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00:30Oh, Cain. Quick question. Driving with a broken wing mirror, is that properly illegal or just frowned upon?
00:38It's illegal.
00:39Right, well, you're gonna have to fix Matt's car today, then, cos I promised Moses I'd take him out later.
00:43See these two cars?
00:45Yeah, what about them?
00:46Their owners actually bother to book them in. And when they're done, more will come along.
00:51Okay, well, that's why I'm gonna let you get cracking.
00:52No, no, no, can they?
00:54Cain, please!
00:55Charity, I've got enough going on. What, we're running the farm and this place and plus my alarm didn't go
00:59off this morning.
01:00Well, he's probably too scared to wake you the mood you're in.
01:02You haven't got to work with him. Right, can you two just pack it in?
01:10Oh, right, not getting that, are you?
01:11No, because it's probably Matty, Mackenzie or Ross with some stupid question a toddler could answer.
01:16All right, I think we get it. You've got a lot on your plate right now.
01:19Including Moira.
01:21I take it there's no news.
01:23Oi! Cain!
01:25I reckon we need a word.
01:27Is the day I wind up?
01:28Heads up, mate. You might want to pick a different day.
01:31No, I don't think so.
01:32You know, he's had Sarah nicking cars with him.
01:35He's had Sarah doing what now?
01:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:39Like, drip means stylish.
01:42Kyle told us. Arm drip, basically.
01:45So what's fire, then?
01:47Well, fire's mint.
01:48Like, more general.
01:50So, like, as a grandma, I'm fire.
01:53Is there anything you're not good at?
01:54No.
01:55Yeah, well enough Gen Z slang.
01:58I could have sworn you two were due at work.
02:01No, no.
02:02Not for another two minutes.
02:04Well, you're going to make it up there in that time, are you?
02:06Well, we will if you give her a lift.
02:07It means that we won't be late two days on the balance.
02:09I don't think so.
02:10Oh, come on, we're not exactly in any rush to get out there anyway.
02:12After that manual handling course yesterday.
02:15Yeah, I'm a boss that was a bit lame.
02:17In fact, I hated yesterday.
02:20Did you know?
02:21Yeah.
02:25Is Eric around?
02:26Er, no, he's just dipped out for five.
02:29I was just wondering if he's seen Jacob.
02:31Everything okay?
02:33No, not really.
02:34Er, we fell out about something.
02:36He left before I got up and now he's not answering his phone.
02:39Aw, keep your chin up, eh?
02:40Jacob can't be mad about something for too long.
02:43He's big softie, isn't he?
02:44Hope so.
02:45Well, if you see him, erm, I'll get him to give you a call.
02:48Promise.
02:48Thanks.
02:50Oh, come on, yous two.
02:51Get your backsides up to the depot, will you?
02:53Yeah.
02:53Okay, okay, we're going.
02:58Maybe we should catch up about that thing.
03:00I'll come and find you in your office, yeah?
03:02Yeah.
03:03Sure.
03:06Seriously, how irresponsible are you?
03:08She's meant to be a mother in a couple of weeks.
03:10It's meant to be.
03:11This isn't a sale or return type situation.
03:13Right, well, tell him that then,
03:14cos he's the one who could have got Sarah locked up.
03:15I mean, come on.
03:17Your own granddaughter!
03:18Bro, why?
03:19You know, she nearly stole my boss's car yesterday.
03:22What?!
03:22That's nothing to do with me.
03:24Still, it's you that's got her nicking cars in the first place.
03:26I tried talking her out of it.
03:28And all that stuff she told me about you being desperate for cash was lies, was it?
03:32Although, why you'd need your granddaughter to help bail you out, I haven't a clue.
03:35You're supposed to be Cain Dingle, aren't you?
03:36I swear, if you don't get out of my face...
03:38Just cool it, mate, yeah?
03:40He's...
03:41He's doing his badass thing, I think.
03:43Come on, you're not defending him.
03:44No, no.
03:45I'm thinking your nose looks pretty in the middle of your face,
03:47and it'd be a shame to let him rearrange it.
03:48Tammy's right, okay?
03:50Let's not do anything silly, and that's what we'd regret.
03:54What's the point?
03:55Good lad.
03:55Right, take him to the caf, get someone on me, and I'll follow you down there when I've sorted this.
04:06Well?
04:08Look, isn't it bad enough that Kyle and Isaac don't have Moira right now?
04:12Or were you hoping that Sarah'd keep her company on the inside?
04:14Right, I didn't want Sarah involved.
04:18But she's just...
04:19She wouldn't take no for her answer.
04:21She just kept badgering me.
04:22And you couldn't tell her no?
04:23What were you being such a soft touch?
04:26You know, Mac's not been paid yet.
04:28Are things really that grim up at the farm?
04:31You mean am I scared I might lose it?
04:33Yeah.
04:33And it's not just about struggling to pay the lad's wages.
04:37The whole herd, they might have TB and we're just hemorrhaging cash.
04:41Still involving Sarah.
04:43Didn't let her take any risks.
04:44Oh, come on!
04:45We both know that's a load of bull.
04:48You were the one pushing this whole surrogacy thing in the first place.
04:53Adamant, Sarah deserved a chance.
04:54And then you go and do something like this.
04:55Cain, it doesn't make any sense.
04:59Hey, how are you doing?
05:00How's Noel doing?
05:01Yeah, better than yesterday, thanks.
05:02Oh, good. Glad to hear it.
05:04Keep an eye on her for the next few days, won't you?
05:06Yeah, of course.
05:08With her not remembering the accident,
05:10do you think the fall might have given her some long-term damage?
05:14Er, well, that was partly my concern, yes,
05:16but I was also worried why she fell in the first place.
05:18But not any more, thankfully.
05:20Your mum does remember why she fell.
05:21She told me.
05:23What? What did she say?
05:24It seems she fell over some of Dottie's toys.
05:27Classic.
05:29Oh, right.
05:30Yeah.
05:32Listen, being a mum is pretty relentless,
05:34so it'd be good if you could try and muck in occasionally.
05:37Yeah, yeah, of course.
05:39You don't need to be worried, what happened again?
05:41Great.
05:47I'm too snowed under to go through your proposals
05:50for the research paper today.
05:51I'm going to need to do it tomorrow.
05:54Excuse me.
05:56Sorry, erm, what was that?
05:58Tomorrow.
05:59I need you here to go through your proposals.
06:01I thought we were doing that today.
06:03And as I said, today's not going to work for me.
06:06But I've got coursework I need to get in tomorrow.
06:07Jacob, I am giving you the opportunity to work with me
06:11on a potentially important piece of research.
06:14And not all mentors afford their students that privilege.
06:17I realise that.
06:18And I'm grateful, but, look, I can't just ignore my coursework.
06:22I don't want my tutors to think I'm slacky.
06:24I want to do a decent job of it.
06:26And I'm sure you will.
06:27Bright young thing like you.
06:29Right.
06:30For fear of repeating myself.
06:32I am working you hard because I see potential in you.
06:35I need a serious commitment here.
06:38That's what this mentoring programme is all about.
06:40Yeah, I understand that.
06:42I'll be here tomorrow.
06:44Pleased to hear it.
06:46Only me!
06:48Laurel?
06:50She's upstairs sleeping.
06:51Would you stop yelling?
06:53Alright, it's alright.
06:56What do you want anyways?
06:58I've, er, brought her some chocolate and magazines.
07:01Felt guilty after what Manpreet said.
07:03Right, just leave them there and I'll give them to her later.
07:07Speaking of guilty,
07:09why did you react like that earlier with Manpreet?
07:13What are you on about?
07:15When she said she knew why Laurel had fallen,
07:17you went all weird, full on panicky.
07:21No, I didn't.
07:22Yes, you did.
07:23And you said that it wouldn't happen again.
07:25Which is also very weird.
07:29Are you still here?
07:30Arthur!
07:33Did you push her?
07:38Oh, my apologies.
07:40Didn't realise I was interrupting playtime.
07:43Oh, I mean...
07:45I'm up for being playful if you are.
07:48How about bossy secretary and powerless depot manager?
07:56Honey, it was me thinking that you were coming to tell me
07:58that yesterday was just a one-off.
08:00What, you thought I wanted to see it to bin you off?
08:02Well, I mean, the thought did cross my mind.
08:05Especially after what you were saying at the shop and...
08:07Well, I mean, you are married, if only technically.
08:10I was only messing around.
08:12I mean, maybe I should bin you off if I had any common sense.
08:16But...
08:16But I think you need somebody to give you a good, firm hand.
08:20And I don't see anybody else stepping up to the plate.
08:23Ah, no, listen.
08:24You do know that Caleb's going to be back here any minute.
08:26No, he hasn't actually.
08:28Fair.
08:28Managed to put a fake meeting in his diary.
08:31Think he should be...
08:33Arriving in Wakefield.
08:35Hang on.
08:36What?
08:37How have you logged on there?
08:38Have you...
08:38Do you know my password?
08:40Oh, please.
08:41Loosen up.
08:41I am practically offering meself to you here.
08:44Sorry.
08:44Yeah.
08:45No, carry on.
08:46No, it doesn't matter.
08:47You've killed the mood now.
08:48And it doesn't help that I can't actually say anything in these.
08:51How strong is this prescription?
08:52I look like a human blob.
08:53I don't know.
08:54The Keith's from packing.
08:56He left him here last night by mistake.
08:59Wow.
08:59Okay, well.
09:00I feel like a right idiot.
09:01And...
09:02I've actually...
09:03Hurt my eyes.
09:04Oh.
09:05Well.
09:05That's a shame because I was, er...
09:09Just...
09:09Warming to the idea.
09:11What?
09:12Me and Keith's glasses?
09:17Split me-ish.
09:23So, you're not gonna say anything?
09:26Alright, you've lost a plot.
09:27Does that do you?
09:28Why don't you just look me in the eyes and tell me that you didn't do it then?
09:31Well, I shouldn't have to.
09:32I'm worried that you're gonna give yourself away more like.
09:35So what?
09:35I'm some kind of violent thug all of a sudden.
09:37Arthur, you're not the person that you used to be.
09:40You used to care about this family, you just don't anymore.
09:43You're just...
09:44Angry all the time.
09:45Plus, you stole Ray's bag of drug money, so that was a pretty dodge.
09:48So yeah, I wouldn't put any of this past you.
09:51What's this?
09:53Nothing.
09:53Gabby's just being stupid.
09:55It's hardly nothing.
09:58Your accident...
10:00I'm worried that Arthur caused it.
10:05Yeah.
10:10Only, mate.
10:16Just thought I'd, er...
10:18Swing by.
10:19Check in.
10:21Hate that phrase.
10:21Yeah, me too.
10:25Only, Chas told me, well, Charity told Chas, that...
10:31...you and Sarah had been...
10:33...stealing cars.
10:34Did you?
10:39Anyway, I'm no psychologist, obviously.
10:42No, you've been asked to stick your nose in.
10:44I just wondered if...
10:46...involving Sarah in something so...
10:49...utterly reckless might indicate that you're not really coping with keeping your diagnosis secret.
11:01Holy shit.
11:04Help me for you.
11:04Tell my hands how cute.
11:08Just think about it.
11:09He's been fussing round you, ever since it happened.
11:11I mean, shopping.
11:12Offering to make you tea.
11:13Well, yeah, because I wanted help.
11:14Yeah, since when have you wanted to be helpful?
11:17He was being a right pain in the backside before your accident.
11:19He was lazy, mouthy, entitled.
11:22All right, get lost.
11:23And you should have seen how he was in the shop.
11:25All red-faced and agitated when Manpreet said that you'd told her how you'd fallen.
11:29What did Manpreet say?
11:30Well, she explained that you'd told her that you'd tripped over Dottie's toys that she'd left out.
11:35What, and you don't believe me? You think that Arthur pushed me on purpose?
11:38I mean, I can't prove it, but like I say, it's just how he's been acting.
11:41And I know that you two have been having some fallings out lately.
11:44Yeah, like families everywhere.
11:46Yeah, exactly.
11:48You know I'd never hurt your mum.
11:51Yeah, yeah, of course I do.
11:54Gabby, you're wrong. I remember exactly what happened.
11:57I tripped over some of Dottie's toys.
12:00Why didn't you just tell us that then?
12:02Because I didn't want Dottie to feel responsible.
12:04And I felt silly for making a fuss and embarrassed because I can't keep on top of the house.
12:08But you're right. I should have been honest.
12:11Why do I not feel convinced?
12:13Oh, I don't know. But I'm telling the truth.
12:17Are you?
12:17Look, I appreciate you looking out for me, but it was just a silly accident. Simple as that.
12:23Yeah, but Laurel...
12:24Gabby, you either accept my version of events or you're calling me a liar.
12:31Okay?
12:33Okay, I've got it wrong then. I'm sorry.
12:41Call me a boring goody-two-shoes, but surely there's better outlets for dealing with the fact that you've got
12:47cancer that you won't tell your wife about.
12:50Like, erm, going to some support group where everybody hugs each other and uses words like journey.
12:57I'd rather eat glass.
12:59Come on, mate. This stealing spree of yours is basically a cry for help.
13:03No, it's a way of getting hold of cash. Fast.
13:07Why does everybody assume that everything I do nowadays is because of cancer?
13:11I think probably because you're making some stupid, reckless decisions.
13:22I realise the timing is far from ideal, but that's just how life is sometimes, isn't it?
13:29The fact remains Moira would want to know, support you, just like the rest of your family would.
13:39I also realise that Moira's probably the only one that could talk any sense into you.
13:48King?
13:53Sorry, are you still there? I'd stop listening as you go.
14:05For the priceless words of wisdom.
14:16Kerry?
14:17Hey.
14:17I thought we were walking down together.
14:19Oh, no, I know it was meant to be, but, er, Jay pulled us about another job. Worse luck.
14:23What, again? He pulled you in yesterday to have a go, yeah?
14:25Are you sure he's not taking the mick?
14:27Yeah, it was a bit awkward, but what can I do?
14:30Not got any friends, has he? And, er, likes to tell himself that we're mates and we have bants.
14:34Oh.
14:36That's almost sad.
14:37It is, but it's also needy and pathetic.
14:40You know, just keep an eye on him, because if he keeps pushing his luck, singling you out, you can
14:43get him done for workplace bullying.
14:44Which I would. In a flash. No fear.
14:47Right. Do you want to see him again?
14:49Oh.
14:49Yeah, cheers, Kerry.
14:51I'll make the afternoon go quicker.
14:55Are all the digs really necessary?
14:58Well, yeah, because if I stop giving you a stick and talking about you behind your back, they're gonna think
15:03something's up.
15:04All right. Stank me off a lot, do you?
15:06What are you two whispering about?
15:08Nothing. Just talking about work at normal volume to me boss.
15:12All right. Sorry for asking. What are you having?
15:14Er, two vodka and sodas please, and a non-alcoholic beer.
15:19Right. Just give me a sec.
15:20I'll get my own then.
15:21Well, I can't show a favouritism, boss.
15:24Or even keep it civilised, apparently.
15:27Do us a favour, will you tell Charity to bring them over?
15:30I'll, er, be over there with me mates moaning about you.
15:41Hey.
15:43Hiya.
15:47I must have called you, like, ten times.
15:51I thought your phone had packed in.
15:54I was still mad with you.
15:56I couldn't face another argument.
15:59Look, I don't want to argue with you.
16:01We've got a baby on the way, we need to be on the same side.
16:04Yeah, you could keep something this big from me.
16:07Speaking of the baby, look what arrived.
16:13The breasts probably ordered.
16:15Once the meds kick in, I can start expressing small amounts and then hopefully build up enough for when she
16:21arrives.
16:23I mean, I can see how much it means to you.
16:26Yeah, well, I want to be able to do everything I can for her.
16:29You care so much.
16:31You want to be this amazing mum, but the next minute you do something totally stupid.
16:35Yeah, not for a laugh, Jacob, because he needs help with the farm, he needs cash, he is desperate.
16:38It doesn't justify him dragging you down with him.
16:42He didn't even apologise.
16:44He looked more like he was going to punch me, in fact.
16:46Hang on, you had a go at him.
16:48What, you expecting me to just leave it?
16:50Not even tackle him about it?
16:52Like, he's not got enough going on already.
16:53Kane is the one in the wrong here.
16:55Ask Charity, she backed me up.
16:57Hang on, you both laid into him.
16:59Oh, brilliant.
17:01Jacob, you don't even know the full story.
17:02Right, so tell me then.
17:04I would if I could, I promise, but I...
17:07But what?
17:09It's complicated.
17:12I need to see you go and pee, I'll see you later.
17:17Can you believe the nerve of her?
17:19Making something like that up?
17:23Some sister, eh?
17:25What type of guy does she think I am?
17:28I mean, you told her what happened and she still tried to make you change her story.
17:32I know.
17:33Cos, you said you totally remember what happened, right?
17:38It's not like you just invented something just to get her off your case.
17:41Yeah, that's right.
17:42I mean, it doesn't make sense, does it?
17:45Well, thanks for sticking up for me, by the way.
17:48It's all right, love.
17:50She still didn't want to believe you though, did she?
17:52Do you know what?
17:52Let's just drop it.
17:54Gabby was just concerned.
17:56She's apologised so we don't have to keep going over it.
17:59Oh, yeah, if that's what you want.
18:01Yeah, it is.
18:10All right?
18:11Ah, Kerry, come in.
18:12Close the door, will you?
18:15If this is about you getting your hands on the good stuff, then I literally have had zero time to
18:20do any work today.
18:20Just what every boss wants to hear.
18:23No, look.
18:25What was all that in the pub earlier?
18:28You know, you going to town, slating me.
18:30Oh, that?
18:31Well, just Billy thinks you're bullying us.
18:33Singling us out for unfair treatment.
18:35What?
18:36Well, I hope you told him I'm not.
18:38No, I thanked him for having me back.
18:40I don't believe this.
18:41What can you not see?
18:43It's like the perfect cover.
18:44Nobody's going to suspect anything's going on.
18:46Yeah, because they think I'm the baddie.
18:48I mean, you and Eric, you're not even a proper, actual couple.
18:53Is there any need for all this secrecy?
18:55Well, apart from the fact that I would never live it down if everyone knew the truth.
18:59Oh, right, thanks.
19:00I'm joking.
19:03Look.
19:05In private, it can be whatever tickles your pickle.
19:09But in public, I think you just have to be my irritating boss.
19:14Because?
19:16Because...
19:16I don't want to risk Eric feeling abandoned or humiliated.
19:21I really care about him.
19:22Janie's been very good to me.
19:24Whereas in my experience, he's generally been cranky and rude.
19:27Yeah, well, if you knew him like I did, you would know that that is all a front.
19:31Being a grumpy git, it's just...it's just his armour.
19:35Really?
19:36And also...
19:38I used to know this really sweet old guy who had Parkinson's when I was at my bed sitting.
19:43He didn't have anybody around him to help him.
19:45And I was too potless to do anything and it was just really sad.
19:48You know, I think we're getting a little bit off topic.
19:50No, we're not.
19:51My point is...
19:55I don't want Eric to feel like I'm going to drop him like a hot potato just because I'm getting
19:59it on with you.
20:01That's the deal.
20:03You take it or leave it.
20:08Hey.
20:09Alright?
20:12Erm, Jacob said he saw you.
20:15I got the sense that he said some stuff that wound you up.
20:20Well, you can't blame me for looking out for you.
20:22Yeah, but I didn't know who was going to do that though.
20:24Give you agro and upset you.
20:27What, Jacob?
20:28Yeah, and he said Grand chipped in too.
20:30Said he thought you were going to blow but obviously I'm the only one who knows what pressure you're under.
20:34What, are you serious?
20:36So what are you saying because I've got cancer that I can't hold my own against someone like Jacob so
20:40I'm going to need you to fight my battles for me?
20:42No, I didn't mean that.
20:43So what did you mean?
20:44Because the day a soft lad like Jacob gets the better of me than I really am done for.
20:48Don't you dare make fun of my husband.
20:49Do you know what, I've also had Liam round here banging on about how I'm not coping and just asking
20:53me loads of questions.
20:54Yes, because we care about you.
20:55So stop tiptoeing around me and patronising me.
20:57Right, so tell me what you want me to do then.
20:59Why don't you just back off and leave me alone?
21:04You realise I wanted in all those cars because I'm the only person that knows what you're going through.
21:08Who gets that you can't do it on your own. It's nice to know that this is how you say
21:11thanks.
21:13Are we finished with the lecture?
21:14No actually.
21:15Have you ever thought about why I'm the only person in the family that knows about your cancer?
21:20Because you're a coward.
21:21I'm not a coward.
21:22No.
21:23Then why haven't you told them you're ill?
21:24What, and have everyone react like you and Liam?
21:26Yes, if it means you'll stop taking all of your frustration out on me.
21:31Look, I am putting my marriage on the line here.
21:33I am lying to Jacob only to have you yell at me and blame me for everything.
21:38You need to sort this out now and talk tomorrow because I can't go on like this.
22:06You're a nerd.
22:12If I have no fear, I am saying goodbye.
22:12I missed worthless.
22:13Telling me you should do about what I have on your cuadernե отнош delegation.
22:14Just a few little teams said go there.
22:14You don't give up for this season?
22:16How is it disappearing?
22:17You have nothing to give up for you?
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