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00:00Pach!
00:30I'm back.
00:32What?
00:33Oh, harsh.
00:36Funny screams.
00:39Wherever I go, all I see is this clock staring back at me.
00:46No good in funerals.
00:50Marley wouldn't have approved himself.
00:53Waste of money.
00:54Waste of time.
00:56Hey, hey, hey, you fucking idiot.
00:58Oh, damn it!
01:00Oh, shit!
01:00All right, everyone out.
01:03Who are you?
01:04Head of the BBC.
01:06That was a twit.
01:07Get out!
01:08All right.
01:10Plan B it is.
01:15Coats.
01:16Yes.
01:19What are you doing?
01:20You said I'd be taking over a Scrooge.
01:22No, I'm playing Scrooge.
01:23That's why I've got the nose.
01:24You're playing the Ghost of Christmas yet to come.
01:26He doesn't have any lines.
01:27The cast said they'd walk if you played Scrooge.
01:30What the whole cast?
01:31I'm the leading actor.
01:32No.
01:33You're the worst actor in the company.
01:37Auntie Diana, you promised.
01:39Just hurry up.
01:41Well, you'll have to do it over the phone then.
01:43Annie.
01:44Annie.
01:44What?
01:44What?
01:45I can't remember any of my lines.
01:46Again?
01:47It's the nerves.
01:48Come with me.
01:49What if you become ill?
01:50I won't.
01:51What if you get injured?
01:52I would have to be completely incapacitated to pull out now.
02:00Really?
02:02I can't!
02:03I've got music!
02:04No!
02:04This is the whole thing!
02:05Stop!
02:06Don't get there!
02:07Just stop!
02:08Stop!
02:08Good evening, BBC viewers.
02:12Unfortunately, the cast of The Christmas Carol have all been taken ill.
02:15Give me the mic!
02:16No!
02:16Get off my microphone!
02:18Mike!
02:18But don't worry.
02:19The Corny Polytechnic Drama Society happened to be passing by and will be filling in.
02:23With special guest narrator Sandra's aunt Dame Diana Rigg.
02:28Please enjoy A Christmas Carol.
02:30A Christmas Carol.
03:00A Christmas Carol.
03:16Buh!
03:18Hush!
03:19Confounded chimes!
03:22Buh!
03:22Buh!
03:22Buh!
03:22Buh!
03:25Buh!
03:26Buh!
03:26Buh!
03:26Buh!
03:27Buh!
03:27Buh!
03:28Buh!
03:28Buh!
03:29Buh!
03:29Buh!
03:29Buh!
03:30damn clock everywhere I go all I see is that damn clock staring back at me no
03:50good in funerals anyhow Marley wouldn't approve himself waste of money waste of
03:58time
04:04Marley was dead to begin with there is no doubt whatever about that
04:21the register of his burial was signed by the solemn undertaker and of course
04:28the only moron are his partner mr. Scrooge
04:34oh
04:41Oh, God.
04:44Oh, God.
05:14Scrooge walked into his counting house.
05:17He was a tight-fisted hand on the grindstone,
05:21a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping,
05:25covetous old sinner who was as hard as flit.
05:29The weather was biting,
05:32but cold and heat had little influence on Scrooge.
05:37No warmth could warm him.
05:40No wintry weather could chill him.
05:42No wind that blew was bitterer than he.
05:49There was not a man, woman, or child in London
06:00who chose to walk close to Scrooge in the street.
06:04Get out! Get out!
06:07But as long as he was able to go about his business with thrift
06:11and count his coins,
06:14what did Scrooge care?
06:19Merry Christmas, Mr Scrooge.
06:21Merry Christmas, Uncle. God save you.
06:30Ah, humbug.
06:32Christmas? A humbug?
06:34Uncle, oh, you don't mean that, I'm sure.
06:36I do, Francis.
06:37What's Christmas but another time to find yourself a year older
06:40and not an hour richer?
06:43Every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips
06:47should be boiled with his own pudding
06:49and billied with a stake of holly through his heart.
06:52Like that stupid smile from your face.
06:54I have every reason to smile, Uncle,
06:57and make merry at this time of year.
06:58What reason have you to be merry?
07:01You're poor enough.
07:02What reason have you to be dismal?
07:05You're rich enough.
07:06What else can I be?
07:07Will I live in such a world of fools as this?
07:10Why is one a fool for wishing her uncle a Merry Christmas?
07:13Because it does you no good.
07:15Does me no good.
07:17It is the one time in the long calendar of the year
07:21where men and women can open their shut-up hearts freely
07:25and hold out their hands to those below them
07:29as their true companions.
07:32Fine speech, Francis.
07:33You belong in Parliament.
07:34Christmas, Uncle.
07:36Though it has never put a scrap of gold in my pocket.
07:39Have done me good and will do me good
07:41and I say God bless you.
07:46Miss Francis.
07:51What a pleasure it is to see you.
07:54Merry Christmas, Bob Cratchit.
07:56A Merry Christmas to you too.
08:00We hear a knock at the door.
08:03Oh!
08:04A knock at the door.
08:06Oh, that must be the lovely couple raising money for the orphanage.
08:09What merry, bold and charitable souls they are.
08:15Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr. Scrooge or Mr. Marley?
08:19Mr. Marley died seven years ago this very day.
08:23Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
08:25We are raising money for the orphanage to care for the sickly and make provision for the poor, like young Jane here.
08:32On the shelf, Bugsworth.
08:34Yes, Mr. Scrooge.
08:36Ah, Merry Christmas, Miss Francis.
08:37And to you.
08:46Ah, let me help you, Mr. Scrooge.
08:49Oh, no!
08:50He's completely incapacitated.
08:52Don't worry, I'll step in.
08:54I'm fine!
08:55Come back!
08:55Get out, Bugsworth.
09:00What shall I put you down for, Mr. Scrooge?
09:03Nothing.
09:04You wish to be anonymous?
09:08I wish to be left alone and keep my money.
09:11What would you want for the needy?
09:12That they should die and decrease the surplus population.
09:16I have not much in my coin purse.
09:22Fear not, Mr. Cratchit.
09:24You are poorer than most.
09:26But what little I have, you are welcome to.
09:31I'm afraid there is only a single penny I have saved.
09:35You would part with your only coin.
09:43Yes.
09:46Do you not need it for your family?
09:52No.
09:55Thank you, Mr. Cratchit.
09:56You'd give all you have to charity.
09:59No.
10:02No?
10:03You don't want to give to charity?
10:06Yes.
10:08Are you sure?
10:10No.
10:12You have to make a choice.
10:14Make a choice.
10:15Will you give them the coin?
10:20Yes.
10:23This bag was made in China.
10:27God bless you, Jane.
10:29May the generosity of the goodly people of London Town keep you merry this Christmas.
10:34Merry Christmas, Miss Francise.
10:42Merry Christmas, Mr. Cratchit.
10:44And to you.
10:47And to you.
10:51Don't be cross, Uncle.
10:52Say you'll come and dine with us tomorrow.
10:54Oh, Francis.
10:55I shall spend Christmas alone.
10:58Kindly keep Christmas in your own way.
11:00And let me keep it in mind.
11:01Keep it?
11:02But you don't keep it.
11:03Let me leave it alone, then.
11:04Very well, Uncle.
11:06If you change your mind, you have our address.
11:08Merry Christmas.
11:24Merry Christmas.
11:24Merry Christmas.
11:25Merry Christmas.
11:26Merry Christmas.
11:27Merry Christmas.
11:28Merry Christmas.
11:29Merry Christmas.
11:30Merry Christmas.
11:31Merry Christmas.
11:32Merry Christmas.
11:33Merry Christmas.
11:34Merry Christmas.
11:35Merry Christmas.
11:36Merry Christmas.
11:37Merry Christmas.
11:38Merry Christmas.
11:39Merry Christmas.
11:40Merry Christmas.
11:41Merry Christmas.
11:42Merry Christmas.
11:43Merry Christmas.
11:44Merry Christmas.
11:45Merry Christmas.
11:46Merry Christmas.
11:47Merry Christmas.
11:48Merry Christmas.
11:49Merry Christmas.
11:50Merry Christmas.
11:51Merry Christmas.
11:52Merry Christmas.
11:53Don't look Bob don't look
12:23And a Merry Christmas to you Bob Cratchit
12:32You'll want all day tomorrow I suppose
12:38If it's quite convenient sir
12:41It's not convenient Bob Cratchit
12:44Christmas comes but once a year
12:46Look outside at the people
12:48Going about their business with glee
12:51This is not a time for money but for family
12:55And mine would appreciate me home sir
12:58Spare me your foolish humbug Cratchit
13:02I
13:03I
13:04I
13:06I
13:07I
13:09I
13:10I
13:11I am not a rich man
13:14If I can spend Christmas with my family
13:20I would be content to
13:22Gnaw
13:24Upon a bone or sleep on a bed of warts
13:33I'll get you take the whole day
13:44I'll get you take the whole day
13:44Oyee
13:50Selb
13:51Bless you
13:54Thank you
13:55Humbug
13:58But be here all the early on the next morning
14:03Whang
14:04Whang
14:04Whang
14:04Whang
14:05Whang
14:06Whang
14:07Whang
14:08Whang
14:10Whang
14:11Whang
14:12Whang
14:13Whang
14:14Whang
14:15Whang
14:16Whang
14:17Whang
14:18Whang
14:19Whang
14:20Whang
14:21Whang
14:22Whang
14:23Whang
14:24Whang
14:25Whang
14:26Whang
14:27Whang
14:28Whang
14:29Whang
14:30Whang
14:31Whang
14:32What's going on, eh?
14:38Mmm...
14:45Mmm...
14:48Humbug.
15:03Scrooge, shaken by the vision, went to search the rooms of his house for signs of an intruder.
15:18Finding nothing untoward, he returned to his bedroom.
15:28Secure in the knowledge, the house was completely empty, other than Scrooge.
15:48Scrooge, shaken by the vision of the house for signs of an intruder.
15:56The house was broken, and the house was broken.
15:58I'll get it!
16:00Scrooge!
16:02Scrooge!
16:04Scrooge!
16:06Scrooge!
16:08Scrooge!
16:10Scrooge!
16:12Scrooge!
16:14Humbug!
16:16Scrooge!
16:22What trickery is this?
16:24Who are you?
16:25In life, I was your partner, Jacob Marley.
16:30You don't believe in me?
16:32I do not.
16:34Why do you doubt your senses?
16:37Because a little thing affects them.
16:41You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard.
16:47There's more of gravy than the grave about you.
16:51Murder!
16:52Mercy is dead for apparition.
16:56Why do you trouble me?
16:57If a spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so after death!
17:02The spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so after death.
17:09I am doomed to wander through the world and witness what I cannot share.
17:17I wear the chain I forged in life.
17:21I made it link by link and yard by yard.
17:32You must listen. My time is nearly gone.
17:40Oh, how I wish I could cast off these cursed chains.
17:48I am made captive by my deeds.
17:51But like me, Scrooge, you have girded yourself a great chain which in time shall hang heavy around you.
18:02Stay away, vile spirit. I wish to see no more of you.
18:07Unlock the door.
18:09Be gone.
18:12Undo the bottom one.
18:21You will be haunted by three spirits.
18:24Without their visits, you cannot hope to shun the path I tread.
18:34Expect the first when the bell tolls one.
18:39Farewell, Scrooge.
18:43Scrooge.
18:45Scrooge was left alone again.
19:01He looked out through his window, which was locked shut, undisturbed, just as it was before the ghost arrived.
19:10Resolved to forget what he'd experienced, Scrooge went to bed and blew out the light.
19:19You aren't the light.
19:50Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me?
20:12I am.
20:16Who and what are you?
20:18Come close and I shall tell you.
20:28I am the ghost of Christmas past.
20:32I shine with the light of a thousand Christmases gone.
20:36I have never seen your like before.
20:39May I look closer?
20:40No, no, no, no!
20:46By my light, you shall see the truth of your past.
20:51Take me in your hand, Scrooge.
20:57Your past is hidden beyond these walls.
21:02Step through with me.
21:03I am mortal, spirit. I cannot.
21:06By my light, you shall.
21:10Amber!
21:15This way, Mr. Scrooge.
21:22And with that, Scrooge and the spirit disappeared from his bedroom.
21:27Take me through. I don't have arms.
21:29All right, I don't have arms.
21:30Take me through.
21:30Keep going.
21:31Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me.
21:35I'm not moving. Just shush.
21:37Wait. Have we disappeared?
21:39Yes.
21:40And Scrooge found himself soaring over open fields and woodland.
21:48Oh, unnatural spirit. Will I not fall?
21:51We shall not, Mr. Scrooge.
21:55Where are you taking me?
21:56My light shall show you the man you once were.
22:13Welcome to green screen one, two, three.
22:16Where with just one click, you can be on a beach.
22:20Or at the Eiffel Tower.
22:23Overlay your own exciting footage.
22:29Yeah, I think Robert would make a great leading actor.
22:32Oh, come on.
22:33It's Ebenezer Scrooge, not Ebenezer Huge.
22:36Stop it. Stop it. Ow. Stop it.
22:55Get off. Get off.
22:58Got it. Get off.
23:03No. Oh, no.
23:05Oh, no.
23:08Oh, no. He's completely incapacitated.
23:10I'm not.
23:11I'm Max.
23:12I'm fine.
23:15I want to be in a grown-up relationship.
23:18I don't want to be dating Max anymore.
23:21When are you going to do it?
23:24After we finish Christmas Carol?
23:25Yeah.
23:26Yeah.
23:35Good heavens.
23:48I know this place.
23:52I grew up here.
23:53This is where Belle and I would court.
24:00And there we are.
24:01I'm sorry, Ebenezer.
24:07We cannot be together any longer.
24:09Why, my love?
24:11Another idol has displaced me that you love more.
24:14Who is this idol you speak of?
24:16There is no one else.
24:17The pursuit of wealth and gain engrosses you.
24:21I don't understand.
24:22You have grown hard and unfeeling.
24:25Like your partner, Mr. Marley.
24:27Please, don't leave me.
24:30Our contract is an old one.
24:32Made when we were both poor.
24:34I can change.
24:37You are changed.
24:39When it was made, you were a different man.
24:42I release you with a heart full of love for the man you once were.
24:48Goodbye, my dearest.
24:52Goodbye.
24:56Goodbye, my dearest.
24:59Oh, spirit.
25:02Why do you delight in torturing me?
25:04Dry your tears, Ebenezer.
25:07You must to bed before the other spirits arrive.
25:17Oh, solenade.
25:22And just as Jacob Marley said,
25:25upon the stroke of two,
25:30Scrooge had the merry sound of laughter.
25:34Ho, ho, ho.
25:42Hello, Scrooge.
25:43Who are you, spirit?
25:45I am the ghost of Christmas present.
25:48I'm cheer.
25:49I am joy.
25:50I am Christmas.
25:53Come, and know me better, man.
25:56No, spirit.
25:57I have seen enough for one night.
26:00I cannot bear another heartbreak.
26:03I beg you, leave me be.
26:05Haunt me no longer.
26:08Humbug.
26:11Haunt me no longer.
26:13No, me.
26:13No, me.
26:14No, no.
26:14Help me.
26:15Me.
26:15Me.
26:16Me.
26:21Worry not, Scrooge.
26:23Your journey with me shall not be one of heartbreak,
26:26but of mirth.
26:26Now come.
26:28You look hungry.
26:29What is all this?
26:31Why, it is the bounty of Christmas.
26:33Ho, ho, ho.
26:35I don't see you.
26:37You have merely come to feed me.
26:40Tell me, spirit, the purpose of your visit.
26:43Each year you have shunned the present,
26:45but this year you will mark the lessons it holds.
26:47Very well.
26:51Conduct me where you will.
26:54If you have ought to teach me,
26:55I shall listen and profit by it.
26:58Then follow me to the street, Scrooge.
27:01Show me something I may smile upon.
27:06Jacobi.
27:06Ho, ho, ho.
27:11Oh, no.
27:12It's completely incapacitated.
27:14Oh, for God's sake.
27:16Right, come on, Jacobi.
27:17Come down to the street, Scrooge,
27:19and see how the goodly people celebrate Christmas.
27:23A day where all mankind can forget their position
27:27and go about with glee and good tidings.
27:30Masters and servants, judges and scoundrels,
27:34landlords and lodgers
27:35can all make merry together and wish each other well.
27:40Do you recognize this house, Scrooge?
27:43Why, it is Bob Cratchit's house for sure.
27:45Here comes his youngest, Tiny Tim, walking home.
27:50Ah, Tiny Tim, the sweetest, dearest boy that there ever was.
27:54Oh, ho, ho, ho.
28:01Ho, ho, ho.
28:04Ho, ho, ho.
28:10Ho, ho, ho.
28:15Come, Scrooge.
28:19Look through the window
28:20and observe how these humble folk live.
28:23I've had the children clean up before we eat.
28:26What will we be having for Christmas dinner, Bob?
28:32Bob?
28:38A goose.
28:40Oh, Bob, you saved up for it. How wonderful.
28:44Anything for you, my sweet.
28:47A drop to drink.
28:49Oh, why, thank you.
28:50How was Tiny Tim at church?
28:52As good as gold and better.
28:55He told me coming home,
28:57you know, people saw him
28:58because he was a cripple
29:00and it might be pleasant for them to remember
29:01upon Christmas Day
29:02who made lame beggars walk and blind men see.
29:06Enough wine for you, my dear.
29:08Plenty.
29:11I pray for him every day.
29:13Here he comes now.
29:16Hello, Mama.
29:17Tim, come here, my little boy.
29:28Lift me in your arms, Papa.
29:30Wee.
29:42Oh, Tim, you do look frail of late.
29:45I am frail.
29:47Frail and ill.
29:49Achoo.
29:49Sit up to the table, my little Tim.
29:57Sit up to the table, my little Tim.
30:06Oh, Mama.
30:07Now, let us raise a glass
30:15to Mr. Scrooge,
30:17the founder of the...
30:19feast.
30:22The founder of the feast, indeed.
30:26That hard, unfeeling scoundrel
30:28is the cause of our suffering.
30:31Mr. Scrooge has not the kind family I have.
30:34I pity him.
30:35Alone on Christmas Day.
30:37We may be poor,
30:38but we are rich in company.
30:40Eat, Father.
30:41Oh!
30:42Man of the wealth,
30:43Mr. Scrooge may never know.
30:46To Mr. Scrooge,
30:51the founder of the feast.
30:53God bless us!
30:54God bless us, everyone.
31:01A remarkable boy.
31:04Tell me, Spirit,
31:05if Tiny Tim will live.
31:07I see a vacant seat
31:08and a crutch without an owner.
31:12I really pay Bob so poorly.
31:15They have such a meager feast.
31:17But what a fine family they are.
31:20Tiny Tim, such a brave boy.
31:24Mrs. Cratchit, such a loyal
31:26and devoted woman.
31:28But they should get on with dying
31:30and decrease the surplus population,
31:32should they not?
31:34What more can you afford to pay?
31:36I don't only care about myself, do I?
31:38Come.
31:39There is more to see.
31:41Do you recognize this house, Scrooge?
31:44It belongs to my niece, Francis.
31:46There she is now.
31:49Oh, uh...
31:51Oh, dear.
31:54It looks like they've got the decorators in.
31:59I'm sure they'll be done any moment.
32:02Now...
32:03And there we are.
32:06They're done.
32:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:11Is it a vegetable?
32:14Not vegetable, no.
32:15Mineral, then?
32:16Not a mineral, which leaves you with...
32:19Animal.
32:20quite so alive more or less oh my dear Francis why must you be so cryptic is
32:30this animal disagreeable or friendly oh disagreeable for sure does it growl
32:36sometimes is it found in England it's found in London topper a horse no but it
32:45says nay more than a horse dog is it a pig is it a fox is this animal
32:57domesticated hardly Francis I know what it is
33:09a disagreeable creature but none of these it is your uncle Ebeneezer Scrooge
33:14a disagreeable creature is that what they think and a growling one but what does
33:28Scrooge care with these fools believe I don't care indeed more or less dead hardly domesticated
33:36more childish blabber I care perhaps a little the time has come for me to away and let in
33:44another spirit before Christmas Day
33:47oh
33:49oh
33:50oh
33:52oh
33:54sorry me
33:56oh
33:57oh
33:58sorry me
34:00sorry
34:02oh
34:09oh
34:11sorry
34:13oh
34:15oh
34:17I don't know.
34:47I don't know.
35:17Are you the ghost of Christmas yet to come?
35:34I don't know.
36:04I've got good news.
36:09That agent just called.
36:11He's going to take me on.
36:12He said the exposure from Christmas Carol will easily get me that advert.
36:16I'll never have to work with this bunch of freaks again.
36:20I don't suppose anyone will attend the old goat's funeral.
36:48He never gave a penny to charity.
36:53He stole from the poor.
36:58Selfish.
36:58Let it show me some tenderness connected with the death, or this dark conversation will be forever present to me.
37:13I don't know.
37:25I don't know.
37:27Oh, my poor Tim, be at peace, my dear sweet boy.
37:53What are you doing?
38:01Put him in the coffin.
38:03How else am I supposed to keep him contained?
38:04Yes, he died a week ago, I heard.
38:25Good Lord, I thought he'd never die.
38:28Well, I certainly shan't miss him.
38:31All right.
38:31He was very unpopular.
38:33Spirit, are these the shadows of things that will be, or are they the shadows of things that may only be?
38:52Oh, Spirit, a man may change the course of his life.
39:06Spirit, I...
39:07Spirit, I'm sorry.
39:11I have been greedy and selfish.
39:18I've served myself before others, and shut out the gift of their kindnesses.
39:25I'm sorry to everyone.
39:28All of you.
39:29I've taken you all for granted.
39:34I thought I wanted to go it alone, but...
39:37The truth is, I'd be lost without you.
39:44In fact, I believe I'm not feeling so well.
39:53Well, I think I may be completely incapacitated, Scrooge.
40:08What?
40:10I'm completely incapacitated, Mr. Scrooge.
40:16Chris, I don't know what to say.
40:18I couldn't.
40:20You have to.
40:20We're all counting on our lead actor.
40:25Chris, it's your part, and you should finish it.
40:29I'm not going to take your role.
40:34Well, why don't we do it together?
40:35No, I'll do it.
40:39Humbugged!
40:41Come on, quickly, we're going to finish this thing.
40:43Quickly, we're going to finish this thing.
40:44That's it, all right, underneath.
40:45Yeah, come on, quickly.
40:47Hurry up.
40:47That's it, this way.
40:48Up to the middle.
40:49Come on, quickly.
40:50Hurry up, there's still time.
40:52We can still make it work.
40:53Come on, quickly.
40:54Scrooge fell before the spirit and woke to find himself in bed.
41:00Good morning.
41:01I shall live in the past, present, and the future.
41:05The spirits of all three shall strive within me.
41:08You there, child?
41:10What day is it?
41:11It's Christmas Day.
41:12Christmas Day.
41:14Oh, Jacob Marley, be praised.
41:16Wait there, for I must speak with you a moment.
41:18I shall have that girl run to the poulteress and fetch the plumpest bird you can find in the shop.
41:26Merry Christmas, everyone.
41:28Merry Christmas.
41:29Merry Christmas to you, sir.
41:31Merry Christmas.
41:32Merry Christmas.
41:32Merry Christmas to one and all.
41:36Excuse me, are you playing Scrooge?
41:39No, Chris is playing Scrooge.
41:43I am not playing Scrooge.
41:44You took over as Scrooge.
41:46I only took over as Scrooge because you forced me to take over as Scrooge.
41:48I did not force you to take over as Scrooge.
41:50If anything, you forced me to play Scrooge by being such a bad actor.
41:53Nobody forced either of you to play Scrooge.
41:55You came here and took Scrooge from me by force.
41:58Stop fighting.
41:59Look, it doesn't matter who's playing Scrooge.
42:02That's what we've learnt tonight.
42:03It's not what I've learnt tonight.
42:04I've learnt that it absolutely matters.
42:07I am Scrooge.
42:09Get them out.
42:10No, no, no.
42:10Come on.
42:11It's over.
42:12No, get, get, get on.
42:14They're using force.
42:15They're using force.
42:16No, no, Bob.
42:17Chris, I'm to study.
42:18I'm Scrooge.
42:19I'm Scrooge.
42:20Oh, my God.
42:25Oh, damn it.
42:27The coward is...
42:28Get around.
42:29Pick me up.
42:30Pick me up.
42:30Pick me up.
42:31Pick me up.
42:32Pick me up.
42:33Pick me up.
42:34Pick me up.
42:35Pick me up.
42:36Pick me up.
42:36Pick me up.
42:42Oh, Pick me up.
42:43I finished the show outside.
42:45Make your hand to one outside.
42:46Oh, boy.
42:47I take no go.
42:47Hurry, Pick me up.
42:48I'm behind you.
42:50Well done, well done, well done.
42:52We're still filming some action.
42:55Ah, here's a better idea.
42:58Why don't we all go to the Poulteress and fetch a goose?
43:03We shall take it to Bob Cratchit's house.
43:06Ding-dong, merrily on high.
43:08Heaven and bells are ringing.
43:11Ding-dong, merrily the sky.
43:13Ding-dong, merrily the sky.
43:15Ding-dong, merrily the sky.
43:16Ding-dong, merrily the sky.
43:16Ding-dong, merrily the sky.
43:20Ding-dong, merrily the sky.
43:25Ding-dong, merrily the sky.
43:26Now, everyone, we must search for the plumpest goose we can find.
43:31Ding-dong, merrily the sky.
43:32Single bells.
43:33Jing-dong, merrily jingle all the way.
43:36Ding-dong, merrily the sky.
43:38And what part is to an another round of places?
43:40Ah, no goose, then.
43:43But farewell, Bob Cratchit.
43:46If this is what you desire most, then it is what you shall have.
43:50For everyone at Christmas loves goujons.
43:55Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
44:00Sorry, would you mind if we went ahead of...
44:02Yes, I did.
44:03I did.
44:03Greetings, good fellow.
44:11Hiya.
44:11I would like to purchase these fine goujons, please.
44:15It's $3.99, please.
44:16Does anyone have any money?
44:17Do you have any money?
44:25No.
44:27I appear to have left my coin purse in my other britches.
44:32And if you don't have any money, I'll have to leave.
44:35Might you be able to open your heart to those in need at Christmas?
44:39I'm sorry, mate.
44:41Please, it's for the Cratchits, Sue.
44:42Please, we need them.
44:44I just...
44:45Take money, it's fine.
44:47Really?
44:48We've got the goujons.
44:49Yeah, yeah, take them.
44:49Just don't hurt anyone.
44:51Yeah, yeah, back it up, yeah.
44:52Do we need it?
44:53Merry Christmas.
44:55Jingle bells.
44:56Give us the Snickers.
44:59Take one yourself.
45:00What?
45:00Take one yourself!
45:01Okay?
45:02And this lady's shopping's free.
45:05Whatever you say.
45:06Okay.
45:06Merry Christmas.
45:09Now, everyone, we shall return to Bob Pratchett's house
45:13and present him with the finest Christmas feast
45:16he's had in all his life.
45:18La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
45:22La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
45:24La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
45:26Festive greetings.
45:28We are travelling the town to wish everyone a Merry Christmas.
45:32Merry Christmas.
45:34Oh, that's nice.
45:36Might we enter and spread our joy
45:39to the fine town soak within?
45:42Not with that pass.
45:44Oh, dear.
45:46That is a shame.
45:49We had hoped we might be able to get back in the studio, but...
45:54Oh, that's the fire alarm.
45:57If you could all just make your way out of the building
46:00and across the courtyard.
46:02All of you...
46:02Will you?
46:07Our gay and marriage...
46:08Shush, shush, shush.
46:21No!
46:22Bob Cradgett, are you with me now?
46:35No, I'm here.
46:36Go round.
46:43Merry Christmas, Bob.
46:45A merrier Christmas than I have given you in many a year.
46:49May I come in?
46:49Yes!
46:55Thank you, Bob.
46:57I have come here to tell you
46:59that I intend to double your salary
47:02and shall endeavour to...
47:07to...
47:08assist your struggling family.
47:13To assist your struggling family.
47:16Tiny Tim shall walk again
47:19and I shall keep Christmas in my heart.
47:23First, though,
47:24let us all have a Christmas dinner.
47:27What do you say, Bob?
47:31Yes.
47:33Merry Christmas.
47:34Get attention, everyone.
47:41Sorry, um...
47:43Sorry, before we finish...
47:45There's something I'd like to say to Max.
47:47You're going to break up with me on air.
47:49What's wrong with you?
47:50Break up with you?
47:51Yeah, I saw the video.
47:52You said you didn't want to be dating anymore.
47:54I don't want to be dating anymore.
47:56I want to be married.
47:57To me?
48:05Yes, I...
48:06I had a whole plan.
48:08I was going to propose.
48:12But I saw you kissing Chris.
48:13What?
48:14I thought we were friends.
48:16I found something.
48:17Look at this.
48:18Oh!
48:26Same dress.
48:28Right, Chris.
48:31That's my sister.
48:40You were going to propose?
48:42Yeah.
48:44Right!
48:45That's it!
48:47I have it!
48:49You've ruined Christmas again, all of you!
48:53It wasn't enough to ruin the production last year.
48:56Now, you've sabotaged mine!
48:59So, go on.
48:59Get out of here.
49:01We are going to perform our version from the top now!
49:05But it's a proposal.
49:06I don't care.
49:08I'm going to give my performance.
49:10The only chance you have of continuing
49:12is if I am completely incapacitated.
49:15Oh, come on, Derek.
49:29This is not about you.
49:30But I...
49:32Oh, forget it.
49:34Ta-da!
49:37Thank you, Auntie Diana.
49:46And so, as Tiny Tim observed...
49:50Please...
49:51God bless us, yeah?
49:53God bless us, everyone.
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