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00:00THE END
00:11Say what you like about England, but, er, she has very fresh breath.
00:19Wales, too. And, er, if Scotland could, er, be persuaded to finally bend the ciggies,
00:26I'm sure her breath will be just as fresh.
00:30I'm Alan Partridge, and in this series, sponsored by Flench & Son Tanning Centre,
00:35Feel Down, Get Brown, I'm exploring the mental health of the nation.
00:39This week, I'll be finding out what the great outdoors can do for our noggins,
00:43as I once again ask, how are you?
00:46It's Alan Partridge.
00:50I love to be outdoors.
00:52Back in Norwich, I'm often found pottering around making short videos for the tourist board
00:57using a 365-degree stick camera given to me during my time in Saudi Arabia
01:02by His Excellency the Crown Prince's chauffeur.
01:06I like to see, er, wattle and daub buildings.
01:08To me, there's just something about the fresh air and the exercise.
01:11Hello. See you later. I hate these flowers.
01:13Seems to be good for the soul.
01:15Visited only upon terrorist suspects.
01:18And while the tourist board reserves the right to edit down my videos,
01:22He's my favourite.
01:23Being out and about centres and settles me.
01:26He's definitely my favourite. You know who isn't? Er.
01:30But in this episode, I'm going to experiment on a bigger canvas,
01:34and have come to the Peak District alone with nothing more than my stick camera,
01:38and obviously clothes,
01:39to explore the mental health benefits of surrounding yourself in nature.
01:43Studies show that the great outdoors can do wonders for your mental health.
01:54As much as 84%.
01:56Today, I'm climbing Mam Tor,
02:00a 17-foot-hundred high hill in the Peak District,
02:05which, according to the guidebook, boasts incredible views.
02:10And on a clear day, it says you can see as far as Manchester.
02:14Although it doesn't explain why you'd want to.
02:18Starting at Castleton, day one will see me climb the mighty Mam Tor,
02:23and walk the Great Bridge.
02:25After a good sleep and wash,
02:27I'll spend a second day scaling the district's highest peak, Kinder Scout.
02:31Hello. Fellow aviators.
02:34How you doing?
02:35Good. Have you ever flown on a jetpack?
02:38I know a guy who has.
02:41You're looking at him.
02:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:45Up, up, up, up, up and away, like my beautiful balloon.
02:51Do you think that's good for mental health?
02:55Do you think flying's good for mental health?
02:59Enjoy the freedom of flight,
03:01but try not to worry the sheep they'll miscarry.
03:05I'm so glad I came here.
03:11My partner, Katrina, was dead right.
03:13She said, go away for the weekend.
03:15Climb a big mountain by yourself.
03:17I guess she just gets me.
03:20Yeah, so I've come away on my own,
03:22and she's gone away to Paris with my best friend, Daryl.
03:26Yeah, there's friends, there's friends.
03:29They're badminton partners.
03:31And I've said myself, you know,
03:33he covers a lot of ground by the baseline.
03:35She's got a wicked drop shot.
03:36It just works.
03:38There's supposed to be four of them,
03:39but two of them had to pull out because of very, very long Covid.
03:43So it's just Daryl and Katrina in Paris.
03:47The city of lovers, my hairdresser says.
03:51It's such a stupid thing to say.
03:53It's not just for lovers.
03:55You get school trips go there.
03:57They're not all having sex with each other.
03:59I mean, occasionally a line will be crossed.
04:02You get some bearded sixth formers these days,
04:05and some very busty students.
04:07But this assumption that every couple that goes to Paris
04:11is going to be banging the bejesus out of each other
04:13is just childish.
04:18Daryl and Katrina are badminton partners,
04:21and they wanted to try out some different courts.
04:23And that's the end of it.
04:28Spending time alone in nature, though boring,
04:31allows our minds the freedom to roam,
04:33to dwell on anything from your daughter being gay
04:36to whether you'd have been good at presenting natural history shows.
04:39A million billion years ago,
04:42this was probably bits of dinosaur.
04:45Now, though, just horrible soil.
04:49We all come from it, and we all go back to it.
04:52This is nature's ring road.
04:59The end of the first morning's walking,
05:01and though I'd only been out in nature for a couple of hours,
05:03already there was a definite sense of tension easing,
05:06as I absorbed the majesty and infinite variety
05:09of the natural world.
05:11This good egg.
05:15What a charming village church.
05:19Oh, it's wonderful.
05:32Respectful, of course, in the house of God,
05:35to lower your voice,
05:38just as you would in a library or a museum.
05:42The same volume one might begin at
05:45while having a late-night row with your wife in a tent.
05:50Where are you?
05:53Where are you, eh?
05:55I know he's up there.
05:57Oh, yes.
05:58I'm sure he's looking down on you right now.
06:00He hears everything.
06:01Yeah.
06:02And I know he's in here.
06:03That faint smell of ammonia.
06:05That's from his excrement.
06:09God?
06:10The bat.
06:11I see!
06:12Right.
06:13Counting bats.
06:14Right, of course, yes.
06:15I was going to say, I'm not sure God excretes anything.
06:18Only love.
06:22So why are you counting bats?
06:23The roof needs repair,
06:24but there's a maternity colony up there.
06:26And they're protected under UK law,
06:28so the work will have to wait.
06:29It's funny, isn't it,
06:30how the church has to go to Rack and Ruin
06:32just so some bats can make more bats.
06:34I just saw one there.
06:35Winter Cross.
06:36They are awful.
06:37They are easily my least favourite bird.
06:39Skin for wings, but no feathers. Why?
06:41I've studied bats for 20 years,
06:42and I...
06:43I believe there's as much God's creatures as you or me.
06:46It's like the song says, isn't it?
06:47The Lord God made them all.
06:49All creatures great and small.
06:50It's my favourite hymn.
06:52Yeah, it is nice hymn.
06:54Goes on a bit, though, I find.
06:56I mean, all things bright and beautiful,
06:58all creatures great and small,
06:59all things wise and wonderful.
07:00The Lord God made them all,
07:01and the verse goes on to list individually
07:03all the things that the Course tells you
07:05you're made all of,
07:06so I just think it's just over-egged.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Have you ever thought of it like that?
07:09It's a bit like Ross Kemp, isn't it?
07:10It's telling you you've seen
07:11all the Batman films,
07:12and then listing them all
07:13on a long car journey.
07:14Batman.
07:15Batman Returns.
07:16Batman Forever.
07:17Yeah, I know, Ross.
07:18You've seen them all.
07:19Batman and Robin.
07:20Batman Begins.
07:21The Dark Knight.
07:22The Dark Knight Rises.
07:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ross.
07:24I know, we get it.
07:25I know it's a Superman.
07:26The Batman.
07:27Yeah.
07:28Lego Batman.
07:29For Christ's sakes, Ross,
07:30stop saying Batman.
07:31You know, grow up.
07:32Sometimes tell the kids that I'm Batman.
07:34Yeah, but you only say it once, right?
07:35Just at the start.
07:36Yeah, that's fine.
07:38You can hold one if you want.
07:40A bat?
07:42Yeah.
07:43Why would I want to hold a bat?
07:45He broke its wing.
07:46Good.
07:47So it can't fly and drink blood from a cow,
07:49or drink the blood from the neck of a woman,
07:51if it's Dracula.
07:52That's totally different.
07:53Okay.
07:54You know, a lot of the children,
07:55they're scared at first,
07:56but they get over it.
07:57Yeah, oh, I'll get over it.
07:58Yeah, fine.
07:59Yeah, hold your hands out then.
08:01No, like a book.
08:03Sorry.
08:04For some reason,
08:05I thought you meant like Jesus.
08:06Got any concerns,
08:07you can ask me a question.
08:08Yeah, okay.
08:09Could it give me rabies?
08:10No.
08:11Could it give me TB?
08:12No.
08:13Could it give me,
08:14I want to say botulism?
08:15No.
08:16Could it give me any,
08:17and I mean any form of AIDS?
08:19No.
08:20Will it bite me?
08:21No.
08:22Could it bite me?
08:23It's unlikely.
08:24Will it lick me?
08:25No.
08:26Could it lick me?
08:27In theory, yes.
08:28Is it tongue rough?
08:29No.
08:30Is it tongue hot?
08:31Honestly, I don't know.
08:32Is it heavy?
08:33No.
08:34Does it stink?
08:35No.
08:36Does it stink a little bit?
08:37Maybe.
08:38Will it do this?
08:39It won't do that.
08:40Um...
08:41Do you want to hold the bat?
08:42All right, all right.
08:43You hold the stick,
08:44I'll stroke the bird.
08:45What's his name?
08:46Kieran.
08:47What's your name?
08:48Kieran.
08:50I've got to go now, Kieran.
08:55Bye.
08:56Bye!
08:59Now, walls,
09:00not ice cream or sausages,
09:02but actual walls,
09:03I think would be a great topic
09:04for a documentary.
09:06The BBC wouldn't commission it
09:07because it doesn't have trans drug addicts,
09:08but as a topic for a phone-in,
09:10I think it would be second to none.
09:11What's your favourite wall?
09:12Dry stone?
09:14Post and rail?
09:16Partition?
09:17Load-bearing?
09:18Great of China?
09:19Wailing?
09:20Berlin?
09:22And Adrian's?
09:23What's your favourite type of wall?
09:24A crinkle-crankle wall.
09:26The shape of it provides lateral stability
09:28without the need for buttresses.
09:30Got it.
09:31So, why doesn't your girlfriend
09:33play badminton in Paris with you?
09:35Because I like to play squash.
09:37Look up crinkle-crankle wall.
09:45I think the tavern I'm supposed to be staying at
09:47is in that direction,
09:48but it's very hard to tell.
09:50Excuse me,
09:53I wonder if you could help me out.
09:55I'm trying to locate a pub,
09:58and I know it's over there,
10:00but everywhere looks the same.
10:01I've heard of going snow-blind,
10:02well, I think I'm going green-blind.
10:04Do you mind if I borrow your binoculars?
10:06Yeah.
10:08As in, yeah, I mind.
10:09What, so I can't borrow them?
10:11Well, I don't know you.
10:12Look, it's a personal item that I put on my face.
10:16Aha.
10:18And a man comes up to me,
10:20making noises,
10:21wanting to smear his eyes and fingers on them first.
10:23It's basic hygiene, mate.
10:32What an odd man.
10:35What a cross man.
10:39What a shit man.
10:41It's funny.
10:42If someone had done that to me in ordinary life,
10:44I'd follow them,
10:45wait until they were having a wee,
10:47and then push them over.
10:48But out here, in nature,
10:50it just didn't seem to matter.
10:52And whilst it's easy to get a bit lost
10:54if your phone dies
10:55because your assistant didn't charge it,
10:57the vantage point I reached
10:58revealed the quiet grandeur
11:00of the Derbyshire Hills.
11:01Each with its own story,
11:03its own history,
11:05and together an enduring testament
11:07to the power of nature
11:08to inspire and uplift.
11:10I told her to fucking charge it.
11:126pm,
11:13and with a slightly dirty bottom,
11:15I've reached the Hind and Harrow
11:17in Upper Booth,
11:18my digs for the night.
11:20Step through this door
11:21and you step back in time.
11:24The unisex toilets
11:25and genderfluid bar staff,
11:27the alcohol-free gin,
11:29baffling,
11:30and generally humorless attitude
11:32of the clientele
11:33are all very well for a city bar.
11:35But if you want to knees up
11:36round the old Joanna,
11:37don't go there.
11:38Hear, hear.
11:39Give me a warm fire,
11:42warm beer,
11:43the warm smell of dog
11:44and a warm welcome
11:45from the regulars.
11:46Trevor here has offered
11:47to buy a pint
11:48for this weary traveller.
11:50Sadly, in a city bar,
11:51the offer of a free drink
11:52would come with the subtext of sex.
11:54But here,
11:55it's just two regular fellas
11:57having a chin mug over a pint.
11:58Same again, Trevor.
11:59Why not?
12:00Trevor here is an amateur historian
12:03and I believe this place
12:05was once a popular haunt
12:06for highwaymen.
12:07Oh, very much so.
12:08There were rich pickings
12:09along these roads
12:10for the unscrupulous thief.
12:12It's incredible, isn't it,
12:13that someone looking for people
12:15with a few bob
12:16would come to what is effectively Derby.
12:18Yeah, the Peak District
12:19is steeped in stories,
12:21myths and monsters.
12:23Legend has it
12:24that the spirits come out at night.
12:26And that's not just Bill
12:28when he starts on the gin.
12:30Despite a habit
12:31of passing off pre-prepared sentences
12:33as spontaneous thought,
12:34Trevor proved to be genial company.
12:36There you go.
12:37Keep the change.
12:38Oh, thanks.
12:39Right, how much was it?
12:4010.80.
12:41He gave me 20.
12:42Oh.
12:43Er...
12:44Don't worry about it.
12:45Do you know what?
12:46Keep it.
12:47Yeah.
12:48Right, you could do a lot worse
12:49and stay here.
12:50A tavern like this
12:51would be beyond the means
12:52of most travellers.
12:53Many would stay in a bothy.
12:55That's a stone hut
12:57without warmth, light or comfort.
13:00Reminds me of living with the ex-wife.
13:02Ha ha ha.
13:03Yes.
13:04My ex-wife kept a good home.
13:05She was just emotionally toxic.
13:07I could cheese and onion crisps.
13:09Oh, yes.
13:10A bothy is not of the calibre
13:11of a place you'd find on Airbnb.
13:13Yeah.
13:14Although some of those aren't
13:15all they're cracked up to be.
13:16I once stayed at an Airbnb
13:17that had no knives.
13:18Spent all evening
13:19trying to cut up lamb chops
13:21with the side of a spoon.
13:22My God, I gave it a bad review.
13:24And the next day they texted me
13:25saying there's a tray
13:26of knives under the bed.
13:27And I'm supposed to know.
13:28Er, it's £1.10 for crisps.
13:30Right.
13:31Er...
13:32Haven't got the 10p.
13:34They're £1.10 though,
13:35that's the thing.
13:36Okay, erm...
13:37Right.
13:38Oh, it's £5 minimum car payment.
13:40Okay, well...
13:42I mean, it's 10p.
13:43I can just put them back.
13:45Okay, fine.
13:48And are the bar staff
13:50normally this friendly?
13:51Is this still about the crisps?
13:52I find it incredible
13:53that you were gifted
13:54nearly £10
13:55and you act like nothing happened.
13:57I said thank you.
13:58Yeah, when I needed a favour
13:59I get zilch.
14:00You want me to pay
14:01for your crisps
14:02with my money?
14:0310p out of the £9.20
14:05I gave you.
14:06Yeah, gave.
14:07It belongs to me.
14:08Sir, money them tips.
14:09Sorry.
14:10Don't remember asking you.
14:11Do you know how much
14:12your barmaid earned?
14:13She's got three kids to support.
14:14I've got three grandchildren to support
14:16and she's taken the Christmas money.
14:18Yeah?
14:19You want to play that game?
14:20You give them three quid each?
14:21It's a WH Smith gift token.
14:23Three quid?
14:24Yeah, you can get a couple of pencils for that.
14:26After a frank exchange of views
14:28I enjoyed an early night.
14:30Albeit with an open penknife in my hand.
14:37Day two of my mental health hike
14:39in the Peak District
14:41and today I'll be scaling its highest hill
14:43Kinderscout.
14:46Sometimes think about how my life
14:48might have turned out
14:50had I taken a different path.
14:54I can imagine myself up here
14:56up here as a shepherd
14:58perhaps dressed in a
15:01woolen jerkin
15:03salvaged from the carcass of a dead sheep
15:06because I wouldn't want to waste the wool.
15:09A woolen hat
15:11trousers
15:13also made of wool
15:14and perhaps some sheepskin boots
15:17taken from a different part of the sheep
15:20so that I would be dressed
15:23almost completely
15:25not as a sheep
15:27not as a sheep
15:28but in sheep.
15:29Those clouds look a bit like sheep.
15:35God, I'm bored.
15:38The last time I came to the Peak District
15:40was as a presenter of Tea Time magazine show
15:42This Time
15:43where I reported on blacksmith Ron Eccles' fight
15:45to keep his ancient craft alive.
15:48There's something wonderfully elemental
15:49about watching a blacksmith at work
15:52if you see Sean Bean or Liam Neeson
15:55hammering an anvil in a drama
15:56you know you're in for a treat
15:57even on ITV
15:58but traditional craftsmanship
16:00is something that we don't see very often.
16:02Now everything's done for you.
16:04We're losing the skills
16:05that have been handed down to us over centuries
16:08and I tell you
16:09once it's gone
16:10it's gone.
16:11Yeah, you see these people don't you
16:12queuing round the block
16:13for the latest trainers
16:14or working in an Apple store
16:16and yet if Britain came under a cyber attack
16:18from China
16:19the EU
16:20or Ireland
16:21you think they would come a cropper?
16:22They'd starve to death.
16:23Yeah, good.
16:24I thought a blacksmith would be more like Liam Neeson
16:26but you're quite chatty aren't you?
16:28So are you.
16:29Yeah, well the survivors are going to need someone
16:31to man the airwaves.
16:32I'm Alan Partridge.
16:33Don't forget
16:34if a relative or loved one has just died
16:36to burn the corpse immediately
16:38before decomposition
16:39because if those maggots
16:40hatch into blue bottles
16:41and the plague becomes airborne
16:43then we're all for it.
16:44This is Shania Twain
16:46and you're still the one I want.
16:47I wonder if she made it.
16:48I believe she had a ranch with some horses.
16:50I'm sure she'll be fine.
16:51But even without a primetime TV show
16:54there's always the chance to meet new people
16:56and learn new skills.
16:57This morning I've happened across a farmer
17:00who spent the last half hour telling me about
17:02the ancient craft of sheep herding
17:04which he says takes decades to master.
17:07So it's settled, steady and what?
17:09Come by.
17:10Got it. Give me the whistle.
17:11Come by.
17:14Come by.
17:15Walk on.
17:20Have you done this before?
17:21No.
17:22Walk on.
17:24Steady.
17:25Steady.
17:26Walk on.
17:27Are you sure you've never done this before?
17:29Yep.
17:30Steady.
17:31There we go.
17:32OK.
17:33Settle, settle, settle.
17:34Very good.
17:35I found that quite easy.
17:37Really?
17:38Yeah.
17:39Do you ever use any part-time herders or shepherds?
17:43You know?
17:44Yeah, if you've got a day off or something, you know,
17:47I can just talk more about it later.
17:50Yeah, yeah.
17:51Yeah, I found that quite easy.
17:53A fun morning.
17:55And while I was later upbraided for strapping a camera to a sheep,
17:58as far as I could tell, the sheep liked it.
18:03I'm walking along a sheep trail as opposed to a human path.
18:07I think it was a Chinese man who once said,
18:09if you follow in the footsteps of a sheep,
18:11eventually it will lead you to a sheep.
18:14A Chinese man said that to me outside the O2,
18:19after a Coldplay concert.
18:21And he had a camper van.
18:23Asked me to pop inside.
18:25Er, popped inside.
18:27Erm, and then immediately regretted it, because...
18:31In the old days of my soul.
18:32No for all the songs.
18:41Jesus, my soul, Lord, for all the souls.
18:54Young, joyless and desolate, forgetl.
19:08But forever and all, whom I only give you.
19:30What the hell is this?
19:32Oh, hello.
19:33This is choirmaster Robin Gaskell.
19:36He and his youth choir dressed as businessmen have come to this cave to take advantage of its incredible acoustics and because the church they normally sing in is having its pews and needles wiped clean.
19:46When I heard that singing, I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. I mean, I'm glad I haven't.
19:51And I'm sure you've got a few more years left in you.
19:53Yeah, I hope so. And so have you because you're not that young either.
19:56And besides, a gypsy told me I was going to live till I was 90.
19:59Really?
20:00Yes, and she was right about my wife cheating on me.
20:03You must be proud as punch of this lot.
20:06Mm-hmm.
20:07Well, you should tell them then. They could be out there sniffing glue, but they're not.
20:11I mean, they might do later, but right now they're here lifting people's spirits.
20:14They certainly lifted mine because I didn't have a very nice breakfast.
20:19And, erm...
20:21And all the parents, they know you bring their kids here?
20:24Yes.
20:25Yeah, good.
20:29When people talk about Stonehenge as if it's the only henge, I allow myself a quiet chuckle.
20:35I mean, throw a stick in Derbyshire and you hit a henge.
20:39I won't throw a stick at a goat.
20:41Excuse me!
20:42What?
20:43Can you... Can you help?
20:44Oh!
20:45OK, my name's Alan. What's your name?
20:47Jeff.
20:48Jeff. Am I all right to call you Jeff, Jeff?
20:50Yeah.
20:51Thanks, Jeff.
20:52Are you a paramedic?
20:53I'm not a paramedic, but I'm using the intonation of a paramedic.
20:55Is that OK, Jeff?
20:56Er...
20:57Thanks, Jeff.
20:58I've broken my leg.
20:59Hey, hey, hey, look at me. No one's broken any legs, all right?
21:01No, I have, look.
21:02Ooh, that's a broken leg.
21:04Jeff, I want you to look at me.
21:06Whatever you do, keep your head as still as possible.
21:09Why, do you think I've broken my neck?
21:10No, no, you've got a nugget of sheep shit by your ear.
21:12Right, let's take a look.
21:13Pulse, good.
21:15Temp, good.
21:16Open mouth.
21:17Mouth, good.
21:18Say R.
21:19R.
21:20R, good.
21:21Stick your tongue out.
21:22Bit further, bit further.
21:23Fucking hell, you've got a long tongue.
21:25How many fingers am I holding up?
21:27Two.
21:28Four.
21:29Two.
21:30One.
21:31Shit, I've just given you my pen number.
21:32Can you call Mountain Rescue?
21:33Here, use my Blue Harbour gilet as a cushion.
21:36Oh!
21:37And you can use my fleece, also Blue Harbour, as a blanket.
21:41There we go.
21:42You look like you've got four arms now.
21:44In case you lack energy, I've stripped a Kit Kat to the waist, placed into the palm of your hands.
21:50If you can't chew it, suck it.
21:52If you need more energy, take your trousers off and suck him some more.
21:55And you wouldn't know it because of how helpful I'm being, but just to confirm, I think you and I both know that you're the person who wouldn't lend me the binoculars yesterday.
22:06It wasn't anything personal, I just have an anxiety regarding my face and hand.
22:11No, I don't hold a grudge, I don't hold a grudge.
22:14Pardon?
22:15I didn't say anything.
22:16I thought I had a thank you.
22:17If I'd known it was you, I would have lent you my binoculars.
22:20Why, because celebrities don't have dirty eyes?
22:23I'll leave you with that, Geoff.
22:25This is when a proper hiking shoe is essential.
22:28If I was wearing a fashion trainer, I wouldn't be as half as able to gallop as I am here.
22:35I'm zig-zagging to minimise the downward trajectory.
22:45So it's just...
22:47Recovered!
22:49Recovered!
22:50Nice one, Alan.
22:55Which service do you require?
22:57Helicopter, please.
22:58Injured man located.
22:59Is this an ambulance you need?
23:01A flying one, yes.
23:02Where are you?
23:03Peak District National Park, two clicks north of Castleton.
23:07That's Castleton, Charlie, Alpha, Sausage, Tango, Lima.
23:12Right, I've got it. Can you tell me exactly what happened?
23:15I can, but I've just realised I used the word sausage instead of Sierra
23:18for the phonetic alphabet, but that's because I'm hungry and I had sausage for breakfast.
23:22Just in the helicopter, scramble, scramble.
23:24Sorry, I'm thinking about breakfast again.
23:26I injured my knee playing rugby, she was my physio.
23:30Yeah, my girlfriend's in Paris and my best friend.
23:32Oh, well.
23:34No, it's fine.
23:35They play badminton together and they've never played on any French courts before, so I think
23:40they wanted to go over and check out a few of those.
23:42You want some water, Walter?
23:43No, you're all right.
23:44It's just the hygiene thing again.
23:46Like with the binoculars yesterday.
23:48You knew how many germs were in your saliva.
23:50I don't dribble down the spout when I drink from it.
23:52If your lips have touched it, your saliva will be in it.
23:54Yes, but not sufficient to carry a viral load.
23:57Oh, right, okay, so I must have imagined the Covid epidemic that killed over 7 million people.
24:01You've got more chance of catching germs when you touch a doorknob, but I'll bet you still do that.
24:05Touching a doorknob is unavoidable risk. Sharing a bottle is not.
24:08I'm doing a documentary on mental health, but I'll tell you something, mate, you're potty.
24:11French badminton courts are no different to British ones.
24:13A badminton court is a badminton court.
24:18I don't accept that.
24:29Patients this way.
24:31I want to throw a few dives.
24:32They're going to come with an EC-15 or an AS-355.
24:35355, where is he?
24:37I can tell that by the lack of vertical stabiliser on the tailbone,
24:40which means it will struggle with crosswind.
24:42Patients this way.
24:43But on the plus side, much more aerodynamic.
24:46But you'll know that already.
24:49Did you know that already?
24:50Yes!
24:52And roughly when did it happen, Geoff?
24:54Patient was found at 1,400 hours.
24:56About 2 o'clock, Geoff.
24:57Yeah, I think so, yeah.
24:58Kept the patient still.
24:59Administered two fingers of a chocolate wafer bar.
25:01Orally.
25:02And have you been sick, Geoff?
25:03No, I didn't think so.
25:04Cream of chicken soup.
25:05Administered for hydration.
25:06Patient was unreceptive.
25:07OK.
25:08We're going to get you out of here.
25:09Geoff, get you on a stretcher, all right?
25:10OK.
25:11Get him on the whirlybird.
25:12Releasing Blue Harbour.
25:131, 2, 3.
25:14It's funny.
25:15I came to the great outdoors to fix a head.
25:17I left having fixed a leg.
25:19Although I'm told the chap will need to use a cane.
25:21And of course we couldn't do what we do if it weren't for the help of ordinary people
25:27doing extraordinary things.
25:29And that's why we award Citizen Bravery Awards.
25:30And that's why we award Citizen Bravery Awards.
25:31First, Daniel Allison.
25:32In January, Daniel's dad had a heart attack.
25:36Daniel managed to perform CPR whilst waiting for the air ambulance.
25:42Daniel.
25:44APPLAUSE
25:45Next, Alan Partridge.
25:47Just this month, Alan ran for half a mile to Call Mountain Rescue after finding an
25:49injury.
25:50That's why we award Citizen Bravery Awards.
25:51That's why we award Citizen Bravery Awards.
25:52First, Daniel Allison.
25:53In January, Daniel's dad had a heart attack.
25:55Daniel managed to perform CPR whilst waiting for the air ambulance.
25:59Next, Alan Partridge.
26:08Just this month, Alan ran for half a mile to Call Mountain Rescue after finding an injured
26:14hiker.
26:15Alan.
26:28Members of the press, Lord Mayor Robert, Lady Mary Janine, and our WPC lady here.
26:38People ask me, why is Britain great?
26:41I tell them, it's the heroes.
26:44Me, I am not a hero.
26:48Any big strong man would have done what I did.
26:51The real heroes are the brave men and women of Mountain Rescue and their patron, His Royal
26:57Highness, the Prince of Wales, himself a former helicopter rescue man.
27:01I know Prince Andrew also takes an interest, having once been a helicopter pilot himself,
27:07although he takes more of a backseat role these days.
27:10Still, a consummate pilot.
27:13He knows how to handle an unruly bird even when taking heavy flack during turbulence.
27:18The trick is to get as far away from the storm as possible.
27:21I'm sorry about that.
27:23Someone said that would be funny.
27:24I don't think it is.
27:25I think it's awful what he did.
27:27That simply salutes a gifted pilot and a world-class trade envoy.
27:32His friendship with a rich, dead, bad man notwithstanding.
27:37As for Geoff, the chap whose life I saved, it's funny.
27:41He thinks I helped him, but he's healed something in me.
27:46So I don't want to hear any more of this Alan Partridge is a hero.
27:51Alan Partridge puts his life on the line nonsense.
27:56They're just empty words.
27:58The words that really meant something aren't on a certificate.
28:01They come from my ten-year-old godson, Chris Tarver,
28:04who, when asked what he wanted to be when he grew up, said,
28:07I want to be like Alan, a hero.
28:10His dad said to him,
28:11But I only told you Alan had found an injured man.
28:14You didn't hear the end of the story.
28:16I didn't need to, replied the boy,
28:19because I knew as soon as Alan found him...
28:27Because I knew as soon as Alan found him,
28:29he was going to be all right.
28:38I want this helicopter.
28:40And if you're feeling kind of sad,
28:47come over to my house.
28:49I'll make you some chicken soup,
28:52and I'll be asking these simple questions.
28:56How are you?
28:58How am I?
28:59How is he?
29:01How is she?
29:03How are they?
29:05How?
29:10How are we?
29:13How's I?
29:18How are we?
29:20How are we in a death bed?
29:21How is it?
29:23How is it?
29:24How is it?
29:26How what happened?
29:28How is it done?
29:29How many times it was?
29:30How many times we just got involved in a Jadi Milton's story.
29:32What's it here about in theantis research system?
29:33First of the welche,
29:35if people remember,
29:35we post the family
29:37and have with the family
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