90 Day Pillow Talk Season 32 Episode 6
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00:00Canny, hurry up.
00:02The show's not going to wait for you.
00:04What are you doing?
00:05I'll be there in a minute.
00:06I'm finishing up the dishes.
00:08How come even when I cook, though, I have to do the dishes, too?
00:11I don't understand this.
00:13Gabe, it's been 30 minutes.
00:15You still haven't caught in anything yet?
00:17This, I feel like this one is the one that's going to catch me something.
00:20This is the one?
00:21This is the one.
00:22Show's coming on, so let's try to wrap it up and catch some dinner.
00:24All right, got you.
00:26Here, fishy, fishy, fishy.
00:30A stripper came over.
00:33You touched him?
00:34I didn't touch her.
00:35I mean, what?
00:36I didn't...
00:37Ding, I have soup.
00:38Wait.
00:40Oh, the game!
00:42Oh, my God.
00:43He looks like someone puked all over him.
00:46That's disgusting.
00:47You got a stripper, didn't you?
00:49It wasn't me.
00:50I didn't order it.
00:51I already thought...
00:53I get massages quite often in Oklahoma.
00:57Like, you know, weekly massages.
00:59Look at that little side smile.
01:01He's like, in Oklahoma.
01:03We're not in Oklahoma anymore.
01:05The last small day I planned for us, you fell asleep through every service.
01:09The moment you hit the table...
01:14I'm Patia.
01:15I'm 58, and I live in Dallas, Texas.
01:17What was your stage name?
01:18Alex.
01:19Oh, yeah.
01:20Boring.
01:21The most common name in America, but it's the most unique name in Turkey.
01:25We can do this better than any exotic dancer out there.
01:28You ready to walk down the runway?
01:30I am.
01:31Let's go.
01:32Oh!
01:33Jeez!
01:34So, where's the fish?
01:35So, in my defense, I was only out there for like 45 minutes, and it started to rain.
01:47So, I got rained on.
01:48So, it's not my fault.
01:49Fish live in the water, though.
01:51So...
01:52But I don't.
01:53Okay.
01:54And I didn't want to mess my hair up, but I actually brushed it today, so...
01:57Okay.
01:58All right.
01:59Hurry up.
02:00The show's about to start.
02:01I'm cleaning up your mess.
02:02Well, I didn't make that much of a mess.
02:04Did you use gloves again for the dishes?
02:06Yes.
02:07You want to keep your hands youthful?
02:09Mine are youthful, and I don't use gloves, and I'm a clean freak, too.
02:12Well, it's because you've got youth on your side.
02:14I'm not there.
02:15I'm past that.
02:16Okay.
02:17I didn't know that secret.
02:18Okay.
02:19Is it sexy?
02:20Get him.
02:21Oh.
02:22Mm-hmm.
02:23Uh-huh.
02:24You've heard that sound before.
02:25That is not sexy.
02:27What the hell?
02:29I gained 20 pounds since we got married.
02:30Oh, my God.
02:31Yep.
02:32You're eating so much.
02:33Those are marriage pounds, sweetie.
02:34But at least you are beautiful still.
02:36Kiss.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:38Oh.
02:39I love that.
02:41Oh.
02:42Oh, my God.
02:43Ah, you're on my hair.
02:45Sorry.
02:46Let's go.
02:47I'm excited.
02:48Oh, my God.
02:49Why are you talking like that?
02:51Because I carried you.
02:53You are 150 pounds or whatever you are.
02:56You're talking like you're dying.
02:58Yeah.
02:59I am dying, girl.
03:01Babe, I'm so happy I get to spend my night snuggled, cuddled with you watching the other
03:07way.
03:08You're the best of my life.
03:11Oh, I can't cry now.
03:13What would you do if I just start crying and start bawling?
03:18I just love you so much.
03:20It would be nice to see some emotion.
03:23Where do you think we're starting off?
03:28Pigeons are everywhere, no matter where you go.
03:31No matter where in the world, yes.
03:33Used to have pet pigeons.
03:34In Mexico City, yeah.
03:35Well, on the balcony.
03:36But you knew every one of them.
03:37I knew all my pigeons.
03:38I fed all my pigeons.
03:39And they knew you.
03:40But they were wild.
03:41They knew me, too.
03:43All right.
03:44We're in Medellin.
03:45We're back with Luke and Madeline.
03:47I love the music.
03:48Yeah.
03:49Today is the tasting of the cake.
03:50I'm so happy and excited about it.
03:52I remember on our cake tasting, we tasted all the cakes.
03:57It was hard to pick.
03:58But we didn't pick those people to even make it.
04:00We found somebody else.
04:01The cake was delicious that we got out.
04:02It was.
04:03I brought you a cake tasting.
04:04I wanted to.
04:05You did the cake tasting?
04:06Come on.
04:07What are you talking about?
04:08Oh, in Wichita.
04:09Yeah.
04:10And then we put the cake tasting.
04:11We tasted all the cakes.
04:12It was hard to pick.
04:13But we didn't pick those people to even make it.
04:14We found somebody else.
04:15The cake was delicious that we got out.
04:16It was.
04:17Oh, look at those desserts.
04:18This is making me want some cake right now.
04:20I love cake.
04:21When we got married, we didn't even do a cake tasting.
04:23I wanted to.
04:24You did the cake tasting?
04:25Come on.
04:26What are you talking about?
04:27Oh, in Wichita.
04:28Yeah.
04:29And then we put the cake tasting.
04:30The topper of our cake in the freezer too late.
04:31And when we went to cut it, it was moldy.
04:32Yeah, it was bad.
04:33It was frozen.
04:34We had to throw it away.
04:35Whoops.
04:36Baby, I just wanted to say I love you so much.
04:37You mean the world to me.
04:38I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
04:39Do a lot more.
04:40You know I love so much.
04:41Uh-uh.
04:42What are you going to do?
04:43What are you going to tell?
04:44Or what are you going to say?
04:45What are you going to say?
04:46What are you going to tell?
04:47Or what are you going to say?
04:48What are you going to say?
04:49I'm going to say.
04:50I'm going to say.
04:51I'm going to say.
04:52I'm going to say.
04:53You know I love so much.
04:56Uh-uh.
04:57Uh-uh.
04:58What are you going to do?
04:59What are you going to tell her?
05:00What are you going to say?
05:01Oh, no.
05:02He just did the cough.
05:03I mean, something's coming.
05:04He's like, I'm about to tell you something.
05:06I'm going to get my throat wet.
05:07The bachelor party.
05:08Oh, my God.
05:09It's coming.
05:10I feel it.
05:11He's going to confess.
05:12Do you think he's going to bring up the strippers?
05:14I think that's what's going to happen.
05:15Oh, my God.
05:16He wants to tell her about the bachelor party.
05:18Remember when I had said I was going to David's house?
05:22And.
05:23Go to the point.
05:27Get to the point.
05:29Get to.
05:30Get to.
05:31I'm sorry to do that when I'm mad at you.
05:32Get to the point.
05:35A stripper came over.
05:39And what do you do with the stripper?
05:41I didn't do anything.
05:42She did stuff to me.
05:44He's innocent.
05:45He's innocent.
05:46He's just a bystander.
05:47God.
05:48Oh, my God.
05:49Luke.
05:50You knew this was going to happen.
05:53You touched her?
05:54I didn't touch her.
05:55I mean, what?
05:56I didn't.
05:57So wait.
05:58Oh, my God.
05:59Oh, the cake.
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01Oh, my God.
06:02Oh, the cake.
06:03Oh, my God.
06:04You forgot your jacket.
06:17Girl, it's OK.
06:18You're going to be all right.
06:19I'm surprised she's not licking the rest of the cake off her fingers.
06:21What an ending to date night.
06:22What a cake tasting.
06:23Who got spider webs in their house?
06:24Oh, Greta.
06:25What is she doing right now?
06:26Is she putting her stuff away still?
06:27And he's reading.
06:28Apple is so cute.
06:29Oh.
06:30You love cats.
06:31I love cats.
06:32Hey, Matthew, where are you?
06:33Hey, Matthew, where are you?
06:34Hey, I'm in here.
06:35I'm going to take a shower.
06:36He's like, thank God.
06:37Yeah, I've been telling you that since we got off the train.
06:38You don't have to ask.
06:39Did you find enough space for your clothes?
06:40No.
06:41Look at her face.
06:42She's so cute.
06:43What is she doing right now?
06:44What is she doing right now?
06:45Is she putting her stuff away still?
06:46And he's reading.
06:47Apple is so cute.
06:48Oh.
06:49You love cats.
06:50I love cats.
06:51Hey, Matthew, where are you?
06:52Hey, I'm in here.
06:54I'm going to take a shower.
06:56He's like, thank God.
06:57Yeah, I've been telling you that since we got off the train.
07:00You don't have to ask.
07:02Did you find enough space for your clothes?
07:06No.
07:07Look at her face.
07:08She's like, what the hell do you think?
07:11Three drawers?
07:12Of course not.
07:14Greta and Matthew.
07:16Aw.
07:17What is she wearing?
07:19Is it a one piece?
07:21Greta arrived earlier today.
07:23And is this how I would have wanted it to go in the first hour or two?
07:30Probably not.
07:31But I expected her to be pretty worn out from the day.
07:36Whoa.
07:37In other words, I expected her to be bitchy.
07:39He was being nice about it.
07:41Here's mom and dad.
07:43Mom and dad are home.
07:44That, I don't think it's going to be a good thing right now, the way she's acting, Greta.
07:48How's it going?
07:49Yeah, pretty well.
07:50Has Greta arrived?
07:51Yeah, yeah.
07:52She's arrived.
07:53She's just having a shower now, so.
07:54I bet she's tired, isn't she?
07:56She ain't in a good mood, so tread lightly, guys.
08:00Oh, my God.
08:01If she is not the cutest freaking London grandma I've ever seen.
08:06But she's tired, isn't she?
08:07As I sit in my rocker, looking at my lovely little family in my living room.
08:12Hi.
08:13Oh, my God.
08:14Hi.
08:15Oh, my God.
08:16So good to see you guys.
08:18It's so lovely to have you here.
08:20Yeah.
08:21You're welcome.
08:23You're welcome.
08:24Oh, this is so cute.
08:27They look like a family.
08:29They do.
08:30They got the same kind of hairstyle.
08:31This is cute.
08:32It is more like Greta's mother.
08:35They look like each other.
08:36Yeah, Greta looks like she could be a part of this family.
08:40For sure.
08:41Yeah.
08:42Oh, my God.
08:43Oh, my God.
08:44Oh, my God.
08:46Oh.
08:47Cake here, too.
08:48Don't throw it in anybody's face.
08:50Or cake.
08:52I feel like we need cake for this entire episode.
08:54Everybody's eating cake.
08:55Everyone's eating cake.
08:56Oh, there's cake.
08:57There's kitties.
08:58That smells very nice.
08:59This is a vegan cake?
09:01That is a vegan cake.
09:02It's got blueberries in.
09:03It's got lemon in.
09:04And it's got apple and hazel on the top.
09:08Oh, my God.
09:09Are they not the freaking cutest?
09:12She had two tiny pussies up there.
09:14Oh, stop it.
09:16That's so dirty.
09:17This is such a cute moment.
09:19Finally, parents are very happy to see the spouse that they bring with their girlfriend or boyfriend.
09:25Your mother did not make me a cake.
09:27She didn't make me nothing.
09:29Anywho, the positivity here is the parents are being nice, yes, for a change, which is really cute.
09:36I'm sure Greta's really tired.
09:38It's been a long, long day for you.
09:40I've been tired, too.
09:41I'm sure.
09:42Getting this place ready for her.
09:43But Greta's been traveling.
09:45Greta took off.
09:46She's like, you couldn't have said that any sooner.
09:49This is literally like what men do.
09:52You, especially.
09:53Just men.
09:54His mom's like, I bet Greta's so exhausted from traveling all day.
09:59And he's like, oh, man, I'm tired, too.
10:01It's been such a long day.
10:04How are you feeling?
10:06I'm just like kind of in shock right now a little bit.
10:09In shock?
10:10Yeah.
10:11Oh, that bed is small.
10:14I can't do smaller than a...
10:16It's like a childhood bed.
10:18It probably is.
10:19Look at the antlers behind his head.
10:21I'm dead.
10:22His pillow has antlers right behind his head, babe.
10:25Mm-hmm.
10:26He's a human moose or something.
10:29When I was unpacking earlier today, I felt really overwhelmed.
10:32I felt like the room wasn't really prepared for me to arrive.
10:38It kind of made me feel like not really welcome here.
10:42He put the G on the drawer for you.
10:44You're welcome.
10:45You got three of them.
10:46He was literally polishing clocks and doing everything he could to prepare.
10:51And he didn't think about the drawers.
10:53And so that's what she's not going to let him forget about.
10:55When I did such a thing, you would shout at me.
10:58You didn't clean anything.
10:59You didn't clean anything.
11:00He cleaned a lot of things.
11:02But there just wasn't drawers ready for her.
11:05I'm so tired, honey.
11:07I'm just going to go to bed, okay?
11:08Yeah, that's fine.
11:10Good night.
11:11Good night, darling.
11:13Please do.
11:14Please go to bed.
11:15Now that I all over you, I'm going to go to sleep.
11:19Night-night.
11:20I can't sleep with somebody on me.
11:22My arm gets tired and starts to get needles.
11:24It hurts.
11:25Start getting those pins and needles there.
11:26Exactly.
11:27I got hair in my face.
11:28Ugh.
11:29You know what?
11:30Sometimes the best one is going to sleep.
11:32Yes.
11:33Wake up to a new day.
11:34Yep.
11:35It's a fresh start tomorrow.
11:36Let's just go to bed.
11:37In the morning, they're going to wake up with new perspectives.
11:40Forget about the drawers, hopefully.
11:41I wish they would have a sex, you know, that night.
11:43Because, yeah, instead of reset, it is G-set.
11:46Oh, my God.
11:47Reset, yeah.
11:48The sex is the solution for everything.
11:50It's not the solution for everything.
11:51She would forget drawers, anything, you know?
11:54For a few seconds, and then she'll remember the drawers.
11:57If it's good, she would, believe me.
12:00Sexy Shalita.
12:01I'm also known as Shalita.
12:05Your stripper name is supposed to be the street you grew up on.
12:10Market Square.
12:11Oh, ladies and gentlemen, get your wallets ready for Market Square.
12:17The stupidest name in stripper history, but let me tell you, he's got a package.
12:22I like it.
12:24I got some cakes for us to try.
12:29How was it?
12:30You got a stripper, didn't you?
12:32It wasn't me.
12:33I didn't order it.
12:34I already...
12:36The wedding is over.
12:40The wedding is over.
12:42This is why I don't trust you.
12:45Okay, we're really missing out.
12:46It's pretty good.
12:48Armando, why am I in a poncho and a shower cap?
12:51Well, because I made this cake, you know, with Madeline.
12:53She got naughty and crazy.
12:55Throwing that cake at Luke, I thought, let's have a little fight.
12:58Let's have some fun.
12:59We're going to ruin your masterpiece?
13:01It's fine.
13:02It'll look prettier on you.
13:07You .
13:14Wow, you're bad.
13:15Oh my God.
13:16Oh my God.
13:22Come on.
13:23Oh my God.
13:24Wait, I don't want to waste this part.
13:25Let's eat some in the house.
13:32Dang, dang, dang, dang.
13:34We must be in India.
13:35Ooh.
13:36What are these big things?
13:37No, we're not in India.
13:38Are we in the wild west?
13:45Oh.
13:46I think it's a new girl.
13:48Get it, girl.
13:49Is she a stripper?
13:50Oh, she is.
13:52Wait a second.
13:53She's not riding horses.
13:54She's riding poles.
13:55I love that.
13:56I love it.
13:57Look at this hot mama though.
14:00She cute.
14:04I'm Pitya.
14:05I'm 58.
14:06And I live in Dallas, Texas.
14:0758 and doing this?
14:09Wild.
14:11It must be senior night.
14:13What kind of genetics does she have?
14:16Can you believe that?
14:17This dancing is A plus.
14:20I didn't even ask you how you rate it.
14:22A plus.
14:23You're just telling me.
14:30I'm also known as Shalita.
14:33Shalita.
14:35That's a stripper name.
14:37What was your stage name?
14:38Alex.
14:39Oh, yeah.
14:40Boring.
14:41It's a common name in America, but it's the most unique name in Turkey.
14:44Actually, your stripper name is supposed to be the street you grew up on and the name of your first pet.
14:50What street did you grow up on?
14:52Market Square.
14:53Market Square?
14:54Oh, ladies and gentlemen, now tonight for the top performer, get your wallets ready for Market Square.
15:02The stupidest name in stripper history, but let me tell you, he's got a package, so make sure.
15:07I like it.
15:08I like it.
15:09What would your stripper name be if you had an alter ego?
15:13Stallion.
15:17Don't make fun of me!
15:18Mine would be Candy Cane.
15:20Oh God, go figure.
15:21Candy Cane doesn't sound enticing.
15:24It will when I'm done with you.
15:25Oh.
15:26But now I'm hanging up my cowgirl hat to move across the world to be with my boyfriend, Dylan.
15:34In Australia.
15:35We're down under.
15:37He looks like he's a blue collar worker.
15:39Or a plumber.
15:40Oh, we could use you right now.
15:41We have some leaks here.
15:42Oh, hello.
15:43Oh, hello.
15:44G'day, I'm Dylan.
15:46I'm 38 years old and I live in Launceston, Tasmania.
15:50Hey, you're from Tasmania.
15:52Good I might.
15:53My name is Harper.
15:54You need to work on that Australian accent, sweetie.
15:56Good I might.
15:58I'm a plumber.
15:59I do anything from plugging up leaks, fixing dunnies.
16:02He's gutting.
16:03Him doing plumbing like this looks like some of the porn movies I've seen.
16:07And he looks like a porn movie star.
16:10Dunny?
16:13He looks like my handyman.
16:15Yeah.
16:16I need to call him.
16:17I've got some pictures to hang.
16:20G'day, ladies.
16:21I heard you had a broken pup in here.
16:23I'd hate for you to get sucking wet.
16:27Woo!
16:28There we go.
16:29Oh, he is a stripper.
16:31He's a stripper, too.
16:34I knew it!
16:35Yes!
16:36I knew it!
16:38So I started stripping and the phone started ringing.
16:42A few years later, Australia's Got Talent came to town.
16:46Whoa.
16:47Gee.
16:48Hello.
16:49Yeah, he's looking real good.
16:50Sorry, babe.
16:52And then suddenly I'm Thunder from Down Under's MC in Las Vegas.
16:56Oh, my God.
16:58He was in Thunder from Down Under.
17:00This is a traveling men's dancer show.
17:04Where do you know this kind of show?
17:05It's famous in America, babe.
17:06Thunder from Down Under.
17:09You don't get it.
17:10I get it.
17:12But it's not funny for me.
17:16And that's when I make patea.
17:17I moved to Las Vegas because my love life was a mess.
17:21Oh, and Vegas was going to help.
17:23Girl, my love life is a mess as well.
17:25It's okay.
17:26One night I was working and Dylan came in.
17:30We just started talking and then, yeah, I was just really just smitten with her.
17:34Oh, cute.
17:35I love them already.
17:38Do you think trust is going to be a red flag for this couple?
17:41100%.
17:42Because they know what happens.
17:43I think they might be down with it because they're both in the biz.
17:46We'll see.
17:47Who knows?
17:48He fell for these right away.
17:52It was love at first boob sight.
17:57Love at first boob sight.
17:58You love boobs.
17:59You're a boob guy.
18:00Yeah.
18:01You like my boobs immediately?
18:02My boob guys.
18:03Not really.
18:04Not like immediately, immediately.
18:06I wasn't even looking at your boobs.
18:07Oh, and the first thing you don't see is my boobs.
18:09You're looking in my eyes.
18:11Is that what it was?
18:13He invited me to a show.
18:15He has the best abs.
18:17I mean.
18:18He does.
18:19He does.
18:20He has best abs.
18:21Genetically, so good abs.
18:23You looked like that when I met you.
18:24You were chiseled.
18:26I was like, God damn.
18:28Thank you so much for having me.
18:30It's beautiful.
18:31I never thought I would date somebody that was like 20 years younger than me.
18:35A little bit of age difference, but he likes it.
18:38She's a cougar.
18:39They don't have problems with each other with guys and girls all over them.
18:43Chloe could learn something from them.
18:46We've been together for 12 years and still going.
18:4912 years.
18:5012 years.
18:51God, look at that girl's butt.
18:52I'm sorry, babe.
18:53Look at her butt.
18:56See?
18:57Age differences work.
18:59Not trying to prove anything.
19:01Four years ago, Dylan and I moved to Thailand for about a year.
19:05We were fighting constantly.
19:08So we broke up and then I came back to the States.
19:12Oh, my gosh.
19:13Oh, that's not a good sign.
19:15I'm curious to know what, like, has caused them to break up in the past.
19:18But they said they were always fighting, she said.
19:20Yeah, but what do they fight about? I need to know more.
19:23But Dylan is so worth it.
19:25He makes me feel like no one's ever made me feel.
19:27But I just hope we don't fall back into our old patterns and break up again.
19:32I don't know if my heart can take it anymore.
19:34That is so crazy.
19:36That's the beauty of love, man.
19:38I know, they do love.
19:39I mean, it's been this long.
19:43You think that there's a problem with Dylan?
19:45Yeah, I mean, he can be short-tempered.
19:49Guys with abs can have that problem.
19:51I know that.
19:52What?
19:53You are so funny.
19:57So now you're not so short-tempered because...
20:01Yes.
20:02We share the car, right?
20:04We don't both get something out of your massages.
20:07You get a happier version of myself.
20:09Look at this little spoiled princess.
20:11I know.
20:12Does she do hard labor or what?
20:14Just do what she says.
20:15Come on, buddy.
20:16Happy wife, happy life.
20:17Yep.
20:18All right, babe.
20:19You know it's fall.
20:20We gotta get our scarecrow made.
20:23I know.
20:24Have you ever made a scarecrow before?
20:26Yeah.
20:27What'd you make them out of?
20:28You use grass or you can just use, like, stick
20:31and push it through the arm.
20:33Oh, yeah, you gotta stuff those arms.
20:35Don't make our scarecrow have flimsy arms, okay?
20:38We are muscles over here.
20:39Tommy Scartoni is his name.
20:42I want him to have a bubble butt like my husband.
20:45So people can say,
20:46where'd you get the idea for Tommy and his giant butt?
20:49I'll say, well, just tell my husband to turn around.
20:52Look at that.
20:53Woo!
20:54Tommy!
20:55Tommy!
20:56All right.
20:57What's he looking like?
20:58Let's put them together, babe.
20:59I have his head and his hat.
21:01He's gonna have to lean.
21:03Tommy's people are gonna have to step over him.
21:05Oh!
21:06Look at him.
21:07Now to put his little face on.
21:10Let's get you smiling here.
21:11Oh, boy.
21:12Yeah.
21:13Look at him.
21:14Tommy boy.
21:15I love him.
21:16Already.
21:17Yeah.
21:18See you later.
21:19Don't worry.
21:20We won't leave you out here all night.
21:22Yeah.
21:23We might.
21:24Oh, they're exercising together.
21:34Good.
21:35Greta and Matthew running for love.
21:39Looks like a cute little town.
21:41It does.
21:42It's my second day in England with Matthew and I felt a bit unsettled, but I think Matthew
21:49knows the key to my heart because today he surprised me with the trip to the spa.
21:54Dude, we love a spa day.
21:56Spa days are the best.
21:58Man, the last spa day I planned for us, you fell asleep through every service.
22:02It was like, now we're gonna move into the couple's massage.
22:05And I was like, great.
22:06The moment you hit the table.
22:09One time, this guy took me to get a massage.
22:13The massage therapist, his breath smelt so bad.
22:17And he was like a hundred years old.
22:18And then, as soon as I thought the massage was over, he was like, all right, now flip.
22:23I'm shirtless.
22:24I got no underwear.
22:25I'm like, uh, we can just cut it short right there.
22:27I'm okay.
22:28We're spa people, aren't we?
22:31Once in a blue moon, it's pretty good, isn't it?
22:33Well, I get massages quite often in Oklahoma.
22:38Like, you know, weekly massages.
22:40Really?
22:41Weekly?
22:42Look at this little spoiled princess.
22:44I know.
22:45Does she do hard labor or what?
22:47Like, why does she want massages that much?
22:49Look at that little side smile.
22:51He's like, in Oklahoma.
22:53We're not in Oklahoma anymore.
22:55A couple massage, not a good thing.
22:57Why don't you care more about massages?
22:59It's not about massages, but I'm not a massage guy.
23:02Why?
23:03I didn't know there's like massage people and not massage people.
23:05I just thought everyone loves massages.
23:07Not everyone.
23:08I'm fine to be the breadwinner here and support you and give you what you want to be happy.
23:13But I think there needs to be a realistic cap on things.
23:17You bought an upgraded engine on your car and you bought very expensive computer.
23:22Wow.
23:23No.
23:24Below the belt, you say.
23:26Ooh.
23:27That's dumb.
23:28No matter what they do, it has to be for both of them or they don't get it at all.
23:32No, but she shouldn't be comparing it.
23:34Well, because she doesn't care about the upgrade in the car.
23:37He does.
23:38But it's his money.
23:39Spot can't be every single day.
23:40Remember when I say all this to you.
23:43It's different.
23:44We share the car, right?
23:46We don't both get something out of your massages.
23:49You get a happier version of myself.
23:51I don't think a happier version of you is very sustainable financially.
23:57Happy wife, happy life.
23:58Yep.
23:59Just do what she says.
24:00Come on, buddy.
24:01Well, I like to spend money on different crafts and all my decoration things.
24:05You always complain that I spend too much, but that's what I like to do.
24:08I guess there's worse things you can be doing.
24:10So yes, you can buy balloons once a week.
24:13I get my nails done and my lashes done.
24:15You're lucky I don't go get Botox and filler.
24:18It's hundreds of thousands of dollars.
24:20What about me?
24:21What about me?
24:22Do I do anything to myself?
24:23Well, that's your problem.
24:24Do it to yourself.
24:25I'll tell you what.
24:26You get a massage once a week.
24:27I'm hiring a housekeeper once a week.
24:28That's my massage.
24:29Hell yeah.
24:30I'm really grateful that Matthew is supporting us.
24:33And I don't want to be a burden.
24:36But I don't want to start this whole thing where we're keeping score on each other's sacrifices.
24:41We're all ready if you want to come up for your massages now.
24:44Sounds good.
24:45Well, that relaxation room wasn't very relaxing.
24:50Wait a second.
24:52She doesn't want them to be keeping score.
24:55She just literally kept score of the computer, the new engine.
25:00Now he doesn't even want a massage probably.
25:03The massage.
25:04He's probably like, I don't even want this massage.
25:07My mom calls me a wild horse you cannot tame.
25:10I moved out when I was 17 because I just don't like to be controlled.
25:13We can be wild horses together but I'm definitely way more wilder than you.
25:18You're just like the hot stallion.
25:20I'm like the wild like, bitch you can't catch me.
25:23Hell no.
25:26Since we have some stripper slash exotic dancers on this season.
25:30Yeah.
25:31You know when we play Darcy and we got stuff for Darcy and Stacey and that and their wigs.
25:35The costumes.
25:36I have some heels still we never wore.
25:38You didn't get rid of those?
25:39I saved them for a great occasion and this is it.
25:41We're going to do a little runway walk.
25:43I'm coming out.
25:45You are really coming out.
25:47Your toes.
25:48Oh!
25:49Your toes are coming out.
25:50I only have three.
25:51Okay.
25:52We can do this better than any exotic dancer out there.
25:56You ready to walk down the runway?
25:57I am.
25:58Let's go.
25:59Oh!
26:00Geez!
26:01Well great way to walk.
26:03Wait!
26:10Okay.
26:12All right.
26:13Well that was sexy.
26:14Wasn't it?
26:15It's yours.
26:17There you go.
26:18You got it.
26:19Shake it.
26:20Get a little twirl right there girl.
26:22I can't get too confident.
26:23I know.
26:24You get confident and stuff.
26:32Oh my God.
26:33I know right.
26:34Wait.
26:35We can't both talk.
26:36Okay.
26:37Let's go.
26:38Ow.
26:39You're like a drunk girl on Friday night.
26:41Come on.
26:42I'll hold your hair back when you puke.
26:43Ugh.
26:48All right.
26:49Where are we?
26:50We're in Dallas, Texas.
26:51I see cheetah print.
26:52Mm-hmm.
26:53Cheetah print is a stripper print.
26:55Ooh.
26:56We're at Texas.
26:57Back with the stripper.
26:59Patia.
27:00Good for her though honestly for being a stripper for 37 years.
27:03Because that is a good workout.
27:07I love cooking.
27:08I enjoy it very much.
27:09Like I can make all types of dishes.
27:11Not us.
27:12Tooth.
27:13At any family functions, we don't bring anything.
27:16Whenever we go to a family event, I bring the plates, the ice, the soda.
27:20Nothing that can be, that I cook that can be judged.
27:23You know what I'm saying?
27:24Yeah, exactly.
27:25I'm gonna mess it up.
27:26I'm gonna mess it up.
27:27Cause let us cook something and somebody don't like it, we about to throw hands.
27:29You want the potato salad?
27:31My nephew's coming over.
27:33He loves homemade food.
27:35I'm really looking forward to cooking for him.
27:38I haven't seen Nicholas in a long time, but when I told Nick I was gonna be moving out to Tasmania,
27:43he immediately scheduled a trip to come out and visit me.
27:46Voice of Reason, coming in hot.
27:48Mm-hmm.
27:49He wants the tea.
27:50He's like, ooh, spill the tea so I can tell the rest of the family.
27:54How many nieces and nephews do you have?
27:56I have two nieces and two nephews.
27:58What is the difference between niece and nephew?
28:02Really?
28:04Tell me.
28:05Are you serious?
28:06Yes.
28:07A niece is a girl and nephew is a boy.
28:09We don't have different things in Turkish.
28:11What do you say in Turkish?
28:12We don't say, it's only one.
28:14It is yen.
28:15Yen means?
28:16There's no gender.
28:17You know, it's yen, it's girl or boy.
28:19It doesn't matter.
28:20Interesting.
28:22I just love Nick.
28:23He loves me for the way I am.
28:25He thinks I'm the coolest aunt because I was always, like, the wild one.
28:30You're the coolest aunt because you a stripper, girl.
28:32It's like, I'm bringing all my friends to your show.
28:35She was the aunt that totally bought him alcohol underage.
28:38Yeah.
28:39100%.
28:40She's a fun aunt.
28:41You're, like, the favorite uncle of your nieces.
28:44Well, for one, I'm the only uncle.
28:45That's true.
28:46So you win by default.
28:50I'm the favorite nephew, though.
28:52I will say one of the favorite nephews.
28:53And you're the favorite son.
28:55Oh, and you're my favorite husband.
28:57The only husband better be.
28:59My mom calls me a wild horse you cannot tame.
29:03I mean, I moved out when I was 17 because I just don't like to be controlled.
29:0819.
29:09I moved out when I was 19 because I couldn't be controlled.
29:13Same reason.
29:14You can't put a saddle on a wild horse.
29:16They tame you, girl.
29:19They tame you.
29:20I was not tame, too.
29:22Untameable.
29:23Look at me.
29:24She tamed me.
29:25Oh, you poor thing.
29:27We can be wild horses together, but I'm definitely way more wilder than you.
29:31You're just, like, the hot stallion that all the mares want to be around.
29:36I'm, like, the wild, like, bitch, you can't catch me.
29:39Hell no.
29:41Has your mom talked about me and Dylan?
29:43I've heard the typical story.
29:45You guys have a 20-year gap, right?
29:46Yes, 20 years gap.
29:48He's 38, yep.
29:50Yeah, this is like textbook cougar and the cub situation, you know?
29:53Cougar and the cub.
29:56What am I, then?
29:58It's a male cougar?
30:00What's an old guy do?
30:01A bear?
30:02No, that's if you're hairy.
30:04Grandpa and chicklin.
30:06It's supposed to sound good.
30:07You'll say grandpa and grandson or something like that.
30:10Good lord.
30:11I didn't say grandson, weirdo.
30:13What'd you say?
30:14What are you, then, if I'm a grandpa?
30:15A little chicklin.
30:17A chicklin?
30:21Living in Las Vegas, doing what we both did, we were both performers, we get into fights
30:26about jealousy and insecurities.
30:29So Dylan and I have broken up 20 times.
30:3220 times?
30:34Guys, in your line of work, neither one of you can be jealous on stuff.
30:39My gosh.
30:4020 times in 12 years.
30:42Way more than eight.
30:43Literally, that's almost twice a year they broke up.
30:46Gosh.
30:47I don't know if you know this, but he did propose to me in Vegas.
30:50Okay.
30:51Like three years after we were together, but he ended up taking the ring back.
30:56Wait, he proposed to her and then took the ring back?
30:59He's making some things that he's breaking up with her, taking the ring off back.
31:03It's like he can't decide what he wants.
31:05Yeah.
31:06I feel like once you give them a ring, you just kind of just give it to them.
31:11Yeah.
31:12Sunken cost.
31:13Yeah.
31:14If you would have taken this ring back, I would have been like...
31:16That's your wedding ring.
31:17You're not getting it back.
31:18Well, it means the engagement one.
31:19You weren't getting it back, I'll tell you that.
31:21You would have pawned it.
31:22Yeah.
31:23Why'd you give it back, girl?
31:24You don't ever give it back.
31:25You pawn it.
31:26At your age, you should know that.
31:28You're right.
31:29But we're going to get married, so it will work.
31:32He's going to propose to me.
31:33It can cost you so much if this doesn't work out.
31:38And I don't mean to make you cry.
31:39I'm sorry.
31:40Poor thing.
31:41Yes.
31:42She's given so much of her life to this man.
31:44Yes, yes.
31:45And you know what?
31:46This man is playing with her, because I know that feeling.
31:49I've played with people before.
31:51If someone loves you so much, and whatever you do, she is ready to forgive you.
31:56You always want to keep her in your life.
31:59Do you think this should be, like, the final chance she gives him?
32:03Because I do.
32:05Like, whoa.
32:06Third time's a charm.
32:07Nope.
32:08Twenty-first time's a charm.
32:10I have to make sure that this is a final time.
32:13But at the same time, I'm worried that if I did, I mean, I invested 12 years, and if it doesn't work out, I will come back and be alone.
32:22That does scare me a lot.
32:24She's a hot mama.
32:27She's not going to be alone forever.
32:29How many last chances do you give a man?
32:31At least 20.
32:33I want them to work.
32:34I feel like she's really invested a lot.
32:37And now to leave her beautiful home and go live in another country with this person who's broken up with her so many times.
32:43Yes.
32:44That's red flag, right?
32:46Big time.
32:47Not pink.
32:49Madeline.
32:50Mira.
32:52It's over.
32:54It's over.
32:55Look at that thumb, babe.
32:57She must be double jointed.
32:58You see that thumb?
32:59Look!
33:00It's over.
33:02Yes.
33:04Okay, babe.
33:05I'm going to do a little mask on you tonight.
33:08This is a salmon sperm mask.
33:10What?
33:11Yes.
33:12And it stimulates fibroblasts, which causes you to create collagen in your skin.
33:17So it's really ooey gooey.
33:19It's sperm.
33:20I'm going to put this on your face.
33:22Okay.
33:23It's going to feel so cool, relaxing.
33:26So right now you are literally giving me a facial.
33:29Stop talking.
33:30Stop.
33:32I've been dying to do this to you.
33:34How does it feel, sweetie?
33:37I'm scared to say something.
33:39You have no words.
33:40Refreshing.
33:41It's so refreshing?
33:42Yeah.
33:43That you're afraid to say anything positive?
33:44I don't want to get used to it.
33:52Can I get, like, a napkin or some ?
33:54Oh, my wall.
33:55He looks like someone puked all over him.
33:58That's disgusting.
33:59A napkin?
34:00You need a towel.
34:01He needs a shower.
34:02So what cake do you think they're picking for their wedding?
34:05Yeah, wait.
34:10Luke and Madeline.
34:11Oh, my God.
34:12These two.
34:13It is not looking good.
34:15You know, getting cake all over you in some circumstances is fun.
34:19I had fun.
34:20I think it just depends on how you see it.
34:23I didn't plan the bachelor party.
34:24I didn't know about it.
34:26I didn't order the stripper.
34:29I was just there.
34:30I never heard someone refer to it as that.
34:32I didn't order the stripper.
34:34Like schedule, coordinate.
34:36I didn't order her.
34:37Like it's a delivery service.
34:38Yeah, like it's a pizza.
34:39Would you have stayed there with the stripper?
34:41No, of course not.
34:42Look at me.
34:44You wouldn't have?
34:45No.
34:46What would you have done?
34:47Leave.
34:48Good job.
34:50I didn't know how to tell her.
34:52But I also felt that starting a marriage without 100% honesty is not a good place to start.
35:03And look what honesty gets you. Cake in the face.
35:05Yeah.
35:06I mean, I can hardly take this guy seriously.
35:08Look at him.
35:09Hey, cake lady, I guess you didn't get the job.
35:12What cake did y'all choose?
35:13None.
35:21She took off the ring.
35:23But if she really wanted to throw the wing, she would have like threw it out the window.
35:26Yeah, for sure.
35:27Not in the car.
35:28She gonna pick that right up.
35:29Gosh, she took the ring off?
35:32This wedding might be canceled, babe.
35:34No way.
35:35I'm sorry.
35:36Go get married with a stripper.
35:39Period.
35:40Oh my gosh.
35:41That's what I'm talking about, girl.
35:43Go marry that stripper.
35:45I understand being upset, but go get married to the stripper.
35:49That's so childish.
35:50That's a little too childish.
35:51I'm not gonna marry her.
35:52I just belt her up.
35:53Natalie.
35:54Look at that thumb.
35:55She must be double jointed.
35:56You see that thumb?
35:57Look.
35:58It's over.
35:59Yeah.
36:00Yeah.
36:01Yeah.
36:02Yeah.
36:03Uh-oh.
36:04Bye-bye.
36:05Left him there.
36:06Uh-oh.
36:07What's on the side of his head?
36:22Cake?
36:23Cake.
36:24Oh.
36:25Where's he gonna go tonight?
36:26To the stripper.
36:27I think that she needs to grow up some.
36:30Yeah.
36:31Sorry, girl, but that's just how I feel.
36:33Take it from grandpa.
36:35Next time on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way.
36:39Here we go.
36:40Next time on.
36:41Next time.
36:43This is not normal yoga.
36:45This is poop yoga.
36:48What the heck is going on?
36:51I have sperm on my fist, so I'm not surprised or anything.
36:55What?
36:57What's poop yoga?
36:58You struggle sometimes.
36:59You should do this.
37:00I don't have any trouble with that.
37:02I do that every morning.
37:04You might need a diaper, Jenny.
37:08Stop it right now.
37:10You know she's got them diapers.
37:11She's about that age.
37:13Poor Jenny.
37:14She just wants to be married and take her nap and eat her spaghetti.
37:18I give to him so much that he don't give anything to me.
37:28She's still having a fit.
37:29Good thing he didn't even unpack yet.
37:31It's only like day two.
37:32No.
37:33Get out of here.
37:34Get out of here.
37:35Madeline, this is not a good look for you, sweetie.
37:39Get it together.
37:40Luke.
37:41Luke.
37:42Luke.
37:43I don't even know what to say.
37:44I know.
37:45All we can say is, Luke, reevaluate.
37:48Do you see him?
37:50Jonathan asked me to stop his location sharing.
37:53Oh my God.
37:54Look at him.
37:55But my physical eyesight doesn't need to stop tracking him.
38:00Wait, is she spying on him?
38:03Yes.
38:04She's up in the tree.
38:05Oh my God.
38:06She's stalking him.
38:08If your friends get in on the stalking, that's a good homegirl.
38:11I like how you guys work.
38:13Wow, babe.
38:14This episode literally had it all.
38:16It was so intense.
38:17So crazy.
38:18I'm like, what is happening?
38:21I wonder what next week is going to look like, man.
38:23I mean, it's going to be crazy.
38:25I can't wait to watch it.
38:27I'm so excited.
38:28I don't want Jenny doing poop yoga.
38:30Ew.
38:31I don't talk about poop yoga.
38:32You know what we need to go with this drink?
38:35What?
38:36Cake.
38:37Your nose was in the hole up your nose.
38:39Let's go pick through the rubble and find a nice piece.
38:42We can do it.
38:43Hopefully we find a good piece.
38:44Mmm.
38:45Smush cake.
38:46Well, all right, Gabe.
38:47This was a really fun night, exciting episode.
38:49So I'm going to get ready for bed.
38:52I'm going to go.
38:53Until next time.
38:54All right.
38:55I'm going to go wash my face again.
38:57It smells like cake and I'm oily.
38:59You never smell better.
39:00Do you think cake in the face is better than sperm on the face?
39:03Don't say that.
39:04Don't remind me.
39:05I just forgot it.
39:06You look pretty relaxed.
39:07This is really nice.
39:08Don't play with it.
39:09Don't play with it.
39:10Don't play with it.
39:11You think it tastes good?
39:12It does taste good.
39:13Look.
39:14It doesn't look that good anymore.
39:15Mmm.
39:16Why are you eating with your fingers?
39:17We just threw a whole bunch of cake all over each other.
39:20I think this is cool.
39:21Okay.
39:22I guess I'll have a bite or two.
39:23Oh.
39:24We already did this.
39:25Oh, my God.
39:26It's delicious, though.
39:27It is good, actually.
39:29And we wonder why we're getting fat.
39:31You are, not me.
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