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00:00see you next time Rocky take care Molly well that's certainly shifted a lot of
00:11stock yeah I can't believe they bought both those baskets like I told them don't
00:16put all your eggs in one right then next up is well that's a new development
00:22what is it some sort of new development so it looks like once again it could be innocent
00:31chickens in peril why would it be made so tasty but the only way to be sure is to go
00:36and see exactly what they're building and the rats have kindly agreed to provide transport
00:41and surveillance at very reasonable rights all I'm saying is a younger smaller more nimble
00:49chicken would be a great addition to the team you know for exploring Evans dark corners tight
00:55cupboards that sort of thing and three just feels like a better number to me Molly you'd be an asset
01:01to any team but this really is only a two chicken job right right besides in my experience young
01:07recruits are far too quick to act without thinking absolute rubbish surprise thought you could do with
01:14another pair of wings frizzle and danger is my middle name sounds like we might get our little
01:23mission after all actually frizzle it might be best if you were to sit this one out oh I just helped
01:29save all those chickens only after getting trapped yourself and putting Molly and even more danger
01:35sorry kid we're not saying never just until you learn to think a little more before you act
01:44well it's no good moping around all day where's your backbone eh you need a stiff upper beak a bit
01:53of grit in your giblets show the world that whatever it throws at you you're ready for it are you the
02:01chickens well chickens yeah that's us there's a farm just across the Dale and it's putting poultry and
02:08parallel we need your help and there is only one thing to do we must immediately take a full written
02:14statement what how can we not help lead the way my ruffled friends mutiny rat man to the jokers
02:26we're coming up on the farm now chumps poultry processing plant doesn't sound like great place for
02:33chickens home to nanny chumps pallid poultry paste contains up to 12% chicken mechanically recovered
02:41oh well as long as it recovered that's the main thing we don't need the menu thanks lads just the
02:48lay of the land well without going into too much detail there's not much detail no windows no skylights
02:55whatever's going on in there I don't think they want people knowing about it it's just a big square
03:00sort of um what would you call that well we start geometric brutalism in it well just when I think
03:10I've got a handle on you well well well I was warned some bothersome birds might come sticking their
03:22beaks in you're the ones that took down Tweedy aren't you she was the weak link in the sausage chain
03:30but it's her newfangled technology that'll put chump on the map a secret map mind you one I hold very
03:39close to my heart you want it come and get it shove off the lot of you you're not surrounding me
03:51oh oh god catch me mother
03:54now how do we find out what seal is I'm sure something will come up
04:10I think we just found our next clue come on
04:16we're just coming up on the seal HQ now and I must say as evil corporate flagships go it's at the nicer end of the spectrum
04:27can you be more specific
04:29well if you imagine a farm yeah that's it just looks like a farm sweet little place actually sort of quiet
04:40greetings my feathered foes remember me Reginald Smith to my friends but you might know me better as
04:51sir eat a lot seal for short thank you for walking so obligingly into my little trap
04:58my colleague here said he'd given you a nudge in the right direction
05:01you horrid hens may have foiled Tweedy but you'll find I'm a very different animal
05:10rawr
05:12with my network of suppliers a raft of new restaurants and my secret recipe dipping sauce
05:18every chicken in the land is now just a nugget in waiting
05:22and nothing will stand in my way
05:26Ha ha ha ha ha!
05:31You're in my way.
05:35Hmm. Feels strangely at home here. Must be some sort of war room.
05:40Yeah. Look, those must be all his farms and factories.
05:45Which makes that his headquarters.
05:49Platoon! We have our target.
05:52Oh, hang on, this is interesting.
05:55Oh, is it a painting of a horse?
05:58Seems that Seal has developed a dipping sauce so delicious it's off the chart.
06:03Literally, it just goes off the chart.
06:05But its secret recipe is so secret, no one person knows what it is.
06:11Each of his suppliers provides one ingredient and has a special key.
06:15It takes all the keys to access the sauce production floor up at Seal HQ.
06:20So, if we had those keys, we could bring down not just the man, but his whole entire.
06:28Yeah, no one eats a nugget without a dip.
06:32If we destroy the dip, we save the chickens.
06:38Oh, now this looks like a gaff more befitting a rat of my rare breeding.
06:44Rare breeding? You've got 97 siblings.
06:48Shudder.
06:49What do you say?
06:50Oh, that.
06:51Well, there's a big fancy drive up to a big fancy house set in these big fancy grounds.
06:57If I had to describe this place in two words, they would be big and nice.
07:02Any sign of the first key?
07:04Yeah, of course.
07:05There's a big building with key kept here painted on the roof.
07:09Really?
07:10No, of course not.
07:10What sort of telescope could spot something the size of a key from up here?
07:15A really, really long one.
07:17That fetch was what is known as a rhetorical question.
07:22Rocky, Molly, how did you get here?
07:30What did they say?
07:33I think it was...
07:34But they'd have to take those pegs off for me to be sure.
07:38Watch out!
07:40She's behind you!
07:41She's behind you!
07:41Oh, yeah!
07:42That makes more sense.
07:46Hello!
07:47Oh, how joyful!
07:49More blessed meat for the Great Bread Sorcerer.
07:52This might be judging a book by its cover, but I'm not sure this one's quite the full ticket.
08:05Oh, yes.
08:09Well, that's rather taken the edge off, hasn't it?
08:12Lovely weather we're having.
08:14More tea, Vika?
08:15Hmm, can't quite work out if she's more or less strange than how she was before.
08:21As long as she's a little bit less sacrifice-y.
08:23I'll take it.
08:24Erm, I don't suppose you could help us with one of these?
08:28Oh, I've got one like that.
08:31Would you like it?
08:32And Jenkins put aside some crockery for the church jumble.
08:35So, what's with the keys?
08:38Ah, yes.
08:39Well, they're the key, pun intended, to ending this nuggety madness.
08:46Collect all these, and we think there's a way to stop Seal for Goods?
08:49And find Mum?
08:50Absolutely.
08:52So, what do we do with her ladyship?
08:54Erm, I think the locals may already have that in hand.
08:58Oh, so nice to see a community coming together.
09:03Hello.
09:03Hello.
09:04Oh, nice little trip to the coast.
09:10Let's see what we can...
09:12What's up with you?
09:15I get a bit seasick.
09:17But we're not in the sea.
09:19We're in the air above the sea.
09:21Oh, no.
09:22I get terrible air above the seasick.
09:27Right then.
09:28Well, it looks like your classic theme park turned chicken farm to me.
09:31At least in enough business model.
09:32But you've got to keep your eye on the rust, or your whole business can collapse.
09:36Literally.
09:37My advice would be watch your step.
09:39Any words of wisdom fetch?
09:44Carrots?
09:45I can't remember eating carrots.
09:48Erm, he says be careful.
09:50Over.
09:50Uh-oh.
10:11Uh-oh.
10:11Uh-oh.
10:15Uh-oh.
10:16Ahoy!
10:19Ahoy, shipmates!
10:24I do hope you've enjoyed my little fun farm.
10:27Well, now the fun's over.
10:29So, please ignore the posters saying Captain Drumstick's Fun Farm, where the fun's never over.
10:35Because that doesn't apply to you.
10:38I think maybe this champ's been at sea a little too long.
10:42Sadly, I can't have you walk the plank,
10:45as all our planks are required for repairs.
10:48But, I can teach you what happens when you cross Captain Drumstick.
10:55Really?
10:58Amateurs.
11:01Is this the final act?
11:04Then so be it!
11:06I'm no chicken when it comes to a dip.
11:09There is nothing in Neptune's kingdom that would ever cause harm to a seasoned and salty sea dog such as...
11:18Oh!
11:19Oh!
11:20Oh!
11:21Oh no!
11:22Oh!
11:23Ah!
11:24Well, there's two keys down, only one to go.
11:29Then what are we waiting for?
11:34Oh, now this is more like it.
11:36Loads of space for healthy outdoor pursuits.
11:39Like faraging in bins?
11:41That sort of thing, yeah.
11:42Oh!
11:43Plus sport, exercise, camping...
11:46You lost me.
11:47Yeah, fair enough.
11:48Any sign of danger?
11:50Did you not hear him say exercise?
11:52No specific dangers that I could...
11:54Oh, hang on.
11:55Looks like there's watchtowers.
11:57Even getting the van close enough is going to be tricky.
12:00Any bow and arrows?
12:01I don't know.
12:02Why?
12:03Cause you're in a giant air balloon.
12:05Oh, good point.
12:06Turn us round, Fetch.
12:07Turn us round.
12:12Listen up, girls.
12:13Seems like we might have some new camp mates of the feathered variety.
12:19Stop that giggling.
12:21What do you think this is?
12:22Some sort of holiday camp?
12:23No, Miss Dolly.
12:26We mean yes, Miss Dolly.
12:28That's right.
12:29And we're proud of what we do here.
12:31Which is...
12:32We bless you do our worst to all chickens till they burst.
12:37They gather up all the bits and plop them into tasty dips.
12:42Very good.
12:43Starting with the ones on this campsite.
12:49I see you chickens.
12:51I didn't get this observation badge for nothing.
12:53That's a collector's badge.
12:57Quiet!
12:59Looking for this, are ya?
13:01Well, forget it.
13:02I'll be taking this somewhere very safe.
13:04And good luck catching the national junior cross country running champion.
13:09Which is me.
13:10In case that wasn't clear.
13:12Don't, let it get away!
13:13Roger.
13:14Who?
13:15Charge!
13:29that's far enough oh did i not mention i was national atlas stone champion 1950
13:41actually it's been quite a while
13:45oh there we have it a flawless operation even if i do say so myself
13:53are you kidding kidder all you did was slow us down
13:56me slow us down it was your back chat and squabbling that saved this mission i've had
14:04just about enough of your attitude well that's a shame because there's plenty more where that
14:09came from oh i don't doubt it no expertise but attitude a plenty are you even on over
14:16and here she goes again
14:18guys wait please just quiet
14:24it's ginger she's behind the back wall but hurry she's no ginger
14:30she was right there
14:35oh looks like she's turning off this must be the place
14:42blimey would you look at this gaff it's like a proper castle
14:46the turrets the flags the extensive corporate branding how are we looking on access and
14:52infiltration well i only know one of those words but it looks very tricky to get inside which
14:58either means they know you're coming or there's a major flaw in their business model
15:02tricky how high walls arm guards drawbridge pretty much the works looks like your mr seal is very
15:10keen to protect his saucy nuggety empire oh wait a minute oh that is good
15:16hang on i might have some good news what is it fetch they do a two to one offer on wednesdays
15:22no it was more bad news good luck eh yeah why them to have been acting
15:28they're gonna need it
15:32frizzle we can't let our differences torpedo this mission too much depends on it you're right
15:40you call the shots i can bite me tongue i think
15:44no it's possible that neither of us is a perfect leader on our own but together with my experience
15:54and your spirits there's a force i wouldn't trifle with so what do you say command the frizzle
16:03i say you're on commands a fowler
16:08well that worked out pretty whoa no window
16:30fowler we've got the keys we can get to the secret lair and save mum oh excellent timing everyone did
16:37all the chickens get out yes absolutely then let's get ginger keys in and in three two one turn
16:54so that was underwhelming typical this is a problem with modern engineering you see
17:01oh i think the walls are moving up all the floors moving down oh yeah it's probably that
17:09that
17:15dad look oh molly rocky
17:31you again honestly you can't even keep
17:34a prisoner in your own dungeon anymore
17:38what is the world coming to ginger ginger
17:48quick dad press the button there are no buttons but we need to go up up and ideally away
17:56uh fowler i think you might get your wish
18:00lift off
18:05nowhere to run eat a lot you may have won the battle but while there's a source as succulent
18:12as mine in the world every chicken is just a nugget in waiting
18:16you get ginger we'll go after lord speaks too much
18:35you ruined my recipe you destroyed my empire you dented my armor is it me or does he not seem happy
18:49and all because you chickens are scared of a little dip
18:57careful redeem
18:57i hate it
19:10best guess that last word was chickens we did it fowler we actually did it and i'm all for tea and medals in
19:20due course but right now we have to get out of here
19:31thanks for coming for me we'd be lost without you
19:37frizzle it's been an absolute pleasure serving with you yeah you're not so bad yourself for an old timer
19:46careful now so where to now who gets my vote you took the words right out of my beak
19:58all aboard then next up chicken structurally shag true shag true chicken island thanks for your
20:08help guys honestly who could ask for a finer flock of oh actually what do you call a group of rats
20:17family family family family and you couldn't be more welcome which brings me to the small matter of our
20:29invoice
20:42how much
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