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00:00This new board game is hard.
00:01What is the game?
00:02You have to match the five-hour energy holiday flavor with their holiday.
00:07You're an idiot.
00:08Pumpkin spice, Halloween.
00:09Cranberry lime, Thanksgiving.
00:12Gingerbread sap, Christmas.
00:13Are you a wizard?
00:22Uh, and once in a while,
00:25answering a call you think is a scam can be a good thing, it turns out.
00:29Valerie Williams said she'd been using the Michigan Lottery app
00:32to scan non-winning tickets,
00:34but didn't realize that in doing so,
00:36she was entering herself into second-chance drawings.
00:39Oh, geez, I didn't know that.
00:40Okay.
00:41One day, a call came in that she wasn't going to answer.
00:45Thought it was a scam, but she caved and did.
00:48And she learned she was a contestant in the $1 million electric giveaway.
00:54As a contestant, you get to go down to Comerica Park during a Tigers game
00:58and spin the big prize wheel.
01:02Okay.
01:03You get to pick a color.
01:05Hot dog, hot dog, hot dog!
01:06No, you get to pick a color.
01:08Okay.
01:08And if your color comes up, you could win a million dollars.
01:11Oh, wow.
01:12Oh, that seems like pretty good odds right there.
01:15Green.
01:16Our color is green.
01:18Valerie Williams from Westland.
01:20You are Michigan's newest millionaire.
01:23Oh, wow.
01:25Tigers fans, give her a round of applause today.
01:27Congratulations.
01:28Michigan Lottery representative.
01:30Dave would take your money away.
01:32Yeah, with that reaction.
01:33Dave would take your money away.
01:34Let's spin the wheel again, bitch!
01:36You don't give an aim on me, you see?
01:38I didn't know they did this.
01:39No, I didn't either.
01:40But I wouldn't believe it.
01:41There'd be no way.
01:42What do I have to do?
01:43Yeah, you scanned your non-winning tickets,
01:45which automatically entered you into the second chance drive.
01:48Yeah, right.
01:49Goodbye.
01:49Sure.
01:51Scammers.
01:51Don't call here again.
01:52You're not getting me today.
01:53Come on down to Comerica Park.
01:55We'll pick you up.
01:56Oh, sure.
01:57You're going to murder me.
01:58And you'll spin the big wheel for your chance to win one million dollars.
02:03No.
02:04And then you win the million dollars and you just stare there blankly,
02:08not even celebrating,
02:10and Dave punches you and then takes your money away.
02:13I don't understand.
02:13I've seen him do it.
02:14She just doesn't have a lot of emotion left in life.
02:17I don't know.
02:17I think you're right.
02:18I think you're right.
02:19Our color is green.
02:20Valerie Williams from Westland.
02:22You are Michigan's newest millionaire.
02:25That's pretty sweet.
02:26She still doesn't believe it.
02:27Tiger fans, give her a round of applause.
02:29She hates the stuff that they put in her hair.
02:31Yeah, she took that out of my hair.
02:32I don't know.
02:36I don't think it'd be different.
02:39It's old lady Lisa.
02:41No.
02:42I don't believe this for a second.
02:43Get that crap out of my hair.
02:45Yeah, that's true, but I think I'm hoping that Lisa's a little bit more with it.
02:51I hope you're more with it.
02:53I mean, it is not great.
02:55I'd be humping paws.
02:57Get him off paws!
02:58I'd be naked.
02:58I told you, if I win a big one, I'm stripping my clothes.
03:02I'd be streaking in Comerica.
03:04I love a big wheel.
03:06I'm tempted to spin a big wheel every time I can.
03:08Every once in a while.
03:09At a restaurant, they have it to get a free thing off.
03:12And I was like, ooh, we got to spin the wheel.
03:14Jesse's like, we're not spinning the wheel.
03:15I'm like, come on, give it a spin!
03:17Why not?
03:17Listen, we got a wheel here, and I know every once in a while I would walk by it.
03:21And if it wasn't so loud, I know I would spin it.
03:25Just to see.
03:26Just for fun.
03:27I love spinning.
03:28They have a big, giant wheel at some place that was that one time, and you would spin it.
03:33Like, huge wheel.
03:34What's wrong with him, Lisa?
03:35I don't know.
03:36I don't know.
03:36Got a lot of problems.
03:38I bet you really wanted that Price is Right wheel.
03:41You want to spin it?
03:41Oh, like that.
03:43I had dreams of really trying to jump up high and pull it down to the ground.
03:48I never told you guys this, but I was this close to buying, like, a gigantic, life-size
03:53Plinko game this summer.
03:56I love Plinko, too.
03:57You were?
03:57Plinko's fun.
03:58You were going to buy it?
03:58Costco sold a big-ass Plinko game, and I thought it would be-
04:04For the show or for your life?
04:06No, for his life.
04:07What are you going to do with Plinko?
04:08His backyard.
04:08Put it in his backyard?
04:10Yeah.
04:10Give away prizes?
04:11His own prizes, yeah.
04:13What?
04:13He can kind of do that.
04:15Look.
04:16Oh.
04:16Oh, that's not bad.
04:17Well, you could put that anywhere, really.
04:19Yeah, I mean, it's big, though.
04:20I mean, it's big.
04:21It's not that big, but it's not that crazy.
04:23I thought you were talking, like, life-size Plinko game.
04:24Oh, I thought it was.
04:25Honestly, I did think it was bigger than this when I saw it.
04:27This one looks kind of like a toy.
04:29Don't buy that, Dave.
04:30That looks like a toy.
04:32Oh.
04:32We need to make it wood.
04:35Dave bought a basketball hoop.
04:36It's Fisher-Price.
04:40Yeah, no.
04:41You don't want that one, Dave.
04:42It's good you didn't buy that.
04:44You win by not buying it.
04:46Yeah, I do.
04:47You really want to play that every day?
04:50I know.
04:50I mean, I'd do it once and get bored, right?
04:53Yeah.
04:53That's why I didn't buy it, because it'd be fun once.
04:56Yeah.
04:56You'd play Plinko.
04:57I can't look.
04:58I can't look at it.
05:01Because you'd want to do it.
05:02I want to play Plinko right now.
05:04I'll risk it all.
05:06I'll drop a thousand chips right now, dude.
05:08Oh, my God.
05:09Lock my phone up.
05:10It'd be a fun game.
05:10Because you can play Plinko right now if you want.
05:12Plinko.
05:12Can you really?
05:13Oh, yeah.
05:14Like on a game on your phone?
05:15Yeah.
05:15Yeah.
05:16It'd be a fun game to play with your partner, like sexual Plinko, and you put little things
05:21down there.
05:21Oh, and you've got the sex bed outside, and you just get right to business.
05:25Sexual Plinko.
05:25Now we know why he was buying it.
05:27What a kinky man.
05:28I forgot.
05:29He's not putting the prizes on the bottom.
05:31Just like BJ, anal, get out, neighbor, Kinko.
05:35He's just got his dong through the $10,000 slot right there.
05:38You're a winner.
05:39Oh, my God.
05:40Kinko.
05:41I do like Kinko.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Kinko.
05:43Kinko.
05:44Oh, man.
05:45Are Kinkos still around?
05:46Kinkos?
05:47Kinko, the sexual Plinko game?
05:49No, isn't it Kinkos?
05:50Yeah, no.
05:50It's FedEx now.
05:52Oh, okay.
05:52Or whatever.
05:53Kinkos.
05:54Like they, I think it's.
05:55Yeah, I don't know.
05:56They were purchased up by somebody.
05:57I'm just wondering if the name is available.
05:59I think it's available, but I don't know.
06:01So I'll do sexual Plinko, Kinko.
06:04K-I-N-K-O-H.
06:07Oh, Kinko.
06:07Oh, Kinko.
06:10There we go.
06:11Court, you got to learn.
06:13Trademark Court Freeman.
06:14Trademark David Chuck the Frick.
06:15Set on our show.
06:16Set on our show.
06:17Oh, no.
06:17Yeah, I'll take it to court.
06:18You lost it.
06:19I'll take court to court.
06:20Start Kinko.
06:22Kinko, right?
06:22It's already got to be a thing.
06:24No, man.
06:24You was the host of Kinko.
06:27We're going, oh, it's a BJ or anal BJ.
06:29Anal.
06:30Are you willing to risk your anal virginity for the grand prize?
06:37Yes.
06:38At Kinko.
06:40I'm ready to play.
06:41Kinko.
06:43Come on down.
06:45It has to be a thing already.
06:47Kinko.
06:47It's too good of an idea for there not to already be a Kinko board.
06:51I don't think there is.
06:53Damn.
06:54Have you been looking it up?
06:55No.
06:55The website's available if you want Kinko.com.
06:59But I don't know about the game.
07:03Yeah.
07:03We want it all.
07:04Yeah, we need it all.
07:06If we're going to do this, we need it all.
07:07And we need it now.
07:08We need it right now.
07:09Trademark.
07:09Trademark.
07:10Trademark Dave and Chuck the Freak.
07:11Trademark Dave and Chuck the Freak.
07:12Trademark Dave and Chuck the Freak.
07:13You say it three times, it's official.
07:14Oh, my God.
07:15It is.
07:15Yeah.
07:16It's just like divorce in India.
07:17Yeah.
07:18Divorce, divorce, divorce.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:19I just divorced Amber.
07:21Yes.
07:23Welcome to the club.
07:25So, I think it's a great idea.
07:29Sexual fun with Kinkos.
07:30Listen, people like a sexual game.
07:33They love a sexual game.
07:34They have the dice game.
07:35They have all that stuff.
07:36I mean, I think swingers, too.
07:38Don't give me your ums, Lisa.
07:40Lisa, this would be big at a swinger party.
07:42It's not for us.
07:43I wasn't giving them um.
07:45I was looking at things.
07:46Oh, okay.
07:46I thought you were like, mm.
07:47No.
07:48Not so much.
07:49I don't care what you do.
07:50Do a Kinko game.
07:51Do a Kinko game.
07:52What are you looking up over there, Jason?
07:53She's not investing in.
07:54What's going on over there?
07:55Someone's got a homemade sex plinko board.
07:58Yeah, no.
07:58Oh, sex plinko.
07:59But it's in some other language.
08:00I can't log into it.
08:01Oh, no.
08:02But it says sex plinko at the time.
08:04Okay, so there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
08:09But there's really only like five different things.
08:14Well, I feel like you don't have like nothing, right?
08:17Yeah.
08:18I think.
08:18You could lose no sex that night.
08:20Well, I think what you do is instead of zero, you make it like you lose your turn.
08:25Like it's the other person's chance to drop the.
08:28Okay, so what are the things on the bottom?
08:30BJ's one, obviously.
08:32BJ?
08:32HJ?
08:33Well, I think it would be like oral.
08:36Because you'd have to.
08:37You'd want it to be like.
08:38So you're going to have the whole game catered to you?
08:42Yes, that's what it seems like he's doing.
08:43I'm trying to stop that.
08:45I'm trying to stop that.
08:46And Dave's like, okay, you just won the chance to blow me.
08:53Oh, my God.
08:54You just won the chance to give me a rim job.
08:59Oh, my God, Chuck.
09:02Watch your mouth.
09:03I'm saying.
09:04I mean, like, what are we talking about here?
09:06It has to go both ways.
09:08Like, you know, what if your lady is dropping the chip?
09:11Come on.
09:12She's got to get some stuff out of this.
09:14That's why it's got to be like anal, oral.
09:16I love that, though.
09:17You just won the chance to blow me.
09:20You know?
09:22But, yeah, there's a, yeah.
09:24Okay, so oral, hand stuff.
09:28Oral, hand stuff.
09:30Oral, hand stuff.
09:31We only have two so far.
09:32I think you should be able to change the bottom out depending on what you're doing.
09:36Maybe it's couples night.
09:37You're able to put the couple one on.
09:39But then it's like swinging night.
09:41You fired up the hot tub.
09:42You pull that thing off.
09:43And you put on the swinger version.
09:45And now everyone gets to play.
09:47You know?
09:48That's how I think it would work.
09:50You have to make it interchangeable with the scenario.
09:55And maybe you're just, you know, meeting your one little couple group that you bang every night.
09:59Okay, so let's get down to business here.
10:01Oh, boy.
10:01We've got to come up.
10:02Oral, hand stuff.
10:03He's got to write it down.
10:04He's writing it all down.
10:05Nipple play.
10:06Yeah, I mean, because that's like 10 bucks, right?
10:08That's like, that's trying to think of something that's just okay.
10:11Yeah, I mean, it's not.
10:12I mean, imagine just some lady just won the chance to suck my nipple.
10:18I'm getting nothing out of that.
10:24There's got to be different categories, right?
10:26So, like, with all these, there's different versions.
10:28So, like, you're talking of, like, a vanilla sex.
10:31But then you can also have a BDSM board.
10:33Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
10:33We'll have different versions.
10:34You can change out the bottom depending on what you're into.
10:37That's Jason's board.
10:38I'm just doing the election.
10:38Yes, exactly.
10:39That's all I'm thinking of.
10:41Spanking, blogging, blogging, blogging, blogging, blogging, blogging, blogging, blogging, blogging,
10:43tie you up, ball gag.
10:45Jinx.
10:46Yeah.
10:46You know what that means?
10:48You owe me a Coke?
10:49Oh, no.
10:49Oh, okay.
10:50Oh, you owe me a Coke?
10:53What is wrong with me, man?
10:54It's the Kinko board.
10:55We jinxed on ball gag.
10:56You've got to put one on.
10:57Yep.
10:58Oh, you owe me a Coke?
11:00Yep.
11:01I think maybe some people say beer.
11:03Jinx owe me a Coke.
11:04I've heard owe me a Coke.
11:05Goodfellows.
11:05I know the goodfellows.
11:06Just some nipple play and Coke.
11:10He's like, oh my God, what's after oral?
11:12And God, there's oral, there's anal, there's normal.
11:20God, what else?
11:22Okay, so we've got oral, hand stuff, nipple play, anal, RJ.
11:25We need one more.
11:27Normal.
11:28Just sex.
11:30Oh, like missionary.
11:30Get some spanking in there.
11:32No.
11:33I think that's for your other board.
11:34Okay.
11:38Blindfold.
11:39That's another for the Kinko.
11:40I think we'll, I mean, it is called Kinko's and then we're having Dave sex.
11:45We're having Dave.
11:46Hey, shut your mouth.
11:48What?
11:48We're having Dave sex.
11:49Shut your whore mouth.
11:50I mean, I don't want to, I'm not interested in Dave sex.
11:53I want to have some interesting sex.
11:55There has to be a punishment spot.
11:57Yeah, you're right.
11:59Because the zero is something.
12:01And what is that?
12:03You know?
12:04So the per, oh, so if you.
12:06What's the loser one?
12:07What is the loser?
12:08Peg.
12:09Oh, whoa.
12:11You know what?
12:12If you had a lot of them on the screen, because some of these, some Plinko things, it's like,
12:16there's like 50 different things, just to have peg or toe sucking.
12:23Well, that's, I mean, I think I would suck toes about 5,000 times before I got pegged.
12:28Absolutely.
12:29Oh, man.
12:30That's a risky game.
12:33But if you got the chance to do something amazing, I guess I'm playing.
12:37If pegging's on the board, I'll take the risk.
12:39But it's not one chip.
12:42Imagine you're risky.
12:43Oh, that's what it would be like.
12:45Listen, but that's the thing.
12:47It's not, it's not a game unless pegging's on the board.
12:54Unless your butt's on the line.
12:55Yeah.
12:56That's our tagline.
12:58It's not a game unless your butt's on the line.
12:59Oh, my God.
13:00This guy's got 50 chips.
13:02Court drops like three at one time.
13:03Pegging, pegging, pegging.
13:04Please, peg.
13:05Please, peg.
13:06Yeah, man.
13:07I don't know.
13:09I mean, it's a great idea.
13:11I think it's already gone.
13:12There's so many different versions you could do, though.
13:14I think it's still there.
13:15I think we can still make some money on this.
13:16I love the idea.
13:17Yeah.
13:18I really think what would happen is the game show would come after you.
13:24You think?
13:25Yeah, probably.
13:26The game show.
13:27Like, they probably own it, right?
13:28They probably own, and you can't, you probably can't do anything even close to it.
13:32A parody version.
13:33Yeah, I know, but.
13:34It's a parody.
13:35I understand that, but I feel like it wouldn't hold up.
13:42It's too bad.
13:43It's a great, it's a cool idea.
13:45The people versus Kinkos.
13:46Yeah.
13:46We'll just have to redesign the board.
13:48There are already pegs on the game.
13:50Oh, yeah.
13:51It's only fitting that it's on there.
13:53Yeah, you have to have pegs on there.
13:54He wants pegs on there.
13:55He actually wants there to be like three pegs on there.
14:00It's like just all pegs.
14:01Everyone's just pegs.
14:03Risk and reward.
14:05Reward and risk.
14:06Yep.
14:08Oh, titty effing.
14:09Oh, my God.
14:11That's also a good spot.
14:13Can I tell you, if you were doing that to me as a lady, it wouldn't be the best.
14:20I don't think ladies are going to get as excited about this.
14:23It's like a Dave board.
14:24He's designing a Dave board.
14:28Dave's Kinky Board.
14:30Dave's Kinky Board doesn't sound as good.
14:33No, I don't like it.
14:34It's Dave's Kinky Board.
14:36It is weird.
14:40We got a good glimpse into it.
14:41You're like, BJ, BJ.
14:42BJ has to be on there, right?
14:44BJ, Nibble Play.
14:45How about Nibble Play?
14:46Two of my favorites.
14:48They have to be on there.
14:49Banging boobs.
14:50Banging boobs.
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14:54It's hot in here.
14:56Yeah.
14:56Yeah.
14:58Getting excited.
14:59Yeah.
15:00He's getting excited, I guess.
15:02Embarrassed.
15:03Oh, yeah.
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