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Hollyoaks 14th October 2025
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00:01Yeah, it's five grand.
00:02We said ten!
00:03I've got a wedding to pay for.
00:04And I can take that problem off your hands with one word to Diane.
00:07You chose Tony and Nancy's side, even though they're the ones that cheated!
00:11And I thought I could handle you getting Mercedes pregnant, but now I'm just...
00:14It's here, or it's us.
00:17I love you, Tom. Please stay. For me.
00:30MUSIC CONTINUES
00:58I want the rest of my money by the end of the day, or I'm gonna tell Diane about our little secret.
01:05Hiya. Hey. I'll see you at the end, yeah?
01:07Look of all to me.
01:22This isn't gonna be pretty, like you.
01:28Morning. Morning.
01:32I thought I'd get dressed. It's Tony Stagg.
01:45Eh, why is she still calling you?
01:48I've told you, Tony, it's me or Mercedes.
01:50Hey, of course it's you.
01:52And if you'd let me answer my phone, you'd have heard me tell Mercedes that.
01:55Well, I just think cutting here out of our lives is what's best for us.
01:58And I agree.
02:00Hey, you know you're gonna be late for your own hen do.
02:02Go on. I'll be the one waiting tomorrow at the end of the aisle, okay?
02:06Yeah, can't wait.
02:09See you in a bit.
02:10See you in a bit.
02:15Tony!
02:16Carol!
02:19What are you doing here?
02:21It's always been you, Tony.
02:24Eh?
02:25Ever since you popped my cherry in Newkey, you've always had the key to my heart.
02:32I am here to scupper your wedding.
02:36Oh, you reek of booze.
02:42Have you been gambling?
02:43So Charlie blabbed, did he?
02:44Of course he blabbed, because he cares about you.
02:47We all do.
02:48Just get off my case, all right?
02:50Is it any wonder I fall off the wagon when I've got a family like you lot?
02:52Keep going the way you are and you won't have a family for much longer.
02:56You are a father.
02:57You should be ashamed of yourself.
02:59No one else want to wade in?
03:03Because I could really do with a kip.
03:04Well, I'll say my goodbyes now then, because by the time you wake up, I'll be in Liverpool.
03:17You okay, Tom?
03:21Am I doing the right thing getting back with Perry?
03:24Why?
03:25Tell me what you're so scared of.
03:27It not working out again.
03:29Losing her.
03:30All I seem to do is lose people that I love.
03:33Oh, Tom.
03:36Listen.
03:38You've got Steph together.
03:39So you're always going to be in her life, aren't you?
03:41I just feel like I might have forced her into something that she's only going to regret.
03:45Look, I've got to go, Leela, okay?
03:47I'm late already.
03:49Tom.
03:51Don't you think you should be having this conversation with Perry?
03:54I will.
03:56I just can't shake the feeling that this was a huge mistake.
03:59What are you doing then?
04:08Just checking in.
04:11Trouble?
04:12Stay.
04:13He keeps calling.
04:14Oi!
04:15You'd do best to avoid him.
04:18It'll only hurt him.
04:19It's in your DNA.
04:20And what have we asked you to be as plus one?
04:22Weddings bring out the worst in people.
04:24And I'd hate to see you get hurt.
04:26Well, that's hard to believe, considering the last time I've seen you.
04:29You had a gun in my face.
04:31Well, you started that, didn't you?
04:34Anyway, we're family.
04:36And that will never change.
04:39It's not your fault the way you were brought into this world.
04:42All those things we did, exploiting those kids.
04:45Do you ever think you'll truly be forgiven?
04:47I have to stay here because of Tory.
04:50I'm amazed you never walked away.
04:52With what?
04:54I'm broke.
04:55I've got a job that needs doing.
04:58Pays really well.
04:59More than enough for you to start over somewhere else.
05:03Last time I saw you was Barcelona, on a cruise ship, promising you'd come back to me.
05:08Yes, and here I am.
05:09It was 25 years ago, Carol.
05:10It was a very long cruise.
05:12OK, open your eyes.
05:13Ta-da!
05:15Daryl!
05:16Hey, I thought you sold her to pay for your boob job.
05:19Yeah, Groves, what happened there?
05:21Finn!
05:22Eve, what are you guys doing here?
05:24Oh, my oldest pal's getting hitched.
05:26Where else would I be?
05:26Well, you didn't make it to any of my other weddings.
05:28Well, at least I was on a cruise for 25 years.
05:30Yeah, what's your excuse, Rory?
05:33I think my invitations got lost in the post.
05:36Hang on, has he fallen over the line about you being back for him?
05:38Well, he said it was a line.
05:40Oh, typical.
05:41I reunite you with Beryl.
05:42This is the thanks I get.
05:43Only took me a decade to hunt her down.
05:45Tom Cunningham?
05:47You were in nappies last time I saw you.
05:50I'm so glad that you guys could make it.
05:51Yeah, I'm really glad as well, guys, but it's somewhere I've got to be.
05:54Forget that.
05:55You're driving.
05:56Come on, let's get this stag do started.
05:58What?
06:01Oh, there's no room for you.
06:03Sorry.
06:03Charming.
06:04There's me wondering why you're still single.
06:07You hear that, mate?
06:08She's obsessed with me.
06:12See ya!
06:13Hello, stranger.
06:26Zoe?
06:27Are you getting the party started without me?
06:30Come here.
06:31Hello.
06:31Oh, nice to see ya.
06:35It's just...
06:36Well...
06:37Okay.
06:38Stick this on.
06:40We are...
06:41behind schedule.
06:44Your mystery guests should be here any second.
06:46Look, seriously, Finn, I've got to go.
06:47There's something I really need to sort out.
06:49What is so urgent?
06:51You need to bail on your own stag do.
06:53I've got Diane's best being pregnant.
06:54Just, Diane, no.
06:57Not about that one.
06:59That one?
07:00How many pregnant women are there?
07:01Two.
07:02She forgave me for Mercedes as long as I keep my distance.
07:05Distance?
07:05What you need is a vasectomy, mate.
07:08God, when did life get so complicated, eh?
07:10Still, you'll, uh, you'll sort it out, mate.
07:12You're Tony Huckinson, you always do.
07:16Anyone seen a condemned man?
07:18Dom!
07:19Hello, Dom.
07:22She's wondering, you have a brother.
07:24Long story.
07:25It's good to see you all.
07:26It's amazing, brother.
07:27Even when you mess up like you did with Diane,
07:29you always somehow manage to put things right.
07:31Let's hope the good luck doesn't run up soon, eh?
07:33Cheers!
07:35Listen, guys, I'm so sorry, but...
07:38I've got to go.
07:50There's this woman.
07:52And she's...
07:53She's pregnant with my kid.
07:57And she doesn't want me in her life or anything,
07:59but she wants five grand by the end of the day,
08:00or she's going to tell Diane.
08:01Wow.
08:03I thought maybe you left the oven on, not put a bun in it.
08:06Are you going to pay her?
08:07Well, if I can find the cash, which is what I'm trying to do.
08:10Why not just tell Diane?
08:11No.
08:12No, she'd never forgive me.
08:14I can't lose her again, Dom.
08:17I'll give you the money.
08:19Can't ask you to do that.
08:21You didn't.
08:22How many times have you bailed me out?
08:23Dom, this is my mess.
08:25You're the man who once said, love always wins.
08:27Well, let me show you that you're all right.
08:30Thanks, mate.
08:32Listen.
08:34I'll pay you back, yeah?
08:37Already have.
08:39But you need to close down this woman for good,
08:41otherwise I'll keep coming back for more.
08:43Yeah.
08:48We should get some food.
08:50Hey, it's £5 off Monday meals.
08:53That's £20 off for a family of four.
08:56Wow.
08:57Sorry, I'm being really weird.
08:59It's just...
09:00It's been so long.
09:01Where do we even start?
09:04Well, what's new with you, hmm?
09:06Yeah, I'm here just to take a walk down memory lane.
09:08And you still seeing Mike Barnes?
09:11Getting married next year.
09:12Finally.
09:13Why do you do it to ourselves, eh?
09:15What?
09:17Marriage.
09:19We had such big dreams for how life might have turned out,
09:22didn't we?
09:23Yeah.
09:24If you want to have a trip down memory lane,
09:25maybe we could just party like it's the noughties.
09:29Starting with shots.
09:32Prince, two tequilas, please, for us.
09:34Darren, I'm not drinking shots.
09:36Why not?
09:37Because it's not the noughties.
09:39Also, it's 2.30 in the afternoon.
09:40Said Zoe never back in the day
09:42when she was fun.
09:43So, let's turn the music up.
09:45Come on, mate.
09:46It's dead in here, you know.
09:47Let's have a little dance.
09:47Man, it's too early for now.
09:48Why not?
09:49Old time's sake.
09:50You need to eat something.
09:52Sorry?
09:55What are you doing here?
09:56Uh, currently dealing with this.
09:57Oh.
09:58Well, why don't you come back to mine
10:00and sober up before you see your family?
10:02We're catching up.
10:03I can see that.
10:04Come on.
10:04Yeah, look after him, will you?
10:05Of course.
10:06Come on.
10:06Come on.
10:07That's it.
10:07Come on.
10:07I know you're fine.
10:09Come on.
10:10This way.
10:10Come on.
10:11I'm all right.
10:11I know.
10:11I know.
10:12I know.
10:12Have you told this Perry girl how you feel?
10:15Don't do that.
10:16My advice, ignore her.
10:18Drives the babes wild.
10:19And what babe doesn't swoon at a little bit of old school sexism?
10:24Then, once you've left her dangling for a bit, reel her in with a line of flattery.
10:28Right.
10:28Says the middle-aged bachelor.
10:31Carol's right.
10:32Listen to her.
10:32She is really smart.
10:34Not just a gorgeous pair of hazelnut eyes you could lose yourself in.
10:38I think they're more mahogany myself, but thank you.
10:41See?
10:42Flattery works like a charm.
10:44All you two do is bicker.
10:47How long you been together?
10:49Whoa.
10:49Not together.
10:52Jack!
10:53Carol.
10:56Finn!
10:57Two blasts from the past.
11:00Tom, I don't think Darren's going to make it.
11:05Okay, right.
11:07Marry, affair, bin, Tony, Prince, Dodger.
11:11Nance, would you be tempted to keep Tony behind class?
11:16I think this is a really weird game, so let's play something else.
11:19Come on, we're just having a bit of fun.
11:20I actually think you'd make quite a cute couple, wouldn't they?
11:23Er, no.
11:24Er, it's with Diane, so that would be a bit weird, wouldn't it?
11:26It would.
11:27Where is Pearl with the snacks?
11:28I mean, I do admire you, Diane.
11:31Giving Tony another chance.
11:33Right, listen, I know he's not perfect, yeah, but he's all mine.
11:36And so the next woman I see making eyes at him will be getting one of those.
11:40Yeah!
11:40You do know we're only going for one weekend?
11:44Well, yeah, but if I'd have been given more notice, I'd have had more time to plan my outfits, wouldn't I?
11:47So I said you packed everything.
11:49Yeah, pretty much.
11:54Hey, where are you guys off to?
11:56Are you going to be back tomorrow for Tony and Diane's wedding?
11:59Ooh.
11:59Got a better offer.
12:00Dad booked us a city break.
12:02Oh, well, thanks for letting me know, but enjoy.
12:04I feel bad that Steve's paying for all this.
12:09No, he offered.
12:09Would have been rude not to accept.
12:11Are you sure we should be going with Darren Ewald?
12:14You're not worried about him?
12:15Dad will just be out drinking somewhere.
12:18This is what he does.
12:18Instead of telling us what's actually wrong, he just presses self-destruct.
12:24Maybe we just shouldn't go.
12:25You're kidding, right?
12:26I want to be as far away from this as possible when it goes boom.
12:30Come on, Charlie.
12:32Dad's problems will still be here when we get back.
12:34We deserve to have some fun.
12:40Right, everyone ready?
12:41Let's do it.
12:42Back in.
12:43Woo!
12:46Right, well, here we go!
12:47CHEERING
12:48Well?
12:55This little fella's going to have a partner in crime.
12:58It's the boy.
13:00Unmistakably so.
13:01Full frontal.
13:02No!
13:03Oh, I bet Tony was as proud as punch, eh?
13:07He didn't show up.
13:09What?
13:10Why?
13:12What?
13:12It's his stag doing it.
13:14Please don't make excuses for him, Merce.
13:17He said he was going to be there.
13:19It's not a very good start, is it?
13:20Mum?
13:21No, no, he needs telling.
13:23If he carries on like this, you're going to end up bringing this baby up on your own.
13:27Please, will you just drop it?
13:29Do you know what we should do?
13:30We should go and gate-crash the wedding.
13:31Oh!
13:32And show Tony Hutchinson and that snooty bride of his that they can't shirk responsibility.
13:38No way!
13:38I am not going to show up and gate-crash the wedding, mother.
13:43I'm not that desperate.
13:44No.
13:45But, for flipping it, Warren Fox, Felix and now Tony, I mean, you don't have Pickham.
13:50Yes!
13:51Do you know what?
13:52You are so right, I do.
13:54And they all say the right thing, they do the right thing, but then they leave anyway.
13:59And I'm just left on my own.
14:01You know, for once, I wanted things to be a bit different.
14:07Because Tony's a good man.
14:10And I didn't want to bring up another child without the dad.
14:15Yet again.
14:17Sadie, you are an amazing mum.
14:20You're all that baby boy needs.
14:21Because look how that worked out for my Bobby.
14:27And what about you?
14:28God.
14:31Do you want Tony?
14:33Is that what this is?
14:34No.
14:36No, Mum, I don't want Tony.
14:39He's getting married.
14:41They're welcome to each other.
14:46You love Perry.
14:47I don't know what the problem is.
14:49The problem is, I'm not sure she's thought this through.
14:51Plus, we've tried before and it didn't work.
14:54Yeah, fascinating.
14:56I mean, look at her.
14:58She is beautiful.
15:00Yeah, she is.
15:00Look, I'm no expert and, yeah, she'll probably break your heart because she is seriously out of your league.
15:09But if you don't give it a go, then at least you won't spend the rest of your days thinking, what if?
15:18Because life's short, Tom.
15:23Only regret the things you haven't done.
15:26Never the things you have.
15:29Yeah, unless one of those things is arson.
15:32Oh, yeah, thanks, lads.
15:33A big help.
15:35You're Perry.
15:37Tom showed me your photo.
15:39Oh, did he?
15:40Yeah.
15:41Listen, erm, I've lived with unrequited love.
15:45And I know how much it hurts.
15:48I'm so sorry.
15:49Do I know who you are?
15:50Oh, I'm Carol.
15:51Hi, Carol.
15:52And my point is, there's a lad who adores you.
15:58And if you don't feel the same way, don't leave him dangling.
16:01But let him down gently.
16:05Cos you're gonna break his heart.
16:08So.
16:09As for you.
16:11Here, just.
16:14All right there.
16:15And then.
16:16There you go.
16:17And, oh!
16:18Hmm!
16:23Play it cool.
16:24Never fail.
16:25Shut up!
16:27You had me from the moment you first polished my barrel.
16:31Hey.
16:35Hey.
16:37Look, I'm sorry for running off this morning.
16:39It's fine.
16:41There's actually something I need to say.
16:43Okay.
16:45After you.
16:47When I look back on when we were first dating, I think...
16:53What was I thinking?
16:56But okay.
16:57No, I mean, what was I thinking letting you go?
16:59Because I love you.
17:02I love how you unplug electrical devices before you go to bed.
17:07How you wear a crash helmet even though you're on an exercise bike.
17:11How when you're with my daughter.
17:14She knows every exit because there could be a fire.
17:17Yeah, well, being vigilant costs nothing.
17:18And I know you think I'm flaky and that I haven't thought this through, but you're wrong.
17:25I want this.
17:26I want you more than anything in the world.
17:30I love you, Tom.
17:31It's always been you.
17:34So, Tom Cunningham.
17:35Will you marry me?
17:39So kiss me
17:40Can I get back to you on that?
17:47Kiss me
17:51Down by the broken tree house
17:55Swing me
17:56Up on its hanging tight
18:00Find the rest of the money in there.
18:03Pleasure doing business with you.
18:05Comes with a condition.
18:06I know Diane thinks you're her best friend.
18:09But after tomorrow, I think it'd be best for everyone if you've just quietly stepped away.
18:13I've got too much to lose to have you and my wife.
18:16Why about me?
18:18Hi.
18:19What are you doing here?
18:20I just had to get some off in the restaurant.
18:22And I couldn't bear to be away from the woman I love for another second.
18:25Oh, so you still want to marry me then?
18:26I do.
18:27Nothing in this world's going to stop me.
18:29So kiss me
18:30Hey, get back in there.
18:32It's about a night.
18:37I can't believe that Tony didn't show up.
18:39No.
18:40It makes me so glad that I'm not doing this on my own.
18:42Never.
18:46Liberty's out with the kids.
18:48You don't think it's...
18:49Jess?
18:51Go.
18:51Just go.
18:52Go, go, go, go.
18:56I'm just going to phone Nancy and tell her where you are.
18:58Hello?
19:03No, it's Darren.
19:05Well, because I'm at Mercedes Gaff, aren't I?
19:09No, because Tony has turned my whole family against me.
19:13And he's also ruining Mercedes' life.
19:15So someone has got to do something about it.
19:17OK?
19:20What?
19:21No, of course not.
19:23I wouldn't do that, would I?
19:24But then again, I didn't think he would do what he's done to me.
19:30So, you know what?
19:32It's funny speaking to you right now.
19:35I've been trying to figure out in my head what I'm going to do about all this.
19:40And speaking to you, it's...
19:41It's kind of like it's meant to be, isn't it?
19:46So, yeah, do it.
19:47I will get whatever money it costs, OK?
19:51You do the hit.
19:53I want you to take Tony out.
19:56I want you to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take
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