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00:00:00Music
00:00:30Music
00:01:00Hopen
00:01:02Silence
00:01:04You violin
00:01:06Make a note
00:01:12Well done, well done
00:01:14You're out of tune
00:01:16As?
00:01:18Good, good, don't push, please.
00:01:22Is dead
00:01:24Haktum
00:01:26Haktum
00:01:28Stop
00:01:40Stop
00:01:42You trumpet
00:01:44You're out of tune
00:01:45Excuse me, master.
00:01:46You timpani out of tune puren
00:01:54Even with timpani you play with heart
00:01:56And what is this?
00:01:58But it goes to a giant
00:02:08But the teufel
00:02:10Well, get back on track
00:02:12Four
00:02:24No, no
00:02:26Farbi
00:02:28But where is it from?
00:02:44Where are you from?
00:02:46From the white stoglieres of Dover, eh?
00:02:48Next up
00:02:50Next up
00:02:52Go faster!
00:03:00Go faster!
00:03:02And you go fuller!
00:03:04No, you're the one who has to go faster!
00:03:06But if you go less full and I go fuller, we all go full and you, sorry!
00:03:08What's up? What's going on?
00:03:10Is he there? What's going on?
00:03:12Is this happening to us? He's going too fast, I'm going too full and the first course comes out strong and out of tune!
00:03:16He's the one who's going too slow!
00:03:18Always the two of you, always!
00:03:20You have to go to the balser-time unit! Ready? Go!
00:03:22Next up!
00:03:24Next up!
00:03:40Next up!
00:03:42Next up!
00:04:08Gute morgen, mein comandant!
00:04:12Is the war ongoing?
00:04:17As always, sir commander
00:04:18What's the weather like?
00:04:20Clear, moderate ventilation, bearable humidity
00:04:24Is it foggy?
00:04:27Yes, in Italy, in the Po Valley
00:04:29And the morale of our soldiers?
00:04:34To the stars, my commander
00:04:35And our enemies?
00:04:38In the shit, my commander
00:04:40On purpose
00:04:46Good morning
00:04:52Oh, Winston Churchill
00:04:54What is he doing here?
00:04:56But this is my toilet
00:04:58Oh, excuse me.
00:05:02There are also your initials
00:05:03Don't stop for any reason
00:05:07Go
00:05:08You have, Peter
00:05:09You have
00:05:09Never stop
00:05:13High
00:05:21High
00:05:23We have orders to never stop
00:05:25Your motorcycle crashes
00:05:31Stop, stop, mine escape
00:05:40Oh, don't stop
00:05:41No, don't stop
00:05:41Oh, don't stop
00:06:06No, no, no.
00:06:36Don't you knock anymore?
00:06:39But I knocked, didn't you hear?
00:06:44At that time?
00:06:49Sorry, that's a disrespectful answer, Commander.
00:06:53Where do you want this bullet?
00:06:57In your mouth?
00:06:58Or between the eyes?
00:07:00The commander, I know you were eagerly awaiting this package.
00:07:06Don't tell me.
00:07:07I say, I say.
00:07:25Finally.
00:07:25How wonderful.
00:07:29Commander, everyone knows that even tough guys like you need a soft touch.
00:07:36Ready?
00:07:38This is General Kartoffel.
00:07:39It's for you, mein comandante.
00:07:42Yes?
00:07:43Loga X is next.
00:07:44Intensify patrol actions to uncover.
00:07:46State of alarm.
00:07:48Yes, I want, in general.
00:07:49Rosencrantz?
00:07:51Yes, he wants!
00:07:51Adonata general with...
00:07:52Alarm!
00:07:53The weapons!
00:07:53The weapons!
00:07:55The weapons!
00:07:55The weapons!
00:07:56Stay, stay, die, die!
00:07:57Yes, die!
00:07:58Yes, die!
00:07:58Yes, die!
00:07:58Stay, stay!
00:08:01Stay, stay!
00:08:02Stay, stay!
00:08:03Stay, stay!
00:08:04Alarms!
00:08:04Alarms!
00:08:06Baccham!
00:08:07Alarms!
00:08:08Alarms!
00:08:09Alarms!
00:08:09Adonai!
00:08:10Alarms!
00:08:11Alarms!
00:08:11Alarms!
00:08:11Alarms!
00:08:12Alarms!
00:08:12Is this the new alarm system Emanuele?
00:08:15Yes!
00:08:16The mechanism has been put to the test!
00:08:19Whoever you hate, kill them fresh!
00:08:38Bring them to us!
00:08:39Bring them to us!
00:08:41Atchacazene!
00:08:42Atchacazene!
00:08:43The gift!
00:08:44Cele l'armen!
00:08:45Atchacazene!
00:08:46Hurry up!
00:08:47Fast, fast!
00:08:49You will hit!
00:08:50Ci a duele va plead' a duele!
00:08:58A weapon!
00:08:58A weapon!
00:09:00And a weapon!
00:09:01A weapon!
00:09:01A weapon!
00:09:02A weapon!
00:09:02A weapon!
00:09:03Prestację!
00:09:04The weapons!
00:09:05And a weapon!
00:09:05The weapons!
00:09:06The weapons!
00:09:06The weapons!
00:09:06A weapon!
00:09:07Now the commander will give you a farewell speech.
00:09:16Comrade heroes, best wishes
00:09:19Yes
00:09:19Ailetla
00:09:20Capelin
00:09:23Comrades, sons
00:09:26I invite you to go with peace of mind
00:09:29Meeting at the kiss of glory
00:09:31And I remind you that Gott mit us
00:09:33God is with us
00:09:35But who's with us?
00:09:36With us who leave
00:09:37Or with you who remain
00:09:38But you're an idiot with us
00:09:39With everyone
00:09:40Everyone
00:09:41Who is he leaving with?
00:09:42Who stays?
00:09:42And who's coming?
00:09:43And who is he blaming?
00:09:44Nargegan
00:09:44Abunden
00:09:45Therefore more and more prostheses
00:09:47Towards the final victory
00:09:49We bless you
00:09:50Hitler's names
00:09:51Gerin
00:09:52And Admiral Danis
00:09:54You said Kevoli
00:09:55Grattemen pallen
00:09:56Against scarognimen
00:09:57Bite?
00:09:59No, nothing about apples
00:10:00It's a kind of spell
00:10:02Fate against the apple
00:10:03Apple luck?
00:10:04Apple fate
00:10:04Dead apple?
00:10:05Apple fate
00:10:06Can you explain it to yourself?
00:10:06I'll explain it to you
00:10:07With Gelmo
00:10:07So it would be like saying
00:10:08That one says no
00:10:09Ah that thing leads to apples
00:10:10No?
00:10:11Then a will
00:10:11Touch steel
00:10:12Touch wood
00:10:13Touch the thing
00:10:14There
00:10:14There
00:10:15Flower of the gang
00:10:16I see you
00:10:18Touch wood
00:10:19Patronage
00:10:20I see you
00:10:22For
00:10:22Touch
00:10:22Touch
00:10:24Shall we walk to the scam?
00:10:52No, but let's take the bus, it stops two steps away, I'm also the atrium, I have a season ticket.
00:11:03There he is.
00:11:07They're over here.
00:11:09It's sold out, it's sold out.
00:11:18Eh, they were sold out.
00:11:22Power start.
00:11:32Ready?
00:11:34Go!
00:11:34Ah, here, here are our comrades.
00:11:45Impex?
00:11:50Throw it away, throw it away!
00:11:59Did you see?
00:12:00They noticed us too.
00:12:01We are known here too.
00:12:03Here, right here, head down, down, down.
00:12:05Listen, I've got an idea.
00:12:06Which?
00:12:06Let's run to Zig Zekyo.
00:12:07Where?
00:12:07A Zig Zego.
00:12:08Ah, Yugoslavia.
00:12:09Yes, there is Coslovecchia.
00:12:17Come down, come down.
00:12:19Okay, but what's the rush?
00:12:21But what are you doing on the weekend, huh?
00:12:28Cover yourselves.
00:12:29The sniper is there, we need to flush him out.
00:12:31Hand grenade.
00:12:32I don't have it.
00:12:33Hand grenade.
00:12:33I don't have it.
00:12:34Hand grenade.
00:12:35Hand grenade.
00:12:35Here, hand grenade.
00:12:36Here, hand grenade.
00:12:37Here, hand grenade.
00:12:37Agdo, out.
00:12:48Four hand grenades.
00:12:49I don't have it.
00:12:50Four hand grenades.
00:12:51They don't hold.
00:12:51Four hand grenades.
00:12:52Four hand grenades.
00:12:53Here, four hand grenades.
00:12:54Four.
00:12:57Agdo, pull.
00:12:58Four hand grenades.
00:13:11Four hand grenades.
00:13:14I don't have it.
00:13:15You're a hand grenade.
00:13:15You're a hand grenade.
00:13:17And hand grenades arrive.
00:13:18And bombs at eight.
00:13:19Unless, soon.
00:13:20And bombs at sixteen.
00:13:22Agdo.
00:13:22Agdo.
00:13:23Wedding ring.
00:13:36Command, Sergeant.
00:13:38Out with the missile.
00:13:39Wow.
00:13:48What is that?
00:13:49The famous Fon Pietro rocket.
00:13:50Let's hope it's not gold back.
00:13:52It's made as a suppository.
00:13:53They go and go out.
00:13:55Position.
00:13:56Acto.
00:13:57Mosa, his rockets.
00:13:58Position therapy.
00:14:00Ready for launch.
00:14:04Backwards.
00:14:04Okay.
00:14:05In the security room, aim.
00:14:07Four.
00:14:19Well.
00:14:20Good.
00:14:22And that's it, let's like it.
00:14:25How disgusting.
00:14:26Momma, let's go see.
00:14:27Let's go and see, okay?
00:14:30What kind of beast is this?
00:14:34This is a gastropod for me.
00:14:36Ah, a kingdom with gastritis.
00:14:39Hand.
00:14:39No, this is a kingdom.
00:14:41Wait, what kingdom?
00:14:42The Kingdom of the Two Sicilies.
00:14:43It's a kingdom.
00:14:44And the kingdom goes into its kingdom.
00:14:45Go over there.
00:14:46Force.
00:14:49Here you are.
00:14:51A.
00:14:53Two.
00:14:55Three.
00:14:57Kingdom Knitwear.
00:14:58The best in the world.
00:15:00The best in the world.
00:15:02Calm down, calm down.
00:15:03Yes, to both.
00:15:04All right.
00:15:04You are me.
00:15:05But I don't know.
00:15:05You are me.
00:15:06You are me.
00:15:06Yes, that's fine.
00:15:07See you in the evening.
00:15:08Yes.
00:15:08Couple, eh.
00:15:09Even before.
00:15:09Even before.
00:15:10All right.
00:15:10Even before.
00:15:10Even before.
00:15:11Even before.
00:15:11Dear.
00:15:12Aspirin.
00:15:13Contraceptives.
00:15:14Ancient.
00:15:15Conceptual.
00:15:16But are you patient in delivering?
00:15:18But do you realize that the third Rai
00:15:20is there always a need for new blood?
00:15:23And then with the pill.
00:15:24The Aryan race.
00:15:26But who the hell is the continuation?
00:15:28Come.
00:15:30And then, aside from that, he finds out about it in Rome.
00:15:33The leader?
00:15:33But more.
00:15:34The king?
00:15:35Much more.
00:15:35Him.
00:15:36He suspends me in Divinis.
00:15:38But why do you want to make me lose my job?
00:15:41After thirty years of being a chaplain
00:15:42what do I start doing?
00:15:44Should I start a church on my own?
00:15:46But he's right.
00:15:47I'm right.
00:15:48At that time.
00:15:49Here they are and take them.
00:15:50Sorry so much, huh.
00:15:51But no, just to say, I have a family, you know.
00:15:52Certain.
00:16:01Trenzi Heine.
00:16:05My Commander.
00:16:06Vos ist los?
00:16:07The prisoner is about to be executed, Mein Kommandant.
00:16:10Well.
00:16:11And let's hope that after so much postponement
00:16:14this time let it be for real.
00:16:17Was the chaplain notified?
00:16:19He's already there, Mein Kommandant.
00:16:21Excellent.
00:16:23And they don't come to tell us that our prisoners
00:16:26they don't have all the comforts.
00:16:30This painting is beautiful.
00:16:32What does it represent?
00:16:34Still life.
00:16:35Here we are, dear son, how are you?
00:16:42Eh, you get by.
00:16:43Well, you get by.
00:16:44We lived.
00:16:45The time has come.
00:16:46Prepare to die like a good Christian.
00:16:48But I am Jewish.
00:16:49No.
00:16:50And why not?
00:16:50I swear to the Madonna.
00:16:51But how did I bring the catechism here?
00:16:53Eh, okay.
00:16:54And he sang better to me.
00:16:55But yes, as much for the end you have to do.
00:16:57On purpose,
00:16:58are you leaving this vale of tears with the implant?
00:17:00No, I can't wait to leave.
00:17:02Why did you feel bad?
00:17:03to the concentration camp?
00:17:05I'm fine,
00:17:05only the wine was not to leave.
00:17:07Oh, go ahead and be funny.
00:17:08You'll notice it now
00:17:10when they put this scarf on him.
00:17:12Hangman's scarf.
00:17:16Presents.
00:17:18Come on, there's the execution.
00:17:20You melted cuts, same.
00:17:22It's expensive.
00:17:24Here you go, hangman.
00:17:26But what do these people want now?
00:17:28They don't even let us die in peace.
00:17:32Loren bites you.
00:17:35Give me your hand.
00:17:36Damn, damn.
00:17:38Damn.
00:17:40My.
00:17:41But that's not the case.
00:17:42But that's not the case.
00:17:45Are you afraid of dying?
00:17:49Dirty bitches,
00:17:50in these bombings.
00:17:52Today we have to make stew again.
00:17:54Mr. Yes.
00:17:55Guido, come on and work.
00:17:57Work.
00:17:58Hurry up.
00:17:59Hurry up.
00:17:59Fara.
00:18:00The meat has already arrived.
00:18:01Here you are.
00:18:02Mezzonati for the stew.
00:18:03Here on the table.
00:18:05Very good.
00:18:06At that time,
00:18:06we send the legs to the infirmary.
00:18:09They can serve as spare parts.
00:18:11With the giblets.
00:18:12There's the giblets.
00:18:13Here is the giblets.
00:18:15We make the coratella with fennel
00:18:16that the commander likes so much.
00:18:18All right?
00:18:18And with the bones?
00:18:20And they make broth with the bones, right?
00:18:22Wait, I'll give you the smells.
00:18:25Here, here.
00:18:26Here you go.
00:18:29And where will we put these?
00:18:37These are good for Thursday.
00:18:40And why Thursday?
00:18:42Because Thursday is hot, right?
00:18:46Are we disturbing you, Herr Doctor?
00:18:48Another injured.
00:18:50Forward, forward.
00:18:51Please.
00:18:52Come on, clear the table.
00:18:53Please, you are comfortable.
00:18:54Beautiful, as I can.
00:18:57Excellence.
00:18:59Can you hear how bad this is?
00:19:11Breathe.
00:19:16You can't breathe anymore.
00:19:18Is it serious?
00:19:18It's very serious.
00:19:20But what is so serious?
00:19:21I have an ingrown toenail.
00:19:23An ingrown toenail?
00:19:25An ingrown toenail.
00:19:26What can be done?
00:19:28Let's amputate.
00:19:29But it's not always exaggerated.
00:19:32But it's just an ingrown toenail.
00:19:34We are the surgeons.
00:19:36General anesthesia.
00:19:37We put him to sleep.
00:19:39Go to bed, go to sleep
00:19:42of the mother's child.
00:19:45But what are you doing?
00:19:46Can't you sleep?
00:19:46I had four coffees.
00:19:49Four coffees?
00:19:50Four coffees.
00:19:51Then you need the bad coffee.
00:19:52Scalpel.
00:19:53Scalpel.
00:19:54He dozed off.
00:19:58Boots.
00:20:01Gas.
00:20:02It is against the Geneva Convention.
00:20:05This needs to be sent to the front lines.
00:20:09Number 42.
00:20:1042.
00:20:11There is a 46, a 45, a 39, a 41.
00:20:19No, there isn't.
00:20:20Ah, here it is, a 42, doctor.
00:20:23Well.
00:20:24Well.
00:20:26You have a left.
00:20:27Well?
00:20:28And what does it matter?
00:20:29But it matters.
00:20:32It doesn't matter.
00:20:34Drill.
00:20:36Excuse me, doctor, the drill isn't there.
00:20:38You use the screwdriver.
00:20:39This is how wars are lost.
00:20:42And foreign markets.
00:20:54Come by soon.
00:20:55An obligation, the pang is big?
00:20:57Come on.
00:20:57Here you are.
00:20:58The wagon, become.
00:20:59Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:21:01Oh, no.
00:21:03I'll take it here.
00:21:05No, now, this is mine.
00:21:06But you have to play for two.
00:21:08An obligation.
00:21:09Yes.
00:21:10But if you do it.
00:21:10Okay, okay.
00:21:11There is no help for me.
00:21:13There is no help for me.
00:21:17Well, but here from April.
00:21:18No.
00:21:29Sure, you're a good magician, but how do you make all these dreams come true in one ball?
00:21:33It's a question of brains.
00:21:36But, you see, mistakes happen every now and then.
00:21:38The skin breaks.
00:21:41What's up?
00:21:42I'm sad.
00:21:43Come on, don't worry.
00:21:44War is war.
00:21:45You all have to die someday.
00:21:46Are you my friend?
00:21:47Certain.
00:21:48Oh, I'm eight.
00:21:49Who goes out of his way for his friends.
00:21:50But in a flash, if I get too big, it'll be forty-eight.
00:21:53Eight marks.
00:21:53Do you want it in advance?
00:21:54It's better.
00:21:56There are ten of them.
00:21:57Wouldn't you like it, do you want candy?
00:21:59So, what do you want?
00:22:00I would like to see a beautiful naked woman belly dancing.
00:22:03Beautiful, tough, tough.
00:22:05Do you want it African in scuimese?
00:22:08So what do you care?
00:22:09As long as she's naked, they said.
00:22:10Wait.
00:22:19Nice, huh?
00:22:20Gorgeous, I don't see anything.
00:22:21Well, wait a minute, we have to connect with Eurovision,
00:22:24that you will see things never seen before in the world, I have.
00:22:26Thank you.
00:22:26Oh, wait, four more marks.
00:22:28But how come, I paid less last time.
00:22:30But those were black and white, these are in color, my son.
00:22:32I sent the dog.
00:22:33Oh well, you'll give them to me later, go on.
00:22:35Thank you.
00:22:35Oh, sorry.
00:22:45Oh, sorry.
00:22:58My big dream would be to see the Paris cancan.
00:23:02You know, the cabarene, that's it.
00:23:04Moulin Rouge?
00:23:04Yes, the Moulin Rouge.
00:23:05Well, I'm a connoisseur, I like that too.
00:23:06Thank you.
00:23:07So, let's see.
00:23:08It's difficult.
00:23:08But it's difficult, nothing is difficult for eight, everything is done in a jiffy.
00:23:11So, wait a moment, though.
00:23:12Do you want it in black and white or color?
00:23:13No, in color, eh.
00:23:15It's better, I'll hide it for you, eight marks.
00:23:17Yes.
00:23:17Eight marks.
00:23:17I'll give them to you later, okay?
00:23:19And you thought so.
00:23:20Need credit?
00:23:21Oh well.
00:23:29Here you go.
00:23:30Full, full, full.
00:23:31Did you see how wonderful it is?
00:23:34Au, but what's the interval?
00:23:36No, since Paris is London, we have to connect via, damn it.
00:23:39So it takes a little longer, you understand?
00:23:41Yes, yes, eh.
00:23:41It's a Eurovision, it's coming now.
00:23:42Oh, yes.
00:23:43Oh my god, my sister.
00:24:03She's a slut.
00:24:04He said he was going to do the Red Cross.
00:24:06Looking is.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09You lose, you lose.
00:24:16You lose.
00:24:17The enemy is coming.
00:24:18You sperm.
00:24:31Ah, who are you?
00:24:32Ah.
00:24:33Bersagliere Enrico Totem, brings order.
00:24:34So what?
00:24:35I would like to know how to wear Piave.
00:24:37The Piave.
00:24:37Piave, the Piave.
00:24:38Where is the Piave?
00:24:39So, Piave, wait.
00:24:40But I was there with a child, when I was little, with a certain Armando Dias.
00:24:44But do you know that I don't remember?
00:24:45Oh, sorry.
00:24:46We don't know.
00:24:47And listen, go ahead and you will find your friends, the Seine.
00:24:50And then when you're there you ask, eh.
00:24:52We understand, we understand, we understand, we understand.
00:24:53You idiot, when I said a gunner, I didn't mean that.
00:25:02Well, Serge, more of a scorer than this, 12 games, 36 goals.
00:25:13Be careful.
00:25:14Dr. Brown.
00:25:24Van Brown.
00:25:25Commands, commander.
00:25:27So, do you think that this secret weapon, in a few weeks, could...
00:25:34Week?
00:25:35In a few days, commander.
00:25:36Actually, in a few hours.
00:25:39I immediately inform the flower that we have won the war.
00:25:42Hey, do you want to tell him right away?
00:25:44And what are we waiting for?
00:25:45Eh, well...
00:25:46Well, I mean all this rush.
00:25:48But what is he doing?
00:25:48Are you thinking about it again?
00:25:49No, no, no, no, I'm not thinking about it again.
00:25:51But it might need some tweaks.
00:25:54Then don't waste any time.
00:25:55I make that little adjustment and close myself to this war.
00:25:58Yes, yes, yes, yes, Commander.
00:26:00I make a few small adjustments and close the war.
00:26:02I'll give it a day.
00:26:05Then I'll have her shot.
00:26:06Shoot?
00:26:07Thank you, thank you, Commander.
00:26:09Heil Hitler!
00:26:09Heil Hitler!
00:26:10Heil Hitler!
00:26:14But look at that mouse!
00:26:18Yes!
00:26:19But let me come!
00:26:20Do for me!
00:26:20But it's a pentagan!
00:26:26Yes, snapped!
00:26:29But why?
00:26:31What did you think?
00:26:32Oh, Heil Hitler!
00:26:34What's going on?
00:26:35Sargenti, there's a rat in your dormitory, come, please.
00:26:38It's big!
00:26:39And you stir up a battalion for a mouse?
00:26:42In wartime?
00:26:44But he's a big mouse!
00:26:45He's such a mouse!
00:26:46It's big!
00:26:48You other women want to achieve equality with men
00:26:51and then you're afraid of an innovative mouse.
00:26:53But no, come on, you are welcome!
00:26:55Let's go, let's go.
00:26:56This, this I like, I like.
00:26:58Oh mama!
00:27:28The news is that the mother of soldier Franz has died.
00:27:33You know, he's very attached to his mother.
00:27:36Now I have to go, you break the news to him.
00:27:38Try to do it very delicately because he will also suffer from heart problems.
00:27:41I'll take care of it.
00:27:43Who is?
00:27:44No.
00:27:46Platoon!
00:27:47Everyone whose mother is alive, hurry!
00:27:53But where the hell are you running to?
00:27:58At that time...
00:27:59And if he's good, he thinks of the commander.
00:28:02It's the ham.
00:28:03What is true?
00:28:04It's the ham.
00:28:06Austrian, damn it!
00:28:07But do you want to have me shot?
00:28:09But do you know he's the commander?
00:28:10If there's no ham, it won't upset his stomach!
00:28:12Weight!
00:28:17But why does it change so quickly?
00:28:19I'll take care of it now!
00:28:19Sorry, chef, sorry.
00:28:37You make me lonely.
00:28:38There, this is how you learn to eat the commander's ham.
00:28:55Well done, chef!
00:29:02Here's the broth, sir commander.
00:29:04Oh, how disgusting, my finger in the broth!
00:29:07You must excuse me, the doctor ordered it.
00:29:09What did he order?
00:29:10Since I had the infection, he told me to keep it in a warm, humid place.
00:29:15Then I could put it in my ass.
00:29:17I've kept it so far, but it hasn't done anything to me.
00:29:19Go away!
00:29:20A bomb!
00:29:43But are you here to sleep?
00:29:54Ah, it was me.
00:29:55Sorry, but it's not my fault.
00:29:57So what?
00:29:58It's because I'm short of skin.
00:30:01And what does that mean?
00:30:02Eh, it means I have short skin.
00:30:04So what?
00:30:05And then, when I close my eyes, my... opens up.
00:30:08Ah, I get it!
00:30:09Boys!
00:30:10Navo, give me your hand, go!
00:30:12Otherwise we won't sleep anymore.
00:30:13We're not doing that now, but with that, let's go!
00:30:16Here they are!
00:30:17Good!
00:30:18No, they don't do anything to you.
00:30:19Huh?
00:30:21And with these things, how can I sleep with my eyes open?
00:30:24Oh, a toothpick in the eye is better than a blindfold.
00:30:37Well, then what is it?
00:30:39What what?
00:30:40A pital?
00:30:41If I don't know what's there, I can't sleep.
00:31:00Good night!
00:31:02How I miss grandma!
00:31:04When do I miss my mom?
00:31:10I miss aperoni so much!
00:31:24Oh, what are you doing?
00:31:25Oh, what are you doing?
00:31:26Oh, sorry, sorry.
00:31:27I wanted to pee.
00:31:28Well, are you doing it with mine?
00:31:30Do it with yours, right?
00:31:36What are these sticks?
00:31:38Is this the way to play the donata?
00:31:40What happens?
00:31:41Show me!
00:31:42In, in, go away, go away!
00:31:53This is good for the body!
00:31:56Is this good for your gut?
00:31:57This morning I already know how to go.
00:31:59Oh, yeah?
00:31:59So, is this what you need?
00:32:01Eh, but where do I put it?
00:32:03Eh, I'll put it on what you need, ah!
00:32:07Sorry, huh!
00:32:08Raise!
00:32:09Take this!
00:32:11Huh?
00:32:11All right?
00:32:12I thought that in England I ate blandly.
00:32:16Do it, learn!
00:32:19Magnificent!
00:32:20Authentic!
00:32:22This is a very rare piece.
00:32:24Come to Copenhagen Cathedral.
00:32:27Ah, finished.
00:32:29Of oil.
00:32:29No, the soldiers.
00:32:30Soldiers.
00:32:35Be careful!
00:32:38After you!
00:32:38Marsi!
00:32:39Go!
00:32:40Go!
00:32:41Go!
00:32:42Go!
00:32:42Go!
00:32:43Go!
00:32:43Go!
00:32:43Go!
00:32:44Go!
00:32:44Go!
00:32:45Go!
00:32:45Go!
00:32:45Go!
00:32:45Go!
00:32:46Go!
00:32:46Go!
00:32:47Go!
00:32:47Go!
00:32:48Go!
00:32:48Go!
00:32:49Go!
00:32:49Go!
00:32:49Go!
00:32:50Go!
00:32:50Go!
00:32:51Go!
00:32:51Go!
00:32:52Go!
00:32:52Go!
00:32:53Go!
00:32:53Go!
00:32:54Go!
00:32:54Go!
00:32:55Go!
00:32:56And you, what are you doing there, learned?
00:32:59Why doesn't it die for you?
00:33:00I cannot.
00:33:01Why?
00:33:01I shit myself.
00:33:03But the shit!
00:33:04One more time!
00:33:07Enemy bombardment?
00:33:20Don't worry, commander, they're ours.
00:33:23Mutely then?
00:33:24No, potato fertilization.
00:33:26What do you want, phosphates are scarce, so what?
00:33:28Ah, I get it, recycling, nothing is created, nothing is destroyed.
00:33:43Look, Fritz!
00:33:47How do you greet your sergeant?
00:33:49Good evening, Sergeant.
00:33:51No!
00:33:52In the Third Reich, you don't greet like this, but like this.
00:33:56Go!
00:33:57Go!
00:33:58And now you know how the soldier's slap came about.
00:34:07You, the sky of penalty!
00:34:09Do it!
00:34:09Do it!
00:34:10March!
00:34:11Go!
00:34:11Go!
00:34:12Go!
00:34:12Go!
00:34:14And he died!
00:34:16She's beautiful, huh!
00:34:18If you hear this one it's even more beautiful.
00:34:20Girolami Marino and the sergeant are big idiots.
00:34:23This makes me crazy, it makes me.
00:34:24Don't you like it?
00:34:25Wait, long ones.
00:34:26Aldo Bismuth and the sergeant are big cuckolds.
00:34:28You don't like this either.
00:34:31Where do you touch?
00:34:31So, listen to this other one that's more beautiful.
00:34:33Giacometti is Alfonzolo and the sergeant is an asshole.
00:34:36Soldier Eight!
00:34:37And the sergeant is shit underneath.
00:34:39Who is Soldier Nine?
00:34:40Memma!
00:34:41Commander, but there's a bush moving.
00:34:56Don't worry, Lieutenant.
00:34:59The usual inspector who thinks he's arriving incognito.
00:35:02Welcome, Mr. Inspector.
00:35:11Your arrival takes us by surprise.
00:35:13If he had known beforehand, the welcome would have been worthy of you.
00:35:17But the inspection must have been unexpected.
00:35:19The inspection, yes, but not the inspector.
00:35:21The inspector too.
00:35:22Just the inspection.
00:35:23Especially the inspector.
00:35:24Inspector, inspection, shall we be clear?
00:35:38Why don't we speak a little German?
00:35:40Sir, Sir Inspector, your arrival has surprised us.
00:35:44But in full efficiency.
00:35:45So far I've found everything excellent and deficient.
00:35:54We are in hand-to-hand combat.
00:35:57Cold steel, Mr. Inspector.
00:36:12Oh, but in progress.
00:36:14Come on, pistols.
00:36:36Boom.
00:36:37Give me pistols.
00:36:39Arribu.
00:36:39Give me pistols.
00:36:48Oh, no.
00:36:54Give me pistols.
00:37:02Japanese wrestling.
00:37:04Dear to you.
00:37:05Oh, no.
00:37:06You, dear.
00:37:07Shame.
00:37:07Why?
00:37:08I am not married.
00:37:14Now I'll try.
00:37:22Cing cing.
00:37:24Nazism from the human vote.
00:37:26Nazism is no longer harsh.
00:37:28Hunt, hunt, hunt, hunt, cacanulo.
00:37:32Presents.
00:37:38For whiter laundry.
00:37:48Ah.
00:37:50You go ahead, brothers.
00:37:51Who are these?
00:38:01They are deportees, Mr. Inspector.
00:38:03Even deportees must be given the hope of returning.
00:38:07Write on the truck.
00:38:08I go and bake.
00:38:10Nazism from the human vote.
00:38:14Gestapo.
00:38:17Gestapo.
00:38:18Gestapo, a thousand bottles to the commander.
00:38:21Strength, steadfastness, will.
00:38:24The thought fixed on him.
00:38:29Hello.
00:38:29Hitler.
00:38:30No, Heil, the finger.
00:38:37All I have to do is cut off this thumb.
00:38:38I'm stopping the inspection, I'm getting transplants.
00:38:40Now all together.
00:38:41Ein, un zwei, ein, ein, zwei, ein, drei, ein, vier.
00:38:47Think about him.
00:38:51And now we move on to the intellectual political hour at the capare.
00:38:58Who can give me a hand?
00:39:00On?
00:39:02On?
00:39:03On?
00:39:06Thank you.
00:39:07But what?
00:39:08If I tell you, I saw the match well.
00:39:10But I'll tell you.
00:39:11But you're very clever because you always want to be right about everything.
00:39:15But anyway.
00:39:16Yes, read this.
00:39:17It was a crazy goalkeeper's mistake, I'm telling you.
00:39:20Excuse me, did you see the match?
00:39:21In Italy for small?
00:39:22Yes, I saw it.
00:39:23When he scored a char on the screen.
00:39:24Open up for a moment.
00:39:25Open up for a moment.
00:39:26Now we ask him.
00:39:27We ask him.
00:39:28So, since you have it.
00:39:31So, you put the matter.
00:39:34You're the goalkeeper, okay?
00:39:36And you are the ball.
00:39:37Ready?
00:39:38Network one.
00:39:39Network two.
00:39:41Without a net.
00:39:41Do you understand why it's called the penalty cell?
00:39:50Keys, every curtain.
00:39:52Oh no, the keys for the others.
00:39:53No, I call them for myself.
00:39:54What do you want?
00:39:54But what did you understand?
00:39:55One moment, one moment.
00:39:58Wait a minute, you're not leaving here.
00:40:00Here we are, here we come, here we come.
00:40:01Give me the keys.
00:40:02And here, here, you call too.
00:40:03Giavoto.
00:40:04Wake up.
00:40:09D'angheschen.
00:40:10But which d'angheschen?
00:40:12Is this it?
00:40:12Ah, yes, yes.
00:40:15One, two, three, four, five, black corsair.
00:40:19Four, Sandoken and a goofy Goofy.
00:40:22Here you go.
00:40:24Oh no.
00:40:25It's Dino Zoff.
00:40:26Give it to him, go on.
00:40:27A little expensive, huh?
00:40:30Get on top of it and I'll come up here, okay?
00:40:32Yes, go on.
00:40:36Oh, what are you doing?
00:40:37Sleep.
00:40:38Come on, let's go.
00:40:40Oh, you're welcome, you're welcome.
00:40:41No, after you, older than me.
00:40:43No, no, no, him.
00:40:44Do you want to hurry up or I'll throw you back in jail.
00:40:46We are one thing, go on, let's draw lots.
00:40:47For you, five, to you, you send.
00:40:49Go.
00:40:51Do you want to go?
00:40:52He's training, wait a moment.
00:40:53I'm taking a breath of fresh air.
00:40:54All right, all right, are you ready?
00:40:56One moment.
00:40:57Here you are.
00:41:00Ready, ready.
00:41:01Oh, finally.
00:41:02Ready.
00:41:04Mom.
00:41:08Come on, let's wait, now it's your turn.
00:41:10I.
00:41:11And courage.
00:41:14But wait, there's nothing else we can do.
00:41:16Are you ready?
00:41:17Yes.
00:41:18Otto, come, come.
00:41:19Yes, yes, wait a moment.
00:41:20Come on, let's go.
00:41:20Come on, someone might come.
00:41:21All right.
00:41:22Ready?
00:41:23Ready, ready.
00:41:23Here it is.
00:41:23Hop.
00:41:24Ah, the secret bone.
00:41:31Blessed mother.
00:41:33We did it.
00:41:33Yes.
00:41:33Yes.
00:41:34We were just standing there with our legs all tangled up, weren't we?
00:41:46So we said, what do we do?
00:41:48Let's take a walk.
00:41:50We found...
00:41:50And we seek some form of escape.
00:41:52Escapist, yes.
00:41:54These are not Italian prisons.
00:41:56No.
00:41:59We have it.
00:41:59We have it.
00:42:01At that time.
00:42:02And he's taking this one away?
00:42:10Yes, for souvenirs.
00:42:12We were left...
00:42:14few now.
00:42:16But good.
00:42:17We will win.
00:42:18And if we win, we will rule the world.
00:42:19But if we manage to lose...
00:42:21Ah, let's revalue the mark.
00:42:24Hitler!
00:42:25Hitler!
00:42:34Free?
00:42:35Just one small square meter behind the door.
00:42:38That's enough for you.
00:42:38Best wishes.
00:42:38Thank you.
00:42:40Oh, stay a while.
00:42:41Yes?
00:42:42Excuse me, am I okay with Montegrappa?
00:42:48Montegrappa, Montegrappa, no, I don't know.
00:42:51HI.
00:42:51Sorry, but I've been told you've been living here a long time.
00:42:54Yes, that's enough, but Montegrappa, I don't know Montegrappa.
00:42:57Sorry, I'm in a hurry.
00:42:58Come on, please.
00:42:58Make an effort, come on.
00:42:59What, are you crazy?
00:43:00I'm already shitting myself.
00:43:02Come on, let's go.
00:43:04Do you see those mountains over there?
00:43:05Over there is Mount Etna, Everest, the Himalayas.
00:43:08Go there and you will find Monte Grappa.
00:43:09Shall I say hello?
00:43:10Damn, he's going to war, Rhodes, bring you back, Nardo.
00:43:13Commander.
00:43:24One moment.
00:43:29What's up?
00:43:30We captured two American prisoners of war.
00:43:32Very well, did you have him shot?
00:43:34No, we thought you wanted to question them first.
00:43:36True, they can give us useless information.
00:43:39Let them in.
00:43:40Giavolo, leftover prisoners.
00:43:43Come, Oil.
00:43:53Oh.
00:43:54Hello.
00:43:56Enough!
00:43:57Stop acting like Americans.
00:43:59Eh, Oil.
00:44:01I am afraid.
00:44:02My legs are afraid.
00:44:05Sir, I want to excuse my friend, who is a bit stupid.
00:44:08Oh, yes.
00:44:09But it's the first time he's been to war.
00:44:10I didn't want to come.
00:44:13I told President Roosevelt that too.
00:44:17You seem like reasonable prisoners to me.
00:44:22Oh, sure, sir.
00:44:24We also made accountants out of civilians.
00:44:25And I'm sure you won't need to be asked to sing.
00:44:32Oh, no.
00:44:32Allows?
00:44:34Oh, listen, Stenio, if the lord says we have to sing, what do you say?
00:44:37Great idea.
00:44:39Here, there, what's coming from here.
00:44:44Here, there, what comes from there.
00:44:47Here, there, what's coming from here.
00:44:50Enough!
00:44:51Oh, I'll kill you.
00:44:53Shoot!
00:44:53She doesn't like it, Gershwin.
00:44:57I preferred Stardust.
00:45:00Belveri of stars.
00:45:02Go!
00:45:02Take them away!
00:45:04Rather, send them back to the enemy!
00:45:07Until we meet again.
00:45:08You know, are Americans and English like this?
00:45:11In half an hour we will have won the war.
00:45:13But I say, they hadn't abolished it, he drank it.
00:45:24Thank you, thank you.
00:45:29Softly, softly.
00:45:30Come on, near the piece, right there for you.
00:45:34Thank you.
00:45:35Thank you.
00:45:38Good morning, dear children.
00:45:40As you can see, the homeland does not forget you.
00:45:44and sends us among you to reward his best sons.
00:45:47Are you happy?
00:45:50You look a little pale, why?
00:45:54But maybe it's the hardships, the hardships.
00:45:56Sure, sure, but how's morale?
00:45:58Well, the moral, if I have to tell the truth...
00:46:00It's natural, you really have to tell the truth,
00:46:02because our mission is to listen to you.
00:46:04Oh, my dear and sweet ladies, if I must tell the truth,
00:46:07morale is in pieces.
00:46:10Poor thing.
00:46:11Hold my purse.
00:46:12You're welcome, ma'am.
00:46:14Oh, the bad thing he did to me!
00:46:15If you throw it, lady!
00:46:17But you'll kick my ass if I kick it!
00:46:22Come on, calm down!
00:46:23It's in the fridge right away.
00:46:24Did you hear the erota?
00:46:25Can he lose control like that?
00:46:26Be good, it's a big deal!
00:46:33But what is he doing?
00:46:37Run away!
00:46:37Now enough, calm down, you gave him a cautious warning.
00:46:42Look what he's done to you, come on, tidy up a bit.
00:46:45Thank you, dear ones, sorry, maybe I caused you a little upset.
00:46:48It was just a human reaction.
00:46:50Now it's all over, we don't think about it anymore.
00:46:52Yes, that's true, now let's think about our wounded.
00:46:55But think about this bombing, he was the one who had to take it,
00:46:58now that we had just refurbished it.
00:47:00So how's it going, how's it going?
00:47:01Well, well, it's just that the anesthesia from last time still hurts.
00:47:05Bu, bu, bu, gloves.
00:47:07Gloves, doctor.
00:47:09There was nothing better.
00:47:10But doctor, we are at war.
00:47:13So, before we remove the lower parts,
00:47:15the upper parts must be removed.
00:47:17Let's say the liver.
00:47:18No, not the liver!
00:47:20You only speak when questioned.
00:47:22But what liver, what liver?
00:47:24We will remove the giblets.
00:47:26Oh no, not the giblets.
00:47:28No, not the giblets!
00:47:30The giblets?
00:47:30The giblets?
00:47:31Yes!
00:47:33Scalpel!
00:47:38Saw?
00:47:39Yes!
00:47:42Saw!
00:47:45Gloves!
00:47:47Gloves!
00:47:47Salt is missing.
00:47:56Here's the liver.
00:47:59But I should take it.
00:48:00If I forge it for him.
00:48:01But it disgusts me!
00:48:03Is it possible?
00:48:05Are we disturbing?
00:48:06Forward, forward.
00:48:07We are from the Military Assistance Committee.
00:48:10Please, please, you never disturb.
00:48:13You are truly worthy.
00:48:15Oh, poor thing, what's wrong with him?
00:48:17That's all for now.
00:48:19We only took out his liver, look.
00:48:21Yes, now we have to remove a lung and the heart.
00:48:27Good heavens, what a disaster.
00:48:29But do you still hope to save him?
00:48:31Well, I really don't think so.
00:48:33And if he says so, you can believe it.
00:48:35How much suffering!
00:48:37What painful contribution must we pay to the god of war?
00:48:40But excuse me, doctor, were these offal supposed to end?
00:48:44Well, it depends, sometimes we bake them, sometimes we bury them.
00:48:47But it's an absurd waste, it's inconceivable.
00:48:49But besides the soldiers, we must think of our poor injured kittens.
00:48:54Oh, no, dear doctors, here we don't bake or bury anything anymore.
00:48:59Right!
00:48:59Here's a gift from the company for your kittens.
00:49:02Thank you, young man, you are a noble soul.
00:49:05I don't know!
00:49:05Ah, why am I not noble?
00:49:07I wouldn't say so.
00:49:08She buries, she bakes.
00:49:09Oh yes, then take it.
00:49:12Here, here it is.
00:49:14Let it not be said that I am a cruel man.
00:49:17Tell me, have they ever played a prank like this on your cats?
00:49:20Thank you, Doctor, you're a man who brings out the best in others, boy.
00:49:24Commands?
00:49:24Take it to the truck.
00:49:26We will come to visit you very often.
00:49:28Very often, doctors.
00:49:30Where is the infirmary?
00:49:31Oh no, the wounded no, the wounded are not to be touched.
00:49:33But what did he understand?
00:49:34No, we the wounded only bring gifts.
00:49:36Dorsia B.
00:49:38Thank you.
00:49:39Good evening.
00:49:41Until we meet again.
00:49:42Good evening.
00:49:43He woke up.
00:49:44Hey, how's it going, how's it going?
00:49:46Better, but the anesthesia always hurts.
00:49:50Something else will have to be removed.
00:49:51Yes, I really think so.
00:49:53Well yes.
00:49:55Oh.
00:49:57No, not that.
00:50:03Mom.
00:50:03Oh mama.
00:50:06Did you see?
00:50:07That's exactly what he wanted to recharge.
00:50:08How many?
00:50:09Our little soldiers.
00:50:11Who makes the boys, all white.
00:50:13For him, I am a marriage proposal.
00:50:15How sweet it is, it seems to give me.
00:50:18Do you like it?
00:50:19Oh, thank you, my dear.
00:50:21I'll do a set tomorrow.
00:50:24Is he happy?
00:50:25But look at this other one.
00:50:26And is there anyone who tells me for us, dear?
00:50:28It reminds me of my little nephew.
00:50:30And to you the homeland offers this wonderful illustrated book.
00:50:34It will keep you company.
00:50:35But what do I do with a picture book?
00:50:38Hey, boy, shall we look Cavaldonato in the mouth?
00:50:41Ah, I don't look anyone in the mouth.
00:50:43I can't see.
00:50:43So, if you haven't seen the book, I'll let you hear it now.
00:50:47Oh, God.
00:50:48How do you do it now?
00:50:49The gate is for him.
00:50:50He'll learn for another time.
00:50:52They really messed you up.
00:50:54Certain.
00:50:55Today's gentle sense.
00:50:56This must be the emergency room.
00:50:58Here they are.
00:51:00Better the morgue.
00:51:02Get it.
00:51:06That's not fit for war, poor thing.
00:51:08Hello lads.
00:51:10Hello lads.
00:51:13This is the fourth time it's been wrong.
00:51:18This is not Salonghitti.
00:51:20Even if it's a mess anyway.
00:51:22Novelty?
00:51:23Here, the usual mess, precisely.
00:51:24The news on the first channel says one thing,
00:51:26the news on the second channel says something else
00:51:28and then there are the free radios that complete the mess.
00:51:30It's an old story.
00:51:32They say that when the war comes they'll blow them all up, huh?
00:51:34Yes, yes, but they were saying that before the war too.
00:51:37Let us not despair.
00:51:39Hour X will fix everything.
00:51:44By the way, what's the news about X hour?
00:51:47Yes, you can say hello to him for me too.
00:51:49It pops, it pops and it never pops.
00:51:51Being a bit.
00:51:52Now X minus 12, now X minus 12, now X minus 12.
00:51:56Sense?
00:51:57Yesterday we were at minus 27, today at minus 12.
00:52:00However, Bernacca says it will improve.
00:52:02Third silver, what's up?
00:52:04The entire third proton has disappeared.
00:52:06Missing?
00:52:08How many degrees of heat do we have today?
00:52:1020 below zero.
00:52:11Lucky you, you're warm.
00:52:22Imbeciles!
00:52:23I told you so!
00:52:24When the thermometer drops below zero,
00:52:27you have to pee yourselves!
00:52:29Go!
00:52:31Come on!
00:52:32Go!
00:52:33Come on!
00:52:34Go!
00:52:35Come on!
00:52:36Come on!
00:52:36Enough, Mom!
00:52:38I can't take it anymore!
00:52:39Oh, wait a minute guys!
00:52:41But you guys are really horny!
00:52:43Eh, let me work!
00:52:44Oh!
00:52:45Bembole, bembole!
00:52:47We want bembole of every color!
00:52:49Huh?
00:52:50What a masterpiece!
00:52:51I know the first one, eh!
00:52:52Moment, moment!
00:52:53The final touch of lipstick is missing!
00:52:55Did you see that mouth?
00:52:56Pretty!
00:52:57She's ready to peck, isn't she?
00:53:00Nice, the channel is caught!
00:53:01No apples, do you have pears?
00:53:03Ah, without fruit!
00:53:04Oh well!
00:53:04But what fruit?
00:53:05No apples, the bembole is beautiful!
00:53:06Ah, yes, beautiful!
00:53:07Please, don't overdo it, okay?
00:53:09I have 15 reservations, all of them as tall as dogs!
00:53:12Please note that the pet area is very delicate!
00:53:15Ten marks!
00:53:16Oh, do you want to give me a little discount?
00:53:18No!
00:53:19Paying for a chest, dolls with prohibitions!
00:53:21Foot!
00:53:22Slowly, slowly, slowly!
00:53:24Hurry, hurry, it's late!
00:53:27Put them here!
00:53:31As!
00:53:33Here you are!
00:53:34So, here, let me make room, come on!
00:53:37Here, how are you?
00:53:39Ah, what are you doing this morning?
00:53:42Hate!
00:53:42Hate!
00:53:43Not the...
00:53:47Don't exaggerate, you're scaring everyone!
00:53:51In these things, a little grace is also needed, my son, eh!
00:53:53You have to take it...
00:53:54Eh, when the time is right you touch it...
00:53:56Who is?
00:53:57Oh!
00:53:57Well, what are you doing, voyeurs?
00:53:59No, I'm number two!
00:54:01Number two!
00:54:01Number two!
00:54:02Number two!
00:54:03Number two!
00:54:03Number...
00:54:04Number of shadows on the skin!
00:54:06When it's your turn, it's your turn!
00:54:07All right, all right, get the brands ready!
00:54:13Explode the cylinder!
00:54:14All right, all right!
00:54:15What have you done?
00:54:18Poor thing!
00:54:19It burst, you can see the blood pressure is high!
00:54:21Why is there a body with two teeth, do you have?
00:54:23Here, believe me, you manage on your own, manage on your own!
00:54:26Now?
00:54:27What now?
00:54:27What now?
00:54:28What now?
00:54:29Did I get the idea?
00:54:30Now?
00:54:31And when, if not?
00:54:32No!
00:54:33No!
00:54:33No!
00:54:33No!
00:54:34No!
00:54:34No!
00:54:34No!
00:54:34No!
00:54:35No!
00:54:35No!
00:54:35No!
00:54:35No!
00:54:35No!
00:54:35No!
00:54:35No!
00:54:35No!
00:54:36No!
00:54:37No!
00:54:47What did you do?
00:54:48How did I do it?
00:54:48The most beautiful masterpiece of my life!
00:54:50A transplant that not even Barnardo's can do!
00:54:52Look here!
00:54:52Huh?
00:54:53Pretty!
00:54:53Calm!
00:54:54Oh!
00:54:56What are these doing?
00:54:57Kelma guys, one at a time!
00:54:58Now it's him, eh!
00:54:59Look, he was there first!
00:55:01Huh?
00:55:02With Kelma you mean!
00:55:02What are they putting in their heads?
00:55:03Huh?
00:55:04Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful little transplant!
00:55:07Where are you going?
00:55:10To me?
00:55:11Come here!
00:55:11Where are you going?
00:55:12Where are you going?
00:55:13You come!
00:55:15Cristina!
00:55:15Cristina!
00:55:17Cristina!
00:55:17Come here, nothing's happening!
00:55:19What do you want?
00:55:20No!
00:55:21Look, I'm handsome!
00:55:23No!
00:55:23No!
00:55:24No!
00:55:24No!
00:55:24No!
00:55:25No!
00:55:25No!
00:55:25No!
00:55:26No!
00:55:26No!
00:55:26No!
00:55:35Oh!
00:55:35Thank goodness for a wall!
00:55:37I can kill them stige conen!
00:55:43Oh!
00:55:44How beautiful I am, my dear!
00:55:45And where am I?
00:55:45Oh!
00:55:53Oh!
00:55:53It is not true!
00:55:53Oh!
00:55:54Oh!
00:55:54Oh!
00:55:55Oh!
00:55:55Oh!
00:55:55Oh!
00:55:55Oh!
00:55:56Oh!
00:55:56Thank you all.
00:56:26Thank you all.
00:56:56Oh, you're having a good time, aren't you?
00:56:59But what did you come here to do?
00:57:01This being is my room.
00:57:02Yes, I am a man, I just arrived.
00:57:05And since I didn't read it, I saw it empty and...
00:57:07Yes, but why do you think that the two of us should come in here together?
00:57:10Oh, hey!
00:57:13It's not our fault.
00:57:14No, don't come in.
00:57:16But what's going on there?
00:57:19But who are you?
00:57:20You're an idiot, I've never seen you here.
00:57:24Sorry, Captain, I just arrived a few minutes ago, as I was saying.
00:57:27Oh, good.
00:57:29Usual poor service.
00:57:30It's a problem.
00:57:31Now where do I put you to sleep?
00:57:32Don't worry, Captain, I'll find a corner to settle in.
00:57:35No, no, I cannot allow this.
00:57:39And that will mean I'll share my bed with you.
00:57:42Thank you.
00:57:43Yes, they are already charged.
00:58:01But what are you doing?
00:58:02Do you keep a gun in bed?
00:58:04You know, I always go around the front lines armed.
00:58:06Don't be a pampina, accept this gun away from pra...
00:58:09But aren't you an auxiliary?
00:58:14My God!
00:58:15No!
00:58:16Help!
00:58:17Help!
00:58:18Sotticione, parra putte!
00:58:19Help!
00:58:20Help!
00:58:21Look, it's a man!
00:58:24Wake up, guys!
00:58:25No!
00:58:26There is a man!
00:58:29There is a man!
00:58:30But what do you see of the referee?
00:58:32Mone, help!
00:58:37What's going on here?
00:58:38What's all this bacchanal?
00:58:48Frippi soldered!
00:58:50Always you, huh?
00:58:51What are you doing here dressed as a woman?
00:58:52Ah, Sergio!
00:58:53War is war!
00:58:56He chooses to score!
00:59:00Allows?
00:59:01After her.
00:59:04Remember, never turn your back on the enemy.
00:59:06Cuckoo!
00:59:07Capelin, caplin, caplin!
00:59:11But what kind of capelin is she?
00:59:14It's a capelin.
00:59:15My men are all weakened.
00:59:18They no longer stand up.
00:59:20They hang on all sides.
00:59:22And I would like to know why.
00:59:24And she needs to know why.
00:59:26I.
00:59:26Because she confesses them.
00:59:28The secret of confession is sacred, it is inviolable.
00:59:32But for the Third Reich there are no secrets!
00:59:34For the love of the Führer there are no secrets to be kept!
00:59:38I know this.
00:59:40Yes, someone told me in confession...
00:59:42Word is circulating that...
00:59:44Well, there is something.
00:59:45But I didn't investigate.
00:59:47So, investigate!
00:59:47Can I investigate?
00:59:48That's an order!
00:59:49I want, Herr Comandant.
00:59:51You have it!
00:59:52Wait!
00:59:55Dancing soldiers...
00:59:57...and dear comrades!
01:00:00This time it's not your chaplain speaking to you!
01:00:04But a friend!
01:00:06A man!
01:00:07A man like you!
01:00:09Who perfectly understands human weaknesses...
01:00:14...and why not?
01:00:16The temptations of the flesh!
01:00:17You dirty little slut!
01:00:21So you want to see that he was the one who stole the commander's bimirrors?
01:00:25Even the commander complained about your inactivity...
01:00:29...of that certain apathy that you seem to be pervaded by!
01:00:34Guys, this is where we're slacking off!
01:00:37Thanks to information services...
01:00:40...we know the cause of this fall and fall of yours...
01:00:43...it's a certain Merlem!
01:00:47Now let's talk clearly!
01:00:49The homeland needs all your energy!
01:00:54And there's no Marlène who can justify even a single moment of weakness!
01:01:00In front of!
01:01:01I appeal to your reality as soldiers!
01:01:05Who was with Marlène?
01:01:07Or rather, the hands!
01:01:09And my goodness!
01:01:10Ah, at least one, thank goodness!
01:01:16You?
01:01:16Are you taking a step forward?
01:01:19Show your comrades a good look because they are an example to them!
01:01:23I'll nominate you to the commander for a special commendation!
01:01:27What is your name?
01:01:29Marlene?
01:01:30Marlene...
01:01:30Huh?
01:01:31Saint D'Oca...
01:01:33It will be the command!
01:01:35There!
01:01:36What happens?
01:01:55They tell me you are at war against the English, is that true?
01:01:59Word of honor!
01:01:59And you will fight until England disappears from the face of the earth!
01:02:03But dear, the end of England began in Gerabub!
01:02:07We are just waiting for news from General Rommel, the desert fox!
01:02:11Well, I am Sandokan, the tiger of Malaysia and I want to join your army!
01:02:15Are there any seats?
01:02:16But really?
01:02:18We have standing room only now but...
01:02:20It's evacuating!
01:02:22Perfect, I'm enlisting!
01:02:24He's enlisting!
01:02:26He's enlisting!
01:02:27Mr. Sandokan, you don't know what an honor it is for me to have you here!
01:02:31So the tiger cubs at hut 19, go!
01:02:34I want...
01:02:35Mr. Sandokan, on the other hand, will see my accommodation!
01:02:38But...
01:02:39...shall we then give this hair and the braid a little trim?
01:02:42Beloved, the hair doesn't fit!
01:02:44Rude!
01:02:45Or do it by force to avoid initial arguments and this is the battlefield!
01:02:59This is not cooked!
01:03:01Do you want to eat it burning?
01:03:03I do not know!
01:03:04You were joking!
01:03:05That's why I wanted volunteers!
01:03:07There's no point in screaming, just be careful if they miss first!
01:03:10The meat closest to the bone is tastier!
01:03:13But why are you protesting about it?
01:03:15Do you want something too?
01:03:17Shut up, shut up, you're ruining his broth!
01:03:22Where are you going with this dog?
01:03:23The vet said he needs to be put down!
01:03:26Why?
01:03:27Is he angry?
01:03:27Well, not angry at all!
01:03:29But of course he's a little sorry!
01:03:34I don't understand!
01:03:36He had a relapse!
01:03:37And yet we had put everything back in place!
01:03:39Everything in its place?
01:03:40But I hope so!
01:03:41Of course, if she were to die, it would be a disaster for her!
01:03:43Why?
01:03:44But how why?
01:03:45This is Marshal Gheri's nephew!
01:03:47If this one dies, the commander will kill him!
01:03:49And why me?
01:03:53Let's try resuscitation!
01:03:55Yes!
01:03:55Breathing, mouth to mouth!
01:03:59I understand!
01:04:02I'll do it!
01:04:06It's a recommended one!
01:04:08Miss?
01:04:09Yes, doctor!
01:04:10Breathing, mouth to mouth!
01:04:11Right away!
01:04:22Is dead!
01:04:25Miss, what did you have for lunch today?
01:04:27Spaghetti, garlic and garlic!
01:04:30I choked him!
01:04:32The commander is coming!
01:04:34The commander!
01:04:35Scomma!
01:04:35The commander!
01:04:36The commander!
01:04:36Yes!
01:04:36In the closet!
01:04:38In the closet!
01:04:39Take it from there!
01:04:40You take it from there!
01:04:40After you!
01:04:42There!
01:04:42Well done!
01:04:43As!
01:04:43Here it is!
01:04:44Here, here!
01:04:45Go!
01:04:45Go!
01:04:46Close!
01:04:50Here you are!
01:04:52Here's the chair!
01:04:53Yes, yes!
01:04:54Good morning, doctor!
01:04:55How is the patient doing?
01:05:03Well!
01:05:04Well!
01:05:04Well!
01:05:05Well!
01:05:05And where is it that I don't see it?
01:05:07Where?
01:05:08Where?
01:05:08To the toilet!
01:05:09To the toilet!
01:05:10All right!
01:05:14Because you know what's hanging over your head?
01:05:18Yes, of course it is...
01:05:19Yes, we know!
01:05:21We know!
01:05:23Why if the operation had failed?
01:05:26But she did it!
01:05:27It worked!
01:05:30I would have had him shot!
01:05:32Oh, yes!
01:05:33Right!
01:05:34Right!
01:05:34That's right!
01:05:35That's right!
01:05:35That's right!
01:05:36That's right!
01:05:37Anyway, how did things go?
01:05:40Yes, yes!
01:05:40Good, good!
01:05:42Well!
01:05:43Very good!
01:05:44Well, I have nothing else to say!
01:05:48Eh!
01:05:49Careful!
01:05:49Go, Letta!
01:05:53Go!
01:05:59For chaplains, can we also assist them?
01:06:01But yes, go ahead for me!
01:06:04And so, dear friend, here we are again!
01:06:07It's true that we always live, huh?
01:06:09Oh, it seems so!
01:06:10As long as there is health...
01:06:11Tell me this time you'll take it...
01:06:12Chaplains!
01:06:13Please!
01:06:13I respect the condemned man!
01:06:15No, I was saying this time you're taking it philosophically, right?
01:06:18And this makes me happy because it makes my job easier!
01:06:22So what page is this?
01:06:24Here you go!
01:06:28Attention!
01:06:29Attention!
01:06:30Suspend all activities!
01:06:32The shitty troops ready for immediate departure!
01:06:36Break the lines!
01:06:38World!
01:06:39So what?
01:06:40So what?
01:06:40No, I mean, when will we see each other again?
01:06:42What do I know!
01:06:42Hopefully, before the war ends!
01:06:44HI!
01:06:46Goodbye and sorry for the inconvenience!
01:06:47But you're welcome!
01:06:56Soon!
01:06:57The camp must be cleared in less than half an hour!
01:07:00Lieutenant!
01:07:02At your command!
01:07:03Make sure the column is ready!
01:07:06A sheet is attack information!
01:07:08Already done, sir, I have given all the necessary instructions!
01:07:11Shock troops in the lead, pack train in the center, panzers on the sides!
01:07:17What is it?
01:07:18The earthquake?
01:07:18No, sir, I did not order any earthquake!
01:07:21They are the panthers of vision, I also sent out to scout!
01:07:24I have to get to you right away, sorry!
01:07:31And you, incredulous Germany, will ask yourself one day
01:07:55How did your children make you so great?
01:07:59It's superb!
01:08:01Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!
01:08:03Who said?
01:08:05We don't know yet, historians will take care of that!
01:08:08We don't know yet, historians will take care of that!
01:08:12Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm here too!
01:08:16Commander, wait a minute!
01:08:18Wait a minute, he's coming!
01:08:22Froile!
01:08:23And me, my beautiful little solder!
01:08:26We washed our faces this morning, huh?
01:08:28Irregular!
01:08:31Come on, get out!
01:08:33You bigots!
01:08:34Force!
01:08:35Load up!
01:08:36For four pieces, the city!
01:08:38Aien!
01:08:38And for...
01:08:39Force!
01:08:40Excuse me!
01:08:42Excuse me!
01:08:42Excuse me!
01:08:43Idiots!
01:08:55Idiots!
01:08:56Before you started it, you could have woken me up!
01:08:58Don't you know it's not perfected yet?
01:09:01We'll stop you right now, tell us what to do!
01:09:03And if only I knew!
01:09:05It's so secret, I don't even know it!
01:09:08Anyway, let's see!
01:09:09Panfran, what's going on there?
01:09:16Commander, just one more minute and the car will be ready!
01:09:20Aschait!
01:09:21Come on, poran!
01:09:23Before starting it, he could have looked at the explanation and the car is ready!
01:09:37Before starting it, he could have looked at the explanation and the car is ready!
01:09:43How nice I am, I have to try three, I have to try three, I have to try three.
01:10:13Good, good, get over it.
01:10:29Good, if I weren't in a hurry he would stay here with you.
01:10:35What the hell are you talking about?
01:10:37This is the road to Capoletto.
01:10:41As?
01:10:42Head, straight.
01:10:44Branz?
01:10:45Head, straight.
01:10:46No, that's true, but it's a bit of yours.
01:10:49But they're going to patch up the text of you chase away the surdo.
01:10:53Who is?
01:10:56Is he out of tune?
01:10:57Private Branz!
01:11:13What are you doing on that fu?
01:11:15Sergeant, I've always dreamed of tired dancer.
01:11:17Yeah, but you obviously don't know how to ride.
01:11:20Not so much, look what I have.
01:11:23Oh my God, I'm so tired, I can't stand it anymore, my feet are smoking.
01:11:28And you?
01:11:29My skin is smoking.
01:11:31The skin?
01:11:31No, the, the skin.
01:11:33In the sense of the skin.
01:11:34No, the skin, as in the skin.
01:11:35Not so much, look what I have.
01:12:05What do you do with these signs?
01:12:11Posting is prohibited here, by order of the mayor.
01:12:14Come on, come on, move.
01:12:15Sorry, we didn't know that.
01:12:17Guys, let's go.
01:12:18To uffidersen.
01:12:19To uffidersen.
01:12:19Come on with the signs, on the truck, on the truck, go.
01:12:22Come on, move, move, hurry up, clear out.
01:12:26Go, go.
01:12:28Force.
01:12:32Behind, behind.
01:12:35And what's there?
01:12:55And here who knows when you pay.
01:12:57In the middle, here they take away your skin, your skin, your skin, if you ever get it right once.
01:13:05My goodness, what a place, and this is a miracle.
01:13:08Where do we come in, right?
01:13:10Let's go in, let's go in, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:13:12Ia, mine, ia, mine.
01:13:14Fraulein Dringoli, for you.
01:13:17Mila, the list of who?
01:13:18The wine list?
01:13:19To the lord.
01:13:21To the lord, me.
01:13:23Here you are.
01:13:23So, there are wines from all over the world here, huh?
01:13:25From all over the world.
01:13:25Of all the worlds.
01:13:26We see.
01:13:27So, in the city, a soda and four straws.
01:13:30Hey, no, no!
01:13:31But what is it?
01:13:32Yes, no, champagne.
01:13:33Champagne, champagne, champagne.
01:13:35Very good, champagne.
01:13:36What champagne is there?
01:13:36What's up?
01:13:37From the...
01:13:37De la Vette Clicquot, by Dom Pérignon, Mouet Chandon, of the afternoon.
01:13:42Which ones will you pervert?
01:13:45Bring them all to us.
01:13:46Cacchien!
01:13:48Franckest leiflein.
01:13:50Singestelf.
01:13:51Yes, shit.
01:13:53Shall we give him?
01:13:54Thank you.
01:13:55The gentlemen want to take advantage.
01:13:58Well, really, but they're not used to it anymore.
01:14:00Yes, please.
01:14:00We better smoke, okay?
01:14:02Yes, take advantage of the front.
01:14:06Please.
01:14:07There are cigars, domestic and foreign cigarettes and other specialties.
01:14:14Sir, you wish.
01:14:15Thank you.
01:14:20But that's not what I meant when I ordered the penne al pomodoro.
01:14:24But you can...
01:14:25Excuse me.
01:14:26You're welcome, you're welcome.
01:14:26Give those to me, please.
01:14:30For you, sir?
01:14:31So, bring me some caviar, two slices.
01:14:34But caviar is eggs.
01:14:36Then I'll make myself two egg and caviar omelettes.
01:14:38All right.
01:14:41Friend Fritz, what did you order?
01:14:44Oh, I don't know anything.
01:14:45I'll have two rigadoni made and I'll be fine.
01:14:51Are those pens good?
01:14:53They must have gone a bit wrong.
01:14:56Champagne.
01:15:02There's a bit of a cross.
01:15:02There's a bit of a cross.
01:15:02There's a bit of a cross.
01:15:04There's a bit of a cross.
01:15:11Oh, how romantic you are.
01:15:15Oh, okay!
01:15:18What is a becio?
01:15:19The rose among the peaches is an apostrophe, skinny, skinny, skinny...
01:15:23which he does easily in these without losing.
01:15:25Vass? Vansagginzi?
01:15:27That is to say, I would swallow you.
01:15:37We drank too much.
01:15:39And we smoked too much.
01:15:41I see 4.
01:15:42And I don't see 8.
01:15:44And not even Fritz, but could they be them?
01:15:46But look how dismantled they are!
01:15:50Vice!
01:15:51Berry by berry and ash reduce men to Venus!
01:16:05Just a moment! Just a moment and the food is ready!
01:16:14But what would he have ever expected from those two?
01:16:22I think they're still dreaming!
01:16:25A book without heart is a paper without heart!
01:16:30I don't know what it means but it's beautiful!
01:16:32Yes!
01:16:33What is a beak?
01:16:36How strong you are!
01:16:37Eight, Eight, come here, it makes eight!
01:16:40Eight, Eight, come here, it makes eight!
01:16:44Eight, Eight, come here, it makes eight!
01:16:47But for us, this is all just a dream!
01:16:49Yes!
01:16:50And I even kissed you!
01:16:51In your mouth!
01:16:52Eight, Eight, come here, it makes eight!
01:16:54Eight, Eight, come here, it makes eight!
01:16:57Let's go?
01:16:57Let's go!
01:16:59I'm coming!
01:17:03I'm coming!
01:17:04I'm coming, I'm doing it!
01:17:05Afanti!
01:17:07Afanti!
01:17:07Rancio is ready, it's cooked!
01:17:09Afanti!
01:17:10He's ready to eat!
01:17:11No, thanks, we've already eaten, we've eaten salmon, caviar, potatoes here!
01:17:15Rigatour!
01:17:16And now you have candles left!
01:17:18Come on, they'll eat everything!
01:17:20You're not going to eat!
01:17:22One more time!
01:17:23Now you can't fool us anymore, this is a dream, go!
01:17:25All right, do as you wish!
01:17:28Good morning!
01:17:29But isn't he dead?
01:17:30No, I came to thank you, I'm fine!
01:17:32But do you know that we took out your liver?
01:17:36The liver?
01:17:37Yes, now I digest very well!
01:17:39But we also removed a lung!
01:17:41Now I can smoke up to 60 cigarettes a day!
01:17:44And how does he do it without the heart?
01:17:46I'm not afraid of a heart attack anymore, I feel great!
01:17:49He's happy!
01:17:51But what about the thing?
01:17:54The thing?
01:17:55The dindela!
01:17:56Dindela?
01:17:59Very good!
01:18:01Very good!
01:18:01But do you know that instead of things, of sweets,
01:18:06we transplanted two small onions for her,
01:18:09two beautiful little onions!
01:18:11Oh, I see!
01:18:13That's why when I pee,
01:18:14my eyes are watering!
01:18:20Sticken!
01:18:21Always sticken!
01:18:23Can you tell me what's wrong with the trumpet today?
01:18:25Oh no, you're not fooling me this time!
01:18:28Here, in your hands!
01:18:31Ah, ah, ah, ah!
01:18:45All the, acts, acts, acts, acts, acts, acts, acts, acts!
01:18:48Benzai, benzai, benzai, benzai, benzai, benzai, benzai, benzai!
01:18:57Private Schultz!
01:18:58Yes?
01:18:59We're late, eh!
01:19:00Excuse me, Sergeant!
01:19:02Where is Soldier Otto?
01:19:04Eight!
01:19:05Eight!
01:19:06Eight!
01:19:06Eight!
01:19:07Who is?
01:19:08What happened?
01:19:09How is it, I said, Sergeant?
01:19:10A soldier of the Third Reich never sleeps!
01:19:12Well, I was dreaming a dream, she was in the dream too, you know, he was there too, who was supporting the little ones!
01:19:17Ah, ah, ah!
01:19:17I was dreaming of Marlene dei Triccioli, right?
01:19:19When...
01:19:20Marlene Dietrich, eh!
01:19:21Yes!
01:19:21Sweet memories!
01:19:22Oh!
01:19:22Ah, ah, ah, at a certain point...
01:19:24I like this!
01:19:25At a certain point she arrived among us, started doing a dance, and took all her clothes off!
01:19:30Get naked!
01:19:30Yes!
01:19:31Sweet memories!
01:19:33Eh!
01:19:33Oh, I like this!
01:19:36Well, when she was completely naked, next to her, Sergeant, right?
01:19:39Everything is fine, completely!
01:19:40Completely!
01:19:41With your breasts out!
01:19:42Sweet memories come out!
01:19:45I like this!
01:19:48When she was completely nuts, right?
01:19:49Which made movements more or less like this, at a certain point...
01:19:52This!
01:19:53We don't like this anymore, huh?
01:19:54Come on, tell me, come on, tell me, come on, tell me, come on, tell me, come on, tell me!
01:19:57But then, this is a warning!
01:19:58So, at one point, in this dream, the three of us were doing a dance together that was out of this world!
01:20:02We looked like the Bluebells!
01:20:03Look!
01:20:11Sergeant Miller!
01:20:13What is he doing?
01:20:14It was a moment of weakness!
01:20:15Settenga the agresti!
01:20:16Yuri!
01:20:20Soldier Eight!
01:20:23Penalty cells!
01:20:25For!
01:20:26And!
01:20:27Survive!
01:20:28And!
01:20:28Survive!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:29And!
01:20:30And!
01:20:30And!
01:20:30And!
01:20:30And!
01:20:31And!
01:20:31And!
01:20:31And!
01:20:31And!
01:20:32And!
01:20:33And!
01:20:33And!
01:20:34And!
01:20:34And!
01:20:34And!
01:20:35And!
01:20:35And!
01:20:35And!
01:20:35And!
01:20:38Putting it here!
01:20:39All right!
01:20:39All right!
01:20:39All right!
01:20:43Well!
01:20:44What happened?
01:20:46Ah!
01:20:48What a pain in the breach!
01:20:49But without limping!
01:20:50Oh yes!
01:20:51Eh!
01:20:51You can see it's a walking pain!
01:20:53Who are you?
01:20:54Eight!
01:20:55Are you Otto?
01:20:55Eight!
01:20:55Ottonis!
01:20:57But what does it have to do with anything?
01:20:58I don't know!
01:20:58My name is Otto!
01:20:59Ah!
01:20:59You are Otto!
01:21:00Eight!
01:21:01What he does to dream balloons!
01:21:02Famous Otto!
01:21:03For friends, people bend over backwards, but if you interfere, it can happen in a hurry!
01:21:06Hey, calm down because I'm going to split you in two!
01:21:07Who is this?
01:21:10What's wrong with his heart?
01:21:12It's decorated!
01:21:13Ah, it's decorated!
01:21:14I am from Canossi!
01:21:14But just two pieces!
01:21:16Go ahead!
01:21:16Just two pieces!
01:21:17It didn't make me laugh!
01:21:19Gazette?
01:21:21Where are you from?
01:21:22From the front.
01:21:23Front line?
01:21:23Yes.
01:21:24What do you call front line?
01:21:26What is to be said?
01:21:27Apples, apples, lots of apples, apples.
01:21:28Apples?
01:21:29All apples, apples, pears.
01:21:30Pears, vitamin P, are also great, right?
01:21:33All farts, all of them.
01:21:35Everyone?
01:21:35It's everyone's fart.
01:21:38But really everyone?
01:21:39Everyone.
01:21:39Even the commander?
01:21:40Commander is the biggest farter of all.
01:21:42This is serious.
01:21:43Laga's dysentery.
01:21:45I do not know.
01:21:46The war?
01:21:47The war, the war.
01:21:48What are we going to do?
01:21:49Let's smoke on it.
01:21:50Let's smoke on it.
01:21:51Let's smoke on it.
01:21:52Well yes.
01:21:52Let's smoke on it.
01:21:53Let's smoke on it.
01:21:54Let's smoke on it.
01:21:55Eh, cigarettes.
01:21:57Oh, sorry, I didn't realize, but I only have two.
01:22:00Well, that's enough.
01:22:02One by one, it doesn't hurt anyone.
01:22:03Like one by one, we are three.
01:22:05Well, good.
01:22:06One by one.
01:22:06Like one by one.
01:22:07These are two.
01:22:08Once, before the war.
01:22:10Now there are three.
01:22:12But, no fucking way.
01:22:13Do you want an example?
01:22:14So, cigarette number one.
01:22:17Cigarette number two.
01:22:18Two plus one, what's that?
01:22:19Three.
01:22:19Did you see?
01:22:20He saw.
01:22:22And what about me smoking?
01:22:23The third.
01:22:24Ah.
01:22:29It's light though, really light.
01:22:30But what are you doing?
01:22:32What do I do?
01:22:32Did you know that you banned soldiers from smoking in the infirmary?
01:22:34Oh, sorry.
01:22:42Well?
01:22:42What are you looking at?
01:22:45Look, you're done living.
01:22:48This time, don't give it to yourself.
01:22:50Sergeant?
01:22:50Yes.
01:22:51Yes.
01:22:51Yes.
01:22:52Is there any bombing in sight?
01:22:55I do not believe.
01:22:57Transfer orders?
01:22:59It's not worth it to me.
01:23:00Safe?
01:23:01Absolutely sure.
01:23:02So, let's get back to it.
01:23:04We were waiting for her.
01:23:05Take it easy, huh?
01:23:08I'm going up.
01:23:14And what scale is he?
01:23:17Nice day, huh?
01:23:18Beautiful.
01:23:20How are you feeling?
01:23:21I'm fine, is she?
01:23:22Well, not so much, you know?
01:23:24This move destroyed me.
01:23:26He feels like he's in for a shock.
01:23:27A stiff neck that I can't even tell you about.
01:23:29I am sorry.
01:23:30Eh, do we want to postpone?
01:23:32Postpone?
01:23:32Are you kidding?
01:23:33It looks bad.
01:23:35Everything is ready here.
01:23:37Then there's him too.
01:23:40Okay, let's move on.
01:23:41Let's move on.
01:23:43Sergeant, is everything okay?
01:23:44Everything is fine.
01:23:45I watch him from below.
01:23:47I'm watching from below.
01:23:48I fly.
01:23:54Sergeant, bring down the executioner too, there's more trouble from below.
01:23:57I fly.
01:23:58The anguish.
01:23:59Lives.
01:24:00Hangman, get off the stage.
01:24:02Come on, sir.
01:24:03My son, I have condemned it that the Lord in his immense goodness makes you suffer as much as you deserve and no more.
01:24:14Lupus etanis.
01:24:16Look, ah!
01:24:17You're bored!
01:24:17Yes, for you, from...
01:24:19But what happened?
01:24:32I want from poverty, I don't know.
01:24:34Not even death wants to take this one.
01:24:36But I can kill by hand.
01:24:38Isn't that right, we don't want to shoot him?
01:24:39Oh no, son the shopkeeper.
01:24:41The death sentence is one.
01:24:43Gallows and trapdoor.
01:24:44As the saying goes, escape them and save your skin.
01:24:47Excuse me.
01:24:48Is it rough?
01:24:50Please.
01:24:50Did you see how everything worked according to plan, everything went smoothly?
01:24:54Thank you.
01:24:55Please.
01:24:56See you soon.
01:24:56See you soon.
01:24:57Thank you.
01:24:57For what good?
01:24:58But what are you doing?
01:24:59At play?
01:24:59Well, you never know.
01:25:01Today for me, tomorrow for you.
01:25:02Tomorrow to me?
01:25:03And it's not over, there's a reason.
01:25:05By the way, I have to absolve you.
01:25:08Oh my god, what are these flying fortresses?
01:25:10Yes, flying fortresses.
01:25:12Safe?
01:25:12Yes.
01:25:13Where are they from?
01:25:14Over there.
01:25:15Are they coming from there?
01:25:16Then I'll go here.
01:25:17HI.
01:25:17Good white, eh.
01:25:20Complete it!
01:25:21Evacuate!
01:25:22Evacuate!
01:25:23Evacuate!
01:25:24Evacuate!
01:25:25Evacuate!
01:25:26Evacuate!
01:25:26Evacuate!
01:25:26Evacuate!
01:25:29Evacuate!
01:25:31Evacuate!
01:25:32Evacuate!
01:25:33Evacuate!
01:25:34Evacuate!
01:25:35Evacuate!
01:25:36When I said evacuate, I didn't mean that!
01:25:38Evacuate!
01:25:39Evacuate!
01:25:40Evacuate!
01:25:41Evacuate!
01:25:42Evacuate!
01:25:43Evacuate!
01:25:44Evacuate!
01:25:49This is Colonel Stevens speaking to you from Radio London.
01:25:53The Third Reich is in complete collapse.
01:25:56From the east, General Zuko's armies advance.
01:25:59From the west, that of General Montgomery.
01:26:02From the south, General Clark's armies.
01:26:05And from the southwest the armies of General Badiglio.
01:26:08Leisure.
01:26:09Excuse me.
01:26:10They tell me Badoglio.
01:26:12Hitler is on his knees.
01:26:14Hate.
01:26:15Dreams of glory.
01:26:17Wait!
01:26:18Wait!
01:26:19Wait!
01:26:20Wait!
01:26:21Wait!
01:26:22Wait!
01:26:23Wait!
01:26:24Wait!
01:26:25Wait!
01:26:26Wait!
01:26:27Wait!
01:26:28Commander!
01:26:29We are ready.
01:26:30Isn't he coming?
01:26:31Isn't he coming?
01:26:32Wait!
01:26:33Wait!
01:26:34Wait!
01:26:35Wait!
01:26:36Wait!
01:26:37A commander of the Third Reich is like a ship's commander.
01:26:40Deep down with his abacca.
01:26:42Go!
01:26:43A speech of rubber, commander.
01:26:46Deichstrand!
01:26:47We're Hitler!
01:26:48We're Hitler!
01:26:49We're Hitler!
01:26:50No!
01:26:51No!
01:27:01Wait!
01:27:02Wait!
01:27:03Ergarten!
01:27:04I'm coming too!
01:27:10I'm coming!
01:27:11I'm coming too!
01:27:14Eve!
01:27:15Come, Adolfo, come!
01:27:16You must escape!
01:27:17No one should recognize you!
01:27:20Napoleon!
01:27:21No!
01:27:22You're too tall!
01:27:25Garibaldi!
01:27:29The Hero of Two Worlds!
01:27:31No!
01:27:32You're too young!
01:27:38Julius Caesar!
01:27:40No!
01:27:42You're too much of an asshole!
01:27:45Statistics!
01:27:46Avivata!
01:27:47Oburdata!
01:27:52See you soon, see you soon!
01:28:22When I went to war, ein, zwei, drei.
01:28:29The chavo woman, my amarello, and the woman I see, has tried it, she has tried it of herself.
01:28:36The woman bucchia, the woman bucchia, the woman bucchia, the woman bucchia, the woman bucchia, the woman bucchia, the woman bucchia, the woman bucchia.
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