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00:00:00The one who kicked my heart
00:00:04What is the love that will be
00:00:07What is you
00:00:09You piece of idiot, who gave you your license?
00:00:15Repeat what you said
00:00:17You piece of idiot, who gave you your license?
00:00:22Perricone student!
00:00:25You have to give her to me
00:00:26Excuse me
00:00:30Wake up guys
00:00:39Everyone in the courtyard for the exercises
00:00:41Hey, no smoking here
00:00:43Wake up, wake up
00:00:44Quick
00:00:45Quick
00:00:47Awake
00:00:53Here, here, here
00:00:58Who is?
00:01:00Wakes up
00:01:01Wakes up
00:01:02Why do you sleep with the stimuli?
00:01:04Because with the coat it becomes soda
00:01:05Be funny
00:01:07If I find you like this again I'll grab you by the sun and bang your head against it
00:01:11And how does it allow you?
00:01:19What?
00:01:20Do you know who that is?
00:01:20Of course I know
00:01:21Miss Caramella is my girlfriend for those who don't know.
00:01:25She's my girlfriend
00:01:28Why did I say my girlfriend?
00:01:30Mine, mine!
00:01:32It's mine, mine!
00:01:33How should I say this?
00:01:34I want to be with those guys
00:01:35My!
00:01:36I said to say it's mine
00:01:38And I say my girlfriend
00:01:41My!
00:01:42Big Enrico!
00:01:44What's up?
00:01:44Remember that I am always a vice brigadier
00:01:47So what?
00:01:47So I demand to be addressed formally.
00:01:49But we are relatives
00:01:51There is no parenthesis here
00:01:53Blood of the same blood
00:01:54I don't have any blood
00:01:56Ah, I've always said that
00:01:57You are anemic
00:01:58Give me the eye
00:01:59Give me the eye
00:02:00Enough!
00:02:01Regarding Miss Caramella
00:02:03Know that you are in love with me
00:02:04Because of the firefighter uniform
00:02:06And I to destroy the competition
00:02:10When I was called up to be a firefighter I did
00:02:12Please, assistant firefighter trainee
00:02:16Berricone!
00:02:18I'll give you two minutes to get dressed.
00:02:20We couldn't do an hour and a half
00:02:22No!
00:02:22No!
00:02:23Listen, listen guys!
00:02:24No!
00:02:25And this for you
00:02:26I became a succubus
00:02:28A succubus
00:02:30You understand?
00:02:31But I'll be there for a few days
00:02:32I degraded it
00:02:33This son of a fireman
00:02:35Attention!
00:02:37Attention!
00:02:38Attention!
00:02:39Attention!
00:02:40We have come to this public square
00:02:41To sell you our product
00:02:43Thrown from the crate
00:02:46Silence!
00:02:47Attention!
00:02:48We have come to this public square
00:02:50Shut up I told you!
00:02:52We came here to show you
00:02:54How to descend a roped rock
00:02:56Perricone
00:02:57The rope is yours
00:02:58Yes sir
00:02:59Give up!
00:03:03Oh!
00:03:05Give up!
00:03:05Oh!
00:03:06Oh!
00:03:07And what are you doing?
00:03:08Give up!
00:03:09Oh!
00:03:09No!
00:03:10Give up with an M!
00:03:12Like Modugno!
00:03:12How mo...
00:03:13Spring!
00:03:16Here you are!
00:03:17Spring!
00:03:21Spring!
00:03:25Spring!
00:03:26Spring!
00:03:26Spring!
00:03:27Yes!
00:03:28Yes!
00:03:30Attention!
00:03:31Attention!
00:03:31I'm sorry but I didn't bring anything from the barracks.
00:03:37If she wants, send her to get a cognac
00:03:39Perricone, a grappa equal to a nail
00:03:42Give the sergeant a nail!
00:03:43Give the sergeant a nail!
00:03:45Give the sergeant a nail!
00:03:47Attention!
00:03:48Attention!
00:03:49Leaves!
00:03:49Eh!
00:03:50What do you say?
00:03:51Perricone orders are not discussed
00:03:53Leaves!
00:03:54All right!
00:03:55It's here!
00:04:04Next up!
00:04:12Well!
00:04:13Next up!
00:04:15You don't have a parachute!
00:04:19Come on!
00:04:19One, two, three, four, five, fifteen
00:04:25Oh my God, where do I throw myself?
00:04:28Jump in!
00:04:29And now I'm jumping in!
00:04:33Launch!
00:04:36Do you want to throw away your coat?
00:04:39But the orders?
00:04:40How is it going?
00:04:42All is well, Commander.
00:04:43Change your mind!
00:04:52One more time!
00:04:53But do you want to jump in?
00:04:54Yes or no?
00:04:55Eh!
00:04:56Eh!
00:04:56Eh!
00:04:56All right!
00:04:59Who is?
00:05:00What is his name?
00:05:00The student Francesco Perricone
00:05:01Go!
00:05:10For the third time!
00:05:15But!
00:05:17If you allow me, I'll take care of it.
00:05:19Hey, you take me up
00:05:23You made me look good!
00:05:30You are a coward!
00:05:31Let's sit up for today!
00:05:32Here I am!
00:05:35What did you do?
00:05:37Cuggenuzzo
00:05:38You told me to sit upstairs!
00:05:42Perricone!
00:05:43You have to address me formally!
00:05:45Yes sir!
00:05:46My dear!
00:05:48For me since you left Rocca Marina
00:05:50In Rocca Marina
00:05:52There is no one left
00:05:54The streets are deserted
00:05:57Full of people
00:05:59I look into the crowd
00:06:01And you are not in the crowd
00:06:04Where are you?
00:06:05Tell me!
00:06:06I love you
00:06:08I love you
00:06:08Firefighters!
00:06:23The prisoner has escaped!
00:06:25But what escaped if I'm here?
00:06:27What are you doing up there?
00:06:28I take a breath of fresh air
00:06:30Underneath is the tuxedo
00:06:31Oh, you were studying the piano, huh?
00:06:34The accordion when I was a child
00:06:35The escape plan
00:06:37But what kind of evasion is evasion?
00:06:39And I'm going, but where am I going?
00:06:41Get down immediately!
00:06:42I'm coming down!
00:06:45Here you are!
00:06:45I did it on purpose
00:06:48What's up?
00:06:49Here
00:06:49Are you hiding something from me?
00:06:55I would never allow myself
00:06:56Let me see with your hand
00:06:57I washed it this morning
00:07:00Show me the other one
00:07:01I washed this one with the cane
00:07:02Let me see what you have behind
00:07:04But I have nothing
00:07:06Barrese Prayer
00:07:08Let's not exaggerate
00:07:09Obey
00:07:10But how dare he?
00:07:12Ah ah
00:07:13It's mine
00:07:13A messenger
00:07:15I don't know if he comes from Messina
00:07:16Without tearing it up
00:07:18Oh
00:07:19Violation of epistolary secrecy
00:07:21Aside from the guns
00:07:24This letter is mine
00:07:25This letter is mine
00:07:26No
00:07:27Caramella wrote it to me
00:07:29You're lying
00:07:31It says here my dear
00:07:33And until proven otherwise, I'm the fat one.
00:07:35And the name was misunderstood
00:07:38Ciccio is the diminutive of Francesco
00:07:41And Francesco is the extension of Franco
00:07:45So Ciccio equals Franco
00:07:47I explained myself
00:07:48There is no doubt about it
00:07:50Candy
00:07:51He talks about me in the letter
00:07:53And he can't forget these eyes
00:07:55Free and independent
00:07:57Then he talks about my hair
00:07:59Of my mouth
00:08:00Of my nose
00:08:02He doesn't talk about the mustache
00:08:03So it's a fat guy with a big fat ass
00:08:05And this is me
00:08:07I have a mustache
00:08:08No, eh, I don't have it
00:08:09Eh, okay
00:08:11Do you see this letter?
00:08:13Of course I see it
00:08:13You won't read it anymore
00:08:15Of course I see it
00:08:20Of course I see it
00:08:22No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:09:22I'll give you the phone.
00:09:24Every age is alert for the cune.
00:09:27Commands.
00:09:28Proceed with your duties.
00:09:30Quick, fill up the tanker.
00:09:32Sir, yes.
00:09:35Quick with this water.
00:09:37I'm shooting.
00:09:38Quick, one, two, one.
00:09:40Fill the fire truck with water.
00:09:41I'm shooting.
00:09:43Quick, stop with me.
00:09:45Here's the water.
00:09:52Fire control on the third floor, commander.
00:10:22Good, good.
00:10:24It's ten eighteen.
00:10:25At ten twenty-one, call in the last fire engine.
00:10:28Sir, yes.
00:10:29Check your stopwatch.
00:10:30What time is it?
00:10:32Five o'clock came here.
00:10:33Perfect.
00:10:50Then at fifteen.
00:10:52Excuse me, Commander.
00:10:59Yes?
00:10:59That one has a transfer request.
00:11:01Ah, yes, yes, it was accepted.
00:11:03It should arrive any minute now.
00:11:06I am very grateful to you, Commander.
00:11:07Oh, you're welcome.
00:11:09Thirty seconds to ten twenty-one.
00:11:11May God protect me from the water, but I will take care of the flames.
00:11:15D'Annunzio.
00:11:16Well, wait a minute.
00:11:17Go for Ricone.
00:11:20The other tankers are not enough to reduce the flames.
00:11:23Let me get to the place.
00:11:25I open the waterfalls of my race and turn the fire into a flood.
00:11:29I open the waterfalls of my gara and turn the fire into a flood.
00:11:34I open the waterfalls of my gara and turn the fire into a flood.
00:11:36I open the waterfalls of my gara and turn the fire into a flood.
00:11:42I open the waterfalls of my gara and turn the fire into a flood.
00:11:43hurry up guys and hurry up with this water
00:11:51to the fire to the fire I'm going to the pump
00:12:02load water, in short this water arrives, water
00:12:13oh my god the dawn catches fire early call firefighters
00:12:36here is the guilty commander the result is the exercise this
00:12:42it will continue to burn for two weeks if you don't mind that sir
00:12:45Commander, what do you mean, it's going to rain heavily soon and I know it, I feel it
00:12:50certain thick calluses have sometimes made me worried
00:12:56Some of you have been particularly hard but these months spent together
00:13:01they made sure that when I get to my last lesson I feel the sorrow of
00:13:07separate me from all of you well exactly from all of you no it is the achieved degrees of
00:13:13brigadier they determined my transfer excuse me and where they did it
00:13:18transferred student Perricone, what do you care, vice brigadier Barrese, please
00:13:24Brigadier, excuse me, vice-brigadier, I was just saying that to send a
00:13:29a little thought, a postcard during the Christmas holidays, a nice plate of pasta with sauce
00:13:33four cannoli a nice bottle of Moscato I don't accept women from my parents
00:13:36subordinates especially from certain but we are cousins I was saying for an exchange of
00:13:42correspondence where is it that Perricone sends it is a military secret
00:13:48and now pay attention, the commander Pappalardo will come here soon and probably
00:14:00he will want to ask you some questions in that case don't make me look bad
00:14:06The questions he will ask you are always the same, that is, those in the manual, how to
00:14:10the relationship between superior and subordinate in the face of a fire involves
00:14:15etc. etc. well, let's proceed with a practical example, pay close attention
00:14:20you benenato how does a firefighter behave when faced with an outbreak of
00:14:25fire hits it with the jet of its pump, destroying all resistance
00:14:29Leonardis' bravo axe blows commands how the student behaves
00:14:35in the face of a just rebuke from a superior, one must not respond without batting an eyelid and
00:14:40stay alert, stay alert, stay comfortable, good morning, Brigadier, we can do something
00:14:56little question and they all prepared very well so let's see let's hear one
00:15:03wake up you, I with permission you know how the pumps were in the past and how they are
00:15:14hand pumps, steam pumps and electric pumps are becoming more and more perfected.
00:15:22name we give to the latest funeral pumps thanks for the transfer as it is
00:15:34involves a student in front of a fire outbreak does not respond
00:15:39he blinks and stays on the tent until it goes out and what does a student do
00:15:49when he is hit by the just rebuke of his superior he hits him
00:15:53with the jet of his own pump breaking down all resistance blows of the axe
00:15:57Miss
00:16:27Miss Candy Mr. Fat I can't stop to talk on the street
00:16:32with her but as I got myself transferred to Rocca Marina for the love that
00:16:36I bring them you can't bring me love I'm promised already promised to who is an idiot
00:16:41I'm an idiot and a traitor, what does he say? I say what is proven by the attachment to
00:16:46photographic documentation here
00:16:50it's not possible he did this yes
00:16:55but until the day before yesterday he wrote to me to set the date of our wedding
00:16:59coward caramel francesco perricone is a buffoon and you instead need a man
00:17:06serious, tall, nice and occupying a brigadier rank in the social ladder I, I, candy
00:17:13fire brigade brigade Ciccio Barrese what are you doing leaving
00:17:19candy at this moment my heart too anguished does not exist but but dear dear
00:17:27apple
00:17:29thanks goodbye good morning cucurucù I'll give myself a trim a mustache I'll do it yes but also
00:17:45the other nothing me and give them to me I only need them in the barracks I don't want them in the shop I am
00:17:52a pacifist barber no if a rude barber a tear on the finger
00:17:58candy a tear on the finger I understood so many things
00:18:07my goodness what an impression how is it going what an impression you destroy the tear my daughter it's a little bit
00:18:26for that beak that the scorpion who is the scorpion the chimpanzee
00:18:30but I would really like to know who that is
00:18:33that one kills him
00:18:36calm
00:18:37calm down my mom
00:18:40calm
00:18:42calm
00:18:43calm
00:18:44calm
00:18:45calm
00:18:46calm
00:18:47game
00:18:48爾
00:18:51calm
00:18:53It's been a while since I've heard from you. I thought you were both dead.
00:18:57No, we're alive. But I'm only alive for a little while longer, because of that wretched Franco.
00:19:02While I cry and despair, who knows, in the Comerino.
00:19:06My poor daughter. You take my disi. You take my disi.
00:19:10This one gets me... This one gets me disi.
00:19:13I know, nose, I know, I know.
00:19:23Help! Help! Mrs. Bappalotto! Help me!
00:19:32I called the police station to get a policeman to help me.
00:19:36And not because I have a traffic cop who needs my help.
00:19:39Oh, yeah, but I dropped the ladder. He should take it from me.
00:19:42Hey, young man. Remember, I'm your commander's wife.
00:19:46He doesn't want to dictate to me by chance.
00:19:48For goodness sake, Madam Commander. But the ladder is no longer there.
00:19:51Take it from me, please. Take it from me. I can't take it anymore. I can't resist.
00:19:55I fall! I fall! I fall!
00:19:57The ladder is here. Come down and take it.
00:20:01And how can I get down if the ladder is no longer there?
00:20:04Throw it away.
00:20:05And then I jump. Goodbye, disgusting world. I jump. Goodbye.
00:20:15What? First you tell me to jump, and then you tell me, poor thing, poor thing.
00:20:20I'm not telling her.
00:20:21Poor little guy of his little mistress.
00:20:26Don't move, you know.
00:20:28Don't run away. This thing's coming for you now.
00:20:32I'll come up and get you.
00:20:35Move it, you slacker.
00:20:36I'm going, I'm going.
00:20:37I go.
00:20:38And go.
00:20:45Here I am coming.
00:20:46Soon.
00:20:47I'm coming.
00:20:49To the two of us, parrot of valor.
00:20:52From man to man.
00:20:54We will see.
00:20:56Don't worry, ma'am.
00:20:59He's coming right away.
00:21:02Now you'll find out, you street parrot.
00:21:06Son of a chicken like the ones I know.
00:21:08You don't feel safe anymore, huh?
00:21:16He begins to lose his balance.
00:21:19Don't worry, ma'am.
00:21:22I land him without a parachute.
00:21:27Let's separate.
00:21:28Here it is, the parrot.
00:21:32Come on, dear.
00:21:34You come.
00:21:35I hurt you badly, huh?
00:21:38Don't be afraid.
00:21:41Your little mistress's pepper.
00:21:43Forgive me, madam.
00:21:44You too, Peppetto.
00:21:49My sassafras.
00:21:51His stone what?
00:21:52Sassafras.
00:21:53Have you mutilated my sassafras?
00:21:54But how did you get the idea to cut that branch?
00:21:56You must forgive me, Commander Parrot.
00:21:58But how dare you?
00:21:59I meant, Commander Pappafrasso.
00:22:02There was the sassogallo on the sassofappa.
00:22:05And the commander...
00:22:06Who is the commander?
00:22:07She is the parrot's wife.
00:22:09You mean, my wife?
00:22:10This is the family business.
00:22:11Don't put a damper on the problem between husband and wife.
00:22:13Enough!
00:22:14Enough, shut up.
00:22:15I don't want to hear from you anymore.
00:22:16Go away, get out of my way.
00:22:18Luckily you finished the course.
00:22:19And where I send you, you will no longer be able to do any harm.
00:22:22Go!
00:22:23I am discharged.
00:22:25Dismissed!
00:22:25All right, I'm going.
00:22:26Yes!
00:22:30Three!
00:22:35Here's the water, go on.
00:22:37Louse purpose!
00:22:38Oh, base, do I know what to do with this game?
00:22:40Huh?
00:22:41I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:22:43Let's go again, coffee.
00:22:48Good morning, paraschal.
00:22:49Good morning.
00:22:52To start the day off right...
00:22:55You have to bring your right foot out first.
00:22:58And why?
00:22:59To avoid an accident.
00:23:03Brigadier Barresi...
00:23:04Yes?
00:23:04She's in charge of receiving the new incoming convincing.
00:23:09How to use it, I don't know.
00:23:11Don't worry, officer.
00:23:12Intense?
00:23:13Don't worry, girls.
00:23:21Stay calm.
00:23:23Listen to me.
00:23:24We are very fond of love, we are songs.
00:23:26Huh?
00:23:27We are very kind.
00:23:30Who are we?
00:23:31Carmi.
00:23:31Huh?
00:23:32Until we set fire to the town hall, you'll never be able to try your...
00:23:37Three.
00:23:38Quality.
00:23:41This, to you.
00:23:42This.
00:23:43Five and two sevens.
00:23:45And for...
00:24:10And for...
00:24:12You here?
00:24:23Well?
00:24:24Don't you say hello?
00:24:27Ah, this was your secret destination to secretly see me.
00:24:32That's yours, that's yours.
00:24:33Come to her.
00:24:34To her, to her I came, to Caramella.
00:24:36And you moved there on purpose to harass me.
00:24:39Firefighter Perricone, you have to give it to me.
00:24:42But we went to school together.
00:24:44Yes, but you were my student.
00:24:46But I'm your cousin.
00:24:47And I'm not.
00:24:49You are not part of the family.
00:24:51You are part of the new contingent.
00:24:53No, I am not part of it, I am the new continent.
00:24:57Contingent.
00:24:58Precisely.
00:24:59Enough chit chat.
00:25:01Where are the others?
00:25:02The others?
00:25:02The others are me.
00:25:04Tell me.
00:25:05You tell me and I'll follow.
00:25:07What should I do?
00:25:08Broom!
00:25:09But I haven't even arrived and you're already fucking me.
00:25:14Good, good, good.
00:25:15Is this uniform new?
00:25:17Beautiful, huh?
00:25:17Brand new.
00:25:18Enricone, be less obstinate.
00:25:24There is discipline here.
00:25:27The firefighters of Rocca Marina are uncompromising.
00:25:31And you're wearing your tie crooked in this new uniform, huh?
00:25:34I give you three days of rigorous prison.
00:25:37Follow me.
00:25:38Says Brigadier Masetti.
00:25:39And the doctor is a brigadier.
00:25:40But do you want to put this spell down?
00:25:47Yes.
00:25:48To the!
00:25:49To the!
00:25:50To the!
00:25:50To the!
00:25:51To the!
00:25:51To the!
00:25:52What is he doing?
00:25:53To the!
00:25:54To the!
00:25:57It is regrettable that the new contingent is taking up service with a shortage of clothing.
00:26:03For this I gave him three days in prison.
00:26:05But then he should be given a life sentence.
00:26:07Shut up.
00:26:07Is it prison?
00:26:09But here you are not in prison.
00:26:10And I'm amazed by this, given how long a career you've had.
00:26:13A firefighter doesn't go to prison.
00:26:15Pay the fine.
00:26:16The fine?
00:26:17But for the actual ones.
00:26:18And since the conscript is considered a soldier by me, he will go to prison.
00:26:24But, but, then you don't understand.
00:26:26You're not in prison here, are you?
00:26:28There isn't.
00:26:29There isn't.
00:26:30Shut up.
00:26:30And he said it, is it true that he isn't there?
00:26:32Not that you are.
00:26:32There isn't.
00:26:32And where?
00:26:33He must have gone on vacation.
00:26:36And where do we end this?
00:26:37You lock me out.
00:26:38Who are you an idea?
00:26:39Here you are.
00:26:40But I say, is it possible that there isn't a place that needs to be locked?
00:26:45A place to be locked?
00:26:47Yes, what a church.
00:26:49Yes.
00:26:50There is.
00:26:50There is.
00:26:52There is.
00:26:52Colembo, colembo, colembo, my head, my head hurts.
00:27:00What secrets?
00:27:01Colembo, I have an urgent need.
00:27:03But who are you saying?
00:27:04Colembo, you have to do me a favor.
00:27:06I?
00:27:06Yes.
00:27:07You have to do it with some superior.
00:27:08Because I wear them too small, my head hurts here.
00:27:11I feel like a piece
00:27:12How much do you have from you?
00:27:15Sixty six
00:27:15What can you tell me?
00:27:1733, he puts it
00:27:18The Marshal
00:27:22Guys, you will understand the needs of your commander.
00:27:31Oh Marshal, we'll be talking about it this afternoon.
00:27:33Is dead
00:27:35Did he die?
00:27:36Is dead
00:27:37Is dead
00:27:37No, I say, he's been waiting a long time
00:27:39Marshal, I've been here for half an hour.
00:27:41I found these two
00:27:42Marshal, you're leaving.
00:27:43You're shooting ticky
00:27:44Ticchio
00:27:45I've been here since this morning
00:27:46When I arrived there was a star
00:27:48Marshal
00:27:50Marshal
00:27:51Marshal
00:27:52So it's a serious thing
00:27:54Open up, who's there?
00:27:56There are people
00:27:57Who is?
00:27:59Who's speaking?
00:28:01It's you who called, what number do you want?
00:28:03Number one hundred here, busy
00:28:05Open up, no fuss
00:28:08I open, I punish you
00:28:09I've already been punished
00:28:11The one who punished me was Brigadier Barres
00:28:14He's the one who locked me in here
00:28:15But who are you?
00:28:17I am firefighter Franco Berregola to serve you
00:28:20I want to hire myself
00:28:23Here you are
00:28:24And you here
00:28:26Keep
00:28:27Marshal
00:28:29Marshal
00:28:30Marshal
00:28:31Marshal
00:28:33You make apples for yourselves
00:28:34Don't worry
00:28:35We'll take care of it now
00:28:37Sixty six
00:28:38Present
00:28:38Show us what we know it does?
00:28:40Yes
00:28:40A
00:28:41Two
00:28:41Three
00:28:42But what kind of winner are you?
00:28:45Can't break down a door?
00:28:48Marshal
00:28:49My head hurts
00:28:50There's no point in trying to break down a door
00:28:53To simplify things
00:28:56Call Brigadier Barrese
00:28:57He's the one who has the key
00:28:59But why don't we call this Brigadier Barrese?
00:29:02Barrese?
00:29:02Barrese?
00:29:03What Barrese?
00:29:04Barrese?
00:29:05Barrese?
00:29:05Barrese, what's there?
00:29:07But what is this nonsense anyway?
00:29:08Here is the prisoner
00:29:09The prisoner?
00:29:10The prisoner?
00:29:11Oh yeah
00:29:11All right
00:29:12But where is Brigadier Barrese?
00:29:14In the village
00:29:14In the village?
00:29:15If who has the key?
00:29:16You will have it on
00:29:17And the needy?
00:29:19Ah, the little needs
00:29:20What's the courtyard?
00:29:21In the courtyard?
00:29:22Eh
00:29:23In the courtyard
00:29:25I'll take care of it now
00:29:29Follow me
00:29:30Listen guys
00:29:55This
00:29:56Is it a Barrese word?
00:29:57But do you want to move?
00:30:00Is he a rusty-haired guy?
00:30:01It's been a century
00:30:02There is nothing more to do
00:30:03Quick
00:30:07I recommend you soon
00:30:09Obvious
00:30:10It's tough
00:30:11I can't stand it anymore
00:30:12These movements
00:30:13They make you move
00:30:14Force
00:30:15Courage
00:30:16Oh mama
00:30:17A siponeo
00:30:18HI
00:30:19Oh mama
00:30:20Oh mama
00:30:21Are you also delivered?
00:30:37What is this you?
00:30:39I am the commanding marshal
00:30:41Go away
00:30:42Go away
00:30:43Go away
00:30:44Yes sir
00:30:45But where do I get out?
00:30:45The door is closed
00:30:46From the window
00:30:48Yes but if she doesn't open the window
00:30:50How can I get out?
00:30:53Via
00:30:53Commands
00:30:54Go away
00:30:56I'm going I'm going
00:30:57What's up?
00:31:09He freed himself
00:31:10Go away
00:31:10Go away
00:31:12I told you
00:31:12Yes sir
00:31:13Excuse me, Mr. Marshal.
00:31:22But we met somewhere
00:31:24His rage is not new to me
00:31:26It reminds me of someone
00:31:27I said go away
00:31:28Go away
00:31:29I can't take it anymore
00:31:31And it goes
00:31:31And it goes
00:31:31Mr. Marshal
00:31:38I have to go back
00:31:39I am delivered
00:31:40I was from the delivery
00:31:41Go away
00:31:42Yes sir
00:31:43Yes sir
00:31:43Yes sir
00:31:44Yes sir
00:31:44Yes sir
00:31:45Yes sir
00:31:45Yes sir
00:31:45Yes sir
00:31:45Yes sir
00:31:45Yes sir
00:31:45Yes sir
00:31:45Yes sir
00:31:46Yes sir
00:31:47Yes sir
00:31:48Yes sir
00:31:48She tells Brigadier Barrese
00:31:50I said go away
00:31:52Go away
00:31:53I can't take it anymore
00:31:54And don't get angry
00:31:55There is no need to do so
00:31:56I'm leaving
00:31:57Yes sir
00:31:58Keep calm
00:31:59Too late
00:32:03No
00:32:05My heart waits
00:32:06Forever
00:32:07What does he say?
00:32:08Rient, rient, rient, rient
00:32:10But my daughter
00:32:11A firefighter put it out
00:32:12And a senior firefighter
00:32:14Who wants to turn it back on
00:32:16To set fire
00:32:17I'm fine off
00:32:19And I don't want to be insisted
00:32:21In fact, you are the one
00:32:22My daughter
00:32:23Don Ciccio
00:32:24I truly love you
00:32:25And that's why
00:32:26That surrounds you
00:32:27And I'll sit down with you
00:32:29Ah, the siege
00:32:30Lady
00:32:32There is Mr.
00:32:33Candy
00:32:34I'll tell you with flowers
00:32:36Daughter
00:32:36But but but but
00:32:39But I say sir
00:32:40But but
00:32:41But knight
00:32:44I didn't hear well
00:32:46I heard it
00:32:47Oh
00:32:48But anyway
00:32:49Some of you
00:32:50He wants to explain to me
00:32:51I
00:32:51Who is?
00:32:53Vigilant Pericone
00:32:54You delivered for three days
00:32:56You have to explain to me
00:32:56How come you're free?
00:32:58I was instructed
00:32:59For cabinet reasons
00:33:00If your ideas are still not clear
00:33:03Maybe he can clarify them for you.
00:33:04These snapshots
00:33:05Instantly
00:33:06I got married
00:33:08And I didn't notice
00:33:09But but but
00:33:11But but but
00:33:13I say mommy
00:33:14But
00:33:14You excused me
00:33:15Knight
00:33:16But but but but
00:33:18Stop
00:33:19Go
00:33:20But but but but
00:33:22I'm sorry
00:33:23That I can't slap you
00:33:24Because I will be your superior
00:33:26That's better
00:33:28We want to call the waitress
00:33:31And I get slapped by her too
00:33:33There is no need
00:33:34I'm always here
00:33:35But but but but then
00:33:37He is a family messenger
00:33:38Shut up
00:33:39And stand on your guard
00:33:40Yes sir
00:33:41Oh mama
00:33:48The bells are ringing
00:33:50What happened?
00:33:50The bells
00:33:51The bells
00:33:52The bells
00:33:53Bells
00:33:54What happened?
00:33:57I do not know
00:33:57I only know that all the bombers
00:34:00They are mobilized in the barracks
00:34:01Hurry up
00:34:03Perricone let's go
00:34:04Go away
00:34:04He feels the truth
00:34:06Go away
00:34:06You go out
00:34:07Go away
00:34:07All right
00:34:08I throw myself out the window
00:34:09Hurry up soon
00:34:13I arrive
00:34:14Excuse me, Marshal.
00:34:21If he meets the vicissant Perricone
00:34:24Send him to the barracks right away.
00:34:25I managed to get rid of those two damned pests
00:34:34But look what had to happen to us
00:34:38This candy
00:34:40She found herself two suitors and both of them were bombers
00:34:43Oh yeah
00:34:43You understand that no one
00:34:45Better than a bomber
00:34:47He can find out that we are making hidden bombs
00:34:50Oh tell me
00:34:50But what swabs?
00:34:52What are you swabbing, witch?
00:34:54Marshals
00:34:55A man full of pepper like her
00:34:56He doesn't wake up with these salts
00:34:58In my opinion, the basket is needed
00:34:59Yes the oil
00:34:59The holy oil
00:35:00Keep
00:35:01Bomb
00:35:02What is it?
00:35:03Wednesday
00:35:04I know this
00:35:05What happened?
00:35:06It didn't happen
00:35:06If he fainted
00:35:07I see this
00:35:08What happened?
00:35:09The phone rang
00:35:09He went to answer
00:35:10Then he did
00:35:11And it collapsed?
00:35:16Ah it's the swan song
00:35:18Yes
00:35:18Yes
00:35:19It's the first time
00:35:20Made up and it had never happened to me before
00:35:24Courage
00:35:36Thank you
00:35:37But why do you like it?
00:35:38To keep him company
00:35:40But anyway
00:35:41What happened?
00:35:42A fire
00:35:43A fire?
00:35:44Where?
00:35:44In the village
00:35:45I'm going to call the fire department
00:35:46Berricone
00:35:47We are the firefighters
00:35:49Forty-seventh team
00:35:55Fire prevention
00:35:56Alarm
00:35:58The Germans
00:35:59I'm going to call the fire department
00:36:04Team ready
00:36:16Team ready
00:36:30Forty-seventh team
00:36:36Forty-seventh team
00:36:49To you dear
00:36:51We got into trouble
00:36:58Forty-seventh team
00:37:01Let's get away
00:37:03Arrevo
00:37:05Arrevo
00:37:05Please let me pass
00:37:09Calm down, calm down
00:37:12Orders and discipline
00:37:13I'm going to call the fire department
00:37:14Here's the package for everyone
00:37:15The head is please
00:37:16Forty-seventh
00:37:18Be careful
00:37:19Everybody to the stairs
00:37:23No
00:37:25Everyone to the car radio
00:37:29No
00:37:30At the driving school
00:37:33At the stern
00:37:36Soon
00:37:38Soon
00:37:39Soon
00:37:40Soon
00:37:41Soon
00:37:54Permit
00:38:14Permit
00:38:15Permit
00:38:17Let's change
00:38:23Calm
00:38:25Calm
00:38:25Calm
00:38:26Calm
00:38:26Calm
00:38:27Via
00:38:28What happens?
00:38:36And I don't know
00:38:36It will not start
00:38:37Is there a fault?
00:38:40No
00:38:41All in order
00:38:41Commander
00:38:42So what?
00:38:43All that's missing is the petrol
00:38:44It will not start
00:38:46Still
00:38:48Still
00:38:50It will not start
00:38:50But
00:38:51It will not start
00:38:51It will not start
00:38:52Still
00:38:52Still
00:38:53Still
00:38:54ARIONI FIREFIGHTERS
00:39:24ARIONI FIREFIGHTERS
00:39:54ARIONI FIREFIGHTERS
00:40:24But what does she want? It's me!
00:40:28He's saving himself!
00:40:29And that's not enough, we have to put out the fire!
00:40:33But what fire? What fire? There's no fire here! Smoke! Smoke!
00:40:38Ah, she smokes too much, she must smoke less!
00:40:40But it's not my husband who smokes, it's the house!
00:40:43And who is this?
00:40:43She's my wife!
00:40:44I'll save her! Come with me!
00:40:46But no, her!
00:40:47Come! Don't be afraid!
00:40:52Let's go in!
00:40:54God, what a smoke!
00:41:02There, there! This is where all the smoke is coming from!
00:41:05This is where I did everything!
00:41:06It's about the k-k-pata!
00:41:08No!
00:41:08No, of the nappa-nappata!
00:41:10No!
00:41:10Of the k-plugged!
00:41:12Here! Yes, I had just returned from the beach!
00:41:15I wanted to grill two fish!
00:41:17I lit the fire!
00:41:18Here is the result!
00:41:20In the meantime, let's open the window and the draft will blow the smoke away!
00:41:23Yes, that's better! Yes, but quickly!
00:41:25But where is she? What is she doing there?
00:41:29Ah, I'm trying to save her!
00:41:31Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!
00:41:32But he doesn't need it!
00:41:34So what?
00:41:34I'm putting it down!
00:41:36I'm putting it down!
00:41:37Poor thing!
00:41:38There it is down!
00:41:38Poor thing!
00:41:40I'm going, I'm going!
00:41:40Shut up!
00:41:42I feel like I'm screaming something!
00:41:49Psss!
00:41:49There's a baby in the kappa!
00:41:53A child!
00:41:54We need to call the Kappa lever!
00:41:56Who?
00:41:56The midwife when she is a woman!
00:41:58The kappa lever for the kappa!
00:41:59Yes!
00:42:00He's not a child!
00:42:02It's a cat!
00:42:03Then we need to call the cat lever!
00:42:05Huh?
00:42:05The kappa lever for the kappa!
00:42:07The cat lever for the cat!
00:42:09Maybe a little tripe would be enough!
00:42:10Oh lung!
00:42:11Ladies, let's not waste time talking!
00:42:13The cat is on the hot kappa!
00:42:15Inside the kappa the cat lives!
00:42:17Once the Kappa is closed, the cat dies!
00:42:18If you open the kappa the cat runs away!
00:42:20And I'll take it!
00:42:21Enough!
00:42:21But does this seem like the right time to play at being tongue-tied?
00:42:24Let's get to work!
00:42:26You, brigadier from Parma, sneak in from underneath and grab the cat!
00:42:29And you, vigilant pericone, will come with me!
00:42:32We will act from above!
00:42:33Go!
00:42:34Lord, come on!
00:42:35Force!
00:42:35Let's go!
00:42:36But what is he doing?
00:42:37I'm trying to save her!
00:42:38But there's no need!
00:42:40I'm putting it down!
00:42:41I'm putting it down!
00:42:42There's no need!
00:42:43There's no need!
00:42:44I'm coming!
00:42:45Oh, dear!
00:42:47Dear!
00:42:47What is he doing?
00:42:49Of course, come on!
00:42:51But what do you read in the newspaper?
00:43:04What happens?
00:43:06Excuse me, did I hurt you?
00:43:08Yes!
00:43:08It's better that way!
00:43:10So what?
00:43:10The cat has been located!
00:43:12Where?
00:43:12Where?
00:43:13He plugged the hood cup, okay?
00:43:15No!
00:43:15Brigadier Barresi!
00:43:16Eh!
00:43:17Brigadier Barresi, can you hear me?
00:43:20Over and out!
00:43:22Perricone!
00:43:22You have to give me her!
00:43:24And he's an employee of mine!
00:43:25Oh!
00:43:26Ah!
00:43:27Brigadier Barresi, I'm going to lower the rope for you now!
00:43:30And I lower it slowly, so the cat doesn't get scared!
00:43:33Well!
00:43:33Well!
00:43:34It's here!
00:43:39Yes, I see it!
00:43:43And now what happens?
00:43:45You see?
00:43:46By rotating the rope up and down, the cat that is clawed at the wall either comes up or comes down, is that clear?
00:43:52No!
00:43:53Congratulations, madam, you have an intelligent husband!
00:43:55Oh!
00:43:58Come on in force!
00:43:59Here we go!
00:44:07Gigio!
00:44:08Guess who's coming to Genoa!
00:44:19Cursed!
00:44:21You always have feet!
00:44:25Good evening!
00:44:28Her again!
00:44:29I expect you to stop by!
00:44:31She must not see my daughter!
00:44:32All right!
00:44:33It means we'll be in the dark!
00:44:35If he saves!
00:44:35If he saves!
00:44:36Ah!
00:44:37I don't compromise on moral principles!
00:44:39Listen, we need to clear up this misunderstanding!
00:44:41I can't stand this fact!
00:44:42How dare you hurt me!
00:44:45But who said that?
00:44:46This is a prank that bastard played on me!
00:44:49Ah!
00:44:50It's not true that I can't hear anything!
00:44:51My deafness is a legend!
00:44:53You're talking here!
00:44:54Hey!
00:44:55Let Franco Perricone from Grotta Marina speak to you!
00:44:58The situation is getting very confusing!
00:45:00Ah well well!
00:45:01If he apologizes to you!
00:45:02But who's asking for forgiveness?
00:45:03However, I advise you to forget about my daughter!
00:45:05No dad!
00:45:06Dad!
00:45:07Good evening, Sir!
00:45:08Perricone!
00:45:08I warned you not to set foot in these parts!
00:45:11But it seems you can't hear us!
00:45:13If there's anyone here who can't hear us!
00:45:14It's him!
00:45:15Eh!
00:45:16Do you want to talk?
00:45:18Perricone!
00:45:18But when?
00:45:26Damn firefighters, they're going to get hit!
00:45:30I'm always around here!
00:45:31They will come to suffer while we make bombs!
00:45:36Or while we're loading!
00:45:39There's no time to waste!
00:45:41We need to invent something right now to get rid of them!
00:45:45Right, Megaton?
00:45:50And that!
00:45:52And that!
00:45:53You're giving me a good dressing down!
00:45:56And that!
00:45:57Well done, Megaton!
00:45:59A dressing down!
00:46:00And that!
00:46:02Bravo!
00:46:03And that!
00:46:04The municipal water pipe must have broken
00:46:07and flooded the warehouse used as a storage facility!
00:46:10A capital that is ruining me!
00:46:12There's a trapdoor on the floor!
00:46:13Try to open it, for goodness sake!
00:46:15Don't worry!
00:46:17Now here come the specialists, the divers!
00:46:20Come!
00:46:24Walk!
00:46:25Quickly!
00:46:28Slugs!
00:46:3247th dive team ready!
00:46:34Well!
00:46:35Let's hurry up, the water is rising!
00:46:36Mr. Marshal, satisfy my curiosity!
00:46:38Have you ever spoken on television?
00:46:40But what television?
00:46:42Yet that rush is not new to me!
00:46:44Let's go!
00:46:46Save my shop!
00:46:47Permit!
00:46:47Please!
00:46:48Don't worry, ma'am!
00:46:50I go, I dive and I come back!
00:46:53Make way!
00:46:53Make way for the mozio!
00:46:54To the motion!
00:46:57Pelicone!
00:46:58Here I am!
00:46:59I arrive!
00:47:02There's water everywhere!
00:47:04We need to call the plumber!
00:47:05Get down, you idiot!
00:47:06Yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:47:10There are!
00:47:11Hey!
00:47:12Third degree flooding!
00:47:14We need to find an exit!
00:47:15I'll take care of it!
00:47:1747th diving team!
00:47:19Mr. Yes!
00:47:20Dive!
00:47:23I see!
00:47:23Here I am!
00:47:38There's nobody there!
00:47:39To find a way out you have to go to the ring road!
00:47:42Imbecile!
00:47:43You have to find the trapdoor!
00:47:46The trapdoor!
00:47:47The trapdoor!
00:47:47Pelicone, dive in!
00:47:49Yes!
00:47:50Megadino Barresi!
00:47:51We are under attack by the toy navy!
00:47:54But we won't stop!
00:47:56Yes!
00:47:56We will beat her!
00:47:57We'll climb it!
00:47:58Here it is this morning!
00:48:00But we will destroy it!
00:48:02Here you are!
00:48:02Yes!
00:48:03I'll take her from behind!
00:48:05Good luck!
00:48:06Damn!
00:48:07You were trying to get away with it!
00:48:09Here you are!
00:48:10Hahaha!
00:48:10And now I'll shoot you!
00:48:12Yes!
00:48:13Yes!
00:48:13Yes!
00:48:14Pum pu!
00:48:15Pum pu!
00:48:15Yes it goes!
00:48:16Yes it goes!
00:48:18A man overboard!
00:48:19We must help him!
00:48:21Quickly the wheelbarrow!
00:48:22Here you are!
00:48:23Let's go!
00:48:30Poor thing, he's gone mad!
00:48:31A little water to revive him!
00:48:34He's a cellophane-wrapped man!
00:48:36Here you are!
00:48:39You were looking again!
00:48:39You were looking again!
00:48:39You were looking again!
00:48:41You were looking again!
00:48:41You were looking again!
00:48:43You were looking again!
00:48:44We have to find the trapdoor!
00:48:46Ah!
00:48:47We find it!
00:48:47See you again!
00:48:50And if he doesn't come back
00:48:51It's because I never came back up!
00:49:06What happens?
00:49:07Accents!
00:49:08The trap door is too heavy!
00:49:09It's not coming up!
00:49:10And now how do you do it?
00:49:11Wait!
00:49:12I found!
00:49:14We will follow Mr. K5 to the trapdoor
00:49:16and we'll blow it up!
00:49:17Brigadier Barrese!
00:49:19She's a genius!
00:49:20Von Braun compared to her
00:49:21become a plumber!
00:49:23Dive!
00:49:24I have to say this!
00:49:26Where are you guys going?
00:49:52Line up!
00:49:53Force!
00:49:54Where are we?
00:50:03Cheggio!
00:50:04We're in the middle of the ocean!
00:50:06Ready?
00:50:08Over and out!
00:50:09Can you hear me?
00:50:09Step!
00:50:10They caught us here!
00:50:12Yes!
00:50:13But what did they take for two children?
00:50:14There is closing!
00:50:15Thank you all.
00:50:45The soaps are ready. These are more powerful than the others.
00:50:49Well.
00:50:59What a delicious scent. But who would ever suspect?
00:51:04Upon contact with water, the scented outer layer dissolves and boom!
00:51:11The explosive core determines the massacre.
00:51:14Megaton, you're great. You've outdone yourself this time.
00:51:19This, you see, is an experimental mini soap.
00:51:22Look at that effect. Be careful, eh!
00:51:27Well done, Megaton, well done.
00:51:29Please.
00:51:30Complements.
00:51:31I would like to know who developed that photograph that got me married without knowing it.
00:51:37What do I know? And why are you asking me?
00:51:39Because I require further development.
00:51:41Explain yourself better.
00:51:42I'll explain it only from Caramella.
00:51:43No, you're not going to Caramella.
00:51:45And who's stopping me?
00:51:46I.
00:51:46Oh, good. To stop me, you have to stay here with me.
00:51:50Certainly.
00:51:50So in this case I'm the one who's stopping her from going up to Caramella's because I can stay out until tomorrow.
00:51:56So I'm letting you know that I can stay out until the day after tomorrow.
00:51:59And I ask for a week's leave and I'm not moving from here.
00:52:13With these two, I end up compromising myself from time to time.
00:52:18We only have a quarter of an hour to load up and they're talking about staying here for a week.
00:52:23What do you think you're doing?
00:52:24I know, I know.
00:52:29What's the point of your head?
00:52:42What is he doing?
00:52:43Let's take a mouth to give.
00:52:45The fire is going out, forest!
00:52:47Brigadier Barrese, let's see if you're up to the task.
00:52:51What do we do now?
00:52:52It is circumscribed.
00:52:53Here is the pen.
00:52:54And what does he do?
00:52:55To write.
00:52:56Is it possible to contain the spread of a fire with a safety belt?
00:53:00Go!
00:53:00Right, right!
00:53:02And follow.
00:53:03Yes.
00:53:06So, so, so.
00:53:09To circumscribe, to circumscribe.
00:53:11Excuse me, Marshal.
00:53:13Do you remember how to make a seat belt?
00:53:15And who remembers it?
00:53:16We have been inactive for a long time.
00:53:18And then I advise you to consult the manual of the perfect firefighter.
00:53:22I'll take care of it.
00:53:24Perricone!
00:53:24Commands, Marshal.
00:53:28Go get the manual.
00:53:29Mr. C.
00:53:30Well.
00:53:30Make some fire.
00:53:32Oh, crane.
00:53:39I want everything, sir.
00:53:49Quick with these pumps!
00:53:51Marshal, here is the manual.
00:53:53Manual, not laborer!
00:53:57What?
00:53:57I followed with Cefu.
00:53:59Bomb!
00:53:59Commands.
00:54:00Get the manual.
00:54:01We don't have it anymore.
00:54:02And where is it?
00:54:02We lent it to our colleagues at St. Gregor.
00:54:04He didn't go there any more directly.
00:54:05Oh!
00:54:07What are you doing?
00:54:08No!
00:54:09He didn't go there anymore.
00:54:09He didn't go there anymore.
00:54:13Get your pumps on!
00:54:15He didn't go there anymore.
00:54:16We were…
00:54:17The water!
00:54:19Barrese!
00:54:19Waterfall!
00:54:20Waterfall!
00:54:20Pomba!
00:54:21All right.
00:54:22Waterfall!
00:54:23Natural or miniature?
00:54:24Of imbecile pomp!
00:54:26Damn, Marshal
00:54:29The wind pushes the flames up
00:54:31Yes, that's how we saved the forest.
00:54:33Yes, but it takes over the town of Rocca Marina
00:54:36Huh?
00:54:41Forty-seventh team
00:54:42Hands up
00:54:43Hands on the pumps
00:54:45Quick with water
00:54:47Come on, come on, come on, come on
00:54:49Come on
00:54:51Come on, the human
00:54:53I haven't started enough
00:54:57Beyond, perhaps the glass fountain
00:55:08The water has run out
00:55:11It's over, the bese po'
00:55:17Where are you going?
00:55:19Go back to your seats
00:55:21I save myself
00:55:22What are you doing?
00:55:33Enricone
00:55:34Go back
00:55:35Go back
00:55:37I cannot
00:55:38There is no steering wheel
00:55:40Help
00:55:44Oh my God, where is he taking me?
00:55:47Save me
00:55:47I'm going to come in the midst of the flames
00:55:49Mom
00:55:50He sacrificed himself
00:55:53And so it was
00:56:02That a dark conqueror of the fire
00:56:04With contempt for danger
00:56:06And inhuman courage
00:56:07He threw away his life
00:56:09Among the flames
00:56:10What can
00:56:11Beautiful dad
00:56:12Wait
00:56:13Citizens
00:56:14Excuse me this moment
00:56:16Of uncontrollable emotion
00:56:18Wait
00:56:22With a leap
00:56:24The heroic winner
00:56:25He jumped on a heavy tractor
00:56:27And he led him
00:56:28From a fire healer
00:56:29That licked him
00:56:30Towards the dam
00:56:31Irrigation
00:56:32What happened?
00:56:34Ugh dad
00:56:35How much you break
00:56:36And he does but he spoke
00:56:36And it was then
00:56:38Which he ingeniously provoked
00:56:40The flaw
00:56:40From which the waters broke
00:56:42On the devastating fire
00:56:43Saving like this
00:56:44Our city
00:56:46Good
00:56:47Good
00:56:47You see
00:56:48You see
00:56:49You see
00:56:49You see
00:56:50You see
00:56:50You see
00:56:51You see
00:56:52You see
00:56:55You see
00:56:56You see
00:56:56You see
00:57:14You see
00:57:15Good citizens
00:57:16And now I have the pleasure of inviting firefighter Francesco Perricone to this stage.
00:57:46Thanks, well done, well done, well done, well done, well done.
00:58:16Heroes or not, you don't marry a married man.
00:58:38Hey, what did he say? The married man doesn't marry her.
00:58:41It's just that I agree, but there's a big misunderstanding here.
00:58:44Here, look at this.
00:58:47To the lady, to the lady.
00:58:49There's a misunderstanding here, and it's you.
00:58:52This photograph speaks for itself.
00:58:54What did he say?
00:58:55This photograph speaks for itself.
00:58:57This photograph does not speak, it is deaf and mute.
00:58:59Here, look at it with this.
00:59:05To the lady, to the lady.
00:59:08But what should I look at, Father? What should I look at?
00:59:10But it's clear how you are.
00:59:13Mom, the calendar is from 1920.
00:59:15And I wasn't born in 1920, I was born.
00:59:18And what do I know?
00:59:19It's simple, it's a photomontage.
00:59:21I was photomontaged.
00:59:23From a predatory owl, or rather from a nocturnal owl that wanted to steal my little dove.
00:59:27The most beautiful, the purest.
00:59:30The best.
00:59:31Good.
00:59:37Chichio!
00:59:42Chichio!
00:59:44Elka!
00:59:51Chichio!
00:59:52Always Chichio call me.
00:59:54My name is Ciccio, Ciccio.
00:59:56With the cimorbida, eh?
00:59:58Say it.
00:59:58Yes, Chichio.
01:00:00How are you?
01:00:03You were mean to me, Chichio.
01:00:05Two years ago, when I fell in love with you,
01:00:08when you're a fireman in a circus.
01:00:11You, left without even saying goodbye.
01:00:13It was inevitable.
01:00:16You see, they kicked me out when I emptied the fire extinguisher into the fire-eater's mouth.
01:00:21I remained faithful.
01:00:22I'm always thinking of you.
01:00:24But I thought of you too.
01:00:26You see, Elka, the thing is, you're too tall.
01:00:28And next to you I feel like a dwarf.
01:00:31And I'm not used to it, you know?
01:00:33Simple, Chichio.
01:00:34You shut up, my dear, I'll shut up yours.
01:00:37Elka, shut up, you.
01:00:39With the cidura like Chichio.
01:00:41Tac, tac, and say it.
01:00:44Shut up, yours.
01:00:46And your grandfather.
01:00:50My nice friend.
01:00:54Listen, Elka, could you do me a favor?
01:00:57Yes, Chichio.
01:01:17How much sugar, dear mother-in-law?
01:01:19A sachet.
01:01:20Thank you.
01:01:21I'll serve it right away.
01:01:35Friendly.
01:01:36Has the sirocco picked up?
01:01:41Ninth.
01:01:42No.
01:01:43No?
01:01:44Tea.
01:01:46Tea brings good luck.
01:01:48How do you experience it as children?
01:01:50Do you have the face to talk like a child?
01:01:53What do you say?
01:01:54Unnatural father.
01:01:56But the...
01:01:57Oh, my poor daughter.
01:01:58You said so, my daughter.
01:01:59He said, my daughter.
01:02:00Please explain better.
01:02:02Ah, you don't recognize the child I carry in my womb?
01:02:05And what do you look like?
01:02:07How dare he?
01:02:08Ah, you're playing dumb.
01:02:10Don't know what this is?
01:02:13It will be watermelon.
01:02:14Here, she ate some watermelon and left it here.
01:02:17Here you are.
01:02:18Feel, feel.
01:02:19This rascal, the first time I come to Italy, is only knowing how to say ya.
01:02:24He asked, I said ya.
01:02:25Always ya.
01:02:26And I find this belly again.
01:02:28But what belly, belly and belly?
01:02:30But how dare he?
01:02:30I don't know her.
01:02:31I've never seen it.
01:02:33And then don't insist.
01:02:34It's not even my size.
01:02:35I'm shorter.
01:02:36Don't you remember, Elka?
01:02:37Of course, and why not.
01:02:39Elka, the one who makes children in Cinemascope.
01:02:44Tio, Elka, you are the father of my child.
01:02:46Me dad?
01:02:47But that's ridiculous.
01:02:48But do you believe it?
01:02:49My dear, I don't know her around here.
01:02:51How do you expect me to change you with this long thing?
01:02:54But do you realize?
01:02:56Oh yeah?
01:02:57This too, a photomontage.
01:02:59What a lot, photographer.
01:03:01Who sells the cheese?
01:03:02Your daughter's financial advisor.
01:03:04She's expecting a baby.
01:03:05Congratulations.
01:03:05But what wishes?
01:03:06I am pure, honest, I loved only you.
01:03:10But I say, Miss Volkswagen, what the hell are you trying to bring into my family?
01:03:14Do you want to go, madam!
01:03:18And this is what I look like?
01:03:20The damn thing has escaped!
01:03:25Yet I know him, the father of this child.
01:03:28Permaflex.
01:03:29But if I catch him...
01:03:30And I'll kill him.
01:03:33And I'll kill him.
01:04:03Brigadier Barrese, what are you doing?
01:04:25I took the liberty of entering his office because I have to receive a phone call.
01:04:29But you were counting on your fingers.
01:04:30I?
01:04:30Oh, yes, I was making some kind of statistics, but that's not the point.
01:04:34It is always appropriate to report to superiors.
01:04:36But, Marshal, maybe you're right, but I have to put a flea in your ear.
01:04:40because she, like me, believes in that very true thing which is jinx.
01:04:45Hush, hush, for goodness sake.
01:04:49Marshal, the policeman Francesco Perricone, the hero of the tractor...
01:04:53Bring bad luck!
01:04:54No.
01:04:55Yes.
01:04:57Him, him.
01:04:57Perricone.
01:05:01What are you saying?
01:05:03Haven't you noticed that since he was transferred to Rocca Marina we have intervened three times?
01:05:09The cat in the chimney,
01:05:12the flooding in the toy warehouse
01:05:14and what is more serious,
01:05:16the fire in the forest.
01:05:18And to think that nothing had ever happened before.
01:05:24Precisely.
01:05:27Good evening, Marshal.
01:05:28Did he call me?
01:05:29No!
01:05:30Even here?
01:05:35Perricone, what's the weather like outside?
01:05:37A wonderful evening, full of stars, with a full moon.
01:05:41Did you hear that, Marshal?
01:05:42He says the weather is good!
01:05:44But why does he believe?
01:05:45Have a good time!
01:05:54Rains!
01:05:56It will be some passing clouds.
01:05:58I feel bad.
01:06:00I feel bad, I feel.
01:06:01Come on, have a seat.
01:06:03I feel sick.
01:06:04Sieta.
01:06:06Don't touch me!
01:06:08Get back, Satan!
01:06:10Consider delivered until further notice!
01:06:12But I'm invited by my girlfriend Caramella.
01:06:15You can forget about the Candy until your transfer order arrives.
01:06:19But what transfer?
01:06:21He lays out the question.
01:06:22I'll lay it out right away.
01:06:24And we need clothespins.
01:06:26You have to write the question.
01:06:28Here I'll get it for you.
01:06:31Do it, what are you doing!
01:06:32I'll dry it right away.
01:06:34Consider him handed over to the barracks!
01:06:36Until a train takes you away!
01:06:39Away from Occamarina!
01:06:41Sir, if...
01:06:44If the train doesn't derail!
01:06:51He was supposed to be here at eight.
01:07:03It's useless.
01:07:04Punctuality is the virtue of punctual men.
01:07:08And don't interrupt me when I'm talking!
01:07:09Who is speaking?
01:07:11Moreover, this is an affront to me.
01:07:14He must have had an impediment.
01:07:15And I'm glad it got an investment.
01:07:18Now you do it again I like it.
01:07:20Nice bones.
01:07:21Nice bones.
01:07:22But what do you want?
01:07:23What are you saying?
01:07:24The bone is beautiful.
01:07:26My poor daughter.
01:07:27Above all the style he had.
01:07:45Good night.
01:07:51Good night.
01:08:07And while Franco sleeps, Ciccio works.
01:08:11Have a good rest.
01:08:15Mom, dad.
01:08:27I was told from the fire station that Franco is no longer among the Rocca Marina firefighters.
01:08:31When is he coming?
01:08:33Tomorrow morning.
01:08:34I told you he's not a punctual man.
01:08:36I told you.
01:08:37I don't understand, I don't understand, Mom.
01:08:40It doesn't do that, beautiful mothers.
01:08:41He doesn't do that.
01:08:42You, daughter, say it, daughter, you say it, that this man is dying, that these two or three days he is going away.
01:08:47My poor daughter.
01:08:49Beautiful moms.
01:08:51Nice big mason.
01:08:53Beautiful moms.
01:08:54Candy.
01:09:14Are you here?
01:09:15Yes, me.
01:09:17Brigadier Ciccio Barrese, the one who loves you.
01:09:19Go away, you lying liar.
01:09:21Go away, liar.
01:09:51Yes, it's true, I'm a lying liar.
01:10:03First with the fake photograph, then with the fake mother.
01:10:06But if I did this, I did it for you, because I love you.
01:10:09Because I don't want you to marry that born idiot.
01:10:12Go away, if my father comes he'll kill us both.
01:10:15All three.
01:10:15What are you doing here?
01:10:17You are delivered.
01:10:18And you're a stinker.
01:10:20To get back you have to address me formally.
01:10:23She's a stinker.
01:10:24And you, what happened?
01:10:26Open up, sweetie.
01:10:27Candy, open up.
01:10:28Open, morning candy.
01:10:30But father.
01:10:30Who?
01:10:31Oh my God, she fainted.
01:10:32Open the door for mom.
01:10:33Nothing dad, the patrols came in, but I told them it's not possible tomorrow.
01:10:40Anna, take the rifle.
01:10:41Yes, right away.
01:10:42Run.
01:10:43Here I am.
01:10:44You understand?
01:10:45The rifle.
01:10:46Oh no, not the rifle.
01:10:47I'm running away.
01:10:47This one kills herself.
01:10:48I'm running away.
01:10:49Hey, take the rifle.
01:10:50Thank you.
01:10:51Open in the morning.
01:10:52Open.
01:10:52Open.
01:10:52Where am I?
01:11:17Murders.
01:11:17Damn you.
01:11:18I'll kill them.
01:11:20I made it in the pan.
01:11:26Damn it's dark.
01:11:28There's a candle here.
01:11:32Let's hope he doesn't come looking for us in here too.
01:11:35What are you doing, perfumed?
01:11:36No.
01:11:39Ah, they're all soaps.
01:11:41I didn't know that Cucurcu manufactured the perfumery item.
01:11:44Very fragrant.
01:11:45I'm saving this one, it smells like a dose.
01:11:47Put down that bar of soap.
01:11:49Right away.
01:11:50All clear, let's go.
01:11:53Let's go.
01:11:55But, nothing, the other time.
01:11:56One more time.
01:11:57One more time.
01:11:57Yes, yes.
01:12:27Why do you sleep with your boots on?
01:12:30Because my head is cold.
01:12:32Have you slept with a woman?
01:12:34No, I was delivered alone, without company.
01:12:36I wanted to tell you...
01:12:37It's my turn!
01:12:39But who touches it?
01:12:42It's the soap that smells.
01:12:44Yes, oh Lenza, like a woman of easy virtue.
01:12:47That's why I wanted to get in touch with her.
01:12:49to tell her that I was unjustly handed over.
01:12:51Later!
01:12:53Now I'm going to take a bath.
01:12:56Go.
01:12:57The soap is also delivered.
01:13:01Yet that rush is not new to me.
01:13:03It reminds me of someone.
01:13:05Trocato rate.
01:13:06Dante Alighieri.
01:13:08Alighiero does not schese.
01:13:17He even stole my soap.
01:13:20It's better that way.
01:13:21I didn't feel like it anymore.
01:13:22So you wanted to make an attempt on my life
01:13:28for the just punishment that I imposed on you.
01:13:31But I'm reporting you for attempted murder.
01:13:35Highly rewarded.
01:13:36No, not for attempted murder.
01:13:38All more for an explosive soap
01:13:40with prognia if it is reserved.
01:13:42Shut up.
01:13:43Shut up.
01:13:44The more I look at you.
01:13:46I feel bad.
01:13:47I feel like dying.
01:13:50Moor.
01:13:51Moor.
01:13:52Ah, now I remember the white arrow.
01:13:56Why?
01:13:57Moor.
01:13:57Marshal, neither.
01:14:00Marshal.
01:14:00The present Perricone Franco
01:14:02he is free from all guilt.
01:14:04Thank you.
01:14:05Please.
01:14:05You're welcome.
01:14:06And then,
01:14:07drawing up the minutes,
01:14:09you will say
01:14:10that I
01:14:10I was joking.
01:14:12No,
01:14:13the soaps that turned a blind eye to you
01:14:14they opened two for me
01:14:16that I was finally able to clean up
01:14:17who builds the bombs
01:14:19for poachers, right?
01:14:21Marshal D'Arassandro,
01:14:22I would advise proceeding with caution.
01:14:24And who's going to call her?
01:14:25Who?
01:14:25He was cautious.
01:14:26Perricone speaks when you are questioned.
01:14:28Mr. Sim.
01:14:29I was saying that Cucurucù
01:14:31to destroy the soaps
01:14:32he is capable of blowing up the whole building.
01:14:34The whole palace.
01:14:35Yes.
01:14:36In the same building
01:14:37there's my beautiful girlfriend,
01:14:38candy.
01:14:39I observed myself.
01:14:41Good point.
01:14:43So what?
01:14:43So what?
01:14:44So what?
01:14:44So what?
01:14:45So what?
01:14:46There are.
01:14:47There is.
01:14:47There is.
01:14:48There is.
01:14:49Listen.
01:14:50The marshal's foot.
01:14:56The marshal's foot.
01:15:06I was saying.
01:15:06There is.
01:15:06Thank you all.
01:15:36Thank you all.
01:16:06Oh, what are you doing, are you sleeping?
01:16:20Water, water!
01:16:22Oh, what are you doing?
01:16:38Mission accomplished
01:16:44Well, I'm going to check it out.
01:16:46Cucurucù
01:16:47But what are you doing?
01:16:52Cucurucù
01:16:52But no, cucurucù the barber
01:16:54Let's chase him
01:16:55Let's chase him
01:16:56I'll go up first
01:16:57He's holding my neck out
01:16:59But what are you doing following me?
01:17:00Rossi
01:17:01Let's join together
01:17:02The whole door
01:17:08Thank you all
01:17:38Thank you all
01:18:08One moment
01:18:17At the Luna Park
01:18:20There is no
01:18:39Where could he have gone?
01:18:50What a strange tree
01:19:04Instead of the leaves falling
01:19:05The hams fall
01:19:07Cucurucù
01:19:10Another time with this rooster
01:19:15Cucurucù
01:19:16The worker is climbing
01:19:17Ah, you're the sum, you barefoot
01:19:20We'll catch him
01:19:22I'll take care of it
01:19:24The popotamus is falling down
01:19:25Here, help me
01:19:26Here, help me
01:19:27Wait
01:19:28Here you are
01:19:29Go soon
01:19:30What's happening to you?
01:19:32Don't pull?
01:19:35Don't pull?
01:19:35Don't pull?
01:19:35Don't pull
01:19:35Don't do it there
01:19:37Don't pay attention
01:19:37Wait
01:19:39Come
01:19:40Come
01:19:41Come on up
01:19:42Come on up
01:19:44Come
01:19:45A little bit of beautiful time
01:19:47What are you doing? Running away? I'll make you pay if you meddle in my business.
01:20:00Come.
01:20:04To the two of us, fall.
01:20:06Come, come.
01:20:08Come, let me tell you.
01:20:10We are the hand of the ham.
01:20:11Come on, make the ham hand.
01:20:12Yes, they did yesterday.
01:20:17We are the old ones, even if I'm crazier.
01:20:20To you.
01:20:23And get this straight, give me a fucking card.
01:20:32You don't do it there.
01:20:39Damn you.
01:20:40No, no, fu fu.
01:20:41No, I fell.
01:20:47Goodbye, noglia.
01:20:58Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:21:01Oh, oh, oh!
01:21:02Oh, oh, oh!
01:21:04Oh, oh, oh!
01:21:13Oh, oh, oh!
01:21:14Oh, oh, oh!
01:21:15There it is!
01:21:41Don't try to escape, you are confined!
01:21:45Anagram!
01:21:58Telegram!
01:21:59Telegram!
01:22:08Let's chase him!
01:22:09Right away!
01:22:14Chechio, what happened?
01:22:16Move away, it's a matter of life or death!
01:22:19Yes!
01:22:24We all call for it and do it!
01:22:26It's a game, guys!
01:22:27How come you come forward already?
01:22:28Agree!
01:22:29So you would meet at midnight in front of the shop!
01:22:31Agree!
01:22:32No, the bicycle!
01:22:33The bicycle!
01:22:36Come, come!
01:22:37Soon!
01:22:38Puglia!
01:22:39We did it right under his nose!
01:22:40Ciccio, your idea!
01:22:41Enrico, you have to address me formally!
01:22:42Pure in the air!
01:22:43Your idea was wonderful, Brigadier!
01:22:44But how will we get down?
01:22:45Very simple!
01:22:46We need to get rid of the balloons!
01:22:47And how is it done?
01:22:48Go get the gun!
01:22:49But how will we get down?
01:22:50Very simple!
01:22:51We need to get rid of the balloons!
01:22:52And how is it done?
01:22:53Go get the gun!
01:22:54Oh my God, don't get your hopes up!
01:22:56Murderer!
01:22:57It's not fair!
01:22:58We're out of parachutes!
01:23:00Ah!
01:23:01Your idea was wonderful, Brigadier. But how are we going to get down?
01:23:06Very simple. You have to get rid of the balloons.
01:23:08And how is it done?
01:23:13Go get the gun. Oh my god, don't shoot!
01:23:17Murderer! It's not fair! We're out of supplies!
01:23:23He's getting all the balloons wrong!
01:23:27Oh my goodness! Put it on!
01:23:29Help us! Save us!
01:23:33Oh no!
01:23:38Get it!
01:23:40Take him away!
01:23:42Good!
01:23:43Well done Elka!
01:23:45You tell yourself, you tell yourself!
01:23:47Enrico!
01:23:48Forty-seventh team hit the ball!
01:23:50Yes!
01:23:51Leave the ball!
01:23:53I arrive!
01:23:54Oh God, what are you doing here?
01:24:04Sorry Caramella, we're just passing through.
01:24:07From below.
01:24:07Candy, when you call, call louder!
01:24:11Daughter of the kind, two men alone in your room.
01:24:15But dad, they fell from the sky!
01:24:18Yes, I was the first to violate the illubbated bed and I will be the first to marry her!
01:24:24And you, are you happy to take as your legitimate husband this flesh-and-blood man here?
01:24:29No!
01:24:29Yes!
01:24:30Wait a minute!
01:24:32And for me?
01:24:33And I'm here for you, Chicchio!
01:24:36Elka, my name is Ciccio, with the cimorbida!
01:24:39Yes, Chicchio, give me a kiss!
01:24:42Brigadier, you took it for a lamb!
01:24:44For recon!
01:24:45Can you give me some of yours?
01:24:47Well, there we go!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:49Eh!
01:24:49Eh!
01:24:50Eh!
01:24:50Eh!
01:24:51Eh!
01:24:51Eh!
01:24:52Eh!
01:24:52Eh!
01:24:53Eh!
01:24:53Eh!
01:24:54Eh!
01:24:54Eh!
01:24:55Eh!
01:24:55Eh!
01:24:56Eh!
01:24:56Eh!
01:24:57Eh!
01:24:57Eh!
01:24:58Eh!
01:24:59Boys!
01:25:08The fire broke out at the fire station!
01:25:11Let's go turn it off!
01:25:12I'm turning it off too!
01:25:13No, not you!
01:25:14But why?
01:25:15Why not!
01:25:16Ah!
01:25:16Ah!
01:25:17Ah!
01:25:17Ah!
01:25:17Eh!
01:25:19Franco and Ciccio, in love, were caught in a trap.
01:25:23With their wives and relatives, they are happy and content.
01:25:26But the team gets into trouble, not the escort.
01:25:29We will never lose.
01:25:30And in a year, no less, we will be back among the firefighters!
01:25:33Ah! Ah! Ah!
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