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00:00Mama, don't make me put on the dress again.
00:09This is from Mexico.
00:11How many of these?
00:16These still work.
00:19There's no more room on the truck, Mom.
00:20It's going in the dumpster.
00:21No!
00:22Oh, fine!
00:23I don't want them anyway.
00:27Oh, my God!
00:30It's harder on my heart and money's dying.
00:33Wait, wait.
00:34To the bottle in my basket, will it answer if I ask you?
00:38I'm expecting you.
00:39Doing right or am I doing time?
00:42Doing right or am I doing time?
00:4744 girls.
00:49That's how many I was up against.
00:52You weren't even a year old.
00:54No one thought I could win because I just had a baby.
00:57But I did it.
01:04I won.
01:07Well, maybe California won't be so bad.
01:09You know, I've always wanted a poo.
01:13I don't know this.
01:14Oh.
01:15Am I doing this right?
01:16You don't know how to mash potatoes?
01:17I don't even know how to boil water.
01:18Ah.
01:19Good thing you're cute.
01:20Oh.
01:21Watch it.
01:22Put that in there.
01:23Okay.
01:24Give me this.
01:25Mm-hmm.
01:26My mother's secret ingredient.
01:27You tell anybody I told you and I will kill you.
01:29As she finds out.
01:30Wow, that serious.
01:31Ah, you haven't messed all your Charles.
01:33Oh, if she's anything like her son, they can't wait.
01:35Keep stirring.
01:36goodness my mother's secret ingredient you tell anybody i told you and i will kill you
01:42as she finds out wow that's serious ah you haven't met celia charles oh if she's anything
01:47like her son i can't wait keep stirring so where is she today uh atlanta with my sister
01:56but wouldn't feel like thanksgiving without one of her pies my family wasn't big on holidays
02:00really yeah my mom moved us around a lot boyfriend to boyfriend she was kind of a hobo sexual
02:08the only real thanksgiving i can actually remember was when i was 15. we moved in with mike she was
02:14trying to impress him so she brought this whole spread from boston market and told him that she
02:17cooked it did it work i mean mike was not a hard guy to impress we actually got along okay until
02:25he caught me in the garage with his older brother and then he put my stuff in the trash bag and told
02:29me to get out how much older how about what did your mom say she was sorry but you know she
02:42she let me go oh can you get that yeah oh you got a text from larry oh god is it another picture
02:54he likes to send me nudes when he's drunk this guy's like 70 right 75 i mean look his nudes aren't
03:00bad he's kind of hung i guess gravity does some good over time does he make you like do stuff like
03:07what sex yeah no not yet worst case scenario i'll let him suck me off i've done a lot worse for a place
03:15to stay and the pool's nice but yeah eventually i gotta find a new place you know you don't have to stay
03:22with that creek where else am i gonna go bring your here tonight you can stay as long as you need
03:28you're practically here every night anyways and i don't like the idea of you with another guy
03:34are you seeing anybody really you guys just you
03:39you know and i'll take my stuff after my shift okay
03:52noah tell my mrs yams hey babe how's it going crazy she has about a dozen rotary phones
04:01and a box of teeth oh my god ugh ah toss it all she fights me on everything everything like a regional
04:14theater production of a glass menagerie she literally has a glass menagerie
04:19launch candles laura best little hoarder house in tessis how does she afford all of that crap she can't
04:25she's drowning in debt hopefully she can sell this place because the money wayne left isn't
04:30going to leave a dent honestly it's as bad as my student loans she seems so fragile right now
04:39so i told her that she could stay with us for a couple of weeks wait what just for a couple of
04:44weeks okay i didn't want to argue that's going to be a problem i just told adam that he could stay
04:51with us for a couple of weeks what what why would you do that because some old man is going to try
04:58to rape him are you talking about transactional sex work because sex work is work well i don't want
05:02him to have to do that kind of work noah do you no i don't but my mom is going to have a literal
05:09stroke if she finds out that we're in a thruple yeah are we in a thruple i don't know you're the one
05:13that invited him to move in with us oh you sound jealous of course i'm jealous you're on a romantic
05:18staycation with our boyfriend while i am stuck in texas cleaning out my mother's hoarder house
05:24all right so what are we going to do are you going to talk to your mom or what
05:28starting to get out of the street
05:33oh
05:37Oh, my God.
06:07I see your sadness, I'm making my own There's gotta be a better way to get out of here
06:37I made the quinoa you like, with the little pomegranate seeds in it
07:05Okay, well, Dan's gonna be here in an hour, babe, anytime you wanna get up
07:12I could really use your help in the kitchen, my fingers are going, like, completely numb
07:16Well, my whole body is numb
07:20I told you that upping my dosage would turn me into a pet rock
07:24Oh, baby
07:26Yeah, well, you are a beautiful little pet rock
07:30No, I'm not
07:31No, I'm not
07:32You are
07:34Are you still seeing dead people?
07:39Wow
07:40Wow
07:41If you are asking me if I am still experiencing grief-induced psychosis, the answer is no
07:46But it's very common, just so you know
07:49Look, I know how hard this is for you
07:54Babe, I was an absolute wreck when I lost my parents
07:58Okay, but at a certain point, you've gotta get back out there and you have to face the world
08:03I mean, you've been in bed for weeks
08:05Yeah, cause I'm on a ton of meds
08:08So you don't need to treat me like I'm an invalid, okay?
08:11Where are you going?
08:12To take my medication!
08:14Okay, could you please not cuss in front of the baby? She can feel and hear our emotions
08:18Oh, Jesus Christ
08:28I'm sorry
08:48Here
09:07Gotta hand it to you
09:08This place looks amazing
09:09Thank you
09:10Our first renters come in two weeks and there is still so much to do
09:13The septic tank backed up
09:14There's a septic tank
09:15Just don't flush anything solid
09:17Hmm
09:18On that note, let's eat
09:19Oh, no, no, don't touch
09:20Back in, please
09:21Let's get a photo first
09:23This is good advertising
09:24Thank you, nobody needs to know about this
09:26I thought it was an interesting idea for a post
09:28I'm sure you did
09:29Oh, wait, actually
09:31I know, I know, I know
09:33Okay
09:35Alright
09:36Um, hand off the chair
09:38Sorry
09:39Thank you
09:40Alright
09:41Perfect
09:42And then one from above
09:43You know what I like
09:44Thank you
09:54Alright
09:55Perfect, let's eat
10:01Yeah, well, I need to talk to you
10:05I know about the credit card bills
10:10I charge a few things
10:12A hundred K
10:14Is not a few things
10:16Do you have any idea
10:17How much of a hole this kind of debt put you in?
10:19I-I've been broke my whole life
10:21I didn't even have a checking account when your father left me
10:25Gotta ask for help
10:27I didn't want to be a burden
10:29Your grandma Dottie did not have health insurance
10:31So I had to pay her medical bills
10:33Her grocery bills
10:34The hospice care
10:35None of this you would know
10:36Because you never came to visit
10:38Because she called my marriage
10:40A godless abomination at Thanksgiving
10:43Yeah, she didn't know much outside of this small town
10:46That's for sure
10:48Was she set in her ways?
10:50Mean as a snake?
10:51And a racist old bitch
10:52Yes, she was
10:54But she was my mother
10:55And I'm not sorry that I racked up some debt
10:58Trying to take care of her
10:59It was hard times
11:01And the QVC bills?
11:04It was stressful times
11:06For me, I needed the retail therapy
11:11Oh my god, I can't believe you kept these
11:14You hated Margo's band
11:15I hated the name
11:16But I wanted to be supportive
11:18What's wrong with the total abortion?
11:20There's so many things
11:24This is coming to California
11:26I love abortion in California
11:27Oh my god, you got banned from a place called The Smell
11:33Oh, a total abortion got banned from The Smell
11:38Put that on my tombstone
11:39Oh, wow
11:40Tell me everything about her
11:41Because she won't tell me
11:42She thinks I'm some kind of prude
11:44One time, she set her on fire
11:49You what?
11:50It was an accident
11:51I was smoking on stage and drinking 151
11:53And I guess some of it just spilled on my
11:55Oops
11:57Twice
11:58The second time was not an accident
12:00Oh
12:01What?
12:02Yes
12:03That's who you're with?
12:05I miss performing on stage
12:06I used to feel so alive
12:09I witnessed the struggle bus years
12:11Those were the good years
12:12When it was fun
12:14When it was an absolute show
12:17And then we signed with Ricky
12:19And got successful
12:20And it became not fun
12:22In every way
12:23That something can not be fun
12:25Yeah, well, f*** that guy, right?
12:26I did f*** that guy
12:28And then he decided that he f*** owned me
12:31Yeah, well, Ricky was an abusive piece of s***
12:34He didn't hit me
12:36He didn't have to
12:38He was an abusive piece of s***
12:42Yeah
12:43Yeah
12:44You're right
12:45I'm so glad I cheated on him with you
12:46I am too
12:47Ah, so contracts
12:50Yes, thank you
12:51Here we go
12:53I really appreciate you drafting these up
12:55Hey, no problem
12:56Sorry it took so long
12:57I had to reach out to a guy in the L.A. office
12:59But it's standard, ready to sign
13:02Great, I just wanted to make sure
13:03This doesn't give Noah any legal rights over the child, right?
13:06Like, visitations or...
13:08Of course it does
13:10That's standard
13:11When the biological father is in the child's life
13:14Okay, um...
13:16So I guess that leaves him with financial responsibility, too, then
13:22No
13:24But if you want me to make some changes, I can look it over and I can do that for you
13:26Yeah, no, I just...
13:28I think I would just feel better if I had another lawyer look at it
13:30You know, just to make sure there's no conflict of interest
13:33Why wouldn't Noah have visitation rights?
13:38Because I don't think he should
13:40Why?
13:41He's my brother
13:42And we agreed that he would be in Isabella's life
13:45Yeah, babe, as her uncle, not as her father
13:48Well, I'm sorry, I just don't think you should have any legal right over our child
13:51So you want to do to Noah what Lillian did to you?
14:01Um...
14:03I helped raise Lillian's child for two years
14:07And then she left you for her ex and you never got to see him again
14:10And it was her right to do that, whether I liked it or not
14:13But...Marco, I'm not gonna do that to Noah
14:16So the baby's name is Isabella?
14:18Yeah
14:19That's beautiful
14:20Thanks
14:22Yeah, Eliza picked it, she picks everything
14:25Where are my rights in all of this? I don't see any adoption papers
14:28Yeah, well, Margo, in order to adopt a baby, it would have to exist
14:31Oh, sorry, I thought that she could psychically sense her emotions
14:34So I thought it was safe to say that she exists
14:37Well, legally, you can't adopt Isabella into after she's born
14:41Thank you
14:42Well, none of this would matter if we were married, right?
14:46That's true, I mean, all Margo would have to do is sign the birth certificate
14:49It would save a lot of time and money
14:51Money? Dan
14:53We both know how expensive weddings are
14:56Why don't we just go to the courthouse next week?
14:58I'm with it
15:02What, is that so crazy?
15:04Have you two met me?
15:06I am not getting married in a courthouse
15:08The lighting is terrible
15:10Oh, right, because why would we do anything if we couldn't put it on Instagram?
15:14Oh my god, Margo, don't make this about you, okay?
15:17We are about to have a child together in three months
15:20So why are you so against this?
15:22It's just not a priority right now
15:25I'm not a priority?
15:26That is not what I said
15:27Dan, are you hearing this s***? Are you hearing that I'm not a priority?
15:30Margo, could you just lower your f***ing voice?
15:32Oh, so we're cussing around the baby now? Or is it only not okay when I do it?
15:36No, it's only not okay when you act like a f***ing crazy person
15:39Wow
15:41F*** you
15:42Sorry, I'm gonna excuse myself
15:44I didn't realize that my emotions don't matter because I'm a f***ing crazy person who's not a priority
15:49Never a f***ing priority
15:52This entire dinner was vegan because of you, Margo
15:55There's a f***ing turkey right there, you a**
15:57She has a point
15:59That was for you
16:00It was amazing, thank you
16:03I'm so sorry, you got roped into that
16:05She's on this new dose of her medication and you know
16:08Ah, it's cool
16:09You know, I've been through it with Noah
16:11Yeah
16:12I know how those two can be intense
16:15Mmm, and stubborn
16:16Oh yeah
16:21F***ing hilarious
16:26You know what, give her a week, she'll level up
16:28She'll level up
16:29I have given her three years and I'm starting to think that a level head is not on brand for Margo Guillory
16:34Sometimes it comes with age or motherhood
16:38I don't know Dan, this year has been rough
16:42She's erratic and honestly emotionally absent
16:46She spends all of her time building this thing in the desert
16:50I don't even know what it is, she won't even let me come see it
16:52I'm just left with the scraps of Margo Guillory
16:55I mean this dinner, I made the entire thing by myself
16:58She didn't even get out of bed until three
16:59She got out of bed though, right?
17:02Margo, that's a victory
17:04Look, I know you know
17:07Noah has the same issues and
17:09I'm just afraid that the baby is gonna inherit the same genes
17:13That's what you wanted, right?
17:15Well, not exactly
17:17I mean, I considered an anonymous donor
17:21Of course, obviously I want Margo to be as much a part of the baby's life as I am
17:26But I mean, I'd be lying if I said that I didn't think about
17:29What if I got knocked out by like a doctor?
17:33I don't know, maybe a guy who went to Harvard?
17:40Why didn't you ask me?
17:42I went to Yale
17:44There's no history of mental illness in my family
17:47I don't know
17:49I guess I just didn't want to complicate things between you and Noah
17:52Would it?
17:54I would have had complicated things for you
17:59What do you mean?
18:04Oh my god, if you're implying what I think you are, you're wrong
18:09I just want a healthy baby, that's it
18:12I don't care what color it is, Jesus, Dan
18:14Excuse me?
18:20You're a curator, right?
18:22It's your job to make sure that every detail is in place
18:26Every line straight
18:28Every single drop of color for you is calculated
18:31And measured to fit the aesthetic that you have built to fit your life
18:34You want me to believe that you wouldn't do the same for that child if you could?
18:37Thanks for the Tupperware
18:54Hey?
18:56Still good
18:58You want some chicken?
19:01No, still a vegetarian
19:03You still love fried chicken
19:06That was Nate, your other son
19:09The one who couldn't even be bothered to drive down for the weekend from Dallas
19:13That's why you're my favorite
19:14Since you're a little boy, always looking after me
19:20And your sister
19:22And your little brother
19:27Thank you for being here with me
19:29I don't know what I would have done without you
19:30I've been waiting all my life for you
19:36To teach me what's been tried and what is true
19:41So...
19:49What do you want to do with Wayne's things?
19:51Well...
19:57Kept these things 15 years, I reckon he's not coming back for them
20:01I know...
20:06You think I'm...
20:08Crazy for...
20:10Holding on to your dad after what he did...
20:12To me...
20:14But...
20:16He's the only man I've ever been with
20:17He's all I've ever known
20:20You gotta let go
20:23It's the only way to move forward
20:27And if I...
20:29If I get rid of him...
20:31What am I without my memories?
20:40Free
20:42I can't...
20:45Cause I'm made of my mind
20:47Until you come through
20:50Ready?
20:52That was a bonfire
20:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha
20:58Yes I'm made of my mind
21:00Oh Lord, I'm made of my mind
21:03Yes I'm made of my mind
21:06Until you come through
21:07Until you're gone.
21:25Hey, baby.
21:29Chicken red peas.
21:37I don't know.
21:48We're gonna try to feel like a woman,
21:54but not really sure
21:58but we're gonna need a little more
22:02I'm not really sure what that means.
22:09I'm looking in the mirror, but I still see a child
22:17staring back at me.
22:32I'm looking in the mirror, but I still see a child
22:35in the mirror.
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