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00:00We're just coming up on the Seal HQ now and I must say, as evil corporate flagships go, it's at the nicer end of the spectrum.
00:09Can you be more specific?
00:11Well, if you imagine a farm...
00:14Yeah!
00:15That's it. Just looks like a farm. Sweet little place actually, sort of...quiet.
00:27Hello!
00:29Gee whiz!
00:31Righto!
00:43We just have to find the barnkey and rescue those chucks. What could be easier?
00:49Not doing it? Well, you did ask.
00:52This place is too quiet if you ask me.
00:55Something smells fishy around here and I don't mean the neighbouring trout farm.
01:00Would you rather there was barbed wire and armed guards?
01:03If this is the heart of this Seal operation, where's all the security? Hmm?
01:09There's no guards cause no one's coming. We have the elements of surprise. I say, let's not waste it!
01:16Do not waste it!
01:17Okay, let's go!
01:18Let's go!
01:19Let's go!
01:20If you win!
01:21Let's go.
01:51I hope Ginger's mission is going well too. I mean, not as well as my mission, obviously. But there is no shame in second place.
02:21Let's go.
02:50Well, nothing suspicious here. Let's rescue those chickens.
03:10Have you ever heard the phrase famous last words? Last one in is a rotten egg.
03:15It's actually quite offensive if you think about it.
03:18Oh yeah. Sorry.
03:20It would appear there is no way...
03:32It would appear there is no way...
03:48Oh! Were you wanting to retreat?
03:56How dare you! I would never retreat. But it is nice to have the option of a tactical withdrawal.
04:03Greetings, my feathered foes. Remember me? Reginald Smith to my friends.
04:20But you might know me better as Sir Eat-A-Lot. Seal, for short.
04:26Thank you for walking so obligingly into my little trap.
04:29My colleague here said he'd given you a nudge in the right direction.
04:32You horrid hens may have foiled tweedy, but you'll find I'm a very different animal.
04:42Rawr.
04:43With my network of suppliers, a raft of new restaurants, and my secret recipe dipping sauce,
04:49every chicken in the land is now just a nugget in waiting.
04:53And nothing will stand in my way.
05:02You're in my way.
05:06Look, chickens! Chickens!
05:09Not a lot of depth to these chickens.
05:12And that's coming from me.
05:14Oh, my! Frizzle! Wait!
05:23Now, you don't see that every day.
05:53No, you do not. Not at all. Never. Not in the...
05:58Did you have your eyes shut?
05:59Yes.
06:20Champion!
06:21Champion!
06:23We must find a way out of here.
06:28There are chickens in peril.
06:30Yeah!
06:31Us!
06:31We're in peril!
06:33Yeah, who's this peril everyone's talking about?
06:50Sir, Eat-A-Lot commands him out!
06:52Huh?
06:53Oh!
07:00But...
07:02I don't...
07:02I don't...
07:03I don't wanna...
07:03What other...
07:04I don't know...
07:04I don't...
07:05I don't want to die.
07:06Huh?
07:08Oh no!
07:30Woohoo! Champion!
07:36Woohoo!
07:38Yeah! Champion!
07:48Woohoo! Yeah! Champion!
07:50Champion!
08:06Okay, then!
08:08Okay, then!
08:10Okay, then!
08:12Reporting for duty!
08:14Hello, Doc!
08:16No!
08:18Okay, then!
08:20Reporting for duty!
08:22Hello, Doc!
08:24No!
08:26It was a trap!
08:28Hang on!
08:30There might be a way out!
08:32We just need to take out the gate controls and turn off the searchlight!
08:34Excuse me!
08:36Who's in charge here?
08:38No!
08:40It was a trap!
08:42Hang on!
08:43There might be a way out!
08:45We just need to take out the gate controls and turn off the searchlight!
08:49Excuse me!
08:50Who's in charge here?
08:52Thanks!
08:54No!
08:55Okay!
08:56Do you see here?
08:57No!
08:58No!
08:59Gonna do it!
09:00Do you got any energy!
09:01No!
09:02No!
09:03He's been good!
09:04I'm so nervous!
09:05He's been there!
09:06So I'm so nervous!
09:07Who's in charge?
09:08Yeah, he's too nervous!
09:09Let's go.
09:39The first time I was going to play this game, I was just thinking about it.
09:46I'll see you next time.
09:51I'm not going to play this game.
09:56I'm not going to play this game.
10:01I'm not going to play this game.
10:07I don't know.
10:37I don't know.
11:07Aha! See? Amazing. What solid leadership can achieve.
11:13Well, and teamwork and luck and gumption and...
11:17Yes, yes, yes. All under the leadership banner.
11:21Now, let's get out of here.
11:23Hmm, feels strangely at home here. Must be some sort of war room.
11:36Yeah. Look. Those must be all his farms and factories.
11:40Which makes that his headquarters.
11:45Platoon, we have our target.
11:48Oh, hang on. This is interesting.
11:51Oh, is it a painting of a horse?
11:53Yes. Seems that Seal has developed a dipping sauce so delicious it's off the chart.
11:59Literally, it just goes off the chart.
12:01But its secret recipe is so secret, no one person knows what it is.
12:07Each of his suppliers provides one ingredient and has a special key.
12:11It takes all the keys to access the sauce production floor up at Seal HQ.
12:16So, if we had those keys, we could bring down not just the man, but his whole entire...
12:22Yeah. No one eats a nugget without a dip.
12:27If we destroy the dip, we save the chickens.
12:31Oh, is it a monster?
12:46Oh, is it a big part?
12:50Oh, is it going to be the best?
12:53Oh, no!
12:55Oh, no!
12:57Oh, no!
12:57Let's go.
13:27Let's go.
13:57Let's go.
14:27Let's go.
14:57Level up, rightly so I dare say.
15:11Just when I think I can't get any better.
15:22Let's go.
15:23I'm ready for anything now, Lake.
15:38Oh, now this looks like a gaff more befitting a rat of my rare breeding.
15:52Oh, rare breeding?
15:54You've got 97 siblings.
15:56Shut it.
15:57What do you say?
15:59Over.
16:00Well, there's a big fancy drive up to a big fancy house set in these big fancy grounds.
16:06If I had to describe this place in two words, they would be big and nice.
16:11Any sign of the first key?
16:13Yeah, of course.
16:14There's a big building with key kept here painted on the roof.
16:17Really?
16:18No, of course not.
16:19What sort of telescope could spot something the size of a key from up here?
16:23A really, really long one.
16:26That fetch was what is known as a rhetorical question.
16:30Let's go.
16:31Hello.
16:32Don't get your knickers in a knot.
16:47Right, let's get key number three and one some chickens.
16:50You mean key number one and free some chickens.
16:53Yeah, what did I say?
16:55Come on, through the gardens and into the ponds.
17:05Hey man, give peace a chance.
17:08I tried them once, but I prefer baked beans.
17:12I don't know about this place.
17:14Something feels just a bit off to me.
17:16Yes, well, we've all learned not to trust your judgement, thank you very much.
17:21I am now in command and sanity has prevailed.
17:26We are using that word quite loosely.
17:34I must be hallucinating.
17:36Cool.
17:38Ow.
17:39My delicate self-esteem has been punctured.
17:42Everyone, be sure to tell Rocky, Ginger and Molly what a great job I am doing and how humble I am.
17:55Human intelligence.
17:56No sign of that key so far.
18:13Hmm, no sign of that key so far.
18:25Well, would you expect to find a key out here?
18:27Nope, it's the last place I'd expect to find it, which is exactly why they might put it here.
18:34It made sense to me.
18:36Ah, then I'm wrong.
18:43Ah, then I'm wrong.
19:13Ah, then I'm wrong.
19:43It's better to assist yourself.
20:13Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:14Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:16Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:17Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:18Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:19Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:20Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:21Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:22Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:23Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:24Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:25Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:26Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:27Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:28Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:29Ah, then I'm wrong.
20:30Hiya!
20:31At your service!
20:32Righto!
20:33We're in!
20:34This must be the servants' quarters.
20:35Would explain all the servants.
20:36Well, exactly.
20:37We need to free those chickens and get them out of here.
20:38Yes, well, that goes without saying.
20:41Why?
20:42Why?
20:43Why?
20:44Why?
20:45Why?
20:46Why?
20:47Why?
20:48Why?
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21:17Why?
21:18Why?
21:19Why?
21:20Why?
21:21Why?
21:22Why?
21:23You can't see anything.
21:26I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
21:30I've lost this one.
21:34There's no need to be a shield.
21:38I'm sorry.
21:41There's no need to be a shield.
21:45I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
21:49Let's go.
22:19Let's go.
22:49Let's go.
22:55Ow!
22:56My delicate self-esteem has been punctured.
22:59That's what it all means.
23:07Have you read your horoscope today?
23:17Yeah. It said, remove lens cap before use.
23:21Cryptic!
23:22I think you're thinking of a telescope.
23:25I didn't ask you to read my mind, man.
23:28Let's go.
23:30Let's go.
23:32Let's go.
23:34Let's go.
23:36Let's go.
23:38Do you remember where Maru is?
23:48I forgot.
23:49It's just down the orb.
23:51Whoa!
23:52Far out, man.
23:54Nah.
23:55It's quite nearby.
23:56Do you remember where Maru is?
24:00I forgot.
24:01It's just down the orb.
24:02I forgot.
24:03It's just down the orb.
24:04Whoa!
24:05Far out, man.
24:07No.
24:08Nah.
24:09It's quite nearby.
24:10I'm telling you, there's something creepy about this place.
24:37Or spooky.
24:38Or both.
24:39Okay.
24:40Right.
24:41I will not have any more of this fat chest.
24:44Victory is within sight.
24:46We have boots on the ground, calm waters, and wind beneath our wings to mix metaphors and armed forces.
25:09Come back in and out.
25:10That's pretty, you know?
25:11Look at that.
25:12Let's go.
25:13Youkia!
25:14Hey!
25:15Oh, my God.
25:16I need to let yours take off.
25:17Oh, my God!
25:18Let's go!
25:19I'm out!
25:20Oh, my God.
25:21Okay, then.
25:41Gee whiz.
25:45Hello.
25:45Hello.
25:45Is it me, or is this place a bit strange?
25:51It's a both, to be honest.
25:54Let's just find those chicks and get out of here.
26:07Whoa, now this is crazy.
26:10I'm seeing holes in the floor and stuff.
26:12Hmm, I think those are actually there.
26:16Yeah, my brother.
26:17Now you're seeing it.
26:19You and I are two of a kind, man.
26:21Keep a tight formation and your wits about you.
26:41We can't afford to lose our heads, or we'll...
26:44Lose our heads?
26:45Well, in an ideal world, we won't come to that.
26:49Wow, great pep talk.
26:51Oh, my God.
27:21Oh, my goodness.
27:51Oh
28:21Oh
28:51Oh
29:21Champion
29:24There's just so many rooms
29:32I mean it's a hideous death cult
29:35But what about spacious
29:36Hey
29:40What colour should I dye my shirt
29:43Um
29:44Yellow
29:45You're right
29:46It is pretty mellow
29:48But what colour should I dye in
29:50I mean the love
30:03Everything
30:06Is chicken
30:08That's what I mean
30:10It's all vegan here
30:19You know
30:20Rocky
30:29Molly
30:30How did you get here
30:32What do they say
30:35I think it was
30:36But they'd have to take those pegs off for me
30:40To be sure
30:41Watch out
30:43She's behind you
30:44And you
30:44Oh yeah
30:45That makes more sense
30:47Hello
30:49Oh how joyful
30:51More blessed meat for the Great Bread Sorcerer
30:55This might be judging a book by its cover
30:59But I'm not sure
31:01This one's quite the full ticket
31:03It's a wealthLET
31:05après indifference
31:06Thank you
31:08Music
31:13Not for the favour
31:13I found out
31:14You do
31:15It's unfortunately
31:15You're being dead
31:16You are thinking
31:16I hate it
31:17You're not
31:29You're doing
31:30You're doing
31:31To be continued...
31:48I don't know.
32:18Hi!
32:33Where do I start?
32:35Don't get your knickers in a knot.
32:39Follow that rich weirdo and watch out for robot foxes.
32:43Not a sentence you hear every day.
32:45If we destroy their dens, we can free all the chickens.
33:15No one hate those hens.
33:24It's the collars that are the problem.
33:26Not to mention deeply unfashionable.
33:29We must appease the great-bred sorcerer or he shall curse our dips with lumps.
33:34Come along, ladies. Last in the line is from a rotten egg.
33:53Come along, ladies. Last in the line is from a rotten egg.
33:58We will burn the one because we have them.
33:59We will burn the dice.
34:01That's huge.
34:03Negative dicks are there.
34:05I'm in love with you.
34:06Oh!
34:07I've lost some fear.
34:08Under the earth.
34:09I've lost some fear.
34:10I'll get it.
34:11I've lost some fear.
34:12I've lost a death.
34:13We will have a fight.
34:14I can't die.
34:16I've lost some fear.
34:17Come along.
34:18I've lost some fear.
34:19I've lost some fear.
34:20Of course I do have staff to chase chickens for me, but where's the fun in that?
34:33I keep seeing this word everywhere. Seal. What does it mean? It means you need to get some sleep, man.
34:50Wow!
35:12Why won't you just let me catch you? Don't you know who I am?
35:20Where do you just play?
35:38Yeah!
35:40Woohoo!
35:41Woohoo!
35:46Woohoo!
35:50Act like this.
35:51Or theitesse.
35:53Oh, let's go!
35:54I guess.
35:56You've got no idea!
35:58What's up?!
35:59This is a little bit better.
36:00I'm pulling a piece in my place.
36:04They're a lot easier.
36:06I'm just going to leave.
36:10That's a big thing.
36:12I can't explain...
36:14No, they're so funny.
36:16You know, they're so funny.
36:18You have to leave.
37:19Cooler than a penguin's toenails!
37:29Oh, this is brilliant!
37:33I hope mum and dad are proud of me.
37:37I think that's what they call personal growth.
37:39Hi!
37:55Hi!
37:55Ready to go!
38:05Let's go!
38:32Tell you who!
38:37After her!
38:38Then what?
38:40Then we simply free the chickens, open the barriers, get through the maze, corner Lady P, and take her key.
38:46I'm not sure you know what simply means!
38:49Let's go!
39:02Let's go!
39:05Oh, no!
39:35Let's go.
40:05Let's move on!
40:35Let's go.
41:05They don't have leave a lot of those brainwashy collars lying around.
41:33Terrible waste of resources.
41:35Hang on. If we can get a collar on it, we could get her to give us the key.
41:53Don't lose sight of the guys.
41:55I'm still in charge, thank you.
41:57Platoon, keep your eye on that leafy green shape amongst all the other leafy green shapes.
42:04Oh yeah? Much clearer?
42:06So nice to be at one with nature. Though there are a few too many birds for my liking.
42:12I think she's trying to shake us.
42:14Yeah, people do that when you chase them.
42:20How did you two end up here?
42:22And where's Ginger?
42:24We'll explain everything. But right now, we have to stop that woman.
42:28Understood. Expropriate that eccentric.
42:31What?
42:32Get the strange lady!
42:38You shall never catch me. The great bread sorcerer lights my path.
42:42Ow! Trod on a thistle.
42:44Could we not talk this through over a nice meal? I'd love to have you for dinner!
43:00So are the actors' hands up here?
43:02Remember the hens from that restaurant? This is the farm they came from. What about you?
43:06Two words, Sir Eatalot. Well, four words, but hyphenated.
43:13What about Ginger? Where is she?
43:15Once Mum found out what Eatalot was up to, she knew we had to stop him.
43:19She hid in a supply truck heading to his HQ, but we got caught before we could join her.
43:23Fear not! We have a plan to shut down Zeal's operation for good.
43:28And rescue Mum?
43:29You betcha!
43:36You betcha!
43:37You betcha!
43:38You betcha!
43:39That's what she calls out a house?
43:40That's a really a 각ionette game.
43:41This is where it 타 corre!
43:42I'm not going to get scared and soon have razzed that bad.
43:49You're late for that.
43:51I'll get to my marcella for it.
44:01I don't want to pick a bet because if I want your 175g, she's third.
44:05See, Flore.
44:05тебя has到了, not that one!
44:06Why are World-in-the Champions?
44:07DID YOU RE ADVERации forty-liacitor汁!
44:08Oh, yes. Well, that's rather taken the edge off, hasn't it? Lovely weather we're having. More tea, Vika?
44:19Hmm, can't quite work out if she's more or less strange than how she was before.
44:25As long as she's a little bit less sacrifice-y. I'll take it.
44:28Erm, I don't suppose you could help us with one of these?
44:32Oh, I've got one like that. Would you like it?
44:36And Jenkins put aside some crockery for the church jumble.
44:40So, what's with the keys?
44:43Ah, yes, well, they're the key, pun intended, to ending this nuggety madness.
44:50Collect all these, and we think there's a way to stop Seal for Goods?
44:53And find Mum?
44:54Absolutely. So, what do we do with her ladyship?
44:58Erm, I think the locals may already have that in hand.
45:02Aww, so nice to see a community coming together.
45:07Hello.
45:08Hello.
45:08Here's my cat.
45:10Yeah.
45:15So I'm here, got back to the bathroom.
45:29Bye.
45:29Bye.
45:33Bye.
45:36Now that's what I call something to crow about.
45:46That right there is the American dream.
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