00:00You see in front of you there is some paper like this over here
00:06I think there's some paper over there. Would you grab the paper?
00:10Okay, and roll it up like this one piece or a bunch of it. No take
00:15Like several three or four or five. So we're not doing origami today
00:18I don't even know what origami is, but we're not doing it paper folding
00:24No, no, no roll it up more like this like wider like this. Okay. Okay. Now take it like up
00:29Paper towel holder. Yeah, whatever you're comfortable and then take it and put it up to your mouth like this. Oh, no
00:37Trust me. It's okay. Right. Why would I trust you Dave put up your mouth like this? Okay. Okay now repeat after me
00:44All right, Luke Luke Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father
00:50Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father
00:54Luke you are my father
00:57Luke
00:58I am your father you boob
01:05I'm trying to get you to do your best Darth Vader voice, but Darth Vader voices always sound better through rolled up tubes
01:12I'm not disagreeing, but you just said Luke well, you're my father. Well, maybe I got the line
01:19It's not the line. It's the voice so try it again Luke Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father
01:25I already did that part
01:28But that's the fun part you could do it a million times. It's always fun
01:32Oh, be one never told you what happened to your father
01:37I'll do the breathing thing like
01:39That's pretty good
01:41Thank you
01:42Now continue
01:44Because you don't want to leave people hanging. They're right in the middle of the movie
01:47Luke
01:48I'm your father
01:50No! No! You're not my father!
01:54Obi-Wan's my father!
01:58Dumber
01:59The dark side is strong within you
02:03You dork! You didn't even use a paper!
02:07Well, I wasn't doing the Darth Vader voice. I was doing the Luke voice
02:10No! No! Obi-Wan! You're not my father! Obi-Wan's my father!
02:14That's the Luke voice. This is the Darth Vader voice
02:16Luke! Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father
02:24Luke! You are my father
02:31Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son
02:37Luke! I am your father! Luke! I am your father!
02:43Sometimes I get the line wrong
02:47You sounded great! Really good Darth Vader impersonation
02:50I don't know what it sounds like to you or the real world
02:54But in my head, I sound exactly like Darth Vader
02:58Now I'm not saying that I sound exactly like Darth Vader
03:02Because I might or probably don't
03:04But to me, there's no difference between me and the real Darth Vader
03:08Wow. Well done. There you go
03:10Party tricks with Dave Dahmer
03:11Yeah, sorry
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