00:11I am your sensei. Get some sense and listen to me.
00:15I quit. This is stupid. I am not doing the tutorial training course.
00:20I am an experienced samurai apprentice and don't do basics anymore.
00:24A true samurai always practices, especially the basics.
00:29Like running and jumping? Look, I am a dog, Jimbo. I do that all the time.
00:34Stop barking. Go on the course and follow the instructions.
00:38Oh, alright.
00:41Wow, how did you do that?
00:44Did what?
00:46Appearing out of nowhere. Is that a samurai trick?
00:50No, it's more of a cat thing. You should stick to jumping.
00:54You should join a circus. People would pay to see this teleportation trick of yours.
00:59Great idea! They would also pay to see a dog sliding on the rope.
01:04So jump on the one ahead of you and slide to the other side.
01:09Don't worry. It only hurts if you fall down.
01:12Surprise! I am here too!
01:23Puffing around won't help your weight, sensei.
01:26You should have climbed there instead of doing this samurai magic.
01:30I am as thin as an arrow. And speaking of arrows, you have some bow targeting practice to do.
01:37Reach the bow. It's at the top of these obstacles.
01:43I always wanted to ask you, did you solve your flea problem?
01:46I don't have fleas.
01:48Ah, anger! That's beautiful! You'll need it for the next part.
01:52See this dog? Imagine it's our old friend Igachu. Do some katana bits I taught you.
01:59You know, I'm somewhat satisfied with your progress.
02:04Just satisfied? After all the things I've gone through?
02:07Oh, come on. You just went across the world to become a samurai.
02:12Sure. A dog samurai in a cat village with one very important cat trying to kill me.
02:19Now you are showing off. Igachu wanted to kill us all.
02:24Samurai! Most admired and respected samurai.
02:28What's up, you smelly, illiterate cat?
02:31Imiko wants to see you. Come back to the village.
02:34The town samurai? Is something happening?
02:37The shogun! The shogun is returning to the island.
02:41Is he? Maybe he wants to reward me for my former guarding duties.
02:46Sure, sure. Well, there's only one way to learn what is going on.
02:50Kakamucho, here we come.
02:59Hank! Jimbo! I'm so glad you're here.
03:02How is my favorite guardian of Kakamucho?
03:05I'm not good. Something very, very wrong is happening.
03:09Is the shogun alright?
03:11He... he ordered an attack on Kakamucho.
03:15What? What?
03:17His troops are already on the way to the village.
03:20I don't know what's happening, but I need your help.
03:23You got it, miss. We won't give an inch.
03:25Whatever is happening, we will protect the village.
03:28Thank you. I knew I could count on you.
03:31There is a war stand in the village.
03:33Talk to the clerks there when you're ready to fight.
03:35You can also stroll around before that.
03:37The locals are pretty much unaware of what is happening.
03:41Ah, Kakamucho. My beloved home.
03:45The peak of the Empire's rural enjoyments.
03:49It smells weird.
03:52That's because a dog moved in recently.
03:55Thank you, Sensei.
03:58Behold, student. These outskirts will be our battlefield.
04:06They look shabby.
04:08They are our work in progress. Just like you.
04:12Whatever. I'll just nap here until the enemies come.
04:15They are here.
04:17Of course. They are cats. Cats always ruin a nap.
04:23Ha-ha! Run away, you cowards!
04:26You got yourself samurai.
04:28We won! We really won!
04:31Dun-dun-dun-dun!
04:33Hankering's a million experience points.
04:36Yes. Whatever.
04:39Oh, it's a modern thing. You wouldn't understand.
04:43Puppy humor. I get it.
04:48Hear me, foul samurai.
04:50I am the envoy of the most prudent shogun.
04:55I will now read his letter to you.
04:58For dramatic effect, I will impersonate his voice.
05:02Ahem.
05:05Traitors of Kakamucho!
05:08I have taken notice of your rebellion.
05:12It even inspired your neighbors, the smelly Highlanders of Duki Hill,
05:19to resist my rightful rule.
05:24My armies are already in route.
05:28To put some sense into them.
05:31Perhaps even a spear or two.
05:34I warn you not to interfere.
05:37But even if you try, the road has been blocked.
05:42Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:44Signed, Ta-ta-ta-ta!
05:47The Shogun.
05:48If Duki Hill falls, the enemy will have higher ground.
05:53We are doomed.
05:55I may have a solution to that.
05:58You see, we envoys know secret rants.
06:02And I may share them with you.
06:05It will cost money, right?
06:07Nonsense!
06:09That would be bribery!
06:11We are talking about reasonable compensation for mutual benefit.
06:16I require some good quality blank scrolls.
06:20In return for some, I will share paths to other island areas with you.
06:26Here's the offer.
06:28Do you wish to learn the path to Duki Hill?
06:30Wow, a new village!
06:35New friends!
06:36New places to see!
06:37New things to sniff!
06:39Cut down the dog euphoria.
06:40We ought to fight here.
06:42What do the locals eat?
06:44Is it salty?
06:45Is it sweet?
06:46Oh!
06:47I want to try some local specialities!
06:50Again!
06:52We ought to fight here!
06:54Maybe there are other dogs here!
06:56Oh, I'd like that!
06:57I'm fed up with cats!
06:58Wherever I go, it's just cats, cats, cats!
07:01The cats are fed up with you, too.
07:03Trust me!
07:05So, what can you tell me about this place?
07:08Duki Hill?
07:10A typical high ground town.
07:12Fresh air.
07:13Nice views.
07:14Friendly locals.
07:16Not a ninja in sight.
07:18That is about to change.
07:24How many do you think we'll take out this time?
07:26As always, I'll reach double your number.
07:30Haha!
07:31Are you taking catnip again?
07:33Wait.
07:34I sense something.
07:36Oh!
07:37That's just a feeling of defeat coming early.
07:39Be quiet!
07:40Somebody is coming!
07:41I sense strong samurai energy.
07:45Hahaha!
07:47Hey!
07:48That's Emiko!
07:50Oh!
07:51What a relief!
07:52I thought it was the enemy leader.
07:53Emiko!
07:54It's us!
07:55Come down here!
07:56Uh...
07:57Emiko?
07:58Attack!
08:00Wait!
08:01What is going on here?
08:02Draw your sword!
08:04But that's Emiko!
08:06Sword!
08:07Now!
08:13Emiko!
08:14What's wrong with you?
08:15How can you do this, girl?
08:17We are your friends!
08:19Today is a good day to die!
08:22But many more days like this await us!
08:24What the heck just happened?
08:25We almost fought Emiko.
08:26A very angry Emiko.
08:27I can't believe this.
08:28She would never betray us.
08:29Oh!
08:30Brave young girl.
08:31What happened to you?
08:32Let's bring her to the village.
08:33And put her behind some bars.
08:35It has been some time since we last met, Samurai.
08:37I bring her to the village and put her behind some bars.
08:38It has been some time since we last met, Samurai.
08:39I bring another message from the most prudent Emperor, the Shogun.
08:41You are privileged to listen to his wise words, brought to you by my modest impersonation of his beautiful voice.
08:42Wild boars!
08:44Hogs!
08:45Wild boars!
08:46Hogs!
08:47What happened to you?
08:48What happened to you?
08:49Let's bring her to the village and put her behind some bars.
08:51It has been some time since we last met, Samurai.
08:53I bring another message from the most prudent Emperor, the Shogun.
08:59You are privileged to listen to his wise words, brought to you by my modest impersonation of his beautiful voice.
09:08Wild boars!
09:11Hogs without pigsty!
09:13Yes, I write to you, Hank and Jimbo, the un-noble Samurais.
09:20You have cheated me the first time I was on the island.
09:25You even made me imprison my good friend and stylish ally, Ikachu.
09:33For that, I will never forgive you!
09:36But, let's leave that for now.
09:41I am writing you about my next move.
09:46There is something fishy in this shabby port of Pipishore.
09:52They're also rebelling against my rule.
09:56Don't worry, it's nothing a violent battalion of soldiers couldn't fix.
10:00But don't interfere, or you will face the Shogunata!
10:07That's a vendetta, but in a Shogun way.
10:11Signed, the Shogun.
10:14It looks like you will have to get me some more scrolls, huh?
10:22Admit it, we are lost.
10:24No, we are not.
10:25Yes, we are. You don't have a clue where this Pippi place is.
10:31Oh, quit whining. I'll ask this guy here.
10:35Hey cat, is this the road to Pipishore Village?
10:38Yes, kind sirs. Our beloved Shogun recently decided to obliterate it.
10:44But don't worry, we have two samurai warriors en route to help us.
10:48Ah, yes. That would be us.
10:52You sirs?
10:53Of course.
10:55I see.
10:56Well, pardon me. I have to pick up my things and move somewhere far away.
11:07That wasn't very nice of him.
11:09Pipishore, finally. What is it like?
11:13It's a fisherman's village. The locals wanted to work hard and make it a large port.
11:18It's still very little. What happened?
11:21Well, you know, cats had warm sun, cats, and good food.
11:27Ah, of course.
11:35I won't lie to you, samurai.
11:38You are becoming a big annoyance to my master.
11:41I am bringing you his latest message.
11:44Behold Shogun's wisdom, as brought to you by my vocal interpretation.
11:52Wasteless flies! Useless insects!
11:56Vile animals with little to no relevance!
11:59Ashamed samurai ronin that smell bad!
12:02He goes like this for some time. I'll skip to the main part.
12:07The time has come to finish your foolish mutiny!
12:12I am going to send my whole army to Pipishore to put an end to these troubles!
12:19Stupid as you are, you will try to defend all three towns.
12:26But even for your hack and slashing skills, that will be too much!
12:32That will be my final attack!
12:35Once this starts, there's no coming back!
12:40It's an end game, samurai!
12:44Yet, if you somehow manage to win, but you will not, you will be able to come back and finish all unfinished business in the towns.
12:56So no worries about that!
12:59Now, enjoy what little existence you still have!
13:04My armies are coming!
13:07You have been served.
13:09Should we be afraid?
13:12No, Hank. We should pack our bags and hit the road.
13:16Really? You're out of this?
13:19Eh, no. And neither are you. We are just too good at being samurai.
13:25Come on, boy. We better prepare for that showdown.
13:27So, this is it then?
13:34Yes.
13:36We won't make it, right?
13:39Probably not.
13:41Strange. I'm not afraid.
13:45Neither am I.
13:47We did our best.
13:51For the record, you were a good apprentice.
13:54Really? You think so?
13:58Gotcha, flea bus!
14:00I don't have fleas!
14:03You know, there's a collar for that.
14:05You put it on, and the fleas go away.
14:09I never had fleas!
14:19Was... was that the last of them?
14:20Maybe.
14:21Maybe.
14:23Or maybe not.
14:25Stop!
14:27The Shogun has changed his mind!
14:29Stop attacking the samurai!
14:34Stop it!
14:35Did you hear that, Sensei? The war is over.
14:44Sensei?
14:46Sensei, what's wrong? Somebody, please help him! Somebody!
14:49I was faking it, of course. After all the fuss, I wanted a few days off. You know, just eating and sleeping, like any cat samurai would do.
15:03The Shogun has sent a letter that explains everything. Our old foe, Ikachu, learned hypnosis while in the cell. He used this new skill to control the Shogun and attack Kakamuchu.
15:16While Hank and I defended the village, he used the same trick on Sumo and Amiko. We would probably be next in line. But Ikalusa didn't expect us to lead a revolution.
15:26The hypnosis was temporary. Once it wore off, everything went back to normal. And by normal, I mean the Shogun threw Ikachu behind bars again.
15:39It was tough, but we made it. Without the samurai, this entry could do a lot of harm. And the job of the samurai is not to cause harm, but to prevent it.
15:54Jimbo?
15:55Especially for the ones we care about.
15:57Hey Jimbo, Sensei, come here. The fireworks are about to begin.
16:02Why do you yell?
16:05Okay, how do you do that?
16:10Do what?
16:12This appear out of nowhere thing.
16:15Oh, the whole thing.
16:17It was tough.
16:18It was tough.
16:19But we made it.
16:20Without the samurai, this entry could do a lot of harm.
16:21And the job of the samurai is not to cause harm, but to prevent it.
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