
03:54a job well i'd love to do anything but you don't like me interfering in his business affairs all right
03:59fair enough but i really need this i can't keep it on a blood bed in royce front room forever
04:07i was just going no need just lost me anyway you can't blame him can you
04:16hi sarah um i'll just get a coffee please oh cakes are fresh in bakeries just dropped them off
04:22oh yeah go on then i'll have an eclair i do love it okay we've already got plenty of business yeah but
04:30if we put more money into pr and up our online profile we could get even more work yeah well
04:35i'll have a think about it look i'm gonna have to get back i've got mrs newton at half past hiya sarah
04:40hiya george love you all right hey do you mind if we join you uh i do mind actually yeah very much
04:47ah tough so how's life broken down to be honest would you like a bite of my eclair i would like
04:56a lottery win but yeah go on yeah wouldn't we all i think his business is on the ropes
05:03hmm that's nice i've got to find a way to raise our joint income i'm sorry but you know what i'm
05:10sure he'll be fine he's a tradesman innit sir he's always going to get work billy it's all right
05:18i'm sure it's not important you two falling out really you just you can get on your nerves a bit
05:25not like the lovely pio well no he bought me a car so i heard yeah but then what he said he's got no
05:32job well yeah that was before the business slow down and i can't help feeling a bit guilty
05:36he did hit his cash flow yeah but still he got you a car oh yeah would you like to see my new car
05:41i would love to i'm free at lunch it's a date i just need a fresh pair of eyes make sure i've not
05:49missed anything well they were right you haven't paid i thought they were pulling a fast one there you
05:57go all sorted do you know i could have sworn i'd paid that invoice ages ago i have a really good
06:05relationship with my suppliers i was on time i'm famous for it don't fret stressing all you make
06:11things worse oh hello nick i don't often see you in this uh neck of the woods uh yeah look i was just
06:18pressing i wondered if you had a table for two monday night maybe i don't know the quiet one by the
06:23window yeah no problem seven o'clock okay uh yeah yeah seven o'clock's great thanks uh didn't you say
06:28that you have the robinson wedding on monday i think the whole place is booked out oh blooming
06:33heck yeah that's right oh that's a shame i'm so sorry nick yeah they they cancelled last week then
06:40a couple of days later he was back yeah it's okay it's fine um i don't know i'll sort something else
06:45i don't know and i've said sorry like a thousand times i will i'll call you i promise
07:03yeah i love you now come and don't say
07:05what's your mate you promise not to tell him you think that makes a difference with her brother
07:17probably not and how is asha have you heard from her what's your text she's with a mate she's safe
07:27look i am so sorry for messing up again
07:29benny i get it okay i do i understand okay but these are my kids they have to be my priority
07:37please tell me you've got plenty of tin carrots we do i need half a dozen i could do that you know
07:43this shop is literally my lifesaver especially for someone who forgot to go to cash and carry
07:49oh remind me are you legally married because if not i'd have you in a flash right
07:59look let me pop to the cafe and get us more coffee he's not coming is he i'll text him again
08:12no the building game's a small world peace probably warned him officer
08:16he won't do that he wouldn't graham podmore's his old man
08:20he wouldn't listen to pete right then why isn't answering his calls why is he late you know you're
08:26not the only one losing work here you're being paranoid gary paranoid no the only reason this is
08:31happening is because you kicked off at pete and now my business is suffering because really it's
08:35that simple is it yeah yeah it's that simple lovely day gentlemen yeah yeah lovely day
08:41look this no look maybe we should stop our business relationship for a bit until things pick up you're
08:52dumping me yeah you need to be sticking together lad yeah but i can't afford to be losing work mate
08:59now maybe when this blows over we can have a rethink but for now let's just call it a day yeah
09:05that's what you want bye
09:21so he's still struggling he's got these exercises to do but he doesn't have grunt and wage when he's
09:26doing them is he in pain yeah well it's not much fun for mum either she's having to do everything
09:32well i hope you're helping out i do what i can anyway halloween soon any plans i think i'm a bit
09:40all for trick-or-treating but sam wants us to go out really i told him he can do the trick-or-treating
09:45i'll just eat all the treats and is he happy about that well he does what i tell him
09:54hi tyrone thank you for calling me i heard that where do you come from
10:00sam's a total simp should make him dress up as a pumpkin or something yeah i might do that
10:13what does he want pestering me at school he's pestering me here i think he's in love with me
10:18yeah well let him down gently hey i'm trying well i am taking your mom and dad out for lunch
10:24i wish me luck i'm hoping to get back into the good books well you've got my chance and jerk
10:29right i got your text how come we're meeting here because i'm helping me sister out that's why
10:42listen i know what you said earlier but i got one more job for you if you want it it's easy money
10:47car's been parked in fresco car for the last couple of days registration and details
10:51i think i'll pass well i might not ask again yeah that's good for me
11:04what was all that about are you getting him to steal cars again no
11:08yes but he turned me down which might make you happy but we still need the money
11:12i'm not happy dev knocked me back and alfie had me nina and roy up at 3am this morning
11:17we need our own place because i can't carry on like this so get what you deserve from the divorce
11:22i would rather steal cars well i just try to do that something will turn up it always does i need the gents
11:47i need the gents
11:54ha caught you what well you look like you're up to no good but then being up to no good is what you
12:00do best isn't it do you know i ain't got time for this
12:06so
12:16It is very nice, isn't it?
12:37I know, I love it.
12:38Hey, stop pressing things.
12:40I haven't worked out how everything does myself yet.
12:43Sorry, I don't know.
12:44Oh, it's nice to see you happy.
12:47Yeah, I haven't...
12:48No-one's ever bought me a car before.
12:51Oh, it's Billy.
12:52Again.
12:54It's just a bit awkward.
12:56Billy being my ex and all that.
12:58Right, is Theo bothered about that?
13:00No, nothing like that.
13:02Just...
13:03Hang on, sorry, one second, that's Harry's school.
13:06Hello?
13:08Oh, no, is he OK?
13:10OK.
13:13OK, yeah, no problem.
13:14I'm going to be about half an hour, if that's all right.
13:17All right, then, bye.
13:20Everything OK?
13:21Mm-hmm.
13:21No, it's just Harry's not very well.
13:23He's got a bad headache, so they've asked me to go and pick him up.
13:25Well, I've got wheels.
13:26I'll drive you.
13:28Are you sure?
13:29Of course I'm sure.
13:29Oh!
13:30You want to see how this baby handles?
13:32OK!
13:33It's on to the rest, then.
13:34Ooh, very smooth.
13:37Me too.
13:39OK, here's a question for you.
13:41If you were at a pub, would you keep everything as is,
13:44or would you want to put your own stamp on it?
13:47I would assess the situation,
13:51and then very quickly come to the conclusion
13:53that what the Rovers needs
13:55is a dropped-head gorgeous barmé
13:57with a killer singing voice
13:59you the punters adore.
14:01When they take over, you come stand at the bar
14:04and say that at least five times an hour.
14:06I can, because it's true.
14:07Mm-hmm.
14:08You really are the best brother.
14:09Yeah, and don't you forget it.
14:11Oh, Nick, just a bill, please, mate.
14:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, two ticks.
14:15Tam, here.
14:16Oh, sorry I'm a bit early.
14:18Just checking we're still on for lunch today.
14:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:20Uh, yeah, of course, everything's fine.
14:22Oh, good.
14:22I just wanted to be a special treat for Fizz and Tyrone.
14:25Yeah, don't worry.
14:26I'll make sure it's special.
14:27I'm a little bit worried about the wheelchair.
14:29Look, we're fully accessible.
14:31It'll be really fine, I promise.
14:32And he's got a sprained wrist.
14:34Oh, the guy is getting through it, isn't he?
14:36Uh, yeah, look, it'll be fine.
14:37Just two minutes.
14:38Okay, I'll be back.
14:43Todd, I'm really sorry.
14:45It's all gone.
14:46Oh, it's all gone, Harry.
14:47All gone over the back seat.
14:50Oh, no.
14:54I told him I was going to look after the car.
14:55Oh, listen, don't worry about it.
14:57It's my fault I shouldn't have let him have that milkshake.
15:00Hey, up.
15:01What's all this?
15:02Listen, I'm really sorry.
15:03Harry's basically poured milkshake all over the back seat of the car.
15:06And this was after your very lovely boyfriend took us to school to pick him up.
15:10But, yeah, it's...
15:11Yeah, sorry, it's a mess.
15:13Which is not that bad.
15:14I mean, it's just a spill.
15:15It'll clean up.
15:16Yeah, it was an accident.
15:17Of course it was.
15:17That's what kids do, eh?
15:19Yeah, I know how much Todd loves his car.
15:22I'm happy to get it professionally cleaned.
15:23Oh, there's no need.
15:24It was an accident.
15:25Forget about it, eh?
15:27It's fine.
15:27Really?
15:28Yeah, absolutely.
15:31Hey, there we go, guys.
15:32It's nice to see you again.
15:34Hey.
15:35Hey.
15:35How you doing?
15:36Yeah, I'm good, thanks.
15:37Oh, you look great.
15:38Look, I've got your table ready.
15:39Thanks, Nick.
15:40I actually need some help with the chair.
15:41No, we can manage.
15:42Thank you for coming.
15:43I really appreciate it.
15:45It's all right.
15:45Can't stay long, though.
15:46Got to get back to work.
15:47I'm just chuffed for doing this.
15:49Yeah.
15:49Hey, look, let me have you.
15:51Are you sure?
15:51Yeah, don't worry.
15:52Excuse me, chair, oh, chair coming through.
15:55Oh, Mum, you don't have to wait.
15:57Excuse me, wheelchair coming through.
15:58Here we go.
15:59Cheers.
16:01There we go.
16:02Look, I'll put you here.
16:03It's nice and quiet, all right?
16:04Thank you, Nick.
16:05Where do you want this, Nick?
16:06Hey, just there.
16:07It's fine, OK?
16:07OK.
16:09Such a palaver, isn't it, eh?
16:11Right.
16:13Now, this is nice, isn't it, eh?
16:17Now, no arguing.
16:18This is my treat.
16:20Right.
16:20Shall we have a little pre-lunch drink?
16:22Er, no, I'm fine, thanks.
16:24Yeah, yeah, I'll have a pint if you are having more.
16:26You sure he's OK to have a drink?
16:28I mean, if he's on meds...
16:30Er, hello?
16:30You can talk to me, you know.
16:32Oh, sorry.
16:33Sorry, of course you know what you can and can't do.
16:36Sorry, love.
16:37Right, I'll, erm...
16:38I'll get us a bevy.
16:39How did your meeting go?
16:48Did you get the gig?
16:51How could you do that?
16:59Do what?
17:01Do you not care?
17:02I don't know what you're talking about.
17:06I gave you a car.
17:09This morning, you lost the keys.
17:12And now...
17:13Now you give a lift to a small boy with a milkshake.
17:16It was an accident, right?
17:17You said that yourself.
17:18Yeah, because Siri's your friend and I didn't want to embarrass her,
17:20but it's not her fault.
17:22OK.
17:22It's yours.
17:23All right, I'm sorry, OK?
17:25I will...
17:25I'll clean it.
17:26I'll...
17:27clean and scrubbing.
17:28No, no, no, no.
17:29No, you'll pay.
17:31Just have it cleaned professionally.
17:32OK, yeah, I can do that.
17:53It's me.
17:57OK, yeah, I can do that.
18:27Here we go.
18:34Pizza for sir and the black truffle risotto.
18:37Thank you, Nick.
18:38If you need anything, I can do that.
18:39Will do, thanks.
18:40You manage with your wrist?
18:42I'm fine.
18:43Thank you, Nick.
18:44Oh, look at you two, eh?
18:47Must be the day for lunch dates.
18:48Great minds think alike.
18:50Indeed they do, and this was my idea.
18:52No, it wasn't.
18:53I was the one who said we should come out for lunch.
18:55Yeah, and I said, what about the bistro?
18:56So, to be accurate, both of our ideas.
18:59You two are totally adorable, aren't they?
19:01Adorable.
19:02Yeah, totally adorable.
19:05Hey, um, how are you doing, Tyrone?
19:09Yeah, I'm OK, thanks.
19:11Good.
19:11Yeah, you look well.
19:12So it's nice to see you out and about.
19:15Enjoy your lunch, guys.
19:16You too.
19:16You OK?
19:22You don't have to keep asking me.
19:24All right, it's fine.
19:25How's the physio going?
19:27I bet you they're giving you a million different stretches, eh?
19:29You know what?
19:30Yeah, a million and one, yeah.
19:31I'm going to give you a hug.
19:33No, it's all right.
19:33You can do it.
19:34You just said I can manage, didn't I?
19:36It'll only take a minute.
19:37Oh, why don't you just listen to what I'm saying?
19:39I said no.
19:40Wow!
19:41Why don't you listen to what I'm saying?
19:43I said I can manage.
19:45What are you lot looking at?
19:46Do you want a picture?
19:46Got you.
20:12I'm sorry.
20:13I shouldn't have kicked off like that.
20:14She was only trying to help.
20:15I mean, she didn't have to leave, though, did she?
20:18You've had a lot to put up with.
20:19At least she paid the bill before she left.
20:22At least everybody stopped staring at me.
20:24Oh, sorry.
20:25Oh, what was the risotto?
20:26It was nice, actually.
20:28We could stay for pudding if you like.
20:31Really?
20:32Yeah, go on then.
20:33I'll pop the ladies, sort myself out.
20:36You get a menu.
20:37Yeah, of course.
20:38I better love the beer, isn't it?
20:39Yeah.
20:40Hang on, where's me bag?
20:42Have you seen it?
20:42It was here.
20:43Yeah.
20:45That bloke's got my bag.
20:48He's stealing my bag.
20:49I'll hear you.
20:49Yeah, hello?
21:06You will be pleased to hear that my car now smells like a fresh summer meadow.
21:11Right.
21:12You had it cleaned?
21:13Yeah.
21:13I mean, they've done an amazing job.
21:15It wasn't even that expensive.
21:16We might start getting it done regularly.
21:18Oh, great.
21:18Well, listen, maybe you'll be more careful next time, eh?
21:22I will.
21:24Honestly, I'm going to take such good care of this car.
21:28It is going to get more love and attention than any car ever has in the whole of automotive history.
21:35What was that?
21:36What?
21:37Noise.
21:37There was a noise.
21:38What was the noise?
21:38I can't hear you properly, actually.
21:40Hey, I'm going to be home in a bit anyway.
21:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:55Oh, please, no.
21:57Oh, God.
21:57Oh, God.
21:57Oh, God.
22:14Hey!
22:16Thanks, Angel!
22:17Oh, God, man!
22:18His leg there.
22:19I hope it's all there.
22:20Oh, I'm sure it is.
22:21Yeah, my keys, my purse, my lippy.
22:25All present and correct.
22:27Thank you so much.
22:29Yeah, cheers, mate. Appreciate it.
22:31No worries any time.
22:32Oh, any time.
22:33He says I'm the hero.
22:34Are you OK?
22:35Me? Yeah, honestly, I'm fine.
22:37I'm fine.
22:37I'm mad as hell, obviously, but I'm fine.
22:40Do you know what?
22:40Drinks on the house.
22:42That's the least we can do, if you insist.
22:44Yeah, go on. It'd be rude not to.
22:47Seriously, though, thank you so much.
22:49You're dead brave.
22:51Oh, yes.
22:55You stay right where you are.
22:58I'm coming for you.
23:01Yes, I am.
23:05And there she is.
23:08Doing a not-so-subtle recce.
23:11Time to confront the perpetrator.
23:16Oi! Abby!
23:19Reverting to type, are we?
23:21Help! What are you doing?
23:25Get off me!
23:26I, er...
23:27Sorry.
23:30Sorry.
23:30Sorry.
23:30I know it's a waste of money, but I needed to get out of the house.
23:45Don't look like you're enjoying it.
24:00No.
24:01No.
24:02Guess I'm throwing myself a pity party.
24:04Oh, yeah.
24:06Yeah, I throw myself about three of them every year.
24:09Run the business.
24:10It's tough, innit?
24:11Yeah.
24:12I mean, at least you'll never run out of corpses.
24:15Never say never.
24:16The competition, it's quadrupled.
24:18These cheap and simple funeral packages, they're all a rage.
24:22Granted, it's not as tough for me as it is in your game.
24:24Winter's always a tough time for scaffolding.
24:28Got a few odd jobs you need doing at my place if you're interested.
24:32Cash in hand.
24:33Yeah?
24:34Well, I mean, I can't afford to say no thanks, George.
24:37Mainly grouting, but I'll send you a few picks.
24:40Brilliant.
24:40Roger that.
24:41Ta-ra, mate.
24:41Ta-ra.
24:54Hiya, Kev.
24:55Need a favour.
24:56I've scratched my car.
24:58Any chance to get sorted today?
24:59Nice water.
25:02What's happened?
25:03Oh, I've reversed into a bit of metal.
25:05In slow-mo.
25:06Oh, right.
25:07One of them.
25:09I'll have to farm it out.
25:10Really?
25:11I'm backed up.
25:12Ty's in a wheelchair.
25:13My brother's stolen my wife.
25:14Leaves my three mechanics down.
25:16I get it.
25:17But I need it sorted ASAP.
25:19It is doable to Saba, right?
25:21Come on, it's barely the afternoon.
25:23If you need to grease some palms with silver, I can pay you extra.
25:26Look, I'll do my best.
25:27I'm sure you will.
25:28The thing is...
25:28Yes, yes.
25:29You want it doing like yesterday.
25:31In the grand scheme of things, it's ten with a bit of a scratch.
25:35No-one's died.
25:36No-one's got cancer.
25:37Anymore.
25:38Bigger picture, totally.
25:39But you will do your best.
25:41Right?
25:41I've just said dinner.
25:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:43I'm stressed, Ed.
25:45Here you are.
25:46All right.
25:47No doubt this road will be completely redone-dumped when the new owners take over.
26:01Yeah, when is that?
26:02A couple of weeks, I think.
26:04I'll be tip-exed out.
26:06Well, you might be the right-hand woman.
26:07Got to think positive.
26:08I'm a sugar-worth.
26:10I'm a realist.
26:11What are you having, love?
26:12Oh, I'll have a pint, please, and one for him.
26:14Got you.
26:16Peace off for him, man.
26:17Don't want us to fall out.
26:18Oh, mate, same.
26:20Listen, maybe we're better as mates than business partners.
26:23I'll drink to that.
26:23How's it going, Kev?
26:26I'm bad to worse, sir.
26:27Can I have a pint, please, when you're ready, Glenda?
26:30Hey, listen, do you fancy a quick game about it?
26:32Yeah.
26:33Do you know what, mate?
26:33I would, but I'm going to have to rain-check that pint, because Jake's summoned me.
26:37But they're on me.
26:38All right.
26:39Oh, Tar.
26:40Hey, bet.
26:40Tar, cop.
26:41Can you do me a favour and tell Tony's car won't be ready until tomorrow?
26:46That's the best I can do.
26:47Right.
26:48My body shop's always chocky, but they'll have it looking brand new.
26:52All right.
26:53So, before you go, mate.
27:03Do you know what?
27:05I am really struggling to get in a party frame of mind.
27:09Yeah, Mum, you've got to look at this.
27:11Look, Naomi, she's getting proper slated online.
27:14Look at that one.
27:15No, no, no.
27:16I'm proper Naomi'd out.
27:18Been there, done that, got the divorce papers.
27:21Oh, do I have to come round?
27:23It's a lot deeper than people think.
27:24Oh, everyone's deeper than people think.
27:27He knows you meant well.
27:29Well, the fact is, I've made things ten times worse between him and Asha.
27:34Well, they're both going to be at the party, aren't they?
27:36They can chat, then?
27:37If they come.
27:38Of course they're going to come.
27:39They ain't going to punish the quads, is there?
27:41Well, not deliberately, no.
27:42I'm really hurting gems.
27:45And I don't know how we're going to get past this one.
27:50Get this table here.
27:51I'm just going to go and say hi to Hope.
27:52All right.
27:54You all right?
27:56Did you follow me, eh?
27:57What?
27:58I'm having lunch with my dad.
28:00Right, Liz.
28:01What are you up to?
28:02Listen, you're a nice kid.
28:04Your mum's cool, but there's like a three-year-age guy.
28:07Wow.
28:08I'm just being friendly.
28:09Are you, though?
28:10You're really starting to freak me out at school.
28:12What?
28:12I feel like every time I turn around, you're just there staring at me.
28:15You need to knock it on the head.
28:17All right, Jakey.
28:18All right, Donna.
28:20You should go sit.
28:21Your dad's waiting to order.
28:22He's got it bad for me.
28:28Yeah?
28:29I have a stalking job.
28:30I'm like, I don't think so, little boy.
28:33If you say so.
28:34Hello.
28:35I just did.
28:37Not lacking in self-confidence, is she?
28:41Now, at the risk of getting my head bitten off, she's too old for you.
28:45Shut up.
28:46It's only three years, anyway.
28:47Yeah, but it's more like eight years at your age.
28:49She'd eat you for breakfast.
28:50Shut up.
28:51I don't even like her, anyway.
28:53She'd roll up herself.
28:59Where'd you disappear to?
29:01Oh, I'm sorry.
29:02I didn't realise you were my line manager.
29:04Pardon me for worrying about you.
29:06Well, you don't need to worry about me, do you?
29:08You must just do lolly tap as you think I am.
29:11Not yet, anyway.
29:12Oh, here she is.
29:14Conscience kick in, did it?
29:16What?
29:17Thought better of it, did you?
29:18Eh?
29:19Worried about all that CCTV, were you?
29:21Well, you're not as green as your cabbage looking, are you?
29:24I have literally just walked in.
29:26Just so we clear, I've got your number.
29:29You knew I was on to you, didn't you?
29:31Yeah?
29:32That's why you decided not to rob it.
29:34Yeah.
29:34The car.
29:35You're not making any sense, sis.
29:37Well, even a broken clock's right twice a day.
29:41I see you.
29:43Debbie, what are you on about?
29:45She's already cost you your brother.
29:47Now, think about this.
29:50Is she worth it?
29:51Hey, hey, hey, just leave it.
30:01Leave it.
30:05It's a good question.
30:06Am I missing something?
30:07She's bang on the money.
30:08I was going to steal the car.
30:12What?
30:12I didn't, though.
30:13Just focus on that bit.
30:14Abs!
30:15Please, Kev.
30:15Shaft, Kev.
30:16Give Kev another cookie and I just couldn't face it, right?
30:20I decided I'd rather hit cars, except I couldn't do that either, because I couldn't risk losing
30:26Alfie, so I engaged my brain.
30:27For once.
30:28Turns out I'm more civilized than I thought.
30:32And that'll be thanks to Kev.
30:33Oh, aye.
30:36Man's a living saint.
30:40I chose you, didn't I?
30:42Don't begrudge him a bit of credit.
30:46Hey.
30:47Hey.
30:50Chicken cacciatore, just like a mama used to make.
30:53Molto, molto bene.
30:55Not that Eileen actually ever made anything more adventurous than Toad in the hole.
30:59And even then I think the batter was a packet.
31:01Just add milk and burn to a crisp.
31:05You OK?
31:05Yeah, good.
31:06Don't stop bobbling on my account.
31:08Oh, full disclosure, that 85% cocoa bar, I may have polished it off.
31:14Sorry, not sorry.
31:15Not like Todd's only think of number one, what a shocker.
31:18Oh, that's Maris Piper mash and pesto cabbage.
31:23Easy boy.
31:24I didn't see your car, Alfred.
31:28Oh, yeah, there was some kids playing football outside, so I moved it.
31:33Oh, right.
31:33Where to?
31:35Uh, Tiles Street.
31:36You know, right down the far end by the retirement flats.
31:39Oh, yeah, good idea.
31:40It's nice and quiet down there.
31:42It's great to see you finally looking after it.
31:44Oh, yeah.
31:48Mmm.
31:50Great.
31:53Buon appetito.
31:55Mmm.
31:55Delicious.
31:56Delicious.
31:59You know, uh, Sarah, she takes advantage of you, you know?
32:04No, she doesn't.
32:05The whole milkshake thing, that was just me indulging Harry.
32:09Back off there, are we?
32:10No, not at all.
32:12Just...
32:13How was your day?
32:14It says, changing the subject.
32:17No, look, go on, tell me, how was it?
32:19It was long.
32:21Depressing.
32:23How much butter is in this mash?
32:25Hardly any.
32:27I feel like going straight into my arteries.
32:29In a good way, though, right?
32:32Hmm.
32:32You know, that car park, you know, by the retirement plus, it's private, isn't it?
32:39I don't know, I'm not really sure.
32:40Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is.
32:42Yeah.
32:43You know, you might get a ticket.
32:45Well, give me your keys, I'll move it.
32:47No, no, no, look, you enjoy your meal, right?
32:49I'll move it in a bit.
32:50Well, the oldies will be twitching the curtains, won't they, eh?
32:53On no licence plate.
32:55This is a local car park for local people.
32:58Why did you park it in a residential bay?
33:03I didn't really think about it.
33:04I mean, I was just in a rush to get tea on.
33:09I'll move it, all right?
33:10It's no biggie.
33:12It's just you'll be on CCTV.
33:14All right, I'll sort it, OK?
33:16It's my problem, not yours.
33:17You'll get a fine.
33:19You won't pay it within the 14-day period.
33:21And then we'll get a £75 fine that we can't afford.
33:24Do you know what I mean?
33:25Well, before I forget, we've got a message from Kevin.
33:39Said the, er, body shop's chocker.
33:45And you won't be getting your car back till tomorrow.
33:47I was going to tell you.
33:54You liar.
33:55I was going to tell you.
34:25Stay, LeCore.
34:27I know.
34:29I get confused.
34:30You're a pretty vile to her.
34:32Was I?
34:33Trust me.
34:37Well, I apologise.
34:39But...
34:39It's happy she's your friend.
34:42Remember?
34:44Yes, I do.
34:46And I'm her friend.
34:47And I just can't quite forgive her yet.
34:50I wish you'd have all waited till I can't remember who's sleeping with who.
34:55Debbie?
34:58What?
34:59I'm tired.
35:00Yeah, well, of course you are.
35:01You're doing too much, aren't you?
35:03Hey, that was a schoolgirl error this morning.
35:06With, um, Nick Tilsley.
35:07So, let me help.
35:09Right?
35:09I need a job.
35:10You need someone you can trust.
35:11It's a no-brainer.
35:13Oh.
35:13Speaking as a card-carrying no-brainer.
35:15Stop that.
35:16Sorry.
35:19Yes.
35:21I will pay you.
35:22Too right you will.
35:26Five minutes you've had that car!
35:28It's just a scratch, right?
35:29And I'm getting it sorted.
35:30I blew everything I had on that!
35:32I know!
35:33What, do you think I've got mug rain across my forehead?
35:35Well, of course you haven't.
35:36Well, what then?
35:36What?
35:37What, Todd?
35:38What, do you think I've not noticed?
35:39Well, spit it out!
35:41Do you think I've not noticed a car-shaped hole outside?
35:44I knew that you would get angry.
35:46Oh.
35:46You knew I'd get angry, what with your psychic powers?
35:49Do I get angry for no reason?
35:50No.
35:51Do I fly off the handle just for the crack?
35:53No!
35:53All right, you...
35:54You...
35:55Sometimes you're...
35:58You're on a bit of a short fuse, all right, look, that sometimes...
36:02All right.
36:04Short fuse.
36:06Well, thank you.
36:07For your feedback.
36:09But do you think it's possible it's because I'm shagged up with a village idiot!
36:12All the grief you gave me about Pete!
36:14Let's read me about honesty!
36:16I am sorry!
36:17Hey!
36:17The hypocrisy!
36:19Hi, Dad.
36:35Hi.
36:36How's your Addy?
36:37Yeah, he's okay, I think.
36:39He's enjoying being away from me.
36:41One of them, is it?
36:43That's right.
36:44Now, yes, I can feel his contempt from the other side of the world.
36:47Kids are hard work.
36:49Selfish, ungrateful, and extremely judgy.
36:52No, judgy's a great word, and I think I've managed to alienate both of mine.
36:56I'm sure they'll come round.
36:57I don't know.
36:59Bridges have been burnt, and I think my daughter's done with me as well.
37:02Well, I don't believe that for a nanosecond.
37:06It is, and, you know, Bernie hasn't helped.
37:09Yeah, I mean, her heart's in the right place, maybe, but she's like a wrecking ball.
37:13Well, I do love Bernie, but she's nuts.
37:17I'm sorry.
37:18It's just the kids of my life.
37:21They tell.
37:22Look, if I had a pound for every time Ty and I went to battle, I'm not even speaking now,
37:27but I'm sure we'll get back on track, as you will.
37:33Wish I could share your optimism.
37:35Would you like a bag with that?
37:36It's okay.
37:37See ya.
37:38Have a nice day.
37:42Oh, no, and then Harry was like, but, Mum, you said blah, blah, blah.
37:46And I'm like, why am I even debating with a nine-year-old?
37:49Kit thinks he could be a barrister.
37:50Anyway, sorry, I can't stop, because I've left them with a pan of pasta, so...
37:54Oh, hey, what could possibly go wrong?
37:55Well, exactly.
37:56Right.
37:57Erm, just to say, sorry for milkshake gate.
38:01Oh, you shouldn't have.
38:03As I said, it's forgotten already.
38:05I'm mortified.
38:06Oh, er, 2022, eh?
38:10Blimey.
38:10You shouldn't have, if you like.
38:12Ah, well, Fresh Co's top shelf.
38:14Push that boat out.
38:15Yeah.
38:16You okay?
38:17Oh, yeah, just, erm, a bit of a banging headache.
38:21Yeah, he's got George nattering on at him 24-7, you know.
38:24Oh, don't you diss his George.
38:27No, the guy's a legend, but he does have verbal diarrhoea.
38:29Oh, yeah, very fair.
38:30Have you had any paracetamol?
38:32Yeah, it'll kick in a bit.
38:33Erm, hey, it's a shame you can't come in for a brew.
38:36Oh, no, sorry.
38:37He never listens, does he, clothies?
38:39Well, I think headaches are the worst, aren't they?
38:42Yeah.
38:42Right, I'm going to leave you guys to it, so I'll see you soon.
38:45Yeah, hey, if I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window.
38:47All right, it's all right. Bye, sir. Bye.
38:53What was nice of her?
38:57Oh, now, that is a good job.
39:01Jobbed, as Evelyn would say.
39:03Yeah.
39:04And I know it took a bit of a turn today, but it was nice to get out of the house together.
39:09Yeah?
39:10Yeah.
39:11There was no harm done in the end.
39:13I suppose not.
39:15What is it?
39:17Nothing.
39:19Come on.
39:20You go crazy at me when I do this to you.
39:23Not the silent treatment.
39:24Anything but the silent treatment.
39:25I'm useless, aren't I?
39:29Look at me, I'm good for literally nothing.
39:31What?
39:33I don't know what I'd do without you.
39:37You're the captain of our ship.
39:39Yeah, which one's that, the Titanic?
39:41Oh, look, you need...
39:42We need to flip how we look at things.
39:45Yeah, my bag nearly got robbed, but I got it back, didn't I?
39:48So no harm done.
39:49Yeah, big up, Ollie.
39:50They have a go, hero.
39:52Yeah, well, I'm glad he had a go.
39:53I mean, you should be too.
39:57Is this because your nose is out of joint?
39:59If you think my nose is out of joint, you want to see the state of my back?
40:02Oh, now we're getting somewhere.
40:04You're that jealous of Ollie.
40:05You'd rather that bloke could have got away with it.
40:07This is about your ego.
40:09And what ego's that?
40:10Oh, I'd say it's alive and kicking.
40:13Right, I know it's not easy for carers, but it's also not easy being the dependent, you
40:19know, just sat on the sidelines having to be grateful all the time.
40:23Yeah, because you're all about gratitude.
40:25Sulking because some fella stepped in to help your wife.
40:28I am not sulking.
40:29And what if Ollie had just sat on his hands, eh?
40:32And watched while I chased that bloke who robbed me.
40:35He could have lamped me one.
40:36Hey, but then we could be sat in A&E now, but you'd have a big smile across your chops.
40:40Because your ego's still intact.
40:41Oh, that is the most ridiculous thing we've ever said.
40:43Is it? Right.
40:44Truth hurts, Tyrone.
40:45Hey, it's me.
40:56You're not picking up.
40:58Good news.
40:59I have just got a job, courtesy of me sis, which means our money worries have been halved.
41:05So give us a call when you get this.
41:06Oh, yeah, and expect a call from her.
41:08She wants to apologise.
41:09Hey, guys.
41:39I am the village idiot.
42:06How's that for an admission?
42:07I should have told you about the car straight away from the off.
42:20It was this, um, metal cage thingy.
42:23I had no clue it was there.
42:26I mean, the scratch is only about that big.
42:29I do get how this must be a slap in the face.
42:44Bottom line is I'm really, really sorry.
42:49Can we just agree that I'm a total waste of space and move on?
42:55Close your eyes.
43:05Close your eyes.
43:05Oh, my God.
43:21I'm just going to drink it down.
43:25Oh, my God.
43:28And if you've been affected by issues raised in tonight's episode,
43:55you can visit itv.com forward slash advice for support information.
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