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00:00The most famous heirs you've had on this sofa there?
00:03That's a personal question.
00:05Just you, Luke. Before you're married to Jenny.
00:08See me winking, see me winking.
00:10At all. You're not going to tell us at all.
00:13Is Tubby Tiernan famous?
00:16He is, yeah.
00:17I remember we called round and he's here.
00:19Yeah, he was.
00:20You like him a lot, don't you?
00:21I do, yeah, I do.
00:22Well, you idolise him, don't you?
00:24Well, no, he idolises him.
00:25Well, I heard you were so far up his bottom you could see Hector's feet.
00:30No!
00:32Zoe!
00:33Would you be fond of a bum, Nuna?
00:35He's a lovely bum.
00:36I used to love the bums.
00:39This raises a whole load of other questions.
00:41What child is this?
00:48It's like something a cowardly behind.
00:51But this is just nonsense, yeah?
00:53I think it's great.
00:55Perfect world.
01:00In the week when the people of Cork went hunting for hornets,
01:04we were joined by some special guests to watch loads of great telly.
01:10On Tuesday, Danny Dyer took us on a quest to redefine manhood on Virgin Media 1.
01:16I'm still learning about what makes a good man.
01:20Oh, Danny Dyer!
01:22The war on men is real.
01:25Sky Cinema sci-fi horror reintroduced us to an iconic movie villain on Wednesday.
01:30The music is so good that I feel like if you played that to someone who'd never experienced this film before,
01:34you'd go, is that about a shark?
01:40And on Thursday, one presidential hopeful came out swinging on RT1.
01:45But as your head of state, you empower me to enter these buildings on your behalf.
01:49He's a bit delusional, isn't he?
01:51The man looks like a shaved testicle. Look at him.
01:53And Louis Giorgio Armani.
02:01I never thought he'd die.
02:03Louis and his friend Dave.
02:06I was a fan, because I read about him last week.
02:08He was a cover of the FT.
02:11He was 91.
02:13He was the king of Italian fashion.
02:16He had a great life.
02:18He was Milan, wasn't he?
02:19Yeah, yeah.
02:20I had a call from his office once.
02:23Saying what? Would you wear my shirt?
02:24No, they were looking for Ronan Keating for something.
02:27I'm sure he wasn't singing.
02:29On Sunday, we tuned in to Virgin Media One for a special edition of a long-running favourite.
02:39Yes, we're on home turf.
02:41Oh, we can make a show of ourselves if we're getting questions wrong.
02:45Hello and welcome to a celebrity edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
02:49I must say, I like Jeremy Clarkson doing this.
02:51He's ten times better than the last guy.
02:53I can't accept Jeremy, as Chris termed.
02:56Actor, writer, presenter, historian, and all-round brain box, please welcome Stephen Fry!
03:02Stephen's on the day with us.
03:03Stephen!
03:04Stephen!
03:05Stephen!
03:06Stephen!
03:07Stephen Fry will be good.
03:09I hope he's found out.
03:11God, he's ugly.
03:12Stephen!
03:14He'd be great for a pound, though.
03:16Right, this is your question for £100.
03:21A beloved public figure who is considered to be a cultural asset is commonly referred to as a national what?
03:29Treasure!
03:30Oh, Mary.
03:31It's yourself.
03:32Treasure!
03:33Treasure!
03:34My brother always says, yeah, treasure.
03:35Bury her good and deep.
03:37You are a national treasure, dear.
03:39C.
03:40Treasure would be my final answer there.
03:43And a right answer.
03:45Well, the first few are always easy, aren't they?
03:48I wouldn't say few.
03:49Octopuses and squids can release what substance as a defence mechanism?
03:55Cum.
03:56Sorry, I don't believe that.
03:57Sorry, I said that.
03:58Sorry.
03:59I said that.
04:00Release.
04:01Sea ink final answer.
04:03£500.
04:04There it is.
04:05Squid ink is quite tasty.
04:06It is tasty.
04:08It is very tasty.
04:11Later, we were gripped as Stephen took on a question for £125,000.
04:16In astronomy, what is the technical term for the twinkling of the stars?
04:23Aberration?
04:24No.
04:25Metallicity?
04:26No.
04:27Asterism?
04:28No.
04:29Scintillation?
04:30That's it, scintillation.
04:31Oscillation is when you kind of vary like that.
04:32So it could be scintillation.
04:34I like scintillation.
04:35I'm going to say decintillation, final answer.
04:39Because that is the correct answer.
04:41Yes!
04:42It was scintillating!
04:43Shall we have a look at this next question for half a million?
04:48Let's do it.
04:49Which of these cover songs entered the UK Top 40 the longest time after the original version first charted?
04:58Tragedy was 1997.
05:00Killing Me Softly is 1998.
05:02Uptown Girl by Westlife is in the early, so it has to be Fast Car by Jonas Blue in Dakota.
05:06But I've got one friend who might know these things, he's pretty good on pop music I think, and that's Richard Osmond.
05:11If you could phone a friend, Dustin, what friend would you, if you could have any friend you wanted, what friend would you call?
05:16Gandhi.
05:18Richard, hi. Jeremy Clarkson.
05:20Oh, hi Jeremy.
05:21You knew this was coming.
05:23Yeah, here we go.
05:25Which of these cover songs entered the UK Top 40?
05:29Fast Car was 88 definitely.
05:30So we're definitely on B.
05:31I'm gonna go B.
05:32Maybe, maybe Fast Car, I don't know Stephen, absolutely don't know Stephen.
05:35Fair enough.
05:36Brilliant, great, thanks for ringing.
05:38Thanks.
05:39Unbelievable.
05:40Take the money and run.
05:41That's my final response.
05:42Oh, well played there.
05:43That was some good game play I think.
05:45Yeah.
05:46You're leaving here with £250,000.
05:51That's all right.
05:53Right on Stephen.
05:54Very good, very good Stephen.
05:56Pick one.
05:57So I'm going D.
05:58A.
05:59I'm going for A.
06:00I'm going for D.
06:01See if you just said B, Fast Car, you'd now have half a million.
06:06No!
06:07You were right first.
06:10Why did you listen to me?
06:11I'm wrong all the time.
06:12Should have trusted you.
06:13Do you think you could move a million pounds?
06:14I think I could.
06:15No.
06:16I wouldn't be very sure.
06:18I think I'd probably get fairly high up but I wouldn't be sure.
06:20I think I could.
06:21The last person that I sat in a table quiz with was on the team of Robbie Williams.
06:26Yeah.
06:27He invited me to his table quiz.
06:29Yeah.
06:30Every single question I got wrong to the end of the night.
06:32Then I went outside to catch me breath.
06:34And I heard a question come.
06:37The question was, what colour is the black box in an aeroplane?
06:41And I knew the answer.
06:42So I ran back in.
06:43I was like, I know the answer.
06:45It's orange.
06:46And I seen the pride in Robbie Williams' eyes.
06:49It was a great moment for me and it was a great moment for myself.
06:53You did all of them.
06:54You did all of them.
06:55Electric other machine.
06:56I've seen them.
06:57There is one for a private part.
06:58No.
06:59What age are you a private part?
07:00Is there a private part?
07:01It is called vagina.
07:02It is called vagina.
07:03Did you do it?
07:04Yes I did.
07:05A Captain America vagina machine.
07:06Yes I did.
07:07A Captain America vagina machine.
07:08Did you sculpt?
07:09It's not a Captain America vagina machine.
07:10It's a chair that you sit in.
07:11It's a chair that you sit in and gets an electric impulse in your Kegel muscles for your pelvic
07:40floor.
07:41Come here.
07:42It's very important to mind your pelvic floor.
07:43This week, BBC One took us back to the UK's most dramatic suburb.
07:53It's EastEnders.
07:58Me and my mum watched EastEnders.
08:01Never missed it.
08:02Nobody was allowed in like.
08:04Just me and mum.
08:06Bonding.
08:07In the show, we saw a leopard print clad woman shouting in the rain.
08:12Do you think that's not proper rain?
08:15That's not proper rain.
08:16Why?
08:17Because they have rain machines.
08:20Mum!
08:21Oh my darling!
08:23Oh my darling!
08:24He's gonna get hit by a bus.
08:25He's gonna get hit by a bus.
08:26Come on, put you in prison.
08:28Ah!
08:29Something bad's gonna happen.
08:30Yeah, something bad's gonna happen.
08:31Something bad's gonna happen.
08:32Yeah, something bad's gonna happen.
08:33Do, do, do, do.
08:34Oh!
08:35Who is this?
08:36Oh!
08:37Zoe!
08:38Oh my gosh.
08:39We haven't seen her since You're Not My Mother.
08:55Yes I am!
08:56I'll give you all the gifts you need.
08:57You can get gas to wherever you want to go.
09:00She's her mum.
09:01Yes!
09:02But it just might be proper rain, mightn't it?
09:07And they just might have to do it.
09:08Or do you think that's what they want, the rain?
09:10If it was real rain, they would have to be prepared for that.
09:15We watched as the estranged mother and daughter had their first chat in two decades.
09:20I'm a career woman now.
09:22Proper grafter.
09:23You?
09:24You ain't lasted five minutes in a job before you got done for thieving or sleeping with
09:28the boss.
09:29Oh, that's a conversation stopper.
09:32Yeah, I was a nightmare, wasn't I, eh?
09:34Used to drive mum and dad wild.
09:36I wasn't just a little bit of a slag.
09:38I was a total slag.
09:40Slag!
09:42Families, they're a pain in the hole, aren't they?
09:44There's nothing worse than having you as a mum.
09:46The game playing, the drinking, the tantrums, the name calling.
09:51Kat Slater dresses a bit like your wife, Jenny, right?
09:54Dustin!
09:55Dustin, stop!
09:56Sorry, Kat.
09:57I'm not letting you leave until you tell me why you hate me so much.
10:00Because every time I look at you, I'm reminded of who I am.
10:03What do you mean?
10:05An incestuous rape baby.
10:07Oh.
10:08Oh, God.
10:09Oh, Jesus.
10:10You want me to say sorry for being raped by my uncle when I was 13?
10:13Why is she giving her a hard time?
10:15She's the one that was raped.
10:16They don't shy away, do they?
10:19I'm the baby that came from violence and hatred.
10:22I'm the monster.
10:25No, you're not, sweetheart.
10:27I wish you'd have got rid of me.
10:30Aww.
10:31Kat's her mum.
10:33Yeah.
10:34That's Tommy's dad.
10:35No mum.
10:36I haven't watched that.
10:37I haven't watched that episode.
10:39Later, the show took us out to the square for a little more drama.
10:46You give me that gun.
10:48So he's a copper and he's a local drug dealer.
10:50Yeah, and that was real smell-the-fart acting, wasn't it?
10:53Oh!
10:54Oh!
10:55Oh!
10:56Oh!
10:57Scrap!
10:58Oh, here we go.
11:00Look away, Mary.
11:01Who got shot?
11:02Zoe!
11:03Oh!
11:04Oh, no!
11:05Oh, no!
11:06Did you think it would be her?
11:07Mm-hmm.
11:08No!
11:09No!
11:10No!
11:11I haven't seen this in 20 years, but I'm just sucked back in straight away.
11:26Finally, we were on edge as we watched Kat wait for an update on her daughter's condition.
11:31Hello?
11:32This is Jeremy Clarkson from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
11:37Is this you?
11:38I've got Alfie Moon with me here.
11:39The next voice you hear will be his.
11:40You'll have 30 seconds to give an answer.
11:41You will not get away with this, all right?
11:42You will be hunted down, you scum.
11:43Look, it's so dramatic.
11:44I know.
11:45No!
11:46Max!
11:47Max!
11:48Max!
11:49No!
11:50What?
11:51I thought he was dead.
11:52What?
11:53How was that a boom-boom?
11:54Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
11:57There we go.
11:58There we go.
11:59Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
12:29in north dublin jason and his mate jason i think planes are time machines
12:42how can you take off do you mean because you arrive in l.a and it's like six hours later
12:49right you take off here at one o'clock in the afternoon yeah be on a plane for three hours
12:55yeah land in portugal and it's one o'clock in the afternoon no it's the same time as ireland
13:01but how does that work how does that work how does that physically work on thursday we settled in for
13:08the six one news on rte1 now this is the most exciting part of the day the six one news
13:16well our political correspondent paul cunningham joins us now from lancer house paul what else
13:25has been happening in the presidential election today i'm trying to raise my eyebrow i can't because
13:30of the botox but my god my code will be up there well conan mcgregor has become the latest candidist
13:35to and say they want to get the backing of four local authorities and have their name
13:39on the presidential ballot paper but like you just evacuated one country because the president
13:44you can't be expected to do it again like today ireland i am outside these gates of these appointed
13:50officials do you hear what is it these appointed officials there's a small little matter called
13:56elections everybody that's inside there is elected but as your head of state you empower me to enter
14:02these buildings on your behalf too much headroom he looks like he's on his knees a president face to
14:10face with government officials with only one priority our research has shown you like a little
14:16fellow to be the president a new taron and i will be a small president for ireland and its people
14:22in a park beside the zoo please please god the man looks like a shaved testicle look at him
14:28to ensure that the country our founding fathers gave their life for is strictly adhered to on behalf of its
14:34citizens strictly adhered to is this a comedy sketch we will now will look after everybody that is what i
14:40will do and it will make sure that all of the refugees leave the this oil and why does why did
14:44he speak like that i don't know because he doesn't know how to speak publicly elsewhere the focus
14:50tomorrow will be on fianna fall look he's in the window there's michael martin look look at him see him
14:55i am me hall would you not run i think we could do with a president kennedy again though paul cunningham at
15:01leinster house thank you do you know even if michael deed did become a dictator and killed three journalists
15:08would still prefer him to be president over all the other candidates
15:11running for president in ireland is the worst thing you can do for yourself now the gig at the end
15:19yeah it's very nice lovely gig lovely gig great salary lovely tcs if you're not going to win
15:24you don't don't don't put yourself through it yeah i just think it's very important with somebody
15:29who's able to get on with everybody and do what's best for ireland yeah somebody who knows what
15:34that right i think i will run in south county dublin trying to fix the hair trying to sit my
15:50reflection on the telly as always i'll never be done trying to fix this hair emma and her friend
15:57deirdre which hairspray do you reckon you'd you'd use a week not much hairspray but the oil
16:03mountain i go through the oil is great because you can put it on you can put it on yourself as
16:09well can't you and i do yeah that's how many times i've had this conversation with you about the oil
16:14oh are you serious you were slacking me and i didn't know a cup i need hang on hang on a sec
16:20oh here we go well she's dying to do this the hair love it's very flat the hair is very flat love
16:31i couldn't get it i put the dry oil in there
16:36on tuesday tv's toughest man took us on a journey through modern masculinity on virgin media one
16:43i'm danny dyer all right let's let's let's and i'm heading off around the country to talk to a few
16:52geezers i don't get him has masculinity become toxic it's almost becoming shameful to actually want to
17:03be masculine is this a bloke's documentary about being a bloke and is there really a war
17:11it was one of the worst times of my life on men danny i'm not having the leather on the sleeves
17:17the war on men is real
17:19the war on men okay i do like him actually i do like him um he's a thoughtful fellow is there a war
17:29on masculinity i mean i would say fat nose well no he might be a bit more nuanced than that yeah i think
17:38it will be i would say there is not a war on masculinity and i would concur yes i don't know
17:44that would be my initial reaction to that clearly there's some shit going down even though you know
17:51we were told generations ago man is the father the power the hunter all that sort of stuff we don't need
17:59that anymore i mean at the end of the day we're just built to hunt
18:03i'm still learning about what what makes a good man
18:11the war callum
18:12is he serious
18:13is he serious
18:14one man who should know is my younger brother tony he's a lovely fella he's a good dad and husband
18:22must be the least toxic bloke i know he's like about race isn't he like you didn't like football
18:29when kaylee came along you would play with her dolls barbies straight away if he's playing with
18:35dolls he's gay is he gay then no that's what he's saying he's like like the toxic masculinity of it all
18:43saying oh just because you play with dolls you're gay no he could just be like a young fella who likes
18:48to play with dolls okay yeah stereotypical masculinity thing is is a strong man uh provides
18:53provides yeah did we ever hunt dinosaurs no no no so dinosaurs yeah we're here millions of years
19:00before us and then me tried hit and killed them all and we weren't even around this hand you'd say
19:08he pops up a lot with it what do you what do you make of him in a sense of oh you've heard of him
19:13every day oh yes it's a narrow-minded man that represents a small minority andrew taste he's
19:23basically an absolute eejit who just spouts a lot of anti-feminist rhetoric feminism goes out the
19:30fucking window the second that the snow needs shoveling or there's a fucking broken down car
19:37i'm at an academy in north london to try and find out what's going on
19:41have our school boys really been infected with a toxic masculine virus yeah i've known teachers
19:47who said that like they see kids looking at this stuff from like six seven who here likes andrew
19:51tate i don't know it's 50 50. it's 50 50 what do you mean i agree with some other things but when
19:57he starts being silly going off track that's when he loses me and it's amazing how these people can
20:03influence the way how young people think and sort of act whenever i was in 30s like you know you're
20:08swiping yeah andrew tape clips would come up and then as soon as i've hit 40 it's like they're gone
20:13it's like gardening and stuff later in the show danny gave us a revealing glimpse of how these
20:20narratives can affect families desperate dads have been campaigning for decades and they claim in the
20:27vast majority of cases custody is awarded to the mother who is seen as the better safer parent the
20:33default position is that it should that the children should go with the mother most of the
20:37time it should not be the case every case should be taken on its merits i'm meeting a man who spent
20:42years fighting for custody of his child but we're here to talk about matthew's first son from his
20:47previous partner archie oh this is lovely 2010 my son archie was born with the c-section i was the
20:56first person to hold him he was my everything six months later my ex and i split up on the night that
21:03we split up she came at me with a rounder's back baseball bat um i left with archie to try and protect
21:09him to go to her sister's just around the corner the police came they took archie off me okay then got
21:17told to leave the area that's a heartbreak isn't it getting very common that's the abuse of the male
21:27of husband i suppose yeah anyone can be abused i suppose it can be male or female then all the
21:33allegations that she created were proved to be false oh no don't tell me this is going to have an
21:40awful ending we went back to court i went into court she never showed up got home that evening the police
21:52turned up she had murdered my son oh my god
22:01the little fella my whole world just fell apart
22:10so hard so hard to watch like he said this is this has happened before and it's happened since and it
22:17will keep going on if we just assume at all times that it must be the man that's abusing a child the
22:24only thing where men are genuinely at a disadvantage is how they're treated when families break up the law is
22:31is not fair in that respect i can't cope with anything like that dave no honestly i can't not good
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22:57in dublin city i hate that you know when you go somewhere and they give you a half glass i'm like no
23:02i'll fill her up jennifer and her friend darren can we just do a little cheers to us from that time
23:08we met on a bike charity bike ride to electric picnic when i turned up with billy no mates yeah and
23:15i was like oh do you remember he has no friend i didn't like you before then excuse me i told you
23:21that didn't i no i i was like kind of like didn't like you's too strong but i remember thinking hmm
23:28uh i did i never do this
23:32this is years ago no i think i was slightly like cheers cheers cheers drink up
23:37on thursday rte2 had us in makeover mode with this new series design guru d coleman builder peter finn
23:48and their hard-working teams are on a mission is this like extreme home makeover and no it's more so
23:55like this family's in need five days to declutter finally they've started putting shows about houses
24:02and stuff on the tv this is home rescue the big fix what this would be interesting back in 1980s
24:11sweethearts ann and peter o'malley bought a house in clondoggan and they're still here just as sweet as
24:17ever tonight how sweet is that i am a bit for harder actually you know i walked in marx and spencer
24:27in lippy valley for 21 years god how many air fryers does she have one thing and a double wow woman
24:33after my own house so it meant i just sometimes bought them bought things for the sake of buying them
24:39really this is obviously about hoarding is it i don't know more importantly i don't care i mean you
24:45know whatever people want to do let them do do i have to watch it though it kind of gradually got worse
24:50and worse and worse to the point where i don't think we were able to get on top of it as a family
24:55you'd be sitting down feeling a bit guilty and then you'd you'd see the hoarders and you go my
25:01gaff's actually grand my dad lost his vision quite suddenly overnight and which was a massive
25:06challenge for our family how are you doing oh jesus the blood stops circulating behind the routine
25:13of your eye right it's called a joint cells arthritis oh wow good lord there's a bitch getting old let
25:22cheers were you ever sick hospital no no you're lucky i've never been i had an earache once
25:29hey annie how are you doing healthy this has gone to to change their life my life
25:37i can't thank home rescue enough don't thank them yes don't yeah hold your horses love let's see what
25:43she's gonna do there's a lot going on here isn't there it's a busy room isn't it a busy room very
25:51diplomatic way of saying the place isn't shite it's well used is this where you live is this
25:57where you live trying to be neutral but it was just a bit i also have to figure out a way to help peter
26:03with his way finding there's not that much clutter like the two air fryers honey you don't think that's
26:07cluttered look at it i don't know if the memory aspect is so strong that in changing it i'm actually
26:15creating more of a problem so leave it like it is in the show we followed the team tackle the clutter
26:22i'm 49 years married on wednesday this wednesday yeah my wardrobe was just 15 of the exact same
26:29t-shirt i'm 71 now wow you don't look 71 71 she looks good look at her hey hey how are you
26:38does that no you tell me how am i i saw you were throwing out things so i said let's shut out the
26:43kitchen i know him i went to school with him yeah it's peter finn he was in the air ahead of me in
26:48school they did not skim the walls oh no i presume plastered you haven't included no i didn't
26:59for a certain pair of sweethearts currently off-site today is a very special day 49 years married
27:07today that is some achievement and that milestone has to be marked oh 49 cheers cheers to you guys
27:16congrats so tell me now no i'm gonna stop holding i know if it lets everybody will you still love me
27:31tomorrow by carol king and jerry goffin indeed absolutely god thank you so much he's so cute
27:43he is do you know i have a thing for our lads later the show took us back to clandoken for the big reveal
27:51hello hello we're matching we're matching
27:54how are you how are you
27:59this is something else entirely look at how much better that is it looked so sad before oh that's
28:05gorgeous fab yeah love the greens love the color look at this you have two big drawers for your
28:12food jesus oh my god i'd be the same girl i love how happy she is even with the drawers yeah yeah yeah
28:18yeah this is unbelievable stuff it's great isn't it yeah yes we have no sweetheart oh that's so sweet
28:26i've so much respect for people who get on with it because i feel like if that was me you'd never hear
28:30the end of it one thing ireland does very well is a home renault show or just shows about homes i don't
28:37know how they do it though because no one can get a freaking home in dublin i met two neighbors one
28:43night they told me were very weird michael and lucy are reminiscing on their unlikely friendship
28:51i dropped to home and they were all saying they were a bit of a weird they weren't they did not my
28:55neighbors love me i met nice old ladies and they said no you didn't no you didn't they were walking
29:02you can't i think you were the most ridiculous person i know is that a compliment you're just
29:10ridiculous i know i can't help it on thursday night we tuned into comedy central to watch something
29:20a little bit different oh it's cartoon
29:33lucy you see why are we watching a child's program the show introduced us to some students from south
29:41park elementary hey butters oh well uh hey red what you're doing this weekend see it starts off all
29:49nice way and it seems like a kind of sweet little cartoon and then it goes completely sideways i'm
29:54having a birthday party at my house and i was seeing if maybe you'd want to come hang out
29:59i'd love to come hang out with you on your birthday red and um maybe i'll text you my birthday wish list too
30:03in case you know you want to get me a present
30:07le boo boo those things have my life round do you know what they are the little dolls
30:13the boo-boos no way you haven't heard of the boo-boos have you you're not on tick tock enough no
30:19here is my birthday gift whistlet
30:24this exact le boo-boo direct oh very i'm all over the lefoufus because we go to the chinese shop in spain
30:31and we get the lefoufus because i'm not buying the lefoufus
30:36there's where you went to in spain that's where i go to in spain welcome to shitty asian pop-up
30:41store can i take a waterproof oh god well actually i'm looking for a boo-boo oh yeah i
30:47would love a little boo-boo you buy mystery box you open it hopefully you get the one you want
30:53well okay i'll take one so you know if you want to take off on tick tock that's what you need to be
30:59doing the boo-boos yeah i swear to god if you started unboxing the boo-boos on tick tock you
31:04would fly also in the show we followed some surprising faces and their slightly more surprising
31:11relationship and you'd have this on oh and there's the prince of darkness who's been traveling with the
31:18president as of late what fox news really wants to know is are you satan he said a very bad word
31:25no i'm not satan we're just sort of hanging out they really go there don't they go there they
31:33really go there no holes barred box news has obtained some footage of president trump seeming
31:39to be satan this was at a golf course yesterday where the president was heroically golfing these
31:44lads how do they get away with this you can just make out satan going behind a bush and president
31:50trump right there no ah no no no no he's fucking satan karen what do you think i think the president
31:57is definitely fucking satan you're crying later the show took us to a sweet little children's birthday
32:07party happy birthday red go on butters oh i hope it works what is wore a tie for the day
32:13oh i got the super rare all thanks to butters she loves it are you gonna do it yeah we're gonna go
32:19upstairs and do it oh hey if anyone wants to watch us do it come on up okay oh here we go
32:30sorry excuse me hey we want to watch yeah come on in you guys
32:33they say that the booboo is a demonic yeah that's the thing people are saying oh are they
32:40because they look like little devils yeah yeah why haven't you just getting a bouncy castle and a
32:44magician yeah this is
32:52it's coming to life oh i do kind of want a labubu now
32:55i had a feeling it might have turned into the president that's just ridiculous wait that thing
33:05is fucking satan no i'm not fucking satan this is gonna piss him off so much do you think i'll see it
33:12though oh god yes he sees everything about him he's a narcissist can you still hear
33:20what there is satan and they're definitely hanging out come on let's go lucifer what a showdown
33:30people call me lucifer i bid you leave this realm at once fairness to satan he works out all right
33:36fine here you all want to know the truth yes we're together
33:44what's that mean it's a pregnancy test sorry this is way above my page right here
33:55you're getting paid any plans for the christmas stupid so fox news can now confirm
34:01donald trump has been fucking satan this whole time god in heaven help us
34:08that definitely wouldn't have got on the den ray no definitely wouldn't have been on the den
34:13i'm just glad somebody is looking at the absurdity of him and satirizing the whole thing
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34:35in rathfarnham long-time friends and colleagues mary and marty there she is
34:49there she is how are we i have a present for you what's that oh oh when we used to drink oh yeah we
35:00used to drink that's open house that is 98 1999 1999 champagne wow would it explode in a flurry i
35:09wouldn't i wouldn't part with the bottle no you gave it to me uh i remember it now i remember it now i
35:14wouldn't open it though i wouldn't open it no um would it would it like us have matured with age do
35:19you think well not as well as us well there is that this week a new series on paramount plus gave
35:25us a revealing look at dating today this program contains full frontal nudity offensive language
35:32and sexual references just what we needed turn it up i'm back with the most jaw-dropping dating
35:38experience in the world look at their man's teeth oh it's great teeth this is dating naked oh yeah
35:47full frontal nudity
35:54nice house lovely scuff lovely up the heating's on the show introduced us to its cast of very
36:01confident contestants i never used to be confident with my body because i'm not the finnest of girls
36:07i don't think we'll have an irish version of this because you know what happened you'd rack up and
36:12you'd be like oh there's me cousin me huh some of us have insecurities oh straight away yeah
36:19i guess i remember when we were on halles and costa and saw you got the boobs out were you getting
36:23the boobs out on the holidays new law like no i don't remember like do you need to see it sure you
36:30might as well get it all out on the table the first night we are so much more than our clothes i hope
36:36we can just get to know each other for who we really are well of course okay yeah that's why
36:40you chose this program it's your tads you're out
36:45flashing around the place
36:49the lord protect us and save us
36:53should we meet our first naked newbie i can't i can't take him with his teeth
36:56again you're looking at rylan
37:03we'll be discussing the garden next i've been told many times that i look like a greek god so watch out
37:09boys would you be fond of a bum nula he's a lovely boy i used to love the bubbles really and i still am
37:16obsessed with that a dais and arse shut up oh my god where is his penis i feel like i'm watching this
37:26close your eyes oh my god you can see their whim whams i can't believe it he does make a good first
37:33impression uh would you not give it a wee little fluff before you went they probably did you would
37:36have to have been fluffy you know what i was actually having a lovely day up until about right now is
37:42that the time very please i have to go and get me i have to go get the bus mary in the show we
37:48followed newbie evan as he went on a couple of sweet dates maybe we should have a person ice cream
37:57and then you can taste mine and i can taste yours ah for the love of that no
38:06so how's the family oh great thanks very much i hope we're not prudish
38:11no no you're not prudish nor am i for heaven's sake neither of us ever would be
38:15but this is just nonsense yeah the only sprinkles evan's concerned with are the ones stuck between
38:20his bum cheeks i got a sweet tooth and i'm looking for a cavity there may be a dumping on the horizon
38:26but before the dark clouds roll in what have we here this looks cute i've sent evan keir kelsey and
38:33connor on a double date of cop croquet oh yeah stop that was a bit that was a bit hard i think they
38:43were enjoying feeling free and really showing what they had sorry what is the object of this uh
38:50dave just shut up yeah exactly that's shut up and watch i don't want to know
38:58like if they were just naked and dating it would be quite freeing but i think because they're making
39:02them do like stupid stuff that's the degrading bit yes oh my god depressing so now would you present
39:11the irish version of that oh yeah
39:20in south dublin cheers big ears i said that once to someone who had big ears it was a bad thing
39:27rosie and her friend frankie to you what am i you're like a handsome guy you're a good looking handsome
39:34masculine gay guy i know you call yourself a woman and everything because you like to do your nails
39:41but your whole presence is kind of like yeah i'm in control oh that's a compliment isn't it i think so
39:48yeah yeah no one ever said to me you're a real feminine woman and that's okay because i'm not on
39:58wednesday we tuned in to sky cinema sci-fi horror to celebrate the 50th anniversary of this classic
40:05film josh josh josh josh josh it was a great movie
40:16i've never seen this shot the front door apparently dolphins are
40:21meaner than sharks yeah that's just propaganda spread by sharks
40:28i love it i don't know if that's the reaction you're meant to have to a shark attack i think
40:34you're meant to be frightened i know
40:42so this is a comedy for you is it
40:46in the film we watched police chief brodie prepare to tell the town's mayor that he wants to close the
40:53beach well here's here's your man who only wants to keep the whole place open because that's when they
40:57make money you yell shark we've got a panic on our hands on the fourth of july they'd have to
41:04investigate i'm sure what's there to investigate like a shark went ate a girl case closed
41:17there's some starters going out he he gets told he can't ban the people going in the water so yeah
41:23they go in and then this happens
41:29uh-oh if they could hear that music they'd know he's coming
41:34the music is so good that i feel like if you played that to someone who'd never experienced
41:38this film before you'd go is that is that about a shark is it about a shark
41:50oh jesus that's awesome blood fountain that's awesome
41:57i remember this as a kid because i was like he's a little boy and i was like i i am a little boy i
42:02could also be turned into a blood fountain it really is a proper blood fountain did you and
42:07your mother had a movie used to watch together wizard of oz and my nana would be afraid of it because
42:13of all the tiny people we watched as the townspeople gathered for a timely chat about their new arrival
42:20any special questions mr mayor a lot of people are saying there was a blood fountain can you confirm
42:25the rumors of a blood fountain
42:33that's my most hated best i'd rather watch the shark eat them all than listen to that again
42:38you all know me know how i earn a living i'll find your shark and i'll kill him and i'm kind of irish
42:45don't ask me why ten thousand dollars for me by myself for that you get the head the tail the whole damn thing
42:55you didn't you interview his son or something recently quite possibly i did she finds work
43:02so memorable no i focus when i need to focus later in the film we followed the shark hunting efforts of
43:10three men on their questionably sized boat jump scare jump scare jump scare i can go slow ahead come
43:17on down and jump some of this shit oh jaws is there did you get a fright louis no but it's like
43:28you still do it it's like it's like the exorcist you scream
43:35this is where he says you're gonna need a bigger boat
43:37you're gonna need a bigger boat is that where it comes from jaws oh do you know you'd be saying
43:47these phrases you don't know where they're from that's one of the best that and luke
43:53what just luke the best light of star wars ever luke well i think i can pump 20 cc's of strictly
44:06nitrate into him if i can get close enough oh he's on the ozempic
44:13this is all business i'm gonna shrink him down to a goldfish chief catch him in my pocket
44:18okay okay okay i'm ready it's not something i think i'd do no
44:29behind you look he's behind you there's a big rubber shark behind you
44:36he's kind of like scampi in a basket there really isn't he
44:39oh now what do you think of that touch of the rubber there's about that
44:49he does look a little bit false like that there hey he looks more than it does not look like a shark
44:54oh no no no no no no no no no no no uh
45:03Ah, let's.
45:08Oh, jeez.
45:13I see the screaming of that.
45:15I suppose you would be, really.
45:25He's like me after a few pints.
45:27Into every cupboard in the house.
45:33Go on, mate.
45:35Go on, son.
45:37Smile, you son of a...
45:38Whoa!
45:41Yay!
45:42Yeah!
45:45And that is why I don't swim.
45:47There's nothing but danger in there.
45:49You're better off to stay on the couch.
45:51Were you ever in a movie?
45:53Even a cameo?
45:54Cameo, yeah.
45:55It was called Ordinary Decent Criminal.
45:58It was with Kevin Spacey in Dublin.
46:00Did he drop the hand?
46:01He didn't, actually, no.
46:03It was very difficult.
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