Cartons Expresses His Concern for the Buffalo Bills

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00:00The Buffalo Bills wins this year. They are 4-2, and while in a tie with the Patriots,

00:05the Patriots have the tiebreaker because they beat them the only time they faced off head-to-head

00:09two weeks ago. I guess a week ago, right? Yep. So the Buffalo Bills beat the Baltimore Ravens.

00:15Remember that great fourth quarter comeback? You know, four and a half minutes left, down 15,

00:20and somehow, someway, the Bills come back, and they beat the Ravens. Well, what did we learn

00:23about the Ravens? They have arguably the worst defense in the AFC. It's still a game the Ravens

00:29should have won because they dropped 40 on the Bills, but another example that the Bills

00:33defense, not great. Yep. All right, so the Bills take a week one win against the Baltimore

00:39Ravens. The Ravens right now are, oh, let me check, one and five. That doesn't count as

00:44a good win, right? Week two, or the second game, at least I have my schedule, they play

00:49the New York Jets. They beat the New York Jets. The New York Jets right now, the only

00:55winless team in all football at 0-6. Does that count as a good win? No, it doesn't because

01:02the Jets stink, right? Let's go to their third win this year. They beat the Miami Dolphins.

01:07You remember the Miami Dolphins, the team that players show up late to players-only meetings

01:12and hate the quarterback and hate the head coach, and they are, let me check, a one-win

01:16team. So while it's a division win, does that count as a high-level win for the Buffalo

01:22Bills? No, it does not. And let's go to their last win. They beat the New Orleans

01:26Saints. The New Orleans Saints have a single win this season, and it happened to be against

01:31the New York Giants, a team that's only got two wins thus far on the season. So the Bills

01:38this year have beaten the Ravens 1-5, the Jets 0-6, the Dolphins 1-5, and the Saints 1-5.

01:47They are beating up on the worst teams in the league, and they have not beaten a team

01:54with a .500 or better record thus far this year. If I lived in Buffalo, and I did for

02:01seven months, 1991 was August 24th of 91 into May of 92. Seven months of my life, I lived

02:11in Buffalo, all right? Seven months. I was with a lot of heavy women to keep me warm

02:16in October, November, December, January, and February. And the reason I couldn't hook up

02:22with an attractive thin woman is that it's because simply known in Buffalo, Jim Kelly had

02:28them all. Oh, man. All right. There was none left. Not one left. In the early 90s, if you

02:33wanted to hook up with an attractive woman, your name had to be Jim Kelly. Yeah. There wasn't

02:38one left. Not one. Not one. If Jim Kelly had a party, all the pretty girls were there.

02:43So guys like me, you had to go to the one-legged gal with a limp, right? But she kept you warm

02:49in your studio apartment in a retirement home with cockroaches and ramen noodles, because

02:55that's all I had. Oh, my goodness. And Santa Barbara every afternoon at 3 o'clock. That's

03:00all I had at Buffalo. But that's a story for another day. Yeah. The bills, and I'm trying

03:06to find a better word than fraudulent, because it's an overused word. But the bills right

03:13now are the most fraudulent 4-2 team, or even just a team with a winning record that exists

03:18in the NFL. Yeah. Their four wins are against teams with a combined 3-21 record. So who have

03:27they beaten? And last night, they played a team playing at home. I can't remember the last

03:31time the Falcons had a nationally televised home game. And they're a good football team

03:36all of a sudden. Raheem Morris is doing a good job. B. John Robinson is a rock star defensively.

03:41They did everything they wanted to do in getting pressure on Josh Allen. And I'm not looking back.

03:48And I'm going to go to my handy-dandy notebook right here and look at the standings in the AFC.

03:53And there's no dominant team.