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00:00Prime time tonight. Well, I'm back here at the scene of the crime. This is where Donald Trump
00:05is tearing down part of the East Wing of the White House. Unbelievable. The Democrats are
00:11fighting over a ballroom. I'm from the hood. So if you hit me in my face, I'm going to go across
00:17your neck. Victims were attracted to play alongside well-known professional athletes
00:23and coaches only to be unknowingly deceived through rigged shuffling machines. The NBA
00:29the mob and gambling. This is the insider trading saga for the NBA. Every day in the Emerald City is
00:38appropriate. Even like the chickens. Those chickens are gay. Happy DEI Thursday. Plus. Well, I'm a
00:49Democrat. So. I know, right?
00:59TDS has been around for a very long time. Donald J. Trump is now president of the United States.
01:08But now there's a new strain of TDS going around and there's no cure for it. We even asked Dr. Siegel.
01:18It's called ballroom derangement syndrome. I think it's going down now as an official condition by the
01:26doctors. I think they could pay an extra money if they handle it because it's more difficult to
01:30handle than a normal mental disease. Just like during COVID, CNN has a live tracker.
01:36Jim Acosta is camping outside of the White House in tears. Well, I'm back here at the scene of the crime.
01:42This is where Donald Trump is tearing down part of the east wing of the White House so he can build
01:47a massive, gaudy, gilded ballroom to the tune of $250 million. And I wanted to come down here today
01:54and just hear what people had to say about it. And in the words of one D.C. resident,
01:59unbelievable. You know who used to love the sweet sounds of jackhammers? CNN and Barack Hussein
02:07Obama. Sounds like you're building another wing to the White House, but we appreciate you keeping
02:12your focus. You can't even imagine, TJ. It's going to happen for the next two years. All of the banging,
02:16the jackhammering, the dust, the confusion, the noise of all places to do construction is happening
02:22right here, the front lawn of the White House. It's a four-year renovation project. Estimated cost,
02:30$376 million. Barry tore up the White House and spent $400 million
02:36in taxpayer money during a recession. And what did he have to show for it? New pipes and a basketball
02:44court. That's it. Translation, the contractors took Obama to the cleaners. Trump's spending less,
02:52less, $300 million on a big, beautiful ballroom, and you're not paying for it. No one's allowed to
02:58play ball on Barry's court, but you are allowed to dance the night away during Trump's third
03:02inauguration. But Hips isn't. He's ready to impeach. Running the largest pay-to-play scheme in the
03:12history of the country and probably soliciting donations from people who've got business before
03:19the United States government. And all of this is going to have to be investigated. It will. All of
03:24this will have to be uncovered. It will. And these people are going to be held accountable no matter
03:30how long it takes. They're going to impeach the president for the third time because he built a
03:36ballroom? Suddenly, Democrats are worried about historic monuments. Trump said, I'm going to do it.
03:43I want my ballroom. If Trump next week began demolition on the Washington Monument
03:50to make it more of a Mar-a-Lago-looking thing, would Republicans stand up and say anything?
03:59The people who ripped down famous statues now care about preserving American history.
04:05Since when do Democrats care so much about the White House structure? They told us the White House
04:10was built on racism. According to the White House Historical Association,
04:16enslaved human beings were likely involved in all aspects of the construction, including the
04:24carpentry, masonry, carting, rafting, plastering, glazing, and painting.
04:32BLM was trying to burn the White House down, and Democrats were mad Trump put around a fence.
04:38The left doesn't want America to be beautiful. They don't think we deserve it.
04:42The whole purpose of the East Wing was just a ruse to cover up an underground bunker.
04:49The First Lady's secretaries have a few offices there. That's it. The bunker will still be there.
04:55Now they all have better offices. The normies understand.
04:59Nixon had his bowling alley. JFK had a swimming pool. So, you know, he's in his touch.
05:05And it's going to be beautiful when it's done. Absolutely beautiful.
05:08Democrats are just mad Trump's building a big, beautiful thing during the Schumer shutdown,
05:13when the whole point of the shutdown is suffering. Not my words, theirs.
05:19I mean, shutdowns are terrible. And of course, there will be, you know, families that are going
05:26to suffer. We take that responsibility very seriously. But it is one of the few leveraged times
05:33we have. They just said the quiet part out loud. They're making Americans suffer to bail out
05:39Obamacare for illegals. And they want to fire the only Democrat who wants to go back to work.
05:47I'm always going to vote country over my party. And if I pay a price within my base, you know,
05:54that's something I'm willing to do. I'm not afraid to tell my truth. And if I'm going to pay a penalty,
06:02I'm not afraid of that. It's wrong to shut our government down.
06:08Democrats won't defend you, but they will defend the guy who wants to kill children.
06:13And now they're defending a guy with a Nazi tattoo. This guy is running for Senate in Maine.
06:18Named Graham Plattner, got a skull and bones Nazi symbol tattooed on his chest when he was a Marine.
06:25The so-called nipple Nazi said he got drunk in Croatia and just woke up with it.
06:31Had it on his chest for 20 years. And he says when someone told him it symbolized the SS,
06:38he covered it up with a wolf.
06:40I hate anti-Semitism. I hate Nazism and Nazis. They're going to call me a communist no matter
06:58what. They called Hillary Clinton a communist. They call anyone who ever advocates for any sort
07:05of beneficial programs for working people, a communist or a socialist.
07:11And they said Hegseth was a Nazi because he had a tattoo of a cross.
07:16This guy has an actual Nazi tattoo and they say he's just going through a phase.
07:21I'm not overly impressed by a squad of media running around saying,
07:26what do you think about the tattoo on Graham Plattner's chest?
07:32He went into a dark period in his life.
07:37I suspect that Graham Plattner is not the only American to have gone through a dark period.
07:42Whoa, whoa, whoa. Democrats can go through a dark period and get Hitler tats and they'll forgive you.
07:46You can run for Senate.
07:48But if an 18-year-old posts a Michelle Obama mean he's canceled for life, come on.
07:54Democrats called everyone they hated a Nazi.
07:58Trump, Miller, Vance, Pete Ice, everybody.
08:00And now one of their guys has been running around tatted up like the Third Reich.
08:04And they're like, eh, he covered it up.
08:07You know what else this so-called nipple Nazi said?
08:10Who's an oyster farmer, by the way?
08:13Guy said blacks don't tip.
08:15Said cops are bastards.
08:17And rural America is racist and stupid.
08:21Democrats defended him.
08:23They still are.
08:25They're against the ballroom, but the so-called nipple Nazi's great.
08:29It's almost like the whole Nazi thing was a hoax just to take us out.
08:33And they always go right for the neck.
08:36I'm from the hood, okay?
08:37So when a bully comes, like, if there are no rules, you literally have to figure it out.
08:42So if you hit me in my face, I'm not going to punch you back in your face.
08:46I'm going to go across your neck.
08:48You've got to hit hard enough where they won't come back.
08:50Miss Yolanda, where are your manners?
08:54That's not how you talk to people.
08:56I'm beginning to think they really do want us dead.
09:00This whole young generation on the left, I'm not so comfortable with.
09:03But they're climbing the ladder.
09:06Guess who's running for Senate in Texas?
09:10Jasmine Crockett.
09:11Jazzy, not to be confused with Davey, wants to be a member of the world's greatest deliberative body.
09:17Republicans are licking their chops.
09:19This would be a dream scenario for Republicans.
09:22The possibility will make Democrats nationally nervous.
09:26I do not think that is the right nominee.
09:28And what's worse for national Democrats, I think it's very hard to stop Jasmine Crockett
09:33to winning the Democratic nomination if she does run for the Senate.
09:37They rigged the primaries against Bernie, but old burn dog's getting the last laugh.
09:41His new crop of commies are starting to take over.
09:45It looks like Kami Mondami is going to be the next mayor of New York City.
09:48Let me tell you.
09:50You shouldn't have done it.
09:51I knew when I saw that.
09:55You think I thought I was going to kill it?
09:59I knew it was a problem.
10:01But next year, 136.
10:02Okay.
10:04The commies kind of funny.
10:05But government run grocery stores?
10:08No joke.
10:09And he's just a test run for AOC.
10:12Do you think she would be a formidable presidential candidate as someone that's done it twice?
10:16Yeah, I think she would.
10:17And I think other people would as well.
10:19So that's her decision to make.
10:20And got a lot of other great people out there.
10:232028 is going to be like the Bolshevik revolution.
10:26The communists might overthrow the Democrat royal family.
10:30That's why the cross-legged Messiah has already anointed his cross-legged disciple for the run.
10:35It girl Newsom flavor of the year.
10:39He's going to have to fend off a full court press of freaks.
10:43But not before the big guy burns it all down.
10:46Remember, nobody F's with the Biden.
10:48And Hunter's on a solo mission to fight for his father's legacy and settle some scores.
10:53Clooney, Kamala, Barack, Tapper 2.
10:55Hunter might run in 2028.
10:57Wait, is Fox going to host a debate between AOC, Newsom, Hunter, and Kamala?
11:03I don't think I can let Brett moderate.
11:06I'm going to have to take it.
11:08The party's not even on speaking terms.
11:11Last night at Cafe Milano in Georgetown, Obama was there.
11:14And so was Joe Biden.
11:16But they didn't sit next to each other.
11:18They didn't even talk.
11:20Biden had a seat out front at a table where he wanted to be seen.
11:25Barack was in a private room in the back with a bunch of advisors.
11:28Sources say Barry wants to invest in pro sports franchises.
11:32We hope it's not the trailblazers.
11:35More on that later.
11:37Imagine your vice president is in the same restaurant and you don't even go say hi.
11:42And he just had cancer treatment.
11:44Barack doesn't even send a drink over to the table.
11:49Politics is a brutal business.
11:51Trump's just sitting back and watching the show.
11:55They've even now started imitating me, of all people.
11:58They want to imitate me.
12:00And they start using foul language, but they use too much of it.
12:03You know, you can't use the F word seven times in one sentence.
12:06It doesn't work.
12:07It might work once every seven news conferences, but you can't do it.
12:11You can't do it seven times in one sentence.
12:15It's Trump's world.
12:16Just ask Time magazine.
12:18Although Gavin Newsom says Trump and MAGA are at risk of not getting into heaven.
12:23They'll have a lot to reconcile at the pearly gates.
12:28Gavin should worry about his own soul.
12:30He turned heaven into hell.
12:31Have you seen California?
12:34The it girl better be careful because in 2028, Trump might take over the golden state.
12:39What Donald Trump should do is when he leaves the office, run for governor of California.
12:49And just take over California and fix it.
12:52It would be hilarious if he did.
12:54It would be one of the funniest things of all time.
12:56If an 82-year-old man steps into the office of governor of California.
13:00We're going to fix everything.
13:02You've got a problem with water.
13:03I know how to get the water.
13:06It would be hilarious.
13:08Kid Rock is here.
13:10All right, kid.
13:10We're hearing from sources that you might be the one to be the first to play in the big, beautiful ballroom.
13:19Is that true?
13:21Man, I hope so.
13:23Ball till you fall.
13:24That's what I say.
13:24Can you believe people are getting this worked up over a ballroom?
13:31You know, I keep, you know, I've heard all the talking points like you have from the left wing, especially the media, which is, you know, this is the people's house.
13:39That is correct.
13:41This is, that is the people's house.
13:43And guess what?
13:43We, the people, elected this man overwhelmingly to be in that house.
13:48And he's going to build a big, beautiful addition.
13:51It's not going to take any of the taxpayers' money to do it.
13:54And thank God, if he's going to sidestep a few regulations, which I don't know that to be a fact, but I wouldn't be mad at him.
14:01I've built some things and trying to get things done with the, I can only imagine the regulations if he tried to do it all exactly by the book.
14:08And be like, all he has to do is say, we're going to put in a gender neutral bathroom.
14:12And they'll be like, oh, we love your ballroom idea.
14:16That's all he needs to do.
14:17And then they'll be dancing the night away.
14:19Anyway, another guy we just saw dancing the night away, this guy in Maine, you know, a couple guys with some crazy tattoos.
14:26Have you ever seen a Nazi tattoo on a Senate candidate?
14:33Unbelievable.
14:34Unbelievable.
14:34Yeah.
14:35And how they just brush it off.
14:36Like you just saw Bernie, like he just went through a dark time.
14:39I'm like, wow.
14:41All right.
14:42I mean, if we're giving hall passes like that, then let's just give them on both sides.
14:46I'm not saying people don't go through dark times, but come on, this guy's a clown.
14:49Just look at him.
14:50I mean, I've been through some dark times.
14:52Never got a Nazi tattoo, but these are the new rules.
14:55How about your friend Yolanda from Texas?
14:58Yolanda, the neck slicer.
14:59I mean, I hate to speech police.
15:01It's not my thing.
15:03But, I mean, this is hot.
15:04This is getting hot out there and she's going like this?
15:08You know, I wonder sometimes, like, you know, this is a slippery slope because it's like at the inauguration when Elon raised his hand to say something and they're like, they freeze it and they're like, he's making Heil Hitler salutes or whatever.
15:21This, like, maybe she's just that dumb.
15:24Like, some people are that dumb where she didn't, you know, you know, God bless Stenberg and didn't think about Charlie Kirk and the tragedy there.
15:30And just, you know, I'd like to think that was the case, but maybe, I don't know, maybe she's, either way she's an idiot, whatever.
15:37We're going with dumb.
15:38I think you're right.
15:39Let's not overthink this thing.
15:40How sad is it?
15:42Barack Obama, he's at Cafe Milano in Georgetown.
15:46It's not a big restaurant, beautiful restaurant.
15:48And his vice president, Joe Biden, is there.
15:51And they don't even talk.
15:53They don't even see.
15:54They go out of their way to avoid each other.
15:57I mean, what is that about?
15:59Well, unreal.
16:02I mean, I mean, he's probably, you know, thinking, like, Trump's looking at me.
16:07He's, like, juggling nine great things where they're putting our country on track, getting peace deals done.
16:13He's going to build a big, beautiful ballroom.
16:16And he's like, and this guy who had his vice president couldn't put two Legos together.
16:20He's probably like, let's just get the hell out of here.
16:24I don't know what's going on there, man.
16:26That's sad.
16:26That is sad.
16:27It is sad.
16:29Well, the Pence-Trump thing was also sad.
16:31But this is even worse.
16:33Kid, what do you have coming up?
16:37I only have one show this year, the Hondo Rodeo.
16:41And actually, very ironically weird, you know, I went to the Charlie Kirk Memorial with my son.
16:47It was beautiful, very moving.
16:48And the last thing I thought is that I would be playing there in just a few short months.
16:53So just kind of one of those weird things.
16:56And also playing with my neighbor and good buddy John Party, our first show that we've ever done together.
17:01And we've been friends for 10 years.
17:02So it's just a lot of weird things.
17:04It happened because Cody Johnson had an ailment and had to drop out.
17:08And they booked me.
17:08And we said we'd show up.
17:11And it looks like it's going to be a fun one.
17:12Let me ask you a question.
17:13What are you going to be for Halloween?
17:14So my whole family is doing Scooby-Doo.
17:18My son's going to be Scooby-Doo.
17:19I'm shaggy.
17:21So I'm going to kind of dress like you.
17:23Big baggy clothes.
17:25I've got long hair.
17:27I'm just going to have a little flask while I walk around.
17:31There you go.
17:33Undercover brother.
17:34Guess what I'm going to be.
17:35What?
17:36Guess what I'm going to be.
17:37Fauci?
17:38A retard.
17:39A retard.
17:42Okay.
17:43I guess you can be anything for Halloween.
17:45Greatest costume ever.
17:48All right, kid.
17:48I'll see you out there.
17:49Trick or treat.
17:51Trick or treat.
17:52Pam Bondi on deck.
17:54Plus, here's Johnny.
17:57I do have a partner who is Latina.
18:02And she's a bit nervous.
18:04Is she illegal?
18:05No.
18:05Then she's fine.
18:06That's what I tell her.
18:07Growing up in a small town taught me it's not about how many street vendors after yesterday's
18:16raid.
18:17This street's completely clear.
18:18This street as well.
18:20No signs of counterfeit scammers or drug dealers on the streets of New York City.
18:25But once the sun goes down, the wackos come out.
18:29They don't want to work.
18:30They want to twerk.
18:31We want justice.
18:35We want justice.
18:41We want justice.
18:43We want peace.
18:44The people united will never be defeated.
18:49The people united will never be defeated.
18:52Antifa stalked Nick Shirley on his way home from the protests.
18:58Watch this.
18:59Yup, look.
18:59We just got people trying to fall on us back.
19:04Yeah, come here.
19:05Show your face.
19:07Hey, hey.
19:09Oh, he just made pepper spray on me.
19:13Days after, an illegal rammed agent with his Camry in L.A., someone in Chicago tried to
19:19mow down ice in his pickup.
19:20The driver is in federal custody tonight after police say that person crashed into a car.
19:26Police say the driver of a pickup truck was allegedly trying to hit Customs and Border
19:31Patrol agents in a Chevy Silverado.
19:33How's Chicago responding to this attack on federal agents?
19:37They're doxing the agents.
19:40Apparently, Democrats' master ice tracker isn't good enough.
19:43We want to unmask the ICE agents, the CBP agents who are committing crimes in our city.
19:50Every single one of those agents, height, weight, hair color.
19:54They wear their vests in a particular way.
19:56They're wearing insignias.
19:58Even the masks that they wear, the shoes that they wear, the cars that they're driving.
20:02We have a right to compile that information and put together a profile of each of these
20:10agents that's alleged to have committed crime.
20:12Lori's profiling police more than MS-13.
20:16Chicago should be keeping track of the height, weight, hair color and tats of illegals, not ice.
20:22Ribs is licking his big old lips.
20:25He's putting ICE agents under investigation so he can put them in prison.
20:30The commission will collect testimony, hold hearings and gather information and first-hand accounts.
20:37We can do the work so those who break the law are held to account.
20:41So this chaos will stop.
20:44And so nothing like it ever happens again.
20:48Nancy Pelosi called for something that we've never heard of before.
20:51Our state and local authorities may arrest federal agents if they break California law.
20:57And if they're convicted, the president cannot pardon them.
21:02San Francisco police arresting ICE agents for enforcing the law?
21:06I'd like to see San Fran PD slap cuffs on Homan's boys.
21:09I'd like to see that.
21:11This is Civil War type stuff.
21:13Democrats are working harder to arrest ICE than illegals.
21:16Why didn't they make a master tracker for the migrant kids Biden lost?
21:21Or Antifa?
21:23Democrats keep hiding them.
21:24But journalists are infiltrating their camps.
21:27Why?
21:27This is where the radical left organizes, recruits and indoctrinates the next generation of Antifa militants.
21:34Is there a good take if I take this?
21:35Yeah.
21:36Generously giving away free propaganda material on how to mobilize for a violent direct action.
21:42Selling soccer scarves to fundraise for an Antifa bail fund.
21:47Antifa's number one enemy?
21:49ICE.
21:50Can I get a f***ing ICE?
21:52F***ing ICE!
21:54The all-day sessions ended with a panel on organizing against ICE.
21:58Representatives from NorCal Resist dressed up as Hamas terrorists in what they're now calling
22:04Kefia block instead of black block since they know federal authorities are scrutinizing
22:09Antifa more than ever.
22:11We have unlimited needs to counter.
22:14There is not a case.
22:15They were constantly evolving, forcing them to change.
22:20Democrats call them mostly peaceful soccer moms.
22:23Trump, not so much.
22:26I looked the other night, Saturday night.
22:28Portland is like burning to the ground and these people are saying it's just friendly stuff.
22:35The whole place is burning to the ground.
22:38That's like an insurrection more than it is anything else.
22:41The Trump team isn't just trying to stamp out Antifa.
22:44They're taking on cartels coast to coast and on the high seas.
22:48If you're sailing a narco boat, better learn to doggy paddle.
22:52The Secretary of War has missiles and he's not afraid to use them.
22:55The commander in chief, not waiting for Congress, which can't even open the government.
23:00I don't think we're going to necessarily ask for a declaration of war.
23:04I think we're just going to kill people that are bringing drugs into our country.
23:09OK, we're going to kill them.
23:11You know, they're going to be like dead.
23:13U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi is here.
23:16All right, so Lori Lightfoot, J.B. Beck, Ribbs, Pritzker, they're doxing.
23:20They're telling people the whereabouts of ICE agents.
23:24Is that legal?
23:26No.
23:27And Jesse, first time I've seen the Lori Lightfoot video is just now on your show.
23:31She will be getting a letter from us tomorrow to preserve anything that she's done as well
23:37to make sure that she's not violating the law.
23:39It appears she is.
23:40You cannot disclose the identity of a federal agent where they live.
23:45Anything that could harm them, Pritzker, same ballgame with him.
23:49And, you know, Pelosi got a letter today from Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche.
23:54So did Brooke Jenkins, that D.A. in San Francisco.
23:58We told them, preserve your emails, preserve everything you have on this topic,
24:03because if you are telling people to arrest our ICE officers, our federal agents,
24:09you cannot do that.
24:10You're impeding an investigation.
24:12And we will charge them if they think I want.
24:16They have not met me, because we will charge them if they are violating the law.
24:21We will protect our federal agents.
24:23They're out there working nonstop.
24:25You're showing right now during a shutdown, these people are out there working to keep
24:29Californians safe.
24:30Yet you've got Pelosi out there saying to obstruct their investigation, you can't do it.
24:35And we're going to investigate her now, as well as that D.A.
24:38And Pritzker's on the list, too, Jesse.
24:40I'm not a lawyer, but these are warning letters.
24:44You send these out to, say, preserve documents.
24:47You've been warned you could face legal action if this continues.
24:51That's right.
24:52They got these letters today in California because they cannot impede a federal investigation.
24:58They cannot impede federal officers doing their jobs.
25:01They're out there risking their lives every single day and night to keep the people of
25:06California safe.
25:07Yet these lawmakers are insane.
25:10They're truly insane by what they're doing.
25:13And Donald Trump is not going to put up with it.
25:16We are going to protect our men and women in blue.
25:19We're going to protect all of our law enforcement agents.
25:21And these politicians aren't going to get away with it anymore.
25:25All right.
25:25And something that's really near and dear to our heart here at Primetime, Irina, the
25:32woman who was stabbed on mass transit a couple months ago.
25:36Are we going to get justice for Irina?
25:38Yeah, Jesse, we were able to charge that monster with murder on mass transit.
25:45That's how we were able to get federal jurisdiction.
25:47He has been indicted.
25:49And of course, I will I plan on signing a warrant to seek the death penalty in that case.
25:55He had been arrested 14 times, Jesse, as you know, and should have been in jail when he
26:01murdered that beautiful, innocent young woman.
26:04I'm glad you're doing that.
26:05And he has to face the ultimate justice.
26:07We appreciate that.
26:08Attorney General Pan Bomby, thank you so much for joining Primetime.
26:11The mafia infiltrated the NBA and they're blaming Trump.
26:22Everything stays on the table.
26:23Don't nobody touch that time.
26:25You understand?
26:26All right.
26:29Whatever.
26:30JB Back Ribs got lucky in Vegas.
26:40We knew that.
26:41You know who also got lucky?
26:43Miami Heat guard Terry Roger.
26:45They call him Scary Terry.
26:47But now he's scared because his luck just ran out.
26:50Terry allegedly threw games back in his Hornets days.
26:53He planned to leave the game early with a supposed injury.
26:59Using that information, members of the group placed more than $200,000 in wagers on his under
27:04statistics.
27:06Roger exited the game after just nine minutes.
27:09And those bets paid out, generating tens of thousands of dollars in profit.
27:15The proceeds were later delivered to his home, where the group counted their cash.
27:20We looked back at that night.
27:23Scary Terry played like, shh, turnovers, missed shots, and of course, the mysterious sore foot.
27:30On the Charlotte sideline, Terry Rozier left the game because he was experiencing some discomfort
27:35in his right foot.
27:37The team has just announced he's doubtful to return for the rest of this one.
27:40And that's one of the biggest assets.
27:43Scary Terry's pals bet the under and counted the cash at his crib.
27:47But Terry's lawyer says this is a trophy hunt, and Terry didn't do anything wrong.
27:52The FBI didn't stop with Terry.
27:54Next up, Damon Jones, former player turned Lakers assistant coach.
27:58Court documents say he was close with player three, a very famous Laker.
28:03Jones allegedly sold inside injury info for cash.
28:07One text says this, get a big bet on Milwaukee tonight before the information's out.
28:11Player three is out tonight.
28:13Now, who was out on the Lakers that night?
28:16LeBron.
28:17That night, LeBron rode the bench, and the Bucks beat L.A. 115-106.
28:22Now, to our knowledge, LeBron knew nothing, and he had a sore ankle.
28:26But the scandal's now bigger than Yao Ming.
28:29Hall of Famer and Trailblazers coach Chauncey Billups got busted, too.
28:33According to the FBI, Billups was the face card of poker games tied to the mafia.
28:38Organizers would use Chauncey to lure in high rollers, only to be scammed by everyone at the table.
28:45Billups was allegedly paid 50 grand for just one work, one night.
28:49Now, how'd they pull it off?
28:51Look.
28:51They used off-the-shelf shuffling machines that had been secretly altered in order to read the cards at an X-ray table that could read cards face down on the table.
29:04The shuffling machines looks normal until it isn't.
29:08Once cards were identified, the info was sent to the so-called quarterback, and the quarterback would then give the hand signal, and it was time to cheat.
29:16Tables had X-ray vision.
29:18They could read cards face down and kill a flush before it started.
29:23Playing cards also had markers on them.
29:25Only scammers wearing special sunglasses could see them.
29:28The mafia had infiltrated these games, infiltrated the NBA.
29:34This is new territory.
29:35But if you ask Stephen A., it's all Trump's fault.
29:39Don't be surprised if the WNBA is next on his list.
29:43Because when you've got all of these protests that have been going out there, and people that have been protesting against him and what have you, this man is coming.
29:52He's coming.
29:53In his eyes, folks try to throw him in jail.
29:56In his eyes, he's innocent.
29:59They try to put me behind bars.
30:00I'm getting everybody.
30:01He's not playing.
30:04Fox News Saturday host, Jimmy Fallon.
30:06I mean, did Trump trigger this indictment against the NBA?
30:14Yo, that is so embarrassing, first of all, because this investigation started almost a year before Trump took office.
30:20To get that out of the way.
30:21Stephen A. Smith is the highest paid NBA analyst on a network that just paid more money than the good lord for NBA rights.
30:28And this is how their opening season just got off.
30:31Not good.
30:31But I want to give us credit for one thing.
30:33We are the only two guys on TV talking about this without flashing a DraftKings commercial underneath the screen right now.
30:39It is just us.
30:40But that's a flop.
30:41The LeBron James thing, obviously, we don't know that he was tied to it.
30:45But this is clearly an issue for the NBA.
30:47And you can only create and advertise so many gambling avenues before, by default, you create lanes of corruption.
30:54I'm not saying the league did this on purpose or they had anything to do with it.
30:56But I'm saying there are so many come-ons to gamble now that they find creative ways.
31:00Like, what were they talking about with Rozier?
31:02The under in his statistics.
31:03He doesn't have to fix a game.
31:04He just has to hurt his foot.
31:06Right.
31:06Miss a few shots.
31:07That's an easy thing to do.
31:09Right.
31:09And if you're good enough, you can make it look smooth and play badly.
31:13Dude, the Jets have been doing it for 50 years over in the Meadowlands.
31:16They're doing it on purpose.
31:17You get it.
31:18What's up with these card games now?
31:20So they bring in Billups.
31:21It's all rigged.
31:22The high rollers come in and they get soaked.
31:24Yes.
31:24And this is how it works.
31:25He's just the draw, the honeypot, because guys want to play cards with an NBA great.
31:30And they'd assume the game is on the level because if a guy has $100 million or whatever he has,
31:34you don't think he's there to hustle you out of a few hands of poker.
31:36But he is.
31:37Yes, of course.
31:38And that's the thing.
31:39And how do they get involved in something like that?
31:41And this is where I give the FBI a lot of credit.
31:44They are, in fact, following the money.
31:45And the money is probably taking them down other roads.
31:48Because as we were saying off the air, if you have a $100 million contract, why are you
31:52fixing card games?
31:53Unless you've got something else that needs fixing.
31:55Well, also, people do like to gamble.
31:57Amen.
31:57But it's just good to know the mob is back.
31:59Because if Mamdani wins, that's our only shot at safe streets and safe neighborhoods.
32:02All right, Jimmy.
32:03We'll see you on Saturday night.
32:05You're the best.
32:05Happy DEI Thursday.
32:10DEI is something we must have.
32:15Happy DEI Thursday.
32:17Primetime's favorite day of the week.
32:18In honor of Reverend Al Sharpton, we're bringing you the best stories about diversity, equity,
32:22and inclusion.
32:24Up first, are you trans?
32:26And do you want to laugh like a real lady?
32:30There are voice coaches for that.
32:32So shut up and listen.
32:34Here's what's ahead.
32:35Let's go through the steps to take your cough from to that lesson was free.
32:54But the real course, that'll cost you about $300.
32:56So be ready to pony up.
32:59Next, the new Wicked movie is coming out in just a couple of weeks.
33:02And it's not just to find gravity.
33:04It's redefining diversity.
33:08Even the chickens are gay.
33:10Every day in the Emerald City is a pride parade.
33:12Oh, my God.
33:13Yeah.
33:13I mean, look at like.
33:14That's great.
33:15But it's true.
33:16Yeah.
33:16Even like the chickens.
33:19Those chickens are gay.
33:21So what you're saying is everyone in Oz is?
33:23I don't think so.
33:23Look at it.
33:24Very gross.
33:24Come on.
33:25Yeah.
33:28Hollywood's rebooting a classic.
33:31Amadeus.
33:31You know, the Mozart movie?
33:33Only this time, Mozart's Asian.
33:40Very fancy.
33:45Oh, yuck.
33:46Who wrote this?
33:47This repulsive creature playing so exquisitely.
33:53So liberals are fine with an Asian Mozart, but not with Sidney Sweeney playing a lesbian boxer.
34:00Seems like a DEI double standard to me.
34:03And no DEI Thursday is complete without a victory.
34:06A male swimmer.
34:07And no, not Leah Thomas this time.
34:09This is Hugo.
34:10Now goes by Hannah.
34:11Hugo's built like a man, but wants to swim with the women.
34:16Bad news for Hugo.
34:17He can't swim until 2030.
34:20They them just got a five-year ban by World Aquatics.
34:24He refused to take a gender verification test.
34:28Hugo blames insurance costs.
34:30Sure.
34:32Happy DEI Thursday, everybody.
34:34So ICE arrived at the Big Apple, and how do New Yorkers feel?
34:41Johnny hit the streets to find out.
34:47What have you heard about ICE in New York City?
34:50I feel like it's more of a racial profiling.
34:52What I've heard is they're taking people.
34:54What kind of people are they taking?
34:55People that are not white.
34:57It's actually people that are illegal.
34:59I don't know about all that.
35:01Shut up.
35:01They do do no more.
35:02You have a whole bunch of illegals walking all around here all day or night.
35:06Their tactics is not, you know, American.
35:09My parents migrated here.
35:11So...
35:12Legally or illegally?
35:12Legally, actually.
35:14That's the thing.
35:14They can come here because they're coming here legally.
35:17Right.
35:18You're right.
35:18Fine.
35:19Okay.
35:20Are you nervous?
35:21I do have a partner who is Latina, and she's a bit nervous.
35:28Is she illegal?
35:28No.
35:29Then she's fine.
35:30That's what I tell her.
35:31Hey, hey, hey.
35:33Ice agents, they're wearing masks.
35:34Very controversial.
35:36People aren't happy.
35:36Should they be wearing masks?
35:38Yeah, if they're getting docs.
35:39Why do you want to see them?
35:40You want to hunt them down?
35:41I'm also in law enforcement, and I don't wear masks.
35:43The Democrats, they want to tell everybody where ice agents are at all the time.
35:49Oh.
35:50I don't know about that.
35:51And if people know where they are at all times, they're in danger.
35:55I can see that.
35:57That's why they're wearing masks.
35:59Protesters are attacking ice agents.
36:02They're throwing stuff at them.
36:03Are you okay with that?
36:04No, I don't like violence.
36:05I'm going to be against that.
36:07That's fucked up.
36:07People are shooting ice agents.
36:09That's messed up.
36:10You can't kill people because you don't like them.
36:12People are probably shooting because they're scared.
36:14Do you generally shoot people when you're scared?
36:17No, absolutely not.
36:19Well, you got a point.
36:20You're right again, Professor.
36:21Democrats, do you know what they're calling ice agents?
36:25What?
36:26Nazis.
36:27That's crazy.
36:28So what do you call ice agents?
36:29Heroes.
36:30I can kind of relate.
36:32They're not Nazis.
36:33Nobody.
36:34How are you going to be a Nazi?
36:35The Nazi days is over with.
36:36It's a Nazi approach.
36:38They're targeting specific gender.
36:40Minorities.
36:41They're not doing it to Caucasians.
36:43They're not doing it to Americans.
36:45They're doing it to criminal illegal aliens.
36:47They're doing it to anyone specifically who's not of a Caucasian complexion, is my point
36:54of view.
36:55Well, you're wrong.
36:56Okay.
36:57I think you called me a liar on national TV.
37:00You know that guy Zoran Mondami?
37:02He's calling ice agents reckless individuals.
37:06That's because he's an immigrant, whether illegal or not, and some of his people probably
37:10don't have their papers.
37:12Mondami is not fit to be mayor of New York City.
37:14That scares me.
37:15I think it scares a lot of people.
37:16Well, I'm a Democrat, so...
37:19I know, right?
37:21Yikes.
37:22Ice agents are just enforcing the law, so if Congress isn't happy with the law, shouldn't
37:26they just change the law?
37:30Sorry.
37:31I hope I didn't catch COVID just there.
37:33Congress don't do nothing, but they need to protect their own people.
37:36Some people are coming out here to take advantage of the freedom that we have to be ourselves,
37:42and they really are terrorists and some more things.
37:46Rapists, and some, I assume, are good people.
37:51What do you want to tell Jesse Waters on Fox News?
37:54I love Jesse.
37:54My mom's his biggest fan.
37:56He looks like a nerd.
37:57Like he wears glasses.
37:59He's a little nerd.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Do you know who I am, though?
38:01That's you?
38:02Do I look like him?
38:03No.
38:04I know.
38:04But see, people ain't, like, hey.
38:06Hey.
38:07You'll never know what these people be doing around here.
38:09Here's Johnny.
38:11Hey, Johnny.
38:14More primetime.
38:16Straight ahead.
38:16I asked Jesse Jr. what his three favorite sports were, and you know what he says?
38:29First one, badminton.
38:32I said, okay, well, what about number two?
38:37He said, tennis.
38:40Okay, he's played tennis once.
38:41And I said, what about three?
38:44Soccer.
38:45I said, Jess, what about football?
38:47What about football?
38:48He goes, yeah, I like football.
38:50I said, whew.
38:50Thank God.
38:52Thank God.
38:54Let's do texts.
38:57Andy from Brigantine, New Jersey.
38:59Madonna wanted to blow up the White House, and Dems said nothing.
39:02Trump builds a ballroom, and they lose their minds.
39:05Patrick from Sandwich, Massachusetts.
39:07Rumor has it, Jesse, that you have a Gutfeld tattoo on your chest.
39:12No.
39:13It's on my ass.
39:14Al from Blacksburg, Virginia.
39:16Come on, Stephen A.
39:17Even Irish Rosie doesn't think Trump's targeting the NBA.
39:22Tricia from Redondo Beach, California.
39:24Can a grown man say trick-or-treat?
39:27Yes, he can.
39:29Yes, he can.
39:32I'm Waters, and this is my world.
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