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Genere: Comico, Commedia
Anno: 1968
Attori: Enzo Andronico, Ignazio Balsamo, Lino Banfi, Poldo Bendandi, Dante Cleri, Franco Franchi, Lisa Halvorsen, Ciccio Ingrassia, Ignazio Leone, Dante Maggio, Adriano Micantoni, Rosita Pisano, Mirella Pompili, Monica Pardo, Gianni Pulone, Luca Sportelli, Alberto Sorrentino, Nino Terzo, Vittoria Tessitore, Alfredo Adami.

TRAMA
Francesco Perricone, allievo vigile del fuoco, che ama, riamato, la signorina Caramella, ha un rivale senza scrupoli nel cugino, il brigadiere Barrese. Per sostituirsi a lui nel cuore della giovane, il brigadiere, ricorrendo a un fotomontaggio, dapprima fa credere a Caramella che Francesco è già ammogliato, e, successivamente, dopo che è stato scoperto il trucco, che Perricone è obbligato a sposare Helga, una tedesca del Luna Park. Francesco, però, riesce a dimostrare la propria innocenza e a sventare anche un tentativo del cugino di farlo trasferire. Scoperto, per caso, un deposito di bombe per la pesca di frodo, i due si impegnano, nonostante la rivalità, a catturarne il responsabile. Completamente riabilitato agli occhi della sua bella, Francesco la sposa, mentre il brigadiere fa altrettanto con Helga.
Trascrizione
00:00:00The one who kicked my heart
00:00:04What is the love that will be
00:00:07What is you
00:00:09You piece of idiot, who gave you your license?
00:00:15Repeat what you said
00:00:17You piece of idiot, who gave you your license?
00:00:22Perricone student!
00:00:25You have to give her to me
00:00:26Excuse me
00:00:30Wake up guys
00:00:39Everyone in the courtyard for the exercises
00:00:41Hey, no smoking here
00:00:43Wake up, wake up
00:00:44Quick
00:00:45Quick
00:00:47Awake
00:00:53Here, here, here
00:00:58Who is?
00:01:00Wakes up
00:01:01Wakes up
00:01:02Why do you sleep with the stimuli?
00:01:04Because with the coat it becomes soda
00:01:05Be funny
00:01:07If I find you like this again I'll grab you by the sun and bang your head against it
00:01:11And how does it allow you?
00:01:19What?
00:01:20Do you know who that is?
00:01:20Of course I know
00:01:21Miss Caramella is my girlfriend for those who don't know.
00:01:25She's my girlfriend
00:01:28Why did I say my girlfriend?
00:01:30Mine, mine!
00:01:32It's mine, mine!
00:01:33How should I say this?
00:01:34I want to be with those guys
00:01:35My!
00:01:36I said to say it's mine
00:01:38And I say my girlfriend
00:01:41My!
00:01:42Big Enrico!
00:01:44What's up?
00:01:44Remember that I am always a vice brigadier
00:01:47So what?
00:01:47So I demand to be addressed formally.
00:01:49But we are relatives
00:01:51There is no parenthesis here
00:01:53Blood of the same blood
00:01:54I don't have any blood
00:01:56Ah, I've always said that
00:01:57You are anemic
00:01:58Give me the eye
00:01:59Give me the eye
00:02:00Enough!
00:02:01Regarding Miss Caramella
00:02:03Know that you are in love with me
00:02:04Because of the firefighter uniform
00:02:06And I to destroy the competition
00:02:10When I was called up to be a firefighter I did
00:02:12Please, assistant firefighter trainee
00:02:16Berricone!
00:02:18I'll give you two minutes to get dressed.
00:02:20We couldn't do an hour and a half
00:02:22No!
00:02:22No!
00:02:23Listen, listen guys!
00:02:24No!
00:02:25And this for you
00:02:26I became a succubus
00:02:28A succubus
00:02:30You understand?
00:02:31But I'll be there for a few days
00:02:32I degraded it
00:02:33This son of a fireman
00:02:35Attention!
00:02:37Attention!
00:02:38Attention!
00:02:39Attention!
00:02:40We have come to this public square
00:02:41To sell you our product
00:02:43Thrown from the crate
00:02:46Silence!
00:02:47Attention!
00:02:48We have come to this public square
00:02:50Shut up I told you!
00:02:52We came here to show you
00:02:54How to descend a roped rock
00:02:56Perricone
00:02:57The rope is yours
00:02:58Yes sir
00:02:59Give up!
00:03:03Oh!
00:03:05Give up!
00:03:05Oh!
00:03:06Oh!
00:03:07And what are you doing?
00:03:08Give up!
00:03:09Oh!
00:03:09No!
00:03:10Give up with an M!
00:03:12Like Modugno!
00:03:12How mo...
00:03:13Spring!
00:03:16Here you are!
00:03:17Spring!
00:03:21Spring!
00:03:25Spring!
00:03:26Spring!
00:03:26Spring!
00:03:27Yes!
00:03:28Yes!
00:03:30Attention!
00:03:31Attention!
00:03:31I'm sorry but I didn't bring anything from the barracks.
00:03:37If she wants, send her to get a cognac
00:03:39Perricone, a grappa equal to a nail
00:03:42Give the sergeant a nail!
00:03:43Give the sergeant a nail!
00:03:45Give the sergeant a nail!
00:03:47Attention!
00:03:48Attention!
00:03:49Leaves!
00:03:49Eh!
00:03:50What do you say?
00:03:51Perricone orders are not discussed
00:03:53Leaves!
00:03:54All right!
00:03:55It's here!
00:04:04Next up!
00:04:12Well!
00:04:13Next up!
00:04:15You don't have a parachute!
00:04:19Come on!
00:04:19One, two, three, four, five, fifteen
00:04:25Oh my God, where do I throw myself?
00:04:28Jump in!
00:04:29And now I'm jumping in!
00:04:33Launch!
00:04:36Do you want to throw away your coat?
00:04:39But the orders?
00:04:40How is it going?
00:04:42All is well, Commander.
00:04:43Change your mind!
00:04:52One more time!
00:04:53But do you want to jump in?
00:04:54Yes or no?
00:04:55Eh!
00:04:56Eh!
00:04:56Eh!
00:04:56All right!
00:04:59Who is?
00:05:00What is his name?
00:05:00The student Francesco Perricone
00:05:01Go!
00:05:10For the third time!
00:05:15But!
00:05:17If you allow me, I'll take care of it.
00:05:19Hey, you take me up
00:05:23You made me look good!
00:05:30You are a coward!
00:05:31Let's sit up for today!
00:05:32Here I am!
00:05:35What did you do?
00:05:37Cuggenuzzo
00:05:38You told me to sit upstairs!
00:05:42Perricone!
00:05:43You have to address me formally!
00:05:45Yes sir!
00:05:46My dear!
00:05:48For me since you left Rocca Marina
00:05:50In Rocca Marina
00:05:52There is no one left
00:05:54The streets are deserted
00:05:57Full of people
00:05:59I look into the crowd
00:06:01And you are not in the crowd
00:06:04Where are you?
00:06:05Tell me!
00:06:06I love you
00:06:08I love you
00:06:08Firefighters!
00:06:23The prisoner has escaped!
00:06:25But what escaped if I'm here?
00:06:27What are you doing up there?
00:06:28I take a breath of fresh air
00:06:30Underneath is the tuxedo
00:06:31Oh, you were studying the piano, huh?
00:06:34The accordion when I was a child
00:06:35The escape plan
00:06:37But what kind of evasion is evasion?
00:06:39And I'm going, but where am I going?
00:06:41Get down immediately!
00:06:42I'm coming down!
00:06:45Here you are!
00:06:45I did it on purpose
00:06:48What's up?
00:06:49Here
00:06:49Are you hiding something from me?
00:06:55I would never allow myself
00:06:56Let me see with your hand
00:06:57I washed it this morning
00:07:00Show me the other one
00:07:01I washed this one with the cane
00:07:02Let me see what you have behind
00:07:04But I have nothing
00:07:06Barrese Prayer
00:07:08Let's not exaggerate
00:07:09Obey
00:07:10But how dare he?
00:07:12Ah ah
00:07:13It's mine
00:07:13A messenger
00:07:15I don't know if he comes from Messina
00:07:16Without tearing it up
00:07:18Oh
00:07:19Violation of epistolary secrecy
00:07:21Aside from the guns
00:07:24This letter is mine
00:07:25This letter is mine
00:07:26No
00:07:27Caramella wrote it to me
00:07:29You're lying
00:07:31It says here my dear
00:07:33And until proven otherwise, I'm the fat one.
00:07:35And the name was misunderstood
00:07:38Ciccio is the diminutive of Francesco
00:07:41And Francesco is the extension of Franco
00:07:45So Ciccio equals Franco
00:07:47I explained myself
00:07:48There is no doubt about it
00:07:50Candy
00:07:51He talks about me in the letter
00:07:53And he can't forget these eyes
00:07:55Free and independent
00:07:57Then he talks about my hair
00:07:59Of my mouth
00:08:00Of my nose
00:08:02He doesn't talk about the mustache
00:08:03So it's a fat guy with a big fat ass
00:08:05And this is me
00:08:07I have a mustache
00:08:08No, eh, I don't have it
00:08:09Eh, okay
00:08:11Do you see this letter?
00:08:13Of course I see it
00:08:13You won't read it anymore
00:08:15Of course I see it
00:08:20Of course I see it
00:08:22No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:09:22I'll give you the phone.
00:09:24Every age is alert for the cune.
00:09:27Commands.
00:09:28Proceed with your duties.
00:09:30Quick, fill up the tanker.
00:09:32Sir, yes.
00:09:35Quick with this water.
00:09:37I'm shooting.
00:09:38Quick, one, two, one.
00:09:40Fill the fire truck with water.
00:09:41I'm shooting.
00:09:43Quick, stop with me.
00:09:45Here's the water.
00:09:52Fire control on the third floor, commander.
00:10:22Good, good.
00:10:24It's ten eighteen.
00:10:25At ten twenty-one, call in the last fire engine.
00:10:28Sir, yes.
00:10:29Check your stopwatch.
00:10:30What time is it?
00:10:32Five o'clock came here.
00:10:33Perfect.
00:10:50Then at fifteen.
00:10:52Excuse me, Commander.
00:10:59Yes?
00:10:59That one has a transfer request.
00:11:01Ah, yes, yes, it was accepted.
00:11:03It should arrive any minute now.
00:11:06I am very grateful to you, Commander.
00:11:07Oh, you're welcome.
00:11:09Thirty seconds to ten twenty-one.
00:11:11May God protect me from the water, but I will take care of the flames.
00:11:15D'Annunzio.
00:11:16Well, wait a minute.
00:11:17Go for Ricone.
00:11:20The other tankers are not enough to reduce the flames.
00:11:23Let me get to the place.
00:11:25I open the waterfalls of my race and turn the fire into a flood.
00:11:29I open the waterfalls of my gara and turn the fire into a flood.
00:11:34I open the waterfalls of my gara and turn the fire into a flood.
00:11:36I open the waterfalls of my gara and turn the fire into a flood.
00:11:42I open the waterfalls of my gara and turn the fire into a flood.
00:11:43hurry up guys and hurry up with this water
00:11:51to the fire to the fire I'm going to the pump
00:12:02load water, in short this water arrives, water
00:12:13oh my god the dawn catches fire early call firefighters
00:12:36here is the guilty commander the result is the exercise this
00:12:42it will continue to burn for two weeks if you don't mind that sir
00:12:45Commander, what do you mean, it's going to rain heavily soon and I know it, I feel it
00:12:50certain thick calluses have sometimes made me worried
00:12:56Some of you have been particularly hard but these months spent together
00:13:01they made sure that when I get to my last lesson I feel the sorrow of
00:13:07separate me from all of you well exactly from all of you no it is the achieved degrees of
00:13:13brigadier they determined my transfer excuse me and where they did it
00:13:18transferred student Perricone, what do you care, vice brigadier Barrese, please
00:13:24Brigadier, excuse me, vice-brigadier, I was just saying that to send a
00:13:29a little thought, a postcard during the Christmas holidays, a nice plate of pasta with sauce
00:13:33four cannoli a nice bottle of Moscato I don't accept women from my parents
00:13:36subordinates especially from certain but we are cousins I was saying for an exchange of
00:13:42correspondence where is it that Perricone sends it is a military secret
00:13:48and now pay attention, the commander Pappalardo will come here soon and probably
00:14:00he will want to ask you some questions in that case don't make me look bad
00:14:06The questions he will ask you are always the same, that is, those in the manual, how to
00:14:10the relationship between superior and subordinate in the face of a fire involves
00:14:15etc. etc. well, let's proceed with a practical example, pay close attention
00:14:20you benenato how does a firefighter behave when faced with an outbreak of
00:14:25fire hits it with the jet of its pump, destroying all resistance
00:14:29Leonardis' bravo axe blows commands how the student behaves
00:14:35in the face of a just rebuke from a superior, one must not respond without batting an eyelid and
00:14:40stay alert, stay alert, stay comfortable, good morning, Brigadier, we can do something
00:14:56little question and they all prepared very well so let's see let's hear one
00:15:03wake up you, I with permission you know how the pumps were in the past and how they are
00:15:14hand pumps, steam pumps and electric pumps are becoming more and more perfected.
00:15:22name we give to the latest funeral pumps thanks for the transfer as it is
00:15:34involves a student in front of a fire outbreak does not respond
00:15:39he blinks and stays on the tent until it goes out and what does a student do
00:15:49when he is hit by the just rebuke of his superior he hits him
00:15:53with the jet of his own pump breaking down all resistance blows of the axe
00:15:57Miss
00:16:27Miss Candy Mr. Fat I can't stop to talk on the street
00:16:32with her but as I got myself transferred to Rocca Marina for the love that
00:16:36I bring them you can't bring me love I'm promised already promised to who is an idiot
00:16:41I'm an idiot and a traitor, what does he say? I say what is proven by the attachment to
00:16:46photographic documentation here
00:16:50it's not possible he did this yes
00:16:55but until the day before yesterday he wrote to me to set the date of our wedding
00:16:59coward caramel francesco perricone is a buffoon and you instead need a man
00:17:06serious, tall, nice and occupying a brigadier rank in the social ladder I, I, candy
00:17:13fire brigade brigade Ciccio Barrese what are you doing leaving
00:17:19candy at this moment my heart too anguished does not exist but but dear dear
00:17:27apple
00:17:29thanks goodbye good morning cucurucù I'll give myself a trim a mustache I'll do it yes but also
00:17:45the other nothing me and give them to me I only need them in the barracks I don't want them in the shop I am
00:17:52a pacifist barber no if a rude barber a tear on the finger
00:17:58candy a tear on the finger I understood so many things
00:18:07my goodness what an impression how is it going what an impression you destroy the tear my daughter it's a little bit
00:18:26for that beak that the scorpion who is the scorpion the chimpanzee
00:18:30but I would really like to know who that is
00:18:33that one kills him
00:18:36calm
00:18:37calm down my mom
00:18:40calm
00:18:42calm
00:18:43calm
00:18:44calm
00:18:45calm
00:18:46calm
00:18:47game
00:18:48
00:18:51calm
00:18:53It's been a while since I've heard from you. I thought you were both dead.
00:18:57No, we're alive. But I'm only alive for a little while longer, because of that wretched Franco.
00:19:02While I cry and despair, who knows, in the Comerino.
00:19:06My poor daughter. You take my disi. You take my disi.
00:19:10This one gets me... This one gets me disi.
00:19:13I know, nose, I know, I know.
00:19:23Help! Help! Mrs. Bappalotto! Help me!
00:19:32I called the police station to get a policeman to help me.
00:19:36And not because I have a traffic cop who needs my help.
00:19:39Oh, yeah, but I dropped the ladder. He should take it from me.
00:19:42Hey, young man. Remember, I'm your commander's wife.
00:19:46He doesn't want to dictate to me by chance.
00:19:48For goodness sake, Madam Commander. But the ladder is no longer there.
00:19:51Take it from me, please. Take it from me. I can't take it anymore. I can't resist.
00:19:55I fall! I fall! I fall!
00:19:57The ladder is here. Come down and take it.
00:20:01And how can I get down if the ladder is no longer there?
00:20:04Throw it away.
00:20:05And then I jump. Goodbye, disgusting world. I jump. Goodbye.
00:20:15What? First you tell me to jump, and then you tell me, poor thing, poor thing.
00:20:20I'm not telling her.
00:20:21Poor little guy of his little mistress.
00:20:26Don't move, you know.
00:20:28Don't run away. This thing's coming for you now.
00:20:32I'll come up and get you.
00:20:35Move it, you slacker.
00:20:36I'm going, I'm going.
00:20:37I go.
00:20:38And go.
00:20:45Here I am coming.
00:20:46Soon.
00:20:47I'm coming.
00:20:49To the two of us, parrot of valor.
00:20:52From man to man.
00:20:54We will see.
00:20:56Don't worry, ma'am.
00:20:59He's coming right away.
00:21:02Now you'll find out, you street parrot.
00:21:06Son of a chicken like the ones I know.
00:21:08You don't feel safe anymore, huh?
00:21:16He begins to lose his balance.
00:21:19Don't worry, ma'am.
00:21:22I land him without a parachute.
00:21:27Let's separate.
00:21:28Here it is, the parrot.
00:21:32Come on, dear.
00:21:34You come.
00:21:35I hurt you badly, huh?
00:21:38Don't be afraid.
00:21:41Your little mistress's pepper.
00:21:43Forgive me, madam.
00:21:44You too, Peppetto.
00:21:49My sassafras.
00:21:51His stone what?
00:21:52Sassafras.
00:21:53Have you mutilated my sassafras?
00:21:54But how did you get the idea to cut that branch?
00:21:56You must forgive me, Commander Parrot.
00:21:58But how dare you?
00:21:59I meant, Commander Pappafrasso.
00:22:02There was the sassogallo on the sassofappa.
00:22:05And the commander...
00:22:06Who is the commander?
00:22:07She is the parrot's wife.
00:22:09You mean, my wife?
00:22:10This is the family business.
00:22:11Don't put a damper on the problem between husband and wife.
00:22:13Enough!
00:22:14Enough, shut up.
00:22:15I don't want to hear from you anymore.
00:22:16Go away, get out of my way.
00:22:18Luckily you finished the course.
00:22:19And where I send you, you will no longer be able to do any harm.
00:22:22Go!
00:22:23I am discharged.
00:22:25Dismissed!
00:22:25All right, I'm going.
00:22:26Yes!
00:22:30Three!
00:22:35Here's the water, go on.
00:22:37Louse purpose!
00:22:38Oh, base, do I know what to do with this game?
00:22:40Huh?
00:22:41I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:22:43Let's go again, coffee.
00:22:48Good morning, paraschal.
00:22:49Good morning.
00:22:52To start the day off right...
00:22:55You have to bring your right foot out first.
00:22:58And why?
00:22:59To avoid an accident.
00:23:03Brigadier Barresi...
00:23:04Yes?
00:23:04She's in charge of receiving the new incoming convincing.
00:23:09How to use it, I don't know.
00:23:11Don't worry, officer.
00:23:12Intense?
00:23:13Don't worry, girls.
00:23:21Stay calm.
00:23:23Listen to me.
00:23:24We are very fond of love, we are songs.
00:23:26Huh?
00:23:27We are very kind.
00:23:30Who are we?
00:23:31Carmi.
00:23:31Huh?
00:23:32Until we set fire to the town hall, you'll never be able to try your...
00:23:37Three.
00:23:38Quality.
00:23:41This, to you.
00:23:42This.
00:23:43Five and two sevens.
00:23:45And for...
00:24:10And for...
00:24:12You here?
00:24:23Well?
00:24:24Don't you say hello?
00:24:27Ah, this was your secret destination to secretly see me.
00:24:32That's yours, that's yours.
00:24:33Come to her.
00:24:34To her, to her I came, to Caramella.
00:24:36And you moved there on purpose to harass me.
00:24:39Firefighter Perricone, you have to give it to me.
00:24:42But we went to school together.
00:24:44Yes, but you were my student.
00:24:46But I'm your cousin.
00:24:47And I'm not.
00:24:49You are not part of the family.
00:24:51You are part of the new contingent.
00:24:53No, I am not part of it, I am the new continent.
00:24:57Contingent.
00:24:58Precisely.
00:24:59Enough chit chat.
00:25:01Where are the others?
00:25:02The others?
00:25:02The others are me.
00:25:04Tell me.
00:25:05You tell me and I'll follow.
00:25:07What should I do?
00:25:08Broom!
00:25:09But I haven't even arrived and you're already fucking me.
00:25:14Good, good, good.
00:25:15Is this uniform new?
00:25:17Beautiful, huh?
00:25:17Brand new.
00:25:18Enricone, be less obstinate.
00:25:24There is discipline here.
00:25:27The firefighters of Rocca Marina are uncompromising.
00:25:31And you're wearing your tie crooked in this new uniform, huh?
00:25:34I give you three days of rigorous prison.
00:25:37Follow me.
00:25:38Says Brigadier Masetti.
00:25:39And the doctor is a brigadier.
00:25:40But do you want to put this spell down?
00:25:47Yes.
00:25:48To the!
00:25:49To the!
00:25:50To the!
00:25:50To the!
00:25:51To the!
00:25:51To the!
00:25:52What is he doing?
00:25:53To the!
00:25:54To the!
00:25:57It is regrettable that the new contingent is taking up service with a shortage of clothing.
00:26:03For this I gave him three days in prison.
00:26:05But then he should be given a life sentence.
00:26:07Shut up.
00:26:07Is it prison?
00:26:09But here you are not in prison.
00:26:10And I'm amazed by this, given how long a career you've had.
00:26:13A firefighter doesn't go to prison.
00:26:15Pay the fine.
00:26:16The fine?
00:26:17But for the actual ones.
00:26:18And since the conscript is considered a soldier by me, he will go to prison.
00:26:24But, but, then you don't understand.
00:26:26You're not in prison here, are you?
00:26:28There isn't.
00:26:29There isn't.
00:26:30Shut up.
00:26:30And he said it, is it true that he isn't there?
00:26:32Not that you are.
00:26:32There isn't.
00:26:32And where?
00:26:33He must have gone on vacation.
00:26:36And where do we end this?
00:26:37You lock me out.
00:26:38Who are you an idea?
00:26:39Here you are.
00:26:40But I say, is it possible that there isn't a place that needs to be locked?
00:26:45A place to be locked?
00:26:47Yes, what a church.
00:26:49Yes.
00:26:50There is.
00:26:50There is.
00:26:52There is.
00:26:52Colembo, colembo, colembo, my head, my head hurts.
00:27:00What secrets?
00:27:01Colembo, I have an urgent need.
00:27:03But who are you saying?
00:27:04Colembo, you have to do me a favor.
00:27:06I?
00:27:06Yes.
00:27:07You have to do it with some superior.
00:27:08Because I wear them too small, my head hurts here.
00:27:11I feel like a piece
00:27:12How much do you have from you?
00:27:15Sixty six
00:27:15What can you tell me?
00:27:1733, he puts it
00:27:18The Marshal
00:27:22Guys, you will understand the needs of your commander.
00:27:31Oh Marshal, we'll be talking about it this afternoon.
00:27:33Is dead
00:27:35Did he die?
00:27:36Is dead
00:27:37Is dead
00:27:37No, I say, he's been waiting a long time
00:27:39Marshal, I've been here for half an hour.
00:27:41I found these two
00:27:42Marshal, you're leaving.
00:27:43You're shooting ticky
00:27:44Ticchio
00:27:45I've been here since this morning
00:27:46When I arrived there was a star
00:27:48Marshal
00:27:50Marshal
00:27:51Marshal
00:27:52So it's a serious thing
00:27:54Open up, who's there?
00:27:56There are people
00:27:57Who is?
00:27:59Who's speaking?
00:28:01It's you who called, what number do you want?
00:28:03Number one hundred here, busy
00:28:05Open up, no fuss
00:28:08I open, I punish you
00:28:09I've already been punished
00:28:11The one who punished me was Brigadier Barres
00:28:14He's the one who locked me in here
00:28:15But who are you?
00:28:17I am firefighter Franco Berregola to serve you
00:28:20I want to hire myself
00:28:23Here you are
00:28:24And you here
00:28:26Keep
00:28:27Marshal
00:28:29Marshal
00:28:30Marshal
00:28:31Marshal
00:28:33You make apples for yourselves
00:28:34Don't worry
00:28:35We'll take care of it now
00:28:37Sixty six
00:28:38Present
00:28:38Show us what we know it does?
00:28:40Yes
00:28:40A
00:28:41Two
00:28:41Three
00:28:42But what kind of winner are you?
00:28:45Can't break down a door?
00:28:48Marshal
00:28:49My head hurts
00:28:50There's no point in trying to break down a door
00:28:53To simplify things
00:28:56Call Brigadier Barrese
00:28:57He's the one who has the key
00:28:59But why don't we call this Brigadier Barrese?
00:29:02Barrese?
00:29:02Barrese?
00:29:03What Barrese?
00:29:04Barrese?
00:29:05Barrese?
00:29:05Barrese, what's there?
00:29:07But what is this nonsense anyway?
00:29:08Here is the prisoner
00:29:09The prisoner?
00:29:10The prisoner?
00:29:11Oh yeah
00:29:11All right
00:29:12But where is Brigadier Barrese?
00:29:14In the village
00:29:14In the village?
00:29:15If who has the key?
00:29:16You will have it on
00:29:17And the needy?
00:29:19Ah, the little needs
00:29:20What's the courtyard?
00:29:21In the courtyard?
00:29:22Eh
00:29:23In the courtyard
00:29:25I'll take care of it now
00:29:29Follow me
00:29:30Listen guys
00:29:55This
00:29:56Is it a Barrese word?
00:29:57But do you want to move?
00:30:00Is he a rusty-haired guy?
00:30:01It's been a century
00:30:02There is nothing more to do
00:30:03Quick
00:30:07I recommend you soon
00:30:09Obvious
00:30:10It's tough
00:30:11I can't stand it anymore
00:30:12These movements
00:30:13They make you move
00:30:14Force
00:30:15Courage
00:30:16Oh mama
00:30:17A siponeo
00:30:18HI
00:30:19Oh mama
00:30:20Oh mama
00:30:21Are you also delivered?
00:30:37What is this you?
00:30:39I am the commanding marshal
00:30:41Go away
00:30:42Go away
00:30:43Go away
00:30:44Yes sir
00:30:45But where do I get out?
00:30:45The door is closed
00:30:46From the window
00:30:48Yes but if she doesn't open the window
00:30:50How can I get out?
00:30:53Via
00:30:53Commands
00:30:54Go away
00:30:56I'm going I'm going
00:30:57What's up?
00:31:09He freed himself
00:31:10Go away
00:31:10Go away
00:31:12I told you
00:31:12Yes sir
00:31:13Excuse me, Mr. Marshal.
00:31:22But we met somewhere
00:31:24His rage is not new to me
00:31:26It reminds me of someone
00:31:27I said go away
00:31:28Go away
00:31:29I can't take it anymore
00:31:31And it goes
00:31:31And it goes
00:31:31Mr. Marshal
00:31:38I have to go back
00:31:39I am delivered
00:31:40I was from the delivery
00:31:41Go away
00:31:42Yes sir
00:31:43Yes sir
00:31:43Yes sir
00:31:44Yes sir
00:31:44Yes sir
00:31:45Yes sir
00:31:45Yes sir
00:31:45Yes sir
00:31:45Yes sir
00:31:45Yes sir
00:31:45Yes sir
00:31:45Yes sir
00:31:46Yes sir
00:31:47Yes sir
00:31:48Yes sir
00:31:48She tells Brigadier Barrese
00:31:50I said go away
00:31:52Go away
00:31:53I can't take it anymore
00:31:54And don't get angry
00:31:55There is no need to do so
00:31:56I'm leaving
00:31:57Yes sir
00:31:58Keep calm
00:31:59Too late
00:32:03No
00:32:05My heart waits
00:32:06Forever
00:32:07What does he say?
00:32:08Rient, rient, rient, rient
00:32:10But my daughter
00:32:11A firefighter put it out
00:32:12And a senior firefighter
00:32:14Who wants to turn it back on
00:32:16To set fire
00:32:17I'm fine off
00:32:19And I don't want to be insisted
00:32:21In fact, you are the one
00:32:22My daughter
00:32:23Don Ciccio
00:32:24I truly love you
00:32:25And that's why
00:32:26That surrounds you
00:32:27And I'll sit down with you
00:32:29Ah, the siege
00:32:30Lady
00:32:32There is Mr.
00:32:33Candy
00:32:34I'll tell you with flowers
00:32:36Daughter
00:32:36But but but but
00:32:39But I say sir
00:32:40But but
00:32:41But knight
00:32:44I didn't hear well
00:32:46I heard it
00:32:47Oh
00:32:48But anyway
00:32:49Some of you
00:32:50He wants to explain to me
00:32:51I
00:32:51Who is?
00:32:53Vigilant Pericone
00:32:54You delivered for three days
00:32:56You have to explain to me
00:32:56How come you're free?
00:32:58I was instructed
00:32:59For cabinet reasons
00:33:00If your ideas are still not clear
00:33:03Maybe he can clarify them for you.
00:33:04These snapshots
00:33:05Instantly
00:33:06I got married
00:33:08And I didn't notice
00:33:09But but but
00:33:11But but but
00:33:13I say mommy
00:33:14But
00:33:14You excused me
00:33:15Knight
00:33:16But but but but
00:33:18Stop
00:33:19Go
00:33:20But but but but
00:33:22I'm sorry
00:33:23That I can't slap you
00:33:24Because I will be your superior
00:33:26That's better
00:33:28We want to call the waitress
00:33:31And I get slapped by her too
00:33:33There is no need
00:33:34I'm always here
00:33:35But but but but then
00:33:37He is a family messenger
00:33:38Shut up
00:33:39And stand on your guard
00:33:40Yes sir
00:33:41Oh mama
00:33:48The bells are ringing
00:33:50What happened?
00:33:50The bells
00:33:51The bells
00:33:52The bells
00:33:53Bells
00:33:54What happened?
00:33:57I do not know
00:33:57I only know that all the bombers
00:34:00They are mobilized in the barracks
00:34:01Hurry up
00:34:03Perricone let's go
00:34:04Go away
00:34:04He feels the truth
00:34:06Go away
00:34:06You go out
00:34:07Go away
00:34:07All right
00:34:08I throw myself out the window
00:34:09Hurry up soon
00:34:13I arrive
00:34:14Excuse me, Marshal.
00:34:21If he meets the vicissant Perricone
00:34:24Send him to the barracks right away.
00:34:25I managed to get rid of those two damned pests
00:34:34But look what had to happen to us
00:34:38This candy
00:34:40She found herself two suitors and both of them were bombers
00:34:43Oh yeah
00:34:43You understand that no one
00:34:45Better than a bomber
00:34:47He can find out that we are making hidden bombs
00:34:50Oh tell me
00:34:50But what swabs?
00:34:52What are you swabbing, witch?
00:34:54Marshals
00:34:55A man full of pepper like her
00:34:56He doesn't wake up with these salts
00:34:58In my opinion, the basket is needed
00:34:59Yes the oil
00:34:59The holy oil
00:35:00Keep
00:35:01Bomb
00:35:02What is it?
00:35:03Wednesday
00:35:04I know this
00:35:05What happened?
00:35:06It didn't happen
00:35:06If he fainted
00:35:07I see this
00:35:08What happened?
00:35:09The phone rang
00:35:09He went to answer
00:35:10Then he did
00:35:11And it collapsed?
00:35:16Ah it's the swan song
00:35:18Yes
00:35:18Yes
00:35:19It's the first time
00:35:20Made up and it had never happened to me before
00:35:24Courage
00:35:36Thank you
00:35:37But why do you like it?
00:35:38To keep him company
00:35:40But anyway
00:35:41What happened?
00:35:42A fire
00:35:43A fire?
00:35:44Where?
00:35:44In the village
00:35:45I'm going to call the fire department
00:35:46Berricone
00:35:47We are the firefighters
00:35:49Forty-seventh team
00:35:55Fire prevention
00:35:56Alarm
00:35:58The Germans
00:35:59I'm going to call the fire department
00:36:04Team ready
00:36:16Team ready
00:36:30Forty-seventh team
00:36:36Forty-seventh team
00:36:49To you dear
00:36:51We got into trouble
00:36:58Forty-seventh team
00:37:01Let's get away
00:37:03Arrevo
00:37:05Arrevo
00:37:05Please let me pass
00:37:09Calm down, calm down
00:37:12Orders and discipline
00:37:13I'm going to call the fire department
00:37:14Here's the package for everyone
00:37:15The head is please
00:37:16Forty-seventh
00:37:18Be careful
00:37:19Everybody to the stairs
00:37:23No
00:37:25Everyone to the car radio
00:37:29No
00:37:30At the driving school
00:37:33At the stern
00:37:36Soon
00:37:38Soon
00:37:39Soon
00:37:40Soon
00:37:41Soon
00:37:54Permit
00:38:14Permit
00:38:15Permit
00:38:17Let's change
00:38:23Calm
00:38:25Calm
00:38:25Calm
00:38:26Calm
00:38:26Calm
00:38:27Via
00:38:28What happens?
00:38:36And I don't know
00:38:36It will not start
00:38:37Is there a fault?
00:38:40No
00:38:41All in order
00:38:41Commander
00:38:42So what?
00:38:43All that's missing is the petrol
00:38:44It will not start
00:38:46Still
00:38:48Still
00:38:50It will not start
00:38:50But
00:38:51It will not start
00:38:51It will not start
00:38:52Still
00:38:52Still
00:38:53Still
00:38:54ARIONI FIREFIGHTERS
00:39:24ARIONI FIREFIGHTERS
00:39:54ARIONI FIREFIGHTERS
00:40:24But what does she want? It's me!
00:40:28He's saving himself!
00:40:29And that's not enough, we have to put out the fire!
00:40:33But what fire? What fire? There's no fire here! Smoke! Smoke!
00:40:38Ah, she smokes too much, she must smoke less!
00:40:40But it's not my husband who smokes, it's the house!
00:40:43And who is this?
00:40:43She's my wife!
00:40:44I'll save her! Come with me!
00:40:46But no, her!
00:40:47Come! Don't be afraid!
00:40:52Let's go in!
00:40:54God, what a smoke!
00:41:02There, there! This is where all the smoke is coming from!
00:41:05This is where I did everything!
00:41:06It's about the k-k-pata!
00:41:08No!
00:41:08No, of the nappa-nappata!
00:41:10No!
00:41:10Of the k-plugged!
00:41:12Here! Yes, I had just returned from the beach!
00:41:15I wanted to grill two fish!
00:41:17I lit the fire!
00:41:18Here is the result!
00:41:20In the meantime, let's open the window and the draft will blow the smoke away!
00:41:23Yes, that's better! Yes, but quickly!
00:41:25But where is she? What is she doing there?
00:41:29Ah, I'm trying to save her!
00:41:31Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!
00:41:32But he doesn't need it!
00:41:34So what?
00:41:34I'm putting it down!
00:41:36I'm putting it down!
00:41:37Poor thing!
00:41:38There it is down!
00:41:38Poor thing!
00:41:40I'm going, I'm going!
00:41:40Shut up!
00:41:42I feel like I'm screaming something!
00:41:49Psss!
00:41:49There's a baby in the kappa!
00:41:53A child!
00:41:54We need to call the Kappa lever!
00:41:56Who?
00:41:56The midwife when she is a woman!
00:41:58The kappa lever for the kappa!
00:41:59Yes!
00:42:00He's not a child!
00:42:02It's a cat!
00:42:03Then we need to call the cat lever!
00:42:05Huh?
00:42:05The kappa lever for the kappa!
00:42:07The cat lever for the cat!
00:42:09Maybe a little tripe would be enough!
00:42:10Oh lung!
00:42:11Ladies, let's not waste time talking!
00:42:13The cat is on the hot kappa!
00:42:15Inside the kappa the cat lives!
00:42:17Once the Kappa is closed, the cat dies!
00:42:18If you open the kappa the cat runs away!
00:42:20And I'll take it!
00:42:21Enough!
00:42:21But does this seem like the right time to play at being tongue-tied?
00:42:24Let's get to work!
00:42:26You, brigadier from Parma, sneak in from underneath and grab the cat!
00:42:29And you, vigilant pericone, will come with me!
00:42:32We will act from above!
00:42:33Go!
00:42:34Lord, come on!
00:42:35Force!
00:42:35Let's go!
00:42:36But what is he doing?
00:42:37I'm trying to save her!
00:42:38But there's no need!
00:42:40I'm putting it down!
00:42:41I'm putting it down!
00:42:42There's no need!
00:42:43There's no need!
00:42:44I'm coming!
00:42:45Oh, dear!
00:42:47Dear!
00:42:47What is he doing?
00:42:49Of course, come on!
00:42:51But what do you read in the newspaper?
00:43:04What happens?
00:43:06Excuse me, did I hurt you?
00:43:08Yes!
00:43:08It's better that way!
00:43:10So what?
00:43:10The cat has been located!
00:43:12Where?
00:43:12Where?
00:43:13He plugged the hood cup, okay?
00:43:15No!
00:43:15Brigadier Barresi!
00:43:16Eh!
00:43:17Brigadier Barresi, can you hear me?
00:43:20Over and out!
00:43:22Perricone!
00:43:22You have to give me her!
00:43:24And he's an employee of mine!
00:43:25Oh!
00:43:26Ah!
00:43:27Brigadier Barresi, I'm going to lower the rope for you now!
00:43:30And I lower it slowly, so the cat doesn't get scared!
00:43:33Well!
00:43:33Well!
00:43:34It's here!
00:43:39Yes, I see it!
00:43:43And now what happens?
00:43:45You see?
00:43:46By rotating the rope up and down, the cat that is clawed at the wall either comes up or comes down, is that clear?
00:43:52No!
00:43:53Congratulations, madam, you have an intelligent husband!
00:43:55Oh!
00:43:58Come on in force!
00:43:59Here we go!
00:44:07Gigio!
00:44:08Guess who's coming to Genoa!
00:44:19Cursed!
00:44:21You always have feet!
00:44:25Good evening!
00:44:28Her again!
00:44:29I expect you to stop by!
00:44:31She must not see my daughter!
00:44:32All right!
00:44:33It means we'll be in the dark!
00:44:35If he saves!
00:44:35If he saves!
00:44:36Ah!
00:44:37I don't compromise on moral principles!
00:44:39Listen, we need to clear up this misunderstanding!
00:44:41I can't stand this fact!
00:44:42How dare you hurt me!
00:44:45But who said that?
00:44:46This is a prank that bastard played on me!
00:44:49Ah!
00:44:50It's not true that I can't hear anything!
00:44:51My deafness is a legend!
00:44:53You're talking here!
00:44:54Hey!
00:44:55Let Franco Perricone from Grotta Marina speak to you!
00:44:58The situation is getting very confusing!
00:45:00Ah well well!
00:45:01If he apologizes to you!
00:45:02But who's asking for forgiveness?
00:45:03However, I advise you to forget about my daughter!
00:45:05No dad!
00:45:06Dad!
00:45:07Good evening, Sir!
00:45:08Perricone!
00:45:08I warned you not to set foot in these parts!
00:45:11But it seems you can't hear us!
00:45:13If there's anyone here who can't hear us!
00:45:14It's him!
00:45:15Eh!
00:45:16Do you want to talk?
00:45:18Perricone!
00:45:18But when?
00:45:26Damn firefighters, they're going to get hit!
00:45:30I'm always around here!
00:45:31They will come to suffer while we make bombs!
00:45:36Or while we're loading!
00:45:39There's no time to waste!
00:45:41We need to invent something right now to get rid of them!
00:45:45Right, Megaton?
00:45:50And that!
00:45:52And that!
00:45:53You're giving me a good dressing down!
00:45:56And that!
00:45:57Well done, Megaton!
00:45:59A dressing down!
00:46:00And that!
00:46:02Bravo!
00:46:03And that!
00:46:04The municipal water pipe must have broken
00:46:07and flooded the warehouse used as a storage facility!
00:46:10A capital that is ruining me!
00:46:12There's a trapdoor on the floor!
00:46:13Try to open it, for goodness sake!
00:46:15Don't worry!
00:46:17Now here come the specialists, the divers!
00:46:20Come!
00:46:24Walk!
00:46:25Quickly!
00:46:28Slugs!
00:46:3247th dive team ready!
00:46:34Well!
00:46:35Let's hurry up, the water is rising!
00:46:36Mr. Marshal, satisfy my curiosity!
00:46:38Have you ever spoken on television?
00:46:40But what television?
00:46:42Yet that rush is not new to me!
00:46:44Let's go!
00:46:46Save my shop!
00:46:47Permit!
00:46:47Please!
00:46:48Don't worry, ma'am!
00:46:50I go, I dive and I come back!
00:46:53Make way!
00:46:53Make way for the mozio!
00:46:54To the motion!
00:46:57Pelicone!
00:46:58Here I am!
00:46:59I arrive!
00:47:02There's water everywhere!
00:47:04We need to call the plumber!
00:47:05Get down, you idiot!
00:47:06Yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:47:10There are!
00:47:11Hey!
00:47:12Third degree flooding!
00:47:14We need to find an exit!
00:47:15I'll take care of it!
00:47:1747th diving team!
00:47:19Mr. Yes!
00:47:20Dive!
00:47:23I see!
00:47:23Here I am!
00:47:38There's nobody there!
00:47:39To find a way out you have to go to the ring road!
00:47:42Imbecile!
00:47:43You have to find the trapdoor!
00:47:46The trapdoor!
00:47:47The trapdoor!
00:47:47Pelicone, dive in!
00:47:49Yes!
00:47:50Megadino Barresi!
00:47:51We are under attack by the toy navy!
00:47:54But we won't stop!
00:47:56Yes!
00:47:56We will beat her!
00:47:57We'll climb it!
00:47:58Here it is this morning!
00:48:00But we will destroy it!
00:48:02Here you are!
00:48:02Yes!
00:48:03I'll take her from behind!
00:48:05Good luck!
00:48:06Damn!
00:48:07You were trying to get away with it!
00:48:09Here you are!
00:48:10Hahaha!
00:48:10And now I'll shoot you!
00:48:12Yes!
00:48:13Yes!
00:48:13Yes!
00:48:14Pum pu!
00:48:15Pum pu!
00:48:15Yes it goes!
00:48:16Yes it goes!
00:48:18A man overboard!
00:48:19We must help him!
00:48:21Quickly the wheelbarrow!
00:48:22Here you are!
00:48:23Let's go!
00:48:30Poor thing, he's gone mad!
00:48:31A little water to revive him!
00:48:34He's a cellophane-wrapped man!
00:48:36Here you are!
00:48:39You were looking again!
00:48:39You were looking again!
00:48:39You were looking again!
00:48:41You were looking again!
00:48:41You were looking again!
00:48:43You were looking again!
00:48:44We have to find the trapdoor!
00:48:46Ah!
00:48:47We find it!
00:48:47See you again!
00:48:50And if he doesn't come back
00:48:51It's because I never came back up!
00:49:06What happens?
00:49:07Accents!
00:49:08The trap door is too heavy!
00:49:09It's not coming up!
00:49:10And now how do you do it?
00:49:11Wait!
00:49:12I found!
00:49:14We will follow Mr. K5 to the trapdoor
00:49:16and we'll blow it up!
00:49:17Brigadier Barrese!
00:49:19She's a genius!
00:49:20Von Braun compared to her
00:49:21become a plumber!
00:49:23Dive!
00:49:24I have to say this!
00:49:26Where are you guys going?
00:49:52Line up!
00:49:53Force!
00:49:54Where are we?
00:50:03Cheggio!
00:50:04We're in the middle of the ocean!
00:50:06Ready?
00:50:08Over and out!
00:50:09Can you hear me?
00:50:09Step!
00:50:10They caught us here!
00:50:12Yes!
00:50:13But what did they take for two children?
00:50:14There is closing!
00:50:15Thank you all.
00:50:45The soaps are ready. These are more powerful than the others.
00:50:49Well.
00:50:59What a delicious scent. But who would ever suspect?
00:51:04Upon contact with water, the scented outer layer dissolves and boom!
00:51:11The explosive core determines the massacre.
00:51:14Megaton, you're great. You've outdone yourself this time.
00:51:19This, you see, is an experimental mini soap.
00:51:22Look at that effect. Be careful, eh!
00:51:27Well done, Megaton, well done.
00:51:29Please.
00:51:30Complements.
00:51:31I would like to know who developed that photograph that got me married without knowing it.
00:51:37What do I know? And why are you asking me?
00:51:39Because I require further development.
00:51:41Explain yourself better.
00:51:42I'll explain it only from Caramella.
00:51:43No, you're not going to Caramella.
00:51:45And who's stopping me?
00:51:46I.
00:51:46Oh, good. To stop me, you have to stay here with me.
00:51:50Certainly.
00:51:50So in this case I'm the one who's stopping her from going up to Caramella's because I can stay out until tomorrow.
00:51:56So I'm letting you know that I can stay out until the day after tomorrow.
00:51:59And I ask for a week's leave and I'm not moving from here.
00:52:13With these two, I end up compromising myself from time to time.
00:52:18We only have a quarter of an hour to load up and they're talking about staying here for a week.
00:52:23What do you think you're doing?
00:52:24I know, I know.
00:52:29What's the point of your head?
00:52:42What is he doing?
00:52:43Let's take a mouth to give.
00:52:45The fire is going out, forest!
00:52:47Brigadier Barrese, let's see if you're up to the task.
00:52:51What do we do now?
00:52:52It is circumscribed.
00:52:53Here is the pen.
00:52:54And what does he do?
00:52:55To write.
00:52:56Is it possible to contain the spread of a fire with a safety belt?
00:53:00Go!
00:53:00Right, right!
00:53:02And follow.
00:53:03Yes.
00:53:06So, so, so.
00:53:09To circumscribe, to circumscribe.
00:53:11Excuse me, Marshal.
00:53:13Do you remember how to make a seat belt?
00:53:15And who remembers it?
00:53:16We have been inactive for a long time.
00:53:18And then I advise you to consult the manual of the perfect firefighter.
00:53:22I'll take care of it.
00:53:24Perricone!
00:53:24Commands, Marshal.
00:53:28Go get the manual.
00:53:29Mr. C.
00:53:30Well.
00:53:30Make some fire.
00:53:32Oh, crane.
00:53:39I want everything, sir.
00:53:49Quick with these pumps!
00:53:51Marshal, here is the manual.
00:53:53Manual, not laborer!
00:53:57What?
00:53:57I followed with Cefu.
00:53:59Bomb!
00:53:59Commands.
00:54:00Get the manual.
00:54:01We don't have it anymore.
00:54:02And where is it?
00:54:02We lent it to our colleagues at St. Gregor.
00:54:04He didn't go there any more directly.
00:54:05Oh!
00:54:07What are you doing?
00:54:08No!
00:54:09He didn't go there anymore.
00:54:09He didn't go there anymore.
00:54:13Get your pumps on!
00:54:15He didn't go there anymore.
00:54:16We were…
00:54:17The water!
00:54:19Barrese!
00:54:19Waterfall!
00:54:20Waterfall!
00:54:20Pomba!
00:54:21All right.
00:54:22Waterfall!
00:54:23Natural or miniature?
00:54:24Of imbecile pomp!
00:54:26Damn, Marshal
00:54:29The wind pushes the flames up
00:54:31Yes, that's how we saved the forest.
00:54:33Yes, but it takes over the town of Rocca Marina
00:54:36Huh?
00:54:41Forty-seventh team
00:54:42Hands up
00:54:43Hands on the pumps
00:54:45Quick with water
00:54:47Come on, come on, come on, come on
00:54:49Come on
00:54:51Come on, the human
00:54:53I haven't started enough
00:54:57Beyond, perhaps the glass fountain
00:55:08The water has run out
00:55:11It's over, the bese po'
00:55:17Where are you going?
00:55:19Go back to your seats
00:55:21I save myself
00:55:22What are you doing?
00:55:33Enricone
00:55:34Go back
00:55:35Go back
00:55:37I cannot
00:55:38There is no steering wheel
00:55:40Help
00:55:44Oh my God, where is he taking me?
00:55:47Save me
00:55:47I'm going to come in the midst of the flames
00:55:49Mom
00:55:50He sacrificed himself
00:55:53And so it was
00:56:02That a dark conqueror of the fire
00:56:04With contempt for danger
00:56:06And inhuman courage
00:56:07He threw away his life
00:56:09Among the flames
00:56:10What can
00:56:11Beautiful dad
00:56:12Wait
00:56:13Citizens
00:56:14Excuse me this moment
00:56:16Of uncontrollable emotion
00:56:18Wait
00:56:22With a leap
00:56:24The heroic winner
00:56:25He jumped on a heavy tractor
00:56:27And he led him
00:56:28From a fire healer
00:56:29That licked him
00:56:30Towards the dam
00:56:31Irrigation
00:56:32What happened?
00:56:34Ugh dad
00:56:35How much you break
00:56:36And he does but he spoke
00:56:36And it was then
00:56:38Which he ingeniously provoked
00:56:40The flaw
00:56:40From which the waters broke
00:56:42On the devastating fire
00:56:43Saving like this
00:56:44Our city
00:56:46Good
00:56:47Good
00:56:47You see
00:56:48You see
00:56:49You see
00:56:49You see
00:56:50You see
00:56:50You see
00:56:51You see
00:56:52You see
00:56:55You see
00:56:56You see
00:56:56You see
00:57:14You see
00:57:15Good citizens
00:57:16And now I have the pleasure of inviting firefighter Francesco Perricone to this stage.
00:57:46Thanks, well done, well done, well done, well done, well done.
00:58:16Heroes or not, you don't marry a married man.
00:58:38Hey, what did he say? The married man doesn't marry her.
00:58:41It's just that I agree, but there's a big misunderstanding here.
00:58:44Here, look at this.
00:58:47To the lady, to the lady.
00:58:49There's a misunderstanding here, and it's you.
00:58:52This photograph speaks for itself.
00:58:54What did he say?
00:58:55This photograph speaks for itself.
00:58:57This photograph does not speak, it is deaf and mute.
00:58:59Here, look at it with this.
00:59:05To the lady, to the lady.
00:59:08But what should I look at, Father? What should I look at?
00:59:10But it's clear how you are.
00:59:13Mom, the calendar is from 1920.
00:59:15And I wasn't born in 1920, I was born.
00:59:18And what do I know?
00:59:19It's simple, it's a photomontage.
00:59:21I was photomontaged.
00:59:23From a predatory owl, or rather from a nocturnal owl that wanted to steal my little dove.
00:59:27The most beautiful, the purest.
00:59:30The best.
00:59:31Good.
00:59:37Chichio!
00:59:42Chichio!
00:59:44Elka!
00:59:51Chichio!
00:59:52Always Chichio call me.
00:59:54My name is Ciccio, Ciccio.
00:59:56With the cimorbida, eh?
00:59:58Say it.
00:59:58Yes, Chichio.
01:00:00How are you?
01:00:03You were mean to me, Chichio.
01:00:05Two years ago, when I fell in love with you,
01:00:08when you're a fireman in a circus.
01:00:11You, left without even saying goodbye.
01:00:13It was inevitable.
01:00:16You see, they kicked me out when I emptied the fire extinguisher into the fire-eater's mouth.
01:00:21I remained faithful.
01:00:22I'm always thinking of you.
01:00:24But I thought of you too.
01:00:26You see, Elka, the thing is, you're too tall.
01:00:28And next to you I feel like a dwarf.
01:00:31And I'm not used to it, you know?
01:00:33Simple, Chichio.
01:00:34You shut up, my dear, I'll shut up yours.
01:00:37Elka, shut up, you.
01:00:39With the cidura like Chichio.
01:00:41Tac, tac, and say it.
01:00:44Shut up, yours.
01:00:46And your grandfather.
01:00:50My nice friend.
01:00:54Listen, Elka, could you do me a favor?
01:00:57Yes, Chichio.
01:01:17How much sugar, dear mother-in-law?
01:01:19A sachet.
01:01:20Thank you.
01:01:21I'll serve it right away.
01:01:35Friendly.
01:01:36Has the sirocco picked up?
01:01:41Ninth.
01:01:42No.
01:01:43No?
01:01:44Tea.
01:01:46Tea brings good luck.
01:01:48How do you experience it as children?
01:01:50Do you have the face to talk like a child?
01:01:53What do you say?
01:01:54Unnatural father.
01:01:56But the...
01:01:57Oh, my poor daughter.
01:01:58You said so, my daughter.
01:01:59He said, my daughter.
01:02:00Please explain better.
01:02:02Ah, you don't recognize the child I carry in my womb?
01:02:05And what do you look like?
01:02:07How dare he?
01:02:08Ah, you're playing dumb.
01:02:10Don't know what this is?
01:02:13It will be watermelon.
01:02:14Here, she ate some watermelon and left it here.
01:02:17Here you are.
01:02:18Feel, feel.
01:02:19This rascal, the first time I come to Italy, is only knowing how to say ya.
01:02:24He asked, I said ya.
01:02:25Always ya.
01:02:26And I find this belly again.
01:02:28But what belly, belly and belly?
01:02:30But how dare he?
01:02:30I don't know her.
01:02:31I've never seen it.
01:02:33And then don't insist.
01:02:34It's not even my size.
01:02:35I'm shorter.
01:02:36Don't you remember, Elka?
01:02:37Of course, and why not.
01:02:39Elka, the one who makes children in Cinemascope.
01:02:44Tio, Elka, you are the father of my child.
01:02:46Me dad?
01:02:47But that's ridiculous.
01:02:48But do you believe it?
01:02:49My dear, I don't know her around here.
01:02:51How do you expect me to change you with this long thing?
01:02:54But do you realize?
01:02:56Oh yeah?
01:02:57This too, a photomontage.
01:02:59What a lot, photographer.
01:03:01Who sells the cheese?
01:03:02Your daughter's financial advisor.
01:03:04She's expecting a baby.
01:03:05Congratulations.
01:03:05But what wishes?
01:03:06I am pure, honest, I loved only you.
01:03:10But I say, Miss Volkswagen, what the hell are you trying to bring into my family?
01:03:14Do you want to go, madam!
01:03:18And this is what I look like?
01:03:20The damn thing has escaped!
01:03:25Yet I know him, the father of this child.
01:03:28Permaflex.
01:03:29But if I catch him...
01:03:30And I'll kill him.
01:03:33And I'll kill him.
01:04:03Brigadier Barrese, what are you doing?
01:04:25I took the liberty of entering his office because I have to receive a phone call.
01:04:29But you were counting on your fingers.
01:04:30I?
01:04:30Oh, yes, I was making some kind of statistics, but that's not the point.
01:04:34It is always appropriate to report to superiors.
01:04:36But, Marshal, maybe you're right, but I have to put a flea in your ear.
01:04:40because she, like me, believes in that very true thing which is jinx.
01:04:45Hush, hush, for goodness sake.
01:04:49Marshal, the policeman Francesco Perricone, the hero of the tractor...
01:04:53Bring bad luck!
01:04:54No.
01:04:55Yes.
01:04:57Him, him.
01:04:57Perricone.
01:05:01What are you saying?
01:05:03Haven't you noticed that since he was transferred to Rocca Marina we have intervened three times?
01:05:09The cat in the chimney,
01:05:12the flooding in the toy warehouse
01:05:14and what is more serious,
01:05:16the fire in the forest.
01:05:18And to think that nothing had ever happened before.
01:05:24Precisely.
01:05:27Good evening, Marshal.
01:05:28Did he call me?
01:05:29No!
01:05:30Even here?
01:05:35Perricone, what's the weather like outside?
01:05:37A wonderful evening, full of stars, with a full moon.
01:05:41Did you hear that, Marshal?
01:05:42He says the weather is good!
01:05:44But why does he believe?
01:05:45Have a good time!
01:05:54Rains!
01:05:56It will be some passing clouds.
01:05:58I feel bad.
01:06:00I feel bad, I feel.
01:06:01Come on, have a seat.
01:06:03I feel sick.
01:06:04Sieta.
01:06:06Don't touch me!
01:06:08Get back, Satan!
01:06:10Consider delivered until further notice!
01:06:12But I'm invited by my girlfriend Caramella.
01:06:15You can forget about the Candy until your transfer order arrives.
01:06:19But what transfer?
01:06:21He lays out the question.
01:06:22I'll lay it out right away.
01:06:24And we need clothespins.
01:06:26You have to write the question.
01:06:28Here I'll get it for you.
01:06:31Do it, what are you doing!
01:06:32I'll dry it right away.
01:06:34Consider him handed over to the barracks!
01:06:36Until a train takes you away!
01:06:39Away from Occamarina!
01:06:41Sir, if...
01:06:44If the train doesn't derail!
01:06:51He was supposed to be here at eight.
01:07:03It's useless.
01:07:04Punctuality is the virtue of punctual men.
01:07:08And don't interrupt me when I'm talking!
01:07:09Who is speaking?
01:07:11Moreover, this is an affront to me.
01:07:14He must have had an impediment.
01:07:15And I'm glad it got an investment.
01:07:18Now you do it again I like it.
01:07:20Nice bones.
01:07:21Nice bones.
01:07:22But what do you want?
01:07:23What are you saying?
01:07:24The bone is beautiful.
01:07:26My poor daughter.
01:07:27Above all the style he had.
01:07:45Good night.
01:07:51Good night.
01:08:07And while Franco sleeps, Ciccio works.
01:08:11Have a good rest.
01:08:15Mom, dad.
01:08:27I was told from the fire station that Franco is no longer among the Rocca Marina firefighters.
01:08:31When is he coming?
01:08:33Tomorrow morning.
01:08:34I told you he's not a punctual man.
01:08:36I told you.
01:08:37I don't understand, I don't understand, Mom.
01:08:40It doesn't do that, beautiful mothers.
01:08:41He doesn't do that.
01:08:42You, daughter, say it, daughter, you say it, that this man is dying, that these two or three days he is going away.
01:08:47My poor daughter.
01:08:49Beautiful moms.
01:08:51Nice big mason.
01:08:53Beautiful moms.
01:08:54Candy.
01:09:14Are you here?
01:09:15Yes, me.
01:09:17Brigadier Ciccio Barrese, the one who loves you.
01:09:19Go away, you lying liar.
01:09:21Go away, liar.
01:09:51Yes, it's true, I'm a lying liar.
01:10:03First with the fake photograph, then with the fake mother.
01:10:06But if I did this, I did it for you, because I love you.
01:10:09Because I don't want you to marry that born idiot.
01:10:12Go away, if my father comes he'll kill us both.
01:10:15All three.
01:10:15What are you doing here?
01:10:17You are delivered.
01:10:18And you're a stinker.
01:10:20To get back you have to address me formally.
01:10:23She's a stinker.
01:10:24And you, what happened?
01:10:26Open up, sweetie.
01:10:27Candy, open up.
01:10:28Open, morning candy.
01:10:30But father.
01:10:30Who?
01:10:31Oh my God, she fainted.
01:10:32Open the door for mom.
01:10:33Nothing dad, the patrols came in, but I told them it's not possible tomorrow.
01:10:40Anna, take the rifle.
01:10:41Yes, right away.
01:10:42Run.
01:10:43Here I am.
01:10:44You understand?
01:10:45The rifle.
01:10:46Oh no, not the rifle.
01:10:47I'm running away.
01:10:47This one kills herself.
01:10:48I'm running away.
01:10:49Hey, take the rifle.
01:10:50Thank you.
01:10:51Open in the morning.
01:10:52Open.
01:10:52Open.
01:10:52Where am I?
01:11:17Murders.
01:11:17Damn you.
01:11:18I'll kill them.
01:11:20I made it in the pan.
01:11:26Damn it's dark.
01:11:28There's a candle here.
01:11:32Let's hope he doesn't come looking for us in here too.
01:11:35What are you doing, perfumed?
01:11:36No.
01:11:39Ah, they're all soaps.
01:11:41I didn't know that Cucurcu manufactured the perfumery item.
01:11:44Very fragrant.
01:11:45I'm saving this one, it smells like a dose.
01:11:47Put down that bar of soap.
01:11:49Right away.
01:11:50All clear, let's go.
01:11:53Let's go.
01:11:55But, nothing, the other time.
01:11:56One more time.
01:11:57One more time.
01:11:57Yes, yes.
01:12:27Why do you sleep with your boots on?
01:12:30Because my head is cold.
01:12:32Have you slept with a woman?
01:12:34No, I was delivered alone, without company.
01:12:36I wanted to tell you...
01:12:37It's my turn!
01:12:39But who touches it?
01:12:42It's the soap that smells.
01:12:44Yes, oh Lenza, like a woman of easy virtue.
01:12:47That's why I wanted to get in touch with her.
01:12:49to tell her that I was unjustly handed over.
01:12:51Later!
01:12:53Now I'm going to take a bath.
01:12:56Go.
01:12:57The soap is also delivered.
01:13:01Yet that rush is not new to me.
01:13:03It reminds me of someone.
01:13:05Trocato rate.
01:13:06Dante Alighieri.
01:13:08Alighiero does not schese.
01:13:17He even stole my soap.
01:13:20It's better that way.
01:13:21I didn't feel like it anymore.
01:13:22So you wanted to make an attempt on my life
01:13:28for the just punishment that I imposed on you.
01:13:31But I'm reporting you for attempted murder.
01:13:35Highly rewarded.
01:13:36No, not for attempted murder.
01:13:38All more for an explosive soap
01:13:40with prognia if it is reserved.
01:13:42Shut up.
01:13:43Shut up.
01:13:44The more I look at you.
01:13:46I feel bad.
01:13:47I feel like dying.
01:13:50Moor.
01:13:51Moor.
01:13:52Ah, now I remember the white arrow.
01:13:56Why?
01:13:57Moor.
01:13:57Marshal, neither.
01:14:00Marshal.
01:14:00The present Perricone Franco
01:14:02he is free from all guilt.
01:14:04Thank you.
01:14:05Please.
01:14:05You're welcome.
01:14:06And then,
01:14:07drawing up the minutes,
01:14:09you will say
01:14:10that I
01:14:10I was joking.
01:14:12No,
01:14:13the soaps that turned a blind eye to you
01:14:14they opened two for me
01:14:16that I was finally able to clean up
01:14:17who builds the bombs
01:14:19for poachers, right?
01:14:21Marshal D'Arassandro,
01:14:22I would advise proceeding with caution.
01:14:24And who's going to call her?
01:14:25Who?
01:14:25He was cautious.
01:14:26Perricone speaks when you are questioned.
01:14:28Mr. Sim.
01:14:29I was saying that Cucurucù
01:14:31to destroy the soaps
01:14:32he is capable of blowing up the whole building.
01:14:34The whole palace.
01:14:35Yes.
01:14:36In the same building
01:14:37there's my beautiful girlfriend,
01:14:38candy.
01:14:39I observed myself.
01:14:41Good point.
01:14:43So what?
01:14:43So what?
01:14:44So what?
01:14:44So what?
01:14:45So what?
01:14:46There are.
01:14:47There is.
01:14:47There is.
01:14:48There is.
01:14:49Listen.
01:14:50The marshal's foot.
01:14:56The marshal's foot.
01:15:06I was saying.
01:15:06There is.
01:15:06Thank you all.
01:15:36Thank you all.
01:16:06Oh, what are you doing, are you sleeping?
01:16:20Water, water!
01:16:22Oh, what are you doing?
01:16:38Mission accomplished
01:16:44Well, I'm going to check it out.
01:16:46Cucurucù
01:16:47But what are you doing?
01:16:52Cucurucù
01:16:52But no, cucurucù the barber
01:16:54Let's chase him
01:16:55Let's chase him
01:16:56I'll go up first
01:16:57He's holding my neck out
01:16:59But what are you doing following me?
01:17:00Rossi
01:17:01Let's join together
01:17:02The whole door
01:17:08Thank you all
01:17:38Thank you all
01:18:08One moment
01:18:17At the Luna Park
01:18:20There is no
01:18:39Where could he have gone?
01:18:50What a strange tree
01:19:04Instead of the leaves falling
01:19:05The hams fall
01:19:07Cucurucù
01:19:10Another time with this rooster
01:19:15Cucurucù
01:19:16The worker is climbing
01:19:17Ah, you're the sum, you barefoot
01:19:20We'll catch him
01:19:22I'll take care of it
01:19:24The popotamus is falling down
01:19:25Here, help me
01:19:26Here, help me
01:19:27Wait
01:19:28Here you are
01:19:29Go soon
01:19:30What's happening to you?
01:19:32Don't pull?
01:19:35Don't pull?
01:19:35Don't pull?
01:19:35Don't pull
01:19:35Don't do it there
01:19:37Don't pay attention
01:19:37Wait
01:19:39Come
01:19:40Come
01:19:41Come on up
01:19:42Come on up
01:19:44Come
01:19:45A little bit of beautiful time
01:19:47What are you doing? Running away? I'll make you pay if you meddle in my business.
01:20:00Come.
01:20:04To the two of us, fall.
01:20:06Come, come.
01:20:08Come, let me tell you.
01:20:10We are the hand of the ham.
01:20:11Come on, make the ham hand.
01:20:12Yes, they did yesterday.
01:20:17We are the old ones, even if I'm crazier.
01:20:20To you.
01:20:23And get this straight, give me a fucking card.
01:20:32You don't do it there.
01:20:39Damn you.
01:20:40No, no, fu fu.
01:20:41No, I fell.
01:20:47Goodbye, noglia.
01:20:58Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:21:01Oh, oh, oh!
01:21:02Oh, oh, oh!
01:21:04Oh, oh, oh!
01:21:13Oh, oh, oh!
01:21:14Oh, oh, oh!
01:21:15There it is!
01:21:41Don't try to escape, you are confined!
01:21:45Anagram!
01:21:58Telegram!
01:21:59Telegram!
01:22:08Let's chase him!
01:22:09Right away!
01:22:14Chechio, what happened?
01:22:16Move away, it's a matter of life or death!
01:22:19Yes!
01:22:24We all call for it and do it!
01:22:26It's a game, guys!
01:22:27How come you come forward already?
01:22:28Agree!
01:22:29So you would meet at midnight in front of the shop!
01:22:31Agree!
01:22:32No, the bicycle!
01:22:33The bicycle!
01:22:36Come, come!
01:22:37Soon!
01:22:38Puglia!
01:22:39We did it right under his nose!
01:22:40Ciccio, your idea!
01:22:41Enrico, you have to address me formally!
01:22:42Pure in the air!
01:22:43Your idea was wonderful, Brigadier!
01:22:44But how will we get down?
01:22:45Very simple!
01:22:46We need to get rid of the balloons!
01:22:47And how is it done?
01:22:48Go get the gun!
01:22:49But how will we get down?
01:22:50Very simple!
01:22:51We need to get rid of the balloons!
01:22:52And how is it done?
01:22:53Go get the gun!
01:22:54Oh my God, don't get your hopes up!
01:22:56Murderer!
01:22:57It's not fair!
01:22:58We're out of parachutes!
01:23:00Ah!
01:23:01Your idea was wonderful, Brigadier. But how are we going to get down?
01:23:06Very simple. You have to get rid of the balloons.
01:23:08And how is it done?
01:23:13Go get the gun. Oh my god, don't shoot!
01:23:17Murderer! It's not fair! We're out of supplies!
01:23:23He's getting all the balloons wrong!
01:23:27Oh my goodness! Put it on!
01:23:29Help us! Save us!
01:23:33Oh no!
01:23:38Get it!
01:23:40Take him away!
01:23:42Good!
01:23:43Well done Elka!
01:23:45You tell yourself, you tell yourself!
01:23:47Enrico!
01:23:48Forty-seventh team hit the ball!
01:23:50Yes!
01:23:51Leave the ball!
01:23:53I arrive!
01:23:54Oh God, what are you doing here?
01:24:04Sorry Caramella, we're just passing through.
01:24:07From below.
01:24:07Candy, when you call, call louder!
01:24:11Daughter of the kind, two men alone in your room.
01:24:15But dad, they fell from the sky!
01:24:18Yes, I was the first to violate the illubbated bed and I will be the first to marry her!
01:24:24And you, are you happy to take as your legitimate husband this flesh-and-blood man here?
01:24:29No!
01:24:29Yes!
01:24:30Wait a minute!
01:24:32And for me?
01:24:33And I'm here for you, Chicchio!
01:24:36Elka, my name is Ciccio, with the cimorbida!
01:24:39Yes, Chicchio, give me a kiss!
01:24:42Brigadier, you took it for a lamb!
01:24:44For recon!
01:24:45Can you give me some of yours?
01:24:47Well, there we go!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:48Eh!
01:24:49Eh!
01:24:49Eh!
01:24:50Eh!
01:24:50Eh!
01:24:51Eh!
01:24:51Eh!
01:24:52Eh!
01:24:52Eh!
01:24:53Eh!
01:24:53Eh!
01:24:54Eh!
01:24:54Eh!
01:24:55Eh!
01:24:55Eh!
01:24:56Eh!
01:24:56Eh!
01:24:57Eh!
01:24:57Eh!
01:24:58Eh!
01:24:59Boys!
01:25:08The fire broke out at the fire station!
01:25:11Let's go turn it off!
01:25:12I'm turning it off too!
01:25:13No, not you!
01:25:14But why?
01:25:15Why not!
01:25:16Ah!
01:25:16Ah!
01:25:17Ah!
01:25:17Ah!
01:25:17Eh!
01:25:19Franco and Ciccio, in love, were caught in a trap.
01:25:23With their wives and relatives, they are happy and content.
01:25:26But the team gets into trouble, not the escort.
01:25:29We will never lose.
01:25:30And in a year, no less, we will be back among the firefighters!
01:25:33Ah! Ah! Ah!
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